Saiyanchumps aren't welcome.
Death Battle
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
Today I will remind them.
Based GODza made the new thread.
Reminder that Dante across multiple mediums is too slow to catch up to a speeding van
WHAT'S THAT MIGUEL-SAMA? YOU'RE GOING TO SPLIT UTAHIME OPEN WITH YOUR SUPERIOR BBC THE SAME WAY SUKUNA CLEAVED ME IN HALF??? AND YOU'LL LET ME WATCH??!?? WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YABBA DABBA DOOOO I ALONE AM THE KEKED ONE
Thor BTFO last thread
Whose next this time?
Headcanon
Canon
Is your hero a cuck? A blacked nintendo-switch-playing cuckold whose wife or girlfriend and even mother has sex with other men?
Then KINGtos beats the shit out of them in a fight, zero-diff. Be like Kingtos, Say NO to the degredation of masculinity.
whose next
ESLwhor...
Gohan's pelvis? REDUCED to DUST.
Videl's pelvis while Gohan watches.
FUUUUUUUUUCK HE IS! PLEASE DON’T BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM KINGTOS!
Kratos got raped by a BBC.
This but it’s Thor’s wife, Sonic’s wife, Spiderman’s wife and Luke’s wife, canonically
Superman isn't real - he's a 12D psyop. His 'heroism' is reverse-causality propaganda from 3019 to normalize alien rule. Every 'super' feat? Just memetic calculus decaying across ∂/∂x timelines (that's why reboots nerf him). The 'S' is the integral of corporate lies. Lex Luthor knew - his 'losses' were 5th-axis Batman folding reality into Klein bottle paradoxes to contain the truth. DC Comics? A 3rd-order Marvel shadow. Snyder Cut? Frame-rate sorcery. Stop believing fiction.
Canon
That's a lot of BBC you want Kratos to take, kratosbro.
but i’m not Jane Foster tho??
You just said she's giving Kratos the BBC, amongst others doing the same. Are you ESL and homosexual?
KEK KEK KEK BLACKED BLACKED KEK BLACKED KEK
so when will /dbg/ stop being a shittier /dbs/ again? when was the last time this place had a proper debate?
Kratosfags are obsessed with THAT type of porn
Why are they like this?
Last time is when Doom Slayer vs Master Chief, proper discussion will continue when the first preview drops(Very unlikely) or until the next Match up is announced.
The (not) xianxia dude vs literal furry scat loli vomit rapist
This is merely a colony of the sacred halls.
well it's quite the shitty colony considering even /treasure/ was better
There’s nothing left to debate since KINGtos was proven to be the most powerful character in any and all verses
Him losing to Sephiroth is still bullshit, btw.
The fact that you all are bounded to this degree of discussion is a key factor in how you all are limited by the perceptions of your reality. You only believe /dbg/ is a shittier /dbs/ because you cannot accept the truth for the lies of Sonic soloing your verse. You have to hide behind a disgust for the noise around you. Your limits are a signifier in and of themselves of Sonic's lack of limits.
ghosts his girlfriend for 4 million years
comes back
she's still immensely loyal to him and begs for him to stay
overcomes mind control just by thinking of her
Is he the first uncuckable HERO?
y'all
Discarded.
...Makima fantasized to herself as she helplessly watched Hollow Purple seconds before it obliterated her.
His “girlfriend” was confirmed to be a man in drag. I guess gays are uncuckable yes
DMCucks still can't give any good feats for either of the jobbers of Sparda.
but enough about Springer
Post Makima canonically apologizing to a black BVLL the same way Gojo did in his own Manga
but enough about Rodimus
was she really?
Arcee isn't his girlfriend
Kek, I remember when this canonically happened
Anon is thinking of IDW Arcee, not Elita.
Yes. All “female” cybertronians were retconned as actually being men who use tranny pronouns
cuck fantasies
Done.
making up literal fanfiction
Kratosbro?
No I'm here
ENTERRRRRR
Him losing to Sephiroth is still bullshit, btw.
If anything, they should take away the victory DMC has over Bayonetta. The Sephiroth episode is still correct.
why when it's correct
No Reimubro... Let's ignore these threads until the spics and teenagers stop with their fantasies
Uh... how is Anissa going to smash Videl's pelvis?
DMC anime is mediocre or forgettable.
The Netflix cartoon is even worse.
PoC was an utter disaster and embarrassment.
DMC2 and DmC suck.
The only kinda good DMC game in 15 years is 5, which is still subpar to 4, which was a step down from 3.
Why do people desperately overrate this mediocre franchise? Even Bayonetta, Ninja Gaiden, and Resident Evil have better track records as franchises. And when it comes to individual games, Okami, Nier Automata, and MGR are still the kings.
why'd you show up with your ritual post if you're just going to leave
Literally five out of the seven franchises you named are either forgotten, zombies, or whores. They also have nothing in common with DMC, this is Anon Babble tier bait and you should be ashamed.
They're all born as men, some of them just unconsciously want to call themselves 'she' or choose to start using she later. But there's zero physical difference between any of them as the "women" admit
at least people can post Bayonetta characters destroying moons, planets, or erasing timelines
Do the same with DMC characters, I dare you
Debbie when she hears a knock at the door
He loses to Sesshomaru too lol DMCfags can't catch a break
Who’s a good match for Sakura? Sans Madoka and Yugi.
FTL Van please understand
But Elita isn't from Cybertron, she's part of Vigilem's crew after they left the planet, so she's born female.
It's Doremi's turn
Mental illness things.
Ben 10
Kamen Rider Blade
Kratos did this because he has the power of the sun which kills his race btw
Why would Kratos kill Mark? Sure he was a pathetic faggot but I thought we were supposed to be better men?
Notice how this place got shittier when Diama ended?
Mark decided to be a dictator at the end of the series, he made the mistake of trying to boss Kratos around
But FF7 keeps getting more wank and DMC gets none.
Kratos is bisexual so he'd find trannies hot like Optimus btw
Canon?
Name one time Kratos has ever been gay like Optimus
But Optimus is a pedophile while Kratos isn't
when got his black blown out during spartan 'training'.
The girls in Doremi literally don't fight.
[Optimus Prime liked this video]
He's Greek.
why would the girl in Doremi do that?
and? Spartans didn't engage in sodomy, that was the athenians
My heroes are all raped gay trannyfucker cuck pedos...
...except for KINGtos!
Canon.
Is that what Zeus told you?
...on top of being sub wall level.
Zeus is a gay pedo
Since Goku is confirmed canonically kissless that means ChiChi cheated on Goku with another saiyan.
Like father, like son.
Captcha confirms
This. If your name isn't Kratos you're a cuck. End of story.
Sorry I meant is, not isn't.
Kratosjeet...
There was nothing grammatically incorrect about that sentence.
Were Asurapoos (an indian game about indian gods with an indian fanbase) the real jeets all along?
ARES DESTROY MY ENEMIES AND MY WIFE IS YOURS
From age 8 to 16. He's Spartan.
Dante died so Kratos and Doomslayer could live
Master Chiefbros, we're Spartans too...
Cortana got gaped and mindraped by the gravemind
Chief got cucked
I most certainly don't buy Kratos' Death Battle scaling at all. And I'm pretty sure MOST of the Kratos wankers in these threads are just being ironic because of how horrible the scaling DB used actually is.
I remember when Kratos said this.
Why does Dante have so many worse feats in subsequent games then? He shouldn't have gotten weaker, and there doesn't seem to be a way for him to have gotten stronger either.
Dante only cares when he's motivated. He toys with his enemies and defeats them effortlessly; he rarely takes things seriously or even tries against most of his foes. That's kind of what makes them cool in the first place.
Devil May Cry 3 was a prequel to 1 so he was weaker in that game.
Look, I don't see him as genuinely Universal, but his scaling is more legit than Kratos and the fuckheads on the death battle research team swallowed that shit whole. So Skepticism feels weird if you buy Kratos scaling at all.
They expect one of us in the wreckage brother.
-Kratosfags to Dantefags probably
this, is autism manifest
Master Chief is also a Spartan
Therefore as the strongest Spartan, Chief also scales to Wanktos' feats
We're coming for you, Doomsissy.
Neither does Yugi
Doremi still had
-Time stop
-Reality manipulation
-Weapon creation
-Baleful polymorph
The list goes on
Reminder that in Dragon Ball Super, Krillin is even shorter and more cowardly and weaker than even before. He gets beat up by regular humans and needs surgical practice by 18 from a single pistol bullet.
Android 18 also calls him pathetic and says she doesn't love him because he's so weak and such a beta. She even says this in front of his best friend and daughter, and he just sits there and takes it because it's true. She tells him she's grossed out by what a wimpy fag he is and the fact she's so much stronger and cooler than he will ever be. No woman wants a weak soimale and 18 admits this proudly.
To add insult to injury, she also trained "krillin"s daughter (i doubt it) to compare how manly and strong Goku is to how pathetic and wimpy Krillin is, and to say that she wished GOKU WAS HER FATHER. Holy shit.
This wasn't just temporary either, it's the status quo. Krilling is a weak soimale who gives 18 the ick and she tells their daughter to demand Goku become her new stepdaddy. This continues when Frost oneshots Krillin like the wimpy fodder he is, zero-diff.
After Krillin goes back to the stands in shame, Android 18 berated him, making it known to everyone that she was ashamed to call him her husband and she doesn't consider him a man. She even joins in with everyone else insulting Krillin for how weak and what a pussy he is.
In short it's painfully obvious to anyone who can read subtext (such as we Kratos SCHOLARS) and who embrace the TRUTH over deluded self-insert fantasies, that 18 cheats on Krillin with every strong chadly king in her verse.
and yet he's still stronger then Tien
Post 18 canonically cheating on Krillin.
I...I CAN NOT...!
when she was openly flirting with Trunks
I…. Can not………
This happened btw
I-I CAN!
… post fanfiction.
i-if you actually agree with the guys who btfoed me th-then you're just being a shitposter!
How deluded and sad.
CANON!
Kratosjeet projecting his blacked fetish again
HOLY FUARK IT'S CAAAAAAANNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN
Post Kratos destroying a mountain.
RTH spam after being unable to post canon
BAAAAAASSSSEEEEEEEDDDD
I would sure love to see every female posted in this thread take a thick veiny girthy BBC...
Yup yup yup, canon
We know Kratosbro.
We know, Nero.
Tien...
Krillin...
Superman...
All this literally happened. What a FAG!
We know Asurabro.
LMAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kratosfags are actually Tienfags
Makes sense because they're into that type of porn.
OH NONONONONO...
KEKYPOW! KWAB
the entirety of /dbg/ has a blacked fetish and as a black man that makes me uncomfortable
stop being gay all of you
different kind of Spartan bro
see, Spartan SUPER SOLDIERS get mindraped
regular GREEK spartans like Kratos? they get mindraped AND physically raped
KEKARROOOOOOOOOOOOO
Every single cuckpost in this thread was made by Luke while Mara Jade was busy riding Lando's black anaconda btw
Kratosfags are posting cuck and blacked fantasies
You never see AsuraCHADS do this.
So, how are the Jobbers May Cry fans holding up? AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Reminder that in Dragon Ball Super
Dragonball as a franchise ended at Buu. GT and all that came after are garbage and can simply be ignored.
My opinion is the objectively correct one, superfags and diaperfags can rage but they can do little else about it.
you never see Asurachads in general since apparently they don't exist according to these threads
imagine being weaker than bullet FODDER.
All Bulletoproof verses RAPE Dragon's-balls
reminder that people who hate Krillin are low IQ and obsessed with NTR
No lies detected.
*Ring Ring*
It's for you
when the Kratosbro starts talking about BBC for the 1000000000000000th time
I’d assume they’re doing fine with the free residency you’re giving them inside your head.
So Android 18? Yup it's canon
REEEEEEEE YOU CAN’T SAY I’M AN ANNOYING FAGGOT NOW I’M GONNA MAKE UP KEK FANTASIES ABOUT BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD
If a character didn't survive the universe being destroyed they're weaker than Alex
Kekypooooooooooo
low IQ
obsessed with NTR
So Kratosfags?
basic feat for Earthworm Jim
No. Kratosfags like you.
Ding ding ding!
Every single cuckpost in this thread was made by Spiderman while Mary Jane was busy riding Paul's latinx anaconda btw
--ACK!! Ei-Eighteen, why do you smell funny?
They'd need to score first.
But 18 hates Krillin though canonically: so by your logic she must be obsessed with NTR? OH NONONONONO...
CAAAANNNOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN!!!!
I actually like happy monogamous couples where neither of the participant cucks the other
Every single cuckpost in this thread was made by Superman while Lois was busy riding Jon (the person he named his son after)'s BWC anaconda btw
Except she doesn't.
A woman being upset with her husband is not her hating him.
Like you kratosjeets always repeat, it's her 'Wanting him to be better.'
Which he is.
Krillin is at least twice the man SISSYtos is.
This is it
/dbg/ is utterly unusable now and will finally get moved to Anon Babble
This thread needs a hero!
Every single cuckpost in this thread was made by Thor while Sif was busy riding Dracula's vampiric anaconda btw
SACRE BLEU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! G-Goku-san, Chi-Chi doesn't want another kid so you've invented a NEW FORM of CONTRACEPTION!!???!! You're planning to use INSTANT TRANSMISSION on your SEMEN when you EJACULATE so SHE CAN'T GET PREGNANT!?!?!?! And you figured instead of letting it GO TO WASTE you'd teleport it INSIDE OF 18!?!?!???! You want me to install a MICROCHIP that gives off the PRECISE COORDINATES of her BUTTHOLE and SNATCH at ALL TIMES!??!!?? S-She could be going about her EVERYDAY LIFE when out of NOWHERE your SUPERSAIYAJIZZ will INVADE HER HARDER THAN D-DAY!???!?!! What's more, this technique will OVERLOAD your RIPE EMISSIONS with RAW POWER, and your DNA will start to MIX WITH HERS????!!! Eventually her BATTLE-WORN BEAVER will undergo ZENKUM BOOSTS until she has the MIGHTIEST OVARIES in the MULTIVERSE???!!!? At that point she'll emit a POTENT SEX AURA that repels WEAK DICKLETS such as MYSELF while attracting only the STRONGEST!?!!!??! But that's all part of your PLAN to create the ULTIMATE BREEDING MACHINE for WORTHY SPARRING PARTNERS???!?!!!...........YABBA DABBA DOO, I AGREE BUT ONLY IF YOU LET THE LITTLE TYKES PUNCH MY NUTS FOR PRACTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Every single cuckpost in this thread was made by Mario while Peach was busy riding Prince Haru's royal anaconda btw
The Hedgehog Singularity manifests as a narrative event horizon where Super Sonic's transformation collapses conventional battle parameters by rendering power scaling obsolete through transcended dimensional constraints, dissolving victory conditions into erased narrative binaries where win/lose distinctions become meaningless, and ultimately reducing all opposition to irrelevance as only the platonic ideal of "Sonic" persists—not as a mere character but as an irreducible narrative force that redefines reality itself, exposing the futility of applying Death Battle logic to an entity who has become the framework of his own existence.
She's not upset with him, she's disgusted by how weak he is compared to her. She doesn't even consider him a man, he's just a soimale to her unlike CHADku who she wants as her stepdaddy canonically
K O F F I N G
You're so mad that no pretty girl ever married or had a kid with you.
It's okay thirdie bald manlet bro, not everyone bad manlet can be Krillin and bag a beautiful woman.
Every single cuckpost in this thread was made by Sonic while Sally was busy riding Geoffrey St. John's smelly skunk anaconda btw
AAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Say sorry, /dbg/.
Why are you niggas so obsessed with cuckoldry? I thought this was a powerscaling thread
If our heroes are so strong then why do they get cucked by characters weaker than them and who scale lower???
Kratosfags are mentally ill.
prevents his gf from being the one getting cucked
HERO!
NOOOOOOO I CAN’T ADMIT I WAS WRONG TO SEETHE OVER PEOPLE THINKING A GIRL WAS HOT EVEN AFTER /DBG/ BECAME A NTR INFESTED MESS AAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE
no argument, only seething projection
If you want to live a lie and deny the series itself that's on you bro. But leave teh rest of us out of your sad denial: no lady likes a soiboy beta. They like chads like Me and Goku and Kratos. 18 is proof of this because she says so herself
Cuckscaling transcends powerscaling
FFUUARK IT'S FUCKING CAAANNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!
Which Kratos spammer are you?
You're the one lying.
I'm sorry bro, but 18 is canonically in a monogamous and loving relationship with Krillin.
Good job outing yourself as a kratosjeet though lol
Puts all of his strength into a swing
Barely makes a papercut
He only won this fight because of the Blade of Olympus btw
save us the Kratoschads are cucking us oh god save us!!!
Okay but who wins in a Yaba Dabba Doo Battle, Krillin or Fred Flintstone?
Krillin is a Dragon Ball character so even though he's a weak jobber in his own verse he's still very strong by other verses standards, and Fred Flintstone should have some level of toonforce though I'm unsure of what exactly he's capable of
kratos is that guy from god hand yeah?
YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOO!!!
Optimus Prime...
"girl"
Oh nonononono...
Optimus…
the browns have returned to spam off topic shit
Real Asurafags are likely not on Anon Babble or a few occupy Anon Babble. They probably played the game once years ago and moved on with their lives. The game flopped (and will never get a remake) and the fanbase is practically nonexistent. You only have people here who hate Kratos and his wankers so they mask themselves as Asurafags to fuel the Krasura drama.
Basically the powerscaler version of this meme
Replace racism with cuckposting
because /dbs/ has it and since these threads are just Monkey see Monkey do they copy /dbs/
I remember when this place used to call itself the most same place to have powerscaling debates and now even Reddit is better then here
Are there any other heroes who are cucks that I should know about?
The proof is right there, cucky boi. Super isn't a lie no matter how much you cry about it.
18 canonically wants a chad and is ashamed to even say Krillin is her husband because he's a weak soiboy and not a chad like Goku and Kratos
mountain sized giant cannot outmuscle Kratos
KIIIIIIIIIIINNNG!!!
less than 1 minute apart
Holy CANON!?
N-word is just brown in the mirror.
Everyone except for BVLLtos and BULLffing
Krillin
well he's not exactly a "hero" and he's already been mentioned, but he's such a cuck he should be warned of twice
not cucking your Girlfriend so you can get human pussy
my hero Powerglide would never do that
EVERYTHING TURNS TO BROWN INSIDE OF ME!
CAT in a HAT! K-KING KAI?!?! I FINALLY ARRIVED!! TIME to START TRAINING! EHH?!? My FIRST exercise is to ATTEMPT to CATCH the MONKEY?!? Oh, I SEE what you REALLY MEAN! You ACTUALLY want ME to SPANK my MONKEY, RIGHT?! But HERE, I couldn't POSSIBLY COOM, CONSIDERING how there is NO MATERIAL for me to WORK WITH! Oh, I GET IT NOW! You brought ANDROID 18 here as well, and using your KAIOKEN technique, you are going to POUND her with TEN TIMES the force you normally would, RIGHT?!?! And then while I am TRAPPED and IMMOBILISED due to the 10 times gravity being too strong for me, you are going to have GREGORY SLAM my COCK and BALLS with a HAMMER as PUNISHMENT for being so weak!! That's not ALL?!?! You're going for a RIDE around the planet in your car, while my WIFE rides YOU?!?! And then, when you are done with her, leaving her as a SOPPING MESS of CUM, BUBBLES is gonna TAG IN and GIVE her his BANANA?! Boy! This is bringing back memories from when I wished Goku's tail back! SAY WHHHAAAAA--?! Then when BUBBLES is done, I will be served the DELECTABLE MEAL STRAIGHT FROM HER VAGINA?! I, KEKLIN, will be WINING and DINING on FRESH MONKEY CUM?!?! And after I'm done LICKING the PLATE clean, you are going in for ANOTHER round?! You're gonna FORM a SPIRIT bomb and CONCENTRATE it into your PENIS and since my wife is SO SLUTTY and IMPURE, she will feel FAR MORE pleasure from you?! My VERY OWN LIFE ENERGY will be used to KEK myself!?! But that would be like I was fucking her... I'm not sure about that last one King Kai, but if you SAY so... ALL I gotta say is YABBA DABBA DOO!!!
That's nice and all but remember Dark Magician is the ultimate wizard in terms of attack and defense.
Where’d you get this image of the entire Norse Kratos fanbase?
KINGtos is so strong his power transcended fiction to diminish Asura's supporters in powerscaling to nothing irl
BOUNDLESS BEAST
Hydrogen BombKEKS I’m fucking shaking…
You just KNOW she has a spade.
Post Lois saying this to Superman.
There is no proof there except for the one you desperately want in your schizophrenic brownie mind.
You so desperately want Krillin to be a cuck so you can point it out and be like 'SEE! If even Krillin gets cucked, then it's not my fault I did!'.
I'm sorry you got cucked bro, but Krillin hasn't.
In fact, Krillin has canonically lied on top of 18, and came inside of her.
I'm sorry this fact pisses you off bro.
Norse Kratos fanbase is the hall of chads and KINGS and scholars
Robert Kirkman...
/dbg/…
Krillin/Thor/Superman/Spiderman/Sonic...
trips of TRUTH
FUUUUUUUUUUCK I CAN'T!
No lies detected.
Sonic does beat Goku tho
There's plenty of proof of it. You could read it here if you weren't so scared to: Krillin's a canonical soiboy, whose wife publicly tells everyone he's not even a man because he's so much weaker than her, and who told their daughter she wants Goku to be her daddy
This is a fact you can't debunk. Your entire worldview persists off of ignoring the actual series and living in headcanon where 18 doesn't want CHADS like Kratos to fuck her.
Trips confirm
CANOOOOONN!!!
We can put the BoO at mountain level then. Poor Kratos.
I CANT IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED ME TO SAY I CANT OKAY???
THERE'S PLENTY OF PROOF OF IT!
posts his brown schizophrenic headcanon
So... you have no actual proof?
Krillin and 18 are monogamous CONFIRMED.
Canon? Canon.
You? Done.
Keep your schizophrenic gobbledygook to yourself.
Cuck battle general
specifying Norse
based
ZOMG 18 TELL EVERYONE IN THIS STADIUM AGAIN HOW WEAK AND PATHETIC AND LOW-TEST I AM AND HOW MUCH YOU WANT A REAL MAN LIKE GOKU.
IT'S ONLY FAIR AFTER YOU WATCHED ME GET MY ASS BEAT AND RUN CRYING FOR GOKU ANIKI TO SAVE ME AGAIN LIKE ALWAYS! YOU NEED A REAL MAN, SO TELL EVERYONE IN THIS STADIUM YOU DON'T CONSIDER ME A MAN OR HUSBAND! YABBA DABBA DOOOOO
This is not how you become a better man.
Or… they’re not autistic powerscalers like Kratosfags. They left long before Krasura was even a thing.
CANON
Literally listing out the exact happenings of Super is not headcanon, Krillin cuck. Damn i'm sorry your life is so sad that it's reached this level of cope. Reality is reality, not a pretend matrix. All of this happened. 18 lusts for chads and gets the ick from soiboy krillin.
We need to become better cucks.
Kratos…
Kratos would beat Krillin's ass then teach him how to be a real man and a chadly KING like him
Kratos is a loving and loyal husband who will not remarry nor commit adultery out of love for Atreus’ mother. You’re mischaracterizing him.
/dbg/
FINE IT'S CANON ALRIGHT? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED ME TO SAY???? I ADMIT IT! IT'S FUCKING CANNOOOOONNNNNNN OH GOD I LOVE WATCHING GOKU FUCK MY WIFE
Today's thread needs to die.
not even /dbs/ is this obsessed with cucking and BLACKED shit since they still sometimes talk about the series the threads are for
Gojo...
18's legs are open for a real chad...
CANOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN!!!
Yup yup yup, it's canon
ENOUGH. Every single one of you better get into a monogamous relationship built on loyalty and love NOW. Do I make myself clear?
K, b, c.
Optimus CHAD…
Open this for a jumpscare.
Kratos got bored of one shotting everyone so he decided to fuck Krillin's wife
WELL THATS A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES! If it isn't THE CHAOS GODS?!?!? And you're all here to RAPE 18 IN UNSPEAKABLY HORRORIFIC WAYS?!?!
First up is KHORNE?!?!?! And you're going to KORNtinuously fill her with FLAMING HOT RED MAGMA CUM? And after him in SLANESH?! Who will MUTATE HER AN UNSPEAKABLE ABOMINATION with HUNDREDS, nay, THOUSANDS VAGINAS GROWING OUT OF EVERY LIMB with pheromones that lure in BLACK BULLS? Up next is NURGLE?! NOOOOOOO DONT TURN ME INTO A BLOB of FECES CUM SMEGMA AND BOOGERS!!!! How can I record all this when instead of being a METAPHORICALLY SPINELESS SACK OF SHIT ITLL BE LITERAL? Last but not least is TZEENCH?!?!! NANI-?!?!?? You are going to SWAP BODIES with ME and FORCE me to WATCH YOU in MY body, HAVING SEX WITH 18?!? And YOU'RE SAYING that seeing MYSELF fucking my WIFE, will RUIN my ENTIRE WORLD-VIEW?!? My WHOLE WORLD will SHATTER as I have an IDENTITY CRISIS from seeing such a HORRID and TRAUMATIZING thing?!?! And this will cause me to develop a DISSOCIATIVE PERSONALITY DISORDER, which will require YEARS of EXTENSIVE PSYCHIATRIC CARE, which will EVENTUALLY FAIL and DRIVE me INSANE?!?! And then, I will be FORCED to be ADMITTED into a MENTAL ASYLUM where I will be LOCKED and TRAPPED in a SMALL PADDED ROOM, and then CURSE ME so I can see EVERY SINGLE INSTANCE OF BBC KEKOLDING FROM THE PAST PRESENT AND FUTURE except when it comes to 18 being used LIKE THE DIRTY WHORE SLUT SHE IS BY ALL THE CHAOS MARINE LEGIONS?!?!
What else can I say but YABBA DABBA DOO
That's a very common pasttime for Z fighters
Why the FUCK did Optimus reject Marissa when she was right there!? Goddamn, that couldn't be me....
If doomguy beats chief while they buy into his wank I fear the cuckposting with Cortana will make sure NTR never leaves /dbg/
I… I CANNOT…
1-C
Doom Slayer still can’t get past Tucker
That's okay, Doomguy is only into guns, not AI thots.
Uh, Hal Jordan?
NOOOOO!!!! I can't BELIEVE my ETERNAL PUNISHMENT in the bowels of HELL is to constantly relive the GREATEST AMERICAN TRAGEDY as the man RESPONSIBLE!!! OH WOE is ME, please FORGIVE ME Pentagon officials and PASSENGERS!!! HOLD the PHONE, those AREN'T normal passengers, they're the 2000-2001 Los Angeles Lakers!!! And that ISN'T just ANY Pentagon, that's CLEARLY my WIFE!!! I'll be DELIVERING the GREATEST BLACK MEN who EVER LIVED directly into the WALLS of my WIFE?!?! The DESTRUCTION of the FINANCIAL RECORDS symbolizes the DESTRUCTION of my wife's FERTILE EGGS by SUPER seed?!?!? And the 72 VIRGINS I get for a JOB WELL DONE will be CLONES of my wife, FRESH and READY to get her FALLOPIAN TUBES spritzed down with KOBE BRYANT'S baby juice?!?! What can I say but YABBA DABBA DOO
Low 1-C at best
You know 1-C is higher, and that's the minimum for GOD Slayer, right?
Cuckchads scale above pedojobbers btw
Doomjobbers……..
DocGreen....
You just describe 75% of Anon Babble.
I hope 18 keeps Kratod distracted so he doesn't move onto fuckinv my wife...
Chichi isn't Bulma. Take your porn-addicted cuck fantasies to /dbs/
ESL babble
no no, she's obviously just someone who refuses to even give goku a kiss, yet pops out two babies with the same powers as vegeta and has said before she wants to fuck vegeta. Hmm...
It's impossible for Kratos to cuck Optimus because Kratos isn't a pedophile that wants to sleep with an underage wife
be Krillin
always there when needed to fight
don't run away even when hopelessly outmatched and scared
have a monogamous, loving, canonical relationship with a hot cyborg wife
be not Krillin
be brown and ntr fetish
be cowardly creature
get unfathomably angry when seeing Krillin
make up and post your cuck fetish about Krillin
A sad state of affairs.
… is what I would say if Kratosfags weren’t incessant posting about how they want their hero to rape Mithra.
Lolichads stay winning
That doesn't even make sense. How could Chi-Chi get with Vegeta prior to Gohan's birth?
Bejitabro thinking Goten and Goku are Vegeta's kids
Chichi and Vegeta have no lines to each other in manga
Gohan was born before Vegeta even appeared
Attributes Saiyan heritage and Goten looking like Goku to .... Vegeta
Mental illness.
All cuckposters are mentally ill bro.
Be Krillin
Be a jobber the moment you're introduced
Job the entire series
Be so utterly pathetic that your own author takes pity on you and gives you the hottest woman in the franchise as your wife
Everyone knows its farcical anyways
Post Optimus refusing to kiss a little girl.
Yeah, I already figured that. It's just hilarious because I didn't expect for them to be on /dbg/ as well.
be krillin
a loser wimpy and beta boy
your only purpose is to get beat up, die to fodder attacks then cry so Goku Aniki gets his "Grr you hurt muh fwens!!!" powerboost
wife thinks you're weak and pathetic and not a real man and tells every burly chadly fighter in the world (who are all way stronger and braver and manlier than you) this fact
even your author calls you pathetic
be a cuck
A sad state of being.
Post Optimus being a pedophile in a series that isn’t an obscure manga.
posting his headcanon babble again
thank you for immediately proving my point.
We already know who Gohan's real father is.
not headcanon bro, it's all fact: actually read the series
/dbg/ should just be renamed to /DBS/, featuring Kratos and friends
BOOOOM
Where is the invincible sprite from?
Post Kratos not committing incest with Aphrodite
links his headcanon post again
Damn bro
Chichi refuses to kiss Goku, has canonically never kissed him
Tells Bulma IN FRONT OF VEGETA, that she wants to FUCK VEGETA, and that Vegeta is cooler than Goku, because Goku is just "sweet" and nothing else
Yeah we all know Vegeta's the real father
still telling himself Super was headcanon because reality btfoes him
sad. Escapism is unhealthy cucky boi
Gokubros...
CANOOOOONNNN!!!!
Your schizophrenic delusions of what happened in Super point you out as being brown and sad.
I'm sorry.
Post Freya wishing for Kratos to come back while stranded on a different planet.
fucker was a zombie only being kept alive thanks to his enemies cells being merged with him, I don't think he was sane at the time
Hot Rod was the actual pedophile though
You've yet to be able to debate a single one of any of the happenings, because you know they happened but you're pathetically in denial of them and trying to ignore them.
I'm sorry you're a bald manlet cuck like Krillin, but as 18 tried to teach you no woman ever wants a soiboy like Krillin. 18 wants a CHAD like Goku and Kratos
HAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAA
I don't have to deny your delusional falsehoods.
I'm sorry bro.
Wasn't Bulma literally moaning over Goku not being at the party and that it's not the same without him just before this? We both know Trunks ain't Vegeta's kid.
post Freya having a cock
Using English dub as the canon to funnel porn addicted fantasies
In actuality, Chichi is talking about Bulma liking Goku so much and she snarkingly says she's prettier and more deserving of him
Your deranged mental faculties are on full display, Bejitabro.
Notice how Vegeta smiles knowingly.
The only cure for this thread is for Yujiro to gape Kratos
wants a pic of Freya with a dick
Uh, Kratosbro, you doing okay?
OH NONONONONO...
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
A CANON CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKK!!!!!
Filler
my HERO Hot Rod is not a pedophile, he only fucked his Chinese dyke girlfriend after she became legal
Krillinbro btw
You're right, Vegeta and Goku are both cucks with disloyal wives
youtube.com
The only cure to [FAG SHIT] is [FAG SHIT]
now post the next thing she says (she asks to fuck Vegeta)
Goku isn't. Vegeta on the other hand ... also isn't. Stop watching porn.
... in your fantasies.
Bejitabro btw
Vegeta
Seems like we might have to break in the newfriend
AAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
18 STOP TELLING EVERY MAN HERE YOU WANT THEM TO FUCK YOU AND YOU DON'T CONSIDER ME A MAN
BULMA STOP CUUCCKING MEEEEEEEEE WITH CHADS WHILE I WATCH AND MY JAW DROPS TO THE FLOOR FROM LOW-TEST
VEGETA STOP SMILING KNOWINGLY AT MY WIFE SAYING SHE WANTS TO FUCK YOU!
AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE I HATE CANOOOONNNN!
YUUUMMY! Gigibro btw in case it wasn't clear
This but for this a fucking CANON CUUCK?????
The only cure for this thread is for Bueno Excellante to gape Kratos
Filler
chinese dyke girlfriend
Huh?
one shots your verse
denying reality again
Disloyal flirty wives who fuck other men, bro. cucks.
The only cure to [FAG SHIT] is [FAG SHIT]
FUARK IT'S CANOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN!
Invincible is asteroid belt level...
>denying [FANTASY] again
Indeed. Stop cooming.
SHAOSHAO-BROS.....
Bulma is the only one who's canonically fucked other men. She's YamCHAD's sloppy seconds, probably GODku's too if we're being honest.
A CANON CUUCK!!
I REPEAT: THERE IS A CANON CUUCK IN OUR MIDST!!
SCHOLARS, BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM AND THROW HIM OUT THESE HALLS IMMEDIATELY!
DON'T GIVE HIM HIS JACKET
poor girl...
Chichi wants to fuck Vegeta but has never kissed cuckku. Those kids ain't his.
Spiderman got tired of MJ cheating on him so he decided to gape Kratos's bussy instead
fanfiction
Chi-Chi flexes on every thot that Goku is her husband. Meanwhile, BITCHjita married the gang's bicycle.
They’re pajeets, it lines up.
...by chain reaction.
Yuribros.... did we just lose?
Is Kratos actually a canon cuck or are you guys just being deranged for the fun of it? (I know next to nothing about GoW)
“OH NO! OH NO NO NO! WAIT! WAIT! I DIDN’T MEAN IT KRATOS SCHOLARS! OH PLEASE PLEASE AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE—”
[CRASH]
“My monitor! My vintage CRT monitor! NOT THE FACE—OH GOD, THE FACE!!”
[PUNCH]
“MY TEETH! I NEED THOSE FOR... FOR... FOR EATING SLOP! PLEASE, MERCIFUL KRATOS SCHOLARS, I’M JUST A PATHETIC LITTLE GOBLIN IN REAL LIFE! I LOOK LIKE RUMPLESTILTSKIN IF HE WORKED NIGHT SHIFT AT A GAS STATION! DON’T—”
[POW!] [CRUNCH!]
“MY RIBS! MY RIBS ARE NOW A FLAT SURFACE! NO DON’T BREAK ALL MY FINGERS ONE BY ONE IM CRYING TO YOU IM BEGGING AAAIIIII—”
[WHAM]
“A DUST CLOUD!? AAAAAAAA THERE’S SO MANY FISTS! IT’S A TORNADO OF PAIN!!”
[WHAP! SOCK! BAM!]
“WHO EVEN USES BRASS KNUCKLES ANYMORE!? PLEASE, I’M JUST A GREASY LITTLE MAN WHO TALKS TOUGH ONLINE! I’M JUST A HIDEOUS, BARELY FUNCTIONING CREATURE WHO CAN ONLY INTERACT WITH THE WORLD THROUGH ANONYMOUS INCEL FORUMS!”
[BOOM – THROUGH THE WALL]
“MY SPINE! I CAN SEE MY OWN BACKBONE OUT OF MY EYE SOCKET! THAT’S NOT SUPPOSED TO—”
[FINAL SMASH]
“OKAY, OKAY, I’M SORRY I SAID KRATOS WASNT OMNIPOTENT! I WAS JUST JEALOUS OF WHAT A CHAD HE IS! PLEASE, SPARE ME, I’LL WRITE A TEN-PAGE APOLOGY POST! I'LL LET YOU FUCK MY WIFE! SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN MORE ATTRACTED TO YOU BECAUSE OF HOW CHADLY AND MANLY YOU ARE! JUST—JUST—AAAAAAGHHHHHH—”
[SILENCE AND A SINGLE TOOTH ROLLING ACROSS THE FLOOR]
Kratos is canonically infinite in everything
She literally says out loud in front of Vegeta that she is horny for him bro
I'm sorry.
In my defense my problem was with the Tumblr like behavior of the people on Reddit obsessing over her, but still whatever is going on in these threads is far worse...
Kratos is an infinite cuck
Where? Please show me.
gets cucked
gets cured from being a lesbian by Hot Rod
HERO
Never happened. Bulma did say she regrets not locking down Goku before Chi-Chi did though :)
Kratos has two families (both wives died) but neither of them ever fell in love with other men. Sindri says so in the reboot of the 2nd one. First one is barely a character, she's just backstory. Between games he fucks a lot of whores
Literally got posted bro. It happened. Vegeta fucked her
Canon
Relying on dubism for your cuck fantasies
Read
"Technically" he isn't but he's so emasculated in nuGoW that it wouldn't be surprising if Atreus wasn't actually his. He legit has a line where he tells his son that his mother's past is her business, lmao.
Now post the next thing she says in the sub, where she literally says she wants to fuck Vegeta
no, a line in Ragnarok exists that gets shitposted out of context as him being a cuck but nothing canon says he is
If that happened (it didn't) then why can't you post it?
he says that about her being a warrior who led the other realms to attack asgard. because he never mentioned to Atreus that she was a warrior too
Atreus is Loki so even if his paternity is confirmed that just means Kratos fathered a shapeshifting furry transvestite
He can't, because it doesn't exist I don't know why they're so obsessed with fantasical cuckoldry?
This is why I don't like time skips. The inbetweens are filled with hot air for all that matters.
Shonen protags can achieve feats that would otherwise take years to master in days, but if it's off screen, they apparently spend years doing nothing but eating.
Since someone pitched Flowey vs StP Princess from the Kickstarter, what does Flowey even have here? I grant he easily defeats most Princess forms anywhere from no diff to low diff, with the exception of The Wild (who I wouldn't count since that form is The Princess fused with The Long Quiet, and besides being another character which shouldn't be allowed in a 1v1, TLQ would rape Flowey even in his unawakened form) and The Apotheosis who would be a high diff but maybe winnable fight for him in his God of Hyperdeath form, but the second he starts fighting The Shifting Mound he's just screwed, I literally don't think he can do anything against her. He doesn't even have a potential the 4th wall meta "i can close the game client" thing as hax advantage because we see The Shifting Mound do that too
has a steady girlfriend
ghosts her for 4 million years but she's still loyal and lusting after him
rejects any attempts by robowhores to seduce him just by thinking of her
rejects the advances of a 20 year old woman lusting after him
in the process accidentally cucks a chinese lesbian, but sends one of his men over to her so she isn't lonely
MY HERO!!
They would never give their precious OC the truth of Sleipinir's backstory, I think
NEXT UP ON DEATH BATTLE A LITERAL FLY FIGHTS THE SAIYAN GOKU
Oh amazing because a fly is small he will win easily he basically scales to beyond light speed and only living for a few days a time means he learns to fight at an incredible rate! Wow we really are great smarmy cohost! Sub to our patreon!!!
Death battle is predictable.
How do we fix Krillin?
How do we fix /dbg/?
Can someone decipher this babble of a post?
ever noticed when Otto left regularly showing up the threads have went down hill? these threads are like ants, they need leaders or they're fucked
These threads get visibly worse when Otturd and his discord circlejerk appear. Fuck off.
girl
that's a man, baby
low-diffs Guts and Geralt in your path
post the man
Flychads... We really solo Dragon Ball Super?
he's trying to say
incoherent seething because Omniman WHOOPED Bardock
/dbg/ when Otto and his fanboys are here have autistic slapfightd but not to the point of drowning out all discussion
/dbg/ when Otto and his fanboys aren’t here is 24/7 cuck and BBC spam
Isn't this girl a fempedo?
Based if so.
Doesn't really matter if that was the reason, which I don't think it was, it still sounds sus as fuck.
What your mother did in college before I met her doesn't matter, son
WEAKdock and JOBBERku have been dethroned.
sus
The threads have gotten worse but the Otto circlejerk was way more annoying
it literally was the reason. the convo they're having is talking all about her backstory and why she's being mentioned as a legendary jotun warhero.
I'm planning to make a tier list for all characters that appeared in Death Battle and ranking them from cuck to not a cuck in canon
Here's the actual CANON clip of the dialogue exchange between Bulma and Chichi for you.
i don't get it, is the sub or the dub the canon one?
Death Battle uses many statements from both
No. Claymores canonically do not age past reaching maturity, and are more or less able to live forever so long as they aren't killed or don't awaken.
They finish their training anywhere between 18-20.
Raki was like 15-ish when they first met and Clare was probably around 19.
By the end of the series when they officially got together Clare was in her mid twenties and Raki was in his early 20s.
Why the fuck would the dub ever be canon? This shouldn't need to be asked.
the dub is canon
but
it's been canon since at least Z.
Headcanonbros………..
What your mother did while alone with sweaty, battle-weary men before I met her is none of our business, boy
Yeah, that doesn't sound any better.
Post Bardock being a BRILLIANT SCIENTIST
actually I just realised I’d Bowser the only canon cucked character this season? Spawn probably doesn't count since he was dead
KEKjitabros...
Dub. Both in Death Battle and for anything in the anime
See, you just made it sound weird. I think you just have fantasies about married women having ravenous lives pre-relationship
the dub is canon
If dub is canon then goku is a cuck, so Sub is canon
Dub is canon, japtards can't handle it but it always has been in the animated
KEKAROOOOOO!
calls the foreign dubbing of a Jap show the canon version
Women on the battlefield existed to either be distractions for the men or be nurses or both. It's not my imagination that makes it sound weird.
it's the one the show writing obeys and looks to for the timeline and writing, therefore it's canon
Considering how many comic characters appeared you have your work cut out for you
In what regard?
Hulk's been cucked many times and he's up soon
oh nonononono...
hulkbros...
I thought that maybe I could make a schizo ass post about Sonic and get the thread to rag on that, but alas.
if it works like Transformers then both the sub and dub are canon in separate universes or the dub is its own separate cluster of universes
Well this is a fictional story with fictional characters in a fictional world, and in that fictional world Atreus’ mother is a freedom fighter who started a revolution against the Gods genociding her people, and Kratos is also confirmed to be the only person who slept with her.
B-B-BUT IF YOU JUST LISTEN TO MY WEIRD FANTASIES THEN YOU’LL UNDERSTAND THAT WHAT THE GAME LITERALLY TELLS YOU ISN’T TRUE AND MY FAP FUEL-I MEAN BELIEFS ARE RIGHT
You’re weird dude.
scholars are immune to to the paltry jingles of schizos
I CAN’T PROVE THAT I’M JUST A SEETHING DUBFAG OKAY FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
incoherent esl bable
except when you mention Kratos, they just bite that bait instantly
Ants don't have leaders you retard
In the dub of Kai, the dialogue is actually worse for Vegeta. Chichi says that Bulma has a "secret crush" on Goku and then says that only she (Chichi) is the "hottest Momma by a landslide" in reference to keeping Goku.
(Her voice in the Kai dub is fucking terrible)
That anon is clearly talking about fictional worlds written by Robert Kirkman where people cheat on theur significant others the moment they'regone. Luckily he doesn't write GOW.
Fire the faggot jannies that protect this shit.
Start with feedback Anon Babble.org/feedback
confirmed
No it isn't.
muh fantasy
Not an excuse. Still sounds, looks, and reads like cuckoldry.
>esl bable
Fucking ironic.
none of it's bait, the deluded just hate the truth.
Same with Jesus. They hated him for speaking the truth.
K, b, c.
fagon fag faggots are afraid of Sonic
The double b in “babble” is arguably a modern intensifier added post hoc during the Middle English period due to the Norman influence.
Same as fable, parable, and syllable use a single b, the original true unpozzed unracemixed english spelled Babble as Bable.
using Transformers as an example
How does that IP correlate with Dragon Ball? TOEI gave numerous foreign companies licensing privileges to merely DUB the show for their foreign audiences. Bandai did the same. There is no "alternate" version or continuity like the movies, TOEIverse and the manga when it comes to dubs.
bable
DubESL…
...'s painfully-bad-to-read comics
But enough about Toyo’s manga,
he's now trying to justify his grammatical error by claiming to be a medieval Englishman
see you use a mutt tongue
Kratos would've TANKED Ken Penders' lawsuit btw
Wrong. Dragonchads don't care about SHITnic, it's the SHITnicfags that can't stop obsessing over Dragonchads for validation.
he parrots whatever he is told like a good goy
alas, I will try to educate you nonetheless. It's what my hero KINGtos would do.
ants don't build colonies around a queen
if the queen dies the colony doesn't disperse and die
Actual retard.
Kratos canonically killed David Jaffe so he could have done that to Penders. But he didn't because he knew Penders was right
Why are you talking about Kratos?
It isn’t the definition of cuckoldry even if we use your weird ass version of events. You’re just a freak.
I think I miss /JJK/…
Th-they keep bullying my fraudulent verse!
They’re clearly coping about a totally different matchup!!!
immediate seething response
please excuse them. Kratos broke them.
Kratos scales above lawsuits unlike your so called heroes
nothing in GOW is fraudulent, you just seethe and cry at the facts without any debunk to them.
esl
Kratosbro
ENOOOOOOOUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH!!!
Enter KINGtos.
Can Gandalf destroy a mountain?
yes
This. GOW is the least fraudulent verse.
Gandalf died to a balrog. The strongest balrog ever died to a viking helmet.
Yes son, don't worry about your mother's past, it doesn't matter
It does not matter what you say, that just paints her as shady as hell.
Parries and reflects all cuckposts made against him
Exposes the irony in his opponents accusations
Reveals himself to be one of the few characters with a normal relationship posted here
Shines a light on his detractors strange fantasies
M-my hero……
I KNEEL
This is still downplay going by scans from Facebook convos with the creators of the games btw
Not a leader, doesn't give a single order or command in her entire life. All she does is being forcefeed and pump babies her entire life. Worker ants meanwhile work their entire lives until they drop dead. No winners whatsoever, just evolution doing it's best to keep going for the sake of it.
Canon. We must be better. We must be KINGS.
*kills kratos*
And it doesn’t matter what you say, your goon fuel isn’t going to become true by repeating it ad nauseam.
Okay, cuck. Lmao. Here in reality, a girl saying that her past doesn't matter is a giant red flag.
Sorry I was hallucinating when I typed this post btw
I’ve had ENOUGH of your senseless babbling about this so called Kratos.
*kills you, then kills kratos, AGAIN*
BROLY FUCK BETTY ROSS?
BROLY LET HULK WATCH?
HULK HAPPIEST KEK THERE IS!
SISSYdow dies instantly to Kratos btw
Here in reality
Ah yes, I remember seeing “God Of War” in my history books. Also Kratos tells Atreus to not worry about his mother’s past. Kratos knows that Faye was effectively a rebel. Btw Sindri was literally moping when he realized that Kratos laid pipe because Faye wouldn’t let anyone else touch her.
For reference (It's not looking good for Bejita fans):
This is just as high they can go without being flung off the scale. Kratos is the physical personification of all war and all battle and all power and all hope and all victory against the odds across all of history irl and fictional. Even fucking waterloo.
How can you possibly calculate all of that? You can't. That's why they need to lowball him. They admitted this
Canon.
Ares' is the personification of all war and all battle, you nerd.
Okay? Doesn't take away from the fact that it's cucked writing and makes Kratos look like a beta male. Do you drink soi lattes or something?
Is that why he's constantly BTFO by mere mortals on said battlefield in literally every one of his myths?
Be proven wrong fifty different times
“WELL IT DOESN’T MATTER, IF YOU READ IT LIKE A WEIRDO AND THINK THAT KRATOS IS TALKING ABOUT BODY COUNTS BEYOND MURDER, IT’S KEKED”
Be honest, are you just jerking off to the thought of Faye banging other guys? I’d suggest taking your fantasies to where the other freaks lie. Last (You)
Kratos took over his position, as both the God of War AND the GOD OF HOPE
The KING of KIIIIINNNGSSS!!!!
THe GOD OF HOOOOPPPPEEE!!!!
KingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKing
My heroes!
They hate him cause they ain't him.
be proven wrong
I wasn't though? Like lmao. Saying "its FiCtIoN" doesn't change the fucking tone. You sound massively retarded.
And btw, Faye is ugly as sin. Actual Kratos has higher standards.Random whores he fucked in Greece were hotter than that 5/10.
Kratos is canonically above all concepts.
KIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS
Her pheromone commands are the only reason the ant colony exists, you dumbfuck retard.
when the Black BVLL finally arrives to fuck Faye
Kingtos won another thread.
Kratos got raped by another thread.
Canon
GOLD!
mold.
beta browns think spamming a thread is 'winning'
Needy beta behaviour.
new thread
Can I make the next thread?
DOOM TIRES OF THIS. IT’S TIME TO SHOW THIS SO CALLED “GOD” OF WAR WHAT TRUE POWER IS!
THANK GOD! Please, DOOM, show us what a REAL unfaithful wife looks like! Kratos has never experienced such a thing, but we know YOU have!
Too slow
I just saw the omni man vs bardock battle. Was death battle right in having omni man win? The comments are pretty mad. I figured Bardock was going to win but Omni man won surprisingly. Does it make sense?
Yes.
*Rapes Kratos*