I'm 100% convinced human pussy could've fixed this guy

I'm 100% convinced human pussy could've fixed this guy.

Earth pussy hit different

Amerisharts only weigh personal value with sex

China can't replace you fast enough

That's right. They are incapable.

pussy

How did Nolan even fuck Debbie without reducing her to a puddle? How did Mark fuck Amber/Eve?

carefully

Missionary position

With determination for impregnation.

With patience and spit, even an elephant can screw an ant.

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TOTAL
AMERIMUTT
EXTERMINATION

That's the entire point of the speech, he's convinced himself that he enjoys the needless cruelty, he definitely enjoys the fighting but that's not really evil. He has nothing else, what if he did?

The Americans they make in their factories will be too cheaply made to replace us.

He'd murder the first 99, but I think the 100th woman might fix him.

It's canonical that every Viltrumite who tries to integrate to Earth life and have sex with Humans quickly realises that the Viltrum Empire is bullshit. Thragg probably would have mellowed out too if he'd gotten a harem of Earth women like Kregg.

There's going to be so much fan porn of Ursaal drawn once she appears in the show

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Human pussy definitely could have, but the problem is that he's so unhinged and violent that most women would get smushed before they could really break through.

Humanity's secret superpower is the ability to FUCK any alien race into submission to Earth.

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Born too early to travel the cosmos conquering and redeeming space babes with your dick

Born just in time to shitpost while the world collapses

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Go back behind the great firewall, Chang.

I doubt It
Invicible is gonna be full of gay porn
Plus Thragg is gonna get more attention than her

"I AM SO LONELY AND MY FRENS BULLY ME :'((("

holy shit how can you ruin a character at the last minute so fucking much

It's funny how applicable the lesson from picrel is for the setting as a whole.
Mark can lift a planet but he cant figure out how to set up an email.

Sams goes for most Viltrumites. If you take away their powers they're nothingpeople.

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I believe it because it fixed many

No one who has gotten pussy would say that

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It is literally canon that viltrumites turn good by the power of human pussy.

>Amerisharts only weigh personal value with sex

this. the show is pure feminism trash. it's not a wonder every american loves this woke trash

Conquest seems more likely to be an individual that suck dick.

Human pussy could fix all of us

fuck off, femcel

Based
I need you to stop throwing that word around, women cannot be involuntarily celibate.

He's just lucky Immortal retired

It was forbidden so he never did it.

How many of them would want a serious relationship with her though?

Someone post that one self insert fanart about some girl character having a kid with Conquest

Irrelevant, we are are talking about sex. Don't deflect.

Yes, most women can get a million sleazy Craigslist men to pump and dump her. Most men can have sex too if they pay $20 to a crack whore.

yeah bro i can't wait for season 12

That's such an oversimplification logistically. 20 dollar crackwhores are not safe to be around due to their propensity towards robbery and general violence. Plus they are hard to locate. A better analogy would be actual proper prostitutes working in a brothel for 100$ per hour, but those don't exist in the US. Best we have is internet prostitutes that demand your ID and 250/300$+ per 1 hour. And this isn't factoring in that most men don't know how to do it, and the cultural and legal stigma against it makes a lot of them unwilling, if they can even afford it regularly. And none of this acknowledges that it is inherently difficult for men to convince women to have sex, and inherently effortless for women to have sex. Don't forget condoms are mandatory with prostitutes, but if you can bag a "civilian" most of them are on birth control and will do it raw.

I think might be more into guys desu. If there is only one character in this show who is gay then it would be him.