This is your date for tonight

This is your date for tonight.

whoever put those braces needs to get sued, i´ll get the most jewish lawyer possible for this

She seems nice and all but I'm 25 and not a pedo.

Why did she get her teeth mengel'd

Gloria is hot.

I uninronically I have a big thing for girls in braces so this is a bug fucking win for me. Kari Mckeen is peak material to me

BUG FUCKING

what show is this?

the long-term effects of orthodontic headgear have found that it may flatten the face and prevent the chin from coming forward, pushing both the upper and lower jaw down and back, into the airway. In more technical terms, it inhibits the natural growth of the jaws and lead to a reduction in the SNA and ANB angles, which relate to the forward position of the maxilla and the mandible

Big City Sneeds

best blowjob

bug fucking

Character has asian va

what did he mean by this?

It means that while he may find Asian women attractive, he has no respect for them to even refer to them as a person.

based?

still flat as a board well into her twenties

Gloria is the unluckiest Big City Greens character.

She's serviceable

her house doesn't seem so bad at least

looks uncomfortable

DENTAL PLAN

Ive dated worse in college.
All I need is a paperbag.

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girls really live in apartments like this and don't see any issue

everybody does, that's a comfy way to have a room you don't need a bed frame.

Gloria's parents are adorable!

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I know permanently associate sex with the aroma of crusty used tampons.

With a face like that. I expect sex on the first date. You can't be ugly and withhold sex.

she's like sooooo depressed and relatable but she's also super artistic and too good for the world around her and she's an adult but adulting is sooooo hard amirite

This is definitely some millennial dyke's self-insert. Letting people born after 1979 into the industry was a mistake.

i´ll get the most jewish lawyer possible for this

Ever since I found out that Jews were not allowed to be lawyers or bankers until the mid 20th century or something I've been wondering where the hell that stereotype came from. All my life I've been familar with Jewish sounding lawyers like Dershowitz and shit so it had to have come from somewhere

She's half-chinese, half-mexican and half-purple

Gloria's life is so fucking melodramatic. I get that she's poor and all but they just hammer you over the head with ho wmuch you should feel sorry for her.

Would

She's designed to be that nice girl you know that's kind of down of her luck and even though you're poor she'd be willing to marry and have a family with you anyway cause it's still better than the life she leads now.

Perhaps her othothontist was not only the grayist but ALSO the blobbiest

and too good for the world around her

She is? Where did you get that from? She's as much of a mess as everyone else in the show.

I don't follow...

So, what do you think about the episode?

Idk why but I found the use of Alice's generic character promo artwork for her funeral invite amusing

You're invited!

To a funeral

"too good for this world"

I'm into that