How would you rank the Scott family's dick sucking skills?

How would you rank the Scott family's dick sucking skills?

I don't even recognize Alan Scott as gay. It was a retcon that didn't make any sense and ignored his history, so I ignored the retcon in turn.

Alan sucked commie dick and liked it, get over it.

They’re already in order in that panel.

In general guys better than girls at bjs, and Obsidian worships the ground you walk on if you’re nice to him whereas Alan is a stiff.

Fair enough.

How do you think Harlequin's Son ranks against Obsidian? Which of the two could suck more in an hour?

But Alan repressed himself and stopped sucking cock for decades

Late in life gays are a lot more desperate and grateful for any cock they can get

Haven’t seen much of him, what’s his personality like?

Do you think they ever explored each others’ bodies

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Jenny's the only one who got anywhere in Hollywood.

is her arm weirdly long or is it just me?

it's definitely some weird foreshortening.

It was a retcon that didn't make any sense and ignored his history

They added a new backstory with a gay red lantern that he was fucking.

Same

Alan was the chad of the 40s heroes that tagged the Ivy of his day and bagged the Harley of his day.

They also added that he was getting butt fucked during the train accident that gave him his powers

Who the fuck starts a thread like that, I just sat down

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This. He isn’t gay that’s an Alt U version.

I just imagine him bi if anything, like if anything he's asexual but if we're going to pretend he likes guys he also likes girls enough to have had a son.

He isn’t bi either you faggot. He’s straight. Unlike many other characters who’s sexuality they changed for Alan it makes zero sense. It’s a complete retcon that disregards 8 decades of writing. The bullshit about

married men realize they’re gay/come out of the closet all the time

Doesn’t apply because he’s never had gay thoughts in 8 decades. Not once. It makes no sense and should be completely undone.

Think we'll ever see Vladimir again? Does Alan still dwell on the past and what he missed?

the audio is familiar but i can't point it out the gachi

Gayest shit ever

Is this real?

Are you sure he wasn't the one getting it?

lol

Except she didn’t, she was a flop which means she wasn’t putting out

No, she made it as an agent. You didn't read Blood Pack. Agents always put out, as seen when she was Kyle's gf.

In order:
Molly
Alan
Todd
Michael
Jenni

lmao even

Does Alan seem like a selfish lover?

I just imagine him bi if anything

Unironically gayer than being gay.

Puh-lease.

Not really but I don't see him as one to give head. Especially in his navy days.

old man yaoi

Yeah it's weird, obsidian was already a queer a long time before Alan, so why not push him instead of making both the father and son faggots, it's like one of my fucked up sisification hentais.

it's like one of my fucked up sisification hentais.

Yea......
Mine too....

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Ah I see I found another fan of takashi, do you like the dojo hentai where a father and son are feminized by yakuza, or the hentai where a shemale prostitute father and crossdressing son share a man?

Yes actually, he's a douchebag.

Did they make a rainbow corps out of Alan's type of ring as well?

He didn't just fuck his female villains, he was fucking his buddy Jay's female villains too.

Just the Golden Age Red Lantern so far

Nah, there's just a Golden Age Red Lantern because communism.

And that's the one that gave him the twins, with Obsidian getting her schizo disorder.

It seems they wanted to keep Alan being gay from the 52 multiple earths era where they erased Todd, but it just created more of a mess.