Death battle

Death battle

Into the portella-verse

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

Fuck off.

Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is I significant next to the power of my 20x Lightspeed reaction times and partiall scaling to the emperor who's force storm ability is analagoue to a nebula which is 1000s of times greater then star level at minimum.

Ngl that line was so cold

Leave Koji Kabuto and Mazinger....TO ME

Death Battle curse

1. DMC gets PoC, a terrible scam game that confirms Dante cannot break doors.
2. Dante appears in MVCI instead of more fighting games.
3. DMC does make it to Smash, but as a Mii costume.
4. DMC gets a second animated series that also butchers Dante's personality and the brand among worldwide casuals.
5. DMCV and the animated series confirm that its cast cannot outrun civilian vans.

Why do you think they didn't include Dante vs Bayonetta in their rematch vote?

DMC gets PoC

VS Battles using fake chinese scans to wank it will always be hilarious

Does the portal send you to her tummy?

"...whole ASS universe..."
"...limitless VOID..."

Why do you think they didn't include Dante vs Bayonetta in their rematch vote?

It's harder nowadays to come up with stuff to sabotage Bayo, maybe.

Add that Itsuno abandoned ship, and Kamiya is too busy with Okami.

Say Dante vs Bayo rematch doesn't happen, who should Dante fight instead? Kratos? Clive? Ryu Hayabusa?

Would it have been better if Composite Nolan fought Kratos and Xeno Bardock fought Asura instead?

Black Frost

Idk. Ask your father.

I'm just figuring that it would have funneled down some of the bad mojo down to one episode instead of two. I'd rather have Kratos and Invincible scalers fighting each other.

Inuyasha

Without needing prep time mind you

To add onto the Terrarian vs. Steve debate
Terrarian:

Zenith does 20k dps, has medium range and can go through walls

Last prism is a continuous beam of damage, it does 15k dps. Mana flower + 9999 mana potion stack fix high mana usage

SDMG does around 10-15k dps as well, I believe. You can use chlorophyte bullets that make it aimbot.

The fight ends instantly, pretty much. Steve has 20 HP. Even with full enchanted armor he is dead. in the first shot.

creative mode

Terraria has Journey mode, which also adds invincibility. The difference is that Steve dies to the void, and the terrarian is invincible to every type of damage

commands like /kill

/kill uses void damage, there's no reason to assume journey mode terrarian would die to it

The commands and command block are also assuming the fight would take place inside a minecraft world, which obviously would mean Steve has the advantage. I don't think the Journey mode Terrarian vs Creative Steve has any way for Terrarian to win though.

,

Creative steve does have command block shenanigans to meme him mugen style, but that takes a shitload of time to set up. Doesn't help how steve is only like peak human to subsonic in terms of reactions, while terrarian can keep up with monsters that can dodge meteors and literal bullets from sniper rifles.

Someone in the team is either a misogynist or a huge DMC fanboy, and since nowadays is really fucking hard to even come up with copes for Dante to win against Bayo the best move is to completely ignore the MU, after all the episode is out so the Fanboys just need to pretend nothing happened since then

Post Kratos holding a universe

Dante is unironically too beloved to get stomped by Bayoneta, won't happen.

Post Dante outrunning a van

Accuracy and lulz are more important than homosexual fanboying.

Sorry, I can only post him running away from rocks….

Those rocks would've made Herald of Thunder Thor kneel btw

posts KINGtos tanking infinite speed outerversal rocks

KINGtos would've no sold that.

Those rocks would've killed Asura btw

infinite speed

can be seen

Holy FUARK, everyone in this thread who sees those rocks possesses infinite reaction speed!

I feel so powerful

So... What's the argument for having Mahito at massively hypersonic when the story makes clear all modern sorcerers with the exception of Gojo are below Mach 3?
Are we just ignoring the story just to create fanfiction versions of the characters?

Are we just ignoring the story just to create fanfiction versions of the characters?

Yes

Are we just ignoring the story just to create fanfiction versions of the characters?

Yes. Did you only notice this now? Kratos vs. Asura exists

Enter the ACTUAL Minecraft matchup

Are we just ignoring the story just to create fanfiction versions of the characters?

Are you seriously asking this?

Someone in the team is either a misogynist

Does being a ryonafag count as a misogynist? Because if so, that's totally Ben. To this date.

Yeah, nobody wants to see their bootleg Deadpool self-insert lose to a woman.

asurasissy melty out of nowhere

bootleg Deadpool self-insert

How to tell me you only saw the pajeet DmC adaption instead of playing the games, without actually telling me.

I don't necessarily think so.
A Ryonafag might enjoy a fight where the woman wins as long as she ends up fucked up, but a misogynist would seethe as long as there's a male character losing to a female.

Deadpool would gape Dante at max wank btw

BOOM. Master Chief is a multi solar system buster.

And Bayonetta got…a mediocre third entry and a prequel no one cared about.

Kratoscuck melty out of nowhere

Can your favourite defeat Scott? Assuming he doesn't plot stomp them

Uhm? Whats this? Chief actually scale to these light speed demons?
Yes.

mfw Doomfag doesn't have any speed feat above bullet level

Every sorcerer is capable of perceiving and reacting to flashes of CE even if they occur within a few fractions of a second, like Black Flashes.

Kratos running from rocks

First Asura post mentioned out of nowhere in response

Hmmm…

Literally the only thing Dante has in common with Deadpool is the colour red and guns. Wait, can you even fucking name what Deadpool does for a living?

how exactly does that make them massively hypersonic

Mercenary work? Like it's literally in his name

he does

If you’re moving out of the way of an attack that’s being unleashed in a few fractions of a second then that level of speed is fine. For Mahito specifically though his speed mostly just comes from chain scaling to Sukuna dodging EM waves while heavily damaged via Todo.

For Mahito specifically though his speed mostly just comes from chain scaling to Sukuna dodging EM waves while heavily damaged via Todo

Yeah this is the actual reasoning. 1HP Sukuna could still react to EM waves and Todo, who didn't get stronger from the Mahito fight aside from changing his technique, was keeping up with a healthier Sukuna.

ENTER

Speaking of Dante, his VA is asking for a DMC x Bayonetta crossover because, at this point, even he knows Kamiya will not release DMC6 before 5's tenth anniversary. Without Itsuno, only Platinum will have enough employees to work on a new game once NG4 is out. The Okami Sequel may not be released before 2028, so the Capcom side is already busy for the upcoming years. And that's considering Kamiya not working on a VJ revival once he's done with Okami.

I think the Japanese were hoping for the DMC Netflix series and PoC to fill the absence of mainline DMC games, but Kamiya and Itsuno likely never expected both projects to turn out so badly, leaving the DMC fandom more desperate than before. The good thing is that from now on, Platinum and Capcom's upcoming titles have no excuse not to be in 4k and at least 60 fps, no matter the console.

SCP 196 Vs Tooru

Are we just ignoring the story just to create fanfiction versions of the characters?

WELCOME TO FUCKING POWERSCALING

…by becoming the concept itself.

SCP 196 vs Tooru 2

Post Dante outrunning a van

kek

Senator Armstrong Vs President Funny Valentine

one piece characters ranked as moon/planet busters

destroying a single island is supposed to be some high end feat only actual superweapons can accomplish

really makes you think

Senator Armstrong vs President Funny Valentine 2

SLAUGHTERS Superman

PUMMELS Popeye

SHREDS Sonic

KILLS Kratos

GORES Goku

CURBSTOMPS Kirby

DESTROYS Doomslayer

MANHANDLES Mickey Mouse

Breeds Reimu

SCOURGES Sephiroth

LAYS WASTE to Link

Super GODrio bros... what did we do to deserve such a HERO???

initially didn't watch Shigaraki vs Mahito cause didn't care about the characters

finally got around to it

it's actually good as fuck

Damn. Moro is 2 for 2 with his animations, and even the analysis was good.
Still glad I dropped out of MHA when I did cause holy shit it's abundantly clear it just became something completely different from what it started as.

Isnthe author just making sure no one takes his record while he's alive? Who the fuck is still reading that shit?

Yet he isn't strong enough to breed Peach...

Him Vs Mundas where he keeps up with the guy flying through the cosmos well over LS.

Mario's power level is equivalent to cuck level

No? The destruction also raised sea levels all over the world, considering One Piece's size that's casually a multi-continental in terms of energy. Whitebeard's claim to destroy the planet isn't so much outside of the realm of possibility.

I'm afraid he's already overtaken the narrative

All of these characters fucked Peach while Mario watched btw

Literally the only way you can believe that there are no island busters in OP aside from super weapons is if you ignore

Maineford

Killer Bark

Luffy Vs Kaido

Enies Lobby/any time a buster call is made

...in my deranged cuck fantasies that are in no way representative of reality.

...Said anon angrily wiping away tears while posting this.

is if you ignore

Oh the irony. You guys ignore what actually happened in those moments. OPtards are mental.

...on opposite day.

Post Mario not getting rejected by Princess Peach

now kiss

Terrarian can be wanked to be FTL since he fights a boss that does nothing but spam light attacks.

I Can't...

BVLLrio fucked the wives of everyone on that list btw

You guys ignore what actually happened in those moments.

My man what the fuck are you talking about.
In MF, Whitebeard strikes hard enough to rock a land mass larger than an island, and his tremors are felt far beyond that location. That’s above island level.
In Killer Bark, a Luffy eons weaker than Post-TS Luffy splits an island in half. That’s above island level.
Against Kaido, Luffy strikes hard enough to make an underwater volcano erupt. That’s above island level.
Buster Calls, literal baby shit compared to what the Marines and WG have now, are fully capable of wiping entire islands off the fucking map. THAT IS
ABOVE
ISLAND LEVEL. Even your stupid fucking wannabe gotcha doesn’t make sense because those weapons they have are strong enough to cause earthquakes across the entire fucking planet. That’s not just island level you faggot.

Busting generally implies a singular attack. Not that I am saying there aren't characters that can island bust, but I wouldn't call buster calls an example since they are many ships with multivolley strikes.

Doesn't mention KINGtos

Atleast Mario Knows his limits as the TRUE KING of vidya is KINGtos

ILLITERATEtosbro...

My point in bringing BC’s up is that he’s acting as though destroying islands was somehow impossible prior, when the WG literally had a “destroy this island” button.

NTA but Buster Calls feel like a bad example because they're expressly just a bunch of cannonfire that eventually destroys the island. Sure noteworthy, but not really comparable to a singular character actively effecting/destroying an island themselves.
I think a better example would've been Enel's Raigo, given that it does flat-out evaporate a sky island.

Post Mario destroying a planet.

Kratos

Mario

My mountain level heroes...

These guys are truly pathetic. What kind of guy would leave a pumbler JUMP all over their wives? This is disgraceful, these monsters tarnished thee very concepts of marriage and husband. I cannot tolerate this. I too am a husband, I too have wives. These actions, or rather, this lack of action tramples all over my rights
I'm deeply shocked and once I snap out of it, I expect an apology

He destroyed Sega does that count?

Leave a Plumber

ESL

Peach will only have sex with mountain level and above BVLLs

Doesn't mention KINGtos

KILLS Kratos

BLINDtosxisters…

Destroying a company isn't even city level.

Sony did that and by extension Kratos.

Post Kratos being more iconic than Sackboy.

FFUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCK

Sonicbros...we're city block level

Peach will only have sex with mountain level and above

She doesn't have such low standards, otherwise she wouldn't keep rejecting Bowser.

Sonic does beat Goku tho

KWAB

So when did Calculations become as valid a grade of evidence as Feats? I assume it is Death Battle's fault.

As if all that ritual posting were better

I'm powerless against my city level BVLLS

the moment certain retards from certain site started misusing infinites

FICTION SOLOER!!!

The man above me tries to diddle kids by the way.

Or maybe she just doesn’t like Bowser.

This is Mario's fever dream after he saw Bowser breed Peach again for the 10th time btw

I always knew crossover shippers were scum

YOU STUPID ATTENTION SEEKING RETARD.

PEDOrio...

I thought calculations were just putting numbers to feats. Anything else is pointless.

yikes, pedo alert

Master Chief...

Mario's sperm is too weak to penetrate Reimu's womb and eggs

Doom Slayer...

Kratos when he sees his fellow mountain level plumber lusting after underaged girls

JELLYTOS

Ryu Hayabusa or Travis

DMC x Bayonetta

Would be big.

KINGtos when he sees his fellow boundless+++ plumber marrying a pure cute cunnywife

True boundless chads marry old busted roasties like BASEDtos

PEDOtos

GOLD!
Mold…

Mario's sperm is too weak to penetrate Reimu's womb and eggs

so you're saying Luigi cucked Mario? HAHAHAHAahahaha

ftl doesn't work like that? you don't get it, it's fiction why would we care about physics

ok let's do Calculations *omg holy FUark I just proved my character is MFTL+ boundless* heh nothing personnel this pixel=1 meter look that is physics bro you can't argue against that

You sound gay.

You look gay

Kratos is above all concepts, so this means he also transcends age of consent btw

Feats are just really surface level observations. A guy vaporizing a steel door would just be steel door level. A calc would reveal that feat involves as much energy as a bomb capable of flattening a city block.

I can't believe Kratos jumped out of his world and killed Epstein, he truly does surpass mythology.

You wrote all of that without realizing it was retarded. Incredible.

You are retarded, that is how physics work.

And you missed the point. Vaporizing a steel door visually isn't as impressive as destroying a city block, but a calc would show you they're equivalent in the amount of energy involved.

You understand that vaporizing something requires a massive amount of energy and becomes more impressive based on how thick the material is and how large it is right? So in this case a calc showing how strong a feat like that is would be necessary.

he was a regular at the island, he is in the list, which is why it never comes out. GODDDTOOSSSSS

So calcs give us clarity and accuracy. How are you not retarded, again?

How strong is he/the verse? Do the bots scale to the characters they're wearing costumes of? They seem to possess the same powers, after all, I feel like there's an argument to be made.

F-fuck Sun Wuk...ACK! OH GOD MY NOSE!

I'M SORRY MONKEY KING-SAMA! PLEASE, FORGIVE THIS ARROGANT, FOOLISH SPARTAN! I BEG OF YOU! PLEASE DON'T SMASH MY ANKLES WITH YOUR RIYU JINGU BANG!

*CRUNCH* AHHHHHHHH NOOOO! OH GODS IT HURTS!

.... WAIT NO! PLEASE DON'T BASH MY SKULL IN NOW! GOD PLEASE I'M SO SORRY HAVE MERCY PLE...ACK!

*BAM*

Ook Ook...

The kratosbot solos composite fiction except for kratos

That's my point moron. Feats don't give you full clarity of power involved in a showing so you can't equivocate them with calcs. Calcs can have discrepancy with the visual scale of a feat.

The kratosbot jobs to every character in fiction but kratos

This assumes that the guy writing the steel door being vaporized knows how much energy is required. That's when you have one character being calced at niggerversal and then he jobs to a character way below that or never shows anything close to that level of power.

inspired by mario

mario level

how strong is that?

see

He did it to surpass Epstein however,thus becoming the most powerful pedophile in every conceivable parallel dimension

This assumes that the guy writing the steel door being vaporized knows how much energy is required.

They often don't which is why most people take issue with calcs. The worst of it are storm/cloud related calcs, no author is thinking a character casually outputs the energy equivalent of several nukes to dispel a large cloud.

no author is thinking a character casually outputs the energy equivalent of several nukes to dispel a large cloud.

the only exception here is Air Gear

Air Gear

that's a name I haven't heard in a while

According to Vsbattles, average vans and cars in the DMC verse move Massively FTL+.

The worst of it are storm/cloud related calcs, no author is thinking a character casually outputs the energy equivalent of several nukes to dispel a large cloud.

Yeah, that's the type of calc that generally leads to the most notable discrepancies in perception. Parting the clouds generally isn't intended to be a great feat, it's more a way to imply some emotional impact or some shit. Very, very few people ever had this line of thought:

A druid's magic is broad, crude, slow, indistinct, subtle, and immensely powerful. Compare this to a wizard's magic, which is fast, localized, instantaneous, precise, and often flashy. A wizard's magic is a bullet fired from a gun, while a druid's magic is a gentle, sustained breeze. But which of these two things requires more joules of energy?

It's not the way most people think. I'd argue most cloud calcs fall into the realm of outlier.

The van in your picture is moving too fast for me to see...

he may had dodged bullets but uh...He can't move as fast as a van

That is why there is a separation between movement speed and travel speed, otherwise cats are as fast as a car...Somehow

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARBOK

I know this has been talked about and meme'd to death already, continually. Probably will never die, even.
But man, going through Asura's Wrath again proper, and seeing the ending again. With him literally just casually destroying planets thrown at him.
Only for that to not matter against Kratos scaling to a guy that beat some other guys with help but also scaling to a guy that momentarily held off a guy that was absolutely 100% doing a multiverse-destroyed move in that moment which means he super easily beats Asura.

Like I said I know it'll just be meme'd on forever, but re-familiarizing myself with Asura just makes that absolute baffling shitshow even moreso, even if the main issue of the episode itself was just the shit animation and characterization.

lingang guli guli gata ling lang lu ling lang lu

kingtos this and kingtos that

boundless beast

cùck posting endlessly

Who is a good MU for composite Adam Sandler (gets every power/feat/statements from every character he played as)?

Jim Carey.

With him literally just casually destroying planets thrown at him

Quite literally fucking pops them like balloons. On top that, he pops large red and blue stars and just absorbs/dodges MFTL+ beams that vaporizes them planets without a scratch. Then there’s that moon he punched through that you can stuff millions of planets in. The entire sequence leading up to him entering the golden Buddha was batshit insane for a video game. I don’t think there’s a comparable spectacle on that level. Seeing that and comparing it with GoW, there’s such a huge dissonance between feats that it’s no wonder it could even break some normalfags’ conditioning of Kratos wank.

the main issue of the episode itself was just the shit animation and characterization

This is correct, for all their shitty analysis, it’d be easy to look past it if the animation wasn’t so boring. That and how much they wanked Kratos to be the “better man” and basically made Asura whole different character in the fight compared to their analysis. The episode wouldn’t have nearly as much backlash and controversy if they did good on those aspects.

He literally becomes God in Bruce Almighty, what the fuck does Adam Sandler have against that?

On some level, I'm glad Kratos vs Asura was a laughingstock.

Click

Me too, but it felt like wasted potential in some parts. If they were going to wank Kratos past mountain level, they should’ve at least went all out. Literally having some fucking QTEs and having Kratos grow in size to match Asura should’ve been the bare minimum. That way it would’ve been way more entertaining. The entire fight was just throwing Asura’s forms at Kratos, getting no sold, rinse and repeat. Kratos was so static that fight.

Fuck no. Composite Jim Carry gets both God and the Mask powers and Eggman’s intelligence. How is any character beating that, let alone Adam Sandler?

If you ever post her again I'll throw her into that den of wolves known as /delicious/...

click

Godbros... our omnipotence

The setting of 1000xRESIST is so fucking pretentious, I want to see it invaded by the John Prophet empire

Water Boy.

I feel like the easiest way to fix the characterization, is have it so Mithra got knocked back, possibly with a cut on her cheek or something, accidentally while he Kratos was dealing with the goons. He tries to apologize, but she's visibly uneasy still. Asura walks in on that scene, of Kratos standing over a distressed, evenly slightly insured Mithra. That's plenty reason for him to go all out.
Also have it so Asura's first action is to grab Kratos and toss him faaar away to make sure Mithra is well out of danger.
From there, Kratos could likely understand the sheer rage Asura has, seeing a loved one in such a situation. So, even keeping the result the same and having him win, his final lines would be something like

you did what any father would do

This really seems easy to pull off so I don't know why they did it the way that they did. Animation and the fight pacing itself is it's own issue, but at least getting the characterization right would've helped a pretty decent amount.

Composite Dwayne Johnson has a contractual clause to never lose a fight

He jobbed to Stone Cold twice

The issue with putting a number to feats is that everyone that does calcs ignores a multitude of aspects of physics. Take speedsters, more often than not we ignore whole fields of information when it comes to running calcs on them and the faster they go the more we have to ignore.
Aerodynamic drag is a huge one, because the average sized person running at Mach 1 would have to overcome close to 7.5 tons of drag (napkin math). But that's not all, you can't simply use a one size fits all approach, since air density is basically impossible to consistently assume.

WWE characters solo 99.9999% of all fictional characters because of kayfabe blurring the line between the real world performer and character in real life.
That's nothing to be ashamed of.

his final lines would be something like “you did what any father would do”

They really could’ve leaned into the angry dad theme. It sucked they just had Asura bum rush Kratos when Mithra was in distress whatsoever. Hell, they could’ve really went crazy with Mithra being really hurt, Kratos tries to help her but gets intercepted by Asura before he does, Asura knocks Kratos far back and tries to talk to Mithra, then she’s about to convince him out of fighting before she passes out. Asura gets really angry and because of the misunderstanding, doesn’t let Kratos talk it out. Then they have the battle and even if Asura lost, it wouldn’t be because he acted like a retarded rage machine but a distressed, grieving father. Kratos would not be “putting down a monster” but is put in a compromising battle against someone who he relates with. Asura losing would have actually felt tragic and impactful.

scales to Vince who went over God in the our real world

youtube.com/watch?v=hMGWWpyFGFU

was in distress whatsoever

no* distress

It isn't strong enough to beat Composite Walken.

retarded babble

Discarded.

ENOUGH. CANCEL DEATH BATTLE BEFORE I GET UTTERLY HUMILIATED. JUST SHUT IT DOWN.

Ruby....

Eh, so do them better, don't dismiss it entirely like a third world retard.

Master Queef...

GOKUKEKS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

Oof, that's even worse than the beating Sonic would give him.

There can also be specific powers, like what if the guy has "can vaporize 1 cubic meter of steel per day" as a magic power. He cannot use that power to destory any other materials and the size is a hard limit.

I don't give a shit, quit whining. If a character did it, it's done. Calc it. Let the autistic faggots cry for our added entertainment.

Does he? I don't recall being able to obtain a Command Block without console commands enabled.

Kek

Disintegrate a 10-foot cube of Dwarf Star Material with Magic

Get calced into insane numbers, despite this magic literally only being able to Disintegrate a 10-foot cube of any sort of matter at a time with no way to harness that power otherwise

This crater? Calc'd to multi-city block level on the low end

Ah, so Onoki

Add the faked “human souls are 9D” scans to this list from that Chinese game

Who should they fight

Goku, Vegeta and Broly. PPG win btw.

V1, V2 and Gabriel.

solos JOBiltrum empire

By the way, if you think Death Battle's Kratos-Wank is retarded and infuriating, here's this little gem.

youtube.com/watch?v=1BKnMH_XNWc

Kratos scales above me okay?! There I said it!

Yeah no. 99% of calcs are just highly elaborate wank pieces. For most debates observations are more than enough to determine the power output of most Characters, people who pretend otherwise likely do so because their favorite verses would get downgraded hard if people just take on screen feats into consideration.
If you really Think pic related makes any sense then I genuinely don't know what to tell you

Country level door, please understand.

Door that seals in a planet level alien

Done.

For most debates observations are more than enough to determine the power output of most Characters

How many debates are out there with a massive difference in visual power output? Match ups like Krasura seem like the exception and not the norm.

10 foot Disintegrate stated to work on any material

Biggest feat on screen is disintegrating a Big Mech's robot leg or whatever

"Well we've never seen it work on anything harder than steel so probably doesn't work on dense materials like Gigasuperduranium alloy, making Glup Shitto immune to it"

yeah they'd blitz goku

Yes, Flumpty Bumpty no diffs him by having a real conclusion

This was calced as a low multiversal door

If Jul ‘Mdama were a manga character people would be using this page to push him being MFTL+.

Hulk....

LOUD TIRE SCREECHING

Not even his strongest feat, that would be punching a guy to the sun. I think his overflow affected other planets in the finale too, can't remember since it's been forever since I seen it.

Goku vs Superman

These things have killed viltrumites, hurt omniman, tore off conquests arm and if not for battle beast would've killed thragg the strongest of the viltrumites. How far could these beings go in marvel DC and other verses

You're gonna get a lot of meme answers but they'd probably be more dangerous on average than Mindless Ones and non-Hulk Gamma mutates

Kratos doesn't wipe his ass. He thinks touching a man's ass is super gay.

I just think it's wild cause they seem to be basically base flying brick being well minus the flying part, super strength, invulnerablity, super jump, like almost like the original superman powers but they're beast like monsters

I imagine they'd move a little bit like Ang Lee's Hulk, you know what I mean? Just crazy to imagine

Holy FUARK... Doors are strong. We'll need a team of Death Battle's Strongest to beat the Doors. Get Chompy Mage, Mynt, Tucker Foley, Chica's Magic Rainbow, Composite Jim Carrey, Astro Bot dressed as Kratos, and Koffing on the phone...

they probably would have a super jump on a planet with normal gravity

You need to be stronger than this MFTL+++ solar system level dagger btw

You forgot Shovel Knight (who canonically defeated Kratos)

It's less so their gravity making them strong and more like their home planet's gravity making other species weaker and slower

It's definitely them being strong.

While these creatures did not possess the ability to fly they could jump long distances and high into the air with their powerful legs

The Ripping Friends

Thragg and Battlebeast managed to kill them off their planet so they do have a home field advantage there to some extent.

Thragg was built a little bit different. These creatures would probably benefit from a lower gravity environment in the short term, pull a John Carter of Mars. But what you say could also be true, the issue is that we don't have a mention of the planet's gravity slowing Viltrumites down

youtube.com/watch?v=d4cbKqzgulo

I think Nolan was doubling down on the scifi in the show because it doesn't seem to be a thing in the comics

SHITvincible

Asura...

youtu.be/s2HyfHPo7Nw?t=1018

every single DBZ feat comes from gay energy blasts

every single DBZ cope fanart is of the characters in CQC

this is really, really, really funny

Marvel

They get merc'd by some errant Dire Wraiths.

DC

They get raped by a pod of Space Dolphins.

He might weight at most, somewhat under a ton on that planet?

Those gay energy blasts? Oneshot Kratos.

Space Racer's gun is a gay energy blast speedreader bro

Canon.

so?

Post Mark not getting humiliated because of Kirkman's NTR fetish

And they one shot viltrumites despite not even being able to one shot a planet on screen KEKAROO

Well yeah that's what I meant my bad.
Like others have said I think one would be like a godzilla level threat but like not even 1/3 of his size

We kneel to King Vegeta!!! KING OF ALL VILTRUMITES!! Please breed our women!!!

z tards will make fun of Nolan's account about the Rognarr planet and then tell you the Space Racer flashback is non canon and speculation
the biggest snakes in battle boarding. even worse than ole Lionel Suggs

i don't doubt it. some of the blasts that weaklings like Zarbon and Raditz were slinging dwarfed mountains. Kratos gets memed a lot but I don't think he has an answer to someone who can turn the entire battlefield into a seething ball of pure energy

What exactly are they making fun of for the Rognarr thing, that the lizard things are super strong?

So no different than invincibletards using toei filler and not caring about canon? Amazing lack of self awareness.

It isn't my fault that Viltrumites move like mud in gravity higher than 1.25 than Earth's.

that Nolan was portraying himself as an astronaut with a jetpack, fishbowl helmet and a raygun in the show who struggled to move in the Rognarr planet

THOR

THOOOOOR

YOU KILLED ME IN OUR FIGHT THOR

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

YOU WILL COME OUT HERE AND IMPREGNATE MY WIFE WITH YOUR FAT NORDIC BEERGUT

THOOOOOOOOOR!!!!!

His body weight be be several hundred kilograms. That's too much for his legs to lift apparently.

the only ones using toei filler are people who wank DBZ:
if you're talking about some BS like Goku screaming when an elephant stepped on his hand and Krilling threw a rock at him that ain't me

Swank is writing and directing Simon v Kyle

Well that practically confirms it’s gonna be Hal v Ben all over again.
Swankity Swank would absolutely cause that kind of shitstorm just for the sake of causing another Hal v Ben level shitstorm.

Today, I will remind them...

HEROES!!

This panel shows that thragg couldn't solo or most beings couldn't really solo. Yeah individually is he stronger than them? Yes but not if they attack in a group, same goes for superman could he beat 3 or 4 kryptonians at once? Probably not, same could be applied to dbz verse as well

In there defense one of them is his personal account of a situation while the other isn’t.

But I personally take both with a grain of salt. Nolan clearly added some artistic flair (the astronaut thing, for example) to preserve the fact that these were more than just weird scifi novels.

was literally going to use it to kill himself

chickened out at the last second

show Nolan barely killed the JOBuardians of the Globe

Kek.

if you're talking about some BS like Goku screaming when an elephant stepped on his hand and Krilling threw a rock at him that ain't me

Good thing my post wasn't just referring to you

i tend to agree with that interpretation. it was most likely meant to pass as sci-fi for humans

Yeah… that door scaling was pretty weird

that Nolan was able to resist any kind of pull at that distance is what's so impressive. he was nowhere near the singularity of course

They were using toei filler before this for antifeats before this. Crying when the other side uses filler is just pathetic honestly

Man, goku needs to hurry the fuck up and kill Frieza again

Ruby Rose survived a blast of Ozma’s magic set to destroy the Monstra - a city-sized grimm monster which is calculated to 683 megatons of TNT based on the its mass of roughly 1.1 billion tons accounting for volume. This sets her at 7-A (Mountain Level) using blast tonnage alone. The heat radius of the blast, which in this case would be 476 miles, trumps the Tsar Bomba by around thirteen times. The heat itself, estimated at 24,100,000 degrees celsius, with her at around ground zero within the lingering fireball for a total of seven seconds withstanding degrading albeit massive pressures and temperatures - all adding up to a thermal environment of 13 teratons on top of the existing blast tonnage of 683 MT. This sets her at 5-C (Moon Level).

All of those sexy bugs, dead.

What a waste…

i see nothing but facts in that post

Being a mass murderer doesn't make him godlike. He almost has toon force, but he's more like a hamster trapped in a maze, forever searching for his "girlfriend" who went out to get some more BKD.

low IQ hypocrites don't argue in good faith

Imagine my shock.

You know that was Vegeta right

Toyotaro basically confirmed that the main 5 is basically in the same tier but that Frieza is still far too strong.

fagon fag faggots are the biggest crybaby BITCHES LMAO

Don't cry, Z tard. Superman suffers in the Earth's core too

Holy BASED and CANON!

...and that useless faggot Goku, I guess.

Post invincibletards not being butthurt at other people using filler for antifeats when they did it themselves BEFORE.

It appears Nolan Grayson's undisputed victory over Bardock continues to be controversial. I'll be honest, Bardock was mismatched against Bardock. Omni-Man's best matchup, power level wise, is Ben 10's Galactic Gladiator. Omni-Man wins that one, too

Most people are hypocrites

ABLOO ABLOO BLOO BLOO

There is no 'filler' in Invincible you subhuman moron.

You don't need filler when mark either died to a yoyo or a fucking AIDs patient.

I wish I knew how to draw, I wouldn’t even draw spiteful images to piss people off, I’d be like a 5 year old playing with action figure just having characters do cool poses while fighting

The audience and his victories make it clear: Nolan needs to move on to Superman. Champion vs Champion.

The whole cast is portrayed as relatively comparable to one another

Meanwhile the villain effortlessly knocks Goku and Vegeta out of their strongest forms with one punch

The villain who’s arrival in the arc is literally the chapter titled “The Strongest in the Universe Arrives”

This villain gets confirmed to, in fact, be stronger than the main cast

Wow. Imagine my fucking surprise.

Anyone who actually thought otherwise genuinely has no reading comprehension skills.

admits nolan being immobile in anything over 1.25Gs is canon

KEKYPOW

Bardock never outscaled a Celestialsapien.
Just Saiyan'
:^)

The whole cast is portrayed as relatively comparable to one another

FUCKING HERCULE.

Air is toxic down there and it’s established that asphyxiation is a pretty easy way to kill Saiyans, so of course he’d need a pressurized atmosphere suit.

Nolan w-w-w-was j-j-just h-h-holding back

This post made me see things differently

admits [nothing]

Way to confirm you're retarded, needy and brown, as expected of you.

Where in that interview does Hercule actually get mentioned or alluded to in any way, anon?

I have never seen Invincible fans getting butthurt over DBZ. It's quite the other way around with pearl clutching Z tards throwing a hissy fit every time someone dares to challenge someone from the Saiyan Saga in particular

Thor jobs to Omni Man so Bejita does as well.

It doesn't. I'm just saying, he's more powerful than anything in that verse.

try to have a simple discussion

/dbz/ or bad faith /dbz/ actors become all faggity

Why? This ain't reddit broski those (you)s don't equate to upboots

his mind can't even comprehend the idea of a story having different scenes between separate mediums

You're even more retarded than Kirkman who can't even figure out how fast the speed of sound is

This. They're still here crying over fucking Bardock losing like pathetic fatherless children.

Of course he is, he’s THE CHAMP!

Correct

Exactly bro. Nothing beats the champ. Not even Ruby, who's fucking moon level (I can't get over that shit bro I did the calcs and she tanks 13 teratons of energy at one point)

No that would be this guy who spams this every thread

The other day I tried to have a simple and honest discussion about DMC’s scaling and someone started complaining about Kratos.

Then the thread became overridden by cuckshit.

You'll struggle to find a bigger attention whore than a Z tard in a battle boarding discussion. Even if you have Viltrumite speeds and search everywhere in the universe

Of course Ruby can’t beat Hercule, everyone knows Hercule beat Perfect Cell.

I heard rumors he was trained by Jackie Chun.

That doesn't count because it's inconvenient for my narrative

You're butthurt over a ritualposter now?

SHARTvinciblecucks projecting

KEKAROO

Nappa? Conquest would win easily. Conquest would just throw [Nappa] into outer space. [Nappa]'s best technique destroys cities, but Conquest can just fly over it. [Conquest] would fly laps around the planet while [Nappa] finishes screaming, then tear [Nappa]'s head off.

Really now? I didn't hear he beat perfect cell - I heard he incinerated him with a stare.

i cry laughing every time I look at this pic

The kratosjeet is a ritualposter too and everyone hates him bro

Outer Space

Can't Saiyans hang out in Vacuums, or am I just super misremembering all the times they're in space and they're all still just barely in atmosphere?

Kek what an obsessed cuck fan of a fodder series

What a seething post kek

He shits up entire threads talking about cuckoldry. Invincible one shotting Gohan is a simple truth bomb

when we do it that's ritualposting

when you do it that's obsession

Just further proof some people are actually too retarded for any self awareness I guess

things I just made up in my head and convince myself of

Actual retard.

Who said anything about obsession? Z tard Freudian slips are insane

.Chat, how easy is she bitching KEKtos?

He shits up entire threads talking about cuckoldry.

You mean how invinciblecucks literally derailed a thread into cuckposts after wasting the thread arguing with dbfags and superfags?
Hell, this was the thread that STARTED the recent wave of kratosjeet cuckposting.

I guess people who read Kirkman's cuckshit become NTR fetishists themselves don't they?

desuarchive.org/co/thread/148228277/#q148230813

How could he? The strongest thing in his setting is a mere planet buster.

Which makes no sense, since Superman can sit in the middle of the Sun and be fine.

JOBn-Manbros...

invinciblefags started cuckposting the moment they started losing the argument

Grim.

And what does your deranged meltdown have to do with picrel?

acknowledges z-tards are currently losing the argument

Grim.

So are nolanfags closeted gays?

Kek, based, canon.

This image is oddly really cute

He's not wrong. Omni Man is better than Superman

is this what reading kirkman's comics does to you?

Not even close.
Omni-Man is not only weaker physically, but mentally and spiritually as well than Superman.

m-m-m-m-muh shitposts...

Obsessed

You brought up cuckposting not me. You're implying kratosfags are hated for cuckposting when invinciblefags do the very same thing kek

headcanon
mold

you completely lost the plot in a desperate bid to win an argument no one was having. Invincible punching Gohan's head off is one ritualpost, not an invitation to talk about cuckoldry like the neurotic Kratos poster does

fagon fag faggots are also notorious for it. What point do you think you're making?

So you acknowledge invinciblecucks lost the argument threads ago when they lashed out and started cuckposting. Good to know.

Nolan is 6'2'' and 250. Clark is 6'3'' and 225 ish. The numbers don't lie and they tell us Omni-Man is stronger than Superman. My friend, I would advise you to stop arguing this point.

FAGGOT FAGGOT KEK KEK KEK FAGGOT TARD KEK FARID FAGGOT ARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH

acknowledge my pain

Cry MOAR bitch.

Thank you. It's an OC; and for context it's based on that one comic where Superman murders a bunch of ICE agents. She was hired by Lex Luthor.

kratosfags just coped markfags' blacked fetish

The point is you started whining over an image, and now you're accusing that image of being no different from Kratosfag spamming for 139 posts straight according to Swan's calcs

You've only seen seem in zero gravity and heavy gravity

Except invinciblecucks are too retarded to realize they shit on kratosfags for doing the same thing they did lmao

Superman murders a bunch of ICE agents

You're all retarded brown degenerates. Please kill yourselves immediately.

post JOBNI-man breaking unbreakable restraints

You complain about the recent surge of kratosjeet cuckposts that were started by a invinciblefag in an earlier thread seething over superman.

That's a rookie feat.

Superman got fucking RAPED

Akane is cute.

You're all retarded brown degenerates. Please kill yourselves immediately.

So that means anyone who likes anything written by Kirkman, a known degenerate cuck fetishist should off themselves too. Good to know you think invincibletards are retarded cuckolds KEKAROO

To be honest I had one good look at this panel and was angry enough to make the edit you saw above.

The OC, Seiko, is a dimension-hopping undead with endless regeneration starting at the cellular level and an obsession with guns. Think red hood if he used a pair of 950 JDJ hand-canons and a vast variety of shells.

No, I told it like it is. You were the one who complained about a single pic and compared it to Kratosfag spamming. What I "complained" about was deranged Z tards throwing a hissy fit when someone from the Saiyan Saga loses a matchup

I like omniman but superman will always be the top of the mountain, shame dc hates him

other way round actually, superkeks thought it was a gotcha at invincible not knowing how much cuckery of Superman happens

True. For 8 months he did nothing but become a little sissy bitch.

Doom Slayer…

No lies detected

kratosfags didn't actually start the cuckposting

I apologize...

"mentally and spiritually" superman is the symbol of corporate corn-syrup globohomo lgbtq welfare state israel's greatest ally america. He's a toy and a brand no better than a liberal strawman comic

All I got is Robot slander

/dbg/ going from prudes about this lady to spamming blacked fanfiction within the span of a week was something.
This isn't an invitation for you retards to start blaming each other for it

Reminder, Dick Grayson is the superior Batman and would beat Iron Man, Panther, Spider-Man, and Captain America.

youtu.be/TQAHdJO73vk

In your post:

He shits up entire threads talking about cuckoldry.

You brought up cuckposting as if that was a gotcha that made invinciblefags different than kratosfags when you're both the same kinds of NTR obsessed subhumans lmao

DUDE. NO WAY.
They took it that far!?

nailed his SJW ass

Have you read current mainline DC? Superman have been getting headliner stories and an upcoming feature film. DC tried to kill him, and comic sales plummeted.

why not? He's been cucked at least twice before this. The first time he listened to Lois doing it with another man.

Kratos gets blamed for everything because they're jealous of his boundless power.

Let me bring ORDER to this discussion. You were comparing it to a ritualfag posting a single pic of Invincible punching Gohan. That's what I found so asinine

Probably

Bro I watched a few movies starting with the 60's film. What the fuck else did they do?

comic sales haven't recovered since they brought him back. Batman carries the entire DC brand and Batman's absence is what caused 5G to plummet in sales. In fact Superman is the worst selling Absolute title even right now.

Gameplay wise Bayonetta is just R63 Dante, most of her moves are the same and her weapons work the same way.

You could argue Dante requires inter-level cutscenes to do crazy stuff Bayo does in a QTE or that only one of them actually banged the evil blonde woman between games but that'd be pretty boring to watch.

I’m a huge dork

thread ends up being a debate with two capeshit franchises

INSTANTLY devolves into cuckshit that plagues /dbg/ DAYS LATER

What the actual fuck is wrong with you niggers?

Post Superman destroying a planet.

more specifically, Post Superman destroying a planet larger than a city (not slightly raising the temperature with his heat vision, but actually destroying it) without being affected by a rainbow sun, or amped by Mr Mxyptlk, not in a dream sequence and without the help of the yellow lantern corps.

Shrinking Rae...

Looks at a panel where Superman harms no one and merely states that he’s an illegal alien

Gets so butthurt over something he made up up in his head he makes an edit of Superman being taken out by a Mary Sue OC

I have to imagine a shit ton of that is the catastrophic influence of the dragon ball super threads. What the fuck is that yabba dabba doo shit eh?

low iq

small penis

no job

gooning to cuck porn

reading invincible

invinciblebro btw

I own up to most of this. I was butthurt. Now for my OC being a Mary Sue... I dunno. I just had to summarize her in less than a line.

He wasn’t amped by Mxy, if he sneezed as hard as he could he would blow up a planet, super breath is a power of his

Superman is way out of line here unless there was about to be an extermination. This bitch told Kyle NOT to stop tsunamis and earthquakes when he was the White Lantern because it would be too overbearing, then he turns around and does this...

He was amped by Mxy's magic, read the story, and I said bigger than a city so you already failed.

I'm comparing it to invinciblefags in general since the discussion started off being about the overall population

phoneposting supercuck can't read

LMAO

Now this is more my speed. Do you know what he did after this panel, telling the US government how to handle their own fucking borders?

Damn son whos the artist here this looks good

Fair enough then.

Batman from Batman Damned is 270 lb

There wasn't a single yabba post in that thread coincidentally

Batfags actually got angry over his dick size n this page

How embarrassing.

By the way, what is it that gets people to call my OCs Mary Sues? Is it me comparing them to existing characters? I know Red Hood's a damn fine character all-around, and one of the ones wokeness hasn't touched the same way it did superman, so maybe it's a quality of writing thing.

The sneezing powder only made people sneeze as hard as they could hence why everyone around him was literally sneezing, if Superman sneezed as hard as he could the solar system would vanish which is why he flew away in the first place
C O P E
O
P
E

/dbs/ spammed cuckmemes so much that an entire character of theirs has been reduced to the posterboy of the concept

"but where did all the cuckshit come from?"

Bruce himself had an... interesting experience with Sid Vicious. What do you guys think?

schizobabble

Yawn.

FUCCKKKK

the sneezing powder is magic, by a magic imp who breaks the rules of reality. nowhere in the comic is that rule said
I also said not under the influence of a rainbow sun, which he specifally is here.

THIS IS THE SECOND TIME YOU HAVE NOT READ THE COMICS YOU POST, SUPERCUUCKOLD.

An entire character who is canonically not a cuck and has one of the most widely agreed upon sexy girls to come out of anime as his wife btw

thread devolves into cuckshit the moment someone points it out

Truly extraordinary

HOLY FUARK, SUPERHEROES NOT OWNED BY GLOBOHOMO AND LGBTQ AND CORN-SYRUP? THEY'RE FUARKING BOUNDLESS!

Krilling famously got cucked bro. Everyone laughed at him immediately after he got cucked

You compared it to the ritualposter in your reply, no? I don't doubt that Invincible posters also post some dogshit, though. Rarely would I classify it as butthurt because Nolan won his episode, and said episode opened a minor Pandora's Box

Post Krillin canonically being cucked.

ENTERRRRRRRR

This isn't any fun when you act like this, I mean what's the point in shitposting if it isn't funny?

It being magic is why it effected him, it didn’t make him sneeze harder it just made him sneeze as hard as he could.

It's even more obnoxious and preachy than I thought...

kys polfag, no one likes your kind

EXITTTTTTT

The truth hurts

Well I didn't want to but if you insist...

Oh... My God...

That was posted in reply to you saying you never saw an invinciblefag butthurt over dbz but that's irrelevant to the cuckposting dilemma since they already do that outside of discussions related to dbz too

OH NONONONONO...
DRAGONBALLBROSSSS?????

Posts anime only filler

kys supercuck, noone wants you trannies and homos in these halls

YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOO!!!!

Anon Babble babble

SHITler LOST

That buff CHAD in the car?
Kratos before he settled down.

non canon filler

Kek!

AAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE DRAGONBALL CUUCKS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WATCHING???

Asked to post canon

Posts filler

Damn all that cuckoldry really fries NTRfags brains.

I think some people are falseflagging as kratosfags cuckposting at this point.

DRAGONBALL XISTERS EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING NOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!

Gotta give props to the gang for having his back

WE NEED TO HIDE THIS AND CALL IT NONCANON BEFORE THE KRATOS SCHOLARS SEE AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF US FOR WORSHIPPING LITERAL KEK PORN OF OUR SELF-INSERTS OH NO OH GOD THEY'RE HEAR PLEASE KRATOS SAMA HAVE MERCY WE'LL LET YOU FUCK OUR WIVES--ACK!!

WHAT IN TARNATION IS THIS

Immediate reply spam to anime only scene

It’s so predictable.

Ew

That one kid knew though and kept laughing at him. It's what I would've done

ALLAH HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOULS IS THIS WHAT YOU BLACK WELFARE RECIPIENTS HAVE BEEN WATCHING DRAGONBALL FANS?

What a FAG!!

If it’s canon you can post the manga page where this happens right?

Oh nonononono...dragonballcucks???

So my girl would have to kill not just superwoke but wokeman as well. I'm going to upset a lot of people with that statement.
She started her story as a terrified sixteen-year-old girl with a zombie virus if that helps.

I-I-I-I can’t!!!

HAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJJAJKAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAHAJHAAHAAHAHA

Oh god the Kratos Scholars FUARKing exposed you again huh cucky bois?

PLEASE KRATOS SAMA YOU ALREADY BEAT MY ASS AND SCHOOLED ME INTELLECTUALLY DON'T EXPOSE MY CUCCK PORN SERIES TOOOOOOOO WAAAAHHHHHH

If this "i-i-isn't canon!" then how come they made it?

“OH NO! OH NO NO NO! WAIT! WAIT! I DIDN’T MEAN IT KRATOS SCHOLARS! OH PLEASE PLEASE AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE—”

[CRASH]

“My monitor! My vintage CRT monitor! NOT THE FACE—OH GOD, THE FACE!!”

[PUNCH]

“MY TEETH! I NEED THOSE FOR... FOR... FOR EATING SLOP! PLEASE, MERCIFUL KRATOS SCHOLARS, I’M JUST A PATHETIC LITTLE GOBLIN IN REAL LIFE! I LOOK LIKE RUMPLESTILTSKIN IF HE WORKED NIGHT SHIFT AT A GAS STATION! DON’T—”

[POW!] [CRUNCH!]

“MY RIBS! MY RIBS ARE NOW A FLAT SURFACE! NO DON’T BREAK ALL MY FINGERS ONE BY ONE IM CRYING TO YOU IM BEGGING AAAIIIII—”

[WHAM]

“A DUST CLOUD!? AAAAAAAA THERE’S SO MANY FISTS! IT’S A TORNADO OF PAIN!!”

[WHAP! SOCK! BAM!]

“WHO EVEN USES BRASS KNUCKLES ANYMORE!? PLEASE, I’M JUST A GREASY LITTLE MAN WHO TALKS TOUGH ONLINE! I’M JUST A HIDEOUS, BARELY FUNCTIONING CREATURE WHO CAN ONLY INTERACT WITH THE WORLD THROUGH ANONYMOUS INCEL FORUMS!”

[BOOM – THROUGH THE WALL]

“MY SPINE! I CAN SEE MY OWN BACKBONE OUT OF MY EYE SOCKET! THAT’S NOT SUPPOSED TO—”

[FINAL SMASH]

“OKAY, OKAY, I’M SORRY I SAID KRATOS WASNT OMNIPOTENT! I WAS JUST JEALOUS OF WHAT A CHAD HE IS! PLEASE, SPARE ME, I’LL WRITE A TEN-PAGE APOLOGY POST! I'LL LET YOU FUCK MY WIFE! SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN MORE ATTRACTED TO YOU BECAUSE OF HOW CHADLY AND MANLY YOU ARE! JUST—JUST—AAAAAAGHHHHHH—”

[SILENCE AND A SINGLE TOOTH ROLLING ACROSS THE FLOOR]

hiding behind kratos because your own verse is too weak

Everything stated in this thread was proven right

asked for canon krillin cucking

get non-canon filler

So, I guess thirdies are still upset that Krillin is in a loving and monogamous relationship with his cyborg wife?

all verses beat the verse of a cuck, cuck. Krillin jobs to bullets and his wife jobs to BIG DICK CHADS

Krillin's a canon cuck, self-inserter, and you're a bald cuck manlet just like him (:

F-F-FUCK I DON’T HAVE ANY KEK IMAGES THAT HAPPEN IN THE MANGA WHAT DO I DO!?!?!?

DRAGON.
BALL.
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKSSSSS??????

Kirkmanbros we got exposed...

SACRE BLEU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! G-Goku-san, Chi-Chi doesn't want another kid so you've invented a NEW FORM of CONTRACEPTION!!???!! You're planning to use INSTANT TRANSMISSION on your SEMEN when you EJACULATE so SHE CAN'T GET PREGNANT!?!?!?! And you figured instead of letting it GO TO WASTE you'd teleport it INSIDE OF 18!?!?!???! You want me to install a MICROCHIP that gives off the PRECISE COORDINATES of her BUTTHOLE and SNATCH at ALL TIMES!??!!?? S-She could be going about her EVERYDAY LIFE when out of NOWHERE your SUPERSAIYAJIZZ will INVADE HER HARDER THAN D-DAY!???!?!! What's more, this technique will OVERLOAD your RIPE EMISSIONS with RAW POWER, and your DNA will start to MIX WITH HERS????!!! Eventually her BATTLE-WORN BEAVER will undergo ZENKUM BOOSTS until she has the MIGHTIEST OVARIES in the MULTIVERSE???!!!? At that point she'll emit a POTENT SEX AURA that repels WEAK DICKLETS such as MYSELF while attracting only the STRONGEST!?!!!??! But that's all part of your PLAN to create the ULTIMATE BREEDING MACHINE for WORTHY SPARRING PARTNERS???!?!!!...........YABBA DABBA DOO, I AGREE BUT ONLY IF YOU LET THE LITTLE TYKES PUNCH MY NUTS FOR PRACTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Immediate headcanon and seething

NTRfags really coping and crying over their fanfiction not being anything more than a pipe dream.

CAT in a HAT! K-KING KAI?!?! I FINALLY ARRIVED!! TIME to START TRAINING! EHH?!? My FIRST exercise is to ATTEMPT to CATCH the MONKEY?!? Oh, I SEE what you REALLY MEAN! You ACTUALLY want ME to SPANK my MONKEY, RIGHT?! But HERE, I couldn't POSSIBLY COOM, CONSIDERING how there is NO MATERIAL for me to WORK WITH! Oh, I GET IT NOW! You brought ANDROID 18 here as well, and using your KAIOKEN technique, you are going to POUND her with TEN TIMES the force you normally would, RIGHT?!?! And then while I am TRAPPED and IMMOBILISED due to the 10 times gravity being too strong for me, you are going to have GREGORY SLAM my COCK and BALLS with a HAMMER as PUNISHMENT for being so weak!! That's not ALL?!?! You're going for a RIDE around the planet in your car, while my WIFE rides YOU?!?! And then, when you are done with her, leaving her as a SOPPING MESS of CUM, BUBBLES is gonna TAG IN and GIVE her his BANANA?! Boy! This is bringing back memories from when I wished Goku's tail back! SAY WHHHAAAAA--?! Then when BUBBLES is done, I will be served the DELECTABLE MEAL STRAIGHT FROM HER VAGINA?! I, KEKLIN, will be WINING and DINING on FRESH MONKEY CUM?!?! And after I'm done LICKING the PLATE clean, you are going in for ANOTHER round?! You're gonna FORM a SPIRIT bomb and CONCENTRATE it into your PENIS and since my wife is SO SLUTTY and IMPURE, she will feel FAR MORE pleasure from you?! My VERY OWN LIFE ENERGY will be used to KEK myself!?! But that would be like I was fucking her... I'm not sure about that last one King Kai, but if you SAY so... ALL I gotta say is YABBA DABBA DOO!!!

no proof

esl babble

done, dusted, and defeated

Literally got posted for everyone to see, bro. Krillin's a canon cuck manlet and so are you bro. Be better.

Then post the manga page where that scene happens.

Your proof is right here, microdick manlet cucky boi

non canon filler

All you have.

non-canon filler content

KEK

WELL THATS A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES! If it isn't THE CHAOS GODS?!?!? And you're all here to RAPE 18 IN UNSPEAKABLY HORRORIFIC WAYS?!?!
First up is KHORNE?!?!?! And you're going to KORNtinuously fill her with FLAMING HOT RED MAGMA CUM? And after him in SLANESH?! Who will MUTATE HER AN UNSPEAKABLE ABOMINATION with HUNDREDS, nay, THOUSANDS VAGINAS GROWING OUT OF EVERY LIMB with pheromones that lure in BLACK BULLS? Up next is NURGLE?! NOOOOOOO DONT TURN ME INTO A BLOB of FECES CUM SMEGMA AND BOOGERS!!!! How can I record all this when instead of being a METAPHORICALLY SPINELESS SACK OF SHIT ITLL BE LITERAL? Last but not least is TZEENCH?!?!! NANI-?!?!?? You are going to SWAP BODIES with ME and FORCE me to WATCH YOU in MY body, HAVING SEX WITH 18?!? And YOU'RE SAYING that seeing MYSELF fucking my WIFE, will RUIN my ENTIRE WORLD-VIEW?!? My WHOLE WORLD will SHATTER as I have an IDENTITY CRISIS from seeing such a HORRID and TRAUMATIZING thing?!?! And this will cause me to develop a DISSOCIATIVE PERSONALITY DISORDER, which will require YEARS of EXTENSIVE PSYCHIATRIC CARE, which will EVENTUALLY FAIL and DRIVE me INSANE?!?! And then, I will be FORCED to be ADMITTED into a MENTAL ASYLUM where I will be LOCKED and TRAPPED in a SMALL PADDED ROOM, and then CURSE ME so I can see EVERY SINGLE INSTANCE OF BBC KEKOLDING FROM THE PAST PRESENT AND FUTURE except when it comes to 18 being used LIKE THE DIRTY WHORE SLUT SHE IS BY ALL THE CHAOS MARINE LEGIONS?!?!
What else can I say but YABBA DABBA DOO

NOOOOO!!!! I can't BELIEVE my ETERNAL PUNISHMENT in the bowels of HELL is to constantly relive the GREATEST AMERICAN TRAGEDY as the man RESPONSIBLE!!! OH WOE is ME, please FORGIVE ME Pentagon officials and PASSENGERS!!! HOLD the PHONE, those AREN'T normal passengers, they're the 2000-2001 Los Angeles Lakers!!! And that ISN'T just ANY Pentagon, that's CLEARLY my WIFE!!! I'll be DELIVERING the GREATEST BLACK MEN who EVER LIVED directly into the WALLS of my WIFE?!?! The DESTRUCTION of the FINANCIAL RECORDS symbolizes the DESTRUCTION of my wife's FERTILE EGGS by SUPER seed?!?!? And the 72 VIRGINS I get for a JOB WELL DONE will be CLONES of my wife, FRESH and READY to get her FALLOPIAN TUBES spritzed down with KOBE BRYANT'S baby juice?!?! What can I say but YABBA DABBA DOO

Krillin still causing third worlders to expose their cuck fetish

weird

HOLY SMOKES Bejita-sa!!!!!!!! You've wished back EVERY saiyan to life and planet Vegeta, not to rule... BUT TO FUCK MY WIFE?!?!?!!! You and EVERY other black man on earth *gulp*, even the woken, are going to fuck her RELENTLESSLY with the BBC to the point of NEAR DEATH?!??!!???!!! And this will only result in ZENKAI BOOSTS for you all, only FURTHERING your endurance for FUTURE KEKINGS?!?!??!!! And you won't just fuck her in your PRESENT forms... but your OOZARU FORMS as WELL?!??!!!! Holy moley... you say she'll be SO stretched out she'll be more HOLE than ANDROID?!??!!! And when you're all NOT fucking her... you'll be beating ENTERTAINING YOURSELVES by beating the SHIT out of ME?!????!!!!! You're going to stretch my asshole SO FAR, SO WIDE that it will count as a MOON and trigger ANOTHER OOZARU TRANSFORMATION, only FURTHERING my SUFFERING?!?!!!??? And all this will eventually reach CRITICAL MASS as the planet is DESTROYED once more, not by Frieza, but by the PLANET-SHATTERING SEX?!?!!!??? And you don't even CARE that you'll die, you just want to HUMILIATE ME?!?!!??? YABBA DABBA DOO!!!!!

Pretty sure it was Krillin's cuck fetish that got exposed, cucky boy, kekypoo!!!

except he hasn't been cucked once in canon?

OOOOOOOOOOH, THOSE BELL-ENDS at Anon Babble THINK THEY’VE WON, HA!?!?! DELETING my BBC THREADS?!?!? WELL, NOW IT’S TIME TO CALL IN the BIG GUNS, JAMAL!! I WANT YOU TO COME OVER and FUCK my WIFE, RIGHT IN FRONT of MY ENRAGED, BLOOD-BOILING FACE!! LET HER SEE WHAT a REAL MAN LOOKS LIKE, WHILE MY EYES BURN WITH ENVY and MY COJONES CHURN with RAGE!! YABBA DABBA DOO, TIME for a LITTLE KEK REVENGE!!

This anon has precog hax

You shill your cuck porn series then seethe over which parts you deem canon or not canon after they're published. Next time present an actual chad series and not a cuck series how about

These people legit wanna pretend they're Krillin getting cucked.

Oookay then.

Awww man just look at that perfect porcelain snowbunny! Probably a virgin too! That perfect honey coloured hair and those beeee auuuu tiful sky blue eyes… Awww man! How am I gonna do this?! She’s just… perfect! Perfect for a huge hulking black dude to rut like a randy dog! Awwww jeez!!! I gotta do this for earth, to stop cell- but… but awww man she’s just the absolute perfect born bred custom equipped God ordained sculpted by nature supreme mean lean BBC taking machine! She was BORN to fuck black dudes! Awwww come on krillin, you gotta do this! But imagine those perfect slender enamelled soft supple aryan legs stretched and crooked as her perfectly amazing swedish princess face sweats and grunts as she pushes a coal shade night dark ebony void vanta black baby out of that pristine untouched white coochie! Awwww she was made for it! And if I use this remote, it’ll never happen! Imagine the black man eternally staking his claim to the immaculate germanic lineage of this wagnerian queen! Ohhhh imagine those breasts fattening up, the puffy nipples- all to make those lovely orbs factories for black baby food! Imagine two of the little suckers weened on her milk! No! Krillin, you have to do this, for the sake of the earth! You can’t risk everyone’s lives just for some stupid fantasy! You cant let cell become perfect just for the chance that some broad takes BBC! This isn’t worth risking every life on the plan- awww what the hell! YABBA DABBA DOO!

Dragonball isn't a cuck series though.

Yup yup yup
AMAC
All Manlets Are Cucks

We need to get Kirkman writing the series for that to truly happen

What a little fag lmao no wonder Z blacks are such sissies

Can I make the next thread?

Do we really want that to happen, though?

Except someone just posted a whole ass cuck scene from dragon ball of krillin being a little cuck, so it is a cuck series cucky boy

no, let it die

Go ahead, this one already got derailed

TRUTH!

Kek, this.
That's why they yap so much, they got a whole lot to compensate for

So that's why everyone calls Krillin a cuck. I never knew

Rofl

That buff CHAD in the car?
Omniman before he settled down.

That buff CHAD in the car?
Homelander before he settled down.

Assuming omni-man ever settled down.

BUGS BUGS BUGS BUGS BUGS

That buff CHAD in the car?
The Immortal before he settled down.

non-canon filler

if it's not in the manga, it's not canon
so cry about it

Mark Gayson is more of a cuck than Krillin

Assuming Homelander ever settled down

MILK MILK MILK MILK MILK

Omni-man

fucking anything that isn't an insectoid

He impregnated Maron and/or forcefed her hormones at super speed to induce lactation while he fucked her

ENOUGH. True KINGtoscholars have had enough of lesser characterfags falseflagging as us. Your clear lack of intellect and ESL vocabulary are clear giveaways.

You shill your cuck porn series then cry over which parts you deem canon or not canon after they're published. Next time present an actual chad series with no cuckshit and not a cuck series you have to selectively ignore to live with yourself

Random people on the internet don't decide canon that's what the author are for anon

I KNEEL KINGTOS SCHOLAR I APOLOGISE OH PLEEEEAAAASEEE FUCK MY WIFE YOU WOULD PELASURE HER SO MUCH BETTER THAN A LITTLE CUCCKOLD LIKE ME OH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I'M SUCH A BITCH AND A CUCCK IN MY OWN SERIES OH PLEASE FUCK MY WIFE AND DON'T BEAT ME UP FOR BEING A SISSY
i am a Krillinbro if it wasn't obvious

It was very obvious.

I've come to rape your manpussy, Kratos. There's nothing you can do to stop me. Bend the fuck over.

oh nonononono...

t.every spartan soldier who trained Kratos

...he said, before KINGtos oneshotted this literal who with a single flick

I dunno what you're on about. He's THE evil knight. John evil himself.

Brown hours.

what a fag, i'd beat this pansy's ass AND fuck his girl
I'm a Kingtos scholar btw, I am above gun level because I fight terrorists barehanded every day

As a fellow Kratos Scholar I can confirm I do this too. I have taken recently to defeating them with only one hand so that with my other I may study Tomes of KNOWLEDGE and increase my already GENIUS level iq.
I would also beat the shit out of Krillin, for such a disgusting pussilanimous soiboy of a cuckold requires a beating to be set straight and be better. I am also far above gun level unlike keklin so this would be incredibly easy for me. I am a Kingtosbro.

Kratos is the king of frauds.
Kratos is a Spawn victim.
Spawn is an Alternate-Invincible victim.
Therefore Kratos is weaker than the weaker alt-invincibles.
Damn kratosSISSIES.

Yet Mark still needs to hide behind him on this general...

It seems clear that Kratos’ ways inspire true KINGLY STRENGTH and KNOWLEDGE upon his fans.

Whil dragonball has raised nothing but a generation of spoiled, entitled, black-of-skin low iq and lazy cuckolds. But we must not destroy them just because they are weaker than us. We must be better.

true

Mark is a gigachad who would beat FAGtos senseless and then fuck Faye while he watches from the cuck chair.

Canon.

whil

ESLtos...

Truth!

Whil is the true way of spelling it in pure anglo saxon english. Yours is a crossbreed mutt tongue crowned by parrots.

KRATOS-SAMA PLEASE SAVE ME I'M GETTING BULLIED AGAIN AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Canon

CANON and GOLD!

True…

Krillin here
Please teach me to be a chadly Boundless Beast like Kratos, scholars
I literally watched a buff random guy with no superpowers fucking my girlfriend in his car while i cried like a bitch. How do I stop being a bitch and be a Chad that Android 18 won’t emasculate in front of everyone at the tournament?

can't even type in anglo saxon runes

Don't even call yourself pure mongrel

Before you can win all your fights, you must learn to be a KING

You have visited a great shame upon yourself, keklin, by watching your girlfriend have sex with that man.
Exile yourself to Ancient Babylonia with nothing but the clothes on your tiny back. You must begin a spiritual journey to reclaim the lost masculinity you never had

New thread

complete mismatch, reimu negs even without using her powers

Yet another thread won by KINGtos.

w-we i-i-invinciblecuckolds are n-n-nothing like kratosjeets!!!!

proceeds to mass RTH cuck spam later in the thread and prove yourselves wrong

K, b, c.
Biggest KWAB I've seen in a while.

The issue there comes from human fallibility and the degree of rigor required to mitigate it. Is it really feasible to analyze and provide process proofs for dense and lengthy series?
Also there are some things that always get tossed out like Special Relativity, but tossing it out also means there aren't any explanations for how Black Holes form.

He's just training. Krillin had Roshi and Yamcha sitting on barbel weights back in DB

I need lewds of Portella STAT!

The "universe" Mundas created is so small someone slower than a van can cross it

Holy antifeat Batman!