How strong is Yakub?
Death battle/Vs
He has super intellect and knowledge in genetic engineering, but at a baseline he's a punk ass nigga
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
Can he tank a bullet?
Yakub is too smart for them, frankly
True Kratoscholars never have to resort to cuckposting because they lost an argument since Kratoscholars are too erudite to ever lose a debate. Last thread just exposed all the falseflaggers that have to ride his coattails for legitimacy.
No. He's a punk. More likely he would use whiteys to act as meat shields
Yakub would just deploy the Sentry
But will you please have sex with my wife in a car on the beach mighty Kratos scholar it’s my fetish you see and you haven’t replied to me yet oh please please I am Krillin btw
I only know of yakub from memes in ssetheenatch videos
ENTERRRRRRR
Yakub would absolutely curb stomp the Qu into the ground, unceremoniously at that
based, my father would 100% destroy those faggot bugs
White men…
We WILL do the big headed one's will.
Reimu gets bitched flawlessly by slasher rounds, which neg all metaphysical hit on a miss and kills targets as though they're standard humans on a hit.
Japanese, still talks like a child of Yakub.
Sonic solos marvel and dc
Why do these ai generated characters keep getting posted here
Reimu gets bitched flawlessly by slasher rounds, which neg all metaphysical *shit on a miss and kills targets as though they're standard humans on a hit.
Sorry, I lost a braincell and two synapses just reading over that message. in the last thread.
Your OC would get raped by Powergirl.
…’s gay cocks (starting with Midnighter, who tops as he is far stronger than Sonic)
In the gayness competition
Literally who? Like who the actual fuck is she?
'Raped' assumes she wouldn't like it.
They were the kratosjeets in that thread kek
Yakub has the powers of every white character ever created
Canon.
Reimu gets bitched flawlessly by [thing that does nothing to her]
yawn. soulhax victim blabber.
Long story. Don't worry about it.
z tards are worse than women at not letting shit go
No soul makes raping the soulhax user fifty times easier.
Prepare thine booty.
It seems this image causes quite some controversy.
Why is Mark so thick?
The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those that speak it
MarKINGs rise up.
Time to cuckspam because I lost again...invinciblebro btw
strong glutes improve your power
Don't worry, chat. The GOAT will stop the cuck-spam.
immediate falseflagging
Don't worry you can hide kratos again
Frauds gotta hide behind other frauds
you can what, esl?
Let's be honest... Was there ever any doubt?
He’s not esl he’s just black and low iq and a cuckold like all dragonballxisters
We told ourselves thragg was less strong than an elephant, we were sorely mistaken
Is that... oh GOD! OH FUCK MARK! WE'RE 100% DOOMED! WE'RE DEAD! FUCK! I DIDN'T GET TO HAVE SEX WITH MY DOG... I MEAN YOUR MOTHER ONE LAST TIME EVEN!
Canon.
Why should that be so? Gohan is a failed "new hero". He fumbled Cell, he fumbled Buu, then became a joke living of fanservice panhandles. Mark is the successful "new hero", who surpassed Superman and achieved galactic peace for eternity.
It's clear who would win. They call him Invincible for a reason.
They’re still butthurt and upset because they got exposed as cucks last thread
Hmmm... is that... is that SISSYlander bussy I smell?
I'm coming through.
Debbie canonically hopped on another dick the moment Nolan left the planet btw
to be fair, Nolan was a homicidal maniac as far as she knew, and had just massacred thousands of innocent people while trying to beat their son to death
In the physical realm he's only a man who can get up to around moon level with his science through scaling.
As an astral being, hard to really say, research into Nation of Islam gnostic ideas is needed.
invincibletards are so braindead they can't even quote correctly
Imagine being blind and having zero comprehension KEKAROO
Damn this pic goes hard I can't even lie
creates the strongest characters in fiction
without even trying
It's from diabetes and morbid obesity btw
Immediately deleted his post out of embarrassment
Mark is weaker than Superman though?
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
K b c
it's a whole overarching saga of butthurt. Omniman rightly stomping Bardock messed them up bad
portraying Kirkman as a ripped gigachad when he's a cuck fetishist
Are you really that embarrassed to show his actual canon greasy neckbeard body shape?
InvinciKEKS….. we FLED
Word of God confirmed otherwise. Mark whoops Supergoy ez.
Not only that, they spent the last thread attacking the krillin and did nothing against the actual characters they were scaling against
It's quite literally impotent schizo cuck rage that kirkman himself would write
has never heard of a bulk
women can't rape. sounds like i win.
It reminds me too much of myself...
Mark is we-ACK!
Canon.
Author literally said so, so yeah, literally canon lol
word of god
from a guy who never wrote superman
Yeah except Kirkman is just getting fat because he's a lazy slob.
Non-canon, since Ottley fled and coped
superfags and being debunked RUTHLESSLY.
can you name a more iconic duo?
never wrote Superman
never had Superman cameo in his comic
but him saying his own character would kick Superman's ass is 'Word of God'
???
I'm too clinically mentally handicapped to even know what canon means sorry
If you've ever seen Kirkman IRL you'd know he's 6'10'' and 485lbs when he's bulking. He cuts down to 400lbs with abs
Post Superman actually helping the planet and progressing it (you can’t)
This is exactly the same as GRRM saying Jaime would beat Aragorn in a sword duel despite getting his ass beat by normal humans.
KirkFAT is 6'1 at best and flabby.
The Creator of a character decides what's canon about them, and can compare them to other characters or objects to say he is able to smash them to bits according to his creation.
I'm sure this concept really upsets Superman and Hulk Manbabies who project their egos onto goyslops toys and cry like fags when they're canonically beaten up, but let's all hope it helps them to grow up.
Power Man was made to end Stupid Nerd Arguments but /dbg/ proved that Superfags will only wail and cry harder as cope
With or without his tricknology?
Power Man kills viltrumites even easier than he kills superman
I can do the opposite. Superman complaining about someone daring to stop natural disasters and fertilizing badlands.
He's such a fucking monster.
CANON
That's true, his author said so. Same way Viltrumites zero-diff Superman in canon.
Anon's antiwoke oc
That's impossible. Only 2 things are stronger than Superman: Batman, and Viltrumites
doesn't post the rest of the pages for the actual context of the story
Proof?
Superman doesn't get cut by knives that aren't even thrown with enough force to break them. Neither does Hulk, Thor, Vegeta, Goku or any other relevant character for that matter.
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True, that knife that was used to kill Argall would shatter on Superman's head.
The issue there comes from human fallibility and the degree of rigor required to mitigate it. Is it really feasible to analyze and provide process proofs for dense and lengthy series?
Also there are some things that always get tossed out like Special Relativity, but tossing it out also means there aren't any explanations for how Black Holes form.
what "actual context"? In the next page he's even MORE preachy and butthurt at Kyle helping the world. I'm surprised anon didn't post that one.
And then afterwards Kyle literally sits back and refuses to help stop a building complex on fire because butthurt Superman would throw a tantrum again if he did
yes he does
S-S-S-SMART A-A-ATOM KNIFE!!!
that's a viltrumite knife
Here's a fucking tiara killing Superman
Do you plan on actually talking about Touhou matchups one day or are you only here to ritualpost and argue with anyone who picks fights with your settings characters?
Holy fuark, that knife is going through Mark like Rexsplode's penis inside Atom Eve...
LMAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
as usual supercuckolds don't even read their own baby-level books
the context is he doesn't want Kyle to be deciding everything for the people, instead of letting them do it on their own
Kyle was doing exactly what Lex Luthor thinks Superman does.
Heroes aren't and shouldn't be there to do every single thing for the common man.
Superman even describes states it as if 'they aren't actually living, but being kept.'. You know, like pets?
Tiara made by gods out of otherworldy metal for a goddess
Based retard
the context is that Kyle was stopping wars, which in several stories (including arcs like JLA Superpower) Superman has refused to help, gotten butthurt at those that did and tried to arrest him while whining like a bitch how it's against american law to intervene
KEKAROOO
Supercucks are either illiterates, hypocrites or in denial of their own comics
Kyle you have to let hundreds of thousands of Africans starve to death every year and let thousands of people die from natural disasters too. And don't you DARE touch those prison rapes, Rayner!
Sorry but I'm not buying it
FUUUUUCK EVEN KEKLIN IS KNIFEPROOF
Heroes are the common man, and GL's are literally a police force stationed to protect earth from crime. Hence the GL's do what the common man will and help where people need help and don't just let them die and starve and get raped.
Superman wouldn't know that since he's a spoiled brat born with superpowers.
AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEE DON'T SHOW THEM THISSSS
raised on a Kentucky farmhouse
spoiled brat
Huh?
born with superpowers
given everything he wanted for free without trying hard because Daddy Jor El gave him kryptonian superpowers
He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth, then spoiled baby brat starts crying when people who had to work hard and train start helping out other people in their darkest hours
Who could beat him?
Reminder Batman got Superman's powers and within 24 hours not only became better at using them than Clark did, he stopped every crime and war and wrongdoing across the entire planet.
That's what happens when a human who had to work hard in their life gets superpowers and is grown up enough to do real good with them.
What a crazy bitch
OH NONONONONO...
the tiara wasn't made by gods it was a thank you hat Wonder Woman got from some aliens for helping them out.
Once again Supercucks don't even read the fucking comics they self-insert in
KEKARROOOOOOOOOO
Amazonium is made stronger by a spell from aphrodite you retarded secondary
That tiara is far stronger than a sissy viltrumite knife, and is being thrown by a woman far stronger than any sissytrumite.
not even true, there's two different sources for it
one is the alien thing you mentioned
the other was that it was made in Themyscira and was given to her by her mother
The Dragonfags saying Invinciblefags were behind all the cuckold and NTR spam were proven right since they can’t help but mass reply to an anti-feat post just like all those cuck posts
Huh, broken clock is right twice a day,
Let’s be real, you just googled it 5 minutes ago bruh
I actually feel somewhat bad for actual kratosfags who have to be associated with some of their falseflagging
Your hero isn't a canonical incest rape victim, are they anon?
Ummm....
All they had to do was not cuckpost for one thread but they couldn't control themselves like Kirkman with his fetishes.
neither aphrodite nor any dc god made the tiara, retards. the first explanation was that it was a magic tiara on an island of monsters that let her speak any language. This was retconned later to the current origin that it was Aliens who made it, and speaking any language is a superpower Wonder Woman has and not the tiara.
Neither the retconned one or the current one involve gods making it.
Supercucks as usual lying out their asses in tears about shit they never read.
600 years
That's an awfully short amount of time relative to the scales at which both the Qu and Yakub operate.
It was when kratos posters went crazy about Jane foster smashing Falcon… uhh it sorta just went off from there
I told you that there's been two explanations for where it came from.
One is the alien explanation, and the other is it was made on Themyscira and given to Wonder Woman by her mother.
Either way, it's stronger than viltrumite sissy knives, and being thrown by a woman who is stronger than SISSYtrumites
I thought it was when the Luke self-inserter got cocky and the Kratos posters exposed that his wife fucked a black guy
Canon.
Man, the Qu don't deserve a thread this bad. Honestly, not even Yakub deserves this.
Mark possibly died to a fucking AIDS patient
Could he even beat Superman if he was nerfed with AIDS?
It was never made on Themyscira, Wonder Woman 68 and both its origins says out loud it's from either a Monster Island or Aliens. Wonder Woman's mother never gave it to her.
The current and longest lasting explanation since the 50s is that it was given by aliens.
First you lied about it being made by gods to cope. Now you keep lying about other things about its sources. Get real and stop being such pathetic liars, supercuckolds.
God I hate LIARS
everyone except Supercuck...
And yet that doesn't stop the Tiara from being stronger than viltrumite blades and doesn't change the fact that it's being thrown by someone stronger than a viltrumite.
Which means that if she threw it at WEAKvincible, he'd be beheaded instead of having his throat cut.
Neither of them compare to solar system level heart disease
Yujiro? Immune to ALL diseases and other negative health defects.
He would've tanked the scourge virus btw
You could give him aids and he'd STILL tank the scourge virus.
Diseases and bacterium know to FEAR the Ogre.
The mass reply cuck shit first started with that Lukefag fighting with a Kratosfag, but all the recent cuck spam that’s been plaguing these threads for several days started with a Supermanfag fignting with an Invinciblefag since that Lukefag getting dunked on didn’t lead to multiple threads getting derailed with cuckshit over the course of several days.
desuarchive.org
Cool. Next time say that instead of pathetically lying to cope, you wriggling little worm supercuck.
Why didn't any of the evil marks just fly into space and find another planet with their MFTL speed?
because, just like the OG Mark, they're all retarded
That would only be true if you started with the premise that Invincible is weaker than Superman. We know, thanks to Robert Kirkman and Ryan Ottley, that Invincible is much stronger
They wanted to live out gay cannibal fantasies first
lose the argument
throw a tantrum and push the cuckspam button
Invinciblebros...
Because the strongest of them were unstable fucking idiots
SISSYvincible can't even destroy a planet on without his daddy and Viltrum's biggest race traitors help. Oh yeah, and an alien dude firing a destabilizing ray at the core of the planet.
Superman meanwhile can tow dozens of planets with ease.
Obviously Luke isn’t behind it. Luke is the REAL hero in these threads. He wants justice, not mayhem.
there are still people who will tell you mark can throw you into space after this
One is the alien explanation, and the other is it was made on Themyscira and given to Wonder Woman by her mother
No, the first one was that it was made on XOR ISLAND and Wonder Woman found it herself, the second one only 30 issues later was that Aliens gave it to her as a peace necklace but she chose to wear it as a tiara
God i hate you fucking powerlevelz baby supermanfags talking about shit you never read
Mr Satan tanked universal level attacks, Omni-Man and Mark would explode into chunks if they tried to hit him
True.
And he wants Black BVLLS for his wife to suck
That's a rudimentary feat for a Viltrumite clearly. Superman might be able to beat Oliver...
...'s laundry.
Kratosbros...we've been exonerated....
If Honest Abe can do it....
force persuades you to out yourself as the KEKED and BLACKED spammer all along
All part of the keikaku
My HERO has never been cucked.
KRATOS-SAMA SAVE ME LUKE IS MINDRAPING ME AGAI-AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
… ‘s verse
according to Image comics creators, characters in crossovers are not the 'main' versions and just alternate versions of them
Alternate Omni-Man from this crossover is simply stronger than the main Omni-man from Invincible.
According to cuckposting, where do the Black Bulls from Black Clover scale?
Invincible is Dragon Ball if the cuckolding memes scaled higher than the powerscaling ones.
Superman can barely lift a fat woman
KINGtos scholar…
CH/a/DS
It’s fine bro you’ve got a stronger will than cad bane, luke has the weakest telepathy in fiction
it's really fucking funny how they fume and take posts like this seriously. i honestly wonder how many of you have legit crippling autism
Bulma slobbered all over Zamasu
Chichi never even kissed Goku and tried to fuck Vegeta
Cucks, both of you are Cucks
My hero would never post cuck spam in these halls. Mark on the other hand...
INNOCENTosbro…
Look at how many supermanfags got seriously mad at kirkman for saying his own character is stronger than superman. They literally tried to dox him and sent his family death threats.
Superman/Goku tards are all manchildren.
KEKman is a literal psychopath edgelord who finds the thought of murdering his own mother funny. He has no legal OR moral right to the Superman mythos he stole from.
It happens in this thread too. They get mindbroken over the concept of author statements only when it means THEIR self-insert gets beat up
cbr.com
What Erik Larsen said here works for me
This new line of defence isn't working out, go back to cuckposting invincibros
someone earlier said Kirkman is seven feet and five hundred pounds of solid muscle and one of the resident superfags felt the need to correct it and say he's ackshually only 6 foot 1. they genuinely have no grasp over reality
Superman's plays along with the act to keep up a charade in that comic to keep Lois convinced. He lifts a car in that same comic. You realize this right? You have read the comic right?
So what you’re saying is that Superman is a BOVNDLESS BEAST who has the power to cause harm to individuals who attempt to harm him in the real world? FUARK, do his powers know no bounds?
Invinciblefags can’t cuckpost their enemies now because everyone would immediately notice it’s them
Kek
That’s what happens when you live vicariously through a bland actionfigure powerfantasy for kids until you’re 40
They need to lay low in a vain futile attempt to avoid the cuck spam accusations now
It happened AGAIN with this retard going into damage control mode over someone claiming Superman struggles to lift his fat girlfriend. Why are they so defensive??
Sheesh dude, that’s a little harsh on Kirkman. There’s nothing wrong with him being over 40.
Can we argue about xianxia? Or like anything, man I am so tired of cuckposting, and kratosfags "pretending" to be retarded every half an hour.
ya got exposed son
invinciblefags when they post on /dbg/
Why does anyone need an excuse to post the truth? According to logical scaling, Superman beats Invincible. If someone says otherwise, then it’s not “defensive” or “insecure” to correct them. Just like how it’s “defensive” to tell someone that 11 times 11 is in fact 121, and not 111 like they falsely claim it is.
Post Mark destroying a multiverse, btw.
Kirkman posts here btw
The author of this story literally came forward and said Superman didn’t destroy a multiverse, btw.
Or do author statements suddenly not matter anymore again?
grim
Maybe?
This wank is about 5-6 years out of date. How long has that pic been in your hard drive?
That would explain the blacked spam honestly
the writers and editors both said that The World Forger isn't that strong physically, and Superman never destroyed a multiverse or even destroy a planet, all he did was interrupt a ritual.
Because you no-life terminally-online superhomos kept spamming them with powerlevelz autism and crying how you’ll dox them too and they shot you down in reply
Author statements only matter when they mean MY self-insert for babies wins! If they say they lose then they don’t count!
implying they read anything other than Kirkman's slop
Kratosfags dunk on Invincible
Invinciblefags start cuckposting
Lukefags dunk on Invincible
Invinciblefags started BLACKEDposting
Supermanfags dunk on Invincible
Invinciblefags just make up random shit and call it “bait” to anyone that debunks it, hoping that eventually people stop correcting them and accept the untruth
Feels like Invinciblefags don’t have a genuine argument for beating ANYONE, let alone Superman. Everything is just ad hominem or some weird demoralization propaganda tactic to steer the truth in their direction. Invincible isn’t THAT weak of a verse. Do they genuinely think they can’t beat anyone legitimately, and that’s why they always use fallacious arguments, even when they don’t need to?
It's cuckposting for the sake of cuckposting. They masturbate to this.
Here’s your argument: Superman can’t tank a nuke. Mark busts planets.
Now proceed to ignore this and continue with your schizo delusion victim complex, and probably coming up with a bunch more lies about comics you never read and pathetic copes such as this:
Homelander interacting with this version would be interesting to say the least
Kirkman mandated BBC cuckoldry is the strongest force in the Invincible verse btw
Who would have less aura? Homelander is obviously weaker, but he at least knows how to LOOK intimidating. Meanwhile, Sinister Mark fumbles situations he should easily look superior in, and comes across as more of a loser than he actually is.
You're the only one around here posting about BBC!
See
Superfags once again pretending World FRAUDgr was anything close to multiversal then proceeding to dodge the question
Why are they like this
Mark busts planets.
Goku made the multiverse shake from the shockwaves of his punches. And Superman beats Goku, so he can survive those.
Their internet life is a lie, this is all they have
Fredbear's legs TANKED entire Universe's destruction
What does that make me? God of BVLLs. A God of... Cucks.
Kaguya’s pocket dimensions contain stars, so they’re as big as an entire universe.
So Naruto’s universal, makes sense.
World Forger’s pocket dimensions contain stars, so they’re as big as an entire universe.
NOOOOO SUPERMAN CAN’T DESTROY UNIVERSES! JUST IGNORE ALL THE OTHER UNIVERSAL THREATS HE FIGHTS, LIKE DARKSEID, DOOMSDAY, AND MR MXYZPTLK!!!
Why are Narutciblefags like this?
My wife tanked that in her womb btw
Why are you bringing up Naruto out of nowhere?
Holy fuark....Kaguya solos the invincible verse...
Goku is a hero
Luke...
When?
Archer couldn't handle all of this.
youtube.com
Stelios victims.
…heard Mark say this to him.
Kaguya pocketwank
Doesn’t ever scale to her AP or Durability, so irrelevant.
Mark would've tried to find the nearest populated city to fight in btw
Canon.
Monster Trio victim.
Is he the only character to defeat BBC spammers?
Anon Babble would be better if all deathbattle faggotry was purged from it, its like a cancer
We like mass deaths and genocides in this general
KEKmon sneak
CHADmon truth
Beats a vampire who survived a direct blow from the sun goddess herself
Yup, I think Reimu would solo 90% of all the characters posted here
it's just fun to post out of contex panels from old superman stories. at least they weren't boring like modern ones.
arguing over marvel and dragon ball and invincible when all these verses get soloed by a porn game
what's the point... we'll all job to the inevitable anyways...
How does it feel to know Simon is doomed to job against The white lantern guy?
Alright, gents. New bullshit calcs have arrived.
Ruby is capable of moving at Relativistic and/or FTL speeds using petal burst (keeping up with the furious cat, Ace Ops etc). This (if setting an arbitrary number, say three times the speed of light) would realistically set the impact at an energy rating of 3.24 × 1019 joules or seven gigatons of TNT. For in-universe reasons this was excluded, though out-of-universe it would set her at Continent Level (6-A), or about 1.5x the power of the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs.
Simon doesn't get raped by fat mexicans
Cool Jojo speed feat
In part 7 this guy is shot by a spin powered bullet and his stand saves him from the projectile who was literally touching his face already.
I'm no calcfag but I believe this should at the very least be supersonic maybe more
i just raped luke skywalker.
Kratos isn't a cu-ACK!?
Master Chief scales to THIS? Holy FUARK
The KING
Holy FUARK, as if Kishimoto ripped off Halo.
He’d ask to watch Yoko being fucked by them tho
Mario is truly God-tier.
The three GODS of vidya all in a row
MY KNEES.... THEY'RE BENDING ON THEIR OWN....
Yogiri Takatou victim. She gets raped. Hands down.
I don't see Sonic anywhere
Hell yeah.
He's doing their laundry.
You called?
The Crimson Fucker has entered the chat.
The BARONS of BANKRUPTCY…
effortlessly dismantles a Bowser who scales above multiversal by simply jumping on him
FUARK
ENOOOOUGH. For once and for all, ENTER Team JUSTICE.
All lose to mynt.
Talk about Naruto right the fuck now.
Could the Sonic Heroes beat them?
No Layered Soulhax Resistance Trio
fixed the name for you
The difference is Kaguya’s writer didn’t go “yeah she never destroyed a universe”
His cuck levels are unmatched, no one can surpass a Naruto supported by Raikage.
is this another oc like that superman killer one? stop doing this
Where are you getting this stuff lol
More like the crimson fucked
Tails alone would be on his knees to suck these chads cocks so they would spare SHARTnic after brutally pointing SHITckles into a bloody pool.
Made for BFC
inherited his father's best assets
Kaguya does solo DC tho
Post-Schrodinger makes him everywhere and nowhere at once; literally omnipotent. Reimu can't functionally detect him by body or soul and he can attack from every angle.
Boundary manipulation can't change what she doesn't know or understand, and it isn't passive.
Leve zero release in her ass for comedic effect, or if you want to be boring, go for omnidirectional hound-strike.
Fight over.
They are probably among the strongest characters in fiction if you take into account the thousands of south american and european comic book stories
But does she beat Naruto Kaguya
Post-Schrodinger makes him everywhere and nowhere at once; literally omnipotent.
That's paradoxical omnipresence, not omnipotence.
Leve zero release in her ass for comedic effect, or if you want to be boring, go for omnidirectional hound-strike.
Didn't he have to get rid of all his familiars to become a paradox?
Leave Koji Kabuto and Mazinger...TO ME!
RWBY.
I'm calculating this myself.
Make sure to save your homework so you can share with the class later then.
Didn't he have to get rid of all his familiars to become a paradox?
Nobody said he couldn't re-arm in that time. We don't know how long it's been since ultimate prior to the fight.
Didn't he have to get rid of all his familiars to become a paradox?
Yea, lmao. He can’t do anything other than basic vampire shit, and if that doesn’t work on his opponent then he’s fucked until they get bored or mind wipe him, something he has no natural resistance to.
He literally cannot have Familiars because they’re another soul inside of him, you stupid fuck. If he accepts another soul he disappears again.
Every god in touhou is omnipresent, Reimu already understands that, and she can perceive and interact with nameless gods. Her intuition is almost prescience and clairvoyance and works even on attacks she doesn't see coming without conscious thought from her, she can teleport away from his attacks or become immune with fantasy nature.
Nope. He still has paradox omnipotence. He could just summon a gun inside Reimu's skull and pull the trigger.
Yeah but that means his heavy hitter familiars like the giant hound - which is irreplaceable - are kinda just gone.
In fairness, we saw Schrodinger literally just...appear inside Zorin's literal 'my life is flashing before my eyes' vision to lecture her. If Alucard can do that he could literally just schizo people to death.
Except he can’t do that because that isn’t how his new immortality works. That isn’t even how Schrödinger worked, have you watched Hellsing??
Omnipresence and omnipotence are not the same thing, sir.
Every god in touhou is omnipresent, Reimu already understands that, and she can perceive and interact with nameless gods.
Just noticed I was using "omnipotence" instead of "omnipresence. I'm ungodly tired, you have my apologies. What you didn't account for is that Alucard doesn't share an omnipresence with her nameless Gods, who she still understands. Not to mention, if you teleport away with something inside of you, that thing comes with you.
I just noticed. Again, forgive me. Sleepy.
reimu tanks that, then just uses her own omipotence to erase him from both existence AND non-existence.
His immortality allows him to manifest anywhere, so let me say that instead of "summon". My apologies again.
Go to bed anon, you can present arguments for Alucard fighting a magical girl when you wake up.
There's where you're wrong; we aren't given a durability for her brain; just her in general. Give me an example of someone trying to manifest something inside of her.
Ehh, I don't wanna. Lemme see if I can pick myself up first.
Alucard can kill Your Hero with the power of schizophrenia
Very thematic for /dbg/.
Holy shit this debate was messy as fuck. Yeah, his omnipresence is a counter to literally everything Reimu could use, so he just schizos her to death.
I became functionally retarded there for a moment. Jesus Christ, reading back on this is making me cringe.
his omnipresence is a counter to literally everything Reimu could use
???
youkai are quantum fluctuations and reimu can easily permakill them. he has literally no defences against her
In an alternate timeline, Toriyama would have remembered Bulma had shrinking technology and shrunk down the cast to let them fight the virus. Then the Android Saga would have had two Cells to fight.
And were also canon, since the Garlic Jr Saga doesn't happen in canon.
It is actually really interesting in the original Japanese, Goku completely drops his hick accent during his first ascension as a Super Saiyan.
for years /dbg/ has been death battle's greatest enemy
death battle makes kratos win
immediately mindbreaks the threads permanently beyond any hope of recovery
Swan won.......
>for years /dbg/ has been death battle's greatest enemy
DMC bros ... Out wholesome PoC demons just want to live in peace doing hell Communism and punching hecking bigots
W-why is the racist anime elf about to wipe them all in a instant?
I still don’t understand this comparison because there are about ten billion mangas and anime where the demons or demonic stand-ins aren’t the baddies and it’s someone else who’s pulling the strings. Using Frieren demons to say that all demons are bad is quite literally “baby’s first anime” shit.
Demons are le good
Idk who any of these people are. Where is Goku?
Why are you using Frieren as an example? Who are you even arguing with?
In the long term it is even possible that Frieren's demons do get a path to redemption since demons apparently have souls, which is a quality that is distinct from other monsters.
vsbattles.com
So I might have stumbled upon the origin point for some of the current 'meta' of battleboarding that elevates fancalcs as gospel.
It’s literally a Twitter meme where people…compare the demons from the DMC anime, a completely different entity from the games…to Frieren’s demons, an entirely different series because………….
Yeah I don’t know why people think that there isn’t going to be a big tweest where some Demons, if not all Demons, aren’t actually that bad. Especially considering that right now, humans are the ones making a plot to kill the strongest mage in the world cause blah blah blah o my status quo. Hell, Macht was, for the most part, not even that evil and enjoyed hanging with the royal family.
Fancalcs predate this thread by 7 years anon, you're late to the party.
he doesn't know about OBD
I was mostly going off of the site owner being in this thread, is there an earlier example of it being affirmed on VSBW?
I am always going to favor: Feats > WoG > Scaling > Statements > Fancalcs
Feats > Statements
If you don’t include written feats under the “Feats” or “WoG” umbrella then your list is fraudulent.
People always did that
By this logic Sherlock Holmes is omnipotent
The problem with Frieren demons is that they're all retarded. They have no reason to be antagonistic to humans at all and some have in fact decided to AVOID humans to not get killed, but for some fucking reason no demon has made the leap from that to not eating humans even if they have everything to gain and nothing to lose.
yes sherlock holmes beats goku
Are you implying he isn't?
There are no pure evil races, just full retard races
They're going to give Cortana Galaxy level simply because she scales to the Forerunner
Pitting entire civilizations against one person should really count as outside help
Post Forerunners destroying a galaxy.
She can permakill him if she knows where he is. She's fought omnipresent beings before, but she doesn't know that he's omnipresent and provided she moves to confront him over some petty shit like in the beginning of a proper death battle, he would probably kill her with the exact method I'd mentioned; disappear, followed by jackal inside of her skull. It's in Alucard's personality to just do away with motherfuckers easy if they annoy him and Integra doesn't have any qualms - and in this case, as far as he's aware, she's just a random jobber.
If we're using the argument that she can't be touched, remember; Schrodinger could appear anywhere-anywhere. He could potentially (unconfirmed) show up in alternate worlds or higher dimensions, etc as long as he doesn't lose track of who he is. Presuming again that Alucard has access to all of that, he already knows everything about Reimu, meaning he could also act based on that knowledge.
While it's fully in Reimu's power to kill Alucard, she wouldn't be able to figure him out fast enough without prep-time, which kinda defeats the point of a death battle.
They casually use infinite multiverses as fuel.
Instead of a FRAUD like superjobber we should get a TRVE HERO
plants draw on the sun for power
STAR LEVEL PLANTS
I just remembered the ending to ultimate; Alucard had to kill his alternate selves. This means that yes, alternate realities are accessible to him. Reimu is fucked on every level. King Dracc takes the throne.
Wow,all that and he lost to Dio.
What a fraud
Retarded posts like this is how we know the demon's adaptations would have worked irl
Aborting
They are using the multiverses as fuel by destoying them. Plants don't destroy the sun when absorbing sunlight. Forerunner are boundless beings.
Sorry, nevermind again. I'm misremembering.
I am confused, what exactly are you trying to say?
the smurfs vs the fraggles, who wins and why
They didn't use the strongest version of him, moron. The strongest version's what we're discussing here.
There was a time that Psychoku actually happened in canon and it was against the Rabbit Gang.
Actually he won first in another fanfiction show
b-but death ba-
You dont seriously put stock in them do you?
Sonic does beat Goku tho
If we go by Finno-Korean hyper war scaling it's implied he might have 4d chess planned the war. even with conservative scaling, he is responsible for wiping out Mecca's 1st civilization.
He couldn't even beat Invincible, so not that strong
can MY PRINCE's prostate survive the BRVTAL FUARKING ONSLAUGHT of FEMININE PENIS?!?!?
You mean OMM?
The one that was on Death Battle?
They didn’t use Schrödinger because it would’ve been irrelevant since Al would never be able to touch DIO and he’d still be able to get mind raped into subservience.
B-but they didn't used the strongest versi-
B-but Alucard won in another sho-
Doesn't matter, Alucard lost
NTR enjoyers are chads
You're really overestimating how seriously people take the opinions of a show that made Kratos vs Asura.
Alucard manifests inside of Dio without warning.
Dio go boom.
So did Dio
Kratos and Dio won,sorry.
And both lost
This image? Irrefutable canon.
Kirkman's fetishes at least led to diet Maker
Alucard manifests inside of Kratos without warning.
Kratos go boom.
It really is that easy, chat.
So since Doomguy is going to sleepwalk win through this fight, what will be the next one?
You can talk about the MUs but don't pretend this show actually has any legitimacy among the casual or niche crowd. Hardly anybody treats anything from it like 'canon' in even the most loosest sense of the term.
I'd suggest posting webms showcasing the feat in question so people know what the fuck you're talking about my dude.
Smurfs smurf due to Papa Smurf's smurfing Smurf Magic. Get Smurfed, FAGgles.
Alucard manifests.
Doomguy go boom.
Next jobber, please.
All Invincible girls are made for Bulletproof's BBC, especially Amanda and Amazon original OC Rae.
So since Doomguy is going to-GUH!
Do I even need to say it?
Bulletproof go boom.
Kirkman is a based edgelord, and we need more Maker clones like Robot from him.
Alu-
THE WORLD.
So true,so true.Anyhow, Kratos and Dio won,it can't be helped I suppose.
misspelling ZA WURLDO
You had one job.
this is what browns consider compelling fiction
Lost first
Indeed
Rudy's stolen dick is inferior to BBC, as usual
Becould repell it with his magnets
He should've rented Kratos' BBC
True. Omni-Man also beat the SHIT out that faggot SISSYan Bardock. That was cool.
What was Bulletproof's problem? Didn't he try to get with Eve too?
A cuckold taking out his aggression on everyone is funny at least.
You browns sure like cuckshit. I'm glad my HERO has an undeniably faithful and HOT wife who gave him many children. It sure is nice to bad a BASED manga enjoyer and not a pathetic brown comic KEKIE.
solos JOBiltrum empire
You mean Cuckbert Cuckman, right?
reimu is so STRONG that those who argue against her get impostor syndrome and decide they are too dumb to argue, holy fuark
That's boring wish fulfillment
The majority of all tr/a/nime viewers and manga pretenders are brown.
Yes. I bet he also gets his bussy widened by his bulls.
some cringe jewish faggot wrote this
fantasy nature isn't an alternate reality you absolutely demented idiot. since you used this argument i'll just assume everything you said is lies and reimu just blitzes him before he does any of that shit.
Macht was, for the most part, not even that evil and enjoyed hanging with the royal family.
He "enjoyed" hanging up with humans as much as a Gorilla understands sign language.
The whole point of that arc was to showcase how man and demon can't coexist, you might spend a lifetime with a demon thinking they are your friends but all it takes is a single day for him to murder your entire family without hesitation.
Macht not only failed to feel anything after betraying the kingdom and his "best friend" but he also realized "well I can try again with a different group of humans" he never stopped thinking like a demon and can't understand the value of human lives at all
Maybe it's because... They need to eat to survive?
Stop engaging with this cringe beggar.
Which Link is the strongest?
Yes.
Death Battle are their own worst enemy. It's why their views are in decline.
Alukek is getting uppity
My Queen fodderizes the entire Hellsing verse btw
I need to see Devilman wipe that bitch out
Omnipresence isn't exactly something you can avoid by existing differently from others.
PISSBROS
Master Chief wins after his post nut clarity is activated.
While wearing Mark's superior costume too
Bro wishes he was Mark so bad
She is going to hard carry.
Crimson fucker cant stop winning, jeez.
more making up how other's abilities work
with her intuition she just teleports away from the spot where he's going to attack then one-shots him. doesn't even need fantasy nature. DONE.
I see no reason why you're so worked up over this. It's just your fictional girlfriend- I mean... a fictional character.
That being said, he's manifested inside of her. You're moving him with you by teleporting. Without this mystical everything ability that you don't care to explain, you're kinda cooked.
They wouldn't do that.
They wouldn't have someone's AI/Robot Assistant completely steal the spotlight from the titular character.
...right?
A single Cacodemon. Is all it would take ti solo the Haloverse.
Suicide Grunt victim.
Clrtana hard carries Chief all the time. It's part of his luck factor. Chief always has what he needs to survive and win. When he doesn't have cortana and fails he usually gets lucky and escapes. Chief is luck man.
aieeeeeee save me Cortana-sama yamete kudosai this is BASE doomslayer I'm up against
*VEGA rapes her*
Chief proceeds to blitz Doomsissy without even needing Mjolnir
This before or after he gets sliced in half by the Crucible?
Implying Doomslug will even land a single blow on THE Chief
Okay so since you didn't define it, I looked it up. It's basically concept embodiment. With her existing as long as there's people to have faith in her, Alucard could just manifest everywhere and start murdering the believers before he gets to her. Following that, the execution method is the same.
she'd dodge an instant BEFORE he attacks, or in exactly the same instant, she can instinctively use her powers without even knowing what is attaking her
and fantasy nature makes her unaffected by anything, it's not extradimensional travel or stuff like that
When is the rematch? Knuckles now has the flames of disaster and his super form.
you won the "make up how fantasy nature works" olympics, i had never heard of that one before
Oh, then there's nothing in the way. The way Alucard materializes is by envisioning himself somewhere, and he can be in multiple places at once. This means he can murder all of Reimu's followers at once, then envision his hand, jackal in it, inside of her brain. The fight ends in milliseconds.
Well explain how your girlfriend is invulnerable, by all means.
explain how fantasy nature is "concept embodiment" and how reimu is empowered by faith first, i really want to hear this now
I said to stop engaging with this cringe beggar. Now more cringe is being enabled.
since you are making up how reimu's powers work i'm just gonna assume alucard can't actually do that and you're making up that too. also reimu one shots him before he can think with her infinite speed.
new Touhou book casually giving Sakuya Omnipotence
A normal day in Gensokyo
This argument is akin to
Alucard resists mind control because he killed himself a bunch
Oh. It's just flight.
You mean to tell me you've been trying to challenge omnipresence with basic magic shit this entire time? Like- I looked this up on ChatGPT.
Goddamn...... Dio gets to plap THAT!?
needing ChatGPT to construct your arguments for you
Could Sonic beat Bowser?
This is just sad, Alposter.
i though alucard was supposed to make his opponent go schizo (unless that's made up by chatgpt too, which is likely), not his supporters
The AI initially read this off to me like it was some kind of trump card, but that's when I asked without the search function. I was fully prepared for Al to smoke a God, but Reimu's even more of a jobber than I expected. Jeez.
I use it to look things up because it's easier than reading the snoozefest that is touhou lore, but go off.
Goddamn...... Dio gets pegged by THAT!?
This is extremely funny, I bet he feels cool like his edgy hero now lmao
omnipotence is just the ability to be everywhere at once, according to chatgp... hellsing lore.
Yakub is too smart to allow himself to come within the sights of the shooter.
le edgy...
Go back, faggot. There's no updoots here.
Did Sonic change his name to Mario?
That was me being tired. I assure you, I managed the books for Alucard's end of the debate.
go back
Al is literally the quintessential Reddit edgelord vampire, dude.
Is it weird that I have spiritual loyalty to Yakub?
admits it with his native knowledge
Go back or kill yourself, faggot.
He's a fictional character, and you're spitting venom at a real person over him because you couldn't win an internet argument.
all this Reimu vs Alucard argument
Reimu stat stomps and Haxrapes
Her spell cards not only don't obey the laws of physics but she could also defeat the likes of Satori (Youkai who can read and control minds) and Koishi (Youkai who only exists in your subconscious and you can't perceive her or remember her the moment she stops interacting with you)
Similarly she also beat Mai who can drain mental energy. Mindhax won't affect her as easily
There's a reason why they call him OMNIPOTENTos
It's time for a KEK BATTTTTLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I told you all not to engage this cringe attention seeking retard.
I have said nothing negative about this entire debate. You’re talking to a different guy.
native knowledge
Nah. It’s just something you can tell by looking at Hellsing fans.
CANON!!!!
i-i was just tired when i copypasted chatgpt telling me alucard is literally omnipotent
What about Power Man vs Yakub?
Alucard's hax counter Reimu's entirely in fucking nanoseconds with the strategy I've listed. You're right about a drawn-out battle, but he'd be retarded to let that happen with what he sees and knows.
no, reimu can dodge omnipresent attacks and your babbling about concept embodiment and followers is just made up hallucinations.
Power Scaling 101
- Pick a character you like
- Always argue that he beats every other character
- Never give any concessions
- Keep arguing until the opposition gives up (because then you win)
people would have been more permissive of DIO winning, under a few circumstances. If they cut out some of the bullshit. Namely...
Dio hypnotizing Alucard to eject his souls or Schrödinger - nonsense, no basis for that.
Dio being able to regenerate indefinitely from Alucard’s ocean of blood - no. That’s no ordinary blood, those are Alucard’s familiars. Dio would die quicker if he tried jabbing his fingers into Al and absorbing that blood.
What happens if the opposition doesn’t give up?
nonsense, no basis for that.
Someone with Alucard’s essence was literally bending the knee to mental attacks until Al TOLD her to TURN ON her anti-mental attacks ability, and even then there’s no reason to assume that it somehow protects from mental control because the Third Eye is specifically used to see the unseen and the truth and whatnot, it isn’t a specific defense against all mind shenanigans.
Simply put, Al has zero showcasings or abilities that allow him to resist mental domination. There’s no reason why DIO using mind control wouldn’t work.
I always imagine full detailed fights between whatever characters are being posted and discussed here
The outerversal lunch box...
Yes, the babbling was because I didn't know the definition of your ability and you refused to define, so I looked it up with an AI engine.
As for dodging omnipresent attacks, no. Not because it's physically impossible, but because it's impossible in general. You can't dodge something that's everywhere at once.
Yes. That's sort of the thing - plus Alucard is no normal vampire. He wouldn't be mind-controlled because he's spent a very long time in the business; longer than Dio by a few hundred years.
Don't see Sonic winning
reimu can.
Seras is a jobber, therefore Alucard must be
What? You can’t seriously think this didn’t sound retarded when you typed that out, right?
Not even Super Neo Metal Sonic could take down BEASTser, what makes you think regular Sonic (a less cool and less powerful Metal Sonic) has a chance?
Read the entire post before replying. My point was that Al has zero showcasings of him resisting mental control, and the only time someone close to him is depicted fighting off against something mental adjacent, she’s LOSING to it and could only resist it with an anti-ILLUSION ability.
You misheard them, he's called IMPOTENTos
You keep going.
Because he can be everywhere at once?
Hey retardo, you know Alucard can mind control, right? You really think fucking fag boy Dio could MC the 500 year old eldritch monster? Lmao.
Why didn’t he just MC Jonathan/Jotaro and instantly kill them? Is he stupid?
There's a reason why they call him OMNIPO-ACK!
Can we be totally serious here?
Why did Kratos win even though all of his feats and his fucking creators say otherwise.
If you say anything like “Godtos” or anything of that nature I’m going to do something very regrettable
Because Kratosjeets gaslit the entire internet into thinking Fraudtos has "lore" that makes him niggerversal when there actually isn't any and what we see in the game is the lore.
Death Battle is 90% engagement farming for autistic fanboys. If they decide that a certain outcome is somehow better for the brand, the facts don't matter.
Jonathan
Hamon counters it and protects him, there's too much of a risk trying to do that when your opponent is using your natural counter
Jotaro
DIO is the one that can hypnotize, meaning he would need to get a bit closer to Jotaro, and with Star Platinum in the middle that's not happening, same for the flesh buds, SP is precise enough to snipe them before they reach Jotaro
Hamon counters it
No it doesn't.
I ask again, retard: Why didn't Dio just MC Jonathan and instantly kill him? Could it be that... he fucking can't do it on anyone with a strong will?
tfw the bandits throw rocks
I have to assume it's this, Kratos is very popular among the mainstream gaming audience and reddit loves him whereas Asura is very niche by comparison and a literally who to that same audience, so they'd get more engagement by having Kratos win even if it didn't really make any sense
I basically treat that episode as the equivalent of a sponsored episode where you recognize it as rigged and move on
Literally just lore wank and people creating fanfiction from novels that basically no one but autistic powerscalers care about. He can be sub-wall level on screen but if some obscure cookbook says he’s boundless+++, guess what people will latch onto?
fucking fag boy
Okay, first off remind me: Who got raped, Alucard or DIO? That’s what I thought.
Anyways, you haven’t presented a reason how or why DIO wouldn’t be able to control Al. “He also has mind control” isn’t an argument when his opponent is massively faster and far more mobile thanks to being able to time stop.
Why didn’t he just MC Jonathan/Jotaro and instantly kill them
Because he respected Johnathan majorly and never wanted to disrespect him again. And as for Jotaro, he never got the chance because he was fighting someone who was as fast as and as strong as him. Nice wanna be gotcha.
You fucked up
Dio has literally never mind controlled anyone except a feeble crying woman.
H-he didn’t MC Jonathan and Jotaro because [HEADCANON]
So you have no argument, as expected. Glad we agree that Dio can’t MC the eldritch monster.
lowest viewcount in three seasons
average viewcounts dwindling even faster
Yeah, and how'd this 'engagement farming' work out for them?
DIO controlled two people. That’s a number larger than 0, aka the same amount of times Al has resisted mind control.
headcanon
He tells Johnathan to his face that he respects him, and Jotaro was fighting evenly with DIO the entire time. He didn’t have the chance to do any sort of mental fuckery. Also, why didn’t you answer my question? Who got raped? Who got turned into a woman? I can post those scenes if you’d like.
's second-in-command.
Pretty well considering that they’re an over decade long channel built off of a niche concept and have outlived two of their parent companies while still doing well.
Dio controlled two weak willed normies so he can totally control the shadow monster that survived being divided by zero
Most blatant no-limits fallacy I’ve ever seen in these threads.
answer the question
Alucard being raped as a child doesn’t make him a fag. Dio dressing like a queer and wearing lipstick while lying naked in bed with Pucci does make him one, though.
Smarter than davros, dumber than the mekon.
Can I make the next thread?
I don't know, can you?
What characters do you think that Death Battle end up fundamentally misunderstanding from the framework that they analyze characters through?
Superman is probably the number one example, but I'm sure there are others.
DIO having a fashion sense and hanging out with his straight priest friend while also fucking women around the globe makes him gay
Al getting ass fucked multiple times in his life and cosplaying as a woman doesn’t make him gay
Okay…I’m still waiting for Al mind control resistance feats.
Clark and Kara out on patrol
Mark comes screaming out of the blue and slams into Clark's chest
Mark explodes into a shower of gore and shattered bone
Clark just floating there wondering what the fuck just happened
Kara, covered in Mark's guts, alternating between screaming and barfing
pretty well considering [past things irrelevant to this discussion]
Do DBtards really?
Waiting on Dio’s resistance feats too, fagboy.
Mara who canonically hates lando
who expressy said nothing actually happened with lando
Do you read the acutal books or just source guides?
I think Superman's the only one they ever got right.
He doesn’t have any lmao, but neither does Al, and DIO is still faster and has way more abilities that allow him to land mind control. Soooooooooo, can you explain why getting ass fucked and becoming a woman isn’t gay?
And again, this was before she and luke were even a couple. If anything Luke cucked lando and then married her and got her pregnant.
You could joke about how eu luke's dick is so posionous it kills any woman it comes in contact with it given how all his gfs died.
Dio has no feats to suggest he could MC someone like Alucard, he couldn’t even use it on his biggest enemies.
Can you explain to me why lying in bed naked with another dude, wearing lipstick and having man-servants that dress like fags isn’t gay? Something you want to come out of the closet about to the class?
Stand proud /dbg/, you're strong
His feats of him mentally controlling people are what suggests that he can mentally control Al, someone who has shown zero resistances towards mental control. Didn’t =/= couldn’t, I already told you why he didn’t against Johnathan and Jotaro.
Also it wouldn’t be gay because 1. Pucci was straight 2. DIO was plowing ladies across the world 3. He doesn’t dictate how his minions dress and 4. He wasn’t naked. You can call it homoerotic sure, but if you think they were banging that says a lot more about you than anyone else, especially considering that you save images of transvestites on your phone. Anyways, you haven’t answered my previous question.
That’s called a NLF, you retard.
My sword has never failed to cut through metal made of steel, therefore I could cut adamantium!
This is your argument. Don’t reply to me again, JoJoDOG.
All these pokemon? No-diff Kratos.
You sound mad. Can I see some images of Alucard not getting ass fucked, not turning into a woman, OR resisting mind control?
New thread
Super Sonic could beat Super Neo Metal.
not to mention Al is 400+ years older than Dio in total and sifted through millions of souls to find his identity again...