What a little bitch

I don't really blame the guy. I just see this as a strange flop of an episode. The dude was cool and managed to attract a few girls' interest, but the episode suggests that talking to more than one girl is cheating. He had just met most of them! Honestly, back in the days when malls and picking up girls were more common, you'd be lucky to get a few girls' numbers in a day.

You'd go on dates with them, and if you had a good vibe, you'd choose one to be your girlfriend. The odds of them liking you or you liking them were usually pretty low. I don't understand how him taking the first step toward finding a girlfriend is viewed negatively. This may be why there’s an epidemic of boys who are afraid to talk to women. As apparently talking to a girl unprompted or picking them up/hitting on them is portrayed as nearly a sin.

It wouldn't really be such an issue if Mable wasn't constantly pulling similar shit.

Girls are allowed to do that

And that's why society is collapsing

Mabel and her friends would've either been supportive or view him as competition

mabel gives him shit for talking to too many girls at once

meanwhile mabel

Afraid of failing in bed with the young hookers he orders, Uncle Stan used hormones. He transpired hormones, and the constant close contact with the kids led to Mable's puberty triggering early and her getting constantly horny.

He should stop using the hormones to stop the issue.

Kindly stay in Mexican forums your dirty spic.

Dipperfags... THIS is your hero?

dipper got somewhere with the girls. Mable got nowear with the boys

Really this is kind of exactly the point a lot of fans make. Dipper is a good brother, kid and respectful he really gets shit on a lot in the show for stuff mabel does as well. Mabel literally in one episode is stated to hit on every boy she sees but dipper just tries to talk to girls without really knowing what he wants next but having some intentions is vilified. An candy is the weirdest as she doesn't even officially do the whole "give number" part she just starts thinking dipper is cool because other girls find him appealing.
Exactly, she really does way worse and is a lot more annoying/aggressive about it.

Because she's annoying.

I feel like this scene was almost blatantly ripped from an episode of FOP where Timmy messes up Tootie's birthday or something to that effect.

ngl this episode had an aura of subtle racism in it, in particularly against WMAF
That's what happens when you let the real racists (democrats) write.
There was really no discernable reason Dipper would rejected Candy otherwise.

Yeah

talks about "reasoning"

still chooses to write this

Emma Sue should've become a recurring character. Probably would've, but the manlet backed out of season 3 so he could pursue a lenghty career of doing nothing but whining about Trump on twitter.

Kindly

Rahesh...

What feminism does to a mf

They're not short shorts, but they're above the knee

Ok this made me have a devious idea, just same show but dipper is into boys. He actually pulls guys easily and it makes mabel seethe to no end.

Mabel has a crush on the cutest boy in school "skylar" and today she'll confess

Mabel: H-HI *hiccups* SkYl-ar, h...ow ya doing?

Mabel can't hide her blush practically shoves the note into skylar's chest

Skylar:uhhhh what's th-

Mabel is already booking it down the hall

Mabel is hiding around corners looking at skylar trying to see when he'll read and reply to her note

Dipper sees the obvious girl hiding behind her hair, rolling his eyes a bit

Dipper: So you asked the boy out I assume.

Mabel:shhhhhhhh *pushing her finger on his lips* you'll give away my hiding spot dipper......and yes

Dipper: So did he say yes and are you just a stalker girlfriend, or did he say no and he will be on the first 48 next week.

Mabel: hahaha I'm not a stalker..........this time. Just waiting on him to reply

Dipper: Well you know if he hasn't already, then he probably isn't going to say yes

Mabel smugly smirks and giggles

Mabel: see but I rigged it, he has to go out with me

Dipper: I.....don't think that's how asking out works?

Mabel: Oh dipper you wouldn't get it, you're like the mabel of today boyfriendless but soon I shall become, A WOMAN!!!

Mabel emphasizing the last part, shouting to the heaven while raising her fist with crazed eyes

Dipper just shook his head at his fantastical twin, but was a bit peeved at her analogy

Dipper: Be careful mabel, think he might not "have" heard you. Also what do you mean by that other part?

Mabel: Dipper Dipper Dipper, you are the beta twin. You don't understand the importance of love and pitching whoo. Sadly all the looks went to me, and I'm more desireable while you are more of a ............hmmm

Dipper a tad annoyed: a loner *said through gritted teeth*

Mabel: Ah that's it A GROSS NERD

Dipper:What! are you kidding me mabel, also you think you are better than me at getting dates. Last week mabel I saw you make a boy cry because you through a glitter gram in his face

Mabel: Come on he's fine now

Dipper: MABEL HE HAS ASTHMA NOW!

Dipper points to Kevin still a bit caked in glitter and using a inhaler

Kevin: The glitter still burns

Mabel: w-w-well you know what dipper, you'll see I'll get with Skylar and you'll die old an alone as a spinster

Dipper:....I-I don't think you know what that word means, but FINE! I'll show you

Dipper walks away in a huff

Mabel giggles as she sees her brother heated face

Mabel: Oh YeAh Go ShOw mE dIpP........er

Her smug expression drops into dread when, she sees dipper walking up to Skylar and taps him on his shoulder

She watches in confusion then horror as she sees it

Dipper introduces himself, and then they get into a light friendly banter.

Then she sees it Skylar blush and dippers smug cute smirk as gives Skylar a light nudge.

Mabel just watched in shocked and horror, her eyes welling up a bit

Dipper looked over at her the whole time, she mouthed "d-dipper please no"

Dipper gives her a knowing wink

Then she sees it, Skylar face beet red as dipper grabs his hand and walks home with him

Mabel is left alone in sweater town

Idk why I got so obsessed with this idea, not even the usual way I make greens kek

just same show but dipper is into boys

Fuck off, queer.

How to be like Dipper?

I didn't even suggest the initial idea?

Still made gay shit.

Kid Wendy, but not a redhead

Dipper and Pacifica is just peak wish fulfillment. The reality is no matter how badly Anon Babble wants to goon, Dipper is pretty much non compatible with most of the girls in this show but Wendy and Pacifica specifically because Dipper is a minimalist and Wendy is too old.

Dipper is destined to either find a woman his own age or pretty much end up exactly like Ford where he was so roped up into science and exploration that a relationship is out of the question.

lmao