lost or banned episode of beloved cartoon
but with le hyper realistic blood and gore
Creepypastas were always shit.
Lost or banned episode of beloved cartoon
I distinctly remember watching an episode of a show on Cartoon Network called "My Gym Partner's a Monkey" that was off. I was watching CN on the old-fashioned box television in my room while my parents were at work, and I ended up being one of the first few people to see an episode of My Gym Partner's a Monkey that's no one's ever watched before. It's called:
JAKE IS DEAD
I thought it was a joke, but the episode opened with a funeral featuring all the animals from the animal school, Jake's human girlfriend from the human school, Ingrid the giraffe, and...Grim from Billy and Mandy. Why was Grim there? I'm assuming he was there to take Jake's soul to hell.
Then, the intro began playing, and it was creepy. It appeared normal, but Jake wasn't there. Well, he died. I didn't really think much of this while munching on a tall Slim Jim. Mmmm, processed meat snacks. I totally won't be getting cancer later in life if I ate more of these.
After the theme song, the episode actually began with Adam sitting at a table in the cafeteria. His friends: Ingrid Giraffe, Lupe Chicken, Slips Python, and Windsor Gorilla slowly walked on over to Adam's side in attempt to comfort him. Adam wept for a full minute, sound almost hyper realistic. We get a close up of Adam as he looks toward his friends, attempting to smile with the most hyper realistic face ever. It was the face of Fred Figglehorn from the Fred Youtube channel.
It was Fred! Fred from the famous Youtube channel, Fred! I was ecstatic to see Fred on Cartoon Network!!! Fred!!!!
man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much"
"what is it honey?"
"our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel."
"ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen."
"good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"
so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"
the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.
Creepypastas worked when cartoons were actually beloved
The episode continued, cutting from Fred Adam's face to a brief scene of Jake trying to hook up The Pretties, a trio composed of Latanya Hippo, Margaret Rhino, and Joanie Ox. Jake took them to his home to watch a movie and play video games. But everything went horribly wrong when they all tried to get together on Jake's new totally not stolen from Walmart sofa. Jake was crushed painfully by Joanie and Margaret but then died almost instantaneously when Latanya hopped into the air and did a cannonball onto the sofa. The flashback scene ended with a loud, resounding crunch following by Jack screaming "oh no my bones!" before totally going silent.
Adam continued to cry, cry, cry, cry, cry and cry. His crying reached a fever pitch until a white ghastly figure resembling a spider monkey appeared Infront of him. It was Jake ghost spidermonkey. I was almost dumbfounded. Jake was going to be a ghost now? This is an awful way to teach kids about death, in retrospect.
THOOM!
My eyes darted toward the window in my room facing the backyard and I ran toward it, only to discover The pretties, now hyper realistic walking animals on two legs, destroying my dad's shed and my tree house. They were wearing clothes you'd see out of The Matrix.
I saw them, and they saw me. We exchanged awkward looks before they ran off, clumsily crashing through various fences, trees, and homes throughout the neighborhood. I, still trying to process the episode and three fat animal bitches fucking up my backward, bit into another extra-large slim jim.
I stuck to playing Halo on my XBOX for the rest of the night. I've had enough cartoons. But I never had enough slim jims.
And then zoomers made them shittier with the gay analog thing
You're a gay analog thing
The one about the Aristocrats corrupted version started off kinda cool, implying there was a secret group making these edits, but lost me with the german animator guy being into le occult and shit.
nu-SCP is fucking lame now once they started allowing cartoon shit like creepypastas. there should be a global rule to ban fanfic horror from being labeled as horror stories.
fake as fuck creepypasta episodes still mogged by any average Courage The Cowardly Dog episode
Creepypastas were always shit.
Yes, yes they were
Yes.
There’s a story about a "lost" episode of Seinfeld floating around the internet. The episode was supposed to air around season six, but it was mysteriously cut. The “official” story about it was that it featured Elaine purchasing a firearm after being mugged, but many elements about this episode were never revealed until recently. NBC Executives refused to officially report on it until the Seinfeld season six DVD commentary. I have the tape, but as someone who works within NBC, I unfortunately can’t reveal my sources.
I work at the GE building in Rockefeller Plaza, and I have access to their digital archives. That’s as much as I can divulge. We have the entire original Seinfeld series in multiple formats, including original reels and VHS tapes. I noticed an episode with the production code “607” was missing from the tape set, and it was relocated in a set of old news reels. The replacement episode “The Mom and Pop Store” was filmed a season later to replace the missing episode. It is oddly titled “The Mason”.
The episode starts out as normal, with Jerry’s apartment, but the camera is much more steady. Jerry walks out as though he’s been drugged and remarks that all of his family and friends have been dying lately. His buzzer rings and it’s George. George runs up, half crying, and tells Jerry he’s seen something terrible. He’s mumbling and stuttering for about five minutes until he can form a sentence. There are still pauses for humor, but there is no audience or laugh track. George informs Jerry that planes have crashed into the twin towers due to a terrorist attack on New York.
Jerry turns on the news and you can see modern footage of the 9/11 attacks, all pre-filmed several years beforehand. George says that isn't the worst part: Elaine and Kramer were in the towers at the time of the bombing. What proceeds is a graphic and explicit phone call of screaming and crying. Kramer says that something terrible has happened, and that Elaine is dead. He screams about how there’s no air in the building, and that he’s burning to death, and that he’s going to jump.
The camera cuts to live footage of a man falling from the twin towers. George looks genuinely upset and says, “I’m sorry Larry, but I can’t go through with this.” He tries to walk off the set, but people stop him and push him towards the stage. He walks out Jerry’s prop window and you can hear him calling his agent.
There’s a lot of mumbling, and you can see candles being lit behind the stage. Jerry goes over to the bookcase and pulls it aside, revealing a ceremonial black table with candles, a dinner plate, and a strange box. There is a Masonic symbol against black cloth just outside where the fake stage window would be. Jerry says some weird things in a foreign dialect, and one cut of the camera shows a poster of Barack Obama (this episode originally aired in 1995).
The scene ends with Jerry waking up in bed, as though it’s all a nightmare. Kramer comes in and asks if Jerry has seen a lizard. Jerry laughs and says, “We are the lizards,” and the camera zooms slightly. His eyes become slivered, like almonds.
The tape is only seven minutes long, and what proceeds is just twenty minutes of dead air. If you continue watching to the end, it seems there are three more news reports tacked on. The first is about an outbreak of swine flu, the second about a train bombing, and the third...
squidward one was the one that scared me the most as a kid and i grew up to respect it
was underrated as fuck at the time while sonic.exe was king shit, sure it was trash but it was my trash
squidward finally actually appears in the show while sonic.exe is laughed and mocked with the og writer being exposed as a manchild pedo
I WON.
was underrated as fuck at the time
come on dude...
I saw an episode of Futurama that scared me
I had a copy of it on my hard drive that read "Fry.mov"
I opened it and it had Fry staring at me and bleeding with bloodshot eyes
He looked at me angrily and commanded me to turn off the episode
the characters also stared at me in horror
Homer Simpson, Bart Simpson, Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Stan Smith, Roger Smith, Bob Belcher and Hank Hill also appear and got angry at and bled at me
a skeleton popped out that resembled Bender but Bender was Nostalgia Critic and he bled at me
they all got angry and were waiting to kill me
I woke up and it was all a nightmare
I never watched Futurama ever again
then Taylor Swift popped out of my closet and I freaked out
and then that prick's face saw the gat
Many such cases
Some creepypastas were great.
What are you talking about? Only content farms on YouTube use creepypastas to boost views.
no u no u no u
nice comeback
be animator for spongebob
add funny reference to creepypasta in episode
scene is cut for being a reference to your character killing himself
be kid
watching spongebob
suddenly a face of squidward with red eyes flashes on the screen with static
tell your friends
they all come to watch the episode
red eye squidward doesn't appear
now you are haunted with what you saw
they actually made the creepypasta real, bravo
Patrick Star Becomes Enlightened got deleted from the SCP Wiki
fucking niggers
The only “good” creepy pasta I’ve heard about is Ben Drowned. But it was way too long for to hold my interest back when I was a wee little zoom zoom so I can’t verify whether it actually was good or not.
I remembered shitting myself reading that Zelda Ocarina of Time creepypasta but not because it was scary, but it was hilariously stupid
unironically kino
i shit myself
BEN Drowned was pretty neat in that it included emulator footage running assorted codes and cheats to approximate what was being described in the pasta, but got pretty lame by the time it morphed into some sort of ARG story about characters finding the cartridge and shilling for some unity based game I don't think ever got made in the end.
King Kong
I remember how much it pissed off morons that took it too seriously
Which one was it?
creepypastas have nothing on who was phone and the story where a skeleton popped out
no u no u no u
Spontaneously combusts after calling his girlfriend sweaty
That's what happens when you don't respect women.
I never thought of it that way, holy based
unironically way better than Hulurama
Do you know what time it is?
Time for the official Anon Babble approved creepypasta list!
The New fish
1999
I'm a search and Rescue officer and I have some stories to tell
How to survive hell
Lost Episodes Can Be Found Again
How to successfully ransom a child
The Forest of a Thousand Legs
Psychosis
Worlds best school psychologist
My grandmother lived under the floorboards
Penpal
Pale Luna
Tales from a gas station
The strangest security tape I have ever seen
A tall Dog
One in the Oven
Rat King
Every year on my birthday, I receive a letter
Has anyone heard of the lost City Korona?
The first murder on Mars
The girl the universe forgot
The Pancake family
The Harbinger Experiment
Ted the caver
Anomaly
Candle Cove
Feed the Pig
The Third Parent
Funnymouth
Room zero
Normal Porn for Normal People
Snuff film
We danced
The Devils Game
Dog's don't talk
Happy Mommy
Would you spend the night in the Yellow Room
Lolita Slave Toy Creepy Pasta
Anansi's Goatman
The woman with the orange
The Portraits
Borrasca
Playpen
Dogscape
I found a strange chat log on my dead friends computer
If you’re armed and at the Glenmont metro, please shoot me
The Antiguan Giant
We Know You Are Out There
The showers
Bizarre Encounters On a Tour In North Korea
Advice from the end of eternity
Stuck
Necrosleep
Long Fingers
Digital Heaven
The Horror from the Vault
Training.bsp
jvk116.esp
11 miles
All Eighteen lives of Omen, The Cat
Billy Smiley’s Cul-De-Sac
The man who ate ghosts
The Museum of Humanity’s Final War
My wife has been peeking at me from around corners and behind furniture
Ben Drowned
The Hidden Webpage
The Six-Legged Rape Centaur
Rabbits in the creek
The Tale of Robert Elm
A Campfire Story of Sorts
How to survive hell
i need to know about this shit
Found this fucking kino Anon Babble pasta thread kek
archive.4plebs.org
The Simpsons writers haven't poked fun at Dead Bart yet
What are they fucking waiting for? Just make an exact episode based on the creepypasta and turn it into a treehouse of horror segment.