THE OPUS!!!
Death Battle
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
You okay there DBfag?
how many years have you been doing this? three? because gayshitter makes you that mad?
the reason anyone posts here is because they're mad
Soooooo... u mad?
I hereby decree that only kino matchups and Death Battle episodes may be discussed in this thread.
no you didn't get the inflection i guess. i'm more impressed. this level of dedicated autisim hasn't been recorded in these threads before
Both of you faggots should shut the fuck up.
Shadow vs Sephiroth vs Cell vs DIO
The ultimate in autism! Who takes it?
Could Sonic beat Bowsee?
Ya, u mad.
no? i'm not?
Nah, Bowser's too much of an unstoppable LEGEND.
What are they taking?
Sonicfags… our response?
Omni-Man vs Kratos
This would be sick.
Shadow, obviously.
What's the fucking point of Hawk and Dove? Hawk's just super strong, and filled with piss and vineger, while Dove's a pacifist. And both have decent speed abilities? That's it?
Who?
Shadow can move in white space so he just effortlessly speedblizes the other 3.
durr whatem point hurr
Probably the juxtaposition of their outlooks in stories. You understand what stories are, right?
The DC heroes, Hawk and Dove, have matching outfits, but one's red and the other's blue. What's the fucking point of them?
It's time for a CỤCK BAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
No lies detected!
I get that. Different ways to approach things, but when you throw them into the Justice League, any version, aren't they fucking useless?
Chiefxisters... Not even antimatter weapons can faze DoomCHAD...
Sonictism vs JoJoniggardry
Ooo, tough one!
They've never been in the Justice League, dumbshit.
Never been in the justice league, huh?
AU
literally just hanging around
What's the point of you and your retarded posts?
S U P E R N O V A
AU
So you got proven wrong
just hanging around
Literally have been in more episodes and had more lines than Gypsy, Atom Smasher and Hourman combined.
"Hawk and Dove" is the fourth episode of the first season of Justice League Unlimited, and the fourth of the overall series. It originally aired on August 21, 2004.
My HERO will win this one easily!
consistently universal at his peak
only anti-feat is also a universal durability feat for him
at the end of the third game he eats multiple universes effortlessly
at the end of the second game he is infinitely growing eating an infinite number of turtles larger then the universe
does the new IOS Katamari Damacy give The Prince any new feats because he'd get fucked up by the Grey Goo currently?
Maybe
Hawk & Dove were vehicles for Ditko's dialectic autism.
you might as well drop the Dio mind control argument, it's the weakest one in support of his victory. Alongside Dio drinking the blood of familiars.
People would again be a lot more permissive of their conclusion if the basis was just that Al doesn't have the stats to keep up or the opening to do anything substantial to Dio.
Who the FUCK is Gypsy. I collected the DCAU figures, and got her in a box with Creeper. Who the FUCK is she?
She's culturaly insensitive.
Who can tank this?
DIO just mindrapes the other three into a sissy gooning session.
anon did you get flung to the future or something? you gotta get back to the past since these threads in the future are shit
which DIO?
canon? he loses
composite? he wins
Yes
if the latter then he stomps thanks to author bias
Conquest lost his penis
WTF was Cecil doing to him in that cube?
Shadow continues the humiliation of dragonbabies by SoniCHADS.
How well could Snake Eyes do in Metal Gear? Obviously he isnt MG4/MGR Raiden, but he's still shown to be pretty good at his ninja job.
Kratosbros...
Eve melted his dick off with her limit break.
I'm tired of seeing wank over whose lore destroys more multiverses/dimensions, what are some good low powerlevel matchups? I'm talking around building level or lower, something like pic related
Dio doesn’t even have a stat advantage (no matter what wankers say, Dio himself is nowhere near FTL), but even if he did he still can’t kill Alucard before he wears himself out or the sun rises. Swan rigged the results so hard that not even VSBW agreed with the stats they gave Dio.
Could Composite Omni-Man (aka add Mean Supreme and Spawn scaling) beat Death Battle Kratos?
Why didn't Cecil plant a noise device in Conquest while his face was still open?
DIO, even if massively lowballed and you only apply LS to The World (which you should) is still supersonic/hypersonic at the very least. Anyways, you can cope with the fact that Al is an eternal loser.
Does Kiryu have anything that can match up to shoulder-checking a falling crane?
The author says he is, no matter what copes you bring up that's a fact you can't escape from
Also the sun would never come, in a Death Battle escenario Factors outside of the combatants can't end the fight, Alucard won't win by something that he has no control over (the sun)
Though they can contribute to a fight given Superman.
Dio isn't even a bullet timer without The World, so no.
Araki has literally never said anyone in JoJo is FTL. Some stands have properties that could make them FTL, but not the users. Retard.
Realistically, what is Kratos going to do when Nolan just throws him into the vacuum of space?
Dio isn't even a bullet timer without The World
????
Jolyne, when she could barely even manifest Stone Free, could automatically block a sniper bullet.
Jolyne, with a Stand eons weaker and slower than The World, could block, reflect, and react to meteors moving at relativistic speed.
DIO, on his OWN, could deflect and move faster than Heirophant Green’s emeralds, which move far faster than bullets. What are you fucking smok-
Araki has literally never said anyone in JoJo is FTL.
Oh it’s this retard. Not gonna waste my time. Kill yourself, slit your throat. Final (You)
I am of course talking about the stand you retard, DIO is vaguely superhuman without it but The World scales to the verifiably strongest stand in existence who's canonically faster than light
Needed her stand
Why are all JoJoniggers so fucking illiterate? Her STAND did all that, not the bitch herself. You think Jotaro can catch a bullet himself? No.
relativistic meteor
Oh Jesus, you really are a special grade of inbred, huh?
B-But Jolyne!!
not only wanking Jolyne but also an absolute retarded terciary scaling
kys, wanker
Tanking (literal definition) a punch that broke a massive hole in a reinforced floor and shook a building.
Tanking (literal definition) an explosion this big in the first game while massively weakened
posts FTL James Bond
Reminder that this MU was the biggest waste of John Wick possible, and that he should’ve fought Agent 47 instead.
guidebook
Discarded. SP was slower than Grey Tower. He is not lightspeed without time stop.
Oof, imagine being on the side with the child fucker. Awwwwwkwarrrrrrd.
By Death Battle's logic:
Popup: If Asura were to destroy the planet Kratos was on, he could survive in outer space, as shown in his battle with Ares. This event is further substantiated as non-illusory in God of War 2 and its novelization.
Now how exactly would Kratos continue to fight without a way to generate velocity? They didn't say.
Discards shit that proves Jim wrong
I accept your concession
Tower of grey
Start of the series SP got stronger as Jotaro became a more experienced stand user
Either way Alucard still jobs against a lowballed DIO anyways
who's canonically faster than light
oh, it's this retard again
I am of course talking about the stand you retard
Anon, they literally scaled Jonathan to 1500x FTL by claiming that Part 1 Dio was as fast as his Part 3 Stand. You are absolutely defending “FTL DIO without stand”.
Agent 47 is for TF2 Spy.
TF2 Spy is for Sussy Imposter
>Discards shit that proves Jim wrong
I accept your concession
This retard thinks He knows better than Araki The author of Jojo.
got stronger
It did not. Jotaro just became more adept at using it. Grey Tower > SP in speed, cry about it.
and also John Wick
Fireside Chat Recap (Stolen from Reddit)
Liam is writing and directing Simon VS Kyle, and Zack Watkins is “really involved” in animating.
Liam says not to expect an episode to end without a death (He brings up how Scooby VS Courage ended with Eustace dying.)
Chad wants Cyclops on Death Battle, but he, Ben, and Liam don’t really like any of his matchups.
They want to make Wile E. Tom special and do the fight justice. Ben reassures it’s coming out this year.
They’re not revealing Torrian’s episode yet.
Hatsune Miku is mentioned in an upcoming episode.
They think Cell VS Metal Sonic is cool.
They won’t use the upcoming Marvel VS DC comics for future Marvel VS DC episodes.
Light VS Columbo is “going great”.
There’s gonna be a Ghost Rider VS Spawn Spanish dub.
The earliest a pitched matchup could come out is 2026.
They’re not opposed to using Vtubers, but they want to get them involved.
Brandon is doing the Chief Slayer track.
A character that was in a pitch matchup is in an upcoming episode (But Ben doubts that)
There won’t be any cutaway gags for the rest of the year, and they’re gonna be less common.
They’re interested in combining different animation styles for fights (The example is a 3D Steve and 2D Terrarian)
There was a Yor Forger and Khazan (First Berserker) pitch.
AVGN VS Nostalgia Critic was seemingly pitched.
Ben says Ash VS Yugi might not be episode 200.
Why do people lie like this? They scaled Johnathan to beginner Joseph and Ceaser dodging light, and then used DIO (who was using Johnathan’s body) keeping up with STANDS like SP, who’s LS, for further evidence. They also never brought up DIO’s speed from the last fight.
Liam is writing and directing Simon VS Kyle
Goddamnit, that basically confirms a Kyle win.
They scaled Johnathan to beginner Joseph and Ceaser dodging light
a feat they didn't perform in the anime, and is badly drawn in the manga to even use
He’s been writing and directing almost every fight this and the last season you retard.
Well that and Kyle being much stronger.
DIO destroys a cloud formation in the anime
“NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN’T USE THAT IT DIDN’T HAPPEN IN THE MANGA”
Joseph and Caesar dodge light in the manga
“NOOOOOOO YOU CAN’T USE THAT IT DIDN’T HAPPEN IN THE ANIME”
??????
Jonathan’s body
Which was amped by Dio’s vampire abilities and makes no fucking sense to scale actual Jonathan too, retard.
LS
Why didn’t Jotaro just speedblitz Grey Tower and every other enemy stand user then? Is he stupid?
That would be you, a nigger who can't even differentiate between a databook and volume extras like Araki clearly intended for SP to be FTL, and the only arguments against it are based on vibes and the seething of powerscalers who don't like the idea of their sub relativistic characters losing to Jojo characters
Jotaro just became more adept at using it
So you agree with me? Thank you
Jotaro got better at controlling his stand as part 3 progressed
strawman
Joseph and Caesar dodge light in the manga
we discussed this already and the conclusion is that they didn't
Anon, that scaling chain was so retarded I remembered it by heart:
Hanged Man moves at lightspeed
Silver Chariot caught Hanged Man midair, making him 1500x FTL
SP kept up with SC, making him also 1500x FTL
The World is equal to SP in speed
Part 3 DIO is as fast as ZW
Part 3 DIO = Part 1 Dio
Jonathan kept up with Part 1 Dio
Literally EVERYONE was mocking 1500x FTL Jonathan on release, you can’t lie to me on this.
Which was amped by Dio’s vampire abilities
All the opposite, Jonathan's body rejected DIO and nerfed his vampiric powers, he only got his full strength after drinking Joseph's blood
The perfect matchup for Amogus Imposter is actually SS13 Traitor (with either Clown or Assistant as the traitor's job), granted Space Station 13 is too niche to be used for Death Battle but it'd still be great
…at the “fridging his girlfriend” contest.
Pedobabble schizophrenia
Let the kids out of your basement before replying to me, freak.
You’re majorly retarded. Rewatch the analysis, they never bring up any of the stats from DIO Vs Alucard. You’re making up literal fucking headcanon because you have a brain so small I could shake your head and hear it rattle in that dull little cave you call a skull.
Remind me, what happened to Simon's girlfriend again?
Big if true.
Hatsune Miku is mentioned in an upcoming episode.
They'll compare Cortana to Miku in the upcoming episode.
Brandon is doing the Chief Slayer track.
His commissioned track for refernce.
youtube.com
AVGN VS Nostalgia Critic was seemingly pitched.
Criticbros. Nerdbros. It's time.
Ben says Ash VS Yugi might not be episode 200.
What other matchups could be episode 200 then?
>Pedobabble schizophrenia
concession accepted
He had sex with and married her before she died, what about it?
That doesn’t matter, regardless it wasn’t Jonathan’s normal body anymore. Comparing Jonathan to Caesar and Joseph was retarded too.
Also everything you said was wrong. It was a flat
Star Platinum is LS
DIO, while in Johnathan’s body, could keep up with it (true)
This further supports scaling Johnathan to LS, because his predecessor, who was weaker than him at the time, could also dodge light
I've never seen it.
Saw this comment on reddit. Pain.
"People forget hulk isn’t a physical being, he’s a literal imaginary friend that Banner created in his mind to cope with his abusive father. He’s now manifested as a physical force through gamma rays and can’t be destroyed simply because he was never supposed to exist.
It’s why hulk wants to be left alone
It’s why he’s called the fractured son.(childhood abuse)
That’s why hulk is the strongest there is."
and can’t be destroyed simply because he was never supposed to exist
Hulk? Kenpachi victim
Deers are fast
I, using a gun, shot a deer, skinned it and wore it’s hide
I am now as fast as a deer
Flawless logic.
youtube.com
16:50
That might seem crazy, but in Part 3 Dio can keep up with Star Platinum on his own, and that was using Jonathan’s body!
Oh wow, it was even worse. They scaled Jonathan based on what Dio did with his DEAD BODY.
vikingbros... furrybros... we are being mocked
ENTERRRRRRR
Friendly reminder that a lowballed Reimu would still be
Small star level
MFTL
Capable of bending space and ignore the laws of physics
Capable of altering her spell cards at will
Resistant to extreme temperatures, poison, mind attacks, and extreme cold
Capable of becoming invincible for a indefinite amount of time
Plus in Touhou 15.5 she fought Shion who in her super mode launched a omnidireccional attack, she would fold Alucard like a blanket
Touhoubros...
Mario's victim and wife.
Are you retarded?
They scaled Johnathan to [a version of DIO who was massively weaker than both P1 Johnathan and his P1 self]
DIO got zero bonuses from Johnathan’s body UNTIL he drank Joseph’s blood, and the entire reason he took Johnathan’s body in the first place was because he knew he was stronger. You would know this if you read/watched the series, but alas…
It was in a magazine interview
can’t be destroyed simply because he was never supposed to exist
That's...not how that works.
Are you retarded?
Holy Shit. Get a life Dude.
So you're retarded. NTA, btw.
That's...not how that works.
just imagine the consequences
I’m at work right now. I am literally getting paid to call you a dunce faggot. I make money by flexing my JoJo knowledge on you, how does that make you feel?
It rivals Death Battle's own reasoning for having Goku beat Superman the first and second times.
a version of DIO who was massively [stronger due to having Za Warudo]
Anon, he is LITERALLY glowing with Stand power when punching the road roller, using Za Warudo to amp his body. It has NOTHING to do with his Part 1 speed, let alone Jonathan’s.
I'm a wageslave
Get a rope.
Okay, I’m going to say this as bluntly as I can.
You are, unironically, genuinely, truly, the most retarded fucking person I’ve ever spoken to. The Road Roller thing happens AFTER DIO is amped by Joseph’s blood, as in he was stronger than P1 Johnathan at that point. Having a Stand doesn’t make your body stronger by default, you’re fucking stupid.
JoJohaters are jobless NEETS
All that needs to be said really.
This. The anime and ova makes it clearer that a stand can reinforce your body.
Are you retarded?
No? Just using the same retarded logic that DB used to wank Jonathan to being a gorillion times FTL.
Having a Stand doesn’t make your body stronger by default
by default
Self-own.
Bring me Touhou, Madoka, Featherine and literally ALL of SHITgon Ball
JOBlee
The Road Roller thing happens AFTER DIO is amped by Joseph’s blood, as in he was stronger than P1 Johnathan at that point
Then why are they scaling P1 Jonathan to him at that point, then? You LITERALLY explained why your own reasoning is retarded.
LUCKmu can overpower Shion's misfortune, which in turn can defeat beings with infinite unassailable luck
The DIOtard is a Kratostard.
No one is scaling him to that point you dumbass, he’s being scaled to everything that happened BEFORE it.
b-but they used the road roller scene in the analysis????
I’m begging you to get that hole in your brain checked out.
Ermes didn’t suddenly become as strong as Kiss when she got her ability. Weather wasn’t as durable as Weather. The existence of Tusk Act 4 didn’t give Johnny infinite durability. The power and defense of a Stand exists separately from the user.
Actually the Xeelee are kinda fucked in the face of Dragon Ball because Dragon Ball blatantly disregards the physical processes that the Xeelee Sequence relies upon.
beggar begging other beggars
What causes this level of autism?
They both get shitstomped by CHADow, anyway.
Xeelee aren't reality warpers
No one is scaling him to that point you dumbass, he’s being scaled to everything that happened BEFORE it.
But the Road Roller scene is the only time DIO directly clashes and “keeps up” with SP, the other times he was sending his stand out specifically to fight SP
Men, post Shadow in a dress.
The power and defense of a Stand exists separately from the user.
No one is debating that. Retard. I am saying They can use their Stands as Skeletons to enhance their average human durability.
Uhh why would men have that image saved?
Post Dio not being an androgynous faggot.
Kenpachi is Hulks training dummy
Dio, you look pale. Go out and get some blasted sunlight for once in your life.
...so we can do, iron, and fold their laundry.
So you’re saying Dio has the magical ability to turn super saiyan then? Because there is nothing else that explains that scene, lmfao.
He needs a match up
I bet He thinks He and Jotaro flied.
Well they aren't, they act perfectly within the boundaries of theoretical physics. That's as far as you can get from reality warping.
Still Flandres and Yuumas used plaything
Motaro
Dio can probably fly given what we see him do in Phantom Blood.
You know, except for literally every single time he had The World clash with SP, because he has to manually move his Stand to have it fight. You know that TW doesn’t fight on its own and it repeatedly moved and fought either on par with or faster than SP right?
And DIO didn’t do that for majority of the fight until the tail end, which is where Johnathan’s scaling ends, and where this discussion takes a turn for the irrelevant. Also you know that TW was striking alongside DIO right? So it wasn’t in his body.
FUUUAAARRRKK!! I... I CAN'T!!!
They basically do everything that 99.9% of authors consider reality warping but within the confines of hard sci-fi.
If you want to call that not being a "reality warper" I guess you could but realistically moat "reality warping" just uses magic to bridge an explanation in fantasy.
He had maybe 1 and a half fight in the manga and he jobbed in both.
>Dio, you loo-AGH! What the fuck? Did something just punch m-AIEEEE! D-dio Sama, are you doing this? are you punching me with your powers that are invisible to me? P-please stop, I'm but a feeble gho-AAAARGH ACK!!!!
Has multiple children
Wears whatever he wants because no one can stop him
Wears a wife beater
Is friends with an incest hating priest
Seems pretty straight to me.
He would be capable of seeing Stands.
I am... UNABLE...
White Glint from Armored Core For Answer vs monsterverse king kong
Who wins?
You know, except for literally every single time he had The World clash with SP, because he has to manually move his Stand to have it fight.
With his mind, yeah. He’s not physically that fast, it’s just his reaction time.
Different but similar topic: some settings obey causality rules, like the Xeelee Sequence doesn't actually have causality so the past is in a consistent state of flux (and also you can kill your grandfather without causing a paradox), Dragon Ball has multiple timelines that exist distinct to one another and so you cannot simply go back in time and change your present through altering the past, and then you have stuff like Back to the Future where changing the past alters present in a way that would be affected by paradoxes. And so forth.
So how the hell do we square these differences?
Wouldn't be the first time they killed Acausal enemies
Posts a frame where the one place TW isn’t overlapping with DIO’s body is his arm and fist
Anon…I…
Is literally inside Dio
Retard... I...
NTA, but I thought they could basically use physics to change the laws of physics like rewriting Planck's constant of that universe or dropping like a universe buster by creating some false vaccuum?
Multiversal durability
Luke wouldn’t even feel a tickle.
Street level naturally
Read your own screenshot
Battle between two KINGS
So how the hell do we square these differences?
time travel is based on the most neutral interpretation of physics but affecting a target in the past will depend entirely of the target's physics
so now there is a diversity of effects bssed on a characters' cosmology:
like the Xeelee Sequence doesn't actually have causality so the past is in a consistent state of flux (and also you can kill your grandfather without causing a paradox)
it's useless to go to the past to kill them
Dragon Ball has multiple timelines that exist distinct to one another and so you cannot simply go back in time and change your present through altering the past
past! goku would be from a different timeline. making time traveling pointless
and then you have stuff like Back to the Future where changing the past alters present in a way that would be affected by paradoxes.
killing past! Marty kills present marty.
for this to work all passives that prevent time travelling are nulled, unless the character with such passives comes from a series with DIVERSE time travelling effects
L-Luke’s not allowed to use his powers!
Okay, so Bruce Banner’s not allowed to turn into the Hulk, Goku can’t use ki, and Iron Man can’t use his suits, got it.
jojowankers and jojodownplayers get into an argument again
all the cuckposts cease
MFTL Dio, accept my apology.
The funniest thing about this is the implication that Luke got murdered by the character you are trying to mock and now he has to fight as a ghost
sounds fair... pfff
As I understand it, everything in Baxter's works are as hard as hard Sci-Fi can be. Everything follows from some application of theoretical physics, so one may have the capacity of changing the constants as they occur in the current iteration loop of the universe and thereby "rewrite the laws of physics" but the actual physical relationships are maintained.
At least we have Powerscaling discussions again...
Luke is going to use Force Amplification on his…deceased spirit
Mhm right. DIO rips his head off.
WHATABOUTuke
You're like a child throwing a tantrum
The funniest thing is that he would win as a ghost.
Physics are not as immutable and ultimate as you might think even in science in fact they've changed plenty and in there are a variety of things you can do to change them (that we are not yet capable of)
When you think of it this way being a fantasy reality warper is less impressive and basically making a fireball out of nothing would also basically be reality warping.
Don't forget: DIO can't use TW and He got his leg cut by glass. Luke stomps him.
Jojowankers are the Cuckposters.
Jonathan Vs Tanjiro had wonky scaling for both
People here like to point out how Jonathan got scaled to his dead body, but Tanjiro got scaled to an attack performed by a demon he never fought or even interacted with, not only that but he never beats someone stronger than said Demon (Akaza should be weaker, He never fought Kokushibou, and he is explicitly weaker than even a weakened Muzan)
Kimetsu has the same problem as JJK, the series keeps the characters relatively grounded in power so they have to rely on teamwork and smarts to win fights but powerscalers will scale the human Characters to their inhuman enemies regardless.
No Demon hunter (outside of Yoriichi) in Kimetsu scales to even the weakest Upper Moon. In a 1v1 even Gyomei would likely lose against Daki and Gyutaro
wrong. in fact people have looked for traces of physics having ever been different and didn't find anything. they are immutable.
b-but my scifi
it's fiction.
Why would JoGODS give a shit about cuckposting about random comic and game characters that aren’t related to JoJo in any way?
he doesn't know
Kimetsu
but powerscalers will scale the human Characters to their inhuman enemies regardless.
This is the strangest post I've seen today. The entire point of Kimetsu is that humans surpass their limits to match the demons. Tanjiro with his thirteen gay sun dances was matching Muzan's speed.
Shame nobody cares about either anymore
Nah, 47 is for Golgo 13
I remember Noir. And Gunslinger Girl.
he felt called out
Make statement
Get question
Also majority of the cuckposting had already dried up like in the middle of the last thread.
That's... Wrong in so many levels
The point of Kimetsu had nothing to do with surpassing physical limits to beat bad monster
Is about how humanity's biggest strength can be found in the way we create bonds with our peers and families to overcome challenges that would be impossible to surpass alone
Just look at the upper moons
Gyutaro and Dali
Defeated by a team effort of Tengen, his 3 wives, Tanjiro's team, and Nezuko.
They took Tengen's life as a slayer
Hantengu
Took a team up of 2 Hashiras and Tanjiro plus the "sacrifice" of Nezuko to defeat him
Akaza
Took a marked Tanjiro and Giiyu fighting to their almost deaths to almost kill him, on the end he killed himself
Douma
Took the life of the smartest Hashira plus Kanao and Inosuke to defeat him
Kokushibou
Took 3 Hashiras to even stall him, and he ended up crippling one, killing another one, and killing the brother of the wind Hashira
In the end he also killed himself
Muzan
Literally the whole manga had to gang up on him and he still killed more than half of them
The only two guys who killed a Moon solo were Muichiro against Gyokko and Zenitsu against Kaigaku.
Still the theme is obvious, humanity relies on each other and grows together as they pass on their knowledge and nurture the future generations, Demons remain stagnant unable to move on from their trauma and grief and once they realize it they immediately kill themselves because in their current state they will never be able grow as people
Okay...that doesn't explain whatsoever all the random powerups like red nichirin, mark, see-through world, etc that bring the slayers up to demon level and make the demons shit their pants.
which continuity?
isn't FTL James Bond one of the only times they ever called anything an outlier? why is the episode only ever brought up because of that when the episode also says it's bullshit and shouldn't be used?
I mean yeah, making a fire ball from nothing would be reality warping from the perspective of the Baxterverse. It wouldn't be impressive in scale, but it would be fundamentally impossible within the framework of their reality.
I hate to bring up Dragon Ball again, but the visceral softness of its Sci-Fi has incoherent degrees of reality warping, like the Clothes Beam, Bulma's shrinking tech, the state of reality such that characters are capable of traveling faster than light travels in our own reality while still being able to see things, Buu's Candy Beam, etc and so forth.
Now I would be open to the idea that Xeelee with prep time would be able to crack all the secrets of the Dragon Ball universe, but a lot of their initial options wouldn't exactly be viable when a Kienzan moves faster than light should be able to move without moving backwards in time.
Jojo debating is more powerful then BaitGODS
fuck the new /dbg/ tier lost is getting interesting
Noir and the rest of Bee Train's girls with guns trilogy was based.
the episode is still good because the nuAnime twink got killed
We all know it's the fagon fag faggots that engage in every degenerate posting. We've been here long enough.
Mark is my wife's bull...
I agree that Johnathan wins, but Tanjiro is hardly a twink. He’s ripped underneath his clothes.
Other than Hulk, does Doomsday have any good matchups? More so thematically than with cosmological scaling autism
I do think Regardless of wank Jonathan would likely win (based mostly on what I remember of their on screen feats)
Mainly because Hamon is more busted and versatile than Tanjiro's total concentration Breathing.
Tanjiro's breathing techniques mostly buff his own Body, enhance his perception, and stop bleeding/poison pushing his body to heal faster
Hamon makes you no feel any pain, allows you to completely dislocate your body, outright heals you almost like magic, enhances your body and senses, physically burns and shocks, you can paralyze people with just a touch, and even slow down your aging.
And this is just what I remember from Phantom blood, the episode made a good point about Jonathan having the chance to stun Tanjiro every time they make physical contact.
So unless Jonathan is massively outstated to the point Tanjiro could blitz and one shot instantly (I don't think that's the case even if Tanjiro had better feats) Jojo has the versatility and hax to win
The dominant choice appears to be some fanfic SCP thing, otherwise maybe Emerl if you don't want Emerl to fight Amazo or whatever
wow! That's really cool. Would be even cooler if DEATH BATTLE FINALLY DID A TOUHOU EPISODE
Ok. I hope you like Kasen vs British Sonic.
I’m not a Sonicfag or a Touhoufag, what’s the issue with that fight?
Chicken Jockey does beat Goku tho
Maybe they'll do Yukari vs Gil
I don't like Demon Slayer but I hate jojowank even more. I also think Tanjiro would blitz and cut Jonathan in half without wank, as P1 JoJo has zero speed feats that come close to anything in Demon Slayer.
Would this fight ever end or would it be a stalemate
Berserker would turn mahoraga into paste before he could adapt to anything
People want Doomsday to fight SCP-682, but SCP in general should not be used in Death Battle. Compositing makes the setting really complicated and overpowered.
Bro what's the point of The Sopranos, Tony isn't even Moon level
Is stupid, has 0 interesting connections other than "this character has a evil power up/transformation that goes crazy" and is overall lame because only one autistic weirdo in the DB servers is pushing for it
Isn't he a mod now
Without wank Johnathan beat the piss out of, and took hits from, someone who could split a cliff in two and survived + evaded a shot that destroyed a cloud formation.
B-BUT-
Before you even try to pull a “no cloud feats” argument, Gyutaro only destroyed that district in the anime. Either way, even if you use both manga and anime, Johnathan has a clear stat advantage. At best, Tanjiro would be slightly faster, and that’s assuming you don’t (rightfully) scale Johnathan to Dio’s eye beams flying into the sky within a second.
Didn't know Mark was also fucking Shrinking Rae and Monster Girl
Post characters with AURA
Cloud is anime only and outlier at best. Don’t be retarded. Said eye beam got redirected with glass, btw. Tanjiro is way too fast for Jonathan.
Okay then if that’s an anime-only outlier, Tanjiro can’t scale to the destruction Gyu caused in the anime, and he’d be far weaker than Johnathan due to the Tarkus feat.
way too fast
The only way that you can scale his speed above Johnathan is if you take the lightning thing at face value, even though it’s not natural lighting and is magical in nature. Without it, he’d only really be maybe FTS, which is on par with Johnathan’s speed from, again, the eye lasers which still move insanely fast.
All the Upper Moons and Marked Hashiras are supersonic to hypersonic, wtf are you babbling about? Mitsuri’s weak thot ass even dodged lightning at one point. Hell, Tanjiro dodged lightning too. Muzan was blowing holes through buildings and made a sizable crater in the ground, Tanjiro doesn’t need Gyutaro scaling to skullfuck Jonathan’s fraud ass.
I feel like I shouldn’t have to tell you that making a hole in a building during an era where the average house was made with wood and stone and not metal isn’t as impressive as casually striking hard enough to split a large cliffside in two. I know that you’re not that stupid.
weak thot ass even dodged lightning at one point. Hell, Tanjiro dodged lightning too
Yeah, non-natural, magic lightning that was as fast as the same sound based attacks being used. There’s nothing to suggest that it was normal lightning.
supersonic to hypersonic
Based on? If you’re using that sort of scaling to say that Tanjiro is FTS and beyond, then I can do the same with Johnathan scaling to other Hamon users like Joseph, who evaded light, so he’d still be faster. None of the feats you’ve named are stronger than the one Tarkus feat I’ve mentioned.
Doomsday vs Juggernaut goes hard, imho.
I like Doomsday vs Apocalypse just for the wording.
begarhou RTH
'the setting'
Doesn't exist, which is the actual issue.
Also just for the sake of it, I figured it’d be fair to compare the feats we’re talking about. What you’re trying to say is that the feat on the right is stronger than the feat on the left.
i must be half blind cause I can't tell wtf is going on in either page
m-magic lightning
Lightning that comes from the sky is magic now? Interesting!
Tarkus
Muzan’s feats are already comparable and if we want to get stupid then the bitch who sustained the Infinity Castle far eclipses this.
immediately roaches back to FTL jojowank
So anyways, I accept your concession.
Dredd vs Punisher would be fun. I used to imagine it as Dredd vs Robocop, but Alex Murphy has too much shit up his sleeve for it to be a fair match up for Dredd.
CHADhou different person post
On the JoJo side, Tarkus is splitting the side of a cliff just by casually sinking his sword into it.
On the KnY side, Muzan is whipping his tentacles around and blasting holes into buildings.
It quite literally isn’t coming from the sky though??? We can see that he’s generating it from both the staff and his drums, what are you talking about? And what Muzan feats are you referring to? Which ones are on par with or superior to the Tarkus feat. And the Infinity Castle can be scaled to no one because it’s a specific form of magic unrelated to her level of strength. I only brought up Joseph because your reasoning for scaling Tanjiro to supersonic and hypersonic was “well other people on par with him are that fast”, so you’re just using rules for thee not for me now.
Yeah, wild.
Also as we can see here, the multi-personality Demon is generating the electricity from his own magic, not the sky. It’s why Tanjiro can snuff it out by using his own body, because it’s not natural.
i don't understand the causality of what happened in the jojo scans. the guy stabbed the ground and the whole cliff exploded?
Best if you just read it yourself.
mangadex.org
Basically
Tarkus stabs the ground
Doing so splits that part of the cliff off
Him also just preparing to cut the cliff is enough to shake it.
Lightning came straight from the sky you fucking moron. Also, in that same fight one of the other demons is casually dodging fire from a shotgun.
And Muzan made this crater without much effort, WHILE greatly weakened no less.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>anime scene
Oh so we can use anime scenes now? Sweet! Then Johnathan massively outspeeds and outmuscles thanks to the cloud feat. Also, it still didn’t come from the sky. It still came from the staff and the drums. In fact, WE SEE WHERE IT COMES FROM RIGHT HERE. THE DRAGON IS SHOOTING IT. IT’S MAGIC.
Bro please tell me you’re shitposting. Please don’t tell me that you think making a crater twice the size of a person is on par with cutting a cliff face with a casual swing of your sword.
yeah, i'm a touhoufag and even if i was told that kasen wins, i'd still want a different matchup even if the touhou loses
Manga panel shows it coming from sky too
God damn I hate jojoniggers so fucking much its unreal. Tengen, one of the WEAKEST Hashiras, was also fast enough to cut bombs right before they exploded.
shitposting
Calc'd at building level while Tarkus is calc'd at large building level. Tarkus's is literally barely any better, lmfao. That was done by a WEAKENED Muzan too.
the whole point of a cliff is that's it's EASIER to cause lots of damage because you just have to break a bit of stone and gravity does the rest
Dude, what the fuck are you talking about. All of the bolts are coming from its mouth, and in your page they’re STILL coming from its mouth, and we know how that Demon creates the lightning, he slams his fucking drums. It’s not actual lightning holy fuck. You’ve already exposed yourself as a dumbass, I’m wasting my time at this point. You’ve contradicted yourself, failed to understand the difference between a casual and effort extensive feat, and now you’re just showing that you don’t even read the series you’re trying to use to “own le JoJofags”. I’ve given you complete leeway btw. Johnathan murder stomps via scaling to the cloud split and BOS Joseph.
How about Red Hood vs Punisher?
thank you for the link. i still couldn't tell what's supposed to be going on lmfao! i looked up the episode and it makes more sense there but it really busts my BALLS that a sword is being treated like some kind of kinetic seismic bullshit
when did these threads become /dbs/?
Damn nigga, sorry your blind ass can’t see there are multiple lightning strikes in that image, not just the one coming from the mouth.
Also, stupid nigga, you can’t scale Jonathan to Joseph. That doesn’t make any sense whatsoever. That’s like scaling Raditz to Broly.
Hey I’m curious, where did you get your calcs from? They’re not from VsBattles right? Cause they have Johnathan at hypersonic and MFTL, soooooooooooo……….
Trick question, I checked and that’s where your images came from. So, since you’re okay with using their numbers for Tanjiro, surely you’ve got no issue with using their MFTL Johnathan scaling right?
They also have Tanjiro at Town level or higher while Jonathan’s fodder ass is only building level :)
people still legitimately hold the positions that DIO is
1,500x the speed of light
Capable of regenerating from drinking Alucard's blood (silliest one, probably)
can hypnotize Al
Because they never calc’d Dio’s cloud split. When it IS calc’d it’s far stronger than anything Tanjiro scales to. Funny how that works.
Post Dio moving faster than light.
Literally every single time he uses time stop.
Remind me again why they didn’t give Al Schrodinger?
he can’t have his soul powers and Schrodinger at the same time!
Okay? Just give him Schrodinger then, it’s infinitely stronger than his base form. This is like not giving Goku MUI cuz he can’t go SSJ3 and MUI at the same time.
The best part is you KNOW Liam is gonna contradict this for Kyle vs Simon by giving Kyle White Lantern AND the Life Equation, when he explicitly had to sacrifice the latter to gain the former. Just because he CANNOT let the more beloved character earn a win.
Hellboy
Makima
Sukuna
Vandal Savage
Alucard (Castlevania)
Dante
Sol Badguy
Apocalypse
Some vampire from white wolf
The VTMB protagonist
Alucardbros we are going 0-30.....
… makes the world around him slow to a stop instead of making him faster than light.
t-they didn’t calc
Why didn’t they, anon? Huh? How come? It’s prime wank material. Could it be because… it’s noncanon filler?
If your argument is that it’s not calc’d because it’s anime-only that argument makes zero sense because they have the anime-only Gyutaro Red District feat calc’d.
He could kill Alucard or Dio with one swing of the soul reaver, btw.
You now remember that Diofags unironically believe he can fight and defeat Reverse Flash.
All 3 job to any of the Pillarmen
m.youtube.com
Kain is for Dracula
Except that happened in the manga? Retard alert?
see now, we can't give Al his strongest/most immortal canon form, because then we'd have to give DIO his strongest non-canon one.
who's the best for Shinji?
Respect to the Pillar Men but all Kain needs is one hit with the soul reaver and it devours their soul. Their insane regen wouldn't help them at all and may be a hindrance due to believing they have nothing to fear from a sword.
This is not even getting into Kains bullshit arsenal of magic and powers.
To be fair, having familiars makes for a cooler battle than the ability to not die.
giving Kyle White Lantern AND the Life Equation, when he explicitly had to sacrifice the latter to gain the former
I'm trying to think how they could bullshit a reason for this. Which one's stronger?
I see no reason why Alucard couldn’t just vore the Pillarmen since his biology is supernatural while theirs isn’t.
fucking Hellsingfags, don't bring up the glass because that's not an argument. That glass that Dio got thrown into was really REALLY sharp.
And he got knocked into it by SP, who is also obviously 1,500 x the speed of light. duh
Asuka. This is not up for debate.
Nope. In the anime it’s only three tornadoes and its reach is a couple of houses, not the entire district. They even specifically cite the anime. Sounds more like bias to me, not that I really care about the opinion of literal jobless dorks, I just find it ironic that you rely on them so heavily. Have you ever read Demon Slayer? Or is that just your outlet for your JoJo hatred.
He'd have to hit them. Also if he is touched by any of them he dies instantly via being absorbed. They are more likely to touch him than he is hitting him with soul reaver. Ultimate Kars might also be able to just copy his soul and make infinite clones of himself. Kain would probably lose 4/10 against regular Pillarmen but Ultimate Kars rapes him pretty much 10/10 times Kain could get lucky and hit him with Soul Reaver while he's in a weaker form or something.
I think it is
*in the manga
… if you ignore that Shinji is canonically mattied to Mari.
The issue is White Lantern is stronger stat-wise, but the Life Equation hax gives him control over other people’s willpower. Which is a HUGE wincon against Simon, but it also means not using Kyle’s most iconic form, which would be super-anticlimactic.
implying Liam isn't just going to make GL Kyla 50 times stronger than Simon at his best anyway
Leave Koji Kabuto and Mazinger...TO ME!
Not since the Rebuild timeskip.
Feat happens in the manga too
NOOOOOOOOOOO NONCANON YOU CAN’T USE THAT BECAUSE THE ANIMU FEAT IS BETTER REEEEEE
K.
The REAL question is: how are they gonna animate human-sized Kyle fighting a mech the size of the observable universe?
big mech construct
then they fist fight each other
and then probably a beam clash of some kind
Not a Jojohater, I like it too and think they exaggerated Joker somewhat in that ep
I think I got it:
fight begins with GL Kyle vs Simon
Kyle uses Life Equation
Simon no sells
gives up LE to become White (the dream of all latinos)
uses stats to win the day
Is this plausible?
as shown in his battle with Ares.
Wasn't that implied to be within Kratos' mind or at least in a pocket realm made by Ares since he wanted to break Kratos' spirit?
I don't know if any novel or supplementary materials say otherwise.
UUUUUUWAAAAAAAH INVINCIBLE-SAMA PLEASE LIST THIS OUTERVERSAL ELEPHANT OFF OF MY POOR HAND!!
Universe sized constructs.
>gives up LE to become White (the dream of all latinos)
Heh. Either the fight is going to end with Kyle reciting the GL mantra while swapping from the LE to WL or vice verse, and trapping the Gurren in a Source Wall before blasting it away, or it’ll end with him in his Life Equation form slowly disappearing as we flashback and see Simon fire nukes at him from the past.
Post a manga panel of this happening.
hehehe...
Post a manga panel of Goku not being sub-elephant. Maybe Goku is just weak to elephants?
That was all it was, an illusion. Don’t listen to Kratosfags saying Kratos destroyed a universe when that shit never happened. Even if the wallpaper background in Ares’ illusion was real and represented a universe, Kratos was never shown to destroy it. He got mindraped by Ares and killed him, that’s it.
Why wouldn't Kyle just go inside the mech and take the fight right to She-man?
Post Nolan not struggling to move on a planet with gravity 2 times greater than Earth.
Garbage.
This game prevented me from having sex.
I FUCKING CAN’T OKAY IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED ME TO FUCKING SAY BECAUSE I FUCKING CAN’T GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kratosura is an indicator that they will shrink a combatant down for the sake of the animation (and to artificially reaffirm their points.)
Why doesn't Superman just lobotomize Goku through his big anime eyes?
You gotta have a fight man.
The sun has far greater gravity than any planet and Viltrumites can move fine there.
My toon can!
His black hole feat shits all over anything saiyans have tbf
Im so going to make a pic of Kratos strangling and butfucking this fucking monkey soon.
Goku ate this elefand as revenge when no one was looking.
It can still be a fight. Why wouldn't the obvious tactic be immediately explored in a fight series? Does She-man not have anything outside of the robot?
WATASHI WA IKARI
Kyle tries to punch Simon
Simon BTFO’s him in a fist fight just like he did with the Anti-Spiral
why doesn't Superman
But he did exactly that.
that one Kuromi vs Homura autist in the pitch that bought out his bodypillow
kek I know it's one of you guys
beyond fiction
Should've had that faggot arrested.
Your mexican cousin is not a dev, pablo pifatso
Oh Jesus you can't be serious, as if that match wasn't cringe enough already, the dude actually is a pedo and only wants the fight because it makes him hard
But elephants are endangered!
Homura should fight someone she wins against because she’s suffered enough. I do kinda like her against Homestuck though.
cucked by a video toy
Imagine being so weak and pathetic.
Post a Kratos fan working on a game in a more official capacity than Bruno Velazquez.
Alright, so we're getting Homura vs I-No or Sakuya for sure if they use Homu, right? They can't do Homura vs Kuromi. That shit's tainted now.
Now how exactly would Kratos continue to fight without a way to generate velocity?
This is funny to think about since Asura has a huge range advantage in space as well. He could just create some distance and spam mantra blasts at Kratos lightyears away if he wanted to. But that would make the fight boring so they dumbed Asura down for him to repeat Wyzen’s mistake.
Literal never ever and FBI bait.
Post Kratos’s son not dating a sheboon.
ALL OF THE WORLD THAT YOU THOUGHT THAT YOU KNEW
EXISTS INSIDE OF YOUUUUUUU
I-I-I can’t!!!
Piccolobro cannot contain himself and started spouting about how little girls makes him hard
bought out his bodypillow
He brought out his body pillow? Was it of Homura?
A TRAGIC CASE OF MISTAKEN IDENTITY
THOUGHT IT WAS HIM BUT IT WAS MEEEE
Boom.
Next time ask him instead, pablo
You can’t, Kratos killed him
PICCOLOPICCOLOPICCOLOPICCOLOPICCOLOPICCOLO
Who has that pic of a Kratosfag saying they’ll become a game developer to make Kratos boundless or shit?
it was just his book dw
Know what, fair. Just never use PMMM ever. It's not worth it.
Who should ryona Rukia in a future bleach episode?
art from furaffinity
ermmm
But then Sailor Moon can’t fight her best opponent.
Krillin ig
Sailor Moon's best opponent is Goku
They want me to fight the chicken?
That could also work. They did say in the podcast the Homestuck didn't have any resistance to mind shit. Or had a weakness to it. She could just erase his memories.
This. The GOATs of 90's afterschool.
powerscaling is retarded, almost no anime character is above wall level
… is Spongebob.
halbro managed to pitch a mu
Powerscaling is retarded, almost no comic book character is above wall level.
BRING ME MOTHMAN
Death battle kratos vs asura
Don't remind me. That shit was the most retarded thing I've seen. It's one of the best arguments against scaling arguments honestly
Just have Homura fight Zoom.
Why didn't Gigi save Bejita from Thor...
...in my deranged headcanon.
…in my deranged headcanon.
What feats do these two have?
Uh oh, where’s the confirmation Kratosxisters? Surely the novel can’t be lying too?
Jersey Devil STOMPS.
The no el never even had that scene, you posted an entirely different scene because you didn’t read it.
And read your own post “maybe it's Ares using his powers to mess with the very fabric of reality.” Which was then confirmed by GOW2
HBOCman
Mothman can fly really fast and cause disasters. Bigfoot is going to job so hard.
The no el
ESLtos…
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSS!!!!
Context?
Rank the strongest cryptids, including Dogman, Wendigo, Skinwalkers, and gnomes
Bigfoot can easily pick up a big rock and knock the bug out of the air though, he stomps on physicals and has HAX resistance due to being a dimensional traveler in some accounts.
And read your own post “maybe it's Ares using his powers to mess with the very fabric of reality.”
maybe it’s all in his mind
so we never gave it much thought
where’s the confirmation?
Read the tweet and my post again, ILLITERATEtosbro.
Some dude pitched Homura vs Akemi and babbled for 15 minutes and the team was begging him to get to the point and just say why the mu was good and kicked him out after he overstayed for 5 minutes and he's a Neptuniafag who bought out his Neptunia bodypillow hilarious shit all around Homura vs Kurumi fags will never have their mu be an official episode
the confirmation was in the game and novel of GOW2, when you fight in the mountains after Ares teleports himself away to the pocket dimension and the place is empty. Which you would know if you had read or played either
Kojibros......we'fe fucked....
Mark can't break out of chains from a spawn that destroyed a car in his most impressive strength feat
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Skinwalkers: Puffed up indian witches who SQUEAL and FLEE at the mere mention of the Wendigo, an actual monster beast
Dogman: Better physicals than wolfman and more confirmed kills, the Beast of LBL has stacked bodies on record, Bigfoot is smarter though and may be able to out think one
Wendigo: A boundless spiritual BEAST who could eat fifteen bigfoots and still be peckish, the deer skull head isn't in the myths but looks cool as FUARK
Gnomes: ....L-let's not talk about them okay? I don't want any trouble.
in the comics
Invinciblebros...why do we have to rely on filler while everyone can pick apart our comics for canon jobbing and cuckoldry? This is why we have to cuckspam out of impotent rage...
markmarkmark
out of fucking NOWHERE
Shit, did JOBdock lose that hard?
M-M-M-MMULTIVERSAL SMART ATOM C-C-C--CHAINS!!!
… in the jobber contest because Shinji will be RETCONNED into winning first place after getting destroyed by ZERO.
Remember when fagon fag faggots would come here daily to seethe over SuperCAD?
Now they come to seethe over the SISSY version of Superman.
Imagine falling this far and hard lmao couldn't be me lol
Bond and 47? Both job to Derek Flint
Holy fuark, jobtrimite strength is SUB CAR LEVEL?!?!?!?
Remember when fagon fag faggots would come here daily to seethe over SuperCAD?
ESLvincibletards are seething so hard they can't even spell correctly and forgot they wasted entire threads seething at Superman after jobbing to everyone else LMAO
Invinciblebros we need to HIDE the EVIDENCE…
bleachsissies.... invincible got a hell arc before us....
No sane supermanfag likes kirkman, who spent his entire career shitting on superman.
But she DOES win against Kurumi? If you use her Devil form, that is
I like Superman and Kirkman. Lol I don't have to agree with the dude on everything to enjoy his stories.
Which you would know if you had read or played either
Look at the pic here closely , that point was already mentioned by the guy asking the question.
inb4 more seethe at Bruno
Ares didn’t create shit other than illusions unless you want to believe Kratos’s wife and daughter could breathe in space as well.
novel of GOW2
Post it then. Show where it said Ares created an area with actual space.
FUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCK WHY IS MY WEAK FODDER VERSE SO PATHETIC WE HAVE TO HIDE BEHIND FUCKING WALL LEVEL KRATOS?????
K, b, c.
...said Gohan to Mark.
5 years is too long for me to remain loyal to my husband
SLUTve…
Edit Immortal on him or vice versa
... because Mark effortlessly beat them in the KEKold competition.
Wonder why they put Yor vs Khazan, Khazan has like island tier durability.
Look at your pic closely, and remember Bruno Veloassqueso is a mexican coffeeboy who spends too much time thirsting for attention on twitter, and is not a dev
Even he has to cope with speculating "w-well probably the intention was"
The games, the novels and the ACTUAL DEVS all confirm it was a physical place he teleported to. The novel showed Ares teleporting there as well. All you have as cope is just crying and sucking some fat mexican twitterite's dick (who didn't even write for the game)
...'s opposite day event.
That Mark killed Spawn in that fight.
ENTER
Why does Mark age so inconsistently
…’s normal day
They think Cell VS Metal Sonic is cool.
fagon fags gonna get another L LMAO
so mentally ill they falseflag as kratosjeets for several days straight
Grim.
continues his seething over SISSYvincible
KEKAROOOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS LEVEL OF PATHETIC MANCHILD UP!!
Falseflag as Kratosfags for several days to tear down everyone they consider to be an opponent
How embarrassing.
James Downing is still alive nigga
samefagging
RTHtos
supernova victim
BITCHvincible melty
one (You) on my screen
Do you even know what samefagging is, newtard?
Kratosbros...we're innocent...
Kratos broke you.
fagon fag faggot meltdown
total CHAD WARS victory
You love to see it
CANON
mindbroken over Bruno
can’t post any proof from novels or “actual” devs
can’t prove it was a physical place with space
can’t refute that if it was actual space, then it would mean Greek citizens can breathe in space
Sad.
Mark got mindbroken by Jedi mind tricks into cuckposting
K, b, c
AAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEE MAKRBROS SPAM MORE BBC AND KEKOLD POSTS BEFORE LUKE MINDRAPES OUR HER-ACK!
Episode is pre DMCV, it's outdated
Also their scaling for Sephiroth was bizarre, they made up a strength feat for Zack cutting a door in half and then tried to say Sephiroth is 3 times that because his in-game strength stat is higher
K, b, c.
Street level
Too much power wank. We're gonna go to anthill level with Olimar vs The Knight (Hollow Knight)
Women on Twitter and single fags will call this mature behavior. Lmao. Mark and Peter Parker are so embarrassing. I think that's why I like the original manga Spider-Man. Really plays into how pathetic Spider-Man is.
cope victim
I miss Jim Spawn.
Yeah giving Sephiroth 30x hiroshima strength scaling because Zack cut a door was a pretty big cope, I agree
All I see is a weaker version of Mark that killed Spawn twice
So I looked at the novel, and I cannot really find any indication of it being in outer space, but I am also not entirely sure what language I am even looking for. Because it was limited to a pop up box, there also isn't much in the way of cross referencing.
he's alive albeit
Now that Samus has psychic powers, can we get her vs Darth Vader so Vader can get a win?
Spawn bleeds green not red, he killed someone cosplaying as Spawn and started bragging about KEK
I know but he's not Spawn anymore.
red blood
He clearly killed a cosplayer.
Luke can’t mindrape anyone with a strong will, Allen’s telepathy is stronger
Vader would genuinely lose that one though
His suit shortcircuits when exposed to electricity, Samus has like 5 different electricity beams
You want Vader to go 0-3
It's been known to happen
YAMEROOOOO WHISTLE-SAMA YOU CAN FUCK MY WIFE AND DAUGHTER JUST PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE
Luke can’t mindrape anyone with a strong will
Seeing how Mark couldn’t resist his wife cucking him, that’s probably not a high bar to clear
Kid Gohan did this btw
Vader hard stat-checks Samus, though, and he could deflect her shots with The Force. She'd have to hit him point blank with Super Plasma Beam or Prime Wave Beam. Maybe Prime 2 Annihilator would kill him.
Post Mark destroying a moon.
he could deflect her shots with The Force
Samus doesn't shoot Star Wars blasters. There's no particular reason why lightsabers would be able to deflect arbitrary ranged weapons. Consider that Samus has cluster missiles and a flamethrower.
Big Green
I cannot really find any indication of it being in outer space
There isn’t and I’m willing to bet they knew that too or the fight would be instantly over if Asura ever threw Kratos into space. Their other justifications with the other pop up boxes are just as bad and lazy as well. There is no proof that the “dimension” or illusion Ares made was actual space or even real. If it was, Kratos’s wife and daughter would have suffocated.
Just found this. What should I do with it?
FUAAAARCK I CAN'T I CAN ONLY POST MARK AND 2 OTHER VILTRUMITES DESTROYING A SLIGHTLY BIGGER THAN EARTH PLANET WITH AN UNSTABLE CORE.
Vader can't deflect a wave buster with the force though, not to mention there's a bunch of abilities Samus has that just wreck him, not like he can do anything against the likes of power bombs or hell, just Samus hacking his suit
We also don't know if he stat checks her, after all, by reasonable calculations Samus would be faster, though Vader has jedi precognition to even it out, and by Deathbattle retarded calculations we have no idea of how hard they would wank Samus because she in fact, does dodge laser attacks at several points so she's automatically FTL and if they scale her to Dark Samus's MP2 feat they could just say she's universal level durability because Dark Samus tanked Dark Aether collapsing
Yes that's retarded, but this is friggin' Deathbattle we're talking about, retarded calculations is all they do
If we go just by reasonable calculations I'd still give it to Samus, on account of Vader never really doing anything that would actively threaten her seriously and him having a massive weakness to a lot of Samus's weaponry
god I feel stupid. i just realized Viltrum is named that because of your philtrum, which your mustache covers.
also am I missing something here because the ring of DEAD VILTRUMITES got caught well within the fireball of Viltrum's explosion. like not even talking about the blast radius. they got caught inside the fireball and they took it with no damage????
Also the planet was made of smart atoms that couldn't stop Abe Lincoln from being killed by 18th century pistols btw
Return the slab.
We also don't know if he stat checks her
Samus is a lot stronger (grew up on a high gravity planet). Physically, she'd fit in with Saiyan Saga main characters.
Kratos’ wife and daughter weren’t in the space part, they were in the temple part. The novel which you didn’t read didn’t have a space part pr the battle in space, they just skipped over that and didn’t include it. Stop talking about shit you don’t know, it lowers the collective iq of discussion having to recite to nitwits like you a summary of things that happened vs your delusions
physical strength is largely irrelevant, it's a match decided mostly by speed and power of weaponry
regardless of how strong Samus is in direct combat, her power bombs are just stronger than anything she could do physically on account of being a heat blast in the millions of degrees
Samus is not that strong or fast. I'm a huge Metroid fan and her greatest feats are going like mach 3 in Speed Booster and tanking island level attacks.
Omni-Man UPSCALES from Thor
Thor was given 2,386,800 times universal output in Thor vs Vegeta
Thor was 70 QUADRILLION times faster than Vegeta in Thor vs Vegeta
It's so fucking over. Invincible wins.
Bigfoot is a dumb ape, Mothman is interdimensional and has precognition
Doesn't know that was retconned in Goku v Superman 4
Bejita now how infinite speed.
Damn that's actually a really kino matchup, surprised I hadn't seen it floating around before
How tall is Olimar compared to The Knight though? I know the Pikmin should be of a a comparable bug-like size but I'm not sure to what extent the Olimar-Knight size difference would matter
By all means the entire sequence doesn't make sense in terms of continuity of events.
OK! BUT CAN GOKU AND VEGETA SURVIVE YOYO MAN? THOUGHT SO.
yeh but at the same time, non-DB wanked Vader isn't that fast or durable either, at best he's capable of moving in short bursts at mach 1 or so and durability is pretty low considering that exposure to lava nearly killed him and exposure to fairly basic level electricity actually killed him
things that Samus withstands regularly with a fair bit of ease
I'm also a huge metroid fan, I know in what range of power we need to actually place Samus, but the issue is, this is deathbattle, they absolutely will do idiotic calculations
Reminder that Goku would've won that if not for Death Battle deliberately misunderstanding the World Forger feat to make Supes multiversal. That feat was the deciding factor and they got it wrong.
Silly anon Mark clearly died to the guy with AIDS. Could Goku and Vegeta defeat an AIDS pateint?
he's still coping
18 TONS-DONO...
Kratos’ wife and daughter weren’t in the space part, they were in the temple part
Kratosfags don’t even play their own fucking games. They keep parroting that Kratos can breathe in space and they can’t prove it.
This is actually a lot more impressive than you might think on first look, because it isn't just you lifting your body in that environment but also your organs and fluids getting insane amounts of pull. To push your blood around your body at those kinds of gravity is basically incomprehensible.
Literally tanked that
One shots DBZ
We can only settle this one way.
Would you rather be the son of Anissa and Bardock or Nolan and Fasha?
Trick question. Viltrumite genes are more dominant. You would slowly turn into a full blooded Viltrumite no matter what.
I think you can all agree with my takeaway that Viltrumites are simply better.
Reminder Nolan can't handle anything over 1.25Gs btw