Goetia are closer to military commanders

Loona and Anon, sitting in a tree...
Hiding from the authorities after minor tomfoolery...

The issue with HB and HH being in the same continuity makes both shows hard to watch because you think if the obvious issue of Amazon owning one show and not the other one wasnt a factor the overlap between both shows would be obvious

Adam: Hello fellow humans. I couldnt help but notice you're opening portals to hell

Dhork: Wait. You're Adam? Like the first human Adam?

The one and only

Oh dude this is perfect. We hate demons are want them to kindly go fuck themselves

Well what a coincidence I also hate demons. Gentleman, this is Lute she leads my angel army. Maybe the both of us could have some overlap and help each other out. Oh and yes, you will all be granted access into Heaven for this.

Expecting a fat upper-middle-class art grad chick to know anything about military shit.

Anon butt? Excuse me?

She also doesnt seem to know what "Overlord" means since Overlord in the context of this universe implies something of high status and most of the "Overlords" in hell pale in comparison to the sins who for whatever reason function near identically but are "more important"

Same with the Goetia

Expecting a fat upper-middle-class art grad chick to know anything

I want to KISS and HUG Octavia and tell her SWEET things and CURE her of her loneliness and LISTEN to her vents about her parents and fall in LOVE with her and one day PROPOSE to her and get MARRIED and have CHILDREN with her and PROTECT and PROVIDE for her and our children and turn her into the proper MOTHER she didn't get to have.

you and me both, anon
you and me both...

Oh I know who you are, Blitzo Buckzo, but see I calls you Blitzo Buttstuff. I watch I.M.P.'s TV ad all the time. So, you can go ahead bring them imps and hellhound lady waiting outside. It don't make me no difference. Now, I tell you what…I like ya and I want ya. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way the choice is yours.

What will Octavia look like at Stella's age?

DO NOT

something like this

I like the art that one drawfag posted of her at like 9 feet tall.

go to the trash HH thread hoping to find some owl or wolf pictures

its all gay porn

i dont know why i expected anything different

could it be this?

Yeah, that's it! Got more?

Torment her mind.

Taint her soul.

Break her body.

Make her dance to songs unknown.

Speak words not her own.

Call upon the Devil and worship his evil.

Frighten the one closest to you and seek to corrupt his soul.

but see I calls you Blitzo Buttstuff

This is gold

the same as she is now but stretched vertically

Technically it is accurate that they are aristocracy, most demons in the ars goetia are described as having very big important roles in hell's monarchy.
vasago is abnoxiously hispanic so you know he is one of the good guys in viv universe, if they talk like soft faggots they are le good
Apparently the goetia will be actually relevant next season, do we believe it?

This is cutting board erasure, Octavia is flat as a board and thin like a straw and she is perfect that way.

Overrun with namefags, LARPers and fujos. Which again, shouldn't be surprising given the nature of these shows

Is actually weird that hb threads are milder in that sense since the show is thousand times gayer than hh.

go to the trash HH thread

That was your first mistake

its all gay porn

i dont know why i expected anything different

It used to be worse alot worse
Pretty much this honestly

ITS THAT TIME AGAIN

one (1) request. preferably involving octaviaivieiveiv

Octavia playing board games with Anon.

POV: marrying Octavia

Octavia doing a kickflip

one (1) request

Tell us your fucking name and upload your shit somewhere so it doesn't get lost to time.

This is a good "bad end" no Anon Octavia.

Octavia wearing a salmon suit, like pic related.

Octavia and Anon listening to Black Sabbath and Motorhead albums

Octavia teaching anon how do to basic magic

BTW I could do a greentext about it later
I just got back from work so I'm making myself something to eat
Don't expect anything Absolute Cinema though

Shoot your shot.

Why didn't Andrealphus switched minds with Stolas?
Wouldn't that give him everything he wants?

What if Viv reveals that One's agnostic and Two's the jew?

What if Viv reveals that One's agnostic and Two's the jew?

Maybe, I mean the highest percentage of blonde black africans and black jews are in the same place.

Draw her calling stolas a friendless horse fucker living a "sissy life style"

What if Viv reveals that One's agnostic and Two's the jew?

Good reversal but I do have this great idea based on experience with Maronites and Armenians that'd work better for One and 2nd world Remove Kebab shit filtered through oblivious autism.

DHORKS and IMP (including anon are forced to work together.)

Anon tells One and offensive joke

One says he has his own joke

"Ok so there's a Jew, a Kurd, a Maronite and a Sunni Arab in an elevator."

3 minutes later

"And then Kurd says to the Maronite and the Jew, well, at least we're wearing life jackets!"

everyone but him looks horrified

even Blitzo is in shock

until that moment Loona didn't know what Sunni meant but she feels offended

One is still smiling before it falters

"Honestly I never got it but my Uncle used to tell it to his friends and they all laughed."

BIRD MILK

Didn't we have a few greentexts a few months back that showed Stolas possessing Two for the purpose of fucking One?

We sure did. I don't have them though.

How would Stolas meeting your parents go?
In disguise, obviously
How would you introduce him?

Would Anon get invited to dinner at the mansion?
Those awkward as shit dinners Octavia puts up with?

Would Anon get invited to dinner at the mansion?

I feel like Stolas would know better but... it's Stolas. Stella would yell and ask if Stolas is fucking his apprentice too.

Anon is interrogated by Stella for an hour

fun times

This thread is spiraling out of control so I'm going to post my very wip sketches to hopefully have some semblance of, I don't know, order in here.

youtube.com/watch?v=rmpFmJfEZXs I can only imagine it going like this with Anon there.

That looks cool!

This thread is spiraling out of control so I'm going to post my very wip sketches to hopefully have some semblance of, I don't know, order in here.

Nice art but the scenario depresses me because it can't end well. I'm just gonna assume that One finally kills Stolas for real is the default ending because I don't want them to end in fucking tragedy.

"Mom, Dad. This is uh...the guy that I told you about. Mr G. Oetian."

"It's so nice to finally meet you, Mr Oetian. He's told us alot about you."

"I erm...didn't realise I was to be expected in such a way."

"We're just so glad our son finally found someone."

"Excuse me?"

Anon nearly chokes on his own spit.

Probably not. He and Octavia might bounce in over to Blitzo's place for a less stressful celebration.
Or they might go out somewhere together. Just the two of them.

He'll kill Stolas once and for all when, after he returns and literally drags Two down to Hell, CHERUB manages to get up into Heaven and speak on his behalf. One is brought up to Heaven after, in dispair at losing her, he throws himself off a bridge. They see his heart is pure, and take the blade he has been using and imbue it with holy power - enough power to destroy the evil that now controls Two. But they warn him, as they send him on his way - the sword can harm him and her as well. Be wary.

How would Stolas meeting your parents go?

In disguise, obviously

How would you introduce him?

Hey Dad, this is Stolas, a friend from work. He wanted to come to dinner for some reason.

Dad would be happy I brought a friend over, and be kind to him.

Are you the artist? Also does One just end up like Adult Swim Ending Samurai Jack?

Depends, would i have to introduce him as my professor(magic teacher), my future father-in-law or my employer?
For the first, i'd have to pass him as some sort of history prof, as thats what i am majoring in, though i do not know how i could explain bringing a professor over to meet my parents
For the second, introducing him does imply that i introduced octavia first a while beforehand, so it would be much easier
For the last it would be a bit like the first, but i could maybe pass it as him simply being eccentric and wanting to better know those who work under him, seeing them as a family or something

Though, in any case, we would have to be extremely careful as my mother is rather religious and i wouldn't want to scare her with the truth

After a long while of searching for records finally

Anon manages to get on some records to surprise Octavia

Once he arrives and knocks on the door he excepts the imp butler to answer instead its Stella

She just glares at Anon

"Howdy is Octavia home?"

She merely points behind her

Anon walks in passed her as she closes the door

Anon could have sworn her glare briefly dropped when he passed by her but didn't bother to fully notice and did not want to push Stella's boundaries

Anon reaches Octavia's room and knocks

Octavia swings her door open with a look of dreariness that quickly went away upon seeing Anon

"Anon, why are you here?"

<"I got those album records I mentioned to you"

"Oh!" Her eyes widened and lit up

"You still got you dad record player in here?"

She nods and quickly rushes over to it

Anon makes his way in and closes the door behind him

Ayyyy this SHIT is why Skibidi Toilet won and will keep winning. Peace.

Irrelevancy...

I mean a lot of the aristocracy ended up being military commanders due to nepotism and shit like that.

How on Earth is Two gonna just poof and disappear like Ashi? No, that won't happen. We're going by Lich King rules: Stolas can only be destroyed at the point he was made: In Hell. With the Angellic Blade, he can be destroyed.

What does Stella wear when she's lounging around?

A T-Shirt that says "Stuff me" and her underwear.

I got a headcanon for you:

Turns out hell has it's own version of hell, a prison specifically for souls that are too evil to be allowed to exist in the rings but too strong to be burned in hellfire

it is a pitch black void completely out of god's sight, there is no food so naturally souls will eat each other

time works different there so often a soul locked up will inevitably change and warp, becoming something eldritch

it was made from the bones and bodies of the other fallen angels that followed lucifer to hell

occasionally some jackass, either sinner or hellborn, will get hell's version of a ouija board and ends up by sheer chance contacting one of these souls, naturally it doesn't go well.

Its cool. But it makes Stolas seem cooler than he is. He's weak willed middle management whose main vices are horniness and self absorbed self pity.

Full dress and makeup.

This is where I imagine Belial, Ornias and the og leaders of hell were bound along with the watchers. It's ok though, the OG guys get to be closer to the things they worshipped

(cont)

After plugging it in and placing a record in

The two begin to take in the tunes

Octavia simply nodding along seemly enjoying the music

The next song comes on Anon recognizes it

It's Children of the Grave

Anon looks over at Octavia to see how reacts

She's no longer nodding she's up and dancing, air guitaring

Anon starts to dance along next to her

Anon cant but look and see how at peace she is

Her smile. her eyes no longer have a look of dreariness

She has the look of content and joy

Anon distracted by Octavia didn't realize the song ended

Once it did Anon and Octavia make eye contact

They realize what they were doing

Anon face goes red so does Octavia's

Not just her face but her white feathers on her face

Turn into a shade of pink

She covers her face in embarrassment

She's shaking quite a bit

Anon isn't sure of what to do he's scared

Of what Stolas or Stella would do if they god forbid came in

Anon gets an idea

He walks over to Octavia and hugs her

Octavia stops shaking

Anon breaks the silence

"You have to hide your true self anymore"

Octavia looks at Anon who simply smiles

She smiles back and collapses into his arms

She responds with only two words "Thank you"

show about gays

best options are the women

best male options are just the women again but genderbent

Bravo viv

I feel like hell’s equivalent of an ouija board is just a regular one but it connects to one being used on earth and you can move the planchette to move it on the earth board. It’s their version of prank calling.

Anyway that's my first major greentext did fuck up on the first part but first for everything right?
Not much into writing romances but I gave it a shot

Five minutes in Stella and Stolas start arguing and Octavia and you slip away to her room or the yard

It’s their version of prank calling.

Thats brilliant kek

I have a story idea of a soul being sent to the abyss and then slowly, one by one, eating every other soul in there before turning his attention to hell proper, the now self identified Forsaken[called that because he's an edgy twat] waits for someone to open the door for him to get out

Male Millie being Male Loona's wingman.

no that's a different board, it's often bought to fuck with people, the one that contacts the pit below hell is Hell's Ouija board and the prank one is called a Luigi-Board due to copyright

"You Don't have to hide your true self anymore"

And I fucked up

Eh, we all have typos. You good man. Don't do it again, or Martha will getcha.

Martha's too busy munching carpet to do anything drastic.
Reminds me of a certain other greentext however

spoiler

Marthanon?

goetia are closer to military commanders

Are you sure? They all have aristocratic and noble titles in Pseudomonarchia Daemonum and The Lesser Key of Solomon. Aristocracy and nobility in real life did have their own small armies.

I personally believe HB is a prequel of HH.

Apparently the goetia will be actually relevant next season, do we believe it?

No other reason to introduce Vassago and the background Goetia.

heh

Maybe Sinners who didn't redeem themselves and got killed by angelic weapons end up there, and maybe this super hell is tied to Evil / Roo.

there is no food so naturally souls will eat each other

Sounds like the Hollows from Bleach.

Oh great spirits of the beyond...should I date Chad?

I mean, there's definitely more than a few points in history where posh noble and military commander were one and the same.

Goetia are essentially Prussian aristocrats with English and/or cockney accents

Stolas cover of Modern Major General

I'd pay to see that.