put these two in the Jungle in a death match against Lex and Doom and who's walking away?
Put these two in the Jungle in a death match against Lex and Doom and who's walking away?
Do they get no tech? Bats and Doom are the only ones who’re so smart they know kungfu and shit
Lex and Doom
I imagine Batman has survival skills. I dunno if he still makes his own tech but if the environment is a jungle, making gadgets isn't the skill you need.
Are they in regular clothing? Lex and Doom would probably have it out against each other because their egos would clash in some way, in which case I'd give it to Doom because he still fucking knows magic and the other three don't.
Oof, it's gonna end with bats vs doom, and that's hard to, Bruce has master class survivalist training, but vic has magic.
Victor rabbit punched a lion to death. Naked.
He's also a magician.
Lex and Doom would have the upperhand but then lose because Batman would play them against each other, since they're both massive egoists who couldn't possibly work together for real. And then Tony would shoot a energy cannon made out of twigs and pinecones or some shit and it'd be over.
Obviously the heroes with the plot armour granting them decades of similar wins.
Tony would shoot a energy cannon made out of twigs and pinecones
DOOM.
It is Rick and Morty time
Probably doom purely because he knows magic and is strong without his tech
I'm just imagining Tone and Bats having a Spy vs. Spy invention duel now
What if they met and became an uneasy duo instead?
How smart is Peter Parker Spider-Man?
Here the gag is gadgets.
He made web fluid, web shooters and tracers, so significantly more knowledgeable and inventive than most people.
Not Stark or Reed level, but he's pretty high up there.
based
Bruce: “Wait, what’s he crafting? I can craft too you titanium bitch, just like how your generational trauma crafted your alcoholism!”
Batman would easily win. Doom retards need to go jerk off in their corner away from everyone else.
Doom multi-classed, Batman doesn't even know cantrips.
Tony and Lex go first. Bruce gets by on his survival skills until he tries to get the drop on Doom and he just zaps him. Doom's a literal wizard who can also kill lions with his bare hands. None of the other three are on his level.
Lex thinks he's doing something clever, fails. Tony thinks he's doing something clever, fails. Doom wrecks both of them. Bruce goes stealth mode and figures out how to fuck up Doom's magic by breaking his jaw/hands, but refuses to kill him and escapes the arena.
If Peter were in the mix he wouldn't lose but he'd spend the next decade trying to get all 4 of them wrangled at the same time.
Bruce goes stealth mode and figures out how to fuck up Doom's magic by breaking his jaw/hands, but refuses to kill him and escapes the arena.
Why are Batfags this retarded? You think Doom wouldn't casually activate a protective magic bubble? You think Batfag would grab him and crush his hands before Doom could use a minor spell activated by just words? Christ, Batfags, Superfags and Spiderfags are the most annoying people next to Stormfags, but they're retarded negresses so that's to be expected.
Outclassed by batman in a 10 year old's body, and this was before decades of cosmic-level batwank.
Not even a batfag just going off how the characters are written. Doom would set a trap or some magic bullshit, Bruce would see through it and trick Doom into another trap.
Spidey in the back wins the contest since he’s not a complete loser like Iron FRAUD and Bat HACK
using Silver Age BS
going "nuh-uh" as the sole argument
Batfags, peak retards every single time. Nigger, Doom's a literal black magic sorcerer, he's got protective spells all around him and has heightened senses. No faggot crouching on trees is going to
get the drop on him
pierce through his shields
manage to grab him, break his hands and also take him down
all before Doom manages to utter two words and blast Batfag away
Nigger, even in your scenario with the broken hands Doom literally just whispers and has Eldritch tentacles appear and drag Brucie to Hell for some arserape.
Really, Spider-Man had the gid mix of speed, power, and intelligence to easily take out all four of them most of the time.
He's also one hero that's fibrosis immune to Batplotwank. He's agile and strong enough that Batman can't take him hand to hand, smart enough to at the very least counter his gadgets, and spider sense makes him functionally immune to being caught by surprise.
Depends on the writer.
What would most likely happen is
Iron Man jobs to Lex using an opening provided by Doom
Doom betrays Lex right as Luthor corners Batman
Batman apparently kills Doom, but knew it was a Doombot all along
Iron Man uses the Doombot to get them both out of there
Lex crawls out of the trap Doom set for him and swears vengeance
So all of them
Batman shoots Doom with a blowdart
Doom shields it and wraps Bats up in tentacles
walks over to gloat
steps on the second dart Bats left in the mud and is paralyzed
Go gobble a big black magic cock
magic shield stops working like it's a 1-hit-shield in a videogame because... because... Batfag has to win!!1111!!!
Lol. Lmao.
Let's not go crazy, Spiderfag, Doom bends Spider-Man over.
Not even his magic btw, he has to beg the demon plowing his mom every night to use a bit of his power.
Batfag is also a secondary who doesn't know anything and keeps pretending his headcanons are real
You Batfags are embarrassing. I'm not wasting any more time on retards like you.
VS shit is retarded
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Batman would win because he prepared for the conflict. Because Batman clearly has precognition powers
I love this
Let’s never stop
Doom jobs to fucking everyone.
What the fuck is this art
In a jungle? Sure. With all of their gadgets? He'd get crushed.