Death Battle

BEASTS

Homura vs Akemi is SHIT and FINISHED

This was unironically the best Goku vs Superman fight they did.

Fredbear's legs TANKED entire Universe's destruction

… if you pretend Goku vs Superman 1 doesn’t exist.

Was Galactus vs Unicron accurate?

Nepgear vs Gohan forever lost because of this sperg

God FUCKING DAMMIT

Ben's actual reaction to this

Why this fucking retard though it would be a good idea to bring his body pillow to the stream, I will never know.

Solos the invincible verse btw

these are the guys calling Shigaraki a “cringe incel chud”

Is this actually the same dude

Where can I watch the pitch? I need to see this because it sounds like massive cringekino

why is there so much tranime in this general?

Homura’s a fine piece of ass tho, you gotta admit

Bejitabro btw if that matters

Mami is better fap material

Wins all 1v1 fights

mindbreaks you to out yourself as the KEKED and BLACKED spammer all this time

Nothing personal Mark.

Here it is
youtu.be/Yw_FC4dd3eA

Gets stomped by Jessica Rabbit

He also mind tricked Speez into bringing out his body pillow to sabotage Kurumura

Luke Skywalker brainwashed me into believing I'm a kratosjeet...

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

Who wins a tit slap fight between her and Holli Wood?

Both seem to be equal in size, but Jessica being a toon and stronger physically gives her the win

Ben sounds genuinely interested in the match, looks pretty happy to hear a new pitch and optimistic to see what it's about

Looks over to see a dude with cat ears holding an anime body pillow talking about his 14 year old magical girl waifu, instantly gets a massive WTF expression and his smile has yet to return since

Kek I'm only a few minutes into the actual pitch and already this is priceless

Dude, Holli is also a toon.

Post characters you want to become stronger in the future

,,,Except when it comes to people with freezing powers,then he dies like a bitch

Holli is also a toon.

I'm happy this MU isn't as likely to happen anymore since I wasn't really looking forward to watching Kurumi get stomped like that.

She has a demon form now

Did she ever had a chance to be a normal sister,or was she always bound to be a mental case?

live Ben reaction:

I just looked, and yeah she gets stomped flat. Why was this matchup ever even considered? I-No, Sakuya, Zoom, Homestuck dude are all there and are on Homura's actual level of power.

The whole family was doomed from stage 1

Watch me pitch Batman vs Solid Snake

Are Smart Atoms even canon? I think they only get mentioned in the guidebook and the guidebook came out before Conquest appeared.

Some people try and argue that Kurumi wins but I don't see how unless you use a composite version that includes all her gacha game versions. Canon Date a Live does reach universe levels but Kurumi is not one of the characters that scales that high.

I fucking hate speed, the most annoying stat ruining all interesting matchups

Does she have any good matches? What's her story like? I can tell there's some time stuff, but what's her character and motivation like?

i don't remember them coming up once in the comics. i take guidebooks as a secondary source in general

She was fucked from birth, though her uncaring parents didn't help.

Go on.

Don't forget your Batman bodypillow

beast mode desu

Looking at her match up spread, it seems that all of Homura matchs also apply to her. Character wise, she started off as a antagonist that almost killed an entire school and was stated to have the highest kill count of any girl in the series. Although she becomes good later and her main motivation was to kill the actual final boss since she's responsible for the death of her friend and a bunch of other shit in the series.

After a brief look, I'm going to note she just seems to be a female Nox from Wakfu.

Kurumi vs Homura got fucked over and i love it

fuck that mu
Homura has a hundred better opponents

Kurumi vs Homura is super dead and cant be happier

Hope xvx or other shows make her justice with better foes

you got that right

YOU’RE TOO SLOW!!!
*swishes finger at you*

so fast that he doesn't even show up in the image

fuark....

GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE BLUE SHIT!!!!

We talking time stopping Homura Akemi or full on Demiurge AI YO Homura? Anyways no one beats the GOAT of Umineko

Reminder that SHITnic was officially slower than Flash in the crossover, btw.

Obviously it would be Devil Homura vs Bernkastel

*Solos Dragon Ball Super*

While cosplaying as snake while were at it

game purple man vs canon super goku

hardly fair.

that sounds nothing like homura

good riddance your mu died

That's Fnaf World Purple Guy who has Transmutation and a few other haxes with Bytes and Chips

thats what i said
not canon purpleman

Can [character who stomps] defeat Homelander?!

Can [X] survive the saiyan/Viltrumite invasion?!

Why X vs Y isn’t close

Why X vs Y is close

The slop consumeth…

Thorbros... EXPLAIN...

this all couldve been prevented if death battle didnt make superman and nolan beat goku and bardock

then it would've just been replaced by 'Trapped and Betrayed' etcetera

(skrull)

but dont you see? he was TRICKED, thats not how thorgod usually is

Sonic does beat Goku THOUGH.

SquareSoft vs FromSoft
How do we do this? What matchups you got?

Archie Sonic does beat ch1 kid goku

this abysmal resistance to cutting weapons

It's not even debatable at this point, a lightsaber would SHRED Mark

When you consider their lack of cutting resistance and heat resistance combined then yes you could make a case for that.

I mean yes, but the Lightsaber is not a cutting weapon

Thula's blade is Small Planet level

That’s a Viltrumite weapon made by Viltrumites and swung by a viltrumite. Hardly a regular knife wielded by some black dindu in Texas
In comparison Jedi can’t even cut through some animal hides or mandalorian armors with their lightsabers

Post Thula's knife destroying a planet

Her mom forcing her like five year old brother to raise her kinda doomed it from the start.

blades and guns work by penetrating flesh.

Human bodies are technically above bullet level since they dont explode on contact, you know.

has on panel destroyed mountains and cliffs

meanwhile viltrumite blades have zero feats

Krillin's got this.

I'm guessing it's made out of the same unobtanium alloy as Conquest's gauntlet and Thula's Viltrumite level strength also plays a factor. As for why Viltrumites don't just make swords and shields of the stuff I really couldn't tell you. Maybe the same reason Iron Man doesn't make suits for everyone when they fight really big threats or something

Krillin’s never destroyed any mountain. The scene this is from he only manages to destroy a small rock outcropping.

DBZ character destroys a wooden shack

HAS ON PANEL DESTROYED A SKYSCRAPER MADE OF ADAMANTIUM

Why are z tards like this?

it’s all they have

Frieza would destroy the entire viltrumite race with zero effort.

By disrupting their cores? I don't think so...

destroy their cocks with his patented SLURP of surrender, that is

This is the day moeshit is banned from Death Battle aint it?

Patches vs Exdeath

based on Invincible rules they'd kill themselves trying to hurt him kek

AND THIS IS WHY WE CONTROL OUR POWER LEVELS

still no response

I guess they don't give a shit about feats when it suits them.

True.
Frieza survived being cut half AND the explosion of Namek.

Cut in half by…a sword???

dead Viltrumites seemingly didn't take any visible damage from a planetary explosion so I don't think Frieza in his first form is much stronger than they are. Final form well I'll leave that up to better minds than mine

Thula’s knife could harm someone who, at the time, was fully capable of taking attacks from someone who could destroy countries just by flying. That is a lot more impressive than…cutting a small chunk of a fucking cliff off.

no, he got cut in half by his own attack on Namek when he tried to kill Goku while mimicking the destruct disk

It's pretty simple
Most early comic authors were Jews
Not even Anon Babble posting, but when you read old comics you have to take into account the perspectives of the people writing them, who in this case are grouping "Nordic" and "Teutonic" together because it isn't their mythos that they're adapting into comics
This is also why Captain America uses golem symbolism He's a champion created by a Jewish elder to protect Jews, he has the English analogue to the Jewish symbol א on his head while a golem is animated by the symbols אמת, meaning "truth", and can only die if you erase א leaving מת meaning "death" and Superman uses archangel symbolism Kryptonian names have the same naming rules as archangel names in that they end with -el i.e Michael, Gabriel, Kal-el, Superman is incorruptible and powerful like an angel, he's often shown with light behind him evocative of a halo and his cape spreads out behind him like an angel's wings etc.
The actual mythical Thor wasn't really well understood by the Jewish comic writers who created Marvel's Thor, so they replaced parts of his identity with a "Teutonic" or "Aryan" identity that they were more familiar with. This is also why Marvel Thor is blond instead of a redhead like the actual Thor was

Oh right, I was thinking of when Trunks easily cut Frieza in two with zero effort.

…Using only a sword.

I mean even Thragg is Saiyan Saga tier in terms of strength and durability, and even 1st form is so exponentially above that that I geniunely don't know how they even harm Frieza considering Viltrumites rely entirely on overwhelming physical force

Uh-oh...

Yeah, a sword powered by SSJ Trunks, who was far stronger than him.
Thus, making Trunks far stronger than any viltrumite too.

A sword is still stronger than a dagger admittingly

i don't think it's a coincidence that many of Thor's earlier struggles were against Odin, representing God and the heavens. very Old Testament-y

“Powered by”

Headcanon. Trunks doesn’t have any power to increase the durability of sword.
Frieza got beaten by just a sword therefore.

It looks like that dagger was made out of a viltrumite's bones

Holy fuark, sword level frieza solos all sub dagger level viltrumites...

Jack Black Steve murdered four people in real life

What a boundless fucking BEAST

His forehead was THIS big, Mark. He was some kind of "super salient god" or something. Couldn't even deadlift 1,000 tons. I diverted an asteroid the size of TEXAS. Of course I beat him

And Trunks' sword is Tapion's enchanted sword so the dagger still ends up being weaker

Headcanon

There's no reason to think he couldn't have been using KI to harden the sword.
You can obviously use KI to harden your own body, as Trunk was able to catch the same sword he used to cut Frieza up in the palm of his hand.

now resorting to just lying

Once again ddagonball blacks are pathetic

Evidence?

Trunks’s sword can destroy Viltrum in a single swing, btw

There is a reason, because that’s just pretending he has new imaginary powers that have never been mentioned as a cope

I saw it in a dream

There's no reason to think he couldn't have been using KI to harden the sword.

Okay sure let’s see your reasoning shall w-

You can obviously use KI to harden your own body

That…is completely different from using ki on a foreign object.

In DBS didn't trunks straight up make a Ki-sword to "kill" Fused Zamasu?

If you can harden your own skin with KI, why would it be impossible for you to also use KI on things you hold? Especially since Trunks sword was made a couple decades in the future.
Perhaps Bulma made the sword to be able to channel KI into it?

Front Mission vs Armored Core

Tapion gave Future Trunks his sword according to two sources, Raging Blast and Battle of Z. But then again, I wouldn't expect people who hide behind kratosjeets to have the IQ to do basic research.

two mountain level fodders fighting over whose mountain was bigger

Pathetic

that's what I thought too. or maybe a Rognarr's

All of that is literally just headcanon. Is there unironically NO canonical explanation for Trunk’s sword? Or using ki on objects to enhance them? There has to be something.

I'm sorry are people genuinely arguing (shitposting) Thula is as strong as Future Trunks because one used a dagger and one used a sword?

Please of the love of all that is holy release a preview Death Battle I cannot stand this shit

It's different but a character has used a "Ki-shield" before, Super Vegito did it to not get completely absorbed by Buuhan. There's probably another example but I can't think of one.

I don't think there is any canonical evidence.
Maybe Frieza was just retarded at the time and didn't know how to use KI to harden his body?
But that doesn't make sense either, since that type of shit should be like, the most basic use of KI in the series.

would that be Tapion from the Hirudegarn movie? i don't remember if he was exclusive to that movie or not. it's definitely not canon to the main timeline

Neither of those are canon though?

dies to a bomb smaller than a human hand

KEK

using a sub-mountain level fodder to talk about mountain level chads

???
Most super powered people don't have insides as durable as their outside.

Canon only counts when i’m pretending Krillin didn’t watch his girlfriend being fucked in the back of a car

Neither is any viltrumite destroying anything bigger than a room with a sword

It was already on thin ice after the other moeslop matchups they did like Killua vs Misaka underperformed, this was just the nail in the coffin
If nothing else the matchup that got its pitch botched is 500% dead and its characters most likely will get shafted

or maybe the bomb is a fuckton more powerful than normal bombs because it was made by Robot to specifically kill beings as powerful as Viltrumites?

That bomb had the power of a star because I'm retarded btw

I mean, yeah, that too.
But it's also extra effective since you know, it's inside of him.

A better example is to just use Beerus taking out the Z Fighters with regular wooden chopsticks.

I think Superman and Thor also tanked attacks from the inside too.
Viltrumites are just the odd one out.

Neither of those sources are canon and they contradict the actual main series where Future Trunks comes from a timeline where the Dragon Team are dead and the Androids reigned supreme. In other sources Trunks even says he got it from Gohan

Fair, but its been demonstrated that Viltrumite organs are still incredibly durable considering that they've been able to fight at a reasonably high level multiple times while being disemboweled

Most super powered people don't have insides as durable as their outside.

Which is kind of dumb if you think about it because their powers should tear their insides apart if that's the case
For example if you had super-strength but no internal super-durability your muscles would just tear themselves apart, or your bones would fracture when you lifted something heavy, stuff like that
Unfortunately the only series I can think of that really tackles this is My Hero Aca, which is shounenslop

If a character can go FTL on pure speed alone. Doesn't that mean they do not have a speed limit? If a character can move at the speed of light, how can they even see?

Boy I sure love intelligent white-skinned posters who provide evidence of object-hardening powers, and don’t just pretend their self-inserts have powers they make up as copes to beat Superman/Invincible/Etcetera in their headcanons

Mai's sniper rifle was considered a viable way of taking Goku Black out

King Vegeta mounted snipers to take Frieza out while knowing Frieza and all his entourage were a lot stronger than himself

Android 16's nuke was considered a viable threat to Cell by 16, who knew Cell was stronger than himself

Granolah got his back blown out by a handheld raygun

DBS Goku got his heart pierced by a ring laser

why are weapons so fucking strong?

Stuff stops making sense once we hit single digit percentages of c, we're kinda forced to toss out Special Relativity and even then that still doesn't help since then we have no explanation for how black holes function.

All of those weapons can destroy solar systems.

Superman hasn’t tanked them. Characters like Atom and Manchester Black have said he’s strong on the inside too but far less strong so they always manage to injure him

And he's still stronger on the inside compared to Viltrumites

Saiyans don't need to be able to harden a sword to kill a viltrumite anyways.
Just evaporate them with a ki blast.

Self-insert

huh, but I would imagine self inserting as Mark would be a terrible way to read invincible.

Probably not. Manchester Black compared his veins to concrete, which is pretty strong but would be easily smashed up by a bomb. Atom doesn’t have superstrength either but he’s badly hurt Superman’s insides

goodness gracious that goalpost ended up in Universe 6. right on Champa's lawn

I mean, comparing Kryptonians to Viltrumites on any level is entirely unfair considering the sheer gap in strength between them

Champa would literally eat the entire viltrumite race no diff.

It's not even that, I think other races like frieza's species and saiyans are more durable internally

Exavtly, since it’s confirmed fact by the authors that Viltrumites absolutely beat the shit out of Superman

he must've eaten the goalpost too. so defensive...

ESLvincible

I guess that explains why they falseflag as kratosjeets who are also subhuman ESLtards.

Very funny.

mfw I'm stupid enough to try having decent discussion on /dbg/

Viltrumites can survive the heat of the sun for brief moments, a lightsaber doesn’t have anything on that.

No not a joke, it’s literally true and the author literally confirmed it.

You may resume crying now.

How can you WoG for a series you've never written and don't have any rights over?

Correctamundo!

What is Death of The Author for 500

but yeah I should stop responding to shitposts lol.

What is Death of The Author for 500

The answer is ‘a cope’. Pour some of your tears into my glass, i’m thirsty

Canon! (literally)

Nice of you to confirm all the invinciblefags in this thread are cuckposting speds that value headcanon over actual evidence as with every thread.

Nice of you to keep crying like a baby fag over literal canon, superbitch

Omni-Man…

I meaaaaaaan.....

He writes for Invincible and created invincible. If he says he’s syronger than a meteor, he’s stronger than a meteor. If he says he’s age 18, he’s age 18. If he says he’s stronger than Superman, he’s stronger than Superman. Cry about it more

Every single Viltrumite…

What is Death of The Author for 500

actually survives being sealed inside a star for ages

Why is Red Hood vs Punisher a bad match up?

Heh, my author said I can beat Superman, I’ve got thi- I-I-I-I-IS THAT A SUN!?!?!? AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE MY SKIN THAT’S SAID TO BE STRONGER THAN SUPERMAN CAN’T HANDLE THE HEAT OF THIS STAR PLEASE SAVE ME SUPERMAN BEFORE I GET MELTED AWAY BY THE VERY THING THAT EMPOWERS YOU AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE

Post Superman tanking a nuke.

I CAAAAAAANNN’T!!!! WAAAAHH IM GONNA KEEP CRYING ABOUT IT LIKE A SISSY EVEN THOUGH IM AN OBESE ADULT MALE IN MY 40S WAAAAAAHHHHH

F-fuck you! I hate you!

That was 2v1. He'd have won otherwise.

Oh nonononono…

I-I-I-I can’t!!!

Post Kakarot kissing his wife.

Shit...

Kratos would solo the Invincible verse.

IMPOSSIBRU!!

Please take your medication, I promise the doctors aren't trying to kill you.

I….. AM INCAPABLE………

He's not a kissless cuck for nothing

F-F-F-F-FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dbspics and invincijeets arguing which of their brown series is better

Funny.

—ACK!!

SISSYvinciblefags are getting BTFO again

When will it end? When will they stop being mindbroken and accept the fact that their verse is weak?

Superhomo hiding behind Kratos now because Kirkmam made him cry

Pathetic

—-ACK!

I just noticed Viltrumites can't break Thraxan armor with their punches despite it not even being made by superhuman aliens.

I'm a xeeleefag

copying your betters

Make your own posts, little man

What do you mean by 'tanking' a nuke? Surviving one?
Because Injustice Superman(a weaker than normal Superman) survived Captain Atom exploding on him with the force of over 10 nuclear bombs.

Taking no damage from one.
Superman’s been hit by nukes but they’ve historically always gravely injured him. While Viltrumites make Tsra Bomba look like a joke just by moving

Megaversal bug armor please understand

Invinciblexirs, we must PRETEND this evidence DOESN’T EXIST…

KIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGTTTOOOSSSSSS!

it was 7 megatons according to the next issue, but it knocked him out

Okay, well the injustice Superman took the explosion from over 10x that of a nuclear bomb and was recovered within a few seconds.
So... I'd call that tanking a lot more than just a 'nuke'.
And injustice Superman IS one of the weaker ones.

Wall level bug armor is too strong for viltrumite hands please understand

The evidence that a nuclear explosion laid him out FLAT?

Thanks for admitting Mark beats superman up I guess (:

No he didn’t recover in a few seconds, it knocked him plain out. And canon Superman always gets btfo by much smaller nukes

S-S-S-S-S-SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uhhhhhhhhh Viltrumites have enhance their armor with smart atoms despite Conquest's arm being weaker than his body

over 10x that of a nuclear bomb

See It was only 7 megatons

Superfags lying again or just coping?

turns your favorite character into an egg

Popeye won.

the pages literally say it happened 'moments ago' and then it shows Superman opening his eyes
what the fuck do you think 'moments' are?

Lying. It’s very common for them because they’re self-inserters

Superman would've punched straight through that armor btw

Luke Skywalker

Nero

Yu Narukami

Yusuke

Ragna

Sora

Robbie Reyes

Kyle Rayner

Ichigobros we might get 0-4'd....

Robert Kirkman isn't even a good writer. He's a hack who's only talent is being edgy for the sake of it. Marvel Zombies and Invincible are two prime examples of this. They just feature the heroes doing evil things because they are "LE EVIL AND EDGY NOW". There's no substance to his slop that he churns out.

I was reading the earlier parts of the fight where Captain Atom said he had the power of over '10 nuclear bombs' within his suit.
I guess when he was flying Superman to space, a lot of the power seeped out before he could explode on him.
I was merely posting before I reread the entire thing, which was my fault.

MILK MILK MILK MILK MILK MILK MILK
THE MILK MUST FLOW, BROTHERS!
OUR GROWING BOY REQUIRES MORE!
GET BUTCHER'S WIFE IN ON THIS SHIT!
WE MAKING MILK TODAY!
MILK EVERYONE!
MILK EVERYTHING!
LEAVE NOT A STONE UNMILKED!

There's plenty of substance if you like being cucked

Well at least you owned up to the mistake. Rare to see that here

ACHOO! Whoops I think I destroyed the entire Viltrumite solar system with a single sneeze

“Nice of you to confirm all the invinciblefags in this thread are cuckposting speds that value headcanon over actual evidence as with every thread”

not that anon but nuclear bombs have quite the range. kiloton to megaton range is a massive leap!

thank you Mr Mxyptlk for your cosmic magic powers, without which I am incapable of this!

If Atom Eve was even slightly competent she would do what Buu does

MILK!

i don't see any sun disks. Conquest would beat this nigga's ass!

……………………

F-FUARK!

whether it's because most writers have no life experience or because spectacle matters more than immersion, comic book peak humans are anywhere between ten to a hundred times stronger than a theoretical peak human in real life

Punisher is a peak human posing as a normal person, he managed to shoot both of Spiderman's web shooters at the same time while Spiderman was mid-swing despite Spiderman's spidey-sense. We've also seen him have literally lightning tier reaction speeds, we've seen him dodge someone's aim at point blank, we've seen him perform superhuman stamina feats like staying awake for days etc...
But Red Hood is all that and more
Where Punisher has dodged people's aim, Red Hood has dodged actual bullets mid-flight. Where Punisher has managed to shoot Spiderman, Red Hood has shot actual speedsters. Where Punisher has fought characters like Black Widow hand to hand, Red Hood has fought Batman. Where Punisher has some decently impressive physical strength feats for a normal human, Red Hood has outright superhuman feats like holding up a collapsing building. Red Hood also has better gear, better armor, better tech etc.

Basically, it's a bad matchup because Punisher is a fairly consistently written street level human at or just slightly above actual human peak, while Red Hood is consistently a superhuman with super-tech whose writers pretend is a normal guy

Any time traveler would btfo invincible considering how it works there btw

Invincibros…

Are there any matchups for FF other than Power?

You can see here for yourself, it was 7 Megatons.
Absolutely fucked him up too. Blood floating everywhere. Blood in his eyeballs. Knocked out cold. Pretty consistent with canon Superman actually

Kratos is less of a cuck than Mark even if the headcanon about Atreus not being his son is true btw

…and just in time too! I can hear Lobo unbuckling his belt ten galaxies away! Oh boy I bet he’s getting ready to plow ma again. I gotta get over there asap so I can watch! For Truth, Justice, and the Kekold Way! YABBA DABBA DOO SUPERMAN AWAAAAAY!

Yeah but my point is Red Hood takes that way further than Punisher does
Punisher is at least kind of believable, Red Hood is just blatantly way stronger and faster than any human ever could be

The biggest difference is that db spic cuck jokes are just locker room jokes not based on reality while in capeshit it's a fucking reality with long time couples being broken up and characters getting cucked and humiliated all the time. The jews and gay whites in the editoral have their sick fetishes.

Kirkmanfags will clap at this and think it's cool

Kek, imagine actual liking this guy's slop.

Kratos would've punched straight through that armor btw

Invinciblebro loses the argument

Immediately presses the cuckspam button

Not even the first time this has happened btw
desuarchive.org/co/thread/148265246/#148265820

I remember when he said this and I paid $20 for that floppie

people are talking about internal resistance and how it interacts with superhuman characters

both Viltrumites and Kryptonians have it

but Kryptonians are just way stronger in general

pretty good discussion

little did I know I activated the schizophrenic sleeper agent

the thread entirely derails into disengenious shitposting

fug

maybe if Superman challenges Invincible to a RACE this might play into it. Superman had to seriously strain himself and fly in a single direction just to reach light speed in that issue

Which argument?
The one where you cried impotently because Kirkman confirmed Superman would lose.
Or the one where you pretended a 7 Megaton blast that knocked Superman out was Tsar Bomba?

Invinciblesisters get laughed at yet again

they start spamming cuck fantasies

Everytime.

i thought Marvel Zombies and everything relating to it in posterity was executed in pretty bad taste. there are pieces of Invincible and TWD that break my balls too, but they're offset by the good stuff

FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCK STOP EXPOSING US

says moments ago

how long do you think a moment is?

Lobo

You mean Bueno's wife?

Canon

we've heard your last resort fable a hundred times now mister archivist

he has Spidey doing the soi face as he rips his skin off

KINO fight!! Can't wait for the next one.

Moments ago is a general term that’s used for everything. It can be as short as seconds or up to minutes. And for all that he was unconscious from just a medium-sized nuclear bomb

Don't worry, daddy Kratos will save them from being bullied.

Bring me Crawler from MHA vigilantes

Who would win, Superman when Kyle Rayner tries to make things easier for poor farmers and natural disaster victims or Batman when someone tries to kill the Joker?

Spiderman is way out of Crawler's league.

archive post to an archive post to a meme that’s negative towards Superman

Thank you KINGtos, my hero Invincible can’t hope to win a debate against the SuperCHADS…

Please defend me with your wall level strength Kratos-sama, you solo my verse....

Luke Skywalker raped them with his outerversal mindhax btw

Comic book world is a such a weird place. Most hardened cops irl would have the Joker and half of the Batman gallery be six feet under.

based matchup

i'm not sure it's a comic book thing only. most verses with one man army-tier guys don't make any sense, like Metal Gear or even GTA

Viltrumites have fodder internal durability compared to all other flying bricks

This guy can solo any of them by just grabbing their organs via telekinesis.

Spider-Man get infected, even though his Spider-Sense should warn him about dangers

Wolverine get infected, despite having a healing factor

even fucking Ghost Rider gets infected somehow

Silver Surfer loses despite having literal godlike powers

Deadpool gets infected, even tough he also has a healing factor

Marvel Zombies was so fucking shit. Kirkman is a hack who just wanted to make heroes into edgy monsters for some reason. He's like Garth Ennis, but even more shitty.

Fuark my hero has shit comics

Invincible…

Invinciblebro...

Vegeta did that to Cui and Frieza did that to Krillin by making them explode from the inside

Fuck I think Superman can just phase through them

Jiren, could you train me to kill Kratos?

Sonicbro btw I forgot to mention that

Where was Kratos, when the Ottomans attacked and conquered all of Greece?

Kirkman...

that still hasn't happened yet in GoW canon? I think?

It's okay Kirkman, we know you're a shitty writer.

Mark hired Kratos to fight Thor, Superman, Goku, Mario, Sonic, Reimu, Dante and Doomslayer for him

yeah Invincible isn't the greatest series. it's mostly frustrating because a lot of stupid neurotic shit happens and cool character-concepts (like the Immortal) just get wasted. but I loved the Viltrumites, especially Conquest and Thragg, and Omni-Man is a legit good character. most action scenes were pretty good too. the epilogue left me satisfied, which is pretty goddamned important

Based non shitpost take honestly

Spider Sense warning you about the obvious doesn’t help when every other hero on earth is infected and coming for you

the one thing I can give Kirkman credit for, is knowing when to stop
imagine if there had been more stories or more of invincible?
We'd have had plenty of more anti-feats and shit that makes no sense for Mark to job to by now

What if I wrote a story where heroes...were EVIL?

Most of the cool characters that aren’t Viltrumites get wasted.

I was mostly talking about Spider-Man though like you said invincible left me satisfied

i think Garth Ennis is a more grotesque example of what you're trying to convey

I wonder how they're going to do Christianity since the belief becomes an incredible focal point religion post paganism as it's the main political and religious force in the Euro/Med regions.

Isn't Kratos suppose to be one of the ' three wise men'?

Chompy Mage would've punched straight through that armor btw

NTA, but I think Garth Ennis and Robert Kirkman are both shit. They both do the same thing, but I will give Kirkman some credit for at least making compelling characters. Ennis just makes edge slop just for the sake of it with no substance.

Did your favorite hero nearly failed the written exam?

EOS Mark claimed he hasn't found a species stronger than viltrumites except for the rognarr I guess

Garth Ennis has a good punisher series, I honestly believe Garth Ennis has higher highs but both have degenerate lows.

this isn't bad at all for a hick like Goku, especially factoring in how much CTE he must have

You mean the same rognarr that couldn't break out of ice by themselves?

My mentally challenged HEROES
well in saitama's case he probably just didn't give enough of a crap to put any effort in but still he fits the bill

Neither could Battlebeast for that matter. That same guy that Nolan was afraid of.

i reckon they froze because their surface was deprived of its only heat source

Are you telling me that reptiles do poorly in cold temperatures? Damn that's crazy

Is there any character that doesnt have anti-feats? How many stories play the invincible character trope straight and treat them how they should be?

Sup

Saitama

b-but the mosquito!

The mosquito didn’t beat him.

A cat scratched him however

BOOM

Simon the digger probably, unless you’re mentally ill about his girlfriend dying in the end I can’t think of any anti feats from him. At this point I think pretty much every cape character has horrible anti feats

ENTERRRRRRR

Luke Skywalker vs Harry Potter

Who wins?

youtu.be/h0ytFDJjKmg

Avada Kedavra diff

Herbie Popnecker never jobs, and beats all your favorites.

I don't know, you tell me.
youtube.com/watch?v=Ver1OZdK2bA

Luke mind tricks Harry Potter into becoming a cuckposting sissy.

We’re never going to get better matchups for either character because Goku got some fucking Hulk Hands

Kill me

LukeGAWD just force pushes the solar system into a black hole

I can't think Thraxans even have space travel

Khabib would make Thragg tap out

Superman?
Sasuke victim.

And said blacked hole is his wife's pussy.

Invinciblebro, I know it's tough knowing Luke has better feats than Mark but you gotta let this grudge go and stop letting your NTR fetish take control of your life.

…Mark typed into Google.

Guy falseflagging as a kratosbro...

Who are the top opponents for Reimu? I hear a lot of muscle flexing and dick measuring about how 2hus are super powerful threatening star/galaxy/universe level beasts which is well and good but I want to see some fun matchups for them, if a character doesn't have any worthwhile matchups then I find it hard to care about them in a versus debates context

you can't beat Invincible! Invincible scales above Nolan, who scales to Supreme who scales to Gladiator, who scales to Thor!
and let's not forget Supreme scales to all other Supremes and Supreme is stronger than Suprema who lifted the universe! and since Supreme crossed over with Marvel, that means their atoms are outerversal too. Invincible scales above guys who scale above guys who teambust guys who scale above universes made of outerverses.

… Mark said while looking at the black Invincible who flirted with his wife.

Arle Nadja

Sayo-chan/Pocky

Sailor Mars

Dante

Kenshiro (this one's kind of a shitpost)

Joker from Persona 5. Dunno him in the slightest, but I'm sure he could smoke the shit out of Reimu.

not sure about reimu specifically, in truth i think she's hard to find matchups for, other characters have better ones

Superman

good matchups

Reimu has no good matchups and Touhou is impossible to debate against. Every character is haxed the fuck out and they're all holding back massively because spell cards are in-universe power limiters.

non canon EU

Superman has like 10 million characters he could fight, he just doesn’t get pitted against the majority of them because of his insanely long comic book history giving him too many feats to lose against any flying brick.

There are no good matchups, but I can debate against it. Ever heard of instant death?

Smart atoms are only mentioned in secondary material so the gall of you to complain about canon at all in these threads is really stupid.

uses non-canon art to say Invincible beats Superman

Touhou having no known upper limit means they also have no higher end feats either, doesn’t matter how much you can say some character is outerversal when they stop holding back if their feats cap out at star level.

Imagine the mortal Kombat Qoutes

"I hope you aren't monkeying around"

"I can feel this fight will be Super!"

It's also a NLF
Might as well say Itachi beats everyone because of his totsuka blade

nah, even if you wank almighty attacks to counter fantasy nature she's still stronger than him

Ever heard of instant death?

I'm familiar with it

Itachi is stronger than Sasuke who's above Superman

Yogiri Takatou. Nothing can counter him. At all.

CAN’TEVENKILLCORONAgiri

Worm. Powers do what they say they do and are not violated. The indestructible Alexandria remains so.

yuyuko is the elephant in the room in so many "x verse vs touhou verse" debates

It wouldn’t be a problem frankly if Death Battle just stopped using absolutely retarded feats like World Forger and Brainiac which are easily refuted nonsense
If you used Superman’s best feats he has absolutely ridiculous speed, like universe-crossing and flash-racing, and moon-busting. Those are still super powerful, but they also actually happened, and a lot of other flying bricks in fiction would be cooler fights for that than saying he punches multiverses

Yep yep, She's canonically stacked

enough of death battles, what about a boob battle

bring it on!

Itachi is weaker than Sasuke.