Mary Jane Is Venom | The Struggle Of Modern Misdirection

Should've been Carol

Am I getting bored of these "E-celeb's video" shill threads that included the video link. As in, Desuarchive doesn't have damn embed link.

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listen to me, some random schmo with an opinion, whine for sixteen strait minutes about something truly trivial that ultimately affects no one on this entire planet in any meaningful way whatsoever

also don't forget to hit like and subscribe! I quite literally can't eat if you dont

The Internet was a mistake....

You say that on a board that discuses comic book and cartoons...

Yeah, but none of us here make our actual livelihoods from shitposting, nor do (most of us) actually expect anyone here to legitimately care about what we have to say

A female pretending to like comics

Nope

It will never be Carol

What's your point exactly?

Hey listen this obnoxious eceleb's opinion

You don't like it? But you're nerds. You guys are hypocrites

Huh??

YES. DISCUSSES. Which is an active engagement. It is not listening to some bimbo fishing for views.

At least MJ been Venom, we are spare of Jackpot.

implying this is somehow a bad thing

And people don't get that. She's finally free. The problem is that they hijacked another comic, and I doubt that many venomfags are okay with this

Oh this is nothing say hello to Mutie Gwen she's back. Surely you didn' think she was really dead did you.

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It is really nobody wanted MJ as venom. They might as we kill her off now, this shit is getting lame.

Making it Carol would have been just as if not more pathetic and stupid

Fuck you dude.

Making it Carol would have been just as if not more pathetic and stupid

it woudn't makes sense at all hell why she would need a symbiote host anyway given she is captain marvel.

It is really nobody wanted MJ as venom.

Except everyone for the last 25 years, kiddo.
You're not just a casual, but a newfag too.

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she is captain marvel

Ms. Marvel
She is MISS Marvel

Warbird, sir.

She was just Carnage like 15 minutes ago

mods will ban you for getting intense because telling faggots to kill themselves and hoping their mothers get raped by Miles Morales' intended target audience is "offtopic", but the Polish childfucker is allowed to shit up the board

Grim

Nice to see the X-Men: From The Ashes Storytime Thread still going unlike the ASM storytime which died after a mere 17 hours lol.

For the 19 inches she can use on Spider-Woman, of course.
Also the symbiote is a character too.

i still think it's george tarleton

The gang's all here!

Because Carol is desperate for some relevance

No one that cares about a good story wanted MJ as Venom. People that want to jerk off to MJ getting fucked by a symbiote did

That's a lie nobody wanted this this just shows Marvel is clearly out od ideas. it's no wonder DC is doing better right now

That was five years ago, anon and was a different universes MJ

I think a great deal of carol fans would be upest if they made her venom. I think it would get me to drop her book for good.

The ASM one hit the bump limit

You should know better than to respond to that

Carol fans have exceedingly low standards. Being Venom would be a step up for her

That was five years ago

Fuck...

I'm so, so sorry anon. But I can't take it anymore

The ASM storytime was the fastest thread that day. Even faster than the Anon Babble dbz general, aka the Death Battle threads. It got archived with at least 520 replies

Yeah well shiposting aside if they end up doing that to carol then I WILL drop her book for good. Yeah I don't have high standards of her either but NOT that low.

That would require Carol to have a book in the first place

The ASM storytime was the fastest thread that day. Even faster than the Anon Babble dbz general, aka the Death Battle threads. It got archived with at least 520 replies

No suprise really since the book was dogshit. People spammed the hell out of it to hit the bump limit quickly sad really. The morale of the story write better marvel

Oh I am sure she will get one soon given how much she had in the past her story is not over.

Carolfags forcing a weekly general when all they have is appearances in Avengers and that shitty digital Avengers comic is astounding to me

They have serious trouble writing a woman as just being hot and into the hero, huh?

Wasn't back when we had an IP counter it's revealed that "Carolfags" are like a couple of autists necrobumping their shit threads?

Someone said their were 12 once so that's the number I swear by

MJ wearing the Venom suit would be a really good SHTF moment where Peter is in danger and every other host is downed somehow. Like a direct follow up to Kraven's Last Hunt or something, but it needs to be treated really well. Is this an Ultimate Spider-Man thing? It might work there.

DC is doing better right now

Yeah... because of a reboot. Definitely not out of ideas. Same crap with Marvel

No, I think that a Venom MJ could have been a wonderful idea. And it makes sense because giving powers to MJ is retarded and Venom is an easy way to do that while avoiding that problem, and Venom and MJ are tragically related. So this could work as a closure to those traumatic experiences. But you can't expect anything good from Marvel and DC now. You can give them an exceptional concept, and they'll fumble it because they can't do anything right

Hey at least it was faster than most Xmen threads

Jesus, MJ is definitely the hottest Marvel character. Since the 60s

I imagine at least a third of that is them using separate devices

If fucking blows when long running IPs blow their load too early on a visual concept like "what if symbiote Mary Jane" before they can find a good writer to justify doing it in a story.

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Implying they'd ever let that happen

Mary Jane needs an enemy that specifically wants to kill her and everyone she holds dear by association. Maybe a fellow actress who blames her for losing her roles despite being unrelated, so she gets spiky cybernetics. If executed with enough appeal, she could even show up a decade later in Mary Jane Watson: Ghost Rider or something.

Hey I'm not going to criticize them for that, only their behavior. Im against pic rel, schizo low quality posts. People think that Anon Babble is a website with hundreds of thousands or even millions of users. No way. That's just because of twitter, youtube, and reddit reposting our content and getting a lot of attention

If they don't do this for 1000, then Marvel is officially the dumbest company ever

do people even care about this character besides being peter's fuckpillow? who is this for

Why does this woman make Anon Babblevirgins seethe so much?

I’ve never seen the same reaction with other comictubers—not Comicstorian, not Variant Comics, not Comic Tropes, not Comic Drake, not even Troyoboyo. So why only this woman?

I'm not sure. Maybe a Spider-Man villain spinoff character would be better. It's one of the reasons why Miles is pretty gay, but it makes a lot more sense for MJ

GOAT Marvel gf/wife

It's just four tards

Absolutely no wanted this monkeypaw where she looks like a man

They probably will have it be feminine, watch.

Marvel LOVES cheesecake variants

Mary Jane needs to be stopped treating like she's a major independent character and go back to being a strong written support character. Not every character needs to be a super or solo hero. They are better when they supported the character who's name was on the book.

At first it made sense because it was easy to understand that female Venom = mary jane. And they wanted to keep the mystery, they failed hah. But if she still looks like that for the rest of the comic, then I hope that they have a really good explanation

The artist and readers will rejoice

latex alien goo suit

Imagine

At least now there's an avenue for a dark alternative/What if story where the Symbiote does to MJ with Peter what it did to Annie with Eddie to make Dylan... Imagine it making a Spidey son more powerful than Annie or Mayday

Marvel comics doesn't even have SJW defenders anymore. Pretty much everyone hates them right now.

mary jane looks copy+paste on venom
so fucking bad

Seriously, is people so dumb they couldn't even see it coming?

Please, the moment Venom put a piece of itself inside MJ's bracelet to hack it was more than obvious!!!

They would

Mary Jane isn't actually in Venom when Peter marries the symbiote

You got your married Peter.

Yeah literally all those covers do, thats why I skipped and went for the Larsen and the flower ones. People that are like trying to get "THE COVER OF COVERS" are chasing that one. Its not even her first cover appearance as Venom. There have been sooooooo many by Comics Unknown and other exclusives.

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Chasing variants seems like hell.

I had sex with her in college

FTMenom

One of the important things inside the story is that Venom's host is much smaller than the full symbiote

Has them all at the same height