RIP Gwenpool thread

Has he done an interview or something about the book?

Why are there so many versions go Gwen with powers now

anon, check OP

fair enough most fo the time OP doesn't have useful info

seems to be a Jorden White book

The original run took its conceit seriously, the fuck are you even on about?

Does she show up in the back half?

Apparently she's in the first fucking issue. The second issue's solicit is ABOUT Poole, because it's her comic.

Are American comic readers just really fucking stupid? This thing basically writes itself. You have a meta narrative character confronted with a character that's basically *exactly what people thought she was before her book came out*, with ridiculous parody aspects like having "flipping the bird" Wolverine claws. It's going to be a comic about Poole dealing with bad trends in the industry. Fuck, I feel pretty confident one of the beats is going to be Poole realizing this "Stacey" is another new character like her, basically born with a crystalized version of the festering doubt and fears of losing herself because of how comics work. The big payoff will probably be explaining that the comics that exist can never be undone and the whims of some suit are temporary while ideas can live forever and come back with time.

This isn't complicated. Are you fuckers braindead? If you saw "Superman DIES" in a solicit would you just immediately assume that's what happens in the story and there's nothing else to it? Holy fuck.

I mean I get the joke I'm just not really laughing.

You don't seem to, since you've got a retarded victim complex and you're acting like it's a matter of spite when this is obviously a "Poole is great" story. Holy shit.

He's done a bunch, and blogged about the response, and posted on social media about it, etc. He's surprised how many people took it at face value that this was about resurrected Staceypool being a serious new direction for things and that this is just going to kill Poole off.

Are American comic readers just really fucking stupid?

We are talking about the same group of people who couldn't figure out MJ was going to all-new Venom anon

Yeah, I guess so. I barely interact with Spider-Man and Batman threads, haven't for years, because of all the Robins and Peter love triangle something, but this is still fucking crazy to me. No pattern recognition at all? Fucking hell.

Bro, calm the fuck down. I was more not having any faith in the concept given Hastings wasn't attached and literally ANY fucking book with Gwen without him has anything attached. This concept of yours sounds wonderful and nice but this is current year Marvel, I will have the lowest expectations possible. I'm not getting my hopes up for anything beyond "Gwen comes back". If anything nice happens thats great but dude you expect waaay too much of these people
Being fair the fact they made her look really goddamn masculine in Venom's body when usually the symbiotes are more skintight rather than goop was more the issue. Like she doesn't even look like a woman its just a dude's body.

ryona cover

Brave. Not that I disapprove.
Now if only I could find Gw*n St*cy the Goblin Gobbler even remotely appealing.

I'm not expecting good

I'm not even talking about quality! I'm frustrated because you're a fucking moron. You see bait and you immediately bite it and then whine and bitch online without any thought whatsoever. You are literally why editorial does shit like this. Fuck you.

To be fair, it was so masculine tha-

Yeah, you're just proving anon's point that you're dumb as a fucking rock.

tbf I can perfectly understand why they would take a cynical view of this series, considering the current state of Spider-Man editorial and its love of rage-baiting the fanbase, especially about Gwen Stacy.
The lack of major Cape/indie work by Caven Scott also doesn't help since no one on Anon Babble reads Star Wars Comics or Children's books for IP like Warhammer, so for the majority of anons eyes we have a new Writer they have never heard of toeing the editorial line for a well-like character they already dragged through the mud on multiple other occasions like the infinity comics series

be into MJ, Gwen AND Felicia

nothing but abject suffering, constant blueballing and character bastardization

I'm tired, boss.

I don't buy these comics bro. I usually just get cheap floppies for a buck or two for collections i like. And yes I will bitch about killing off a character I like you moron.
just because its calculated doesn't mean I'm not still goddamn annoyed because the only book still worth pulling is Moon Knight these days. Just because somebody is a stupid retard and pissed on your carpet to make you mad doesn't mean you shouldn't still say "I fucking hate you pissed on my carpet".

I get a general distaste of Marvel. I don't like them either.
I'm frustrated that online culture has decayed so much that we've hit 2005 MySpace moms levels of just blindly trusting the first thing you see and then whining about it. Like there's no thought at all at this point, and we don't even have slow network speeds as an excuse. Even just clicking OP's link and reading the headline would have immediately clarified the things people are complaining about in here.

It's insane to me. People used to get bullied here for mild typos and flamebaiting.

they made her look really goddamn masculine in Venom's body

one of the Red Herring characters was Madame Masque so the Symbiote not taking the form of the original host was always on the table

And now we know that there is more in that of why Venom can't take form and is stuck on the last form he was.
if the rumor that magic made mary jane and venom fused with each other with magic is true and she is half symbiote now to survive

I don't buy these comics bro.

Me either.

And yes I will bitch about killing off a character I like you moron.

She's absolutely not going to be dead at the end of this. The fact that you think she is proves my point.

You are an entirely reactionary creature incapable of connecting the dots the way 12 year olds could. Please, for the love of God, even beyond comics, start actually questioning things in your life.

Literally I understood all the evidence, I just didn't wanna believe they had they chance to make a latex goo woman a hot babe rather than going the Carol FTM route lmao. Like the shitposting on Anon Babble genuinely made me not believe they'd go for muscle man hiding a woman inside.

You seem to be an immeasurable autistic. I already said I expect her to come back

I'm not getting my hopes up for anything beyond "Gwen comes back"

I'm more doubting the comics ability to execute an interesting premise based upon the character given how fucking stupid and ragebaiting the premise is. I could be blown the fuck away sure, but I doubt it. I'm annoyed they're killing Gwen in a nothing story with a shitty Gwen Stacy Clone Wolverine based upon previous evidence of other Gwenpool stories without Hastings being really fucking bad

Gwen Strikes Back

ass

Infinity Comics Valentines Day where Gwen's an asexual because representation????

ass

West Coast Avengers

ass
Its not that I can't recognize the pattern you spastic, its that I do not think they can cash the check they're asking for yet you keep fucking talking down to me like I'm a primal angry ape rattling his cage. Shut the fuck up and play psychoanalyst with somebody else.

the Trvthe nuke

It's not that

Please ignore I said the exact opposite until you spelled it out

Uh huh

are you double jointed from how much you need to pat yourself on the back?

At this point just send Gwenpool back to her own universe. End my suffering.

they wont

They should. They clearly have no idea what to do with her. They made her a mutie, then an LGBTBBQ rep, and now they are doing a death and rebirth book.

ryona

What else have they done? Do they do interiors?

This is what Gwen will be transformed into at the series conclusion.

Cyclops knows what Gwen really is. Guess who dug up her corpse and revived her. The truth about mutie Gwen will soon come to light.

SHE'S A MURDERER???

FELLOW GWENIGGERS! FELLOW POLISH PEDOPHILES!

THIS IS WORSE THAN THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST WE ARE BEING OPPRESSED HERE, HOW COULD THEY DO SOMETHING EVEN WORSE THAN SINS PAST TO GWEN STACY AAAAAAAAA

PLEASE NORMANCHADS ACCEPT GWEN AS YOUR SEX SLAVE OR SOMETHING, LET THE GREEN GOBLIN IMPREGNATE HER AGAIN THIS DEFILEMENT IS SO MUCH WORSE THAN THAT, TAKE HER BACK I'LL DO ANYTHING NOOOOOOO

GWEN! NOOO! GWENDYYYYYY

YOU STUPID WHOOOOORE! YOUR FATHER DIED FOR NOTHING BECAUSE OF YOU!