Death Battle

muh feats

has to depend on statements for confirmation their galaxies are really galaxies because they behave nothing like one in the show

FRAUDS

the little bitches are still barking at the KyleCHADS

As expected.

So how do we feel about the season so far?

didn't see the leaks

Hulk keeps trying to fight Godzilla but gets thrown away. Godzilla gets annoyed at the weakling and leaves. Hulk screams he won, despite losing every time he tried to punch Godzilla.

Pics or it didn’t happen

statementsfag series

Xeeleebros...

Absolutely not.
But he knows that a HERO can save us
He's not gonna stand here and wait.
He'll hold on to the wings of the eagles
Watch as we all fly away!

total sellout franchise

Oops!

I don't like the powercreep that Fate of the Jedi did. By the end of it, how exactly am I expected to believe that anything bad is allowed to happen?

in depth written explanations describing consistently galaxy level feats that solo your verse

FTFY

Try not to cope.

Death Battle threads today have been slapfights between Gurrenfags and Lanternfags

The Super Robot Wars thread on Anon Babble nonchalantly compares Gurren Lagann and Getter Robo to the Lanterns with a few anons saying it’d be neat if Hal or Kyle were in SRW

Really weird dissonance in play here.

So it didn’t happen then got it

Yeah, I can't believe Marvel sold out to Disney of all things. Hulk can't even be a scary raging monster anymore!

Was a text leak first of all. Only picture leaks so far is Hulk trying to and losing against Hedorah.

Comics

Leaked

Months in advance

You're retarded aren't you?

has to depend on statements for confirmation their galaxies are really galaxies

The galaxies are “really galaxies” because they look like fucking galaxies. YOU are using mental gymnastics to downplay it, instead of accepting the feat at face value.

My hero IS it

Yes.

try not to [thing I'm doing]

What did he mean by this?

Text leak

JFC you're stupid

Only picture leaks

That's a fucking preview you idiot

months in advance

it was leaked two weeks ago

Anon...
Poor poor Nikofag. I feel bad for you.

it was confirmed hulk loses to godzilla

nikoTRANNY and xir TRANNY CIRCUS scream POST PICS! IT DOESN'T COUNT! IT'S NOT MODERN HULK! IS NOT CANON! IT'S A CROSSOVER

What a reddit post. Embarrassing.

the porn addicts are speaking

two weeks ago

And the issue is coming out on the 16th
Comic leaks (ACTUAL comic leaks) happen at most a week before release and have actual pics to back it up
That's because stores would get the issue at that point and even then nobody is gonna leak basic, bitch insignificant non-canon crossover shit.

Kylecoomers…

Why'd you describe your own post? That's weird Anon.

YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE ARE MEN OUT THERE I COULD NEVER HOPE TO COMPETE IN THE WEAKEST KEK COMPETITION WITH? I COULD NEVER HOPE TO MATCH THEIR HUMILIATION IN A MILLION YEARS EVEN IF I TRIED MY HARDEST WHICH I'M DOING RIGHT NOW??? I'M NOT EVEN SECOND PLACE AND IN FACT BEHIND MARK, IMMORTAL, KYLE AMONG SEVERAL OTHERS??? YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hydteria and histrionics

Your posts always have this insane female energy. Why is that?

confirmed

You know nothing about comics if you actually think some random text leak pulled out of some random Anon's anus has actual worth

wow, my prediction came true!

I’m actually a Gojifag and just wanted you to post pictures but go off

Hydteria

ESLko…

Why'd you screenshot your own post, SHE-man cuck?

Answer me this, why would Hulk vs Godzilla be spoiled/leaked when Fantastic Four vs Godzilla wasn't?
That was the same comic where Godzilla was actually knocked out due to a plan Reed did and had to be rejuvenated by the Silver Surfer
How come THAT didn't get leaked despite coming out before the Hulk issue?

no one would ever say that stuff

y'know, rewatching his movie... Hedorah was really fucking dangerous huh???

K, b, c.

Post boundless characters not getting folded by animals

KyleGOONERS…

Fantastic Four vs Godzilla was leaked too, on x, 'He unknowingly teams up with the FF to beat Galactus and leaves'.

Okay, but seriously, the Yae Yugiri one is hot as fuck. Highly recommend
m.youtube.com/watch?v=VK3t3GgSauE&list=PL3syEOvU85vB2wq2xfBNqRIUv-7uxc3yR&index=6&pp=gAQBiAQB

confirmed

Where's the fucking proof dipshit
Also the point of my post is more to do with the industry itself
You think leakers care about crossovers?
They fucking don't
They'd rather spoil whatever retarded shit happens with the Spider-Man editorial or some major new Ultimate/Absolute reveal or whatever's the next event but they're not gonna waste time leaking some page for some crossover only the most braindead casuals get actually invested in

We know Kylebro.

Post Dante outrunning a civilian vehicle.

At least the hulkfags vs gayshitterfags is more original than the constant, parroted cuckposting.

Why did Mark shave his head?

Can columbo destroy a mountain?

QRD??? Who is She-Man, what does it have to do with Kyle Rayner and why is a DCster making an ass of ximself again?

Leaked

When the actual official solicitation literally says this

You are actually this retarded JFC

schizophrenic and delusional, the deranged kaijutard engages in friendly fire

Dare I say, 'kek'.

2D TTGL galaxies would GAPE DC's 2D overvoid harder than Russian cock in Superman btw

Why are you babbling insanely while coping? You seem upset. It's a non canon crossover dude.

F-F-FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK

He-Man’s MTF sister. As Superman kneels to the LGBTQIA2+ community, she solos him, and thus solos all of DC, including the Lanterns.

I'm not upset, just annoyed at how little critical thinking you idiots have to buy into a random text leak with no proof or evidence just because.
There are elementary schoolers who employ better skepticism and critical thinking than you guys

I remember when he said this

Try spelling right and then you can say kek.

Nikotroon melty

Kaiju start fighting amongst themselves over the smallest thing

At least they’re in character

Could your heroine babysit him?

You described this thread, about a series of 'slamming action figures together to see who wins!' videos that scammed people out of money.

Oh, she’d sit on that baby, all right

TOHO SAID I'M NOT ALLOWED TO LOSE!!!!!!

Toddlerzilla shouldn't open his faggot mouth.

even made him pull out his phone

Double KEK!!

keep your shota shit out of this thread please and thank you

Seek grass.

Phones use the same wifi as computers, Nikofag.
Godzilla's lost plenty of times, unlike Hulk who needs to win to stay relevant.

Nikocuck meltdown

>Is going to destroy the entire Marvel Universe and Modern Hulk in Godzilla Destroys the Marvel Universe

You know if it's canon, the Marvel Universe would have to win right?
Because it has to still be around and Godzilla has to be gone for it to even be canon

MY FUARKING HEROES!!!

Godzilla's lost plenty of times

No he hasn't. He is literally not allowed to lose in crossovers, it's part of the Toho toddler contract.

Nah, Deadpool destroyed it twice, Punisher killed everyone in it. Godzilla's just mopping up.

he delt called out

KEKAROOOOO!!

And Saitama…

Nah, Deadpool destroyed it twice, Punisher killed everyone in it

And those aren't canon
They're not explicitly not 616

Lost it after taking HIV medication. He contracted it from shadowhawk

....And Hulk.

he delt called out

delt

He delt

ESLko…

*They're explicitly not 616

Dad Battle

Here’s your pity win, DMC.

None of the Godzilla appearances have been 616, except for the original 1970's run, was that too hard to grasp from this scenario?

He is literally not allowed to lose in crossovers,

BAXTER BUILDING SAMA YAMETE

Lost to the Megazord and retreated to the ocean in MMPR vs Godzilla. But hey, you clearly know more than me.

that building scales above the entire justice league

Grim.

Mr. Incredible...Based

The point was that the crossover isn't canon
616 Godzilla != Crossover Godzilla so the new Marvel/Godzilla crossovers aren't canon

Technically it was a draw

Why is the building glowing? Did Reed actually to the meme and infuse it with Ki or something?

This place is unironically better when there's an ASS VOID to clean up the kaijufilth.

Godzilla got so pissed the building sparked a bit, he rammed his fucking face into it and knocked himself out.

Retreated

>>>lost

Delulu land.

KINGS vs KEKS

By that logic, that means Gigan's lost fewer times than most people think

This place is unironically better when the Nikotranny isn’t having a schizo fit every single day.

Unironic Homelander victim.

No no. 1970's Godzilla =/= The Godzillas that appear in the recent crossovers. Each Godzilla is handled as a different one in the recent issues. The one the Hulk fights appears in the early 70s, the one the Fantastic Four fought is appearing for the first time and became empowered with the Cosmic Power. The one in Spider-Man is a different one, the one in Vs X-men is a different one, the one that's gonna destroy the Marvel Universe is a different one.

Everyone in that image is a cuck except for kratos btw

WHY DON'T PEOPLE LIKE MY FORCED MEME!?

It's even more forced than the Koffing posting...

Sonic

feats

Huh? Literally all Sonic wank comes from statements. With actual feats, Sonic isn't even planet level or light speed.

Add to the fact, 616 Godzilla's just apparently chilling on Marvel's Monster Island.

...except for Batman who's stronger than the rest of the Justice League in baseline human form.

Godzilla got talked about so much online that him and his rogues became digimon.

Not even digital monsters, no -mon suffix at the end of the names. Just straight up 'we're in the Digimon lore now'.

I would hope the guy with a grappling hook can scale a building...

Does this zillafag get paid to soi out over Godzilla so much?

What scene in the game has Dante failing to outrun a suv? I know it’s in the show, but I heard it’s in the games too.

Would rather read about godzilla stuff over the cuckfantasies.

youtu.be/0dQpFu8uRP0?t=166
youtu.be/h5lJTcChkoA?t=171
Nuh-uh

Does this Nikofag get paid to have temper tantrums over fictional dinosaurs so much?

We've agreed that Kyle vs Simon is way too one sided in Kyle's favor

Kyle from South Park? Vs Simon Pegg?

List of Master Chief feats

Stopped the Covenant

Knocked out the warrior Kratos in one blow

Evaporated an entire Covenant fleet by blinking

Fought with Spawn to a standstill

Threw a plasma grenade faster than Reverse Flash could react

Successful in killing Frieza via energy sword

Activated his shield in reaction to a Black Flash

Prevented the second raping of Invincible after fighting off five Viltrumites at once

Outsmarted Columbo

Directly attacked a Stand with his bare hands

Defeated Popeye in an arm wrestling match

Killed one of Darkseid’s avatars with a Spartan Laser

Shook all of Gensokyo by taking one step

Sealed the Legendary Warrior Wukong with his Shield Barrier

We know Liam

We’ve agreed that Simon vs Kyle is way too one sided in Simon’s favor.

Yet couldn't get in Smash Bros.

Doomguy invents a new type of physics that makes Chief's armor explode. Done.

BEAST!!!

Obviously. That’s why Kylebros are trying to fight She-man instead.

Mr. Incredible can handle him. But now that I think about it, who the fuck would lose to Homelander?

Cortana hacks all physics doomguy tries to make in past, present, and future

She-man would also solo Kyle after destroying the rest of DC

Holy FUARK…

Why do people keep saying my name?

CANOOOOOOOOOOOON

Doomguy doesn't need his armor

It’s so cool Gohan named his new transformation after his collage professor

If Halo never existed we'd be seeing Doomguy vs Duke Nukem instead

Damn, THIS solos Kyle, along with all of DC?

If Doom never existed we’d be seeing Master Chief vs Captain Titus instead.

She already beat Superman before she transitioned

My liege...

Just looked up Kyle's feats. Yup, Simon's fucked

Just looked up [something that doesn't exist]

Bardock vs Omniman discussion

Omnibum tries to use crossover scaling

Bardock still scales higher

SUPERMAN OUT OF NOWHERE

Yo this dude looked up feet.

ENTERRRRRRRR

Keep on coping. What will you say when he stomps Simon?

Post Kyle destroying a galaxy.

Show me Kyle ripping a piece of paper in half

If you say so

2D galaxies don't count btw

I-I-I can’t!!!

If Doom never existed then Halo would have never existed.

Liam is the one pushing the 2D galaxy meme. Expect it as an unironic anti-feat for Simon.

F-F-F-F-FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When will he actually say it?

If Halo never existed Doomguy would never have gotten Doom Eternal for feat wanking.

after the match is over

Throwing 2D galaxies isn't that impressive, IT'S JUST PAPER!

That sounds like a blatant steal and copout even normies would question

Cortana transcends time itself, she’d make Halo exist regardless of Doom.

I doubt it. Explain that there's no proof it has any density or volume and powerscalers will parrot it for the rest of eternity.

move simon and sonic to the right

Normies know about Simon more and won’t believe any downplay btw

Cortana can’t even transcend Atriox’s hairy monkey ass.

Simon doesn't need downplaying. Kyle still stomps

Shut the fuck up Liam.

Simon getting robbed because of the animators taking shortcuts

Atriox’s hairy monkey ass also transcends all of Doomlore btw

… on planet retard.

The DB research team lives on planet retard btw

Explain that there's no proof it has any density or vo-

It literally looks like a galaxy, and there’s nothing else it could possibly be besides a galaxy, so it’s a fucking galaxy.

Is this stupider than MFTL Kratos?

No because MFTL Kratos relies on something that doesn’t happen. This just relies on bad faith arguments.

It's actually a giant glowing Frisbee disc with zero mass

Weird how all these physicsbros came in specifically to debunk the galaxies being galaxies, but they had nothing to say about 90% of characters on this show being FTL? Isn’t moving faster than light supposed to be literally impossible according to physics?

NOOOOOOO DCSISSIES WE FUCKING LOOOOST NOOOO
AAAaAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
AAAAA-ACK!

THIS ISN’T FUCKING FAIR DCXISTERS WE LITERALLY CAN’T PROVE THIS WRONG GOD FUCKING DAMNIT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If it's as retarded as MFTL Kratos then it's almost guaranteed Liam will do it.

They'll use Simon's glasses not falling off as proof that he's not FTL, don't give them ideas

You weren’t supposed to point that out…

If the Xeelee ever appeared on the show I wonder how much they would intentionally mess up their calcs and downplay them for DC to win?

Ayo magic ain’t real, physicsbros we need to DEBUNK lord of the rings IMMEDIATELY! Giant eagles and hobbits? Simply impossible.

PHYSICSBROS EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING RIGHT FUCKING NOW WE HAVE TO DEBUNK THE ENTIRE FUCKING FANTASY GENRE IMMEDIATELY!

They become subatomic level because they heard they're made of quantum foam

Simon tanks a literal big bang focused into a directional charge

But yeah the galaxies he throws as shuriken are totally not even actually galaxies guys trust me

Does Liam even hear himself?

Liam probably downplays the big bang as not an actual big bang

Doesn't matter when Kyle is casually recreating universes and warping reality

Rewrites the universe where spiral energy doesn't exist

Changes the size of gurren lagann to a cm

Damn all of that just for Simon to drill through it???

Why didn't they use physics to downplay kratos

Solos your verse

… all of which Simon can also do to Kyle.

Didn’t fit their agenda

Maybe because it wasn't. It was "like" a big bang.

Hi Liam

Your Kratoswank is shit and even normies know it

Simon has less feats

Our research found Kratos couldn't move fast enough for his clothes to tear off

Post Kyle destroying a galaxy.

Liam will try to find a way to nitpick and portray the TTGL universe as being entirely flat and 2D btw

Post Simon surviving the life equation.
Post Simon surviving a universe erasure.
Post Simon surviving losing his spiral energy.
Post Simon surviving reality warping.
Post Simon surviving time traveling attacks.
Post Simon destroying someone omnipresent.
Post Simon surviving without his mech.

There's more panels of Kyle jobbing to streel level humans than of him destroying galaxies.

Simon has been slapped by women before too. Your point?

Now, according to real-life physics, it would be impossible for Doom Slayer to ACTUALLY be faster than light…

…however, by creating a new branch of physics that increases the speed of light, Slayer was able to make his feats a reality and blitz Chief into oblivion.

and by creating ANOTHER branch of physics that enables free energy, he is capable of destroying multiverses, despite that being impossible without multiversal amounts of energy!

Oof, this ain’t it, Chief. You tried your best, but in the end, you were one DOOMED space marine.

The winner… is Doom Slayer!

KEKYPOW

somehow doesn't collapse reality by changing universal constants

Liam has a schizo meltdown

KEKAROO!

Simon wouldn't be able to do this btw

There is no world where Chief loses. He destroyed Doom Slayer before. Doom 4 and Eternal didn't give him any buffs that could counter Chief's feats. This is "Goku has SSJSJJ now! He can easily beat Superman!!!" all over again

Doomslayer can change the laws of physics so Chief's bullet slow down and reverse course back at himself

I hope you realize when you say this you're outing yourself as a disgusting pajeet

in my fanfic

Kyle wouldn’t be able to do this btw

yes, he kicked Godzilla's ass and required outside help to permanently put down

just a reminder

Thread wide Kylecuck melty

Liam's mental gymnastics to make galaxies 2D objects is worse than this btw

Show me Simon doing this

No lies detected.

Bayotroons are still mad, huh?

he'll just be told to leave and then will just like the original Marvel Godzilla series
anyways I want to see a rematch of Godzilla vs Rat

Show me Simon countering this

Post Dante moving faster than a van.

Why don't any of our FTL characters collapse into black holes?

because you were robbed

Liam will tell you the van is 2D

L-Liam said the galaxys were 2D

Can you show me that they weren't?

Post undeniable proof the galaxys are 2D.

I-I-I can’t!!!

I have some pixel measurement fancalcs...

grabs Four

grabs a sideways cross

Goku shoves both onto his head

4 x Goku's intelligence (0) = 0

beats Four

DONE

Antispiral is 2D

they're 2D drawings

Holy FUARK, EVERY SINGLE COMIC BOOK CHARACTER is 2D……..

Except for Kyle

Gladly!

2D galaxies can support the weight of giant mechs

HOLY FUARK MULTIVERSAL PAPER

…’s master Bueno.

I finished reading this (Zero Hour 30th Anniversary Special) and it said the "universe" being talked about here was straight fanfiction made by Parallax as a final cope after being defeated. It was repeatedly referred to as a nothing pocket universe and little more than a dream. Hal, amping Kyle's ring with his own reserves of the Central Power Battery, could only avoid the "Oblivion Effect" of the timeline by diverting it onto the real multiverse using the portal that took Kyle to this shithole to begin with. Kyle on his own merits couldn't even stall the Oblivion Effect after getting his ring back, and I say this because he straight up didn't at the end of the comic. Kyle got punched down by Batgirl and then deep fried by the Ray prior to this

I genuinely could not care less for Bayonetta to be honest.

They're fighting in a fabricated reality where anything they imagine becomes real. They are not real galaxies. They have zero depth, volume, no planets, stars, nothing. It's like if I printed a picture of the galaxy on a sheet of paper and tossed it at you. WOW NOW YOU'RE A 1-A TIER WITH MULTI GALAXY LEVEL DURABILITY. Pathetic fucking Sheman sisters are getting stomped before Kyle can change to the White Lantern.

I mean Constantine did escape into the real world where everything is 3D

Galaxy can support the weight of giant robots

Fuark that is some HEAVY 2D galaxy…

Liam...

Kyletranny melty

so did Myx and Batmite

Chaos gods are considered gigaversal in the warp despite it being a dimension with a fabricated reality where everything they imagine becomes real

Galaxys are paper thin

Do you guys ever consider it was a stylization choice? 'Their fight is so big they're throwing galaxies like they're shurikens and they're tearing through them like they're floors of a building!'
It might have also looked awkward showing it any other way.

B-B-B-BUT THEN THAT MEANS I’D HAVE TO POST KYLE DESTROYING A GALAXY!

how can they even grab galaxies if galaxies are just millions of stars and planets? they're not physical things

They're fighting in a fabricated reality where anything they imagine becomes real.

So it's the metaverse from Persona

Surely he has some other DC-tier wank that has him on the same playing field as Simon. Isn't the DC universe billions the size of the average galaxy?

High Complex Multiverse level

Are they using some form of telekinesis?

yes and so is the real world universe

Non-physical interaction

Freezes the Force

Freezes the Speed Force

Freezes Argent Energy

Freezes the Domain

Freezes Configuration Space

Freezes Ki

Freezes Spiral Energy

Freezes the Emotional Spectrum

Freezes Stands and Personas

Know your place...

How can [robot that ignores the laws of physics to the point it’s larger than galaxies] even grab galaxies?

… as my master because I, SHITno, JOB to EVEYONE IN EXISTENCE…

Only DC is allowed to ignore physics chud

there's no need to downplay anything, just correctly point out that the Xeelee are sub-universe level or universe at most while several DC characters are above that.

Don't forget Kratos and Doomslayer!

because being ftl automatically gives you universe level durability at least. happy now physicsfags?

I remember when Cirno said this

They are actually 3D if you count time. Meanwhile comic books are just 2D since they are immobile on the page...

Kylefags really went from

Life Equation stops Simon

To

W-Well, White Lantern outstats him!

To

W-Well, the onscreen galaxies in Gurren Lagann weren’t real!

Now, this might just be me, but when someone keeps changing their story for seemingly no reason, that’s a good sign that they’re full of shit.

Pfft, Galaxies...

Kylefags really went from

>Life Equation stops Simon

To

>W-Well, White Lantern outstats him!

To

>W-Well, the onscreen galaxies in Gurren Lagann weren’t real!

Now, this might just be me, but when someone keeps changing their story for seemingly no reason, that’s a good sign that they’re full of shit.

Truly Pathetic
Don't let anyone forget about this

physicsfags when not bothering to correct unsubstantiated statements wank in GOW VS physicsfags when criticizing feats for every tiny detail in TTGL

Remember Cyborg's 1 million decibels? Truly reliable

DC really stands for Dumb Cope

Kek they really do that and look like that.

DC Comics has a history of misusing Decibels. You can look it up

CECIL, I NEED YOU CECIL!
THIS GOTEN KID HAS KILLED EVERYONE AND I CAN'T HURT HIM!

Mark, that’s Kid Goku from OG Dragon Ball.

Mark, your multiversal punches atomized Gogeta and shredded the fabric of reality and created a universe where anyone after Frieza has feats to speak of

Canon
Fanon

Shitos and DC are street level.

No lies

Detected

Mark! Remember the Sun Disk and Viltrum's ring and multiple moons! By feats you're at least Buu Saga Vegito level! They're still seething about your dad KWABing Bardock Mark!

Canon
Fanon

CHADmon and Asura play with celestial bodies while shitle and shitos job to street level womemes and rocks

K, b, c.

Kratos would tank 2D galaxies just saying

I haven't seen one good explanation for how galaxies can be thrown like discs. Galaxies are just stars and planets with millions of miles of emptiness between them. When two galaxies "collide" there isn't even a real collision, they just merge because of all the empty space.

Kratos would die to paper level galaxies just saying

Just turn your brain off and ignore the physics bro

Funny how people question how giant galaxy sized mechs can throw around galaxies when they have no issue with dogsleds being infinite speed

since we are ritual posting
Pic related is the most retarded usage of physics ever in DC
Sterling Gates got his job after flirting with Geoff Johns (2000's Green Lantern writer) in a restaurant in front of Editor Steve Wacker. They ended up writing comics together. there's zero quality control
It doesn't help that Geoff Johnns was a member of HEAT. Hiring him was like hiring any Kratosfag to write GoW. Geoff is a wanker

I haven't seen one good explanation for how galaxies can be thrown like discs

explain me how superman can hold up a building with just his hands. explain me how he can move planets with just a metal chain. do it now or else the whole dc verse us now 2d

There's no real grounded answer for any of this

the galaxy on the right moves to the left and then goes boom

just to show some neutrality here.
EXPLAIN how The Hulk can lift up mountains and grip continents with his barehands
EXPLAIN how Goku can do this with his barehands

There is a thing called PRESSURE. There is a thing called AREA. Your verses are frauds

GOW transcends physics

advantages that heavyworlders have

Kek canon

Wtf he pushed the WINDOWS?

Physicschads exposted my verse as a fraud...

that's why the concrete's so soft

breh

Kyle...

explain me how superman can hold up a building with just his hands.

Bro, tactile telekinesis has been a staple Supes power for decades now.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SIMON CAN'T THROW GALAXIES NOOOOOOOOO
anyways boundless tree and Batgirl. Infinite speed dog sled and falling rocks.

They’re hoping nobody points out how DC stops at 6 Dimensions

kratos is 5d and runs from rocks

Simon...

I feel like i live in a world of cardboard

Kyle…

The rocks are repelled from Kratos' boundless strength

please, understand

no, i mean. that's not how it works

CANON

are you saying Doraemon fucking lied to me?

tactile telekinesis

that's like saying "inside outside". telekinesis requires no touching because telekinesis is not tactile. jesus christ, this is just a buzzword.
just post the scans that explain that stuff

i'm pretty sure Hulk also kept Sakaar from exploding by pulling the tectonic plates together too

When Superman lifts an object, he unconsciously projects an invisible forcefield across the entire bottom of the object. That way, instead of the entire building’s weight being concentrated into his hands, causing it to fall around him, the weight is distributed evenly across the entire object, making it far more stable.

Let's assume the best for dbz and dc, it would be silly for superman and goku to have some sort of explanation but not hulk (and thus marvel)
physicspostingfags would have to concede that hulk/marvel is a fraud but that's nonsense for dc and marvel, no? therefore these arguments are nonsense and that liam is a faggot that should be fired

Reddit tier complaints

how come this fictional character works on fictional physics?

When

That's what you say, we agree you said that. what does the scan says?

i wouldn't really call it a staple. more of a... paperclip. one that a handful of writers remember every once in a while

Yep, this is how Kratos canonically holds back his beyond limitless strength from destroying everything he touches.

’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL HELLSPAWN FACE LOOKING AT ME!

C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! YABBA DABBA...?

...

what

What?

WHAT. IN. TARNATION!

* Smashes camera replaying Spawn and Faye's sex session against wall in fit of anger*

EIGHT MAID'S A MILKING!! THIS IS A GREEK BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A GREEK BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH SPAWN!!!

HOLY GUACAMOLE!!! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY WHEN I CAME TO MIDGARD!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!

WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE KEKOLD CONTEST??! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE KEK KING IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING PALE HALF SPARTAN BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!

STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A GREEKBABY!!! AND HE'S GOT HAIR TOO!!! IF HE HAD NO HAIR I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS KRILLIN'S (who solos my verse btw) BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A BALDING KID NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING BACKBONED BULL NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!

GIVE ME THAT GREEK BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THATGREEKFUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY SONY LISCENSED FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!! GREAT CEASAR'S GHOST I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!

I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK!!!

we should just simply assume that ability is behind holding and throwing objects that should crumble otherwise
I assumed this is one of the first assumptions of battleboarding, sort of a postulate. knowing this, why would anyone come up with that galaxy downplay? it's blaffing

Kratosbros...

ngl Asurabros our galaxies are looking pretty papery right now

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCK WE CAN'T LET THE KRATOSCHADS SEE THIS

Baxter's books are the only setting with legitimate galaxies that have the astronomically correct properties of mass and density

XeeleeCHADS keep winning. All other so called "galaxy busters" are frauds.

If Asura's galaxies are made of paper then what are his planets made of?

even on Anon Babble, /dbs/ still jobs to wan piss

KEKAROOOT

kratosjeet melty

There's an epsiode where he gets a machine that allow people rotate the universe to make it easier to walk step streets.

he wastes his time nitpicking feats from series stronger than his fodder verse to downplay them

Imagine leading this sad life

No one here really gives a shit about Death Battle. It's just the place for autists to screech about how their favorite characters beat your favorite character, because vs threads are not allowed anywhere else of Anon Babble.

Post the xeelee destroying a bird

trying to put CHADlee against CHADrds

what in the name. lmao

Nigger I dunno, I read it off a Cracked article like 10 years ago. Doesn’t even matter, since he can’t use it for battle anyways, and it’s obviously the writers way of handwaving bad physics. Now shut the fuck up, it’s like 3am and I need sleep.

Xeelee galaxies are also 2D btw

I don't know about all of this galaxy business, but I do know Andromeda is better than the Milky Way.

This real galaxy is looking pretty 2D to me, bros. Are galaxies even real?

Holy FUARK, real life galaxies are ONLY 2D…

You know what setting doesn't have 2D galaxies and is thus not a fraud?
Warhammer 40k btw

Tactile Telekinesis is a power that SuperBOY has, it was famously their way of going “see he isn’t just a boring carbon copy of superman his powers are completely different”. It’s explicitly never been a thing Superman does

People started saying Superman does it because Alan Moore’s Miracleman first used it as the explanation why Supes defy physics when they catch and throw stuff without breaking anything. But there’s never been a single scan or issue where Superman actually was given that.

Post anyone in Warhammer 40k destroying a galaxy whether it’s 2D or 3D.

WH40k is a Forerunner victim.
WH40k during the peak of power is a Precursor victim.

I-I-I can’t!!!

Post literally anyone destroying a galaxy.

The chaos gods destroy the universe and recreate it in cycles

It’s also because once in his 80s run Byrne makes superman say: “Evidently, I fly objects the same way I fly myself--by sheer force of will, not by strength”
Which might be an allegory to telekinesis, but without committing to it or making it official

My setting ends at the celestial abode in the sky.

… in my fanfiction.

2D galaxies downscale every verse because there is no franchise without them.

*though specifically in that issue he was saying why objects aren’t hard to push anymore once he starts flying, not why pressure and psi doesn’t apply

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCK

You didn't posted it,tho

Hmm interesting, is that why they can’t destroy the IoM or the near-dead EoM?

X to doubt

They're waiting for the emperor to become the dark king, the next chaos god

Ngl DC cosmology is looking kinda flat and 2D rn

Mxyie, my beloved...

No they aren’t the chaos gods hate each other why would they want another?

No one is this image can destroy a galaxy.

they did 9/11

That was because DC had a weird editorial mandate at the time saying Superman was the only real kryptonian allowed. So Superboy was a halfbreed with original tk powers. Supergirl was changed into a living goop cyborg with shapeshifting and tk powers. Tk was their explanation for non-kryptonians doing superman stuff

FUARK I can’t go back to sleep

One tier above where Popeye is at. Wait dose Simon beat Popeye?

RYWB bros...

His planets are made of ink, and all the trees are bread and cheese, don't ask me what he drinks.

Apparently the turtles Gape...

smaller than a folded newspaper

Simoncucks arent' beating the paper allegations

post your hero destroying a plant RIGHT NOW.

Bigger than the DC omniverse btw

Reminder that all the strongest heroes in the history of DC combined cap out at solar system level.

Straight from COIE, the most important story in DC.

Well the crazy part is that Anti Monitor destroys a universe either before or right after this (I forgot), it’s whenever Spectre grabs his hand and he’s like FUARRRK GOTTA DO IT NOW!!!

Kratos solos DC.

Post Kratos destroying paper.

Mind you, a lot of people would look at narration like this in another work of fiction and, because it's not DC, would discard it as a mere statement meant to make the heroes sound more impressive than they really are

You have to be retarded or legitimately schizophrenic to believe this. I don’t know how that guy lives in your head.

"Wiz, Boomstick, I'm here to change your hearts and end these Death Battles! No one dies anymore!"

I think the funniest part about all of this Liam schizoposting is the fact that he himself has said that he doesn’t even do much research for the show now and his job is mostly writing and directing. I think he said the last time he did actual research was like last season. It’s insane how that gay man managed to mindbreak posters here to the point where they’ll just mention him endlessly.

...'s geasiest stained dishes.

Today I will remind them

...of anon's pedophilia.

Goku vs Superman 4 WHEN?!

What exactly is the "physics" argument about? The only things that annoy me personally are when series that are inherently incompatible with physics will randomly explain something with a physics behavior (Infinite Mass Punch doesn't really make sense in a setting where characters move at least at superluminal speeds.).

It sometimes leaks out in the forms of Invincible bait posts and Sung Jin Woo posts.

Maps are like that, my child.

When Goku gets a new cope above Ultra Instinct for Superman to onepunch

Oh this reminds me, if all the Mxy and Darkseid versions in stories that aren't completely noncanon are just aspects of the central thing, then why didn't DCeased cause the entire setting to be destroyed? DCeased's universe got assigned to existing inside the canon multiverse.

Cortana will win.

They don't. There's dozens of references that go much higher, including 196,833.

b-but muh misunderstood gaslit 'canon'... muh debooonk...

LOL
LMAO

Sounds a lot like you lack any argument. Guess Kyle wins that easy, huh?

The truth hurts, doesn't it?

The actually big brained take is to say all fictional settings that don't explictly limit the number of dimensions should have an infinite number.

Why would a mere aspect affect the center? Try logic.

attempt to gaslight

You tell me why you'd use a bodyguard's description from Batman/Planetary instead of the super scientist inventor's description from Planetary #1. The truth hurts you.
That's been stated, too.

It's a consistency challenge. Make it make sense, or your opponent will find their own explanation that you can't logically or canonically refute.

Kylefag melty

Because the propagation method of the Anti-Life was able to infect Mxy even through just thinking about it.

no argument

Are you just going to keep crying and mumbling 'm-mm-melty'? KWAB!

Kyletroon meltdown

Do you think she was intentionally written to be wrong?

SHE-man cuck bot loop

Kyletard schizo fit

Yes? Being a retard who punches stuff is exactly how she's described, by herself, several times in the series. Try literacy.

No liees detected

Gun to your head name 1(one) Kyle feat.

I-I-I can’t!!!

Held the Big Bang. Twice.

So you think if Mr. Hark showed up, at that time, under the same writer, he would have corrected her and said actually it's spatial dimensions. You are actually under the impression that she was briefed, but completely in-universe and without being addressed, as well as leading to no payoff, she just misspoke. And this was all planned by the writer

????
What the fuck is this title, is Toho holding comic companies at gunpoint to wank this lizard?

Yes. Do you have an actual argument, or do I just think you're retarded?

Anon, Fred Hembeck was the first to Destroy the Marvel Universe. It's a meme.

I respect your ability to cope

Ben would beat Kyle.

Aren't the Precursors the Flood

Sounds like she'd get along with Viltrumites

pure projection

Jakita Wagner frequently misspeaks and gets shit wrong. It's an aspect of her character. Even when presented with the plain obvious truth of her own origins she doesn't understand until Elijah explicitly tells her.
Illiterates wouldn't know, like you didn't know 'Mr Hark' was a funder, not the inventor.

GF got fridged

Didn't he kill the guy who did that?

He got his cheeks clapped by a Mexican.

it's been more than a few years now since I tried to keep up with "Our Worlds at War", but if you're referencing the Kyle and Imperiex thing from that arc then I don't think that one adds up. IIRC Imperiex had already absorbed several galaxies but couldn't absorb Earth or the Milky Way. our heroes set out to break Imperiex in half and have the spewing energy of those galaxies warped back into place using Motherboxes or some such. the fact that this was even an option to them is mind boggling. but I don't think Kyle held back Imperiex when he was going Big Bang at the beginning of time.
you said twice though, what's the other one?

Nah I'm thinking it would've come up.

This mightve been some good reasoning if they didnt blow it all out of the water with the one objectively correct take at the end.

Of course, this applies to all of Marvel, DC, shonen anime, and all power fantasy fiction written for kids, and 'who would win' is fundamentally one of the dumbest possible topics of discussion

What match ups have you like this?

Shade the Echidna vs Tempest Shadow

The 196,833 dimensions are just uiniverses.

It's over for DC wankers.

Literally none of the DC/Marvel and like 99% of anime cosmic feats count because they make zero sense.

Superman still solos by simply inventing new physics on the spot to anchor sttgls realty bending to hopelessly submit to supermans idea of bigger will and hope.

What the fuck is this title

Marvel used to do a lot of these with Punisher, Wolverine, Hulk. etc.

Superman got back up from Russian assault so that > anything sttgl and overload does.

Kylebros… THIS is the guy we’re trying to steal feats from?!

Ahaha this edit got me pretty good

Spidey hates women beaters so he might have an issue with them.

Not really

t.

Contained in infinite layers of abstract realities and real outer scale beyond the bleed

Why did he do this then?

The Bleed only contains 52 universes though. In fact they're even numbered.

Who wins this

he was a zombie

was he a zombie here too?

Marvel Zombies was such edgy trash.

F-FUCK YOU!!! *cries*

Umm... Uhh... well, those are actually OUTERVERSES, DOWNPLAYER!!!

And wife beaters are mentally ill. Everyone has an excuse.

didn't DB use the anti-regen sword Deadpool had from one of these as if it was a canon weapon?

Kratos > DC

no, why not post that first instead of the one where he's a zombie?

Wtf Mary Jane TANKED that???

The Bleed is infinite. It's the Orrery that only contained 52 universes... untill Metal, when a 53rd was spontaneously produced... and then Death Metal, when it was shattered to join/grow into the infinite multiverse once again.

Eating her alive seems worse than back handing her.

zombie is a better excuse

Is it though?

yes
morally it's not, because that was a zombie

It states they're dimensions. The Snowflake is an object rotating in 196,833 dimensions. Every rotation describes a universe, and the number of rotations is infinite. This is directly stated in Planetary #1.

He still has a sense of self and can talk he isn't like a George Romero Zombie. He could have fucked off and not ate inncodent women. No different than him hitting her out of anger.

It states they're dimensions.

Nah, it states that they're universes.

The DC omniverse is less than 200k universes

Solos with a 9M+ universe busting punch.

Planetary #1, non-reader - I quote it nearly verbatim. You're still quoting the self-described retarded bodyguard in Planetary/Batman like the retard you are. So your concession is now accepted.

...which Kratos does not have.

I'm quoting

Doesn't matter. I posted the from the comic. It's just universes. Don't like it? Send an angry letter to DC editorial.

…because each of those universes has multiple boundless multiverses

Outsiders confirmed that it the DC Omniverse doesn't have infinite multiverses, it's only 196,833 Multiverses.

So any truly infinite cosmology (like TTGL) will solo DC effortlessly.

I think it looks like a SNOWFLAKE

She was talking about DC fans. it's meta commentary, chud

I asked Bruno and he confirmed this btw.

New thread

Can I make the next thread?