Hey guys dont you think that homestuck and south park could be similar sometimes and their fandoms instead
I kinda funny :7
Homestuck and South Park
Ironic because I used to ship these two so hard when I first read this series kek.
south park's definitely homestuck at times with how they would be unironically taken seriously when they shouldn't be, but i still get why you'd say that when you see a video talking about the show like it's a cult
the only thing i know about homestuck is that the homestuck fandom is really, really, really, REALLY fucking annoying and consists primarily of "quirky" tumblr girls who write essays about how shipping certain characters is problematic
I can fix them
Don't forget brown. There's a lot of browns in the Homestuck fandom.
that's the best part
a russian artist who normally does south park shotas made some great dave art is all I know. I have no idea what it is about south park that inspires people, but I’ve always been too filtered by grossout humour to find out
hasn’t tuned out the sound of hormonal youths training their ethics and debates skills
hasn’t learned to appreciate girls caring a lot about the dreamy ideals and dark temptations of hypothetical romances
hasn’t learned to scroll by and not even register shit you’re not interested in with the ease of a gentle breast stroke
you’re young
protip: if you’re an artist worried about getting canceled, don’t. it literally doesn’t matter. rabble will rabble until they get bored and your fans will become bigger fans
Maybe like a decade ago.
Theyre a little similar yeah
There's browns in every fandom.
incredibly gay to just a piece of fiction by the losers who care talk about it on the internet.
Elaborate. I want to know more
"june" is a tranny and a complete loser who lets himself get pushed around by women all the time
dave absolutely sucks at picking partners (and has gay sex with men)
rose is a dyke who cheated on her wife with a dickgirl for no reason
jade has a dog penis and cucked kanaya so she could "be important" or some other retarded shit
jake is a faggot and was dropped on the head several times as a child
dirk is a super faggot who rewrote the entire universe just so he could have gay sex with men
roxy is a tranny and an alcoholic who had literally zero fucking impact on the story
jane is a successful businesswoman who cares about her people
Epilogues aren't canon and never will be, Roxy is and always will be a woman.
Your "waifu" is a drunkard slut who would cheat on you without even thinking about it.
Why are you putting quotes around a word I never said nor implied
So you only have an issue with the fact that I called Roxy a tranny, and not the fact that she's an unfaithful bitch. Got it.
Unfaithful to whom?
dirk and calli are manipulating the story, so you cant blame the characters, they are all just puppets in a hypothetical timeline. The real ones are in their happy ending from Act 7. But if you get past that, the fanfic ridiculousness is pretty interesting
this is going to be the homestuck backup thread once the main one dies isnt it
Rose's mom has it going on.
Yooo AI sloppa
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE UPDATE
11 HOURS STILL NO UPDATE
YOU ARE ALL FUCKING DEAD
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE UPDATE
11 HOURS STILL NO UPDATE
YOU ARE ALL FUCKING DEAD
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE UPDATE
11 HOURS STILL NO UPDATE
YOU ARE ALL FUCKING DEAD
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE UPDATE
11 HOURS STILL NO UPDATE
YOU ARE ALL FUCKING DEAD
I'll drink to that!
intermission establishes DD's main choice of weapons being guns
we never see DD using a single gun outside the intermission
Why doesn't he use any guns on either of the Kids' sessions?
Sad jadekat isn't a bigger ship, they had the funniest interactions
i haven't read the epilogues is roxy really a tranny
Sad that from the original pairings only Rosemary got confirmed and survived the entire webcomic, only to become drama fodder later on.
Calliope of course!
It’ll be here in about 16 hours calm down.
i still don't get why eridan destroyed that egg thing
I'll try to be as concise as possible. There are two timelines featured in the epilogues, one where John goes back "into canon" to fight Caliborn, and one where he does not.
In the timeline where John leaves (Meat), Roxy and Calliope start dating. When Jade visits them at one point, Roxy reveals that off-screen Calliope had started to identify with they/them pronouns since Cherubs don't really have traditional gender anyway. Since Roxy herself grew up in a world with no gender roles, she starts to call herself a they/them as well. Much later on, though, she switches to he/him without any reason specified. She continues to be referred to as male in the Meat sections of Homestuck^2.
In the timeline where John chooses to stay on Earth C, he and Roxy eventually get married and have a kid. After a few years, they become distant and have a divorce, but later on they have a heart-to-heart conversation where Roxy talks about how when she was younger she used to think about her gender but never really dwelled on it. But, when John starts to freak out over the possibility that his presence stopped her from discovering something important about herself, Roxy affirms that with the way her life as gone, she's perfectly happy as a mother and doesn't feel any doubt about her womanhood.
In Meat, yes she becomes nonbinary, but then in Beyond Canon they decide to be transmasc.
In candy Roxy is still a cis girl but some overthinking fans want you to believe she is also trans for some reason to do with her views on gender.
just when i thought nothing could be worse than act 7
Since Roxy herself grew up in a world with no gender roles
that didn’t stop her from spending years begging dirk to help her repopulate
Oop, there's the upd8.
beyondcanon.com
im late for homestuck hypetrain for more than a fucking decade, but better late than never!... like always
Don't care. Post big tiddy Jades.
passionate cocoon-collapsing grubmaking pale sex with polypa
Is BreedingDuties the only exemple of good Dave writing in porn? Do you have other exemples? I'm interested in discussing this a little further
no art of Rose shouting as Jade keeps her pinned to the bed from growing her tits to body-sized
exemples
Kill all ESLs.
In candy Roxy is still a cis girl but some overthinking fans want you to believe she is also trans for some reason
Because she talks about not wanting to have tits and suppressing gender feelings to be a good mom.
Update arrived
beyondcanon.com
*examples*
Is this better for you?
I remember cidgregor's stuff was good for written smut. But that was also back when the comic was good.
OOO LAWD GET THEM LAWRYS SEAZUN CAKE
Calliope manipulating things from the background
why is jane getting shoved into the corner on her birthday
jane should be fatter
Noone cares, post big tiddy Jade
Nobody cares about her except tumblr girls who self-insert as her to ship her with Dirk.
girls who self-insert as her to ship her with Dirk
based
Isn't Rose described as extremely pale, or am I recalling that wrong?
Meanwhile Karkat after experiencing the touch of a woman.
This is so ass. It feels like the writers being extremely self indulgent in their shit decisions. Also, does Jasprose burning the letters from Meat mean that now Jane and Jake are suddenly in the ship with the rest of the crew? What the fuck?
tumblr girls daring to desecrate dirk's sacred homosexuality
I don't believe it
all the homestucks are BROWN, chuddy.
No
The obvious answer is 13 hours, come on.
I care. Get small tittied.
It's a crazy way for them to Retcon, but at least we are out of it. Should have been sooner, but eh, probably in contract with Hussie to do this bullshit. Karkat indulging and helping with her shitty fanfic is sort of cute that I forgot that Calliope was dating Transmac roxy.
This is so ass
It's Homestuck 2
How can it be "self indulgent" when they're talking about the writing of the previous team?
yeah what the last team did was so bad
we can do it better!
No but its an unusually high amount of ass, its the same level of tongue-in-cheek, self justificating meta commentary from the Ult Calliope and the house logo thingy update. Its terribly aggravating. "It would be amateurish to do such retcons" YOUR WHOLE FUCKING STORY IS AMATEURISH YOU HACKS, YOURE ABOVE LITERALLY NOTHING
Do you disagree?
It would be bad to go back on what was already written, despite it being both terrible and awful
Youre so right [Calliope], youre making a great choice by keeping the story in a shit state and are definitely doing massive improvements
…You’re talking about me? Oh wow. I don’t know what to say.
>It would be bad to go back on what was already written, despite it being both terrible and awful
A correct take, as we've gone over a hundred times over the past three years.
They're all doing things at Hussie's insistence and oversight. You can throw as many shitty writers at this as you want, but as long as he's steering the ship it'll always be garbage.
Okay, youre right here, im being an ass. My point is Calliope is just the writers stand in, again, and Karkats commentary is just patting themselves on the back
Vriska is best girl and it's not even close.
time will tell, right now, theres nothing that really happened. this is the start of act 2 and they gave us 16 pages of set up
Mogged by Feferi in reality.
Having Karkat critique candy is an interesting idea, but they didnt do nearly enough with it. No mention of the ghosts disappearing? No commenting on himself becoming a chad or fucking meenah? Kind of a waste. Also I need to do a reread, why are Jake and Jane on that ship? I thought meat jane was in problemsleuthworld in that old bonus comic, are those not canon any more?
I'm really surprised there never was any attempt at meta commentary regarding how the Midnight Crew are the original versions of the Derse agents from Problem Sleuth but in the narrative of Homestuck they are just a single iteration from the trolls' session.
Yeah. The new team has great art but the writing is worse.
best girl for ryona yes yes
Here's an AI Cover of Eridan singing a lyric version of Undertale's "It's Raining Somewhere Else"
litter.catbox.moe
EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER
Anyone like Prisounebound?
That is one hell of a take. I can't agree at all.
I'd argue Rose but I think Light girls in general are all ryona queens
imagining Rose having the shit beaten out of her causes dangerous amounts of arousal
really? maybe i didn’t noticed that while reading the intermission, but i always took the midnight crew shit to be a homage to ps. you telling me it was more direct than even that?
or are you referring to those bonus pages?
Vriska is the strongest troll, and needs story hacks to make her lose.
one intermission for fucking 4/13
meaning act 2 starts on a random day or not until 6/12
cant these guys at least write their mediocre slop quickly
I liked it more when the main focus was the girl failure and the scottish lad, their dynamic was cute and i liked them
yeah
rose is too into it for me, fear is the key
Me too, hopefully they get back to them
Erm...?
I agree but Rose being too into it opens the doors for the really dark and vile shit that makes her regret it
Bad timing for me to say great art when these new sprites looked like dogshit, but I like a lot of the panels they did for the candy timeline. Maybe im oldgood/newbad-ing in regards to the hs2 team's writing, but I dont remember John talking about emotional cheating or polyamory in hs2, that last BC update made me sick. I just find the current teams writing style very modern and samey, every voices sounds like a 2025 tumblr user.
I want to fuck every single troll in it.
John talking about emotional cheating or polyamory in hs2
Literally last update
M8 im still mad at hussie for not expanding on other trolls later on. Especialy Feferi and Dancestors.
terezi
I knew I wrote that in a confusing way, I meant he didnt sound like that back when it was still called hs2 under the previous team. I guess old hs2 and new hs2 is more clear than calling one hs2 and one bc
gross
"HS2" meaning the previous writing team. The new writing team is Beyond Canon. No 2 involved.
I think you mean James Roach and HICU.
would rape
don’t call her gross, dilweed
that is even more confusing when james roach is the only guy who was on both teams
Ah, my bad. Dont know much about the old team, but the new one has consistently proven to base their entire understanding of the characters on headcanons, so i guess i have a bias against them despite the art being better most of the time. Its just that Hs^2 (not beyond canon) was so boring i cant even remember how in-character they were.
Happy meme day, y'all.
South Park was funny.
living in japan
surrounded by cheap manga I should be using to learn nipponese
rereading homestuck again
guys I might be autistic
She's the one who put that idea in your head. Kindfang wins again!
Why are you living in Japan?
Absolute garbage.
Not even a single salvageable concept.
Just shallow, rambling melodrama with a great heaping pile of progressive degeneracy on top.
Homestuck truly is a cursed intellectual property.
Bonus pages. But what I mean is, in Homestuck Jack Noir and the Agents are the 'base' for Spades Slick and the rest of Midnight Crew, when in real life the latter were conceived first. To my knowledge it is not something Hussie let alone Homestuck itself has commented on.
It's not cursed, it's being smothered and killed.
Seconding this. The epilogues had V and CV with Hussie over seeing them, and they sucked. SS was overseen by Hussie and it sucked. Current writers are using Hussie's outline and they suck a little less than the first two, but the suckiness is baked in. Hussie is the common factor. It's clear he just got burnt out about halfway through act six and lost his spark. Some writers jump the shark, it happens. Even the less shitty stuff he's written in subsequent years has been undermined by his own weird pretentions and inability to operate on fewer than five levels of irony at any given time. It's a hard pill to swallow, but HE'S the problem. The epilogues wouldn't have sucked so bad if he would have hired real ghost writers with the courage to tell him his outline sucked rather than a couple of sycophantic fangirls. According to V, he genuinely thought the ideas in the Skaianet Logs were good, and thought she was joking when she said they sucked. That's how deluded he was in his own ego, and how accustomed he was to he surrounded by ass-kissers.
Homestuck should never have continued past the credits, especially because Hussie was clearly sick of working on the comic at that point. The epilogues were a transparent "fuck you" to the people demanding that he continue the series, and I honestly understand the anger. Endings are good, endlessly sequelizing and spinning shit off is evil and ruins people's good will for the IP. If Hussie were smart, he would have walked away instead of capitulating (albeit spitefully) to entitled fans and releasing post-canon slop.
Living that ALT life, teach a couple classes a week but mostly sit the teachers lounge reading and writing all day. Its a little boring and lonely but the cost of living is low and deskwarming gives me an excuse to study and read. When Im not fucking around at least
You cant mind-rape the willing rapist. Checkmate, spidertits.
Viz literally told him that it sucked, but he's deluded.
If you could choose a new writer to take over Homestuck who would you choose?
I'll go the easy route and say Toby Fox.
sometimes I get sad that more homestuck books didnt get made, and then I remember his plan was to stop writing authors commentary and let kate mitchell, who never wrote homestuck, take over and write the commentary while roleplaying as his therapist.
But Andrew has always been jealous of Toby and his success.
Dan Harmon and Eichiro Oda as a team. Fuck it add Bo Burnham in just to really capture that early 2010s feel for Dave
Me. I write horse fanfic.
He couldn't stop.
Long story short, he made a ton of terrible decisions and was in a ton of financial hardship when HS ended.
He needed to generate revenue to keep the wolves from his door.
So, the first thing he did was whore out his brainchild (even more).
One mildly popular vtuber is talking about homestuck youtube.com
He needed to generate revenue to keep the wolves from his door.
So he makes the worst possible thing he could make and expects that to make money? Is he fucking stupid?
The epilogues were a transparent "fuck you" to the people demanding that he continue the series
ALL I WANTED WAS AN ENDING
A DEFINITIVE FUCKING ENDING THAT ANSWERS ALL THE UNRESOLVED SHIT
BUT NOOOOOOOOO
I NEED TO KILL HUSSIE I REALLY DO ALL THE PROBLEMS IN MY LIFE ORIGINATE FROM THE FACT THAT I HAVEN'T HUNTED HIM DOWN AND GUTTED HIM
Hussie is out of the picture and gone. By the team's confession they prettymuch threw out the outline he did, so it's now at true MSPAF in the sense that they're just doing whatever they want.
Can you blame him? Imagine your employee creating a knockoff of your magnum opus that distills it down to its best properties and gets more famous than you ever could have dreamed of.
vtuber
Also, genuinely earns money instead of becoming a source of debt from bungled licensing.
everytime i think this story can't get worse, it's like a trainwreck i can't look away from.
the epilogues are FAR better than this literal tripe, not that they're good or anything but they at least had something resembling a point and a drive towards an ending. this is just nothing but a dumping grounds for shitty fanservice for children.
his plan was to stop writing authors commentary and let kate mitchell, who never wrote homestuck, take over and write the commentary while roleplaying as his therapist.
Please tell me that you pulled this out of your ass, this can't be a real idea that anyone came up with outside of the realm of parody
Is he fucking stupid?
looking at the entirety of the last 15 years, of the comics, their financials, the game, its drama, the mismanagement, the egotistical meltdowns... yes! I'd say Hussie is, in fact, a stupid older man with a dwindling trust fund.
what if we build a new kid ?
and i'll try to draw him/her at the end !
Togashi
Or ONE
make it a troll
They literally said in the recent AMA they did not and he's been mandating things in the background. That's why they didn't get rid of the dog dick.
Agreed, all of them are cute in a non-gooner way except maybe Renity and Oficus.
The creator makes nsfw of his own characters too so theres a cool bonus
i simply don't recognize anything past act 6 as canon
I don't think anyone can fix it at this point. Unless you meant hiring someone to write a total reboot. For all his flaws, I think at his peak, Hussie was a fantastic character writer, and I don't think Homestuck could have been written by anyone else.
non-gooner way
go away
Can you blame him?
Yes. Hussie had the chance to be Undertale x100, but he's literally too emotionally stunted and full of ugly hate to make something sincere and honest; he's TERRIFIED of sincerity. He snatched defeat from the jaws of victory with the kind of confidence only the Bible could convey. Toby just decided to do the same thing, was sincere about it, and won.
Its possible it was made up, but its circulated around for quite a while. If you read the later notes theyre pretty interesting (when hussie isnt trying to cope about later writing decisions) but he does bring up this therapist character a lot later on. It could be bullshit but I'd sure buy 2020s hussie trying to pull that.
trvthnvke of galactic proportion
Even if Hussie did make it, his racist past would catch up to him and he would have gotten cancelled.
Yayayay the update is up you all survive
Cope, no he isn't.
ok it's gonna be a troll, what are the other element to add, shape of eyes horn etc !
3 horns
make its horns look like a penis but in like
a sfw way
He gave them his three edicts and left.
If his racist past and liberal use of slurs is most of the time deflected with "people change!" when defending shit like "June was always canon", he was always going to get away with it
the team has said nothing about him leaving. They are still in contact, even if the team acts autonomously
He got cancelled for abusing his employees and being an actual shitty person while claiming he's "for the working man"
his racism wouldn't have mattered, what would have destroyed him is his utter failure to be able to have a professional relationship or conduct, he'd have burned bridges so fast
I think the unsustainable schedule he created for himself early on in Homestuck is what ultimately lead to burn out and consequently bitterness. Add the incredibly ill-advised Kickstarter and the death of his dad to the mix, and it's not shocking that he lost his goddamn mind. He went from being a fun asshole to a spiteful asshole. Shame.
two ball horns and one dick horn
It's just some anons headcanon.
Previously they said that optimisticDuelist was writing the author commentaries
Maybe if he didn't graft a dog penis onto his character and fire the only writer who knew how to write he might be in a better spot.
So fvcking trve.
They're using HIS outline and they're in contact with him.
ogay idea for next
It’s not april fools anymore, stop talking in typing quirks
Roxy is literally the last girl on earth with a gay boy as the only other man, she's utterly starved for love and latches onto the first dorky straight teen she sees and devotes herself to him
Tinfoil hat
Jade dick
Hell Vriska
??? One other thing they haven't revealed yet
Those were his 3 mandates.
Pretending he's actually writing this shit or looking over what they're making anymore beyond that is just autism.
He doesn't care.
Googly eyes
i was gonna make a dedicated homestuck thread cause of the hsbc upd8, but i saw this was already up
should i make it anyway or leave this one be? i mean not like theres south park discussion happening
give it homochromatic eyes
one purple one green
Did Toby really win though? Does anybody even care about Deltarune anymore? The dude takes so long to release chapters that all the hype died down.
technically it was yiffy he mandated, not the dog dick itself
HIS outline
They said in the AMA they're not
In contact with him
Who gives a fuck? On his livestream James said Hussie goes drinking with them sometimes. He doesn't give a shit about Homestuck or what they do with it
deltarune chapters 3 and 4 are releasing on june 5th, the hype will definitely come back by then.
Did Toby really win though?
he's already a multi-millionaire with an ongoing successful career, I don't think he's stressed and yes anon he won
We gotta play it safe, even on 4/13 shit could be deleted quick. One at a time is the right way to go
Well he beat Hussie that's for sure. But then again does Toby have his own holiday like we do? I think not.
I thought mods stopped deleting these threads.
(laugh)
All the guardians trained the kids in their own particular way. Dad Egbert? Trained John to smash Lalonde pussy.
Last one is probably tranny John
thx doc
The dude takes so long to release chapters that all the hype died down.
This cope is so funny it’s unreal, you could even argue that the hype got WORSE just because of how desperate DR fans are for new content
Nobody cares about new Deltarune chapters anymore. Too little too late. The fanbase has dried up.
most people had stopped caring about deltarune before chapter 2 came out
give him a big, retarded grin
full on toothy and shit with fangs
Music and character in Smash
composer on multiple pokemon games
1 minute feature in the nintendo switch 2 show
switch 2 launch title
His popularity is way down from undertales peak, but people still care and, more importantly, opinion on him is still high. The new chapters are apparently big enough that he's actually charging for them, so we will know for sure who still cares by how many people buy it
I think you don't check Anon Babble very often. Chapters 3 and 4 are coming out in June. The mania is reaching a peak.
cancellation doesn't actually matter
Do you think Toby Fox would help out his old pal Andrew and make a decent Homestuck game for him?
His game was one of the highlights of the Nintendo Direct.
If you're in comfortable with Nintendo you've made it.
The hype from the 3 & 4 announcement was on par with the new DK game showcase.
Between those and Silksong he was easily one of the highest rated trailer drops. Deltarune is big now.
Sounds like wishful thinking, my friend.
they mean their tumblr friends are talking about it any more kek
There was a whole meme going on about "Deltarune tomorrow" for a couple of weeks. Fans have been rabid for the smallest scraps of information. The Deltarune update was featured and announced in a Nintendo Direct along with a new trailer. I think it's safe to say the answer is yes.
The only Homestuck related thing besides the first half of the original comic that I've found to be any good is SBURB.exe.
And that's mainly due to the fact that the writer for it WISELY decided to take the premise underpinning Homestuck and NOTHING ELSE.
Just a sincere story about bunch of kids, playing a game that ends the world and makes a new one.
That's it.
No progressive masturbation.
No recycling Hussie's characters.
No retreading homestuck beat for beat.
No indulgent callbacks to the original comic.
At the current rate, Toby will be done with Deltarune in about a decade, and Hussie might be dead by then.
LOL NO
this is a cool ass bro pic
I would lock Andrew Hussie in my basement and lace his food with adderall.
Make him rewrite the ending to my liking, Misery-style, starting from Game Over.
I like how you know when (he) is in the thread, it's either vriska list or toby hate
starting from Game Over.
Incredibly based. Act 6 is salvageable from there I think. I like terezi writing down the instructions and dying, and John completing his quest, but those could be repurposed in a way that doesnt fuck up everything by bringing Vriska back.
it’s because as much as people want you to deny it
bro IS cool
Of course he did, Also Deltarune Chapter 3 and 4 was confirmed for June with the Switch 2 launch
yeah it was really cool when he sliced that meteor in half and went toe to toe with jack
I'd make him start from 4/10. But then again, I don't think he's the man who is meant to write 4/10.
troon namefag mccarthyism has invaded Anon Babble
fuck really? Im sick fo all the Barrys and Erics and Kevins and whoever fake people Im supposed to remember and attribute bad opinions to.
Hussie should have made [MY IDEA FOR A HOMESTUCK GAME] instead of Hiveswap, he had it coming.
The fanbase has dried up.
His fanbase are working 9-5 jobs and have kids now.
The Crab goes red when boiled.
Gamzee POV 10 seconds from that scene
that's what's so awful about Dirk, he destroyed everything that made Bro so legitimately cool as an archetype, just made him so ugly and creepy
Not a native to /hsg/ or all the old namefag regulars that made up the general
What are you doing here then newfag? Get the fuck out if a trip triggers you this badly
You can kill yourself now. I give you permission since youre acting like my bitch.
Got prince of rage this time
Last time i did this i got knight of doom somehow
Right after Callie and karkat talked about retcons we see jasprose burning the letters to Jane and Jake and then they are on the ship
What do you consider "progressive masturbation"? Sometimes I see people describe Dirk being gay that way, even though Bro was clearly intended to be a fag from the outset. Imo the progressive wankery didn't truly come into play until the tail end of act six, and then it ramped way up in post-canon with shit like calling Calliope "they" even though she'd been "she" the whole comic.
it really doesn't matter when he's going to be a launch title for a new console along with being a PC release, he's exposed to everyone now
the last time john saw vriska he literally said to her face she was too dangerous to bring back, it makes complete sense for him to refuse to go through with terezi's instructions
then in the reset later on she does the mindy thing and remem8ers she asked john to save vriska and get furious with him
He should have just kept it simple, he should have learned from Toby, and made the game in Gamemaker Studio.
For all the problems with hiveswap, switching to 2d was the right call. The backgrounds are charming and look way better than those 3d clips they put out
They should've just done that from the get-go.
the most aggressively and needlessly woke homestuck proper ever got was with davepeta. everything else is the fault of the epilogues
Its so fucking stupid theres no physical release planned. That being on store shelves in the early days before the switch 2 has many games would sell like hotcakes, especially since itd be 30 instead of 70 like most titles
I think I'd be satisfied with anything as long as it doesn't replace the entire cast with versions of themselves that didn't go through half the comic we read.
Sorry Andrew but 'ultimate selves' isn't going to sell me on your bullshit copout rushed happy ending.
What powers did i get /hsg/?
the most aggressively and needlessly woke homestuck proper ever got was with davepeta
I'd argue the dave/dirk
actually all those goofy fight scenes were abuse and I have trauma from it but nobody elses were they dont count
was more woke than davepeta. Davepeta was more stupid and bad, but that convo was more woke
A physical edition would be like $40 at minimum. Undertale was only a $10 game, yet the physical Switch version costs $30.
It's a new era. They're trying their hand at all-digital like Steam does. It's bad news but not much to do but get savvy with pirating and making physical media.
just make /hsg/ - Hiveswap General in Anon Babble and put
discussion about Hiveswap and its connected works
in the OP
So they just blatantly retconned Jane and Jake onto the ship?
that’s why i appreciate fanventures/fanfics that go that route, since it does feel more satisfying to have the characters i actually read about live to see another day, rather than them all dying
the fanbase is smaller but more dedicated, which is good
the amount of secondaries who still think chara did the genocide route is astounding
Sorry Andrew but 'ultimate selves' isn't going to sell me on your bullshit copout rushed happy ending.
ultimate selves was a really cool concept at first that needed to be earned, so of course it wasn't and amounted to nothing but wet farts anyways
I can imagine Davepeta being funnier and working better as a concept if it had been written by pre-woke Hussie. The idea of mind-melding the most self-conscious guy in the comic with the most shamelessly cringey autist has comedic potential as a little throwaway joke, maybe in a doomed timeline or something. Also I think such a character would go by "he" since Dave is a human and therefore cares more about his gender than Nepeta does. Having Davepeta being a genderspecial is out of character for Dave imo.
karkat harem should have happened
Had Hussie just made a sprite based RPG Homestuck game based off of the comic's story but trimmed down. He would have surpassed Undertale's / Deltarune's popularity easily.
You are a very bad thief because everyone can fucking see you.
It's been tried as /hiv/ - Hiveswap General and jannies killed it.
But nothing he made in the last decade has been good
wrong af, by all means im heir of light
or just have it be a case where both characters speak in turn as halves, and only sometimes do they speak as a fully-fused being
lets see if I get banned kek
you can make other people invisible/more visible but not yourself
Undertale is BORING AS FUCK compared to the world, art, lore and characters of homestuck
I’m glad Hussie had the hubris to pursue his vision and I find it exceptional he maintained that creative output until cascade. If he received any more help than he did at the time or slowed down at all, it would not have been the same.
I just don’t give a rat’s ass about post-game over homestuck, and I don’t know why anyone else does to the point it colors their feelings of early homestuck.
It became a work by an extremely tired, pressured guy who used up his most burning ideas already, and fans who weren’t quite sure what they were doing. The game was long over
The pure soul of somebody climbing a mountain with their bare hands to capture lightning in a bottle >>>>> making money off neat little family friendly packages
I also wonder if your view of good writing and sincerity is happy endings and fliffy themes, despite Homestuck under the humour always being an incredibly melancholy work about absence and long days and shit, and that being it’s appeal
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Anyone here play Genesis Project? Looks kinda cool.
oh stuff it
I played it, single player mostly, gets boring real fast, i guess it would be more fun with people, but eh.
A Hiveswap General was actually a thing for a short time, but the threads died because the mods removed any posts discussing non-Hiveswap stuff
It's the only way he gets off, pls understand anon
I don't think the fight scenes were necessarily the issue though, because the other kids had practice strife with their parents. I think the problem was specifically the living conditions, like there not being food in the house and Bro not being affectionate the way Dad and Mom Lalonde were with their kids. It's really not hard to see why Dave would resent him, and I fail to see how that's "woke" especially when Dave didn't even seem particularly upset when Bro died back in Act 5. I think he even told Terezi point-blank that he didn't love Bro. Idk it's been a while since I've reread.
But he's right I found Undertale's story and gameplay boring. Deltarune's gameplay is leagues better and I enjoy it way more.
I'm betting Toby wants to get all 7 chapters out before doing a big collector's edition release, since physical releases are basically meaningless except as trophies in this modern era.
That anon has a hate boner for Toby as a whole, take right ever he has as a grain of salt (literally)
each chapter is its own cartridge
comes in a boxset
would be kino
[Transfer Light between others.]
[Transfer things through Light.]
[Be Transferred by Light.]
A few things Light can represent:
-Literal Photons
-En*light*enment and revelation
-The *Contrast* between Diametrically Opposed Concepts (ex. Lucky/Unlucky)
I think the problem was specifically the living conditions
thats even stupider though, when all the houses are ridiculous and missing important shit. Mom is a non-functional alcoholic. Jade was raised by a dog. Eridan repeats the fucking no food in the fridge gag but with wants. Was his seahorse abusive?
when Dave didn't even seem particularly upset when Bro died back in Act 5.
Since dave plays it all ironic its hard to say for sure, but when I read that I thought he was obviously really upset and just playing it cool for terezi, hence him trying and failing to get the sword, only to lay in a pile on the floor
can i drop some fun shit i drew?
i remember getting a heir of space with this one, and i can’t ever really see that happening. i’ll always be a bard of space in my mind
I don't understand what happened? Callie made candy and karkat and them talked about tetconning stuff but decided it was dumb before the actual HSBC writers retconned Jane and Jake onto the ship ?
with how expensive the cartridges are to produce they'd never do it but that would fucking rule
do it
this is awesome
go for it
Browns?? WHERE?
physical releases are basically meaningless
Hard disagree. Whenever companies decide to "discontinue support" for certain software, sometimes hard copies and romhacks are all you have. Plus I'd rather have a bunch of game cards for my Switch than a bunch of SD cards.
neo from matrix
yeaaaah
it would be really satisfying to kick the asses of all the characters simultaneously at least.
Thats the joke. Also its not like its a hard retcon, its clearly implied that jasprose did it with sprite powers. I dont really get why she burned the letters though.
The hairpins
THE JOONING BEGINS NOW
You think Iono would be a Space player?
I love how you draw sprite faces. its so easy for those to look really uncanney but yours look great
this is too good for this place
link ur mspfa nao
Oh we're doing this now?
Truke.
Old school Homestuck reader here. I stopped reading late into Act 6, one of the update pauses was so long I fell off in interest and never went back. Last part I recall was John beating up Caliborn.
I hear a lot about the direction the comic was going but the impetus to start reading again wasn't strong enough.
About a week ago I watched some recap videos of the story leading up to the beyond canon switch and then read BC for myself. and I gotta ask: Do the new writers of both HS^2 and BC hate the human cast? Especially John and Jane?
It seems like they go out of their way to put all the worst behavior on the human kids with Jane becoming a racist genocidal dictator and John being a stunted idiot who dares to question the powerful flawless lesbians.
And then there is this shit with John hating his dad? Didn't it get revealed that all the kid's angst to their parents were just repressed self hatred and in reality their guardians were always super supportive and loving? John's dad was fist fighting giant powerful beasts trying to find and save his son, even forming an alliance with DD in his escape from Derse. How the fuck are they trying to make him out to be a bad influence in John's life?
Did I miss something or are the new writers just this bad?
The only silver lining I can find is the new update is seemingly going back to the original story's fat loving roots
I see the alpha kid and cherub stuff as interesting enough to serve as a denouement, but once Terezi makes the choice to go back on her decision and splatter taint all over the comic for Vriska, all grace to meaning and canon is lost. Stolen, in order to hamfist an ending and forced character meetings
Dave and Dirk are niggers
Wasn't a part of Dave's characterization the cringey whitekid rapping schtick?
Guess that got sacrificed on the alter of [currentyear].
i came
And then there is this shit with John hating his dad?
this isn't true, maybe you're thinking of that paradox space comic where he's bored at the store with his dad
can anyone tell me what reproductionduties is?
Hussie's alt account.
Whenever companies decide to "discontinue support" for certain software, sometimes hard copies and romhacks are all you have
How often does this actually happen, rather than be something you're afraid might happen?
The only games I've seen reach EoS and subsequent termination are MMOs and mobile gacha games.
I love these creatures.
terezi never should have killed vriska in the first place, that is the exact point where it passed the point of no return.
once Terezi makes the choice to go back on her decision and splatter taint all over the comic for Vriska
the fucked up thing is I like that as a decision for Terezi to make. From her perspective, everything has been fucked since she killed Vriska, someone she was really close with, who defined her in a lot of ways. The problem is, she shouldnt GET to bring her back. That regret is important.
I want to read Homestuck for the first time because it ended up being a canon event that shaped a notable piece of my teen years and is still influencing my life to this day.
The website is broken now.
Well fuck, now I don't even know what that was all about
it’s fanart so his race is still ain’t defined in canon, but you aren’t wrong about how it goes against the whole joke
in general i can’t help but find it funny seeing some people interpret the humans as all being different races but white lol
like to imply that not even a single one of them would be some pasty fuck is ridiculous to me
He talked about being happy the house burned down because now he felt free of the shadow of his father. Maybe it's not directly saying he hated him but it has a negative tone to it. You'd think he'd say he felt pressured that he'd never live up to be half the man his dad was and that was why he felt relief but instead it sounded more like it was all bad memories that burned up.
page 2696
john also explicitly calls bro (and therefore dirk) white early on
and in the sbahj book theres a picture of a blonde white guy cosplaying dave
since 3/4ths of the strilondes are confirmed white we can assume roxy is too unless her genes did absolutely nothing to dave and rose (i dont give a shit about her hair in pesterquest it never looks like that in canon)
afaik theres nothing explicit about the races of the egbertharleycrockerenglishes but come on dude. john, jake, and jane? whitest names ive ever heard. and jake is straight up british (at least in accent) and the actual betty crocker was depicted as a white woman
i hate nonwhite headcanons, not because im racist (which i am), but because they dont make any sense
brown jade makes my dick hard though
homestuck.github.io
grubs are so adorable
Pregnancy fetishist that Hussie hates
i actually forgot why i made such choice, but she HAS to be witch of space
i dont really have one, mostly poor ol' me gets dragged around by peeps that WANT adventure but dont make one and in the end i just draw good shit for them, but if i had to make my mspfa, i would do one massive sburb session with only humans and each of them are stereotypical internet degenerate and picrel is A1 trolls playing ARG with B1 kids who never played sburb
i think he was carrying the guilt of letting his father die to jack noir
now that the house is gone, he can move on from his grief
living fleshlights
These are really cool
NTA, but them also having him react negatively to roxy referring to him as manly
it all just kinda feels like shitting on dad egbert for the sake of making june canon
You're essentially obligated to be using homestuck.github.io
If that didn't exist, this shit would be bedrotted
it means her skin is #FFF white
The baby
Hussie had a blog he ran in-character as Dave where he said "nigga," so zoomie fans probably feel like their choices are to headcanon Dave as black or accept that he's racist kek
New upd8 dropped btw.
beyondcanon.com
Like kittens, but with more human faces and insect bodies, so not actually like kittens at all.
What level of cope is this?
This is my biggest reason for hating June. If they want John to be trans, at least made him a trans dude, then it paints Dad as a supportive ally. I guess thats not angsty enough
shitting on dad egbert for the sake of making june canon
That's bullshit, I would give my life for dadbert.
im fine with albino rose
All of them hate their dads so their troon self insert has to hate his, i mean her dad too
No one care
Thanks!
it makes her hot as hell
What level of cope is this?
It's true though. The Deltarune fanbase has shrunk by a lot.
Can you stop being annoying and let people post?
john, is that you?
truthnuke.
Nigga-saying Dave is kino Dave. His absence is a false timeline, hence the quality
you huffing cope so hard, you cant even think straight. Hate will be the end of you.
I'm just spreading truth. I'm sorry the truth hurts you so much.
But dadbert/dadker is literally the least hateable dad ever. He has done nothing wrong, ever, in his life. Troons just hate their parents because it's a cult and cults teach people to isolate themselves from their families, prove me wrong.
PYROP3? N4H, 1T'S PYR4P3 NOW. G3T ON YOUR KN33S.
It doesnt hurt me, only you since you must deny reality to live in it.
Bro
Super loving and supportive
Kek
Inb4 davekat sucks comes here to defend bro and say he didnu nuffin
Oh man that pedigree of copium is not even market legal.
Hope to see you on June 5th anon, Anon Babble will be a maelstrom.
Ass kickings are essential support for heroic chads as kids
pppplease discuss my shitty webcomic hasbeen sequel
No. Post big tiddy Jade.
I can't believe Joker is a valid troll name
Your name is KRIS DREEMUR.
As it was previously mentioned, today, April 13th, is the birthday of some other child you do not know and frankly, DO NOT CARE ABOUT.
Could Jade name 5 Pink Floyd albums?
susy
would rape
Part of the reason why Andrew Hussie went down the shithole is because he ran a Minecraft server on the side called "Skaiacraft" years ago
He invested a lot of time in it.
Began to become insane overtime as the Minecraft server began to get fucked due to his poor decisions and drunk/drug-induced actions.
Barely anyone knows this
I never understood why people feel the need to ensist that their favorite character is flawless and misunderstood. Bro is a terrible parent, but I still like him as a character. Batman is a terrible father and plenty of people love him.
Denied. Bitch.
berdly is just john
kek
No but she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Caliborn is cute. I want to protect his smile.
that isn't true you're making that up
guys i hust woke up and missed most of the other thread
vriska knocked me for for a whule
Sauce
loredump please
caliborn shouldn't have lost his tooth until john beat him up. fact!!!
i personally don’t deny that he was a shit dad, but i feel that people act as if he hated dave and wasn’t just some retard who took the “prepping for the game” too far without considering dave’s feelings
are you sure thats what happened
dirk's bro is way too overlooked by everyone i think
we never got Dave showing bro up by being a dad himself and being good at it
There's nothing to actually do in it after you get in the game and kill like 3 things in the dungeon.
male vtuber
idk…. she left before i woke up
and not even a goodbye or a note
He doesn't do anything.
Except porn artists. They LOVE to draw hairy, middle-aged movie star Dave.
He´s at his best when getting kinda clowned on though, his clawing to be relevant is the best parts of him.
he fought juggalos on the white house
Happy Hamsteak day, lads
Dave
Heroic Chad
Kek
the alpha variants of the beta kids barely get talked about in general
probably because they don’t get much focus in act 6 lmao
remembering juggalos exist
damn i gotta watch big money hustlas again
We didn´t exactly get to see much of that, sadly.
Not as impressive as Dave's bro.
He was angry enough to not need a reason to.
I agree but you have people here who unironically argue that bro throwing Dave down the steps was exactly the same amount of abuse as dad baking cakes or mom vacuuming drunk
how many presidents did he kill?
He plain and simply fucking lost his marbles.
Big tiddy Jade is a cute!
Small toddy Jade is a friend!
All Jades are good!
you mean the eggy loking thign [sic]
they are pulling the "its dogshit on purpose" for 413 rn
I got mage of space again. Previous rolls where Prince of Light and Rouge of Heart.
the only good thing about hussie was his racism
Prince of Hope.
[Destroyer of Hope].
Destroys the hope for his species' future out of pure spite and vitriol
Because if he can't have kids, nobody should be able to.
Incel rage makes you go stupid, plus Bec was already wiping floor with even grimdark Rose so trolls were fucked either way, Eridan just wanted an easy way out.
What would a Prince of Doom theoretically do? Being a walking nuke? Forcing the narrative to change through extreme action?
This one gave me Mage of Heart, though I consider myself Mage of Void.
destroys misfortune
he's the dude from quantum leap
Billions must die.
Can someone explain what the karkats' jasperrose page is supposed to imply?
Doom is misfortune? I thought it was the opposite of life, and more literally doom of any kind (Destruction, Mental damage in the case of mituna, damning their entire session with a virus in the case of Sollux)
he genuinely thought the ideas in the Skaianet Logs were good
I’m afraid to look at these because I genuinely think the most interesting potential for Homestuck lies in the game’s creation and what the guardian selves were up to. I think Hussie also thought so, with all the mysteries and badassery he hinted at about them, and I think he wrote the beta kids characters with the potential of their adult rebel (and comedian) selves in mind.
I just don’t know if he could pull off the same level of atmosphere, meaning, and logical connections as he did when he was establishing the comic’s world in the early acts.
I don’t care if Jade fucked Charlie Chaplin, but I do care if she worked to find a way to reunite with John at least once. She’s not like Jake. She has consistently been shown, even in the snapchat credits, to have the compulsion to at least check in on him. And it would be karmic payback for the brotherly sacrifice he made to stay with her on the meteor trip
I won’t ramble about Grandpa because again it could all be meaningless based on contradictory info I’m unaware of in those logs
Jasprose is the one burning John's letters (the blue glow is a clear sign of sprite magic) though the red fire and the following retcon (Jane and Jake now being on the ship) seem to be Vriska's doing. So through some combination of their powers, Vriska and Jasprose retconned Meat
I am literally Eridan.
He killed Feferi
Prince one who destroys their aspect or one who destroys using their aspect
So we know the prince is gonna fuck shit up and desecrate and remove stuff, now going to doom
Doom, an aspect of rules, ending, fate, and powerlessness
So a prince of doom has a lot of angles to work here. He can destroy fate and rules itself, becoming an arbiter of raw chaos, and essentially would play rock paper siccors with Sburb pulling out new tricks like "well actually I threw gun which blows up roack" while the mechanics of Sburb try to fix it.
And since princes are active and serve the player more than others. The prince of doom would destroy any consequence or effect he does. Perpetually leaving his trail suspended before it can allcrash down.
TL;DR Princ eof Doom says nuh-uh and has Bugs Bunny toon logic
Bro
Okay I kinda forgot a lot about what he did. As I said I read the comics when they were new and up to Act 6. I remember Bro putting Dave through a lot of trials to make him stronger and most of my memory of him were his fight with Becnoir. Part of the love and support of the other guardians was transposed over to him in my mind.
Dave is the only one with a justification to be full of angst.
But then that also calls into question how much the new writers only focus on his physical abuse and conveniently leave out how much Bro's homoerotic grooming affected Dave's identity and sexuality. (unless they do touch on this some and I missed it)
deserved
The writers for Beyond Canon have no clear path going forward and will completely alter major plot points to keep the comic moving.
self defence
she came at him with a trident
they should be drawing jake’s grandma and her fat cellulite ass
I know a lot of people hate Eridan but GOD did does this panel go hard
Prince is not only the destroyer of aspect, but also one who destroys WITH aspect. Inducing suffering, creating draconian restrictions, depleting chaotic hope and bringing forth certain destruction.
And it would be karmic payback for the brotherly sacrifice he made to stay with her on the meteor trip
brotherly duty*
what kind of asshole would abandon his own sister for 3 years
[Destroys Doom]
[Destroys through Doom]
[Is Destroyed by Doom]
Where Doom represents:
- Inevitability
- Conclusion
- Calamity
So, basically you're radiation jesus.
You can destroy cancer, give people cancer, and have super cancer-aids that will slowly kill you no matter what.
want to finish my Damara drawing to post in the thread, because everyone's here even Eridanguy and AraneaAnon.
Gotta watch my injured brother and the munchgins, but first work.
It's not fucking fair.
What the fuck? I thought Jake was there because my memory is bad
Uhhh this is weird does that mean jasper is the president now? This is making me feel weird
dirk's bro is pvre sexo
Skaianet Systems isn’t that bad. It’s honestly undeserved reputation is because of a bunch of hearsay from people who are too scared to look at maybe 15-30 minutes worth of text because of a single mention of Hitler. They’re an interesting read and best and not really consequential or important to canon (if at all) at worst.
I won’t ramble about Grandpa because again it could all be meaningless based on contradictory info I’m unaware of in those logs
Hussie made him a genuine dumbass that was just being used as a figurehead in SS, which is retarded and contradicts HS1 in addition to Jake’s early A6 characterization.
no mentions of vast error yet
Yeah hi I would just like to say that I would fuck Ellsee against every surface of my house, thank you for your time.
Started off years ago in 2013.
A server named "Skaiacraft" was created by an individual named "Andrew" who went by "d0ct0rjack" for a time time and ran the server with a partner named "Nelly" or "N_SH".
The website and server contained a lot of Homestuck stuff, never received a cease or desist despite being a very popular cracked Minecraft server back in the day.
This Andrew was quite a character, very crass and would come on the server at times either high or drunk, going on funny or crazy rants
Rumor has it that he and "Nelly" moved from US (somewhere in New England) to Russia at some point
Andrew became crazier as Russia-Ukraine relations worsened over the years, went over the the edge in the last few years.
Became distant, kept nuking the server over and over again, getting rid of staff, kept seeing himself as a god more or less and believed that no one understood his vision
Archived version of the site: web.archive.org
Pictures of "Andrew" were released by "Nelly" at some point and the resemblance is striking
Speculation has built up overtime that the two Andrews may be the one and the same
They also destroy their aspect within themselves so a prince of doom might destroy some facet of the game that allows him to die
Honestly the ending to homestuck should have Jade moving in to John's house becoming an agoraphobe who is scared after spending 3 years alone
andrew moved to russia???
Homestuck should have ended with all the trolls revived lmao.
post the one where it says nigger
wrong it should be her perma-knotting inside Rose so she never has to be alone ever again
*except the ones who aren't eridan
i like eridan so much because i see myself in him
lmao I don't really believe that post but that part is oddly Hussie-Like
>The website and server contained a lot of Homestuck stuff, never received a cease or desist despite being a very popular cracked Minecraft server back in the day.
am i retarded, why would it get a c&d
No get that post Homestuck 1 retcon out of here
i need the helilo
If John spent more time with Jade a lot of the problems of the epilogues would have been resolved. Jade would feel like she has a family, John would feel less alone so his depression wouldnt hit him like a ballistic missile, this in turn prevents: Yiffy, John's divorce later on, the fallout of the main group, among other things. Not even from a prospitcest stand point, just a from a family perspective. Youre sibling for fucks sake act like it.
okay then she perma-knots Roxy, make your peace
I've enjoyed the hypothetical Jade knot long before Beyond Canon was a twinkle in Hussie's eye.
We'll have the same fucking bro was abusive or not discussion for the millionth thread in a row!!!!!!!
yeah like the second Jade fused with a male dog it was already a thing, it's just nobody thought or wanted it to be in actual material
So true they really should have acted more like family
The only Jade that's real is the one who wants to get pregnant and has the pussy to do it. I don't have any complaints against the ship you like but that girl with the knot ain't Jade.
Hussie despises the very idea
GOOD
listen you have your alternate timeline and I'll have mine, either way Jade's knot is ending up inside a Lalonde
vtumor
even the one with the dick wants to get pregnant
Meanwhile in 2010 October...
Literally the third paragraph in act 5 explains that trolls are genetically prone to losing their shit in spectacular ways.
who's your patron troll? wish i could swap vriska for aranea
Another few hours of restless sleep with no help from Vriska :<
Captcha: SRKTT
this but unironically
Originally, Jake and Jane (who was kinda evil but now as evil as Candy Jane) stayed behind on Meat Earth-C. Somehow, burning John's letters changed meat enough that those two came with. Also Jasprose is in Midnight City, which is... uhhh, somewhere? I'm not sure if its like an actual physical place? It seems to be connected with the plot point dimension idk
oh, feferi, so im doing my job as goldblood? fucking fuchsias?
Sollux
god DAMNIT man im not getting ANY help from that fucker
why do you still have scribbles from fifteen years ago.
AND WHY DO I STILL HAVE THEM
gamzee
it's so over
It is said that he moved to get away from taxes-related troubles
Aug. 22
i’m someone who kinda hated how she was treated earlier on, so getting to talk with feferi and learn about her more sounds like it would be sick
happy 4/13 you general/discord/clique/trash shitters
rolled nepeta
could not have won better
Aradia
ten immediate intravaginal ejaculations without pulling out
Terezi
Yippee!!!
29th june
karkat and nepeta hell ye
you lucky motherfucker
she's going to kill you bro
On-topic Homestuck board if anyone cares
oh fuck that pic is comfusing i mean nepeta
It's Karkat. I can live with this.
Wish it was Aradia, Terezi, or Vriska tho.
Terezi? Eh.. I don't mind Terezi, but I don't love her that dearly.
You will never be hypnotized nor forced asleep by Vriska, for she is not real nor any real Vriska would like you.
As long as she flirts with me while she does it!
Eridan has a weird habit of suddenly going incredibly hard with no warning.
anon simply shouldn’t be a retard and not play into her silly tricks
You’re wrong.
same... we are so alike...
jan 14
Kanaya
my actual fucking waifu
wait if she's like canon i'll have to spend entire days hearing her cry about vriska
uuuh can i get a reroll
He's simply chudded. That's why he's epic
taking panel requests for the day
send em my way
WHITE WHALE
HOLY GRAIL
She can teach us how to sew, that'll be nice
stop posting this
You know what else gets incredibly hard with no warning?
Karkat
I'm okay with it. I think we would get along, actually, and some of my friends have said I'm really like Terezi so...
as previously referenced his heroic Chad future was diverted.
equius
Couldve been worse
that one comic but it’s eridan and feferi and sollux
Favorite land? Have you thought an OC land? Mine is Light and Rain, always thought it looked the prettiest.
lmao that would be funny
Make the next one a Homestuck General with /hsg/ in the topic
No guts, no glory. Make the leftist mods cry.
I really wanted to see Colours and Mayhem, and even thought we'd get setpieces of the ruins of the 4 kids' houses but as like superdungeons, but nope
no pussy no survival
i want to fuck you as someone who has been told that he acts like john sometimes
make the next one a SBaHJ thread
No. You fucking autistic dumbass. It's only going to make you cry and shit because they deleted the thread, again
ehhhhhhh, barely anyone posts there, it somehow has less traffic than even obscure chans like leftypol.org
gotta be wind and shade, that aesthetic is just amazing
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDEEEEEEEEEEER
Land Of Little Cubes And Tea :3
Fav
Land of Wind and Shade.
OC
As a Seer of Space player I had Land of Gardens and Frogs.
...would they beat sburb?
i always kinda related to tavros, being a weirdo autistic loser and all
WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHAAAAAAAAALE
BREAK YOUR BACK AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN
reminds me like grimal from hunter the parenting
ah where would eridanfags be without their 2-3 cool hero mode shots
IF YOU WISH TO PREVAAAAAAIIILLL
Canon
LoLaR too, but I'd probably prefer being on something like the Land of Maps and Treasure.
OC
One extra large planet split divided into two lands: the Land of Faith and Frogs and the Land of Ruins and Chains
Kanaya
I'm not sure I could've gotten anything worse, she's so boring.
Can we switch?
Land of Caves and Silence for me. It didn't get explored, but having a land "of silence" is the kind of chuuni tomfoolery that gets my neurons firing.
THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME
Andrew ruining homestuck because he got too attached to an MC server and because he moved to Russia after he got into financial trouble
I almost want to believe it. Almost…
Andrew Hussie…is technically immortal.
Why?
The last person that knew…is dead.
Canon
Honestly all of the main 4 lands look awesome
OC
Ive made a few for my ocs, never actually drew them tho. My favorite is Land of Night and Lanterns, a land in perpetual darkness only iluminated by hundreds of thousands of paper lanterns floating with the wind, made it for a Mage of Void.
He also has some good lines. Reminder that he was the first to use the "It's hard being X. It's hard, and nobody understands".
Gonna try and draw that Damara and post her in the next thread. Whenever it is.
Do you have a favorite pairing that makes no sense to anyone but yourself?
just some retard who took the “prepping for the game” too far without considering dave’s feelings
This is the reasonable (and seemingly obvious) interpretation. Dave was being melodramatic (as he and teenagers in general often are) when he said he thought Bro hated him. Bro was obviously just an autist too obsessed with his fetishes and preparing for the game to think about anything else, which resulted in Dave being neglected. I think it's understandable for Dave to resent him for that even if Bro didn't intend to actually harm Dave. Plus Dirk's character arc helps contextualize all of this. We see him do similar stuff to Jake, not to torture him, but to prepare him for the game. Jake even speculates that Dirk sent him Brobot as a romantic gesture. So yeah this guy is clearly just a sperg who expresses love by playing karate sensei to the people he cares about.
Aradia x John.
That's sick as fuck mate
Latula and Roxy
Land of Heat and Clockwork was sick whenever we got to see it.
My OC is Lanterns and Boardwalks
I used to crackship Feferi and Tavros. I don't know seems fair right?
That makes sense.
That makes more sense since they're both radically tubular girls.
HARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKY!!!
Depends on how much of a dumbass he’s depicted as - I never believed he was a genius, as opposed to a guy who could make shit happen. Jake seems like John - not an idiot and capable of contributing to complex projects, but not exactly a tech-savvy scientist.
I think Jadebot was a collaborative effort with Bro, like Brobot was between Jake and Dirk, with parts transported by Bec, who Grandpa would have met and befriended when he found the island.
How he got involved with Bro would be a long story involving Mom and the batterwitch, but I also think it would be more fitting if the puppet guy who likely idolized him and wanted to fulfill his wishes was the one who had his corpse stuffed, as opposed to an innocent little girl that hated his grisly taxidermy trophies.
If it’s not heavily lore impacting and doesn’t humiliate him to the degrees that post-canon does Jake I guess it’s worth checking out
Pick up a pencil and get 'er done, then.
This is the reasonable (and seemingly obvious) interpretation.
and you’d be correct, but i’ve seen tons who say otherwise. it’s kinda ridiculous
John x Aradia for me feels like it works because even if Aradia can put off John with her investigation into the dead and creeping through the annals of decay for adventure, but the truth is both of them are just silly and curious kids.
Man this thread really filled up fast
Guess HS is still popular to Anon Babble
based
I tell friend Agent One and Agent Two are basically Rose and John.
Friend tells me they're basically Dave and Terezi.
youtube.com
Which is it?
I would draw them being radical together but I'm tired. Maybe next 4/13.
black rose
Thanks, Viv
Id consider, if you had terezi
well make another one
spam the board till they ban hs
Not that guy, but you, too? I always thought they could get along well. And there's interesting themes of her teaching him how to swim, with parallels to flying while being underwater.
vriska should have very small breasts and those are the sole reason of why she's a bitch
work on fan adventure
realize I've wasted literal years making a spinoff of a dead disgraced webcomic
AIM DIRECTLY FOR HIS CROOKED BROW
dirkjade and-
my brothers…
AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EEEEEEEEYE
Canon
Land of Wrath and Angels, not that I'd want to go there, but it looks way past cool.
OC
Land of Mountains and Mirrors. For a light player, it's an endless mountain scape reflected by the sky. If you manage to ascend the tallest mountain that touches its reflection, you'll then have to "descend" flipped mountain. Gravity is not flipped.
Yeah thats Dave/Terezi more if anything.
WHITE
WHALE
also terezi is small but still big enough for vriska to be jealous
someone make a new thread
Gradually assembling an artistic brand on the Internet cooler than the original Homestuck. While focused on the handful of best parts. It’s going to be epic. All of my enemies will suffer every day from my monsters and stuff
Unrealistic, having larger breasts is part of what goes to her head to make her who she is.
THIS, yeah exactly. Especially with how kind Feferi seems to be to lower bloods compared to Eridan. There are interesting themes like flying, water, how one is land and the other is sea, their aspects. I was surprised when I googled it and there were barely results!
This one has to die first
Karkat
Immediate Rape no Jutsu.
another discussion on the trollgirl's tit sizes? at least we can all agree on nepeta being flat as a board.
Bro's homoerotic grooming
What? Dave hated the smuppets and didn't even know that Bro was gay (even though it's obvious in retrospect). He was exposed to a lot of things kids shouldn't be, but I think that's just because Bro had no sense of what was appropriate for children, so he just kept his weapons and weird fetish shit strewn about the apartment. Like I said to someone else already, he was irresponsible and single-minded in his pursuit of making Dave stronger, but he was not malicious. Bro/Dirk just isn't good at managing relationships with other human beings in general.
feferi has the biggest breasts followed by aradia>kanaya>equius>terezi>nepeta>vriska
Artistic endeavor
A waste
That's not how it works, anon.
you'll then have to "descend" flipped mountain. Gravity is not flipped
Like in Problem Sleuth? When MK "descends" into demonhood?
Art isn't a waste if it's good
tfw vriska will never give you flat chested titjob
why even live bros?
HOLY
GRAIL
Need cerulean naizuri Now
Who has the biggest bum in the Homestuck verse?
Should a Genderbent Karkat be flat as a board, or have tits fat enough to make Vriska seethe?
Kanaya
hell yeah, time to hang out, talk fashion, and be stupidly gay about rose together.
I always really liked the Land of Maps and Treasure. It seems like a fun place to adventure in, and that little bit where tavros and vriska are just going around finding stuff is genuinely kind of sweet.
As for OC lands, mine was the Land of Scrolls and Ink, which was like a giant crumbling library, with glass piping everywhere that transferred ink around like rivers. Scrolls the size of buildings you could slide down, and fucked up paper imps. I wish I still had the art and sprite edits I did for it, but those got lost in a computer change.
It's mostly just borderline porn spamming
Art is never a waste as long as it's good
Post the fan adventure THE PEOPLE MUST KNOW OF IT AND THEN CHOOSE WHICH KIDS/TROLLS THEY WANNA SMASH
So true!
Flat as a board because Karkat can always have more reasons to rage.
youtube.com
found this old video
Big ass then?
femkat has breasts BARELY bigger than Vriska's but still seethes because everyone else is like 2 sizes bigger
Flat as a board means flat as a board on both sides.
MSPAR
Jane
backed by Caliborn's insatiable fatlust
Every day I wish more and more that I was around for like 2014 era geek culture.
Femkat's built like a board, but also is small enough you could basically pick her up no problem. She is tiny, and angry, and made for using like a fleshlight.
Truth pilled. It's only fair the baking heirness has a cake on her
More lore:
Mc Server was also started with a second woman.
Our Andrew had relations with "Nelly"
Andrew began cucking "nelly" with the second woman
Falling out happened
Second woman left and "Nelly" stayed with "Andrew", still is with him to this day
Another business of Andrew's that failed was called "Oddblock". Was meant to be a MC server hosting service.
One of my core memories of our Andrew being drunk was him quoting a fuck ton of Rick and Morty whenever he wasn't talking about Homestuck
Discord server still exists to this day
Andrew went ahead and eventually said that Skaiacraft was dead (after self-sabotaging multiple revivals", and then boasted that he was making "something better"
Still nothing to this day but he is still acting like he has playing 5d chess
this
Artists have simulated this possible scenario for (you) to test
see for more detail.
Andrew
Having sex
Genuinely fake.
I think Bro was a guy who had to learn to survive on his own in the middle of a city, and he learned by learning to kick people’s asses or intimidating them, encouraged by the dudebro voice of his puppet in his ear.
I think he was lonelier and got his ass beat more than Dave did as a kid, and saw that as the best way to get strong, especially for a kid that looks so much like him and is capable of the same flashsteppy shit he is
Something like that, except the universe isn't being flipped, it's just that there are two mountain scapes, and one is up-side down, hanging over the other. I'm not good at phrasing stuff like this, and I'm beginning to get sleepy.
Effectively canon.
Simply how chads are
More of whatever this is
Be real, female fans (and male ones too) would be lining up in droves to get a taste of his little Hussie.
Johnradia.
what do you headcannon the kids sounding like?
John and Dave sound like Dean and Hank venture to me.
If you're only talking about Alternian trolls, yes. Nobody is as stacked as Aranea, though.
Oh no malicious intent is implied. But Dave grew up with a bunch of very clearly gay masturbation material and devices around him regardless.
It was not a deliberate grooming but Dave clearly ended up taking many lessons to heart from his upbringing.
This is what shipping in Homestuck should've been.
I know, but going from personal experience, he’d probably only go for it out of curiosity.
It’s not from lack of availability, but from more fucked up reasons
Nepeta
Of course I get the furry.
Birthday in August So I never had a chance to get Vriska
This is bullshit.
Did fans want to fuck Hussie even in the peak fandom days? Be his friend and influence his comic sure, but he's not sexy.
Which one is Hank and which one is Dean.
Actually nevermind I immediately know which one is which. Great headcanon
They kill clean! Don't get dames get in the way!
Anon, have you ever met white woman?
those lips have a certain charm to them ngl
would rape
a white woman* ffs
My gal
Are you so fucking autistic that you can't realize that recognition is an appeal all its own?
toby/hussiecore?
The only 4/13 gift I want is for someone to draw Vriska hypnotizing me to sleep.
Wife.
hypnotizing me to sleep.
Hopefully forever.
did aranea and john talk to each other at some point in the comic? pic unrelated
Anyone else? Sure. Not me, though, please…
Troll women owe me sex.
I second this motion. Fatlust fueled CaliJane is quite possibly the only caliginous ship im interested in besides JohnRezi
Evil Woman (she's perfect)
Also LOLAR. It’s design and Rose’s mystical introduction to it was one of the moments that secured my obsession with homestuck
I mentioned my oc land before, but one side is always facing Skaia, where crab consorts reside in sparkling shallow waters. The constant exposure to the light is drying out their habitats however, and the hero must venture to the dark side of the planet, where deep ocean waters reflect the blackness of the furthest ring, and dive deep into a hole that goes to the middle of the planet to pursue the quest of getting the denizen to restore the planet’s rotation and the cycle of day and night
need this in my life bros
god damn, man. they look like they're all having a blast
i hate how cruel the internet became and forced these geeks into hiding
Andrew engaged in cucking
If this is true... this explains some later stuff down the line...
So is Candy Timeline real or not?
it better be because it's the best one
I see these people as part of what made the internet cruel and forced the actual geeks into hiding, which would be us, and we’re still under the boot of the left.
They met during A6I3 and then saw each other again in A6I5. Both of these events were decanonized with the retcon, and since John made no effort to remember her, they may as well have never happened.
As a fellow dichotomy enjoyer, good taste and cool land
bur is homestuck 2 relevant
Who cares
It's very clear that Calliope is writing from transtemporal recollections of Candy and not dictating Candy herself.
Neither Candy nor Meat are real. Homestuck stopped being real after Ac 7.
Holy shit Ellith
i prefer mr diablo
For her definition of culling being to care, to raise them up, and Tavros being the lowest caste technically alive (not to mention the inability to walk), he'd be the perfect target for such intentions.
For a Page of Breath, learning to hold his could be a bit of a stepping stone in his growth. It's not even a stretch to think that he could form some sort of way to keep breathing while underwater through his aspect. And for all that some say about Breath being about freedom, for the Tavros more or less stuck in a chair, only able to fly briefly in his dreams on Prospit, the ability to move in a similar way underwater would just fit that well.
I want to say someone did art of them on tumblr for me sometime way back, but odds are that if you've done enough searching, you've probably already seen it. It's been quite a few years, after all.
But that's the thing about characters that don't make the biggest of impacts on the story and don't ever interact with each other in it.
The Candy timeline is not real. Neither is the meat one.
The only canon timeline is the one I MADE where the kids and trolls are living fullfilling lives with the occasional funny incident they try to resolve but that otherwise isn't as serious. (And John fucks Vriska)
Honestly when it comes to bestgirls she's tied with Aradia and Terezi for me. But if somehow I was able to date/marry any fictional girl I think is neat and it came up Vriska, I'd be fucking her against every surface in my house. I would be happy with that.
Yeah. It was originally just a doomed timeline but it was allowed to persist past its original death date by being constrained within the supermassive black hole Alt-Calliope made, away from the reach of Paradox Space.
Jade and Calliope wanting to remove the event horizon to escape the black hole's probably would've just resulted in the timeline immediately collapsing.
they're an endangered species, they need state mandated protection at this point
are y'all incapable of answering a question in good faith or is the need to seethe terminal
Yes and no. Yes in the sense that it's the universe created after everybody beat the game, no in the sense that the happy ending slice of life is an illusion
I hope Vriska gets added to Fortnite.
thank you prisounebound creator for adding dialogue about her exclaiming she doesn't shower but instead waits for it to rain
but going from personal experience
he rejected you huh
But the ideas for slight rewrites they come up with and write down do in fact happen, so it's one of those things that isn't exactly a cause but also still is. What started the loop? Who could say.
I find them all cute
This is my sincere opinion and I am giving (you) my response.
Nobody wants to read your shit webcomic sequel. Get it through your head already.
Be honest. Do you like her?
No. Too weird looking.
I think Andrew is or was asexual.
So for you you are incapable.
But for you the seethe has reached stage 4.
I don't DISlike her. She's fine.
Would crack spacetime to vaguely menace afterward/10
Dave is Hank, John is Dean.
Callibrap lost
I'll believe this shit simply because It'll give me more of an idea of what the fuck happened
she makes for good rapemeat from time to time
Do you think her little nook smells awful, i sure hope so. I love the porn the creator makes of her
People like this still exist but they're all shut-ins or should I say homestucks? because the pandemic basically killed con attendance and fandoms with a big irl component like homestuck died with them. Like all the big fandoms now are basically 100% online and it's kinda depressing, I really wish it was still like 2014 or so honestly.
Gonna work on the Damara picture.
Want more things to draw.
Post your requests here, pic related is example of work. Will post them in next Homestuck thread here, or in the thread on Anon Babble.
No.
Jane is no longer simply getting fat. At this point, it's world building.
Sincerely, no. I never liked her, from the moment of her inception into the story, nothing about her ever appealed to me. I don't hold any vast dislike for her like I do for Alt!Calliope (the walking plot device), but not once do I remember Calliope as a character I enjoy.
Can you draw ellith from Prisounebound shakin that little pussy, and crying and super embarrased
an excellent Aradia
Dave was a heroic chad in B2. He’s a guy that’s more motivated by incidental heroics to help people, because he’s a clingy love family and friendship guy at his core, a nature he inherited more from his mom.
Bro was trying to pass on the harsh lessons of life that worked for him, tried to pass on his way of “I’m the big man don’t fuck with me”, and it worked to a degree, but also loaded the kid who just wanted a hug with neurotic complexes
Think you can give us a super special 413 request and show us Homestuck purgatory? All those dead characters (Pre-Scratch Guardians, Aranea and HIC, LE, Spades Slick + Midnight Crew, AR etc.) stuck in a waiting room hoping to be written back into the plot sooner or later
No. She was always boring and was part of why one of the Roxy's went tranny
Chixie backstage sex
This is extremely good for AI art.
It's just like how glitches in Homestuck happen because "the disc" and "the cartridge" get messed with. The cartridge does not make reality, it is an abstract representation of the medium that manages to interface with it all the same.
Calliope, as a character, is meant as an in-universe representation of a certain kind of fan/internet archetype. I fucking DESPISE that archetype, with all my soul, they are 9/10 the people who will uwu saccharine spiel their way to the top of a social ladder and then cause to all crumble down.
Funnily enough, don't mind Alt Calliope, she's fine.
It isn’t
if mom had raised dave and bro had raised rose all four of them would have been happier
do you think that sort of phenomenon will ever emerge again, or is it just irrevocably fucked? it's difficult for me to imagine it happening again with the next generations
I don’t know if it would work as a romance but she would coddle him if given the opportunity. And I don’t know if that would be good for him
seethe!
seethe!
please please PLEASE read my garbage
I bet my shit fanfics get more hits than your shit lol
Rose Strider
my dick can only get so hard, but she makes it go even further beyond
Anon is not beating the allegations with this seethepost.
Yes, but Hussie and the BC team don't 't deserve her. They'll never do her justice or deliver her full potential.
I doubt hussie knows who they are
I don’t know why porn “artists” (a stretch to call a 3d modelfag that) keep thinking they’re important
NTA But I think it's dead, Jim. At least for our lifetimes, but who knows, weirder things have happened
I think (you) are just looking for replies.
I hope this is true because Hussie becoming a genuinely insane schizo with more addictions than his characters would be a kino ending to his character arc
Do you guys think that Vast Error interview is the last we’ll ever hear from Hussie?
Link it.
I think there was an interview early in this year
I wanna be hopeful and say that the future is full of grass touching as people develop a healthier relationship with the internet but eeeeh idunno. I want to bring at least a slice of how it used to be back but I don't really have the social capital to pull it off, at least not now. idk I might try to go to a convention in a shitty John Egbert cosplay this year. I'm pretty much him anyways. It would also be REALLY FUCKING FUNNY if a future grasstouching movement was also a homestuck revival. I want to see cute girls in grey face paint irl I'm tired of just looking at old photos from like 2014 or smthn.
I'm sorry that you can't enjoy your copium because somebody was enjoying something that you didn't enjoy. But you don't have to throw a tantrum.
Trying to get the horns correct is a mind-numbing experience, especially for trolls with asymmetrical ones. Getting an accurate Scorpio symbol is basically impossible too, so I've stopped trying.
Pro tip: every time you say shit like ‘grass-touching’, one panel of the original Homestuck vanishes from a server somewhere and will never come back.
The other people responding to you are lying to you. It’s good that you realized this and can now stop and do something better with your time.
My yiffy strider post got more upvotes on the sub than anything HS2 related.
Because HS2 is bad.
Busty hypnotist…
Holy fucking shit, we can erase all of Act 6?
GRASS TOUCHING
GRASS TOUCHING
gRASS TOUCHING
GRASS TOUCHING
hate to agree because its such a depressing idea, but yeah. it was a product of a very particular time and place before the internet was a true panopticon of mockery (though i guess it always was to some extent) and the autists that have the passion to do endearing shit like the cosplay meetups werent hyper self aware of being recorded and shared online. it is what it is I guess
she’s fine. but i’d 100% take the risk to literally skullfuck her cute face.
I dont care if the other anons are lying to you or not, i need to know if your characters are plapable
We just lost the very first page, Cascade and "[S] John: reunite with your loving wife and daughter."
Are you proud of yourself?
I remember another version of this gif
The newest upd8 might be so jarring and poorly planned that the fandom drops Beyond Canon and we never have to deal with hipsters with Netorare fetishes jerk off all over dead webcomics eeeeeeeever again.
No.
But I'll keep going.
The Nepeta one is funny too.
Remember when Jade was the just the designated cutie and not a whiny homewrecking bitch?
I mean we're never going to go back to even mildly okay Homestuck in any capacity.
NOOOOOO
he feels a little bit of guilt while doing this. Unlike with all other characters
This is canon
jade is still the cute one and has been involved in zero canonical homewrecking incidents to this day
It's her fault for getting in the way of perfect Davekat
trips of jade
Honestly the only way I can see that form of internet culture come back is a mass rejection of smartphones. The web must become a place where you need to go to a specific thing (a computer) to access it. Now with iphones n androids it's basically everywhere and all consuming so modern fandoms don't need an irl component anymore.
Basically Steve Jobs is responsible for me not being able to have sex with Vriska via a grey skinpainted cosplayer and I will never forgive him for this grave crime.
It sucks actually
Plus tax evasion
No she was the dead-weight character who did nothing.
After the flute mini-game there has never been a good Jade.
We need some Anon Babble NepKat.
I want to fuck cherubs.
she definitely had moments when she acted like a bitch a bit but it was usually deserved (i.e karkat being a tard and arguing with himself)
but she basically acts like they all the time now lol
No We Don't
Please stop being a kid fucker.
Pedophile creep.
Karkat as Heathcliff.
Nepeta as Catherine.
This is where Homestuck should've ended.
*Pisses on you*
Too late. Even if that were to happen (impossible, modern first world society is now developed around the smartphone), the internet has already been commoditized and reduced to a sequence of engagement algorithms. They're not going to just turn the algorithms off.
My old internet is gone. It is never to return. I accept this, even as I loathe this.
She’s alright, I found her sweet and sympathetic in the beginning and her exposition sometimes interesting.
She represents the generic ideals of female characters in homestuck by being nice, level headed and garnering sympathy because of what a brute inflicts on her, but lacks the cute/hot quality. Caliborn retains the quality of being consistently funny that makes the male characters of the comic more popular. They’re both unhinged but he doesn’t hide it
I hope someone pours acid on your face
Do you think Nepeta marks her territory with her autistic fujo girlpiss
”SCORE!”
*splonk*
Zzzzz…
Nepeta is not a kid. Nepeta is beauty and support
I wonder if Meenah (or Porrim) convinced her to get a tattoo just like what happened with Vriska.
why do you need to denote it as girlpiss
it's just piss
Really? On Anon Babble of all places? Go back, you're never welcome here.
Someone make a new thread
marketing
Are you going to buy a John or Vriska plushie?
thread has to die first dum8ass
Do you think Vriska uses her psychic powers when John doesnt put out
SAUCE?
No you shill jew
I will buy them both and give them the happily ever after they never got
I saw some Karkat & Pre-godtier Jade art and I see the vision
Got any recommendations?
I'll buy them both and squish their faces together and make mwah mwah mwah noises
My friend keeps telling me about his russian friends who are going through their own 2012esque experience of homestuck fandom. Apparently they’re hot and getting into cosplay. But he’s a non-homestuck and probably can’t judge if he’s hearing about an actual phenomenon or just a group of threads getting into something
I got a Rose plush for my daughter.
She taks her to school.
Based Johnvris enjoyers...
Web 2.0: Is There No Alternative?
There's been an uptick of people attempting to bring back geocities/myspace style stuff on their own terms, but I think its a futile, passing thing. Maybe some global networking catastrophe will regress us back to web 1.0 and we can finally have autism kino again.
I don’t like any Homestuck anything that doesn’t come from Andrew himself, and he obviously doesn’t make the designs for these plushies and it’s probably someone from the Hiveswap team, so if I buy a Vriska plush, it’s for her, not them.
I bet you imagine them holding hands too you pervert
i feel double death of an author is good, but i’ve heard how the characterization of some characters has annoyed some people. so it can depend on your tastes
i personably find it great because it gives an actual resolution to the alpha kids instead of just going “hurrrr you guys gotta accept teens have drama and shit” only to do nothing with that
This oanel gets edited a lot for some reason
I miss that old classmate of mine that got me into Homestuck.
She was Kankri, and I was her Cronus.
wow I never thought I'd want to live in Russia until now
The real issue is that the Neocities and MySpace revival is filled with people who have old-web-style talent but have injected Web 3 breadtuber communism into it.
bc john, as an egbert, slays tons of pussy
you gotta thank his father for that
Mr Tambourine Man an Act Omega are both great, heard that Act 8 was also pretty good
I imagine them as old people living a happy life, that shit is terminal, my friend
Anything with Davekat in it is automatically not good.
What the fuck happened here?
Nep?
Which one has Davekat? been a while since i read Act Omega, and havent read Act 8 at all
which one of those has davekat
In general or...?
Source? Cute as fuck
no egbert would ever allow himself to grow facial hair
why did you phrase it like early 2000's emocore
The timeline moved past the year 2013
ligmastuck
Shelby Cragg
Bismillah…
i guess John works in almost every ship because hes just a cute, dorky, endearing guy, so its really easy to make pretty much anything work
My ex is Russian, and she cosplayed a lot as Porrim, Latula, and Disciple.
All that private Nudestuck I got of her..
Both Poppop and John before the events of Beyond Canon had a stache
We're on page 10 can we post porn now?
PrinzOfGreen on twitter and bsky, though its nsfw and its the only drawing of that topic
8 and Omega IIRC both do
Because she kinned Kankri and wanted me to be her Cronus, which I was.
Imagine a short, plump Cronus with a southern accent and good sized tits.
It's pretty bad. There's too way much RPF in it, for one. Setting aside the thing people were most bent out of shape about (the idea that Hitler hated Jews because Albert Einstein took credit for a bunch of scientific discoveries that were actually Hitler's), there's also the idea that either Laurel or Hardy (don't remember which, don't care to look it up) slept with teenage Jake Harley. They make Calliope's mom into Calamity Jane, which makes no sense because Calliope's parents are supposed to have originated from the new universe the kids enter in act 7. Having the Condesce be involved in the Holocaust is just profoundly cringey. Even if you ignore the "offensiveness" factor of these ideas, they're just profoundly stupid, and they never should have seen the light of day.
new thread yet
WELL I BELIEVE THE WORLD IS BURNING TO THE GROUND
I don't think the geocities movement and derivatives will ever accomplish that goal, I've only seen them treat their personal sites as a link aggregator to their other profiles in other, more popular sites. They have more in common with calling cards than actual sites.
The way I've imagined it, I can only see something like this happening again if another creative project garners homestuck-like hype, and is structured in such a way that it intentionally guides its users to reject the state of the current web. It'd be like a cult, essentially.
Damn. I remember omega having some actually good moments with Jake and Dirk, even managed to make me care about their dialogues
Captcha: MPRG
GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS
cronkri yuri....
i came
can we please have more homestuck fanfictions written about jade's breasts that would be cool
Honestly that kind of oldnet revival is gonna stick around imo but it's never gonna blow up just due to the fact that the nuweb is a thousand times better at keeping eyes on it, which is almost entirely due to all the aspects of it that make it fucking evil. Things like neocities and SpaceHey (the myspace revival attempt) are doomed to be niche, even amongst wider "internet nerd" culture. This comes from a guy with a neocities site and a spacehey account btw and like said less eloquently, the political aspect of the oldnet revival attempt definitely pushes people away.
get over here
Skinny teenage Cronus who used his leather jacket to impress Kankri, who wore a knee length pleated skirt, a tight red sweater, and who was clingy.
Very clingy.
My first kiss and first second base.
there was already a new thread why did you make another one
I didn't make it, sorry, didn't see the other thread
No
Her brother is better because he's Literally Me
Are there already fanfics about her breasts
Yeah, I wasn't suggesting it would actually do anything, just that it was evident of some sort of interest-however warped of a simulacrum its become by imitating and mimicking something that clearly no longer exists. Basically we're fucked and everything sucks etc.
Don't make me jealous, please
he's literally me because he likes fat women
Being forced to exist in a “post-canon” world is probably about as irritable as an alien yelling at you without interruption
I’ll buy any homestuck plushies if they’re the same level of quality as the karkat one, but hurry up and give me the strilondes. And kanaya
Sex with Caliborn…
Goodnight, you filthy mooks.
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Yeah that does sound cringe
trolls..
lynera...
One day something like it will come back. Some day.
Caliborn is better
polypa…
All but one of his love interests have been female, and we don't even know what kind of anatomy Karkat has. This is a reach.
pick up a pencil slopnigger
handmade porn is better
An anon is trying to say that Dave is bisexual because he was raised by Bro, but let's be real he'd be a WAY bigger fag if he were raised by Mom Lalonde.
Oh yeah that was a good one
Are you autistic? Ayrt is clearly being facetious.
Lack of a father figure maybe, but in a scenario like that I can't imagine him becoming anything but a huge momma's boy
School girl Aranea.
Bro her ID says six sweeps but her body says nine.
dave hugging bro
this is literally the type of shit i live for
fuck i desperately wish he could’ve confronted him and somehow make things up
I still like DirkJake. Delightfully fucked up, they're both terrible human beings and they deserve each other.
I'd let him become a solar system sized snake and kill me
It might have been a logistical disaster though, Mom being more successfully distracted from her work by a kid that more overtly seeks her love and attention, and falling into deeper depression and alcoholism over the more persistent attachment she's doomed to lose - and Bro trying to coax out and use Rose for her psychic abilities, resulting in a girl paralyzed, jaded, overconfident or depressed by her knowledge, like what we see on the meteor and in post-canon
Are you?
One of these days man, one of these days
FemKat should have big boobs