VenoMJ

Reign II did it fine with her voluntarily becoming Venom in a grimdark AU
ANV instead both has her forced against her will into a relationship with a monster that was heavily implied to have sexually assaulted her during their first meeting in a gee-whiz light-and-fun comic, it's awful right from the start

So how many different gimmicks does she need to have used to reach Lois Lane's level? Or was the point of Jackpot so she could speed through different short-term superpowers to get there directly?

I have doubt that was intended to be actual sexual assault, and now that would be absolutely not allowed.

I got your Gwenom right here.

I don't think this thread is really meant to be serious, but for shits and giggles:

The symbiote and MJ shift through some lighthearted and more serious adventures

The more serious issues deal with her previous torment under the symbiote, but themes of forgiveness

It deals with themes of "real" parenthood (Dylan vs. magic kids)

The symbiote is able to show her, and make her deeply feel, how much Peter is in love with her

The symbiote's not-full bonding with MJ is through the Jackpot device as shown in Venom War

Paul feels he's losing her, and while not being a true "bad guy" is working to separate them for multiple reasons

She leaves him of her own volition, not back to Peter

He starts to actually lose it a little, blaming the symbiote for breaking them up, maybe working with Madam Masque since she's been using sigils, and he's becoming like his dad

He breaks MJ's bond with Venom from the Jackpot bracelet but Venom re-bonds with Dylan

DylanVenom shit-talking Paul the whole time and a completely depowered MJ kick his ass back to the Wayep-verse in a final battle

Maybe Peter/Eddie help in the end. But the goal isn't just to kick MJ back to Pete immediately, just cleanse her of most of this shit.

Being a love interest seems to get you involved in a lot of dumb bullshit. The only way to avoid that is to be the dumb bullshit yourself, where the worst case scenario is just getting worse.

You don't because she's walking garbage.
The faster the symbiote dumps her ass the sooner Venom will become a good comic again.

MJ as Venom shouldn't happen. Full stop, it's not something Mary Jane would be okay with. Remember, she's the one who BEGGED Peter to ditch even his non-alien black costume because being face to face with Venom was one the scariest things she'd ever had to do. The people writing current Venom don't even respect what came before to the point of ignoring something that happened in Venom's first appearance ever. They genuinely couldn't be bothered to even read that much.

retcon the bonding to be voluntary instead of forced, an act of mercy to save a dying symbiote

have MJ enjoy being Venom (and have her largely in control of Venom instead of just a passenger)

get rid of the mystery box crap

MJ forgives the symbiote and also helps it reunite with Eddie after like a dozen issues

at least one good plowing of Black Cat with their 19 inches

Black lipstick blowjob

Become interested in magic equipment because of out of story concerns of "how do you pose a threat to Iron Man?", even though it was written originally as unrelated to that for some reason and instead has Tony following her because Bendis

Spend most the next decade doing token girl villain or gangster shit which doesn't use that and in a few cases would have broken the story since against much less powerful opponents with only one real usage being magical arms dealing in a Dr. Strange book.

"Has magic" appears in another appearance in the heavily crowded pool of Spidey-Man gangsters Gang War, current one might be tied to that idiot but wasn't resolved under the writer that used it and continues to orbit around Spider-people now, while the reason for motif shift wasn't used again

Fucking weird ass character trajectory, even considering her starting point was failed heel-face turn that drifted into psycho-ex territory.

By having her finally fuck Miles and take his virginity!

Venom steals Peter's seed to get pregnant.

That's actually worse tho

So we are getting the symbiote rampage yet again? How many symbiotes are around at this point?

Mary Jane is supposed to be in her early-mid twenties like Peter.
These retarded, ancient, old comic writers should stop trying to write young women and fuck off back to their retirement homes. they should kill themselves NOW.

The Venom symbiote adapts to her female body. Looking more like original Julia Carpenter

Due to living with Paul in the other dimension for 4 years, MJ is now in her early 30s.

Based

Bitch, that was 35 years ago and she got over that shit 15 years ago.
You need to catch up.

This but also have her knock up Spider-Woman again

What is this recent obsession with turning MJ into some kind of superhero?

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her age reverted back like nothing happened.

Recent?
Bitch, this has been happening for over a decade.
Ever since it worked for Spider-Gwen.

marvel editorial is filled with satanists and turning her into some superhero is another way to try keep peter and her separated.

Nope.
She’s now MILF looking, as seen in the new Venom series with Paul and Dylan. With the way Carlos Gomez draws her.
Too mature for a man child like Peter.

Enemies to lovers trope

Paul impregnates Venom.

Venom wouldn't wear white gloves and boots.

MJ and Venom intimacy is so fucking hot.
Forget Eddie, Peter and Paul.
Just give me some Mary Jane and black symbiote lovin’

FTMVenom wasted on MJ philistines

Bring back Patricia or Carol.

If Carol wants to be a Venom, she could just fly to space and tame a natural one that doesn't give a shit about host's health with vast amounts of energy and coffee-flavored chocolate.

Carol’s already getting blacked by Jim Rhodes. She doesn’t need a symbiote for that.
Think anon.

There is too far a distance between two human bodies compared to a bond with a symbiote. Also the symbiote would be blacker than the kind of guy who can be dressed to look like Electro.

Venom steals Peter's seed and gets himself pregnant again

Hehe our master plan is nearing completion! Now that Peter has married us, we are going to have at least SEVERAL children together. We are a criminal mastermind!

VenoMJ how does that in any way a crime it sounds weirdly wholesome

HEHEHE NOW THAT HE'S MARRIED TO US AND WE HAVE CHILDREN TOGETHER, MR RESPONSIBILITY WILL NEVER FIND LOVE WITH A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT WOMAN! WE'LL TIE HIM DOWN AND KEEP HIM FROM ANYONE BETTER!

VenoMJ that's the bare minimum expected in a marriage, and even then people still have affairs

OH MY GOD WHAT IF HE FALLS IN LOVE WITH ANOTHER ONE OF HIS VILLAINS YET AGAIN, WE HAVE TO PROTECT HIM FROM THOSE VILE HARLOTS

Silly VenoMJ you can’t keep Peter from the best girl! You are the best girl!

Tfw symbiote gets to cup naked MJ breasts and support them.
Symbiote gets to cover and “grab” MJ’s ass while she’s wearing the suit.
All 3 of MJ’s holes are penetrated when she’s full Venom.
19 inches of hardened cock in her ass and pussy, while a 15 inch wet tongue slides into her throat.

Venom and MJ have a lot in common, for example, Peter was inside both of them.

And they both want him back in there, damn it!

Venom and MJ are both parents.
Meanwhile, Peter is too immature to be a father.

How does that help get with Eddie Brock and/or knock up Spider-Woman?

You both have been moms and it turned out poorly. Give up.

I wouldn’t be too sure of that!

This is 616 anon.

THIS MUSEUM HEIST OF OURS IS GOING PERFECTLY

VenoMJ we got caught on dozens of cameras, everyone knows we did it because you made no attempt to be subtle, all you stole was some random bits of jewelry that we have no idea how to fence, and Spider-Man is right behind us.

GOING PERFECTLY

VenoMJ was all this a ploy so Peter would get a bit more violent with you?

SPIDER-WUSS NEEDS TO MAN UP, HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED BE SATISFIED WITH MULTIPLE ORGASMS AND SEX IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION WHEN WE COULD BE TIED UP AND DENIED A CLIMAX FOR HOURS. CLEARLY HE IS MORE INSIDIOUS THAN WE THOUGHT FOR DRIVING US BACK INTO OUR CRIMINAL WAYS

I think he just wants to talk it over

THAT FUCKING TEASE

And I’m pretty sure only faggots, child molesters, and Polish people still give a shit.

she's fucking worthless,
not even as venom's cumdump tbqh,

Yandere femnom for Spider-man

kino

Well, well, well if it isn’t Spider-Man!

MJ what the hell are you and your Symbiote doing?

isn’t it obvious, Tiger! This is our latest heist! And if you want to stop me, you’ll have to tie us down and have your way with us!

What?

Um shit, I MEANT to say that you have to punish us for being a bad girl!

You realize that our daughter knows that you did all of this just to provoke me into another booty call?

*suddenly less horny and way more concerned* Oh shit.

I have a text from Mayday that just says, and I quote, “Mom is probably ovulating again and going nuts can you please take care of it before they say “Venom: Slut or Whore!?” on the Daily Bugle’s front page again?”

WHAT DO YOU MEAN “AGAIN!?”

HOW DARE THAT CUR JAMESON SLUTSHAME US! WE ONLY HAVE SEX WITH PETER, AND THE PEOPLE PETER FINDS ATTRACTIVE!

*yawn* meanwhile all Gwen Stacy has going for her is being a ripoff of Gwenpool. She is now a ripoff… of a ripoff… OF HERSELF!?!?

Ghost-Spider is better.

Also not 616 which is hilarious. Her copies are more famous and well liked than Gwen is!

Hehehe, now that I’m alive again, Peter is sure to give me the dick! And with my Weapon X enhanced body and my murderous sadism, we’ll ride puny Parker dry!

What the fuck are you supposed to be?

W-what do you mean? Peter, it’s me! The woman you failed to save! The love of your life, the all-new Gwenpool?

Oh god, Gwendolyn Poole, are you evil now or something?

I AM GWEN STACY YOU ASSHOLE! YOUR GWEN STACY! YOUR ONE AND ONLY

God, not another Jackal Clone. What the fuck does Warren want with me?

I-I’m not a clone! Wait, am I a clone? Is Weapon X making clones?

Yeah listen, my wife VenoMJ is already insists if that I use Spider-Gwen and Gwenpool as my “side hos” and we’re all playing along for her sake, if she gets wind of you the best you can hope for is spending the rest of your life eating my cum out of her pussy!

Damn it! Fine, then I accept your offer!

That wasn’t an offer, that was a warning and-

well played Parker! You made an excellent compromise! I’ll play along for a year or two or five but you and VenoMJ better watch your backs!

Wasn't MJ's popularity the reason the writers chose Gwen Stacy's death?

A brave new genre of VenoMJ posting has begun!

we’re all playing along for her sake

I’m pretty sure the only one playing along is you, Parker!

Pretty much. If you find Shay Marken flat, boring, and disposable there’s a reason for that. She’s basically Gwen 2.0, right down to the repetitive incessant breakups.

I like Shay’s body

I feel like they really shot themselves in the foot with the name Spider-Gwen because it makes her character reliant on the recognition of the name brand of Spider-Man. Meanwhile, Cindy Moon has her own unique name of Silk which is perfectly fine. They tried to fix this by giving Gwen the name Ghost-Spider after the fact, but I think the damage had already been done. Either call her Spider-Woman or come up with another name. I'm not quite the fan of Ghost-Spider. Maybe there isn't a problem at all and some people like the moniker Spider-Gwen.

Ghost-Spider is fine.
It’s even got the same initials as her name : G. S.
Gwen Stacy

Literally every Marvel woman is a 10/10 with the exception of Anna Marie who is merely a 9/10 due to achondroplasia so Slott can par himself on the back for being a feminist after having Otto try to rape MJ and create Silk.

Well, anon, you just changed my mind.

Joseph Joestar?

Aunt May isn’t a MiLF in comics though. So her too.

That's recent for a character around since the 60s

I made a fan AU once that had MJ run into the symbiote after her dad's abuse gets too bad. She flees to a church her family frequents while pete's trying to take it off.

had a scene at their school the next day where MJ rocks a goth look n peter's saying something like:
"That's MJ, my best friend."

"So why is every part of me screaming...?"

my idea of venom was it made peter's spidersense panic instead of not notice him.

Anon, they are merged because of fucking Wayeb magic off the shitty bracelet.
somehow Mary Jane is also Half Symbiote.

Yeah but that's all dumb and she should just love being Venom. Transforming into Venom full-time like She-Hulk. Laying symbiote pipe among Peter's Spider-Harem and stealing all his girls.