Terrifically fantastic.
Death Battle
wins
What’s stopping Simon from drilling through the Source Wall, the only thing that was capable of trapping Perpetua who’s barely universal?
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
Simon just couldn't. What makes you think he could?
Simon first needs to drill some pussy.
Source Wall seems pretty weak.
Typically, that turns you into part of the wall, regardless of your power. Every Promethean Giant chained in stone in it has breached the Source Wall.
tranime
Still stronger than anything Simon can drill through
CHADnime
What happened to the last thread? Did Kratos win once again?
JOBtos
winning
"again"
Kratos lost to a bear again.
Post BEASTS.
Show me how Simon counters the life equation and I'll concede. Just one thing, I'll even accept hard reaches.
Reminder that Simon canonically cucked Kyle.
You're welcome.
Show me what the Life Equation can do, and I'll show you that Spiral Energy can do so much more.
Reminder that Simon is canonically a cuck who worships his BVLL.
files.catbox.moe
Battle Beast vs Maliketh would be wild.
OH NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Spiral Energy = Willpower, but a mere fraction in the Life Equation.
Kyle doesn't look too happy.
EEEKKK! WHAT SHE DOES IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS!
master chief will make doomchuds cope and seethe again
KEK
KEKAROO!
Rewriting reality? Can create source walls himself. Simon has nothing against it. Sorry.
ENOUGH, my dishes require washing and my laundry requires folding. Get to it dogs, NOW!
KEKAROO!
We don't kneel to a wimpy cuck, bitch.
Now go kiss Daddy Odin's toes while we pork your wife. And get us a beer.
Kylebros, what is this? Why didn't your boy prevent this from happening?
Well he's too weak to do anything about it.
FUARKKKKK!!
Holy FUCK what a fag
and he worships this guy for the rest of his life too, a literal prepper and a bull
like how Simon was too weak to do anything about Daddy Kamina fucking Yoko
anything except watch, lmao
Hulkbros…
Godzillabros…
Kek what a wimpy spineless faggot
TRUTH NUKE
Where is he rewriting reality? He just look like he's shining. Why not post the whole scan btw?
weakened Thorbros during their Thorsleep managed to delay the board incursions
brought our halls back
managed to tank shartyHOMOS
I kneel....
Ackshually Kamina >>> Simon >>> Kyle
Is that the best Kylefags can do?
solos the chainsaw Man verse
Nothing personnel kid.
KINGtos brought our halls back: and now your slut wife belongs to him, Thor.
KWAB!!!
Reminder that all of Earth's heroes and villains job to big purple robots.
Recap of last thread:
Flash's reactions: Measurable
Sonic's reactions: Immeasurable
Flashbro had a meltdown over this
Freddy Fuckbear unironically beats most RPG Maker protagonists
Complex high outerversal Sentinels
Recap of last thread:
Sonicfags lied about a comic they didn't read
Sonicfags replied to themselves many times in seethe
Sonicfags proved they couldn't do basic math like subtracting 60, then deleted their posts in shame
Flashgeniuses laughed at how dumb and cowardly they are
KINGtos
LORDtos
INFINITEtos
CHADtos
LOREtos
My Name is Simon the Digger, also known as Kyle's wife's boyfriend. Mine is the drill that will pierce the hymen.
Recap of last thread:
Flash: Doesn’t job to Darkseid
Sonic: Jobs to Darkseid
Sonicbros had meltdowns over this
TRUTH NUKE
Why are vidya characters allowed to use a bunch of one-time items and power-ups, but not comics and anime?
Why are comics characters limited to one continuity while most others get to draw on much more stuff?
Why isn't this stuff standardized?
tranimeKEKS avatarfagging
My men.....deal with them. Swiftly.
ew get that cuck pic off my screen it disgraces my KINGly chad eyes
meltdown continues
SCHOLARS? ATTAAAAAAACKK!!!!
Cucktain America
Chose a black guy to replace him as the face and symbol of his country btw
tumblr
Can still communicate with each other
water is being kicked up
Sub-sound speed. Flash is just toying with his food.
self-describing post
“OH NO! OH NO NO NO! WAIT! WAIT! I DIDN’T MEAN IT KRATOS SCHOLARS! OH PLEASE PLEASE AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE—”
[CRASH]
“My monitor! My vintage CRT monitor! NOT THE FACE—OH GOD, THE FACE!!”
[PUNCH]
“MY TEETH! I NEED THOSE FOR... FOR... FOR EATING SLOP! PLEASE, MERCIFUL KRATOS SCHOLARS, I’M JUST A PATHETIC LITTLE GOBLIN IN REAL LIFE! I LOOK LIKE RUMPLESTILTSKIN IF HE WORKED NIGHT SHIFT AT A GAS STATION! DON’T—”
[POW!] [CRUNCH!]
“MY RIBS! MY RIBS ARE NOW A FLAT SURFACE! NO DON’T BREAK ALL MY FINGERS ONE BY ONE IM CRYING TO YOU IM BEGGING AAAIIIII—”
[WHAM]
“A DUST CLOUD!? AAAAAAAA THERE’S SO MANY FISTS! IT’S A TORNADO OF PAIN!!”
[WHAP! SOCK! BAM!]
“WHO EVEN USES BRASS KNUCKLES ANYMORE!? PLEASE, I’M JUST A GREASY LITTLE MAN WHO TALKS TOUGH ONLINE! I’M JUST A HIDEOUS, BARELY FUNCTIONING CREATURE WHO CAN ONLY INTERACT WITH THE WORLD THROUGH ANONYMOUS INCEL FORUMS!”
[BOOM – THROUGH THE WALL]
“MY SPINE! I CAN SEE MY OWN BACKBONE OUT OF MY EYE SOCKET! THAT’S NOT SUPPOSED TO—”
[FINAL SMASH]
“OKAY, OKAY, I’M SORRY I SAID KRATOS WASNT OMNIPOTENT! I WAS JUST JEALOUS OF WHAT A CHAD HE IS! PLEASE, SPARE ME, I’LL WRITE A TEN-PAGE APOLOGY POST! JUST—JUST—AAAAAAGHHHHHH—”
[SILENCE AND A SINGLE TOOTH ROLLING ACROSS THE FLOOR]
Who is bigger cuck, Sonic or Mario?
Soniccuck Hulkcuck Ultracuck Dekucuck Asuracuck Drwhocuck Bardockcuck Gokucuck Brolycuck Thorcuck
Wonder why there are no DC characters there? That's because the cuck-dude loves DC.
AAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE NO SPARE ME PLEASE KRATOS SCHOLARS I’M JUST A HIDEOUS LITTLE QUASIMODO OFF THE COMPUTER DON’T BEAT ME UP YOU CAN FUCK YOKO IN FRONT OF ME JUST LIKE MY BVLL KAMINA ANIKIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How the Kylefag will react when Simon is announced the winner.
Mario, peach STILL won’t let him tap
It's so funny to me that Goku has the worst DB record.
well Peach has rejected Mario once or twice but I don't think Luigi ever fucked Peach
Sure! Can you show me Simon handling someone warping reality btw? He should be able to do the impossible and dodge a few pieces of paper. Since Simon is beyond universal you could probably post ONE (1) thing that proves he could beat Kyle.
the one whose wife got dicked by three black guys
Not even involved in the Drillantern debate, I just find them annoyingly similar to Death Battle
Discusses kids cartoons
Injects sex orgies and fetishes
Yall are fucking retarded
Yall
Archie Sonic by far.
Regular Sonic doesn't actually give a shit about romance, he's a weird wind autist.
Mario does give a shit about romance, but Peach doesn't really get other love interests.
NO WAIT PLEASE DON’T I STILL NEED TO WATCH SIMON’S DRILL PIERCE MY WIFE’S HEAVENS BEFORE I DIE YOU CAN’T DENY ME THIS KEK PLEASURE SIMON PLEASE SAVE ME FROM THE KRATOS SCHOLARS
Similar characters fight all the time in DB. Why is this one bothering you? Kyle has a more feats than Simon if it makes you feel better. It's not AS similar as you'd think.
Forgive the Sonicbro
Goku is the most popular character.
DB are contrarians and hate popular characters.
Therefore popular characters lose.
Superman out of NOWHERE
It's literally one guy spamming. He doesn't care about any of the characters, their feats, Death Battle. He just wants to post cuck shit.
Forgive the Captain Americabro
But popular characters have won several times?
Goku has the worst record because his fans keep throwing him at the same guy.
But popular characters have won several times?
Only when DB favors them. But 90% the time the underdog wins.
When will we start to see Wuxia bullshit vs. Wuxia bullshit in Death battles? I'd imagine there would be plenty of overpowered Chinamen webnovel MC's to choose from
Never because then DB would have to accept that capeshit aren’t the strongest characters to ever appear on their show.
What no I meant like I find the presentation of power point compiled slides that look like Death Battle explanation screens annoying because I don't like Death Battle and VSBW being the figureheads of the scene cause it gives them undue amounts of authority.
Probably never. Ben, Chad, Sam, and Aux aren't part of that generation. They rarely leave the Toonami shit.
I'm pretty sure it's about even, but one would need to go through basically every fight and decide who was the more popular character.
It would still be hilarious to see because scaling your average cultivator bullshit is absolute nightmare because of the inconsistencies in writing. Given how DB tends to go with the maximalist interpretation of powerlevel & feats, your average post-novel Chang Yuan of Ching Chong sect would end up destroying universes by sneezing
oh, shit. We're back?
Who wins?
Except this was just a crush and Simon got a girl for himself. Cope more, DCuck.
It's not really fair, because Wuxia stories are like 1,000 chapters of universe-transcending metaphysical bullshit, and they never default to normal power levels. They just go on to become the Endless Supreme Sovereign of the Infinite Voids and Realities
Nobody gives a shit about Chinkshit outside of China. Even when people were looking for matches to have DC lose, they still didn't end going into that well. You might get Solo Levelling if it's doesn't fall off super quickly.
SHITos spam
LOSERnic melty
DCuckoldry fiesta
God damn, where is Beyonderbro to put these jews in their place?
Sorry but we can only offer you his inferior clone who struggles in debates with a Halfag.
JOByonder sneak
because Goku vs Superman is the fight, who else is he supposed to fight?
PISS Jordan melty
Shovel Knight via crossover scaling
struggling with PEDO Jordan
Grim.
Shovel Knight beat Kratos which means he solos all of fiction.
Beyonderbro has been gone for years
Even when people were looking for matches to have DC lose, they still didn't end going into that well.
There are stories where Superman gets one-shot by cultivators in chapter 1.
You can't even argue against that.
DC isn't written to be that powerful. Most of it is just misread hyperbole.
But with Wuxia/Xianxia there's no room for interpretation, they're making it clear that they're more powerful. They're introducing so many metaphysical layers to reality, that it makes the DC Multiverse map look like a child's drawing.
These stories are closer to something like the Suggsverse.
As time goes on, Composite Kit Shantae is getting stronger and stronger. Even if she can't beat Shovel Knight at the moment (which is probably true depending on your interpretations), she's eventually just going to have so much to work with that it will be insurmountable.
tranime failed to surpass CapeGOLD
he is resorting to chinkSLOP
Why is he like that?
Simon >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Perpetua >>>>> Kyle
>Superman gets bodied by base BoS cultivator
DOESN'T COUNT...IT'S....IT'S....IT'S JUST CHINKSLOP
k
Post Perpetua not struggling to destroy a universe.
You don’t dream and sob and be madly in love from the comfort of a “crush”. Simon’s a cuck who worships the BVLL who fucked the woman he loved, with all his heart, while he cried like a bitch on his own and collected tablescraps because he couldn’t fathom Yoko would ever settle for a loser like him. Both he and Yoko worship Kamina forever because Simon’s a pathetic cuck
Much obliged. It does seem to support my interpretation IMO. Vegeta didn't start sweating until the distance was revealed, and wasn't fazed by the vanishing act itself at face value.
Well he was shocked when he realized Goku had acquired an item of some sort within the time he was gone. Fair enough all the same, it has enough room for interpretability that that is valid. My take for why it is so impressive is going to be that Goku managed to do it without needing to Dragon Dash/use his ki to do so.
Well, come on now. Photons have Ki control, too? In all seriousness, wouldn't that be doing the technique's work for it? Stating the unstated, I mean. I think it's easier to assume the technique is uniform, unless we we're told otherwise. Goku used it on Great Ape Vegeta despite Vegeta's vastly superior power level, does that mean, in your interpretation, that it was as slow as a snail to him? It gets especially screwy under the assumption that the light itself was already surpassed by the character's standard movements and Ki blasts by that point.
Well this is entirely presumption I'll admit, but since it is a technique accomplished by martial artists and martial arts in Dragon Ball are the harnessing of ki, then it would follow that the Taiyoken/Solar Flare is a wave of ki as well. Rather than carrying pressure or heat, it carries ultra luminous light. Since it is only carrying brightness, you can push more of the energy into speed and area of propagation.
Now let me affirm, there's nothing that confirms this, and it is basically a headcanon explanation for what's going on to try and explain the discrepancy, but honestly this sort of thing is my favorite part of Dragon Ball battleboarding.
Did you have a chance to read those DBS chapters?
Post chinkslop being a respected medium.
Each of those planets is a condensed universe. Batkek throws some of them at Earth later and they expand into their own evil dark universes.
Also Batkek is immune to cuckoldry so Perpetua scales above
The green gays are ruining the thread again? Sigh, leave them to me again.
respected medium
By that logic, all of capeshit comics are invalid and you are left with video games & manga
Post comic book universes that don’t have cuckoldry in them.
SHITdeo games sneak
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Simon vs Anti-Spiral - throws reality-warped galaxies at each other.
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Perpetua vs Darkest Knight (stronger than Kyle ever was) throws planets at each other
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Yup yup
The mind of a jew is truly abhorrent.
Kratosscholars, Post the KING of KINGS. But use your vast knowledge of quantum physics to send the image back through time and transpose it onto my post.
SHARTmics seething at their video game superiors again
HOLY FUARK
Each of those planets is [HEADCANON]
Why is every argument with DC fags like this?
jobbed to the GODulk and GODzilla
Yeah imagine being the jew who wrote that cuckshit in the first place. And write cuckshit again in Eva. And wrote cuckshit again in FLCL. And wrote cuckshit again in Mahoromatic. Ttgl is just the slightly more pathetic of the lot because at least those betamales didn’t worship their BVLLs.
Post a comic book that has sold more issues than the bottom of the top 50 best selling games of all time list.
Read the comic. It’s literally what happens. Superman and co attack Regular Earth to weaken him. He tosses a few of his handheld planets their way to stop them, and they expand into dark alternate timelines.
The same happened when he created the dark multiverse. He created 52 universes but when he showed them you only saw the respective earths of each in his hand.
"I-IT DOESNT COUNT" and other form of coping incoming soon
KEKYPOW!
Post chinkslop being a respected medium.
respected medium
Since when did comics become respected? Last time I checked it was overweight neckbeards and unwashed virgins that still read comics as adults.
You can't fool me, kike. I've seen the info leaks from when Anon Babble got hacked, I know you swarmy little rats infest this site.
Read the comic
How about you post the scan?
...oh right it doesn't exist.
Kyle creates a new universe with no spiral energy with the life equation btw
Kyle rewrites reality to change the size of TTGL btw
Kyle takes away Simon's power btw
Kyle's powers are all emotions and he has infinite power and energy when Simon has a limited supply of spiral energy which is just willpower
Kyle fights multiversial enemies and stomps then when Simon needed the help of 20 other people to beat this guy btw
Simon only won because the Anti Spiral purposefully nerfed himself btw
T-the writer meant "omniverse" when he wrote "solar system"... he doesn't know the difference don't be so hard on him...
Almost all animals are cucks.
Even in birds, when researchers started doing DNA tests on bird chicks in the 1980s and 1990s, they discovered that in some species, up to 30-50% of chicks weren't fathered by the "dad" who raised them. Females are always letting other makes fuck them behind their backs and the dad often raises kids that aren’t theirs. Yes even in swans, from 6-30% of swan chicks dependent on mute or black swan. Most other animals always switch partners between mating season too.
Truly monogamous animals almost don’t exist. For example the Vulture is truly monogamous because if the flock sees cheating they will all gang up and murder the offending male. 99% of others animals? Not so much.
Has the show ever used Tele-frag?
Animalbros....
In DC you can literally destroy the universe by destroying the Earth.
DC's universes are probably the most fragile universes in fiction canonically.
t: Kyle
Almost all animals are cucks.
Untrue, numerous animal species mate for life, such as swans.
Kyle can hold this universe in his hands like it's nothing
Simon has to dodge attacks from something less than 2% the size of OUR universe
t.Simon
What she does is none of your business, by nature
This just means CHADnimals will cuck you when they’re finished with your corpse.
Kyle [HEADCANON]
Every time...
Swans are shown not to be loyal. Although they will keep a partner around for years, females will sneak off and have sex with other males behind her mate’s back, then return to her original mate.
In mute swans, about 6–9% of cygnets are the result of extra-pair matings (cheating).
In black swans, it's even higher — about 15–30%.
SHITnimals
DCbros…
Canonically: The Multiverse is planet level
DC Headcanon: DC is more durable than out universe
Post SHITven killing an elephant.
Are we pretending that 1. You’re not avatarfagging right now and 2. We don’t have a Hulkfag avatarfagging 24/7?
Please show me some feats of Simon that prove he could win. It should be easy.
than out universe
Shovelknight literally rapes.
He watched his aniki fucking the girl he loves, then cried and lost all his powers. Is that a feat?
FRAGILEtective Comics…
Source? My ass
How would the DB between Kyle and Simon begin?
Kyle doing his usual patrolling routine
anomaly detected
howdy there stranger, I'm Simon the Driller!
Simon? SO YOU ARE THE BASTARD THAT FUCKED MY WIFE! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!
Fucked your wife? HOW DARE YOU! DON*T YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET ERECT THESE DAYS WITHOUT MY BRO AROUND AND ONLY MEMORY OF HIM RAILING YOKO AS FAPPING FUEL? DIE!
148351377
Why are you so obsessed with cuckolding?
He canonically fucked Kyle’s girlfriend, is that a feat?
Liambros...
The Simon v Kyle match can't come soon enough so that one side quiets down and we can get done with this faggotry once and for all.
Sadly it will likely be "saved" for the season finale.
he thinks this fetish spam will stop once the DB is over
since they're going in order it's going to happen way later
ENTERRRRRRRR
Does the DB team know you're posting here Liam?
Threads come back
Immediately go back to being ass
Maybe we need another two week break.
The entire DB team and the researchers are lurking here. I still remember that one fag here defending SS vs MM and the research blog using Jiren pastas.
That charmless flat tomboy genie mutt ain't beating anybody.
n-no u
As expected.
Mahito v Shiggi came before MC v DG
All this cuckposting can only be countered by rapechads
“1 in 6 offspring were from different fathers”
SWANBROS???
He thinks that /dbs/ posting isn’t already mainstream
Also there were a lot of people defending SS Vs MM. Well “a lot” probably isn’t the right descriptor but you get the point.
makes sense since the rematch poll happened
10 years old video
One species of swan in one area has a higher than normal rate of "infidelity"
All other species don't
Crazy own.
The only ones worth watching is Ben vs Hal, Hulk vs Godzilla, and Kyle vs Simon.
The rest of the matches are just so obscure. No one watches RWBY, Ash vs Yugi is a non sequitur, I'm not even sure who Maka is, Gru vs MM is also a turd.
you can destroy the GoW multiverse by cutting a tree
Another google screenshot completely missing the point?
This is shown in Mute (white) Swans as well. Do you not understand that Mating for Life doesn’t stop them from cheating? That’s the point. They don’t divorce partners they frequently cheat with other males
*Will of the Drill playing*
SIMON! BY THE POWER OF THE WHITE LANTERN I WILL NOT LET YOU ESCAPE FUCKING JADE IN MY BED!
NO KYLE, YOU WILL BE GIGA DRILL BREAKING INTO NIA'S PUSSY! JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?
What match-up ends like this?
Dude, they're not doing Ben vs Hal 2. It didn't win the rematch poll.
Enter DB thread
Posts are all about how real life animals are "cucks"
google screenshot
Literally from a website about birds, retardo. Recent one too. If Swans cheat, their mate tells them to fuck off most of the time. This is documented. Sorry to ruin your cuck fantasies.
I'm not even sure who Maka is
SOVL Eater is more well known than most of the capeshitters posted in these threads.
Let me guess, it was some dogshit match that won the poll?
Lay it on me.
But Kyle doesn’t care about Jade. That’s why he kicked her ass out.
the match is happening tomorrow
Because Chief losing is the incredibly unexpected outcome and people will give them hell for it. They don't do retard scaling unless it benefits the more popular pick.
It’s Doom Slayer Vs Master Chief you retard. It’s the fight happening TOMORROW.
Kyle vs Simon is a guaranteed flop. Only a fraction of Death Battle faggots give any fucks about it.
The one they're doing tomorrow, you dip! Were you in a coma for the past month?
*Chief winning
“Documented” where? In your imagination? You never posted a website screenshot of that yet lol.
Swans mate for life and are proven to cheat and raise kids that aren’t theirs, they don’t have break up because of cheating.
Headcanon headcanon
Oh right, Chief vs Slayer.
I don't know shit about Slayer, but if what the power scalers are saying is true then it's not even debatable.
In which case you have to wonder...why even bother?
Wait what am I doing here educating mirins about their cuck self-inserts in death battle, I’m gonna have sex with an actual real life girl tomorrow! I gotta eat and rest to build up my energy.
See you later losers. Kratosbro obviously.
FUUUAAAARRRKKKKK KRATOS SCHOLARS HAVE TRANSCENDED FICTION
They’ve literally never used dimensional scaling before sans shit like 4D. I don’t know why people are expecting Chief to be any different. Even if they do give him “muh 11D Cortona”, what does it even do?? People never seem to answer the question of what that sort of scaling does in this fight since the person it’s being applied to isn’t a physical being.
H-HULKFAGS, D-DISCORD MEETING NOW
… and by have sex I mean watch my actual real life girl have sex with another man! Kratosbro obviously
Simon…
True Kratos SCHOLAR
lowly simon impersonator
Kyle…
It's oddly wholesome that Hulk saved Godzilla's life.
So Aang v Trav will be next?
KIIIIIIIIINNNGGGGG!!!!!
Thank you clarifying fellow Kratosbro. For a second there, I had my doubts you were the real thing.
True Kratos SCHOLAR
lowly kyle impersonator
mirins
ESLtos…
So 22 matches in total this season?
1 mystery episode then Aang vs Traveler
Cuckposting can only be countered by rapechads
ENTER
anyone got the fight or do they no longer do that
Whatever the killshot it, I hope it's done in a first person perspective like the games are.
kratos still has no answer to this
They stopped doing that last season, colex or friezatron were the last ones to have early releases iirc
You mean Killer Croc, yeah?
Or maybe if (big if) Chief wins, then it would be like one of the takedowns from Halo Reach.
If by season you mean all the matchups on the Kickstarter, then sure. if you're going by year then, going off of how long it takes for episodes to come out, we won't get to Ruby vs Maka by the end of the year.
The ATOMIC ALLIES
The GREEN TEAM
The MERCURIAL MONSTERS
The STRONGEST THERE IS
The TITANS OF RAGE
The DYNAMIC DUO
GODulk and LORDzilla
give her a matchup that isnt pomni or mynt
Weebl and Bob.
Bonzi Buddy
Dream BBQ Ena.
Seriously though, neither of them fight. What the fuck do you expect?
Hulk is a cuck though
It’s true
It's fine. Betty ate his organs or some shit and they patched it up.
ENA should get all the feats of Dream BBQ ENA until it's confirmed they're seperate
Reminder that Hulk vs Godzilla has entered production
Damn, it was instant with Godzilla. Jennifer took a bit to become She-Hulk, didn't it?
Xavier
YFW Chief still wins
So, what's the theme here? Starfire is an alien, Blaze is from an alternate universe or the future or something. Their stories don't really have much in common. Is it just "fire catlike princess"?
Hasn't Joel confirmed they're different ENAs? We know there are different ENAs out there, like it's a species. But still there isn't any combat or feats to really go by.
The connecting theme is they're 'fire' related princesses.
There's no way in hell Chief loses. He's easy a galaxy buster while Doomguy still struggles against normal bullets
In the 00s and 2010s yes but just like Gurren its lost relevance
HBOCzilla is canon
OH NO!
Is it true they retconned why Doomguy's regular firearms can kill demons is because he's a passive demon debuff and said demons are normally bulletproof to the then modern firearms he used in the original games?
Ah, I was right on the money then. Meh.
BEHOLD: speed to rival KINGtos!
I'll eat your fucking flextape if that happens.
Didn't Crona vs Venom drew dimes?
No
would be too based
character who uses sound vs character weak to sound
Genuinely what were they thinking? Why do they keep making symbiotes lose to faggy anime characters?
DC Bros not like this!!!!
SHITbiotes malding and seething over losing
KWAB!!!
Something about one of the perks the divinity machine gave Doomguy was that any weapon he wields fucks up the opposition. So if a random guy was having trouble shooting down a demon with a rifle, Doomguy with that same rifle would turn the target to swiss cheese
Why is no one talking about DOOM SLAYER vs Master Queef?
Probably the same thing they were thinking with Ace VS Natsu. IE Guy who uses fire shenanigans against a guy who eats heals and gets powered up by fire
It's so one sided in Chief's favor. There's not much to say
Did that happen in/before the first game retroactively to justify why pistols could kill the forces of Hell?
The character armed with wish-granting magic stones defeated the genetically modified sex slave kept imprisoned by the technology of generic lizard aliens.
You don't say. Is Captain America with the cosmic cube going to fight Batman next?
The lore of the classic series can fit on a playing card. What do you think?
They obviously wanted Venom to lose when they ignored any power up that would have swung the fight in his favor.
It's funny how Swan was so confident the cosmic shit they powered up Venom with would quickly go away just for the comics to double then triple down on it. It's clear someone on staff really liked Crona and just wanted to feed someone to their favorite character.
how can master chief win?
By using Numemon.
Its a rematch ep that doesnt involve Superman
They gave Star lantern ring and such
This was clearly a match they really cared about given how many people worked on it and how they tried to wring as much pathos as possible from the storyline but I'll be honest, I didn't like it. I thought it was pretty dumb.
Believing
Blue lantern rings can't do shit. All they do is buff the colors that actually do things.
I dig it
Undyne VS Sidon
Huh thought her go to was Pearl
But still there isn't any combat or feats to really go by.
ENA can survive falls from great heights, wizard explosions, create life, die and self-ressurect multiple times, she kills a genie, a god-like entity, and she can operate a crane
A power ring given to a someone without training in an emergency situation without a lantern is essentially giving them a fancy laser gun. You have to do through the whole Kilowag bootcamp and mosaic world universe deal before you're even Ch'p level.
And this as well. Didn't the Blues all die? Did they get over being dead yet? Feats for their entire corps are just like, muttering vapid homilies about hope in the background to recharge the Greens. They have the coolest theme and members but their power is to be cheerleaders so they kind of suck hard.
There is literally no shot Halobro.
It's a salty runback over a decade in the waiting. The hype evaporated several presidential terms ago. Death Battle hype in general is also on a downswing.
I kind of want Haloguy to win just so there will be something worth talking about.
Enough about the STRONGEST for a second, who's the WEAKEST character you can think of who could still solo the entire Kyoto School (minus Todo) in JJK? Or even just the jobber trio of Miwa/Mai/Momo since I feel like they unironically job to an average athletic level romcom or slice of life character
Composite Weird Al SOLOS superman
Master Chief winning would be more hype than Doomslayer winning.
It would certainly be funnier
some people actually believe that Dio beats Sukuna
So who wins? Undyne or Sidon? Would be funny if Deltarune chaoter 3 and 4 give Undyne a boost assuming they are going with composite. She can already casually benchpress cars so dunno how Sidon stacks up
ena didn't do anything to the genie. she did "destroy" the smoke machine, that's the closest thing to fighting she ever did. also in the trailer she has a gun, so maybe she'll get more violent feats in future chapters.
If your name is Swank, probably.
He had a tantrum over the One Minute Melee Sakuya v Dio back when the Screwattack Forums were still around.
He sucks Doomslayers cock at lightspeed. It's the only way.
Jetstream Sam…
Sakuya scales higher than anything in Jojo, Eyes over Heaven included, no matter how much Swan seethes over her.
Stops time
Crushes Sukuna with a road roller
Dio could also just beat him into meat chunks with his fists that are capable of destroying buildings.
Well? Which would you choose, anons?
>Crushes Sukuna with a road roller
thinks Sukuna would die of that
inb4 “press both of them”
Probably shippers. Powerscalefag agenda posting and blatant illiteracy is annoying, but the amount o shit flung and people actually hurt irl by shippers makes them far worse than the worst powerscalefag you tan dig up.
It's unironically a matter of time before Skibidi Toilet has a Death Battle episode. What fight do you think they'll do?
the amount o shit flung and people actually hurt irl by shippers makes them far worse than the worst powerscalefag you tan dig up.
Didn't SethTheProgroomer literally make someone eat their own shit?
How does he survive his heart getting destroyed
Would people apply 'Death Of Author' for Ben and Chad?
Technically speaking they're making media like everybody else.
He doesn't need it.
Even if he did, he can just use RCT and easily repair the damage
Yeah all those random humans back there? MFTHL.
Sukuna ripped his own heart out before
JJK is undeniable proof that shonen is getting weaker and weaker over time
Now let's discuss the fight in his full form where he had to manually keep his heart pumping to stay alive
Infinity with do what I want hacks vs Infinity with do what I want hacks
Ok, here is how one infinity with do what I want hacks is more powerful than the other!
JJK and not Demon Slayer?
Kyle vs Simon? I mean... Kyle's hacks ARE stronger than Simon's
Post Skibidi Toilet being liked by anyone at Death Battle.
As I said, he just uses RCT. Only reason he had to do that in the manga was because his output was low I think
Michael Bay will personally sponsor the episode. With a lot of explosions of course.
INFINITE SPEED
INFINITE LIMITS
INFINITE LIFTING STRENGTH
INFINITE CONSTANTLY GROWING OMNIVERSE
I'm honestly confused and conflicted about this direction that VS Battle animations are taking. Omnidock, Kratosura, Blazefire, MartianSurfer, and some others try to squeeze out this sort of emotionality from the match ups. If these animations were stand alone and didn't end in death I am sure people would love them. But they are attached to pseudoanalytic series like Smash Bracket, Death Battle, Fan Battle, etc. It just ends up making things feel... juxtaposed together.
Yeah, he was getting overwhelemd. DIO is MTFL plus each punch can easily destroy a building and that's without time stop. DIO can pierce him and suck out his blood too. Sukuna has to rely on the fight lasting long enough for the sun to come up to win.
Yes, I believe it was a humiliation ritual that his mods had to take part in and then it was used as blackmail to keep them from talking about the actually fucked up stuff Seth has in his closet.
Shipfags are actually more dangerous so them
How would you even apply it though? What meaning could you derive that is not explicitly communicated through the videos?
I rarely encounter powerscalers outside of explicit powerscaling spaces, meanwhile shipfags are rampant and obnoxiously vocal, will crap up any discussion and rival the average lore wanker's ability to form bad faith arguments, are a menace to series creators everywhere (far moreso than vsfags who KNEEL before creator statements), and basically poisoned the entire medium of fanfiction by flooding it with an endless stream of trash and mass produced fujoslop. Unarguably shipfags should get the rope here, there's no discussion here.
JJK is undeniable proof that shonen is getting weaker and weaker over time
This has to be the most autistic post in this thread.
Stories about power are not about quantifying power, they're about analyzing the nature of power.
There's a reason why JJK surpassed DC in popularity within 4 years of its release. If Gojo and Sukuna threw around planets like Perpetua and Batman Who Laughs it would just be as retarded as DC and it would never become popular.
JJK's fights shits on any DC fight....I'm sorry but it's true.
Blaze's face when she's going on a whimsical adventure with a person she just killed in another universe
TTGL proved you can do big scale fights well btw
DIO is MTFL
For two or so meters.
each punch can easily destroy a building
Gojo tanked Malevolent Shrine and a single of Sukuna's slashes can destroy a building, and both Gojo and Sukuna are about even in stats. Hell, even Yuji is at least building level physically and Sukuna was still shown to be far superior to him while severely weakened.
Sukuna has to rely on the fight lasting long enough for the sun to come up to win.
Or, you know, use his domain expansion. Which he can enclose with a barrier.
We're not far off from people being able to animate their own death battles with AI prompts.
That would be the death blow to the show.
Well, for example analyzing inconsistences or skewed research are the most famous arguments.
Though even the animations kinda shoot themselves in the foot like for example Dan Hibiki tripping with a bagpack since without bagpack you could argue he would have landed hits.
Swank Dio would just spam timestop with no cool down in between and kill Sukuna with his city block stats and century old stamina.
Maybe I just don't interact with active enough scenes to encounter shipping wars.
I wouldn't be surprised if Crona was some death battle writer's pet character. It's the annoying awkward version of Crona they used. The episode doesn't do anything for Venom.
Ryuko and Crona were each other's superior matchup
powerscalers who take creator's statements as gospel to either prop up their hero or to shit on other characters while staying confined in their own autistic spaces
vs
shippers who literally chimp out en masse and send death threats to the creators if their ship isn't catered to
hmm
Jjk got popular because of Tiktok zoomers thats it
Murder Drones would have worked, but that shit isn't relevant anymore.
The Toiletnator from Kids Next Door.
Murder Drones is for ULTRAKILL only
For two or so meters.
One, he can get close to Sukuna very quickly. Two, Sukuna will need to get close to DIO too.
a single of Sukuna's slashes can destroy a building
It can slash a building in half. One of DIO's punches makes it explode. A butter knife and dynamite and destroy an apple, that doesn't mean they're equal.
Or, you know, use his domain expansion. Which he can enclose with a barrier.
Going to be hard to be able to when he's getting punched nonstop and he's too slow to react to it. Even if DIO punched Sukuna for a single second, he couldn't handle hundreds if not thousands of punches that could destroy large buildings.
If they decide Master Chief's 'full arsenal' means he has access to the Halo rings.
The rings are only galaxy tier though
fuck your hax
Kek canon
Since they're giving Doomguy the BFG-10000 which is barely a planet buster, I think Chief is winning
[trannyshit] is for [trannyshit] only
Fortunately nobody cares.
This attack that couldn't destroy a road roller? Building level btw
The rings wiped out the Flood & the Forerunners, both of whom were capable of extra-dimensional quantum bullshit according to the new lore. That makes the rings multi-universal at least.
Let's not pretend any of us have moral ground. Most people want their favorite to win, they don't take "objective" results from "Game Theory wannabes" as gospel. And most of us want our characters to win.
The difference is who's honest and who wants to use the veil of 'faux objetivity'.
Either that...or people are battle obsessed nimrods who only care about the animation so they have little care for outcome.
So weaker than Davoth and Godmind's super complex multiversal wank in autist logic, got it.
Large town level NAIL btw
Ap is not the same as dc.
Kratos is still bear level tho
I used to be friends with Lswan back in the day. I remember watching Alucard vs Dio and was blown away how it was word for word his verdict on the fight.
rely on the fight lasting long enough for the sun to come up to win.
don't care about this specific mu but this point has always been ridiculous, dio's immortality doesn't mean he's impervious to damage and his regen isn't completely remaking his body for free, not even pillar men are on that level. being reduced to mincemeat with no way to get blood would be a death sentence
Well that's not Death of the Author. DotA is more for things where if you see something in the work that might not actually apply. Like for Dragon Ball, people have said that Chichi represents for them the failures of a Tiger Mom mindset.
The rings only destroy sufficiently evolved intelligent lifeforms. Doomguy is so unga-bunga he wouldn't even be registered as sapient by them and would be unaffected.
Sukuna's reaction time is slower than The World. DIO can just suck Sukuna's blood too to regenerate.
Diofags act like he has Alucard's regen
That's a hax ability that targets the soul directly doeberbeit
I guess my actual message is...should we actually take their verdicts as gospel?
Toriyama states in an interview you need a power level of 10k to Planet Bust
Every DB Scaler post Bardock vs Omniman
"ROSHI WAS LARGE PLANET LEVEL BECAUSE OF THE ANIMATORS TRYING TO MAKE THING LOOK COOL SO THEY GET PAID"
It's almost comical how hypocritical they've become with ignoring the narrative in favor of inflating their power levels. Saying Roshi is Large Planet Level or Freiza is Solar System-Multi Solar System level
I agree. It just feels like an attempt to have their cake and eat it.
These shows are just taking characters, reducing them to action figures with stat cards on the boxes, and then bashing them together until one of them breaks.
Back in the day this was fine because these shows WERE just edgy fun. The hosts weren’t above calling combatants retards, or joking about female characters’ tit sizes.
But now Death Battle’s trying to make it a “celebration of fiction” where characters still gleefully and violently murder each other for the amusement of the hosts.
If you’re gonna go that route, then why have every single match result in homicide? Wouldn’t a real celebration want to keep characters as true to their actions and mindsets as possible?
It’s not like many outcomes change if you DID just have them be sparring or fights until one of them’s knocked out.
But enough about Skibidi Toilet
This is partly why I'm an advocate for more fights where the two combatants would hate each other even in character
You have a small groups of heavily biased "researches" pushing their shit. Facts take a backseat.
Why do you think so many people call bullshit on the Asura vs Kratos fight.
Kratos won because they wanted him to win.
I really thought that Blaze was gonna absorb the power and save Starfire, but nope.
There also just needs to be more Hero vs Villain fights.
tranny felt called out
it tries projection
...it wasn't very effective
As expected.
Doesn't make the sun disk any less retarded. Bardock should still be roughly equal if you put him in the same bracket of power as frieza's supernova.
There also just needs to be more Hero vs Villain fights.
That's a bit tricker to work, since people usually get upset when a hero loses those
Seething won't change the results
NOOOO STOP MOCKING MY TRANNY SLOP THAT STEALS ALL OF ASSETS FROM BETTER SHOWS NOOOOOO-ACK!
Is just stupid shit given too much attention. And feats ate imaginary anyway. People nowadays use science and math as a religion, nevermind there's no way you can actually measure the character feats anyway.
Seething won’t make Kratos destroy a mountain.
Characters that would have beef with each other on sight are my favourite
just watched indie cross absolute peak
Show Simon surviving reality being rewritten
Post Kyle not getting raped by Bueno.
I... Cannot...
Tick tock Zeldafags
I… Cannot…
And smugness doesn't turn glorified edgy fanfiction into canon.
Not matter how much TV Tropes pretend DB is hot shit. Heck, Monty Oum when he was alive always deemed the whole "ultimate battle outcome" as a waste of time.
'mocking'
but it's pure SEETHE
kek
GOLD!
Mold…
Zenitsu unironically solos all of those characters
copespam
lel
Ruh roh
That's a good one, too
Canon
Headcanon
Gianni as Doomguy
kek fitting
How long would it take CHADtama to solo the entire Viltrumite Empire?
NEW DEATH BATTLE
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Kratos can effortlessly destroy ALL OF that?!
He could kill everyone in that image with a single non serious punch.
probably 5 minutes
Gets Nier Automata scaling
Gets Black Rock Shooter Scaling
Gets Devil May Cry scaling
How does Alpha do it?
Also hilarious how Reuben and Dan came back for this and not the shitty Netflix show.
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Currently Viltrumites are overwhelmingly stronger that him, so i imagine they can find a way to BFR him
Post a Viltrumite destroying a planet.
*faster. Sorry
LMAO!
I FUCKING CAAAAAAAAAAAAN’T!!!!!!
Post yourself destroying a planet.
I've never gotten into death battle, which ones are actually worth watching?
Neat how its post DMCV Vergil
Punches Thragg
he pops like a bug
the force from the punch destroy the rest of the Viltrumites
I think Boros would be more of a fair fight for them
Bowser vs Eggman is a recent one that's pretty universally beloved. Ghost Rider vs Spawn and Shigaraki vs Mahito are also well-liked and have fun animations. If you're looking for older fights then you can't go wrong with any out of Wolverine vs Raiden, Snake vs Sam, and TJ Combo vs Balrog.
Viltrumites
stronger then anything
Boros probably still eviscerates all the Viltrumites there.
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My prediction. I'm gong with Doomguy, and I'm pretty sure that's the general consensus. G1 hasn't posted yet but I think they're going with Doomguy as well. Safe bet, boring bet, I hope something fun like Hulk vs Godzilla or Yugi vs Ash is next.
If only they used heroclix to scale Master Chief to DC and Marvel...
Snake VS Sam
TJ VS Balrog
Eggman VS Bowser
Goro VS Machamp (just for the animation)
Ghost Rider VS Spawn
this thing
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Snake vs Sam
Combo vs Balrog
Courage vs Scooby
Bowser vs Eggman
Popeye vs Saitama
He-Man vs Lion-O, Darkseid vs Thanos, and Ryu vs Jin.
Adding Dante vs Bayonetta and Ryu vs Jin to this for being stylish and cool.
I thought G1 was dead? Either way, this is a pretty easy stomp for Doomguy. The fight is essentially A walking god and his godly ai companion VS Sorta strong soldier and his situationally godly ai companion
When are we getting Ryu vs Jin 2 I want to see Angel Jin in a fight.
DB has to go with Doomguy. Or they will incur the wrath of VSBW.
Sam vs Snake, Machamp vs Goro, GvS1 and 3, Bowser vs Eggman, and Homelander vs Omni-Man are good episodes.
We should get Jin vs Liu Kang as a fake out.
How often does Death Battle undersell a character compared to vsbattles?
Every time
”Oh God, John! He’s pounding me with his BFG! It’s so fucking big! I’m sorry…”
Woah, I thought this show was PG-13?
always. even kratos was "downplayed" compared to vsbw.
Correct. The truth hurts. Every single Viltrumite has at least 12 spatial dimensions, immeasurable speed and macrocosmic lifting strength.
Depends on the character. They wank JoJo characters harder than VSBW.
Snake vs Fisher
TJ Combo vs Balrog
Johnny Cage vs Captain Falcon
Afro Samurai vs Samurai Jack
Megazord vs Voltron
Doctor vs Rick
OmniKEK using crossovers
Kek.
Complex Multiverse level
Immeasurable Speed
It's called a "cameo", kid
Season 1
Goku VS Superman 1 for SOUL
Season 2
He Man VS Lion O
Sam VS Snake (one of the best)
Chuck VS Segata for fun
Iron Man VS Lex for the hype moment
Deadpool VS Deathstroke
Season 3
Dante VS Bayo for style
Season 4
TJ VS Balrog (arguably the absolute best)
Season 5
Jack VS Afro
Thanos VS Darkseid
Maybe Jotaro VS Kenshiro
Season 6
Ben VS Green Lantern for second hand salt
Ghost Rider VS Lobo
Ganon VS Dracula
Deadpool VS The Mask
Maybe All Might VS Might Guy
Season 7
Goro VS Machamp for the animation
Hulk VS Broly
Wally VS Archie Sonic
Season 8
Doom VS Lex
Po VS Iron Fist
Steven VS Star
Goku Black VS Reverse Flash
Madara VS Aizen
Saitama VS Popeye
Season 9
Omni Man VS Homelander
Hercules VS Sun Wukong
Xenoverse/Heroes Trunks VS Archie Silver
Sauron VS Lich King
Season 10
Ant Man VS Atom
Bill VS Chaos Horse
Cole VS Alex
Megatron VS Frieza
Gojo VS Makima
Courage VS Scooby (top tier)
Rick VS Doctor Who
Nu Season
Eggman VS Bowser
Spawn VS Ghost Rider
Joker VS Giorno
More like cope. Kek.
It is funny that they had to composite him for Homelander so that he could survive the heat vision.
VSBW went off the rails a long time ago. It's all mindless powerwankery now, with no regard for the source material.
Virtually everytime.
For specifics, I nominate Scout as one of many examples.
Surviving the friction of flying in the Flaxan atmosphere to the point of making nuclear level explosions and the laser Cecil shot him with already took care of that
Implodes the Multiverse
You weren’t supposed to ask that…
Depends on the character but generally speaking probably always? As retarded as Death Battle has gotten, places like VSBW is usually more retarded when it comes to powerwanking.
Cope:
(of a person) deal effectively with something difficult.
Cameo:
a small character part in a play or movie, played by a distinguished actor or a celebrity.
Hope this helps.
I remember when fancalcs were made fun of.
The OST is up.
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Kratos gets MFTL+ speed in DB (quadrillions time speed of light)
Kratos has infinite speed in VSBW
needs dogsled to travel
runs at the pace of a normal human when son gets kidnapped
can’t dodge falling rocks
Why is powerscaling like this?
ENOUGH
POST A BOUNDLESS BEA--
Oh, nevermind. He's already been posted.
using [HEADCANON] for [NON-CANON] crossover
InvincibleKEKS are something else.
Holy FUARK, Goku scales ABOVE Superman who CAMEOED in Dr Slump……
Death Battle is essentially nerds acting like the jocks they complained about in high school and their whole sports zealotry, only for nerds to prove that they're exactly the same: Bunch of brutes who care about power over substance.
Bias and/or for fun just trying to wank a character as ludicrously as possible. Even in your example Kratos writes in his personal journal as stuff like the werewolves are dangerous and how he almost dies to certain things.
Well no of course not, Death Battle's desire to mine math and physics from fiction that is often completely incompatible with the narratives is how we get characters with 10k times universal power.
Can't believe they wasted Homelander in a glorified advertisement instead of a kino matchup like this
Post moustache.
They still are
This is Omni-Man.
This is not Superman.
Hope that helps.
Because at this point "powerscaling" is just about bullshitting and one-upping each other.
Superman cameoed in Spawn
Forget Ghost Rider, he should be fighting every single superhero in Marvel at the same time.
REACTION speed, chud.
Homelander VS Yujiro would be better
All Might would turn Homelander inside out with a single punch
I remember when fancalcs were made fun of.
I mean they're great for figuring out who's autistic and not.
Holy...
Why does he look so evil?
Nah, Homelander is for Captain America, not some nipshit ripoff.
...FUARK
Why do people call him the Doomguy when his official name is Slayer?
COWARDlander ducking a matchup to fight someone he thinks he has a better shot against
I don't think that beam had a heat element to it given that it basically caused an earthquake instead of a firestorm.
We're against deadnaming now?
Doomguy was the original moniker. Slayer only came in the 2016 "saga"
Its kind of funny as he might become even more busted later as there is someone more powerful than their super omniversal guy in the setting
Oh shit! Goku has arrived in Gotham, gathered a spirit bomb from the energy of all the terrified innocents, and chucked it at The Joker! Batman must act fast if he is to save The Clown Prince of Crime! What shall he do?
The crater was red hot and smoldering
I sure hope he gets Type 2 Information Manipulation
Spawn is as powerful as Superman
One of the Mark variants killed a variant of Spawn
Mainline Mark is easily stronger than all of them
Mainline Mark gets hurt by a wooden pole
Wooden pole STOMPS DBZverse and Marvelverse
Or also lowballed.
Fuck no, sissy. Cap soundly kicks HOMOlander's ass. We just want a properly patriotic and manly beatdown, none of your gay ass weeb twink tr/a/nimes apply.
He was Doomguy first
I prefer the stage of battleboarding where certain forms of scaling were cautiously accepted. Giving up the ghost, right during the phase where Goku got his universal thing felt like the best time in the community. Outside of the Goku posts that is.
Doomguy was the original moniker.
It was a fan name. It wasn't even a name, it's just "the guy from Doom"
This fodder verse can't even beat a single predator, forget about Dragon Ball, DC, or Invincible, these niggas are Homelander tier
if you expect me to watch this: youtu.be
then turn around and say this: youtu.be
would bisect him with no resistance, you're out of your fucking mind
Death Battle Doomguy vs Chief 1
Doomguy dies
Doom is rebooted
Doomguy is now a powerfull demigod
Halo starts to suck
Round 2 finally happens
They make Doomguy lose again and id has to reboot Doom yet again
non of your gay ass twink
But enough about capeshit
Post Western media not being pozzed and defiled by jews.
Reminder Fred fucking Hembeck was the first to kill the Marvel universe.
All Might is 7'3'' and over 500 pounds of square-chinned muscle mass
Who can beat the Loremen??
I-I-I can’t!
Cirno victim
doomguy will be voiced by gianni
vega will be voiced by yongyea
he's so fucked
And pure tr/a/nime. Not interested, fag.
I FUCKING CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN’T!!!!!!!
punishment vs justice when?
Capeshitters are second class citizens here, VidyaGODS and AnimeCHADS are the ones who actually bring up the views, all capecrap does is waste resources and time on flops
You weren’t supposed to ask that…
turn that frown, upside down!
The DC universe is constantly destroying itself by virtually everybody it almost feels like they're made of paper mache.
That…was a really good fight actually! I’d say it was on par with Giorno Vs Joker and Wally Vs Sonic. They should have this guy on the show.
Solos your verse
What the fuck will Sukuna do against DIO?
Even with lowballed stats he still blitzes, stat stomps and Haxrapes
Because you can still have a celebration of characters even if one of them ends up dying. A fight doesn’t need to end in a handshake and ass smack in order for it to be kind to both characters, just having both of them do awesome shit IS a celebration. I never knew that Starfire was a Blue Lantern, hell I’m not even that attached to DC, let alone Sonic, and I still felt something for the struggles of the characters because they weren’t just mindlessly slamming their fists into one another. Not to say that fights like those are bad, just that it IS possible for them to be portrayed more as action figures and both DB and this guy managed to do that well.
They make Doomguy lose again
This is too based to happen
Cut him up into nothing I guess? Dio lost to store glass
Just going off what Death Battle gave Laserbaby in the Boys Royale
Dio is so unbelievably lucky Touhou is not popular amongst powerscalers.
He keeps getting this easy MUs instead of being Gaped by Sakuya
Death isn't celebratory, is a tragedy.
Death is a narrative resource and like any narrative tool it can be misused or exploited.
Can I make the next thread?
They’re on par with each other strength wise (cloud destruction = Sukuna’s oven), but DIO is so much faster it’s not even funny. Both Joseph and Silver Chariot have LS feats and Sukuna is only really close to Rela.
Villains dying usually aren’t tragedies.
Sukuna stomps Dio harder than Alucard does, spite match.
Kimetsu and jujutsu powerscalers are like the bottom feeders of the Powerscaling ecosystem, we keep them around so new powerscalers can mock them and make MUs where their verses pathetically lose.
It helps that both of these specimens are also the most delusional people on earth
do it
Okay. But you’re ignoring the fact that people aren’t celebrating the character’s deaths (sometimes), they’re celebrating what they’re doing BEFORE that in order to PREVENT it. That’s where the awesome factor comes in. Your view is far too close minded.
Sorry but there's no way that image is a serious person.
We expect villains to fall.
That's why Villain VS Villain DB's have the least amount of salt. No objective analysis, not absurd "muh hacks", those DB's always have the least amount of salt because a villain falls.
Except it feels like an excessive payment. No one buys an overprice product unless you are a ryona fan.
Viltrumites can still handle the heat of the deeper parts of the sun for a relatively long period of time. Even if Laser Baby’s lasers are as hot as the SURFACE as the sun, that would barely harm Nolan and would literally just make him sweat as seen by Thragg and Mark.
Kimetsu and jujutsu powerscalers are like the bottom feeders of the Powerscaling ecosystem,
Powerscalers are all bottom feeders. No point in separating the pig shit from the dog shit.
Dude, this fight wasn’t ryona. A woman dying isn’t ryona, and this is ignoring literally everything that I just said. Again, your view is extremely close minded if you think that a character can’t be portrayed in a good manner even if they end up dying. Do you believe that stories that end with a hero passing away are just fap fantasies trying to be cheap praise? Or are they still celebrations of the hero’s struggle despite their death.
Thragg died on the surface
Even before mastering his vampiric powers Dio Brando was able to pull himself together after being sliced in half, Plus with The World he can easily stop time and such Sukuna's or anyone else's blood to instantly heal.
Or... You know, just explode his brain, infect him with a mind controlling flesh bud, MUDA him into a bag of broken bones, etc.
It doesn't help that if you highball both Sukuna is light speed while DIO is Massively faster than light, and lowballed Sukuna is a bit above Match 3 while DIO is still massively hypersonic to Relativistic.
And on top of all that DIO is one of the only 2 guys who know how to Stand Jump meaning he would effortlessly catch Sukuna even at the maximum 200 meters of his domain.
Again what The fuck is Sukuna supposed to do against DIO?
They weren’t on the surface. They were deeper in the thick plasma part. When they were actually on the surface they were just sweating even when getting blasted with solar explosions.
Shippers should be deleted
I just don't think Death is something that can be stomach by a mere quick fight as it feels gratious. When death comes it's usually for a narrative element, cool factor just isn't enough, it feels like junk food you eat might eat by binge but doesn't really feel nutritious.
It can leave you emotionally drained very often rather than enriching. Maybe the thing is that is not for most people, probably not for the average joe who just wants, you know, see a struggle and success. Too much melodrama sometimes.