Death Battle

C U C K S

now that that's over who wins?

Do all anime characters lose to western ones?

>godzilla already whooped hedorah enough that he's half the height

He was blinded during the fight because Hedorah was amped by Fin Fang Foom's DNA

lie nuke

Holy FUARK…

So how is the animation going to work? Are they going to make Kyle create universe-sized constructs or something?

His ring can do anything he imagines so long as what he imagines is making a hard-light contruct of an object that has the durability of glass.

Well he shoots these green things from his ring, anything he thinks of becomes green and shit.

low diffs Vega

KEKAROO

wait period for Chief vs Doom was just Simon vs Kyle cuckposting throughout the weeks when the site wasn't dead

now Simon vs Kyle

Drain his spiral energy (Willpower)
Rewrite reality
Recreate the universe
Create anything at will
Change the world's logic
Holding universes in his hand (DC's universe is significantly bigger than Gurren Lagann's)

Kratos will be the most powerful character in this season...probably in all of DB history.

He also couldn’t get past Hedorah’s acid

it's like candyman, they said it too many times.

Chiefbros, we can’t accept such a disrespectful death. We demand ANOTHER rematch, with FULL lore scaling for both sides!

And also tired from fighting Thundercunt Ross and MechaGodzilla.

hype up forerunner weapons

never use them

The fuck was that?

Uhh Doombros where was our multiversal scaling?

Mercykill them both, KINGtos

Let's see you deal with an actual opponent then

90 Gigatons? That's it? Not even a single Multiverse?

Didn't need it to kill Chief

Does anyone have the scan of Simon cucking Kyle? Forgot to save it to my meme folder.

*s-sniff* p-please validate my lore wank

Like Shiva laying down before Kali. Master Chief is the most virtuous character in Death Battle

My QUEEN and her two bitches.

INFINITY...BIG BANG! STOOOOORM!

BURN, IN THE EVERLASTING HELLFIRE OF CREATION! BE UTTERLY ANNIHILATED, DOWN TO THE VERY LAST SCRAP, OF DNA

MY MONITOR IS SHAKIIIINNNGGG

It is quite funny to know some people got upset about this gruesome this death was, like did you think a Doomslayer kill was gonna be nice and peaceful?

Post Kratos destroying a building.

No one gave a shit about MC since Halo 3.

lore wank Kratos to the stratosphere (going so far as to bring in a cookbook)

doesn’t lore wank Slayer

What is their reasoning?

What the fuck is that thing in the middle?

The City has too much goofy bullshit. Fucking concept eraser devices are around like 'whatever'

The AI section in both the analysis section and the fight animation felt like just something thrown in so that MC had SOMETHING over Doom Slayer. Almost felt condescending.

Beyond should make her multiversal just for the hell of it like how the new Zelda game finally gave Link a direct way to become universal without wank

more anime fed to DC

Can't wait for the seethe posting

Yeah we did. Never seen Doomguy kill a fellow human like that before. Even Davoth went out less gorily

So when do we get the ACTUAL good shooter match?

Tanks an INFINITE amount of big bangs

So how does Kyle beat that?

la creatura

Doomslayer is a woman?

Same. Doomguy barely fucking talks, he’s barely even human. Trying to get him to “empathize” with Chief on any level is pretty much impossible if they don’t know each other beforehand.

Didn't need it
He's just that good

the cookbook was a nerf

Fill in the blank

Should've been ______ vs _______

It wasn't needed. He didn't use the BFG10000 for the same reason

Kratos needed it because the actual disparity was far too vast (guy who has only done maybe small mountain tier stuff at best vs guy bulldozing through actual cosmic sized suns like he's fucking Superman). Chief and Doomguy operate on the same level and DG can reasonably stomp him even without delving into lore wank.

I mean, they literally admit in a black box that Slayer barely has any AI-powered functions in his suit, so even they know it wouldn’t do shit.

I don't see myself rewatching this shit, it was boring.

Kratos needed all that wank to stand evenly with Asura. Doomguy didn't and they didn't wanna make it seem like he'd pulverize Chief.

They could've just had him get blown up with a BFG shot or something. Glory kill on a human just feels wickedly out of character for Slayer.

Probably. What's the largest construct Kyle or anything Lantern has made?
Kratos would've lost without it and, from the impression I get, Kratosfags are more insecure than Doomfags.

Binary lost to base form Z 18

Chiefcucks, what do we do???

And what's stopping Cortana from just eating her?

They give Isaac god of war scaling because he beat Zeus

Gaara vs Toph, but in Devilartemis 3D, so the spritemaker can’t extort them into giving Toph a free win this time

Deserves way better animation regardless of outcome, best choices

Terminator vs RoboCop

Ben vs Hal

Obviously wrong outcome, but I don't need to see it redone

Yang vs Tifa

Gaara vs Toph

I don't care that much

Tracer vs Scout

Mewtwo vs Shadow

Come on now

Mario vs Sonic

Zelda vs Peach

Ninja Turtle Battle Royale

yeah

Yaang vs Tifa would be Tifa stomping just to spite Rooster Teeth

Would have been kind of funny. But I'm happy with this. If anything I'd maybe ask for Tracer vs Scout just so we don't have to see Overwatch shilling match.

It is funny how much Omniverse fucked Ben over especially with the Chronosapien Time Bomb, if Alien X could at least reverse its effect that'd be multiversal but like they gave that shit to Clockwork who is going to get dumpstered before it could ever hope to pull multiversal time shenanigans. The problem with Ben is that many of his more haxy aliens like Lodestar (tearing apart that 26D toy), Clockwork, Feedback, etc do not have any sort of feats to hang with anything universal+, and he doesn't get to do the cheeky Ben turns into a peak saiyan/kryptonian shtick so all he gets is Alien X and maybe 4D scaling but like even ignoring Green Lantern, any idiot that gets wanked to universal+ probably has reality warping resistance, it's funny how innocuous Benwank was compared to modern VSBW wanking, at least we actually saw Alien X create a universe

Nothing? No one believes Chief is stronger than Doomguy. But he cucked Doom fans out of their lore scaling and Cortana was proven to be the superior AI.

GET FUCKED

Ben vs Hal because it would've been funny.

nigga you still lost

You think if they did Ben vs Hal, they'd reference "time huh" only to subvert it somehow?

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Kyle simply wishes/outmatches that dumb shit away using better reality/abstract manipulation. GG

they didn't wanna make it seem like he'd pulverize Chief.

There was no point in that entire fight where any pretense was made that Chief stood a ghost of a chance. Even Asura was shown more grace, and they had Kratos kill him with a cutscene from Asura's own damn game.

Simon is gonna win, right?

the only argument in Kyle's favor is the life equation which has been stated multiple times that he isn't experienced with using or even used it at all. All I get is that he POTENTIALLY could, but doesn't.

Tracer vs scout if only because this time we might actually get scout's VA this time

Post Kyle destroying a galaxy.

Kyle wishes for Simon to die so he'd win

Isn't this just what the Anti-Sprial did to Simon?

Feels like they could have done the G1 blog's "Master Chief has uh faster reaction speeds and could theoretically bypass durability with the Binary Rifle, but Doomguy is way faster on foot and is comedically stronger than Master Chief and very much gets close and personal with invincibility powerups to basically almost always invalidate Chief's only real wincon" to make it less obscene spitematch

Largest construct

Solar system sized I believe via Heaven's Ladder, but he needed guidance to accomplish it and it was very taxing on him. So yeah, magnitudes below Galaxy Gurren let alone TTGL and STTGL

No one believes Chief is stronger than Doomguy

The cope is real.

I'm pretty sure the only character that would get GOW scaling from PlayStation AllStars is Sackboy since that's the only series besides GOW to have the game as canon
Sackboy doesn't need that since he outscales every series in the game

He catches it like a bug and squeezes it out of existence. Yeah DC says fuck you mecha anime, I came first.

They used it to define the density of the tree. They only “downplayed” it because if they were to use actual Norse mythology to scale the tree, that shit wouldn’t match the GOW universe. It’s about the obscurity of how far they were willing to dig for “lore”.

Yeah and that didn’t work lmao

based

doomcuck isn't even satisfied with this shit

What's with all the mindless DC wank?

Kyle isn't even close to Simon. Simon's only match in DC would be the Overvoid.

Who needs Arceus scaling when you have this

Can you imagine how ridiculous it would have looked if they went all “yeah Doomguy beat a universal demon then beat the god of his omniverse and can also move immeasurably fast because—“ while his opponent was fucking Master Chief?

lol they gave doomslayer ZERO LORE outerversal stuff and he still won

Then made that make no sense in Carol vs Shazam
tho tbf, they made the stronger and faster than superman guy just around black hole punching level.

Yep. Making Simon out to be the indomitable human spirit NLFman will get all the tiktok children talking

post doomguy destroying a galaxy

Duralumin fell out of of a hot air balloon and landed on its feet unscathed

Given that Yotsuba is likely stronger than Duralumin, I think it's safe to say that Yotsuba is at least wall level at minimum. Does Yotsubato have any other scaling feats?

Just because we haven’t SEEN Kyle destroy a galaxy doesn’t mean that he couldn’t!

what?

One day.

Post Kyle destroying a galaxy.

I...can't.

It would've been overkill. Doom Slayer didn't need it to gape Master Cuck.

I mean, that's the whole point of ttgl. Human will winning over everything. Touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable.

Tanked

But he didn't. Did you watch the fight? Anti-Spiral blew Simon down to Lagann and Simon had to pull off a pilot kill in order to win.

Hard to say since its fanfic and Swan got pretty heated back during the dbcast where Simon ended up winning. He also won the G1 blog awhile back. The only thing that could really tip it for Kyle is having mastered life equation which would be complete bullshit

I'll put nothing past the guys who matched Bane up against goddamn Venom.

Yeah god himself trapped simon in a pocket dimension and he just broke out. Defying laws and fate is simon's thing. he bullshits himself to victory through sheer will.

It's pretty funny that they didn't even show the calc for the BFG10000, they just showed it craterize Mars and just never brought it up again

Spawn and Ghost rider watched JOB Slayer and Master SHIT

My BOUNDLESS GODS!!

the battle will start where the last one ended with Alien X following Hal but this time Ben uses more of his aliens

Yeah but have you considered Gabumon?

Doom Slayer only needed his low-ball in order to beat high-balled Chief. It's all about the balls when you're powerscaling you see.

It should have been Anti Spiral VS Anti Monitor

Except Kyle is powered by a boundless manipulating force of power and energy than spiral energy and can omnilock powers that creates powers like the emotional spectrum and the anti spiral/spiral energy. And it's fueled by hopes, dreams, will and imagination.

Shadow vs Mewtwo would have corrected their worst battle of all time. Fucking doomtards wasted an episode

i mean the matchup IS retarded and based solely on lol FPS green guy xD

Pilot kill? Anti Spiral is anti spiral, he can change sizes / forms at will.

It means Simon is stronger than Laggan by that point

The problem with WL Kyle (or even Ion) is that while there were suppose to be god mode he never had any good feats.

...well not on the level of throwing around galaxies, tanking infinite big, or creating multiverses like TTGL has.

And the point of one punch man is that the MC is perpetually bored because he completely removed the limit on his power. Narrative shouldn't have weight when it involves potential NLF wank. Unfortunately the current meme zeitgeist is the cringe indomitable human spirit shit so Simon wins to get DB all the reddit internet points.

disrespectful

Dude the original fight had Master Chief teabagging Doomguy

And it's fueled by hopes, dreams, will and imagination.

so is spiral power. which is endless

What does the life equation even do? And wouldnt it only work on things in the DC universe anyway?

Kylebros… we can’t refute this…

Hitler vs. Stalin, who would win in actual 1v1 death battle?
Hitler was WW1 vet and Stalin was rather successful terrorist so there's case to be made for each

Yeah, did you? I was wrong LAZENGANN took the hit and then Simon absorbed the energy. Turned to STTGL. STTGL broke down at an equal Giga Drill Breaker. Normal Gurren Lagann was able to handle it because of his sheer will power and broke that. Simon fist fought and killed the Anti Sprial, who IS the galaxy sized mech
youtu.be/J3kytewub_Y

i don't need muh multiverse

Yes. Literally sapped his will, set all probability to zero, and put him in a setting where spiral power as a concept didn't exist. Simon just went "lol fuck you faggot" and absorbed the infinite multiverse anyway despite it being 200% impossible

Sounds like a lot like diarrhea of the mouth and made up hyperbole...

Simon wins by feats. It's as simple as that.

Stalin was a fat jew while Hitler was an Aryan soldier.

What are your hopes for the animation?

Will of the Drill reference in the song

Kyle tries to do a “time huh?”, only to get hit by infinite omnipresent missiles sent back into the past by Super Galaxy GL

STTGL and WL Kyle clash with drills that destroy and remake the universe, maybe with Superman and Goku watching in the background

it ends in a fistfight between the two in a white void just like the movie

Samus vs Doomguy

Midway through the fight Samus loses her powerups again and Doomguy has to pistol start.

The problem with WL Kyle (or even Ion) is that while there were suppose to be god mode he never had any good feats.

That never stopped anyone from wanking Golden Experience Requiem.

the best rematch would've probably been Rainbow Horse vs Starscream since at the time Rainbow Horse's series was only at season 2 in a 9 season series so if a rematch happens she'd probably get more stuff and Starscream was severely downplayed that episode so he'd probably get more respect but the outcome would probably be the same except they don't randomly forget something they already mentioned in the episode this time

Nice.

They literally scaled Slayer to someone who created his reality.

wouldn't it be funny if kyle vs simon flops because nobody fucking knows who kyle is and TTGL is way past it's prime in terms of popularity

Fist fight like in the movie only Kyle's ring runs out of battery and Simon drills through him. At the end of the day Lanterns are still reliant on a battery powered ring while Simon it's all him

You really think that after all these years, Death Battle would use consistent showings over maximized?

… which lost to Joker.

In the series' concept, Spiral Power is the power of evolution, generated by beings capable of doing so, like humans and other DNA-based animals, whose spiral double helix molecular structure allows them to get stronger through the generations. Spiral Power is what connects spiral beings to the universe and is produced by the energy generated by gametogenesis in living creatures to keep evolution moving forward. Beastmen, because they do not reproduce naturally, cannot evolve, thus are unable to produce Spiral Power. The amount of Spiral Power produced by an individual may vary and is based not only on its own limitations, but also its immediate will to survive and persevere. According to Lordgenome, the humanoid shape and form is the absolute pinnacle of spiral lifeform with the greatest ability to manifest and control Spiral Power over less evolved creatures.

Spiral Power has both infinite potential and applications - it has been known to regenerate and grow new parts on machines to a universal and multiversal scale, and even create tunnels through space-time. One of its most prevalent applications in the series is in weaponry: Spiral-enhanced ammunition provides phenomenal stopping power, making a simple shotgun capable of damaging a Mugann, while Spiral-based warheads and energy beams demonstrate destructive power far in excess of nuclear weapons. Furthermore, when a being's Spiral Power is truly awakened, they are capable of utilizing this power, outside of weaponry, remaining just as capable as they were with weapons. Another application mentioned by Gimmy in the final episode is the power to resurrect the dead, the only instances of use being when Kamina reappeared to break Simon and Yoko free of their trap. However, Simon and Leeron rejected the idea, seeing it as a hindrance to the future.

Hitler wins if he gets his meth

>Kyle wishes for Simon to die so he'd win

1. Kyle has never shown or be said to have this power
2. It wouldn't affect Simon since he's already overcome it

Still waiting for my GTA free for all

What are your hopes for the animation?

bunch of shit they’ve never done like creating universes

I doubt it. It's likely going to be like Spawn vs Ghost Rider where even if Simon edges out Kyle in stats (and he should) Kyle still wins because he has the entire lantern powers and abilities list at his disposal.

Kyle only outstats if they:

1. Scale him to the stupid omni-battery (and given how he got his ass beat when he fought inside it, they shouldn't).

2. Scale him to Hal Jordan (and they shouldn't, because the guy that beat Kyle during 1 got overpowered by base Hal Jordan).

3. Scale him to that time he had god powers from having all the central battery juice (and they shouldn't, because that was decades ago and has nothing to do with his white ranger mode).

Grandzamboa wasn't the Anti-Spiral, it was his mech. AS piloted it from the AS planet on its head.

Literally no one wants to see Kyle win

He is only known as the GL that is the "strongest" and that his gf/wife got fridged

fist fight is obligatory

GER literally did what it was supposed to. Beat a stand that could move outside the flow of time and reverse its attacks back at him.

NO ONE knows who Kyle is except powerlevel fags.

Most do not even know wally west in the justice league toon as wally. They know him as Flash.

No they didn't. They brought up how they beat him his creator but when it came to talking about his stats they kept him pretty grounded in the gigatons or something

Jetstream Sam hiding behind Jotaro Kujo…

Higher scaling so DC > GL.

Typical Green Lanter shit. Superheroes invented human will defeating evil, Green Lantern is like ttgl for Americans but in space and about making every existence take up the call to being the embodiment of pure hope with a ring that's infinite beyond reality and logic. And since dc is extra versal and a outerverse within a infinity amount of realities/dimensions/realms, a simple construct of a mecha by Kyle can beat it easily.

too afraid to join in

I wanted to see my battle orgy

As long as it does more than Kratos vs Asura.

Halocucks pretending they aren't seething

It's been a long time coming, DoomCHADS.

Wasn’t the whole point of that episode to be a jab at the annoying anti-bronies at the time? I don't think they’d ever take a serious stab at it.

Correct me if I'm wrong but this just looks like a White Anti-Spiral vs Simon fight

Kyle can (seemingly) make a new universe , just like the anti sprial did

Kyle can (seemingly) drain ALL of Simon's spiral energy, which is what the anti sprial did

Kyle can (seemingly) make a mech just as big as STTGL, which is what the anti sprial did

It sounds like a cool match up but I just don't get what Kyle has against Simon's "Fuck you I want it more" logic

I can't even recognize like, 80% of these fags.

Simon vs Kyle exists solely for the runback generated from Hal vs Ben, nobody would give a shit otherwise.

Higher scaling

DC is only 6D. Simon is more than double that

I kinda wanna see Sun Horse vs Ammy, but we're more likely to get Moro vs Tirek

simple construct of a mecha by Kyle can beat it easily.

the anti-spiral literally did that and still got his ass drilled lmao.

Not watching Death Battle again after the Kratos lorewank but I'm morbidly curious

How many universes did they scale Doom Guy to?

yeah but then they started taking it seriously with the third and forth episode

I love the reference to the original fight when Doom Slayer ran and caught the rocket.

I can’t wait for the DCuck meltdown when one of their top tiers loses to something not from Marvel. It’s gonna make Flash vs Sonic look tame.

Kyle can't make a mech that big. Biggest he went was loosely solar system with help

Known as the GL that's the strongest.

That's laughable. There's not a single Kyle form that's top ten lanterns and the top five lanterns on the list are all Hal Jordans.

The entire reason Kyle was picked for this fight was because Simon's corner was afraid of DC's will-god.

Well you see...

0, you don't bring out the good plates for scrubs

None.

None. They lowballed him and he still raped Master Cuck.

Who the fuck is Simon? That fucker that keeps telling me what to do? The one who gets mad when I act out of my own free will and warns me 'I didn't say Simon Says'. FUCK YOU SIMON I CONTROL MY OWN LIFE

I did? Because last I checked, STACYtana low diffed Vega.

That's what's going to happen, no one's expecting this match to get good views, it only exists because of Ben vs Hal's backlash. It's going to be at best on the level of Among Us vs Fall Guys, maybe slightly better

the thing is nobody actually cares about kyle, people ONLY want this fight for the runback
it's gonna flop hard

But you see, if I say (word)versal that means my guy wins!

Listen, you can't beat something that can do whatever the fuck it wants. You can cope by saying...WELL THEY NEVER DID X! If we were to make a character do literally everything, you would never see the end of it.

I get why they went for a gory death, but was impaling Chief's head really necessary?

Zero

Nah nobody knows Kyle. Flash is like the poster boy of powerfag speedsters

spiral energy has what gl has

but no true scale to meta fiction which all superheroes have

the gls share their verse with this abstract boundless energy being superhero myths and reaching heights that have a extensive lore

GL fodderizes TTGL by making a construct of their greatest representation of will and infinite heroism, Superman or just bring Superman and make him the white lantern.

It's a shame Kyle never got to do something like use all the emotional spectrum entities because otherwise we could get some cool ass struggle between STTGL and Kyle channeling all the Entities at once

Doom Slayer is pretty brutal with his kills

Toyotardro character jobbing to a pony character

would be funny as shit since he did just rip the fucker off

BABBLEBABBLEBABBLEBABBLEBABBLE

Morrison...

Simon says KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

Not even DCfags give a shit about Kyle, man. This is like when Jinx killed Harley.

WL shouldn't win at all, he's nowhere close in power.

Simon vs WL is the Asura vs Kratos, WL/Kratos can only win with imagined headcanon wank.

Simon >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Perpetua >>> WL Kyle

No, because Kyle scales higher than gl and anti spiral due to dc being bigger more meta than gl verse

Okay but seriously:

never had a cartoon

never had a movie

never had a videogame

I am 100% sure normies have zero clue who this guy is. How has he had basically zero screentime ANYWHERE, despite being the guy who was supposed to replace Hal?

Kyle is the Meg Griffin of the Earth GLs, anon

Would be funny if that is why he wins. Kyle relying on logic and rules with how his power works and Simon just going no to it

but no true scale to meta fiction

abstract boundless energy being superhero myths

Speak English you fucking faggot

you do not know who cyclops and magik are even with rivals being around?

white lantern hello?

148367228

not a single one

they do not care about a lot of DC characters except when theyre wanked for powerscaling stuffs.

Most did not even know it was Wally who was flash in the DCAU

so Kyle wins got it

Cortana turned Vega into her footslave.

90% of deaths in Death Battle are needlessly cruel and brutal.

I hooe Kyle wins but it’s thanks to some complete bullshit that’s not even meant to be a feat, like Superman being omnipotent cause he can hear in space or Lex “reacting” to Larfreeze
“You see Hal Jordan hurt Dr Manhattan a little so actually all green lanterns are boundless”

Genuinely shocked, I thought Kratos vs Asura set a very dangerous precedent and every single fight going forward where the fighters *could* be wanked ludicrously out of proportion to their actual feats, they would be. And Doom Guy has always been up there with Kratos as the most gassed up loretagonists.

HEAT was some crazy bitches

>but no true scale to meta fiction which all superheroes have

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

Funny how all the arguments for Kyle are literally headcanon that has never happened or even been implied.

Gonna be fun to see the DC meltdown when Simon walks away with the crown.

TTGL itself isn't popular anymore but Simon is currently the golden boy of powerscaling ever since people shifted towards feats >>> lore & statements
When the "nice complex hax ability dipshit" meme gets brought up, people don't even think of Goku anymore, Simon is now the poster child for it

The fight itself wasn't necessary. Doomguy would not have opened fire like he did in the animation. He'd have just walked past Chief unless he actively tried to hinder him just like he did with the normie soldiers in Eternal

he was in Superman TAS

I really don't get why you think the average normalfag wouldn't naturally think something like Hal is the strongest GL but Kyle has like, all the lantern rings so he's the strongest overall

oh yeah Kyle got like all the lantern rings + the white one but he'd still get the shit kicked out of him even with all of those rings by just GL and no additional powerups Hal any day of the week easy peazy makes sense how do you not know this

So…they scaled him to the creator. Don’t be daft.

No they're like some of the only people I recognize. Only know Sailor Moon and Goku for being on Saturday Morning TBS cartoon lineus. Thats about it.

TRVTHNVKE

DC

tranime

Magik is for Kari

Simon would get wished by Kyle embodying fictional easure or simply the overvoid, no simon cant resist it, nlf. And would overtake Simon's will and energy by draining it into himself.

Simon has his fair share of statements and creator stuff. I'd give him more credence since the guy who made Gurren actually looked into and studied stuff like string theory

I feel like DoomSlayer still could potentially be that strong, but he didn't need it at all. I know normal Doomguy lost to Chief back in the day but looking at it logically today, classic Doomguy stomps Chief.

this shit killing me

minor character in STAS who's overshadowed by john hard

comic only

comic only

game no one remembers

game no one gives a shit about

comic only

game with 5 gorillion characters

mobile slop that got shut down

people think that Kyle vs Simon will be another Spawn vs Ghost Rider situation

Kek, Kyle haxstomps Simon what

Spiral Energy is on a different level than anything in DC. I'm saying this as a DC fag.

They weren't giving him stats like nonillions or whatever bs super number. They put Doomguy at gigatons level

and you fags want me to believe this guy is on par with hal?

DC IS 30,476D, confirmed by swamp thing

Post Kyle destroying a galaxy.

Doomcucks got realy lucky that they decided to low ball Cortana.

What can he do? Serious question. Nobody seems to really know what Kyle can do here.

TTGL itself isn't popular anymore but Simon is currently the golden boy of powerscaling ever since people shifted towards feats >>> lore & statements

No he isn't.
More people use Gojo or Goku than they do Simon.

Was Cortana at all a factor in the fight?
I know Chief himself I think you'd be hard pressed to wank him to even a planetary scale, but Cortana has her infinite multiversal hacky thing

Anti Spiral tried that. Didn't work.
Simon's whole schtick is going "no" to hax.

doomcuck seething nobody cares about him

that's because nobody who pitched kyel vs simon has actually read his comics lmfao

You're retarded. This is a stomp for TTGL. Kyle isn't even an ant to him.

Does Simon have any actual feats or is it just all statements and fanboys being retarded again?

Last thread you got them crowing over his “feats” like creating a universe then when asked about it it turned out he never created a universe but just won a mecha fight against a guy that could

True. Comic book characters need to fight other comic book characters. Capeshit hero fans will always use that one comic where their favorite hero destroys the multiverse, but will always ignore the billions of examples of them being useless or jobbing, or ignore the fact that they are generally not even close to being that strong, it was just one author who had some shrooms before writing that one comic.

G-Gurren Lagann isn’t popular anymore!

Okay? Neither is Evangelion, or Power Rangers, or Green Lantern. They’re still genre-defining series that left their cultural mark in history. Just because something isn’t FOTM anymore doesn’t mean no one knows what it is.

IIRC, Ben said they wouldn't have done the episode if Starcream won.

Gojo

When has Gojo ever done anything impressive via raw numbers? His shtick is almost entirely hax

that’s called a NLF, lil bro

She hacked Vega and shut him off but it didn't matter. Chief tried to turn invisible but Doomguy can just see shit that is invisible. He didn't need Vega at all

Does Simon have any actual feats or is it just all statements and fanboys being retarded again?

WATCH THE FUCKING SERIES

Implying ANYONE cares about Halo in the 2020s.

We see Gurren chucking around galaxies and universes like ninja stars while fighting Anti Spiral.

anti spiral

Sounds like a Hal one shot villain.

Master Chief's best chance of victory is just cowering in a dark corner while his bitch does all the actual fighting for him

That's pathetic.

Broly beat Hulk

He quite literally uses universes as weapons, throwing them around like they're nothing.

They better recreate this shot

Dude no one cares about Doom Weirdo winning either.

Just watch the series, it's not that long and is pretty fun. They do a bunch of crazy shit. I think even back to moon sized gurren they were punching mecha outside of reality itself

… which would still be stronger than anything Kyle has fought and won against.

Now... Doomguy and Master Chief will start VIOLENTLY MAKING OUT.

Neither is Evangelion

Always the phoneposter

Top tiers

Kyle

Kyle "Crabmask" Rayner

The one and only reason Kyle is in this fight is because Simon backers are scared shitless of having him match up to Hal Jordan who has so many forms above White Lantern Kyle he could make a sentai team out of them.

It's like if Sonic fans pushed for him to fight Impulse and acted smug that the fight was close.

The runback to Hal happened relatively quickly and was received very well, both because his run as the Specter was critically acclaimed and because John's lantern war stuff was a big hit and firmly established Kyle as "just one of the other lanterns."

White Lantern hello?

White Lantern Kyle souped up on a battery got his ass beat by someone normal green Hal overpowered. He's the most nothing burger lantern power-up of all time. 99% of his power rating is conjecture, just-so statements, and bullshit. But I'll admit that's appropriate since that's also 99% of Simon's power rating.

This

Loses to the COCK.

W-W-Well Chief would win if he had help!

VEGA did literally nothing to aid Doom Slayer except tell him a portal opened...which he'd know if he turned his head five inches to the right.

ENTERRRRR

Uhm, ackshually, those weren’t REAL universes, because they were animated as 2D disks, and universes don’t look like that in real life?

We don't know what Samus' psychic powers are beyond telekinesis
For all we know she could be less Mewtwo and Professor X and more Tatsumaki and Silver

Simon is a featsman with a couple dimensional tiering statements as far as I know

Swan…

Gojo is a hax man so irrelevant to my point
Goku, these days you see that meme of him getting his hand crushed by an elephant go around a lot

If you say so, Halocuck. If you say so. All that bravado and bragging about Chief winning from the announcement day vaporized pretty fast, huh?

Nope. The 6th dimension is the highest spatiotemporal dimension in all of DC's existencce.

Other mentions of dimensions are just pocket universes

Well yeah, they always do that. They kinda just ignored that VEGA is the Father just so Chief had at least one edge, even if it didn’t matter at all.

At least he was actually fast in this one.

He's mostly a feats chad with some statements wank from the movie books and stuff.

I like how Ghost Rider and Spawn are having a little barbeque in Hell after their fight. They literally found common ground.

Kylebros…

Almost all the dicksucking I see in these threads all relies on statements

a minute apart

By the FACE GOD, GIORNO? GIORNO GIOVANNA, the EL CAPO of PASSIONE, from the global hit JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURE, which has had INFINITELY more cultural impact than my OWN SERIES?!? What are you DOING here? HUH?!? You’re gonna use GOLD EXPERIENCE REQUIEM to DRAIN me of ALL my WILLPOWER, rendering me unable to use Lagann to ANY capacity, reducing my power level below that of a FARMER WITH A SHOTGUN?!?THEN, you’re gonna get my RAGS OFF, then use your stand to grow a bamboo plant to grow INTO ME, skewering me ALIVE?!? Then with me held in place, you’re going to FUCK Yoko right in FRONT of me, while using GER to open my eyes each time I try to look away?!? THEN you’re gonna use GER to undo NIA’S DEATH, after I EXPLICITLY SAID I wouldn’t do it, and then have her fall in LOVE WITH YOU FOR SAVING HER LIFE, while she SPITS in my FACE for leaving her for DEAD?!? THEN you’re gonna bring BRO back to life TOO, AND YOUR FRIEND BRUNO?!? And then you’re gonna have Bruno use ZIPPER MAN to put ZIPPER on BRO’S BALLS, which Bruno then proceeds to FUCK IN FRONT OF ME like some BOTCHED TRANNY PORN?!? THEN you’re gonna MUDAMUDAMUDA me for 7 WHOLE PAGES, putting me into a KEK LOOP, FORCING me to watch my WIFE, BRO, and BRO’s WIFE get FUCKED IN FRONT OF ME by EVERY POSSIBLE MAN IN THE MULTIVERSE?!? OVER and OVER, for ALL ETERNITY, even AFTER Pucci resets the UNIVERSE?!? WELL, WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM, BUT A HUGE KEK?!? GIGA YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

ruby vs maka will probably flop since it was made far too late

the lasting impact of RWBY will be having one of it's assets borrowed for the much more popular skibidi toilet

lol

Does Simon have any actual feats

LMAO, Kyle gets called out for not having any real feats and this bozo starts projecting.

Watch the show you fucking clown.

3 weeks of this shit

Grim.

Nope. The 6th dimension is the highest spatiotemporal dimension in all of DC's existencce.

This argument has been debunked btw. The 5th dimension in DC is imagination, not a spatial dimension

I have no idea what a Megaton is, is it just Real Life lorewank?

Schizobro…

MUH HEADCANON

is this the best doomfags can do? make shit up?

It would be cool but Kyle isn't even strong enough to do that

blah blah overrated row row meme

gl does the same but with bling and every species in the universe using this bling, the strongest are literally humans who are gods at this stuff and scale to people like biblical angels and demons

The most used picture for Simon is literally him towering over entire universes.

Kyle being the "strongest lantern, but not the strongest green" was cope started by writers because with Hal's return completely mogging Kyle they realized Dream's statement made way back in Morrison's JLA was never going to happen. It's a polite way of saying that Kyle is stuck way, way, wayyyyyy down the lantern power level chart because the tip top is nearly solid green, or to be more precise green with special non-lantern powers added on.

a ton but Mega

...And Doomguy and Chief will do it anyways.

it's gonna be Kratos Vs. Asura again because Simon only has a 27 episode anime + a movie Vs. 60 years of feats

The anti-spiral is the fucking omnipresent sentient opposite of spiral power personified. A god with infinite negative spiral power that turned its own homeworld into a prison

Only six dimensional

Sad

In a way, Cortana being named the superior AI validated Cortanafag, since this guy clearly doesn't care that Chief got fodderized.

people memed Master Cheif would be deadweight carried by Cortana

turns out it Vega was the deadweight whom Slayer didn't even need

I know man.

Cortana just devours the guy like she did with the Warden Eternal. lol

… in my headcanon where Kyle doesn’t struggle to make solar system sized constructs.

I love Pocky and Rocky!

Pretending Halofags weren't smug assholes for almost a month

Yeah, okay. Whatever you say, Master Cuck.

implying doomfaggot has a cock

Okay?

cortanafags are voreSCOUDRELS

Those look like galaxies

60 years of feats

like what? what does he do? there hasn't been any comic panels showing what he can do. at least provide something

No it really isn't, it's not even Evangelion level. DC has looney tunes and vertigo, fiction within fiction within the real world. They win by simply treating gl like a dumb anime and throw it into the trash.

Nah he was pretty adamant that Cortana would be instrumental in destroying Doomguy. She didn't accomplish shit and they even noted her hax would do nothing to doomguy himself

Anon...those are galaxies

cortanafag is a vorefag

I knew this guy wasn't right in the head.
Wait, seriously? Where?

The creators have gone on to say that they are universes. But they didnt know how to represent it. And to be honest, no one can because we cant escape it.

Why are you posting your fanfiction and acting like it’s fact Kyletard?

He's clearly just using the word dimension as a synonym for altarnate universe/parallel world

His was assfucked by a Mexican named Bueno once, does that count?

TTGL was inspired by string theory, brane space and bulk space. It's a quite a bit higher than the DC cosmology.

It’s amazing how Simonfags are currently crying and calling themselves “featchads” while simultaneously having a huge simultaneois melty over dimensional statements

Doesn't matter. Writers confirmed they were universes, they just had no idea how to depict them visually, so they made them galaxies.

the executor just flat out has ruby's scythe lmfao
youtu.be/HoS7mffQ2YQ?si=lVyHy3uP9cZHYDij&t=561

simultaneois

ESL

Writers confirmed they were universes

did they really?

Sounds like a weaker darkseid. Hals boxed and beaten darkseid before.

Who the fuck is Simon?

Don't get clever

Whip crack, bitch smack to ya mug for ril

and if you think I probably won't you can bet I will

Because fan fiction and head canon are the only justifications for why Kule wouldn't retrocasually get swatted like a bug before the fight even begun

It's canon. Cortana can devour quantum information.

he lifted The Specter who has the weight of Eternity

huge simultaneois

You leave my huge simultaneois out of this, sir.

Remember: he wins.

And if he doesn’t, it’s because he CHOSE to lose. Because he does the impossible!

simultaneois

Oh so Simon is a Statementcuck

Sounds like a weaker darkseid.

Ah I see, you're mentally retarded. Carry on then.

Simon is able to hard stomp Kyle with just 27 episodes and two movies

The feats are basically this meme

FUCK SIMON THE NIGGER. Where's Simon GODmont's matchup?

cortana vore is canon

Even worse.

pretending we don't have access to desu

Stand proud Master Chief... you're strong.

Except for getting a girl to like him more than Kamina

Simon is no-bullshit galaxy level based on what actually happens in the show and movie. He gets swanked to insert prefix here versal based on artbook bullshit and like, taking a dream maze Team Dai-Gurren spent an episode in.

So honestly, he's not that different from an American superhero. Did you see how far the power levels got cranked in Ghost Rider vs Spawn? That's probably what the analysis for the fight is going to be. It's going to be a boring slurry of scaling bullshit with both Kyle and Simon being omnipotent pandimensional megagods but with Kyle taking it because he has a bigger hax library.

Exactly what I said lol They got zero self-awareness

*with the help of the justice league

Prove me wrong.

Honestly he dodged a bullet with Yoko. Every guy she kissed died soon after

OH! Simon from TTGL! I thought you fuckers meant like, Simon Pegg from Shaun of the Dead or some shit.

mega means million

Post Kyle destroying a galaxy.

this cute AI woman is stronger than the God from Doom's universe

Canon btw

Halofags were literally whinging last night about the matchup and projecting about Slayer posting when 99% of the threads were filled with Slayer downplayers and Simon/Kyle cuck wars. One of them even got so salty that they wanted the new Doom game to fail. Don’t try and play victim.

Leave

eternity is time, not mass

the fucking moon theyre on is also infinite mass to endure him too

Nope. DC makes everything smaller than it, no matter how higher gl so call is, it's not getting past the 5th cuz Boundless meta shit makes the gl verse unmade automatically.

reddit.com/r/DCcomics/comments/n4jln1/how_do_dimensions_fit_in_with_the_dc_universe/

You don't even have Kyle destroying a planet. He's that feat-starved. John Stewart has a better feat library.

Isabelle cameo.

G1 already settled WL Kyle vs Simon, Simon won. So we can expect Simon to win this fight.

I was here last night and I didn't see anything like that. maybe you're just sensitive

post it

He kicked Isabelle

Fucker was DOOMed in that instant

they gave the blog to bardock and see what happened

kek

Tdlr no rebuttal

Concession accepted, Darkseid is

I explain it here in my redit thread

LMAO

AY! THE KYLEFAG IS A REDDITOR

Does Gordon have a counter to Isaac's stasis?

Post the Halo 3 rat.

Simon won the DBcast and the G1. Of course Swan can throw a bitchfit and have Kyle win in an episode but Simon has a better W/L record on death battle adjacent shit. Swan is also getting placated by his fanfic Light/Columbo match though so who knows

Unironic redditor

THIS is the best Kylefags have to offer?

Yes, so why exactly is it a stretch that's also what the average layman would believe sans extensive context.

actually Kyle sucks shit even with the entire emotional spectrum + white on his side, all the Lantern Corps suck shit except Green, including their Emotional Entities, hell even the Green Lantern Corps sans Hal sucks shit, the entire history of the Lantern Corps is a humiliation ritual where a bunch of jobbers line up to make specially Hal Jordan look good or whatever villain of the week. The only exception was when Kyle tried to replace Hal and jobbed metafictionally because he sucks shit. God what a fag no wonder his girlfriend got stuffed in a fridge

Fuck him, he can't even get bitches like normal mecha anime heroes

Concession accepted, Darkseid is

fodder to the Anti-Spiral /concession

Recreate the drill clash from the TTGL movie.

Simultaneois - the historically accurate and original orthography of what modern English later corrupted into simultaneous. Early printings of John Lydgate’s Fall of Princes (c. 1431) and the first folios of The Mirror for Magistrates (1559 edition) both employ the spelling simultaneois to denote events occurring with spiritual as well as temporal alignment. Scholars such as Margery Clifton in her seminal (but regrettably out-of-print) monograph Temporalities and Tongues: Evolution of Late Middle English Orthography (Oxford, 1974) have pointed out that the –ois suffix stems from Anglo-Norman influences, distinct from the later crossbreed Latinized –ous endings imposed by prescriptive grammarians in the 17th century.

Thomas Blount’s Glossographia (1656), an authoritative early English dictionary, originally defined simultaneois separately from simultaneous, noting a subtle difference: simultaneois referred to “co-actions borne of natural inclination or divine will,” whereas simultaneous referred strictly to mechanical coincidence in time.

It's true

reddit

But he cucked Doom fans out of their lore scaling and Cortana was proven to be the superior AI.

of course, given bungie's love for all powerful AIs

Post darkseid not jobbing to one single chaos emerald.

F-fuck I'm sorry for daring to ever call you ESL MasterTos... My given Wife is in the fridge if you ever feel like taking compensation for my wrongdoing

SCHOLARTOS!

desuarchive.org/co/thread/148354971/#q148361343

Sorry Halocuck, but I got receipts.

I'd say the odds are 4:1 for Simon. WL has no new feats, and everything was pretty much covered.

reddit

really nigga

what's that supposed to prove?

Gurren Lagann has no feats or scaling

I'm going to assume it's bait and post the meme version instead.
youtube.com/watch?v=90WznJlh3Ew

No, you have to prove yourself right first.

One of them even got so salty that they wanted the new Doom game to fail.

Wow, imagine falling for bait lmfao

Ryu Hayabusa and Sir Arthur are the only ones I've seen for him. The Belmonts in general don't really have any popular matchups

NOOO YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BRING THAT UP!

FUCk. Kratos may be a power level fraud, but his scholarly knowledge is no joke!

Actually why isn't Nekron considered a Crisis level event anyways

F-F-F-F-FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!

If Simon wins mods should have Death Battle threads play this
youtube.com/watch?v=cTXg7BvObC4

Average layman doesn't even know Kyle exists. If you're in deep enough to know there's more than the white and black green lantern you're in deep enough to know what happens in the comics.

Let me help show the gap. This is pretty recent, I don't even think the storyline is a year old.

Woah I'm the white ranger I'm so powerful I can feel all the colors I'm going to beat up the event boss!

All those mentioned

Kyle gurren construct reference nod from the comic

Kyle calling upon the ring spectrum for the peak power boost and then Simon later doing the same for himself with team Dai Gurren images behind him

Kyle trying / successfully removing Gurren from the mech only for Simon to manifest it anew and no sell it

HOLY FUARRRKKKKKK WE'RE SO STRONG, CAN ANYBODY STAND UP TO OUR RAW POWER?

That Halocucks were assmad?

W-what d-does that prove, c-chud?!

Pathetic.

dimensional scaling

Do people think the 4th dimension is inherently stronger than the 3rd? That's not how math works. It's just another axis you can move on, it isn't a literal other dimension/universe nested above the third dimension, it's just another direction in that same universe, that humans can't move along. People treat dimensions like multimultiverses (a multiverse containing smaller multiverses) when that is entirely made up bullshit that makes no sense

KIIIIIINNNNGGGGG

Nah, anti spiral is darkseid and a fraction of the true darkseid, his absolute power over all life and the madness it brings. Nothing can scale to darkseid, because hes not a thing to imagine or surpass or break, he's the truth that's comes and arrives without stopping. Darkseid is. Only Superman can counter because hes the counter part of him and possibly ttgl representing a aspect of Superman/Kyle but Superman is stronger because fighting isn't needed to resist Darkseid unlike anti spiral, only the courage and hope to accept it and rise to endure for a better tomorrow.

Either way Darkseid solos ttgl verse by yawning. Anti Spiral gets absorbed by him too.

Oh no I got my ass beat because I'm forever the potential lantern. This lame-ass alien no one remembers from a storyline no one read beat me. I don't even think he's the main villain of the story he's like his cousin or something idk.

Is that orange piccolo?

That's it? Well...it will be a wash then.

Its almost as if authors have no idea what they are talking about and just throw out words because they sound impressive.

two sentences that don't show anger

assmad

Are you really so angry nobody cares about Coom Slayer?

He immediately countered it afterwards. Such is the power of darkseid

TRVTH NVKE!!!
Superman would also oneshot sissy simon’s mech with one punch

City block crater

Yup yup

no it doesn't. and you're the only one stuttering here

Nice headcanon.

This disingenuous posting isn’t a good look, Halobuck.

Kyle still wins

Actual feats being discussed

Kyle has nothing despite being hyped up for weeks in these threads

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IMAGINE NOW BEING FOREVER HAUNTED BY A FUCKING HEDGEHOG

i'm only here to watch the animations btw and the lastest one was pretty good

Superman > fake ass mecha fantasy trying to rip off heroes

Looks like picrel infected battle boarding too. You're fucked in the head

Now post the solicit for 4 where it showed Darkseid reality warped the emerald and the entire dimension too

y-you're lying

Seems to me, you're the only angry one here.

… in my fanfiction.

Kyle still wins

Kyle will win second place in this DB

Thank you, base Hal Jordan! Your superior will and human spirit was able to beat the event boss when my puny white lantern powers couldn't! I will meekly hold open the portal for you, willgod of will mountain.

It cannot be stated enough how hard Simon fans are ducking Hal. The human spirit guy? That's Hal. The will the impossible to happen guy? That's Hal. The guy that does actual STTGL shit? That's Hal.

Hal was the thematic, appropriate match that Simon fans discarded because they'd rather roll the dice against a lantern they might be able to beat instead of risk it.

CANON!

He's been MIA for years, what makes you think they can get him back?

Didn't Godhead Darkseid literally get bitched though? And only a tiny fraction of it remained and became post-flashpoint Darkseid? That doesn't seem like a unstopable entity that seems like a bitch.

F-F-Fake ass

Literal redditor seething like a BITCH overpeople liking robots more than his dimeless capeshitters lmao

Post the next panel

TIME and SPACE aren't going to mean anything in a minute!

in practice, WTF does this mean?

TRVTHNUKE!!!

now that the RWBY weapons pandora box is open i bet you my ass crescent rose isn't gonna be the only one used

Superman > fake ass mecha

Superman is a fart to the TTGL

Projection

Nignog, you can click that link and see the only asshurt here was from Halobucks that Doom is more successful. This is a really, really sad attempt at twisting it.

who knows, Hyperfly Mister Mind wasn't either

GOLD!!!!
mold.

Picolo Niranjano would fodderize Simon.

Doomfag acting like he hasn't been crying at Ben's feet for a pity win for a decade.

You know it is funny that I thought we would only have 6-7 threads in one day if Chief won, but no DB decided to drop the motherlode of battleboarding.

I think Simon has this in the bag but what's stopping them from going "If Hal can do it, Kyle can too!"

Simon is for KRILLIN!!!!

Not that anon but I clicked the link and it seems like the contempt was a result of how Doom fans behave. And going off the way you've conducted yourself ITT, it's entirely merited

I wanted Simon/STTGL to fight Hal or Getter Emperor. I don't even know who this Kyle guy is.

S-shut up!

Simon gets actual feats posted

Kyle gets incomprehensible fanfiction posted by literal Redditors

mad

k

you will owe me an apology whem simon wins

I mean I thought Kyle Rayner was the one that killed Nekron and saved the day because he was the White Lantern poster child and also that he got all the Lantern Rings at one point, that was what I knew (or assumed for the Nekron shit) long before Kyle vs Simon was ever a thing.

Also, how accurate is that assumption about Lantern Corps history just being jobbers lining up to make Hal or serious villain of the month look good, with maybe the occasional scrap of scaling/feats for them along the way to make Hal look better if they're lucky

That’s not how their rings work, but then again they pretended for Archie Sonic characters so no reason they wouldn’t again

GOOOOOOLLLLLDDDD!!!!!!!
mold…

Darkseid can lose but not go away for good, reality and dc creation needs him to exist and he literally refuses to be overtaken by forces beyond even him. He's like anti superman.

The literal only argument is "Hal did it so Kyle POTENTIALLY can too" because he's a green lantern.

Yeah his actual feats like
*checks thread*
a redditor meltie about dimension and universe statements

Kyle might get the edge in raw power for the same reason Ghost Rider did. Swan looks at the omni-lantern bullshit and just applies upscaling logic until Kyle hits the Source Wall and goes right on through it. Then Kyle gets the power advantage because no amount of artbook wank is going to match up to standing at the top of DC's goofy cosmology.

But if you look at the rest of the story, White Lantern is Kyle is <<<<<<<<< base Hal.

Because Kyle can't? It's like how Wally is > Barry but on a larger scale. Kyle in his super-mode can't match normal Hal and Hal has twenty super-modes to go through.

NTA

Yeah sure. Keep crying. Chin up, halobuck, maybe one day you’ll have a game that doesn’t blow ass again.

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, my opponent can fodderize literal GALAXIES while I can BARELY MAKE SOLAR SYSTEM SIZED CONSTRUCTS, and all my retarded fanboys can do is post their headcanon and spam the thread……..

le hecking Isabelle wholesome chungus meme

Such a forced Reddit thing.

1. Nekron was weak
2. He was the reason for the BL and weak to WL

So like The Joker?

OH NO
FEATKEKS GONNA GO
3-0

The Joker is the third in the trinity, but true neutral

no multiverse bullshit for Doomslayer

fight was actually somewhat fair

stats actually made sense this time

demons got BTFO'd by a regular UNSC shotgun

Slayer lore meatriders in SHAMBLES!

Yeah but after Godhead was bootyfucked only a relatively weak Darkseid remained. He couldn't even regenerate his full power, he's kind of a bitch compared to other manifestations of evil in fiction.

muh universe statements

muh solaris statements

muh Chajravartin statements

FRAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUDDDS

Superman is "the" modern mythical god father for larger than life hero fantasy and power wank. Simon, Goku, even astoboy wouldn't exist without Superman

His fart can solo all of anime and Japanese fiction

it is in it for a whopping second.

Repeat after me: comic characters will ALWAYS beat gook and chink characters. This is a fact.

B-but what—

I don't care about how high you wank your chink, they will STILL job to OPUSvel and DCHAD

I really wanna see Homestuck in Death Battle for the sole purpose of playing with the Heroic/Just factor of a God Tier dying. Like John is chosen and doesn't start the fight, so it can't be Just. And a lot of Death Battle wins are cheap shots and sneak attacks, so it wouldn't be Heroic. The "K.O.!" happens and the analysis starts only for John to come back to life and finish the fight. Or whatever God Tier they pick.

You just proved my point

Darkseid can lose but not go away for good,

He literally was killed, and only came back because of Dax Nouvo. There was a full story arc behind it.

Why is it that DC wankers don't read DC?

Hal consistently gets story lines and plot points where he does the DO THE IMPOSSIBLE SEE THE INVISIBLE ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWA bit. Even in stories where the writers are relatively generous to Kyle and his power and importance, Hal is the one getting the STTGL lines and moments. Simon vs Kyle is as much of a cowardly duck as Sonic vs Quicksilver.

most balanced fight since bowser vs eggman

NOOOOO

I'M NOT OWNED

PLS TALK ABOUT COOM SLAYA

Post TRASHvel and SHITC not flopping in the sales charts to CHADnga.

I KNOW! Leave my Simultaneois out of it!

It cannot be stated enough how hard Simon fans are ducking Hal.

Hey don't look at me, I wanted Simon to fight another mecha guy or that sub-50 IQ moment when I thought he was going to fight Ryuko. This is the work of butthurt Benfags and Redditors.

Android 18

That's right, we're the winners of the only good Death Battle episodes that'll ever be made again. Any questions?

Hal Jordan isn't mainstream either.

And Hulk who got obliterated by Broly.

Lord English VS Superboy Prime

Isn't darkseid spectre level now? And also has the knowledge to get stronger than he was before thanks to absolute verse feats?

If Dax hadn’t, he’d have come back himself. It’s happened before

Broly. Does League count as Chinkshit?

Post fights only you care about

Superman is "the" modern mythical god father for larger than life hero fantasy

Are you a crazy person?

doom slayer is so boring no one is talking about his win

You know at least simonfag aren't using kamina's feats from episodes 1-7 for backup source material for what he can do POTENTIALLY

True Darkseid jobbed out to Pariah having a schizophrenic episode by the way.

kamina's feats

Like fucking Yoko?

I'm surprised they didn't show an alternate ending where Slayer and Chief stopped fighting each other and started slaughtering demons together

Because everyone knew he would win. Its like throwing a baby into a ring with Hulk Hogan.

Meta wise, darkseid literally can't die. Even the presence can't destroy him fully, it's puts him at lucifer level which is outside the dc verse.

Samus and her male concubines

Pariah in that story is stronger than the Presence/GEB…for some reason

Didn't that kekhead Simon get cucked out of his first crush and then his second one dies? Lonely loser.

Post Bowser actually getting Peach to like him.

well I mean that's not really a feat.
because he died shortly after kissing her
you only kiss once

Knowing comics, I'm sure Superboy Prime has some sort of megahax that'd trump even Lord English's broken ass.

With how old Hogan is, if it were a black baby, you could give him a heart attack

exactly, he's that boring!

And he proceeded to worship the obnoxious ntr protagonist-looking douchebag who did it for the rest of his life
Literally worshipping your bull

Muh 90s Spectre story

Darkseid died and couldn't come back, and had to be brought back in a recent mainline event.

This refutes your bullshit. You can't just hinge on some obscure retconned bullshit.

Why are you hiding behind the fodder Kratos and Omni Man?

Darkseid likes playing 5d chess to gain a bigger victory, so he meant to lose like this.

I-If Kamina didn't die, he would probably be in the right knee of Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

Spectre is supposed to be all-powerful God

can't even kill character that got surpassed by his Marvel-clone

Explain this DCkeks

Nice try.

1. It was White Lantern Hal that killed Nekron.

2. As if that wasn't humiliating enough for Kyle, Hal later became a Black Lantern and made Nekron his pokemon slave.

3. If you look at their feats across the various colors, Hal is easily the strongest overall lantern despite what writers might insist.

Swan might go that, because Swan is goofy like that, but it makes about as much sense of scaling Ch'p to Hal.

They forgot about the Darkseid baby and just had Darkseid respawn in his god-mode at the start of Dark Crisis.

It was a forgone conclusion. The most you people discussed was that they didn't go for multiversal Slayer. They only way it would've generate more is if Chief actually won. Not like it would matter because any potential discussion got evaporated once Kyle vs Simon got announced.

Kratos literally won entirely based on things he could potentially do but never proved he could.

BITCHseidbros...

How will Kylefags cope when Simon takes the W?

Am I missing something? This seems to say Darkseid was brought back because the will of God wants him around, rather than his own ability. In a vs scenario I really don't think God should come into play for a screwjob

Darkseid died and couldn't come back

That's been retconned, this is before Morrison made him a literally abstract of meta cosmic existence.

Darkseid’s been “killed” multiple times and reformed, that’s just one such example. The fact someone else assisted in resurrecting him early on one occasion retcons nothing, the wrath of god itself could not erase him

Say

I-it wasnt Hal...

Wait a minute

Cortana went into Slayer’s suit to hack him and shut down VEGA

never hear from her again during the Chief death POV, implying she’s still in Slayer’s suit, unable to stop him from slaughtering Chief, and will stay there

Holy shit, Slayer LITERALLY stole Chief’s AI waifu. He straight up cucked him before death.

doomfags can't even cope about good animation because it was kinda boring.

This was an apology for Ben vs Hal!

They just did this so people would stop saying they have a DC bias!

More cuck spam

Supposedly Spectre is part of the presence/god, so I dunno who/what he’s referring to. The writer maybe?

Chakravartin statement

Does anyone unironically use the Chakravartin omnipotent shit, much less Asurafags of all people?

so are black power rings based on willpower?

This guy has better feats! You can literally see them!

This other guy relies on scaling but if you give him his full scaling he neggs

This is Kratos vs Ashura all over again, but even worse because We KNOW they will give Kyle the full DC wank package... Because they already have done that before...

No one was stronger than mountain level before the timeskip.

They probably thought Cortanna crying out for Chief as she's forced to watch him die was a little too dark for the tone they were going for.

kyle isn't even the strongest white lantern

Show me it happening once more then and I'll accept it.

If you can't do it you have to accept the retcon

People were saying the same about Doomslayer until the episode came out and downplayed him to 0.00001% of his power

Spectre is a vengeful heavenly spirit thing who works for God... At least that was my understanding when I read a few scattered issues over a decade ago. I'm no DC scholar, but I do remember he got pimp slapped by Michael rather easily. Furthermore, whether DC was playing into Vertigo at the time... I do not know

DC wank vs Weeb wank both with no feats

Shit

This gonna be the cope when Simon wins.

Meanwhile Simon would realistically solo DC

It was White Lantern Hal that killed Nekron.

IS KYLE THE FUCKING WEAKEST LANTERN? ARE YOU JOKING? WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE EVEN DO IN THESE COMICS ASIDE FROM GAS HAL UP

Hal has a strange affinity for cosmic power regardless of whether they run on willpower or not. While he was the Specter he was able to tap into the very Logos of Yahweh, something the actual angel part of the Specter couldn't. He's like Doctor Doom. If there's a cosmic energy source, he's taking it over.

not only did Master Chief get cucked out of his AI waifu, he got cucked out of people even discussing it because of Kyle vs Simon

and of course Doom got cucked out of universal+ wank

It's like a cuckbonanza

most of it maybe, Superman could still stomp Simon

I'm think that Jensen vs Kusanagi is pretty popular

Maybe the Spectre just has a weak will. I remember a Joker who was crazier than usual making him lose his fucking marbles for no discernible reason other than he was feeling real crazy at the time. And he was afraid of Parallax

I choose this one next, when Orion killed him he chose to resurrect out of Orion’s body like a chestburster lol

And it wasn't even the first time it happened this season either

Tbh I've always assumed the vast majority of Lanterns were just DC's equivalent to redshirts now I wonder if all the Lanterns are just redshirts and some named jobbers all giving Hal the longest powerscaling handy known to man

He really isn't. Kyle is the Superboy to Hal's Superman.

He's stronger than Guy. I mean, that's not saying much, but there it is.

Team Simon better pray that he wins. If he loses, Simon is going to remembered as the guy that picked a fight with Robin over Batman and still lost.

THAT DOESNT COUNT! ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!

Meanwhile Simon would realistically solo DC

TTGL is no where near that strong. It can't even solo the Image/Spawn verse

If Hal is so much more powerful and also uses will power why wasn't it Hal vs Simon?

He's stronger than Guy.

Is he actually?

I'm pretty sure she does talk though?

goes inside Slayer's suit

does nothing to it aside from disconnecting his (frankly useless) AI

watches Slayer goes MGR on her husbando

Honestly, outside of the ending, I kinda liked the animation.

Can do whatever he wants because of human will

ummmm, he wouldnt be able to beat these guys because...he just cant!

Because Kyle vs Simon was astroturfed by Ben 10 fans as the salty runback for Hal vs Ben, but they knew they couldn't really back anyone legit that could also beat Hal.

Bowsers a faggot

Doomfags SEETHING because Slayer didn't get nonsensical and retarded multiverse fanfiction wank, and instead had a fair fight against the Chief

The Belmonts don't have any equal matchups. The best I can think of are the early Joestars (Jonathan and Joseph), Alexandria Trese, or Arthur from Ghosts n Goblins

she couldn't do anything anyway because slayer doesn't need any suit electronics to kill jobber chief

What comic is this from?

Think of it like how other Kryptonians compare to Superman or how other Saiyans compare to Goku. There's the guy, and then there are the guys standing in the background as the guy does cool shit.

Because the match was pushed by power scalers that wanted to see a lantern die after Hal killed Ben and played it tactically. They're intimidated by Hal, because Hal is the willgod, and they don't want to hear the hosts say "In terms of willpower, Green Lantern had it all over Simon the digger." So if you want to see Superman die, but know you can't beat Superman, who do you go after? Superboy.

Meanwhile, what Mithra's been doing these last 3 months:

Simon can tank universe busters!!!!

Simon can destroy universe busters with just his fists!!!!

Gets beat up by a chicken guy

Simonsissies...I'm getting a little scared

Would Spawn and Ghost Rider really just stand there while Master Chief gets massacred by Doom Slayer unprovoked

Is there anything even electronic in his suit apart from a communicator?

Hal is really gonna be the Kylefags cope LMAO

You say that like the Image/Top Cow/Spawn verse wouldn't be able to one shot most of DC

>Can do whatever he wants because of human will

Doesn't mean shit to Spawn, he's human a with will, he made God and the Devil his bitch and willpower wise can literally rewrite Simon into a femboy property cuz fucking being a true omnipotent being > fearless nigh omnipotent mecha and power

Eh, Hal still would lose to Simon in terms of will power. He lacks the hax

I want to say it's because of salty Benfags, but if they really wanted revenge then why didn't they choose Hal instead of the lantern normalfags don't even know? I guess they just assumed that because Kyle was a White Lantern (and apparently not even the best one at that), they thought he was stronger than the Green Lanterns. The only real thematic link that Kyle has and Hal doesn't is that he was a "successor" (real frickin orignal).
I hope downplayed Doomslayer catches on in the community.

Honestly, outside of the ending, I kinda liked the animation.

I didn't, they barely even traded with their guns

Homosexual fantasies

Um... Spawnbros?

It's Sage vs Bowser's army all over again.

Post Spawn being omnipotent.

Kylecucks have accepted that defeat is inevitable and is now preparing excuses

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA!

this is canon now

DC is still on top. If you add composite Warner bros verse. And even then Superman and the entire hero roster or villain roster can take on anything the image verse throws at them.

I FUCKING CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN’T!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kyle loses the Death Battle

They demand a rematch, but with Hal this time instead

Hal loses too

I mean Gohan killed Cell, Broly required Gogeta and uh Vegeta can combine with Goku and is like his rival
Do the other Lanterns get to do anything that isn't in the service of padding out Hal's resume

Anon, that's Jr.

Simon should have fought Jonathan Joestar.

Hal doesn't need hax, his will power is better than any anime hax that exists, or he has endless anti hax hax. The kid are gonner

PEDOtos…

DCbros feel so threatened by the Image verse they’re ducking behind Warner Bros cartoon characters

They should have just put in Hal to begin with. It's more thematic.

Was anyone else expecting the music to be more death metal than what we got?

what the Hell? Is that Nihilister from the very successeful game Nikke Goddess of Victory?

his will power is better than any anime hax that exists

What does he have?

Hal is protected by being the writer of death battle and literally does a bugs bunny gag where he shuts down Simon with a giant boot to stomp on the robot.

Do you not know about anime Demonblade?

Nothing that would let him beat the average Umineko character.

Its another cosmology wank match

no...

Sees post that clearly implies she's jumping on the bed now that her parental figure is gone and immediately assumes the worst

What a dirty mind you have...

The weakest Fairy in Touhou can solo the Doomverse with negative diff

I hope you haven't forgotten your master, battle boarders.

Yeah, I think it's more an attempt at Archie Sonic vs Wally and less Gohan vs Superboy and they didn't actually know that every Lantern sans Hal actually blows like nobody's business

Nice try, EPSTEINtos, but the jump button is X, not O.

Well he has bigger and better willpower than the entire cast of ttgl feat wise. And he's scales to infinite outerversal allies and enemies.

Again what's changed. Bowser is still a faggot even with a faggot son.

didn't this fag fart himself to death?

kyle is a fraud

hal is the STRONGEST

Where does the Green Loontern rank among the Lanterns?

It's called the life equation or the source wall.

he just does

ok

Featherine victims.

Jobs to Judge Doom's dip

I love comics.

completely powerless against Michael Jordon's dog

more like our Jester

Only in response to Kratos lore wank. Does it make sense? No. But if Kratos gets literal interpretations of his poetic language, then Asura might as well too.

To Hals penis along with Featherine

youtu.be/9ly35NQfZw8?t=44
A Lantern Ring is a nerf.

RIP Mister Cheeks and Cucktana

Canon
Headcanon

Cortana won.

Can I make the next thread?

sure

No one is going to be happy regardless of the result because the losing side and the winning side are going to be at each others' throats for longer than BenHal.

Hoinestly, wanking Doomslayer gets really retarded really quickly

All WADs are canon

Doomguy is omniversal

Chief got those masterful ass cheeks under that armor, yes

Nah canon.

Beware my power bitch

this artist is really bad at drawing universes

>All WADs are canon

Why didn't Death Battle use H-Doom for any of Doomguy's feats?

cortana doing nothing as Slayer rips and tears Chief a new one

Bowser is still a faggot even with a faggot son.

seething eggcuck

AAAAAACCCCCCCK!

That depends. are they under the age of consent? then they're exactly Hal's type

Eggsises just sit back and let their daughter be sodomized by terrorists

Where's the rage, where's the fire they had during the waiting period?

Just wait until they have Composite Goku vs Composite Sonic, rather than just want to die, you'll straight up explode.

Kylebros calling Hal for backup

Gets oneshot by a kid

no
that suit only has tecnology so doomslayer can carry vega around

Batman prep is metaversal and Boundless, he can even beat the 4th wall with prep time.

They didn’t want to make Cortana turn traitor mid-battle to taste Doomguy’s BFG.

matchup happens

It's just 2 guys flexing

That makes sense. Everyone focuses so much on Asura’s feats that bringing in statements feels out of place. The only statement I found reasonable is directly from Chakravartin stating he destroys and remakes worlds/universes in a cycle. That lines up with him and his golden statue sucking up galaxies or whatever. Everything else is just Asura having insane visual feats and I found the game is very “do shit, don’t explain”, especially near the end.

new thread

I wanted Tifa laying the Smackdown on Yang, but Gaara crushing Toph to death would have been nice.

At least the Chakravartin stuff comes from the devs since Asura’s bestiary isn’t written by a character in universe.

That's a really fucking stupid matchup. If you go with basic bitch gear Jack stomps because lul magic and you can't counter it with artifacts since you can only carry 5 with 2 of them being anti-rad ones, If you give Strelok an exoskeleton to dmg resist plasmids, you can then give the big daddy suit to Jack so it's a stomp again.

I'm not aware of the anime outside of only watching the first episode (mainly from discovering porn from the 14 yr old [I call bullshit, no 14 yr old has that body]).

So a mech miner is fighting someone who can hold back the big bang?
Are they out of ideas, and failed to make an actual close call debate?

hold back the big bang

been there done that.

You're really going to live the next month in your own head, aren't you KEK