it's time
Death Battle
GODZILLA’S GONNA GO
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So since they came out on same weekend which episode do you think was actually better
Blaze VS Starfire
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or
Doomguy VS Chief
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Should have been Simon vs Hal. Maybe it would have been a fair fight then. They still can't beat Gurren Lagann's logic though
Reminder that Kylecels cry themselves to sleep with GFE Vtuber ASMR
Would it have been better if the sharty hack stayed longer or right before this episode dropped?
KWAB!
who bullies Shinji? don't say Asuka
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BITCH CHIEF
Chief vs Doomguy already has more views
Simon took his gf, next month he will take his life.
what's Gurren Lagann's logic?
Vtubers
Not even Paul brothers level
chief winning would spelled disaster levels of seething after kratos
of course they decided to be sensible for once
animation
Blaze vs SF
analysis/verdict
Chief vs Slayer because they surprisingly kept it grounded.
No shit.
Simon (Prounounced She Moan) is Doomed. He's joining Aniki (Kamina) in the sky.
Any Super Robot that has enough firepower to pierce an A.T. Field.
BEHOLD THE KIIIIIING,
ANNIHILATING EVERYTHING, IN A SEA OF FLAMES
WITH THESE MACHIIINES,
I’LL FABRICATE A NEW REALITY, IN RESEMBLANCE OF ME!
can someone do a brotha a solid and tell me some feats for these two? not familiar with them?
Could Chief/Doomguy beat him?
I kind of like the Blaze VS Starfire one more at least from animation standpoint. They also went into more
They still can't beat Gurren Lagann's logic though
They have out matched and rivaled the kings of toonforce the Looney Tunes
Nope. GL corps > TTGL
We like to post the other side's HERO being HUMILIATED and KEKED by our HERO, but it's really just our thinly veiled desires to have GAY SEX with them. I won't name names, but I think you know who we are.
Simon's spiral energy is his power which is just willpower. Kyle (not even the strongest Lantern) can drain willpower instantly.
Should have been Simon vs Hal. Maybe it would have been a fair fight then.
Cope. Simon would stomp the entire Corps. All the colors. And the rest of the DCverse too.
But it is funny that you've conceded that Kyle loses after getting humiliated in the other thread
Really just about anyone that can fuck with him mentally could.
Doing something regardless of logical possibility.
Not novel shinji
OFFICIAL 2024-2025 DB RANKINGS
Bowser vs Eggman
Ghost Rider vs Spawn
Shigaraki vs Mahito
Master Chief vs Doom Slayer
Joker vs Giorno
Omni-Man vs Bardock
Amogus vs Fall Guys
Kratos vs Asura
Simon vs Kyle will most likely be going near the top btw
DCucks hiding behind crossovers with Looney Tunes
"Kick logic to the curb and do the impossible"
Simon grew to the size of a multiverse and chucked universes like ninja stars, Kyle was raped by a fat Mexican.
Nope. GL corps > TTGL
Delusional. The TTGL would destroy their universe. No more Corps left.
Lend me some toonforce Bugs, this is LAGANN we are up against...
Chief winning could've potentially overshadowed Kyle vs Simon.
Yeah.
Depends who animates it. For all we know it could be shit and they don't use Will of the Drill for the music
It's not even close.
Simon will humble Kyle.
Simon would stomp the entire Corps. All the colors. And the rest of the DCverse too.
Cant even stop Superman or The Flash, let along the GL Corp, he'll the teen titans can probably beat them
Cope
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
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ftfy
they don't use Will of the Drill for the music
They won't. Commissioned tracks never get used in official episodes.
Doing something regardless of logical possibility.
So Solid Snake could beat the GLC? I'm guessing he would do to Hal what Deathstroke did to Kyle
Leaning Blaze VS Starfire. There was more passion in it
Cortana being forced to watch how her HERO is gutted like a fish and forced to live inside his killer's suit
What's Kyle from pulling a Hal and time traveling to end the fight?
Probably the case but would be a massive letdown for people. That track is part of why the ep idea got popular
We know Kyle loses. What does Hal have that beats this?
ESL Jordan…
Gurren has omnipresent time travelling attacks. Kyle tries that only to be met with a planet sized missile to the face wherever he goes to.
Honestly, from what I'm reading, Kyle is a fraud. Simon beating him doesn't really sound all that impressive.
Apparently GL can shit time travelling missiles.
tdlr
Superman punches that anime shit like fucking Mike Tyson to literally ban anime physics
GL corp fought the spectre and won, fuck your wank lagann
America > Japan
But it's viewcount will be utterly in the shitter.
When's the next FPS match and what will it be
Lmao what the fuck
Anti Spiral tried that. Gurren even at its mid levels does attacks across space/time to counter
They could easily pulled the "luck" element of chief (aka the bigger bullshit than anything the slayer could ever throw at him) yet they didn't and everyone is better for it
THIS is supposed to be a top tier DC character?
When's the next FPS match
Two years from now.
what will it be
Gordon vs Isaac.
Canon crossovers. WB owns them both, and Bugs Bunny is an official member of the Justice League. Continue coping.
Gordon vs Isaac (yes I know DS is a TPS shut up) should've been done a long time ago
DOOM SLAYER VS FNAF creator
lmfao
Doomfags really bringing in the big guns.
Pretimeskip Simon has more willpower than all the GL Corp combined.
Amongguys that low
animation was fitting for both franchises
Way less controversial than kratosura or omnidock.
Why so low? Don't say cause it lacks "muh nostalgia"
Gurren has omnipresent time travelling attacks
GL can control time manipulation entirely and the flow of existence. Or they can just hack/cancel their bullshit with more willpower plot breaking power.
TTGL isn't looking too strong here
Swap Amongus VS Fall Guys with Omnidock and that'd be accurate
which Metal Gear characters could beat Chief in a bare knuckle fist fight
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE BUGS BUNNY SAMA PLEASE SAVE ME FROM BASE GURREN LAGANN SAVE MEEEEEEEEEE
Headcannon
Big Two (Marvel and DC) are the most incosistentiently written comics level. One issue you have Superman going so fast he's breaking the bounds of infinity. Another issue will have him job to fucking Toyman. There's also things were writers want to hype up or spite characters, so you have Spider-Man beating up a Firelord, a herald of Galactus.
GL can control time manipulation entirely and the flow of existences
Thats basic shit for GL not even close to its peak endgame. It can also manipulate probability and make it so the ring shits out
Anyone in Rising
1 hour after Simon vs Kyle is announced Kylefags already accepted that Kyle will lose and are coming up with copes like "Hal would've won"
Doesn't look too good for DC desu
Bugs: Nah Doc, Supes has got my back, he's way stronger than me.
Anyone from MGRR.
I don't believe Kyle has ever time travelled with the ring himself. Been time travelled, and interacted with a time travelling Hal, but. Even the strange time stuff in Rock of Ages and DC 1,000,000 he had little involvement in.
I liked both. Give the edge to the first since it had a post fight scene
Pretty fucking funny. I've never seen this level of cope before.
I've seen time and time again that the higher your dimensional level, the infinitely more powerful you are. To make this clear: A character like Eugene the Jeep is considered 4D, which would make him universal, even though he has no actual feats showing that. He would also be granted immeasurable speed just because of his higher-dimensional being, despite the lack of feats.
This means he could potentially solo a verse like One Piece, Invincible, or any 3D verse with no problem.
But what if a person has a strong hax?
Well, since that would be a "3D" hax and Eugene is 4D, it wouldn't work on him, even though he has no resistance to it. You could have the power to mind control an entire galaxy's worth of people, but until that mind control becomes 4D it's not doing anything to him. And yes, that's how they say it should work.
Thanks to dimensional scaling, a character like this basically becomes unstoppable to a 3D character or verse.
A skull (MGSV) squadron can beat him up fair
The day isn’t even over yet people are already going “HAL WOULD’VE WON” and “DC HAS CANON CROSSOVER SCALING WITH LOONEY TUNES”
It can also manipulate probability
So can Simon with probability altering missiles. Kyle stlll wins though.
Simon is Goku, and Kyle is Superman here.
Sunny in MGS4
So GL is even more screwed. It can also create its own abstract ideas like infinite outerversal strength and inscalable energy force manipulation.
Gargoyles getting a comic with the Fantastic Four, when are we getting Gargoyles vs TMNT
Surprised TTGL being so popular despite ending 20 years ago.
in my headcanon
Kyle already got rocked in this matchup twice. Simon is just cleaning up with the 3-0
Good fight with fun analysis, but they also did it 4 years too late
Oh, for goodness' sake, HAL!
Yes, his name is Deathstroke, and he takes down entire super teams for his living.
because its fun
Something something Bugs scales to tom and jerry which have xianxia scaling.
It defined an era of anime. Plus, it had a theatrical re-release not too long ago with a new dub. Trigger has been trying to recreate the hype from Gurren Lagann ever since making it
Why the FUCK is EVERYONE in comics a fucking KEK?!?!?!
List of Master Chief feats
Stopped the Covenant
Knocked out the warrior Kratos in one blow
Evaporated an entire Covenant fleet by blinking
Fought with Spawn to a standstill
Threw a plasma grenade faster than Reverse Flash could react
Successful in killing Frieza via energy sword
Activated his shield in reaction to a Black Flash
Prevented the second raping of Invincible after fighting off five Viltrumites at once
Outsmarted Columbo
Directly attacked a Stand with his bare hands
Defeated Popeye in an arm wrestling match
Killed one of Darkseid’s avatars with a Spartan Laser
Shook all of Gensokyo by taking one step
Sealed the Legendary Warrior Wukong with his Shield Barrier
Scared The-One-Above-All
Flattened the DC Cosmology
Willed Anon Babble back with Cortana
Gave up his Death Battle win to avoid humiliating his bro Doomslayer
Kyle can steal that energy from Simon as a energy manipulator though. All the missles turn to cookies for example
BEAST!!!
someone needs to stop the rats, they're too powerful everywhere you look
There hasn't been any Japanese media worth reading or watching since then. Nothing to supplant it. Just disposable media like Jujitsu Kaisen and My Hero Macademia.
Simon can just do the same. He absorbed an infinite string theory multiverse
Got around to watching Doom Slayer vs Master Chief
Covenant calls MC a 'Demon'
Doom Slayer kills him
Never mind. I breathed a loud sigh of relief. I don't need any more cuckolded superheroes
Chiefs canon power of luck ended up being a non-factor
Also not taken into account is what is actually required to survive a atmospheric rentering
Chief fought armies while Doomslayer just fought mindless hordes yet Slayer has more combat experience?
Then again it's not like these factors would have mattered as Chief has nothing that can save him from the BFG or Sword
How is he going to if Kyle steals it first?
...in bizarro world that is
cuckshit has never been worth reading, guren lagann sissy
No lies detected.
It's a shit ripoff of gaigao series
It's not that ttgl is popular, it's that gl is irrelevant
Do it anyway. Anti Spiral did the same exact thing. He took Simons will, locked him away in an infinite multiverse where spiral power as a concept didn't exist, set all probability of pulling any hax to zero and all that other shit. Simon just went fuck you and did it anyway
Now that I think about it, though, Kyle did snag her. I completely forgot about this
If a Batman character is on panel you’re about to witness unprecedented levels of jobbing.
Read the rest of the page. He's literally two-timing her and just ditched the number two lol
cuckshit
Comic books out of NOWHERE
But can Master Chief force 343 to make a good game?
What happens when that stolen energy is auto haxed into kyle absorption thus has spiral energy and his own, and even then he has more powers than simon.
The chief of console shooter slop takes his rightful place: under DoomGOD's boot.
u? mad.
ENTER
cuckshit has never been worth reading
Both Kyle and Hal are cucks canonically speaking
Canon.
Genuinely what the fuck were they thinking with this season
no because i dont want to see the one free man lose
Got stuck in a Matrix maze
It worked
Needed the ghost of Kamina-sama to come rescue him.
There's no ghost to rescue simple Simon this time. His will gets broken.
>Comic books out of NOWHERE
Yes, that is your post. Why did you say that, cucky? Why do weebs love cuckoldry so much?
No, ENTER HIM!
Lot of requested Death Battles. GLfags think their fodder is as powerful as Simon
Try harder :)
yeah them too, I hate capeshit just as much as normie gainax slop.
I, Doom SISSY, JOBBER of the universe, humbly kneel to:
Master CHAD-sama, the greatest FPS protagonist and my master.
Quake Ranger-sama, my one and only true love and other master.
Security Officer-sama, who I will never become stronger then.
Duke Nukem-sama, who my daddy warned me about.
B.J. CHADkowicz-sama, who easily manhandled me like the lowly chud I am.
Samus-sama, who beat the shit out of me so hard I started being attracted to femdom almost as much as I am attracted to men.
Soap-sama, whose noob tube crushed my ass-womb entirely to the point I cannot bear Ranger-sama's children anymore like I wished to.
Guardian-sama, whose paracausal abilities gave me uncontrollable orgasms so massive even the anal rape from Master CHAD-sama can't compare.
Gordon CHADmen-sama, whose gravity gun I am afraid of.
Halo 5 is pretty gud doe
I would consider Slade, at least as I knew him back in the day, more of a Teen Titans guy. Maybe through a tangential connection to Dick... But Slade's a special case in general
Simon can just summon Daddy Kamina's ghost again by offering to let Kamina cuck him again
Why do weebs love cuAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKK!
Accept that's no where near as powerful as a energy manipulation or willpower embodiment beyond dimensional scaling which the emotional spectrum is. Plus kyle has the life equation, he overtakes what Simon wills to take. And he auto locks it with divine power that is literally outerversal, the source
i forgot how insane /hg/ can be
They lost motivation and gave in to the 'community'. It's all downhill from here.
Kamina-sama help me please this is base Kyle!
Simon overpowers him anyway. Ultimately Kyle is reliant a tool which can run out of juice
KEKAROO!
Is Call of Duty EVER going to make an appearance on Death Battle?
When did these threads become just actual name calling and schizo posting?
Roxas vs 9S (Nier Automata)?
TROONguy KNEELS to gordon freeCHAD, who singlehandedly NUKED all doom clones out of existence, EVISCERATED doom-like game design and KEKED arena shooters with counter strike
Simon dies crying as his will is broken by no one's favorite lantern.
KAMINA I FAILED YOU
You shouldn't have laughed at Swan. Now Swan will take his revenge.
He fought John Halo last year
Kyle loses his hand
Can't use his power anymore because it relies on the ring
Simon's spiral energy's source is Simon himself
It'll end like the Goku Black vs Reverse Flash
gaigaogear
series
It's a fucking Getter series.
they'd have to mention Zombies lore which is stupid as shit and currently still going after the story reboot
when a bunch of insecure losers consooming lowest-common-denominator series with no real argument to their name were given a scrap of attention
The white lantern ring is infinitely charged. Simon can't overpower a scale he can't imagine or understand which is the source. Simon might as well be yaweh at this point.
Nothing really impressive about Call of Duty soldiers. What feats do they have? Multiversial levels of dying for Israel?
If we can convince the crew that Richtofen isn't actually a Nazi, then they might do Richtofen vs Medic.
I want to say last year. Though, they've been on a downward spiral since the wait between season 9 and 10.
If they listened to their community they wouldn't have stalled out their KS with Traveler vs Aang
But Asura, the one wasn't-a-hit wonder from 13 years ago isn't?
TTGL is like, one of the few watchable animes
Post Fallguys vs Among Us is when it devolved, even when the series was dead it wasn't this bad
”Lend me your feats, Hal. I don’t have any and this is base Simon I’m up against!”
Roxas probably wins given the numbers we saw for Sora. Besides, Brother/Father Nier is better thematically for Roxas. Though it would be even better for either to fight Xion.
you sound like you exclusively watch mcu and eat sugary cereal while you browse reddit.
That's just a bitch being a bitch and cheating, not watching your bro plow the girl of your dreams while you curl up in a ball. Kyle instantly recovered and is still building his harem. SHE-man was scarred and emotionally crippled for the rest of his life.
Roxas solos Nier even with his one Keyblade self.
That ring > the entire ttgl cosmology. And the ring is part of him as much as Simon's spiral energy is his.
Uh... they have Spawn as a combatant?
Kylecuck melty
"HAL LOST TOO?! DAFFY DUCK PLEASE HELP MEEE"
What feats do they have? Multiversial levels of dying for Israel?
Well I mean, Zombies is canon to the main continuity of the games now, and Zombies has reality warping gods and shit so
Asura doesn't matter in his own fight, it was entirely about wanking Kratos who is still incredibly relevant and popular
A rip off of all superhero capeshit and ahonen anime before it but more flashy and autistic.
seethe
Never watched TTGL but Simon's bullshit seems the closest to actual omnipotence, and it's immune to NLF arguments since doing things that aren't possible is the whole point of his gimmick.
Reality warping gods that die to bullets
Thread wide DCuck meltdowmn
Hundreds of millions of units sold, providing an automatic audience for Death Battle.
Not really. You do some weird time travel quest and destroy the multiverse via a paradox or something. You never fight the Shadowman or Monty as far as I'm aware
Chief vs Doom was underwhelming
Post Kyle destroying a galaxy.
yeah u mad
I stalled out when Kamina died. Can't fucking stand that bitch SHE-man.
Simon defies logic through willpower. Honestly, he's basically anime toonforce but instead of being powered by comedy he's powered by the human spirit of never giving up.
i think even quake ranger could stand a chance against chief. that lightning gun is too retarded
People only care about the Zombies side of things since they have weirder lore and sci-fi weapons.
Not even sure why people get emotionally invested into this. Half of you will just look bad when Kyle loses.
it's not even in Top 5 Gainaxslop, redditbro
Roxas
9S ain't coming out of that one m8
I insist!
Hmm you sound upset...
Would people give as much of a shit about the winner/loser if the fights didn't end in death? Genuinely, it feels like most of the time people only get upset because they're watching the character they like more get humiliated and murdered.
Nikotroon melty
ESL melty
Mostly that anti-climax dragged things down.
except when your bull is fucking the girl of your dreams, then you gotta give up and kiss his ass forever
u sound mad :)
DB accused of having a DC bias
Batman has lost three times
Every Superman/Goku fight ends with them shittalking Superman for being a bad character
Wonder Woman lost to fucking Rogue
Lobo lost
Bane lost
Batgirl lost
Deathstroke lost
Green Arrow lost
Harley Quinn lost
Red Hood lost
Lux Luthor lost twice
Superman: Guys, these kids giving you trouble? Ill take it from here
Yup, u mad :^D
… to Marvel characters.
Kingdom Hearts' scaling is stupid (just like the series itself) where the weakest heartless are a serious threat and the nobodies are stronger than the heartless by a wide margin
Simon stomps Superman too
mad little parrot :)
Yeah, so if anything they have a Marvel bias.
Nikotranny meltdown
it's not the whole point or his gimmick. It's a theme but it's not a power. Superman ignores and overcomes enemy attacks all the time, as do most capeshit characters
anime toon verse op
then why is it piss weak in the srw verse and fucking gundam can match and scale to it
148369380
Saar, this board is full of people like you. Maybe you should go there.
...in his mental fantasies while he closes his eyes to drown out the sound of Supes fucking Yoko and Nia (canon characterisation)
Doomguy has been through Columbine wads
Uh are you retarded or what? The real robots are the ones being scaled up.
The Gundams literally grew to the same size as Tenga Toppa Gurren Lagann for the boss fight against the Anti-Spiral.
It kind of makes sense to me. 2D characters are so ineffective against me that speaking of fighting them doesn't even make sense, they are invalid against me.
Kyle was a joke that went too far.
That's why no one is batting for it now, that it is exactly one month away.
everyone knew who would win to the point there wasn't an alternative ending scene or anything and also the fact that the mere presence of one would had caused too much unnecessary seething towards the implication that Chief COULD win against the Slayer.
Simon is closer to something like the Overvoid that transcends creation itself, not insignificant ants like Superman who's just an alien with some superpowers
damn no wonder he's so strong, he has meme magic on his side
Columbine shooters can kill Doomguy
They destroy Chief
Not in your wildest weeaboo dreams. Supes is over metaversal with any and all fictional outerversal scaling the most he sets the example as the greatest and most popular superhero myth and character in the world
Superman ignores and overcomes enemy attacks all the time, as do most capeshit characters
Superman gets boddied a lot too, Simon is beyond that,
9S
side with him to fight A2, she tosses the fight to him
he still falls on her sword and hurts himself anyway, squeals and writhes
most popular superhero myth and character in the world
That's either Spider-man or Batman. And that's only if you don't count manga superheroes.
search the image on google
LITERAL REDDIT
OH NONONOONONONO
reddit.com
reddit.com
Kyle decimated
Hal stomped in the dirt
They have to rely on Superman at his absolute best now in hopes of beating Simon
My god, morale for them is going down fast.
at least they haven't stooped so low as to have vtubers as fighters
Superbitch jobs to Mxy who is 5th dimensional
Simon is 12th dimensional
Simon got bodied constantly. Half your feats of him "overcoming" needed him to beg Kamina Aniki to save him and fuck Yoko in front of him again
Gura is retiring, time for her to fight Jeff the Shark or Spongebob
I guess gundam has anime toonforce as a natural ability to adapt to their suits and specs then. The go nagai mechs are beyond even that.
Superman is above the overboid to. GG TTGL
Yet.
Why do crossovers have wacky scaling hm?? Shouldn't they make the most perfect of sense hm??
You stupid?
He has no limits!!
google image search, vs
literally browses reddit
Yuck
Superman is the most recognized hero on earth. He's beyond statistics and material fame. His presence will inspire even the Gurren lagann crew and make Kamina cry in happiness.
natural
crossover
Because defying the odds is the most common protagonist trope in all of fiction, but in this crossover neither one of them is the protagonist. Do you think you're a cartoon character by any chance?
Superman is the most recognized hero on earth.
Wrong.
DC dimensions has no spatial tiers like weak lagann l, they are tracendant non scaling imaginary realms. The speed force > spiral energy and all it's weak dimensional levels.
Crazy people talk
Superman is #4 in American comics, and American comics are failing.
We all know nips don't believe in God. Fucking gook heathens
DC dimensions has no spatial tiers
Myx made it clear that they did, and it went up to 6.
Superman is a icon that's more famous than any mythological non christiant god, accept it.
Sorry replied the wrong guy!
Mxy made it clear that DC's spatial tiers are not other verse's spatial tiers, for example the 5th dimensions is not a conventional spatial axis it's the realm of imagination and omnipotence
Mxy ain't the end all be all of DC cosmology. Do better.
Vishnu has more followers than Jesus or Superman
I'm willing to bet the average Japanese man or woman knows about Jesus
ENTERRRRRR
But not more media exposure.
dc fight
thread devolves into shitflinging
ah nothing ever changes
No one but smelly pajeets cares about Vishnu.
Isn't Simon's whole gimmick overcoming god like beings through brute force? He'll just keep drilling through whatever Kyle can throw at him. Spiral power is hax bullshit power
a icon
To think the character made to represent the American way would wound up with a mostly Mexican fanbase
According to a 2020 estimate by The World Religion Database (WRD), hosted at Boston University's Institute on Culture, Religion and World Affairs (CURA), Vaishnavism is the largest Hindu sect, constituting about 399 million Hindus. Vaishnava traditions centre on Hindu god Vishnu (left), depicted with a devotee.
According to a PEW estimation in 2020, Christians made up to 2.38 billion of the worldwide population of about 8 billion people.
I just find it funny that if Simon loses, we can say he's 100% a base Hal Jordan victim. That would be the funniest fucking backfire ever.
Soon.
Immeasurably fast
Immeasurable strong
Megaversal striking power and durability
Magical attacks, Dark Force manipulation, Unholy Manipulation
4th wall breaking
Has Toonforce
Will do anything to protect your smile
Ruffians, leave Superman to us! BAU BAU ⤴⤴
Does he?
fight happens
It's just 2 guys flexing
At best, a 2D being may not be able to properly see us. But how does that scale to Power and speed? Just because I come from the 3D spatial dimension should not affect my overall power, especially against hax. If I slap a 2D being, I'm not going to completely deatomize it.
Hinduism is a really fucking complicated religion. Not all of them worship Vishnu
This
Anon, do you think a drawing on a piece of paper can ever hurt you in any way?
No? It was only one "god" with the same kind of power as him? So he could logically counteract it?
And why do redditors always type like this? With an upwards inflection? Like they're trying to appear like they're asking a question? But really they're just too cowardly to make a statement even anonymously on the computer to total strangers? Homo?
inb4 beastiallity porn with Krypto
I can defeat Kratos and Doom Slayer, for I exist irl and they do not.
Kratos killed David Jaffe for such insolence. Watch your words.
people in this board have ego breakdowns every single day over drawings. the rats in these threads shatter like crystal when their comfort characters don't stomp everything and everyone
Paper cuts are no joke anon
drawings on pieces of paper are still 3d, just very thin. "3d is stronger than 2d" makes no sense, 2d can't hurt you but you can't hurt it either because you can't exist in the same reality
I was captured by the ruskies in ukraine last week and after they disarmed us and stole our rations they were gonna shoot me and all my friends in a ditch,
that’s when i touched the GOW 2018 game case i keep in my breastpocket, keeping faith it would give me the strength of a Boundless Beast like its namesake as it always has
Suddenly in that moment, in the blink of an atom before they could pull their triggers, Kratos transcended the fictional dimensions themselves - leaping out of my GoW disk towards my would-be-killers - and splattered them all as shapeless red gore among the woods by flying at them at infinite speeds. I thank Kratos, for he has taught me the true strength of a King
Pretty much. His whole moniker is kicking logic to the curb and doing the impossible.
Enemy: I am omnipotent, can drain your powers, erase you and your entire power kit as a concept, I can manipulate probability so I have 100% chance of victory while causality anally rapes you at every step while I laugh at you from higher dimensions and planes of existence beyond your comprehension. You have zero chance of harming me let alone defeating me
Simon: Whatever fag, drill go brrr
and then Simon wins
You can’t hurt drawings
Watch this.
I'll remember "Kratos would get gaped by Spider-man" in my deathbed and laugh like an idiot just before i die
you missed the part in the middle where he begged Big Bro Kamina to save him and fuck Yoko in front of him again
every disney and final fantasy character scales below gravity falls due to chibiverse + kingdom hearts scaling and thus scales below 2d due to jobbing to bill cipher who comes from a 2nd dimensional world
theyre saying Doom Guy touched Chief and that's why he don't talk
Reminder gundams and mobile suits have omnipotent adaptability and can outscale even ttgl because pure human reality shattering ability > human will power
Not so fast!
Smiles
Lost the minute these 2 brothers walk in
Can we rangeban India?
Threadwide ESL DCuckold melty
he'll remember a photoshop cope before he dies a 70 year old virgin
SAD!
I literally just said that drawing AREN'T 2d you can hurt them because they AREN'T 2d who the FUCK are you quoting I said the EXACT OPPOSITE of that
Haven't played Expedition 33. How strong is Maelle?
Why didn't Simon use his reality warping which he is claimed but never shown to have, to stop Kamina cucking him?
Jon Jones said he couldn't 1v2 the Paul Brothers and he's the baddest man to ever live according to Dana White, meaning he scales above the likes of Spawn and Lobo. Who could beat these BOUNDLESS BEASTS?
It should pointed out that a pencil sketch isn't actually 2d. Even discounting the paper, the sketch itself is made out of graphite, which is a 3d object.
So, every drawing is an incredibly thin 3d object.
Post Kyle destroying a galaxy.
He worships Kamina like a good prepper, watch the anime. For the whole series Yoko and Simon worship him and he wants Yoko to keep worshipping Kamina.
Post Simon and Kyle not getting cucked
70? I'll shoot for 3 digits at least
Post Simon VS Kyle
i can revive Kratos' family and Doom Slayer's pet for I exist irl and they will appreaciate a happy ending
Kratos will grow bored of toying with you like a puppet long before then, and smite you down at unfathomable speeds
Simon never got cucked though. He was never in a relationship with Yoko and Nia never cheated on him.
holy FUARK...
Kratos is the abstract concept of war and hope. You could make a silly little drawing of that but it would only be a tiny avatar of the power that Kratos embodies.
Post Simon and Kyle.
That's the original usage of cuck, another man taking the girl of your dreams, any girl. People only put it in a marriage-label in the internet age.
Post
concepts aren't real. sounds like i still outscale him.
Leave the demons to us.
HOLY FUARK THEY FUSED INTO THIS LITTLE GOBLIN???
I don't have to worry, Spider-Man will save me and gape Kratos
You exist don't you? I acknowledge it don't I? Therefore the concept of you exists. Kratos pwns you.
MY HERO!!!…. and some 40kcuck, Doomfraud, Jobte, and that literal who from a manga where a guy got raped by a black dude as a kid are all there too I guess.
...but ignore that guy on a horse he's not with us.
Spider-Man can't even beat Thor, Kratos easily beats the shit out of him till he begs for mercy like a toothless soiboy bitch, then Kratos kills him and cucks him too
Step aside, lorefags. The BrickCHADS are passing through.
Someone get my pathetic BITCHES off the front lines before they need reinforcements.
Oh, DOOM SLAYER and THE DEMON? Those two are our strongest city-level soldiers!
Oh, those boundless beasts that gape multiverses, solo fiction, and ward off infinite evils for all eternity? Those are SIMON and KYLE, pretty nice folks.
One Uncle Ben flashback and Kratos is as good as gaped
Can we please stop talking about cuckoldry?
EDF’s personal footstool is getting uppity
...in Petey's cuck dreams before Kratos knocks all his teeth out in one punch, while PLAPPING Mj
who can beat him
Permission Denied
I acknowledge it don't I? Therefore the concept of you exists
sounds like you casually created it with your perception of me. so we both outscale concepts with a reality>fiction transcendence.
So is Simon vs Kyle just going to be one of those episodes like Gojo vs Makima or Omni-Man vs Homelander where the opponent very blatantly stands no chance whatsoever of winning and the whole point of the episode is basically just hyping up how powerful the winner is? Because Kyle is pretty clearly going to get fodderized here
largest hindu sect vs "christians" as a whole
Prime India times, sorry. Wait until later
concepts exist independently of me, I am simply perceiving the concept, like a tree falling in the woods the observer does not create the sound merely bear witness to it
how the fuck does that even work? I've seen vtuber fights get thrown around and it just doesn't make any sense. They're rigged PNGs voiced by either femcels or men pretending to be cute anime girls for money. How would they square up in a fight to the death?
Even if we ignore the very blatant rule of "no IRL people after Bieber vs Rebecca", why not just do like Darkiplier vs Anti-Septiceye or Ian vs Anthony or something? Even Pewdiepie vs T-series would be better since, despite the fact that rivalry's been dead since 2019 it at least has more merit then digital anime rigs
...in Petey's cuck dreams bef-ACK!
No. Look forward to a month of it
Kyle is pretty clearly going to get fodderized here
It's the other way around. Simon gets fucked by DC wank
GL is Buddhism by your logic because their thing is not how hard you hit to be powerful, it's how you apply said power that bypasses anything no matter how much brutal/immeasurable strength you need. Kyle will just become a big as unimaginable outerversal palm and catch all of Simon's reality/probability shattering power and squeeze him into a calm nothingness aka Buddah to Sun Wukong.
well Hindus don't have a universal jesus equivalent. Even Muslims refuse to worship Muhammad and 1/3rd of them worship a different guy called Ali instead
Reminder: The entirety of the DC cosmology is a flat 2D object.
Speaking on behest of Gojo.
You've seen a variety of young men and slots gather to him because he, unlike most shounencuck characters actually has a degree of masculinity and is self-centered, charismatic, views women as unequal, subservient and accessory to him instead of the other way around and just general acts like he has a huge cock.
Problem is this personality was captured in a jobber twink whose selling point is for Fujobait. God Gojob made me realize how pathetic and weak the personalities of most shounen MCs like Dragon Ball, Naruto and Wan Piss are, they are all spineless bottoms. You couldn't convince me any of their children are actually theirs with a DNA test.
So in a death battle thread, that is about nothing but masculinity and dick measuring, I will concretely say Gojo mouth rapes every characters wife in this thread while they sit back with a gaping mouth spewing some sort of Krillin pasta.
Posts his adorable little fanart
Now here's CANON!!!!!
CHADberta
I could pinch my fingers and solo this verse?
It's Superman vs Goku tiers of stomp. There is no amount of wank Kyle (or any green lantern really) that could save him.
how the fuck does that even work? I've seen vtuber fights get thrown around and it just doesn't make any sense.
They have lore
They won’t let Swank wank him. They’ve already given him Light vs Columbo, they won’t waste his favor after tanking their algo with that upcoming shit episode.
Nah its just another cosmology wank episode with it coming down to who they want to win more. Gurren has more solid foundation for its cosmology structure since the guy who made it actually did research on string theory but that doesn't matter to fanboys. So far Gurren beat Green Lantern on the DBCast they did of it and he wont the G1blog they did before it got purged with the general view from them being "yeah Gurren is too big and has too much versatility going on with the constant bombardment across the space time continuum and the only way to give it to Kyle is if you give him full Life Equation hax that he doesn't have.
It's not fanart. You can see that it's Kratos
Slayer vs Demon was one of their bests. Too bad I'm not interested in the next fight.
They’re fictional characters that exist in and interact with real life. Therefore, they are boundless and above all fiction, by definition.
Ruby Rose is a Vtuber, btw. So yeah, Maka’s DONE.
No feats, just cuck spam
Superman punches and breaks ttgl non lethally: Yawn. Stick to fighting lesser alien gods son.
a concept is an abstract idea. you literally can't perceive it, it's just something you make up in your mind.
Nah Supes gets drilled.
Slayer vs Demon was one of their bests.
Weird way to say Bowser King vs Dr Eggman
Doesn't EDF at his peak start getting into xelee level of nonsense?
That's what you think. But you're wrong. The concept of Existence would continue with or without the observer. You are merely part of the whole. And the whole is Kratos.
gun specifically designed to hurt superman hurts superman
This isn't the gotcha you think it is pal
Spider-Man protected by Marvel plot armor aka Stan Lee(Or Jack Kirby)/TOAA: Get lost loser. Take your edgy boy band with ya, and let a real hero handle this party!
Experiencing Infinite Hell makes us outerversal.
Lucas Simon
Kylebros...
Swank is directing the episode.
This is supposed to be an ugly participation award
there is no "the" concept of existence, everyone has their own that disappears when they die
Organisms with helix DNA have access to Spiral Power which is essentially high end plot armor thats capable of breaking the laws of thermodynamics and works kind of like orks from w40k, like if you think you can do it and people believe in you, you can. On a macro scale you can do stuff like turn a beat up space station into a robot the size of a planet and it only increases from there. Left unchecked it's a universe ending threat which is why the bad guys in the series try to eradicate all spiral life.
Simon is basically god.
DC has Morrison and Kirby. Fuck your stupid fucking anime make believe weak shit.
DC 5th dimension > ALL DIMENSIONS IN TTGL
Then it'll just come down to bias unless Light VS Columbo was done to placate him. He was similar with Chosen Undead VS Dragonborn insisting CU wins but in that scenario he got raped by CHADbride
That gun designed to hurt Superman didn’t even make the bus they’re on shake, Superman gets injured from a sub wall level peashooter kek
Looks like Shinji with a wig and breast implants
his weakness is a fucking space rock
going for the flat unsexy loli because the big-titted hottie will never like you more than ntr haired loudmouthed douchebags
When she dies, Kamina fucks her in heaven too. Simons' response will be "K-KAMINA ANIKI SUGOII!"
Wrong way to spell "Supermanned" and drill being tore to pieces also by Kal of House of El
sees a woman
the first thing he thinks of is cock
Kylecuck meltdown
Simon is basically god.
So is Kyle
Simon would WORSHIP every man on the right and offer to polish their stinky sandals
mental illness
I agree, consooming cuckshit for redditors like Gurren Lagann is a mental illness. Watch or better yet read ChadTradcore instead.
This issue was real weird. Superman seemed to be able to absorb magic in the past because it was plentiful and manifested as a natural resource, but even that small sample made him ill and he had to travel back to the future to feel better
AAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
simonbro btwEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SuperFRAUD…
Space rocks and superman getting hurt by things outscales spiral energy and the ttgl verse
DC has Morrison and Kirby
writers that are often ignored completely nowadays
recoilless firearms already exist, they're called Railguns
DCbros… we can’t refute this…
He stopped a hammer by being 11D? How will he feat against a multiuniversal size drill?
SIMON! BY THE POWER OF THE WHITE LANTERN I WILL NOT LET YOU ESCAPE FUCKING JADE IN MY BED!
NO KYLE, YOU WILL BE GIGA DRILL BREAKING INTO NIA'S PUSSY! JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?
Kylecucks trying to act like a teenager's crush not being reciprocated is on the same level of a woman Kyle was in a relationship with fucking another man behind his back in the very bed he sleeps in
Kek
By punching it.
I also believe you meant to say "how will he fare"? How will he feat isn't the correct use of that word.
I think it’s very funny that DCfags will mock Goku for being harmed by a puny laser but immediately start scrambling for excuses and making up bullshit to justify Superman getting hurt by a puny laser.
what ABOUT Grant Morrison and Jack Kirby?
Turning this pissing contest into NTR posting and avatarposting is unsettling.
They said this.
DCfags are one of the most insecure powerfag fanbases out there
a kryptonite laser (a specific chemical that is his one weakness) vs just a normal laser anyone can make
Welcome to slade wank, where DC gets anal when Marvel mocks it with Deadpool.
He didn't "beg for help". Kamina willingly temporarily came back from the dead to wake the cast up and free them from the dimensional labyrinth that the antispiral created.
Powerfagging is all DC fanboys have at this point. Have you seen the state of DC nowadays?
Good. When Kyle does the same Simon can beg Kamina to come back and do it again
and by it I mean fuck Yoko in front of him again, and Nia too in heaven lmao
Kylegooners trying to pin cuckposting on SimonCHADS
every single cuckpost in the thread has been anti-Simon
Really makes you think
Punching it and getting his hand pierced? Tough luck. Supes can't win them all.
Kratos wills it so. The peasants must be reminded how pathetic they are.
why are you so obsessed with ntr? weirdo.
It's confirmed superman can adapt and ignore magic as a weakness if he's wills himself and doesn't see it as a logical shortcoming. It's like J'onn and his psychological weakness to fore being overcome.
They added AI as a category just to give Chief a single advantage LMAO
The Simonfaggot cope has begun
Every character posted in this thread is a Scarlet King victim btw
cucks aren't chads, your post is oxymoronic
I'm a Simonbro, I cannot help but want to be like my Idol Simon (who worships his idol Kamina Aniki for fucking all the girls who are out of Simon's league)
Nah Simon's gonna win. This is just going to be another Chosen Undead VS Dovahkin where Swan has to deal with it just like in the DBcast
What's funny is that literally everyone wanted Chief to die, even the most die hard fans wanted to see him eating shit.
Nope. Supes is too strong. Even infinite weights can't stop him when he tries. Clark onepunches that soiboy cuck
KEKYPOW!
He doesn't mind she's too old for him anyways
If you can't debate rationally and resort to cuck fantasies, you have already lost by default.
I never said Kyle was a chad, tho?
KEKYCHOOKY!
both of those are lameo shit. For me it's youtu.be
Kylecucks have been coping since the announcement kek
"KAMINA ANIKI! SAVE ME AGAIN SO I CAN LOOK LIKE I RESISTED KYLE'S HAX!!! PLEASE OH PLEASE I'LL WATCH YOU FUCKING NIA AGAIN AND TELL HER HOW MUCH COOLER YOU ARE THAN ME B-B-B-B-BIG BRO"
Wally solos Simon, Speed force bullshit in wally is strong.
ain't fantasies when they literally happened LMAAOOOOOOOOOO
KEKYROOOOOOOOOOOO!
Simon would beg Kamina to save him from Speed Force hax and then Kamina would fuck Yoko while Simon cries in victory
TheysDC > TTGL Thus Kyle > Simon
AND that it backfired HARD because Doom Slayer cared about VEGA so when Cortana harmed him then Chief was shit and finished
That feat gets 0'd by GER
KWAB!!!
Stuck on a planet compared to a beyond universe sized thing
Can't even make the planet he is on completely blue from speed
Slowy West more like
FUARK IT'S CANON
when you watch your boyfriend get butchered alive in first-person, forever trapped in his killer’s body, unable to kill him, or stop him, or do anything he would even notice
Nope. They changed fiction with their cinematic meta commentary. Way before novel anime shit came out
but can she run Doom?
"Oh so being faster than Wally is impossible... Who the hell do you think I am!"
Boom, done.
DC's canonically not even half the level of TTGL
*offscreen begging Kamina Aniki to do it for him and masturbating to cuck porn of Yoko*
Power level faggotry is all they have
So genuine question amidst this autismfest. If a lantern loses the limb their ring is on do they just lose the power or does the ring jump to their other hand or something
K, b, c.
this isn't even a debate anymore it's just senseless cuck shit.
they lose the power and anyone can take it. Also if you cut off their bloodflow to the limb like wrap a very hard rope around their wrist they can't control the ring anymore either. Some lanterns can summon it back though, Hal did after Batman pickpocketed it off
Where is this confirmed?
Has anyone here ever actually watched TTGL or read the DC comics that feature Kyle
can they regenerate limbs and heal with the rings?
cortana and chief relationship is odd
was created using a flash cloned copy of Dr. Catherine Halsey's brain.
Master Chief's KIDNAPPER and faux-mother
would it be that john halo was a groomer victim that bonded with his groomer clone???
Speed force is bullshit pacoballzeta tourists from Anon Babblewhowoulwin and spacebattles
You fags have no idea of the bullshit wally was for a certain period during that >pic, and all it took was threatening his family.
He is the ultimate Shonen Hero Bullshit of Comics, even DC tried to kill him and failed miserably because he came back and defeated the fucking editorial, Jim Lee and mandate to a point not even Prime Time did.
When /dbs/ moved in (approx 2020).
Yeah, gotta buy me some DC comics book! Support the company and the industry, yeah!
Said no DCfags ever
he's a "spartan"
the greeks were freaky people
just ask kratos
No actual proof, just speaks in memes
I accept your concession.
Watched a single episode of TTGL and I'm not reading cuckmics
Mental illness.
SAVE ME HAL!! SAVE ME SUPERMAN!! SAVE ME WALLY!!
who else will Kyle call for help?
they can heal moderate injuries, but it's limited to what medicinal stuff they know. Kyle specifically said he *could* cure probably anything but he doesn't know enough to figure out how.
Classic Hal would sometimes do bullshit like shapeshifting into inanimate objects and back, but that's classic times.
maybe we should just go back to the plus4chan thread
Do they actually manage low-quality schizo spam? If not, what's the point?
the proof is the comics, which I know you can't read
breaks the speed of infinity
achieves an infinite mass punch
lifts the weight of eternity
oneshots cosmic Darkseid
immune to Mxyptlk and Manhattan
They changed fiction with their cinematic meta commentary
Devilman predates them
Why don't characters simply just destroy the speed zone? Are they stupid?
I knew they wouldn't buy into Doom's lorewank. This was a step in the right direction desu
I don't exactly care who wins, I just know Simon had the hotter wife (something Kyle has never had)
afaik the spam was barely present
boards.plus4chan.org
The only reason they didn't was because it was not necessary.
Kamina is fucking her in the afterlife
I read this comic and he was still moving from point A to point B. I don't reckon he was moving at infinite speeds
>lifts the weight of eternity
nonsense
it didn't take a year for him and others to struggle moving the earth
that feat has been debunked many times already
the funny thing is that she made yoko jealous at one point with her swimsuit attire being seen as more attractive
anti feats from entirely different stories in different books by different writers are not a debunk
Man. What are the odds that his name would be Simon
Why are DCfags like this?
WOW that planet is able to hold infinite weight?
you lolicons or something? Everyone in the entire fanbase knows Yoko is hotter, she's the one with curves and a rack
Post Superman being an outerversal God without compositing him.
If within the same continuity yes they are
not in-universe though
You're probably talking to Speezenator
Simon is like this. He worships Kamina and tells Nia constantly how much cooler Kamina Aniki is than him. He would watch from the bush while Kamina cucks him and cry but still worship Kamina, just like before. Nia is out of his league and deserves someone much better like Kamina. Simon would tell you this.
Yoko is a 14 year old so if you think she’s hot you’re a pedophile btw
He’s not wrong, tho
*19 year old.
THIS is a 14 year old?
they still aren't, they're low ends. And other stories within that continuity explain this change, Superman absorbs more solar energy depending on the task he is undergoing. Swamp Thing and his enemy Ruin both did this story about how he's literally magnetising the sun's energy towards him in great times of need accelerating its heat-death
Posts aged up design that everyone thinks is a downgrade
Is a canon pedophile
Mynt even scales higher in Pedophilia than everyone else in this thread... holy FUARK... shes strong
Just wait till they put Kratos, Spawn and Slayer in a three-way.
and after that he manned up and became his own person. that's a thing called character development. he defeated viral and lord genome on his own and proved his independence
They retconned that by saying Yoko's village didn't count days the same way we do, and that she's actually 18 in Part 1, secondary.
You're posting the time-skipped version.
Doesn't Gurren Lagann have very defined high ends and no outliers or anything? Like it's been a while but as I recall they're very explicit in that show when they start saying "this is a multidimensional labyrinth" or "we're manipulating probability so that 100% of your attacks miss and 100% of ours hit" and "he just threw a Big Bang at us," they don't really do """scaling"""
Go back to your crusty body pillow, Speeze
SHITcon
Irrelevant
That's just rock paper scissors. Spawn>Kratos; Kratos>Doomguy; Doomguy>Spawn
Didn't man up, kept worshipping Kamina, kept encouraging Yoko to worship Kamina, kept mimicking Kamina for the entire series, even dresses up and acts like Kamina in eternal idolatry, keeps being a bitch and telling everyone how Kamina Aniki is the best.
He's Kamina's prepper cuck for the entire series
I have a sister-in-law who was more stacked and curvy at 14.
This is Anon Babble
Superman absorbs more solar energy depending on the task he is undergoing
Are you saying INFINITY in DC is Sun level? hahah— wait that actually explains why just states "is heavy"
Everyone here is a tourist or acts like a tourist so that doesn’t matter.
women naturally stop growing in height at age 14. The vast majority won't grow even an inch more afterwards, that's their fully grown body. Make of that what you will.
duhhhh why was Simon such a beta cuck
he was a literal kid at the start of the series whose family was killed by an earthquake caused by the monsters on the surface
Speed Force is God's own creation and God himself loves speedsters, Mainly the Flash Family.
If I recall right Arc Gurren punched one of the enemies out of reality or something
DC Suns are literally deities yes, read up on Rao stories
That's just not fucking true
This is why I always hid my power level in high school.
Pedophile is when attracted to tits waist and hips
You cannot be serious.
He was the same age as Yoko and kissed Kamina's ass even as a grownup. He's a beta soiboy cuck
....a board on Anon Babble. You're a pedo namecalling a bunch of other pedos.
It literally is true. Read it for yourself.
With infinite strength?
So go to one of the containment threads. Lolishit is no more welcomed here than polshit.
Canon 14 year btw
dude he was shorter than her at the start of the series be for real here.
Anyone who's ever witnessed the ttgl fandom knows the entire fandom is gaga for Yoko and noone likes the plain boring compensation loli.
Also the tag for Nia is literally all BBC small penis humiliation and cuck posts. And also lots of GOKU fucking her for some reason?
dude he was the same age. Being a midget manlet is not being younger.
I was calling Anon Babble dwellers pedos, there's literally a loli thread just beside us right now.
Yoko is overrated secondary bait like Zero Two was for Darling in the Franxx
PSYCHOKU!!!
Who gives a shit. She's hot because she's drawn hot not because of an arbitrary number. Say she's canon 4 years old. Say she's canon 40 years old. It doesn't matter. Bitch about it when she looks prepubescent.
Wait. If the suns are Gods that Superman taps into, wouldn't that mean that in a true neutral setting (where Suns are just normal stars) Superman wouldn't be able to get any sort of power boost?
you're lying. I checed myself
maybe, though Supes keeps his powers in Marvel crossovers too
checed
so you admit they were kids
There are loli threads on twitter so only pedos go on twitter.
There are MAP threads on reddit so only pedos go on reddit.
There are child porn servers on discord so only pedos go on discord.
Is this your first time on anything on the Internet ever?
Goku fucks everyone's wife except his one
Marvel
Don't Marvel and DC share the same omniverse?
Honestly? The age of consent should be 14 for women, 18 for men. It can’t be a coincidence that every high school girl wanted to lose their virginity before 18; their bodies just aren’t built to wait that long. As for men, they should still wait until 18 when they’re fully grown in size, since they otherwise might be discriminated in height before they hit their peak.
Anyways, Yoko should fight Sinon from Sword Art Online.
It’s all AIslop
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS
OH NONONONONO
It's AI
are gokufags streetshitters
WAKU WAKU NIA I’M EVEN COOLER THAN THIS KAMINA YOU’VE BEEN TOLD SO MUCH ABOUT LET ME SHOW YOU
They're obsessed with cuckshit. Of course it's them
You're off by a year. 15 is when nearly all women hit their full height and their final tanner stage. It's 16 for men.
That's some primo incel posting.
you know what maybe it's a good thing they recently added an AI filter because jesus christ
Found three pics of Simon fucking her on just the first page, most of it is solo pics.
There’s more of Goku and Black Men fucking her just on the front page alone
cuckposters are /dbs/ posters from india
JUST
The results look normal when you remove the AI generated tag.
chief slayer really was the most redditfag episode ever it was so faggoted that someone actually found out that cared about lolicons that an obvious lolifag was paying the crew for a cast. it was wholesome 99 from beginning to end all it needed was doom slayer cucking mastercuck by fucking his ai in front of him
Coomer shit and AI slop
Wow, what a way to end a thread.
that's all AI slop too isn't it
You ever notice how the thread is usable when it's night time in India?
Will Kyle take Yoko or Nia for his warbride?
not even a whole day, and we’re already posting AI cuckporn
This waiting period isn’t just gonna be Hell. It’s gonna be all Nine Circles of it.
the solution is simple. we need to rangeban streetshitters
Do you even know what nighttime in India is in EST?
Gokufags come in all shades of brown, not just India.
SPAWN! SLAYER! SAVE US!
Yoko, duh. No one likes Nia.
I'm serious if you want actual discussion and debating it's best we just go back to the plus4chan thread
it's night time in the street shitter world yet some brave cucks managed to stay up all night to post cuckold fantasy.
YOU MONSTER! THEY BOTH BELONG TO KAMINA-ANIKI!
You ever notice how the thread is usable when it's night time in India?
jesus
You mean 4x2chan right?
only Kingtos could have saved, but you have forsaken him. Now you suffer his wrath and his neglect
it's night time RIGHT NOW in India
Simon’s gonna rape Kyle’s dead fridge girlfriend right in front of his dying corpse.
be Doomguy
Maxin relaxing all day as king of all hell
Watches Master chef vs Doomguy
Gets teabagged by Master Chef at the end
Heard he's known as the "Demon"
Got so pissed off, he revived his series and made himself op
Used his meta ability to effect gamer's dreams to inception the idea of a rematch to their dreams, including the DB crew
Makes it happen, total spite match with a disrespectful ending on MC
Are you telling me these threads are going to get WORSE at night?
saar go back to bed saar. you're work starts in 4 hours saar. who's gonna defend the national sport of street shitting if you're tired?
Simon can't get it up, he has to get some annoying loudmouthed douchebro like Kamina and Kittan to fuck for him
SAAAAR SAAAAR
TBF, one of the most notorious shitposters ITT lives in the Philippines, where it is approximately early morn.
KEKAROO
148371279
Don't you have a sidewalk to shit on?
New thread:
pajeet making a new thread
Nah
Untrue, as it's the yellow sunlight emission that his cells convert into power. Pure science, baby!
well, which is it? sun level or god level?
Proper New Thread:
I like Nia.