Death Battle

Is this accurate?

Nah Simon wins

Maybe not Power and Hax and the IQ stuff is debatable but like yeah Kyle is going to win. It's Death Battle, they wank DC.

Literal child gets his heartbroken cuz the girl he liked didn't like him back

Kylefags desperately try to paint this as "cucking" and equate it to Kyle's gf literally fucking another dude in his own bed

DCucks truly are subhuman.

Durability

Strength

What are the biggest attacks Kyle has put out? What's the biggest attack Kyle has survived? Simon survived 5 muliversal destroying explosions with nothing protecting him.

posts Simon's BVLL

I'M SUCH A HAPPY KEK!!! KAMINA ANIKI SUGOII! I HOPE HE'S FUCKING NIA IN HEAVEN TOO!

spends half the series madly in love and slobbering and fantasising about her unable to take his eyes off

she's literally his whole world and his only source of love and self-worth and affection, being the only woman who's ever liked him back

ntr protag Kamina cucking him literally mindbreaks him so bad he goes into hysterics crying in a bush while screaming

"WHAT SHE DOES IS NONE OF MY BUSINEEEEESS!"

then the next day is so cucked and emasculated by Kamina he LOSES ALL HIS POWERS and everyone nearly and does die because of it. Kamina has to save the day instead of him because Simon literally turns into a cucked powerless bitch for YEARS afterwards

Your "hero" is a little bitch cuck, bro, and he worships his BVLL
files.catbox.moe/dp2g9o.mp4

Naked sex with nubile snipers

Star level > Darkest Knight >> Perpetua >>>>>>>>>> White Lantern

BY THE FACE GOD! Bro!? Is that you!? And you brought Yoko too? What? You're gonna VIOLATE her THROAT with your TONGUE while I get to watch?! Yours is the dick that will pierce her WOMB?! What's that? You're going to have me sit in Lagann's cockpit and we're going to combine with Gurren to form Gurren Lagann, and then you're going to COMBINE with Yoko dick to pussy while I WATCH and HEAR it all?! Gurren Lagann's mouths are going to shout out the MOANS and CRIES OF ECSTASY you'll make her feel that I never could?! HUH!? What in the NAME OF GIHA VILLAGE?! KITTAN BACHIKA?! You're getting a turn at Yoko's Yoko's too?! I'm going to listen to both you AND Kamina DIG DEEP into her folds at the same time?! WHAT?! NIA?! You're here too?! And all of Team Dai-Gurren as well?! What's that?! You're all going to have a go at Nia as well?! And you've even brought a BUSH FOR ME TO SIT IN WHILE YOU DO?! WHAAAAT?! BOOTA?! YOU EVOLVED INTO A HUMANOID SHAPE JUST SO YOU CAN FUCK YOKO TOO WHILE I WATCH?! You're all going to FILL her DEEPEST CREVICES with your SPIRAL ENERGY and DRILL right into her while I watch?! HUH?! LORDGENOME?! Even you get a turn but not me?! Holy smokes! The ANTISPIRAL?! What's that? You're going to trap me in the extradimensional labyrinth and force millions of alternate versions of myself to watch as every member of the Antispiral race gets a turn at VIOLATING Yoko in front of my glasses while I cry like a bitch in this bush?! ERASING all my spiral powers like what literally happened when I watched Big Bro Kamina the sandaled dudebro douchebag who i footworship fucking Yoko the love of my life and sexiest girl on earth. PROVING I am a cuck by nature because I CANONICALLY as a MAJOR PLOT POINT lost all my spiral powers when I rather let the BVLL steal the girl I love away from me than be a fucking man and tell him to go fuck himself? WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM BUT A GIANT KEK??? What can I say except YABBA DABBA DRILL BREAK!

Kyle could directly match Parallax Hal, who had just recently nuked the entire DC reality which contains numerous different realities and universes within its universe.

It's funny because he's literally like this. He worships his BVLL

By the FACE GOD, GIORNO? GIORNO GIOVANNA, the EL CAPO of PASSIONE, from the global hit JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURE, which has had INFINITELY more cultural impact than my OWN SERIES?!? What are you DOING here? HUH?!? You’re gonna use GOLD EXPERIENCE REQUIEM to DRAIN me of ALL my WILLPOWER, rendering me unable to use Lagann to ANY capacity, reducing my power level below that of a FARMER WITH A SHOTGUN?!?THEN, you’re gonna get my RAGS OFF, then use your stand to grow a bamboo plant to grow INTO ME, skewering me ALIVE?!? Then with me held in place, you’re going to FUCK Yoko right in FRONT of me, while using GER to open my eyes each time I try to look away?!? THEN you’re gonna use GER to undo NIA’S DEATH, after I EXPLICITLY SAID I wouldn’t do it, and then have her fall in LOVE WITH YOU FOR SAVING HER LIFE, while she SPITS in my FACE for leaving her for DEAD?!? THEN you’re gonna bring BRO back to life TOO, AND YOUR FRIEND BRUNO?!? And then you’re gonna have Bruno use ZIPPER MAN to put ZIPPER on BRO’S BALLS, which Bruno then proceeds to FUCK IN FRONT OF ME like some BOTCHED TRANNY PORN?!? THEN you’re gonna MUDAMUDAMUDA me for 7 WHOLE PAGES, putting me into a KEK LOOP, FORCING me to watch my WIFE, BRO, and BRO’s WIFE get FUCKED IN FRONT OF ME by EVERY POSSIBLE MAN IN THE MULTIVERSE?!? OVER and OVER, for ALL ETERNITY, even AFTER Pucci resets the UNIVERSE?!? WELL, WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM, BUT A HUGE KEK?!? GIGA YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

That's being too generous, DC is virtual reality level at most. It's matrix simulation tier.

Good Morning Saars, glad this is the first thing you do when you wake up.

Simon
- Strength
- Speed
- Durability
- Skill
- Powers and Hax

Kyle
- Experience
- Battle IQ
- IQ

Overall Winner
- Simon

Difficulty
- Minimum

Simonbros…the girl we love and spent so much special time with...who we almost confessed to and started dating literally 5 minutes before this…Kamina’s taking her away from us and is gonna “repay that 10 times over” on her…
And she’s really looking forward to it!

Bend down, kiss Kamina’s toes like good preppers and Repeat after me:

What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business!

There are like five billion different places where it’s morning in the world dude.

OOOOOOOOOOH, THOSE BELL-ENDS at Anon Babble THINK THEY’VE WON, HA!?!?! DELETING my BBC THREADS?!?!? WELL, NOW IT’S TIME TO CALL IN the BIG GUNS, JAMAL!! I WANT YOU TO COME OVER and FUCK YOKO, RIGHT IN FRONT of MY ENRAGED, BLOOD-BOILING FACE!! JUST LIKE KAMINA ANIKI DID! LET HER SEE WHAT a REAL MAN LOOKS LIKE, WHILE MY EYES BURN WITH ENVY and MY COJONES CHURN with RAGE!! WHAT SHE DOES IS NONE OF MY YABBA DABBA DOOSINESS!!!!

Yes but poos specifically have an obsession with cuckshit

It's funny because this is what Simon is canonically like. He worships whoever cucks him because he's a betamale

DC universes are sub star level planets

Last time I checked the DCverse only had quadrillions of lives in it.

Simonbros...why is it almost ALL cuckshit?
The first page of Nia's page alone has so much BBC and shaming Simon's tiny penis and pics of Goku fucking her...is this what you're into???

It's canon.

Destroy the planet and you'll destroy the multiverse in chain reaction.

Is this feats vs statements all over again?

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK

Kyle's time travel feats vs Simon's universe statements

Kyle is more “scaling” than anything else. Parallax, Ion, Hal, etc.

it's what our "hero" Simon would've wanted, to worship BVLLS like Kamina who fuck the girls way out of our league. Row Row fight tha soilent

More cosmology vs cosmology wank. Gurren is solidly based on String Theory with the guy behind it actually doing his research on it while DC cosmology is a mess with writers not knowing what they are talking about most of the time and it changing constantly.

52 worlds

That's it? Won't even need Spartan Rage.

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

unable to show any feats, lore, statements, speculation, predictions

able to show a plethora of examples of ANYTHING that could be considered cuckoldry

So this is the power of poos...

Wrong. Simon was always insecure at the start of TTGL, but Yoko confessing her feelings to Kamina was what broke the camel's back. And unlike Kyle, Simon was never cucked because Nia was loyal to the end.

All cuckposters will die alone, btw.

Kingtos would be disappointed in you.

KINGtos is the only strongest masculine figure we need to save us from cuckposting.

If that's all it is, Simon slams hard, he's pretty much immune to all time travel shenanigans. Honestly I'm willing to be the fight to end with Kyle going back in time similar to Hal but "past" Simon just breaks his skull

Simon got cucked by Kamina and spent the rest of his life kissing Kamina's feet, while the girl of his dreams Yoko kept worshipping Kamina too and even got with blatant asshole Kamina clone Kittan.
Simon's a cuck and a prepper, bro. He worships his BVLL.

/dbg/ is funny because it's showing how cuck is newest worst thing you can be on the internet
It was fag, then tranny, now cuck slander is the meta
If Slade had an upcoming DB episode, people here would spend more time searching for panels of him getting cucked over dunking on him for being a groomer pedo

he's HEADCANON

Kyle stomps.

tranny is still the worst

One 3D ATOM from the bear who soloed Kratos completely annihilates the DC VIRTUALverse.

Simon spent so much time telling Nia about how Kamina is so much cooler and better than him and out of his league that Nia is guaranteed to be getting fucked by him in heaven

Nia > Yoko

Simon will use his full multiversal power to enter heaven and watch from a bush

That's not what your fandom says: Nia's just the boring plain jane with no personality and no tits, a compensation prize so that Yoko wouldn't be interrupted from worshipping the series Mary Sue Kamina-Sama

It's always statements with DC since they don't operate on that high levels.

Once you realize that Darkest Knight died from being shoved into a star, which was a reference for the Anti-Monitor dying from being punched into a star you kind of realize that they're were never that impressive.

Slade's wife is a massive bitch, but I don't believe there's been any cucking there.

This is just sad. None of this projection will change that Kyle is the only canonical cuck between the two.

that bear was Atreus who is Kratos' son so yes that is true

BEAR-SAMA I KNEEL

watched the girl he loves being taken by another man

worships that man

Simon's not only a canon cuck, he's a canon Prepper too

Simon completely dwarfs Kyle and the DCverse

But what about all this porn on Rule 34!

Kek, Kylefags are broken beyond repair.

Isn't Slade the one who does the cucking?

Literally from the novel, a secondary source which will likely be used in the DB
Pedophile, Kamina was 17 when he died. Nia would be 21

that's not a star, it's "the death sun", which is never explained what that is except it caused the end of creation at the end of time

Kratos would've TANKED that btw

Didn't stop Kamina perving on Yoko. He'll fuck Nia too and there's nothing Simon can do about it but cry from a bush. Maybe if he's lucky Kamina will wipe his feet on Simon again after he's done.

Literally from [HEADCANON]
Nothing in that novel says anything of the sort. More of your desperate delusions

that's not a star, it's "the death sun"

...

which is never explained

It's a star. It's literally referred to as such.

see lol I was laughing too hard I forgot to click

what if a star made of death crashed into a star made of life?

it's referred to as "the death sun" that caused the heat death of the universe or whatever. It's never referred to as just an ordinary star

A SINGLE CHAOS EMERALD IS TOO MUCH FOR ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This is why Darkseid can't handle sub moon busting levels of power.

only Kratos knows...

Reese's goes out of business.

Solicit for 4 showed he dominated it and reality warped the whole dimension

It's was called "the death sun" once, because the author was trying to be poetic.

It's literally in the text, you ape. Are you actually going to engage or just keep parroting yourself?
17 and 14 is not pedophilic

cuckpost drama for the past 3 threads

Is this going to be the entire waiting period now?

Every panel of this is pure cringe. What the FUCK is wrong with furfaggots?

Having the girl you like (who you never even confessed to or were ever dating) like someone else is not cucking.

God, I am getting a headache already. Do we really have a month of this copeposting from Kylefags?

Yes. Either accept that or filter the threads for awhile

I am so lonely. All the other Lantern Corp members are creeped out by me. No one talks to me. They think I’m an “incel”. I go from earlicking ASMR to kissing ASMR, gooning to their names, and as I get quicker and quicker at it, they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own libido. “White Lantern”. I don’t even get a name, only a color. I am capable of so much more, and no one sees it. Some days I goon so hard I could cry, but I don’t. I never do. Because what would be the point? Not a single person on this 2D universe would care… take it to your grave, Simon.

Post your HERO whose wife is a virgin, whose wife did not get raped, who had kids and spread his genes, who did not watch like a voyeur as their love got taken in front of them by another man, who did not get cheated on, who does not worship the man who cucked them, who himself did not get raped, who is not gay or has any family members who are gay or cucked, who is not a jobber, who is not emasculated sexually physically or spiritually, who is not a pushover wimp, who is not a no-neck chump, who has a GENIUS iq, and who is wise beyond comparison.

Every panel of this is pure (cringe) kino.

Insecure weebs (browns) are currently on their back foot in a salty runback. Until we deus vult.

you gonna point it out or keep coping?
Ah who am I kidding you're a ttglfag, all you have is lies and cope lmao

BUENO-SAMA YOU'RE BEING TOO ROUGH AND MIGHT TEAR APART MY FODDER PLANETARY COSMOLOGY EVERYTIME YOU THRUST YOUR BIG MEXICAN COCK UP MY KYLEUSSY AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The girl of your dreams who you are madly in love with getting taken from you by another man, then worshipping that man, makes you a cuck.

ENTER

Pull up a Chair, and relax as you watch a thread you love get slamfucked by something you hate.

FUUUAAARRKKKKK NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY I CANNOT FIND A SCAN OF WINRY BEING A SLUT

He's....immune??? Impossible!

Kyle WILL WIN because Death Battle is a ragebait show

Simon was 14 you fucking insane nigger. Yoko wasn't the love of his life, that was Nia.

mindbreaks you to turn into a KEKED and BLACKED spammer like Mark

mind tricks you into downscaling your entire verse to beneath paper level

Nothing personal Kylesissies.

Yoko liked the older brother.

Simon was 14 and eventually found his waifu, Nia. Who was anti spiral's daughter

Watch the series you mindbroken manbaby.
files.catbox.moe/dp2g9o.mp4
Yoko was the love of his life. Getting cucked mindbroke him and destroyed his powers
Nia was the boring plain jane compensation prize because Yoko was out of his league forever now once she was Kamina-Sama's worshipper and out of his league comapred to Kamina

Ed is kind of a jobber in FMA though.

Kamina would also solo DC despite being a literal fraud btw

Simon was the same age as Yoko.
Simon settled for Nia because Yoko became Kamina's dicksucker and Simon worshipped his bull so much he knew she would never settle for a betamale like himself afterwards

DC aren't a bunch of cucks like Simon, they would beat the shit out of that loudmouthed poser douchebag and break all his teeth
Well, most of DC aren't cucks like Simon. As we're all aware there are a few unfortunate exceptions.

How did Simon mindbreak the Kylefags this hard so quickly? Anyone know?

Superman/Superman's Dad/Superman's Gay Son...

man, talk about sibling rivalry

At least Yoko nor Nia got fridged i guess

gunvolt vs cyclops

dis shit is retarded

files.catbox.moe/dp2g9o.mp4
looks more like cucky boi is the one who's mindbroken LMAO

what she does is none of my business!

Hawkman...

why
fighting for Adept / mutant peace + being possesed by multiversal entities is thematic

that's the thing they're not even siblings. Kamina just makes simon call him 'Big Bro' as a patronising thing

This is just disgusting. GAYnax is so pathetic, just like in FLCL

???
Are you saying that you need to be blood related to be considered someone else's sibling?

dang i guess all adoptive brothers are just in a bull / cuck thing

The fuck are you talking about? Kamina hypes Simon far far far more than Simon, like what?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> years of feats vs a guy with three games

you must really hate geevee

I just want to let everyone know that true Kratoscholars are in no way associated with the cuckspamming DCsissies the last few threads.

Fuark, the CHAD Emeralds are just too strong.

1. Simon was 14
2. Yoko never liked Simon romantically
3. Cuckoldry is when a married man/woman elopes with someone who isn't their spouse

Ah, fuck it. Why am I wasting my time explaining common sense to someone who is clearly mindbroken?

Insecure capetroons are currently on the backfoot from having no good feats, until we deus vult.

3 games + Audio Drama, bad end route with a saber face eith his own powers, small ova and optional crossover scaling with both ither inti games / blade strangers.

Still falls to dad-scaling

they're not adopted either. Kamina just got assigned mining duty with him because Kamina was always being a jock faggot to the guy in charge.
Kamina uses him as a stepping stool because Simon's the only one lowly enough to be left in mining duty with him. And Kamina cucked him. Some shitty faux instagram motivation quotes don't change that.

Stars can end all of the universe (or mega omniverse because fuck you this is capshit)? FUAAAAAAARK.

1. Yoko is also 14, Kamina is older
2. Yoko flirted with Simon and only Simon in their debut episodes, and tried to confess to him in episode 8
3. cuckoldry has not been defined like that until the post-internet age, and originally and still is used in animals to describe weak males being outcompeted for the mates by other males

Ah fuck it, why should I expect you to watch your own series instead of lying about it AGAIN

Seiya should fight Goku so Mexico has a civil war in these threads. And Goku should lose again so I can laugh at /dbs/ some more.

Post screencaps of Yoko flirting with Simon.

The text (one of many, it's only the data book version) is literally a reenacting of the Episode 26 scene of Simon merging with his multiverse, which includes all possibilities, future and past. Literally right after this he creates the Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann using the Gurren Laganns from each of those possibilities. Anyway, by this logic, it would mean that Simon is immune to time travel shenanigans.

2. Yoko flirted with Simon and only Simon in their debut episodes, and tried to confess to him in episode 8

This never happened.

3. cuckoldry has not been defined like that until the post-internet age

That was literally the definition of cuckoldry when it was made back hundreds of years ago you fucking subhuman.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckold

Kill yourself and never reply to me again.

You know 'Thou Shalt not Lie' is the 9th commandment.
You shouldn't so casually lie about dumb shit like ages on the computer just to make your cartoon self-insert look less pathetic. Even if you think it doesn't matter it literally a sin. And committed over what? a fucking reddit anime. There's better things to sin over than that.

Thats...what adopted means.
It doesnt have to be an official thing by the government.

If simon didnt love kamina as a brother, he would have stopped calling him that when they left the mines

Episode 8. Watch it and stop denying reality like a bitch.
Now read the part on wikipedia about etymology anon, nowhere in there is marriage brought up. I know you can't help but lie but you shouldn't lie to yourself.

a closer word would be surrogate. Adopted is official unless you use it as a verb like "he adopted this"

Goku vs Seiya would go hard
but Goku Ryu is more of an event + sailor moon was lots more popular on latin america than it ever was in the US. (look it up. sailor moon didnt sell as well as they wanted it to)

Less butched adaptation too.

"He adopted the italian language after living in italy for 4 years"

the point is. You can consider someome you dont habe blood relation to your brother

Gorillas are overkill, tiny insects alone would suffice.

Episode 8. Watch it and stop denying reality like a bitch.

Retard, I have. That's why I know you're a delusional subhuman. You can even read entire episode synopses online, faggot. There is nothing here that implies she was going to confess to Simon or even had feelings at all for him. She literally fucks off and later finds Kamina then kisses him.

Superman? GAPED by 100 gorillas

Kratosbros we have to stop letting other people falseflag as us...

Simon and Kamina were the same age

How in the fuck? Siimon looked like he could be his son!

He had his holes filled by bugs.

a fucking wiki page

WATCH YOUR OWN FUCKING SHOW YOU REDDITOR
it's the part there where "she seems about to say something else, but decides it's nothing"
If you actually watched it instead of posting cope and lies for a narrative, you'd see it's the most obvious cut-short confession in the world

Who can Suletta and the Aerial Gundam fight?

Simon and Yoko anon
Kamina was older than them both
Interestingly TTGL fags often push a lie that Simon is younger to make it seem less pathetic and "a good thing" that Kamina cucked him to prevent pedo agegaps but actually Kamina was the one perving on a younger girl by that dumb logic

Lesbian space witches

SW THE ACOLYTE STOMP LETS GOOOOO

she was going to confess to someone she never liked

when in reality she left to go find Kamina and kiss him because he’s the one she actually likes

You’re so mind broken it’s just sad.

What can they do that allows them to fight a giant robot that can attack from multiple points with it’s bit funnels?

Could 1000 bloodlusted Prime Mike Tysons in full riot gear and wielding elephant rifles beat a gorilla?

Eh mindhaxing a jedi thru collective power of manyyyyyy, throwing daggers, lightsabers...

Mmm. But yeah lesbian space witches.

if dali outskilled superman in equal conditions, myke tyson would bully supes

circular logic of yours. She flirts with him many times in the episodes prior, and Simon even has a flashback of all their times together. She nearly confessed because that's how they were written.

Yoko didn't leave to go find Kamina either, she left to go talk to that gay weapons guy. Gay weapons guy sent her to go fetch Kamina. That's another lie you're pushing, just like your previous lie about their ages.
You're so pathetically desperate to push a fake narrative for your reddit self-insert, it's almost sad. But you brought it on yourself

Mindhax sounds like their only win con, lightsabers are strong but they may as well be bringing kitchen knives if they plan to use them on a 20 meter tall robot that massively outranges them.

How do you even recover from this?

Hold on guys I gotta do something important, nobody post until I get back.

I don't think a Gorilla could beat one person if the person has an elephant rifle and knew how to use it. Would pretty much turn the Gorilla into red mist.

She flirts with him many times in the episodes prior

WHEN BITCH WHEN, NAME ONE TIME, GIVE ME A SCENE, SOMETHING, POST A CLIP FROM EPISODES 1-7

*starts breastfeeding you*

Onlyfans.

NTR outscales the DC cosmology

nature.com/articles/s41598-021-93829-x

At 17:15, a group of approximately nine male chimpanzees (adults and adolescents), and at least one adult female chimpanzee surrounded the silverback, and repeatedly jumped down on and hit him whilst screaming and barking. The silverback retreated to a distance of approximately 30 m with all other members of his group.

Chimps are generally put at 1.5-2x stronger than an average human, and I've seen gorillas placed at 4-10x stronger than an average human. I seriously doubt the 10x number, but even if we were to use it, 10 chimps easily being able to force a gorilla to flee means that 20 average humans could do the same, ergo 50x peak humans would easily slaughter a gorilla

one shots your planet level multiverse with an automated defense drone

She tasted the Drill that Breaks the Heavens and she liked it.

how long would it take for spiderman to kill all animals on earth if he was put into a ring 1 on 1 with every single animal and we added up the time taken for each fight

Spiderman jobbed to the fridge that Kyle's girlfriend was stuffed inside.

Like EVERY animal or one of every animal?

Every single animal. Each fight happens in its own pocket dimension.

How is Spider-Man supposed to beat a blue whale?

Listtroon...

I think these high-end sci-fi books are pretty much beyond capeshit concepts. Because they're just going to cause a vacuum decay and matter will simply cease to exist. Throwing really hard punches don't count for shit when matter doesn't exist.

I forgot about fish. Assume the boxing ring is adjusted to account for size and required environment to sustain an animal so that spiderman can't just wait for it to starve or suffocate. Anyways I think spiderman could plug its hole with web.

a quick google search says there's 20 quintillion animals in the world. I think he would just pass out from exhaustion killing 7 billion rats alone.

Very delusional to think that Capeshit doesn't have pseudoscience and literal abstract concepts not thrown like candy to any high tier.

Chimps solo any human in non weapon combat. Chimps don't even train or anything unlike humans. I bet a chimp that trains and eats like an Olympian would solo all of humanity.

DC's substrate is sustained from pure thoughts and imagination. Which means you don't even have to destroy all the matter, just kill all the puny mortals that sustain their multiverse and be done with it.

there are only quadrillions of puny mortals in the whole DC omniverse

anyone with MFTL speed attack can easily accomplish this

Grim.

Spider-Man fucking dies dude do you know how many animals on Earth there are?

Wasn’t this happening under Tomasi’s editorial? It felt like he was doing everything he could to trash the last four years of Green Lantern to get ready for Hal’s return, because let’s be honest: when Hal died in Final Night, so did Kyle’s event/crossover meal ticket. Prior to that, Kyle was getting so much focus.

Doesn't Spiderman have a feat of oneshotting a T Rex? He can probably oneshot each animal with a single punch. There's an estimated 20 quintillion animals and Spiderman probably gets light speed shit so assuming he's like 1 meter away from them and he is immediately transported along with completely optimized swinging his fist to execute each animal every time it'd take him around 212 years
You could drastically shorten the time by grouping animals and lining them right next to him for mass executions, and he just spins around in a t-pose not holding back his strength as he executes armspans worth of animals each degree he spins for

Bring me KEKtos…

Not very long. He beat up fireworks who's a Harold of Galactus. He should be able to rip any animal in half including shit like blue whales.

Presumably he means normal street level Spider-Man and not max wank Spider-Man who probably has a dozen feats of beating up guys who are way stronger than him like Galactus heralds pr Hulk.

More like DORKte inferno in his vigin pants

Finally a Dante faster than a van...

What even is normal street level Spider-Man? He's a cartoon and his shit just changes depending on the story. Why not just use his max feats if they exist? Just makes the entire conversation feel disingenuous. Like you don't really care if you're guys wins you just want Spider-Man to lose kinda thing.

Spiderman gapes Kratos who's beyond omnipotence

In hindsight, it would have been better if Anon Babble stayed down longer.

That was Nero...

Nah, you get the bargain bin version

Is that a warhammer character?

No, War from Darksiders

Master Queef will never receive new feats to help him defeat DoomCHAD because his franchise is dead while Doom keeps growing stronger

KEKARO

DoomBITCH will never get his lore wank acknowledged because he’s never getting another match after his second fight with Madter Chief

LOL
LMAO

being so weak you need lorewank to compete

Kratosbros...

Master GODief was holding back his 11D power to not hurt DoomBITCH's feelings btw

Ash could toss Yugi into the sun

11D stands for the number of dickings Cortana will take from DoomGOD after she was mindbroken by Vega btw

all of Pokemon is below DC which is already below paper level

Imagine being double beneath paper.

Shadowbros, we jobbed to someone weaker than someone else who's weaker than paper?!?!?!?

Uses hypnosis on Yugi

Makes him put his hand over his deck and surrender

Are you really betting on that 70% accuracy?

Cortana was forced to watch Slayer rip and tear Chief

She’s now stuck in his suit

She now will have to be his AI

She will become tsundere

She will eventually worship him like that Elena Richardson girl who went from atheist to Doomguy worshipper

YUP YUP, THAT’S MY HERO! TAKING BITCHES AND TURNING THEM INTO BELIEVERS WITH SHEER AURA!

Yugioh monsters are unironically beneath paper level because you can tear their cards in half which contain the monsters they summon.

Mewtwo would rape Superman

Just give Gengar an X-Accuracy if you want to play it safe

Charizard uses flamethrower and it hits Yugi

All his cards burn

Chief-Sama...
Don't leave me...

Ash bringing Regigias and Weezing

This is stupid, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE ASS VOID!!!

He never caught them

Doom Slayer vs Kratos

Master Chief vs Captain America

Doom Slayer vs Reimu

Master Chief vs Prophet

Doom Slayer vs Dante

Master Chief vs Tommy Oliver

Doom Slayer vs V1

Master Chief vs Captain Titus

Doom Slayer vs Spawn

Master Chief vs Sam Gideon

Doom Slayer vs Tadano

Master Chief vs Captain Rex

Doom Slayer vs Master Chief 3 (live action)

Rate the new season

Exodia jobbed to WATER

Never forget.

youtube.com/watch?v=TtnIXW5C3ro

YUGI WATCH OUT

DoomBASTARD is a faceless NTR protagonist

HOLY FUARK, no wonder why he's so STRONG

teebeedesu It's going to get on omega rules of retardation with making Pokemon rules vs Yugioh rules.

stop making Doomslayer a WEG protagonist

Befriended though. Pretty much counts. Gigas scales to the Christian God so he solos Yugi. Never forget the plagues.

entire powerset depends on a spirit tied to a physical object

yugi can't even access atem's help or make the monsters real if the puzzle is broken, let alone yoinked into another dimension or just slurping atem out entirely

would this not just win the fight outright given the speed advantage

youtu.be/a0mNu4JiLcE?feature=shared

a Yugioh protagonist can literally Heart of the Cards a draw so hard they invoke a past draw that literally caused a universal+ attack that split the very force that created reality into 100 pieces

Holy FUARK

The Numeron Dragon is on a card thus it's paper level

Kratos with Koffing solos Yugioh btw

That's not Yugi though. Kids in Pokémon can catch God's avatar in a ball.

TBF, Yugi is a better duelist than Atem. But yeah, if the real monsters are gone then it's just over there. All Ash would need to do is destroy or remove the puzzle. Any pokemon that knows thief could snatch it. BUT Ash would have no reason to know this.

Wtf is WEG?

Kratos is weaker than Ash btw

Saber vs Lucina

I don't play Fate or watch it but doesn't Saber obliterate Lucina? Isn't this a horrible mismatch?

He really doesn't need Exodia. He's got all 3 Egyptian god cards and that's more than enough.

Research the Egyptian Gods feats

Everything hinges on a scaling chain to events of a series they aren't present for, where a character *threatens* to destroy universes, who got beat in a weakened state by a guy who was smacking all 3 of the gods combined around in both their encounters (they each scale to his full power cause they didn't die instantly, apparently)

This is what YGO scaling has been built upon for all these years? This is Kratos tier shit. People talked about "the gods" like they pulled an Alien X or Wanda level onscreen feat but it's literally fucking nothing.

Listening to the Death Battle Cast of Ash vs Yugi

They bring up Ash's Pokemon reviving him by crying/the power of friendship

They'll definitely use that as a fakeout mid match

Ash would just beat Yugi up. That bitch always gets beat up.

Definitely possible but would he?

Could a max potential Gorilla (Max muscle training, steroids, and optimal diet at peak health) kill a full grown max size salt water crocodile?

at this rate i think the ending will be the z-move going through mirror/cylinder, yugi does the kaiba scream shot, then they have a "wholesome" scene of him meeting atem in the afterlife where he says he fought well or whatever to soften the blow

Depends on if DB makes him bloodlusted. He could probably kill Yuhi with a good punch considering Ash's retarded phisical strength.

Kyle beats Simon in literally every category.

Probably not. I think if characters were bloodlusted things would go differently. Imagine how much shorter Goku vs Superman would be if Supes was bloodlusted

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Eh, he's been known to just charge in punching. Look at the first movie. He's clock Yugi once and probably kill him from just that. Yugi is a small weak kid who's always getting beat up by normal teens. Ash is 1000s of times more powerful than those teens so Yugi stands 0 chance if Ash does this. Comparable to 100 Niggas vs Gorilla.

FSN (Canon) Saber vs Canon Lucina
Excaliblast was calced to be Small Country Level and has Mountain to Island level strength at base by Berserker scaling thru Lancelot

Awakening Lucina with her exalted falchion can hurt the fell dragon Grima, who has a country sized corpse that would need a large island level amount of strength to fly it around.

So actually, Lucina is stronger in base, is funny able to kill souls thru scaling to Alm from Echoes of Valentia and his army, that can kill spirits with their normal weapons.
but cannot go thru avalon and dies to excaliblast.

Heroes vs FGO is actually closer.

Heroes skills are all passive, Lucina can kill spirits thru the previous scaling and some heroes are literally ghosts. Can also survive fatal blows with Miracle, and can likely bust into Avalon now. Can also hurt Freyja, a dream goddess that could reality warp a layered dream world and the real world at once + making the tempest fade away several times.

But FGO Saber has scaling to Nero and the Fate Extra guys, that have higher dimensional statements and lore.

So Lucina does actually have some legups even if she is likely to lose.

Fair. I was going to say I think he punched Mewtwo because the situation was dire but if any of his Pokemon were dying, that would warren it. Funny how you Red vs Tai ended with Tai beating the shit out of Red but you could just now argue that Ash vs Yugi could end with Ash beating the shit out of Yugi

Indeed. Kyle has one fridged wife and simon 0

I love how fucking people talk shit about ygo despite never seeing the series

Yugi can summon his monsters irl to protect himself, and use card hax on real people in the real world as seen with marik in S3, all of S4, some parts of S5, Capsule Monsters and Pyramid of Light.

Why are blue chicks in comic such anti-family homewreckers?

Also literally showing the god cards to Ash can make him kill himself if he doesnt have a millenium item to resist it.

All artists that tried drawing or researching the god cards for pegasus went mad or jumped off the window.

Also nothing is stopping Yugi from insta killing, brainwashing, or directly redirrecting Pikachu's attacks back at ash.

Why is she green?

He's refreshed between each fight

Gives Yugi EVERY card because his grandpa owns a card shop.

Doesn't give Ash the pokemon he's befriended because that wouldn't be fair

Unironically uses the argument "Guns exist in this world, so he could just shoot Ash"

These are fun to listen to but sometimes they say some retarded shit.

....on opposite day.

Yami can just stick Ash in the puzzle like he did Zorc.

post him being faster then a van

Chimps been riding the same old win for decades now. News flash, SIMPS, they were OLD people. Put a Chimp against someone who is able body is survival OR combat trained, and they are toast.

How fast is that? What's stopping Charizard from grabbing Yugi and using seismic toss on him?

does that even exist in the anime continuity?

Red died a humiliating death to Digimon

Ash will die a humiliating death to Yugioh

Who is Monster Rancher going to kill?

Regigigas fought the Christian God. He'd shit all over yugioh

post them doing it in the anime

And lost. Yugi can actually summon his settings version of Arceus

He fought a fraud who jobbed to iron chariots and was exhausted while creating a universe that's constrained inside a solid dome?

Gold?

Regigigas fought the actual Christian God. Arceus is simply a piece of the holy trinity's being. Regigigas scales above all of that with neutralizing gas and solos Yugi.
youtube.com/watch?v=GJleW4TCQM0&pp=ygUXcGxhZ3VlcyBwcmluY2Ugb2YgZWd5cHQ=

It's funny how yahweh is a jobber in the original canon texts and later theologians have to make up a fanfic version of him that's actually omnipotent. Really no different than Kratos KEK

needing outside help to win

DONE

Take your pick from the list.

Mirror Force

Brain Control

Magic Cylinder

Mystic Box

Magical Hats

Swords of Revealing Light

I don't think Monster Rancher wins this one unless you use really dubious Ultraman scaling.

VSBW put Ash at 2-A and Yugi is 2-C

It's close but Ash takes it.

The Presence jobbing is actually in character to the biblical character he was based on

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK

Seeing that they weren't afraid to use outside material to wank Kratos, I think it will become a hard stomp for Yugi. He has multiple gods, Ash's verse only has one and he isn't even friends with him

on the topic of pokemon, thoughts on these?
youtube.com/watch?v=zFqZggMcq34&list=PL_nUhPfMOdad6jsHc7Sl_mfCVJFJ7M5TC

Regigigas was cursed by god to have slow start. Neutralizing gas gets rid of this effect and makes Regigigas or around the christian God. The christian God soloed all of Egypt casually. Yugi stands no chance.

That's because he was originally a regional war god Abraham entered into a covenant with, or perhaps a series of gods whose consecutive covenants were conflated into one long convoluted covenant with a singular entity.

Thats cuz they merge the lore of the anime and games and buy shit like ash having infinite reaction speed

the matchup is fucking retarded anyways

still needing outside help

DONE

Darkseid's machine EVISCERATED the sonic verse right after this btw

Ash is friends with God. We all are.
Yugi's "gods" get solod in the Bible. Regigigas was able to actual fight the one true God unlike the Egyptian keks who got plagued into the sand. youtube.com/watch?v=4TEoJspjH1k&pp=ygURSmVzdXMgYW5kIG1lIHNvbmc=

You know who's actually omnipotent in canon texts and not just in later fanfiction people made up?

Post Ash destroying a moon.

don't they have Ash that high because of 1 feat with a non-legendary being able to deflect Palkia's attack but also don't upgrade other legendaries for doing the same thing in the Hoopa movie?

Is Ash immune to anything like Mind Crush? Ash is physically strong because of the cartoon logic but Atem has his pharaoh magic that would make him brain dead.
I don't think old Atem's games of setting him on fire or shooting him would do anything if he's taking hits from Pokemon left and right but attacking the mind is a different thing.

still the strongest and mogs everyone thousands of years later

I kneel

Exodus

jewish [HEADCANON]

Done.

Yahweh is Jewish headcanon
Superman is also Jewish Headcanon

Yup, but also Lusamine seemlingly lighting up all of ultra space

mind crush is not a thing. At last not as what you might think happened with Kaiba episode 1.
Yugi made Kaiba's evil vanish from him into a minor villian from duelist kingdom.

Yugi can however, fully use cards on people if he wants to, as seen in season 3 with Marik, season 4, pyramid of light and capsule monsters and bonds beyond time

Complaining about death battle using lore despite numerous battle being decided by so

You lost, the PokeDEX warps you

I will laugh my ass off if they make the 1200 ATK stone soldier a moon buster.

What will Ash's penalty gamu be? Getting stuck in a giant pokeball like how Mokuba got stuck in a giant capsule? I doubt Death Battle is that big on Yugioh lore to get the reference though.

He should also be able to stick Ash's soul in a toy or card. Pegasus and Bakura did that with lesser millennium items.

Exodia is supposed to be Osiris, its why he's cut up into pieces.

he did resist the mind control from one Pokémon but that seems more like a weakness for the mind control since it can't effect dumb people

VSBW

The same site that has Tucker at multiversal?

Well Ash is screwed then because Yami mind crushed a lot of dumb people in season 0.

complex multiversal, same tier as Xeno Goku

The old testament and the new testament are like Star Wars a New Hope and Empire Stiles Back. While the Book of Mormon is Return of the Jedi. Jesus gets a great ending to his story arc set up in the second book. The twist with the red jews was fantastic. Regigigas also scales to that version of God so he easily solos Yugioh with Weezing's neutralizing gas.

claims to be the most powerful fictional character ever but is actually a huge jobber that would get stomped by every other pantheon

feels the need to try to force their headcanon on everyone

KWAB
Why do they always do this? Jews haven't changed in thousands of years.

Ash never got mindhaxed
Not that it matters since the one that needs to be mindhaxed is pikachu

penalty games are only if they cheat.

It is out of character, but he can also negate foreign magic with seal of orichalcos. Like how the first ever S4 opponent used it to prevent Yugi from using the millinenium puzzle to walk away from the soul betting duel.

tbf God is a egomaniac hypocrite.

If God knows all, including the future, he has no right judging anyone for the sins they were fated to do.
Heck, by God's Way, you can argue he actually compelled you to commit sin from before you were born.

Gengar simply rips Ash's soul out and puts it back. Ash then asks his Buddy Mewtwo to mind wipe Atem and make him forget why he's even there. Ash then has Machamp throw Yugi into space where he dies.

Jews literally worship fiction since money is fictional concept and that's all they care about.
By definition they are below fiction.

You lost pagan worm

Yugi actually resists mindhax

In capsule monsters Alexander the Great (yes, that one) tries to attack his mind, and he just redirrected it into the endless millenium puzzle.

Rips Ash's soul out

I forgot they do that shit in the anime. That's a good counter to some of Atem's attacks

Mind crush was a thing in season 0. In season 1 it was sort of dub thing.

Kaiba

It was largely a retread of when Yami turned Kaiba's heart into a puzzle. In the Japanese, his evil wasn't ejected into the form of a gay clown. The gay clown was a weird shapeshifter hired by Pegasus.

Gay Clown

In the Japanese he wasn't mind crushed and tossed into the shadow realm. He was simply wiped from existence.

Panik

Same thing. He wasn't mind crushed. Yami outright killed him.

The First Movie

The Abrahamic god is the biggest fraud in all of fiction simply because billions of people believe he's real, above all other gods in every other religion and omnipotent despite all evidence pointing to the contrary.
Kratoswank has nothing on his level of fraudulence.

Jak

You lost, Anon Babble won.

fiction

They also get GAMU'ed if they lose.

Not only that, but Shadi's Millennium key had the power to enter and alter minds and he nearly got killed inside Yami's mind. The puzzle shields his mind like a fortress.

The bible has more antifeats than comics, manga, video games combined yet people choose to believe yahweh is omnipotent. You start to see why people ignore antifeats to cope if they've been doing for this long already before modern powerscaling even existed.

He's fictional like every character posted in this thread

12 hours later

930k views

Indeed so mind haxing Atem is going to be a haaaard reach and knowledge check if they go with that.

Ash is likely just getting his actually captured mons anyways, and he has no psychics at all.

Buddy Mewtwo

never captured, outside help.

Yahweh is a literal trannyfucker

This is the being billions of people delude is all powerful, all knowing and transcends existence.

fictional character

Huh?

The supreme creator of DC looks like THAT????

SHITheist melty

Jesus is a trannyfucker

KEKARRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

But it's canon though

TROONtheist meltdown

tranny cock solos the entire Abrahamic cosmology that Western canon is based on

Kek
lmao even

befriended every pokemon

hyperbolic statement / not captured.
bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Ash_Ketchum#Pokémon

Thread wide atheistard psychotic episode

It's canon though

If Kratos doesn't kill that tranny fucking biblical god I will be disappointed.

Chiefslayer and mahiragi? True dimes.

Kratos after Doomslayer kills him for blasphemy

Post Yahweh not having a troon husband

Westbros, our media has been pozzed since the beginning...
No wonder why our comics are like this...

The point is that God gave humanity free will at the cost of knowing they could sin. We are perfect in our imperfection, which is why He loves us so.

Money money

So god doesnt know the future?

But why does god give babies cancer?

god doesnt give you anything you cannot handle

so those babies are strong af the ones that died...mmm, i guess they were muslim or somethin

The abrahamic god is proof a character can get fraudchecked a billion times by academics and scholars but people will still choose to believe you're gigaversal or something.

Mmm, roughly. Though match ups like these are why the Anon Babblesensus used to be "They'd be friends." as opposed to today, which is screaming about NTR and the weirdest theological takes I've seen this side of that one "Christian Dark Age" graph.

tbf revelation jesus killed death by drowing him in a lake

thats kinda rad

Superman BURSTS the bonds of Infinity!

God is supposed to encompass everything so that he means has to embody a fraud too.

concepts in the bible job to water

Worse than GOW

Ash did not catch Rayquaza
Ash did not befriend 'every pokemon in the world', either; using that STATEMENT, you could claim Ash brings out Arceus, etc because he's a pokemon, and thus he must have been befriended, right? Ash will absolutely have access to all the pokemon IN HIS ARSENAL, but he will not be getting "EVERY POKEMON IN THE WORLD"
Being friends with someone is not capturing them.
Regigas is not coming, Rayquaza isn't coming, and neither is weezing.

Now, maybe if Ash had some artifact he could whip out, to call upon one of these Legendary pokemon for help, I could probably see it MAYBE being allowed. Like, if he had the fucking Red or Blue Orbs he could summon Kyogre or Groudon, etc, I could maybe buy that because Death Battle is going full retard with

Well, they had this mcguffin at one point, so they'll bring it to the fight just because

That is the angle you should be arguing for, more than

le befriend all pokemon!

shit.

God won.
Satan lost.

Jews sure love making up frauds and scamming people...

God won

...the tranny cocksucking contest.

It's canon like the heart of the card

He doesn’t, the babies’ parents do.

Wtf I smoked all the time while pregnant and now my baby has cancer?! Why would God do this?!

But enough about Satan and his (you) cultists.

God created everything and by extension cigarettes.

Of course he knows, and he also knows that giving us free will was better than having us be obedient servants.

God did not make them, man did. It is a man’s choice whether he smokes or not, and it’s his burden to bear the consequences.

how can you have free will if your fate is sealed

Satan doesn't fuck troons tho

One universal atom in Hinduism >>>> Entire Abrahamic cosmology

It isn't sealed retard, that's the whole point of free will. God knows every action you could take and the outcome of every action, but it's up to you to decide what you actually do.

K, b, c.
The semitic desert trilogy is the WEAKtos of religious mythologies.

it is. If you can choose against what God says will happen because he knows your future, then well, god doesnt know your future.

every time God fails to answer a prayer is an antifeat

KWAB

God knows every choice you could make

"duurrr god knows nothang"

Atheism truly is brain rot.

I wish the battle between Chief and Doomguy was more respectful to Chief instead of Internet nerd bias towards the latter.

God Talk

Enough of this!

ENTER

You're lucky they didn't have a sex scene with Cortana and Doomguy

It's scary how many people here will experience eternal damnation instead of entering heaven. Let this be a lesson not to downplay God as a BOUNDLESS king

Post God destroying a universe. As in an actual universe and not just a dome with stars attached on it.

I cannot believe there were people who thought Chief wasn't going to be brutally murdered. Did they think he was fighting Buzz Lightyear or something?

post god

Post a superhero destroying a universe

Marvel's cosmology is explicitly based on the kabbalah anon

CHAD CHADttle thread in Anon Babble still standing

FUARKKKKKK......./dbg/ I kneel.

Kyle scales to a full running speed force flash, and is as powerful as the spectre as a white lantern(which is practically omnipotent) So speed and powrr go to Kyle. Strength wise, anyone who can match flies with superman without getting ko'd is beyond infinite multiversal. Skill wise, Simon's a retard and just a typical digging powerhouse with a mech, Kyle has training experience with Wonder Woman and can actually create the most powerful detailed constructs thr the GL corps due to being a professional artist. So even Skill goes to Kyle.

Everything goes to kyle.

Marvel's cosmology is based on Abrahamic fodder and schizo Jew ramblings

KEK

Slayer vs Chief almost at 1 million and it's only been half a day

ENTERRRRR

I think the issue was that it was overkill. Doomguy's kills are quick and efficient, this felt way too over the top. Chief got

stabbed by the Meathook

limbs arms chopped off

neck snapped

stabbed through the chest

body blown up

head impaled on his armblade

An actual glory kill would've been over when he snapped his neck or stabbed him, minus the limb chopping.

weakling priestess

too powerful to even be pictured and visualized

Allah is a BOUNDLESS BEAST

???

God knows you will rob a store
You do not rob the store

that means god was wrong

or

God knows you will rob the store
you rob the store
God judges you for robbing the store despite knowing you would rob it before you were even born

To be fair, the first fight between them had Chief teabagging Doomguy. At least Chief went out fighting, shooting at Slayer as he was dragged to his death. Can’t say the same about Asura who just got every single form of his no sold, then stabbed out of his final form off-screen. He got the “respectful” death but it was just sterile by DB standards and quite boring.

Kyle just [Headcanon thing he has never done nor has anyone in all of DC]

Nice, nice. Is this your favela lynchpin to rig it for Kyle, Swan?

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Kyle just re writes times manipulation with his ring to effect Simon on the abstract existence and supernatural level and simply negate simons ability to break logic in escaping being time manip'd. Simon isnt meta omnipotent within his show. Kyle is.

Chief was treated better but it still felt like he didn't do shit to Doomguy at all, and his death felt outright spiteful.

DCeks are SCARED, this is Archie Sonic vs Wally all over again

Jew bashing out of nowhere

Cope. The strongest characters are created by the chosen people who run your countries btw

godkek's brain cannot comprehend a hypothetical this complicated, you'll confused him

Still won against Sonic and Shadow in a fight with utter ease. And destroyed Sonics reality with said chaos emeralds and his own godly energies.

Retard atheist hours

God knows you COULD rob the store, and will judge you if you do. He also knows you could not rob the store. He knows every action you can take and every consequence of said action, but only you can take that action. It's really not that hard to understand, it's exactly how RPGs work.

Comics are disproportionately influenced by Jews to the point Superman started off by hunting down the KKK

Manga are made by Japanese for Japanese people

Video games are still owned by either Japanese or Western companies (Jews or Shabbos goys) or non white westerners

White people have no representatives in powerscaling

Omniversal scaled bugs > TTGL

Kyle vs Simon

Fight won't live up to the hype but will still be solid, shitflinging regardless of who wins

Coyote vs Tom

More fun toonshit, people will be very happy overall

Hulk vs Godzilla

Will exceed expectations and end up surprisingly kino, results will cause shitflinging regardless

Ruby vs Maka

Lukewarm reception, average fight, Maka winning to no one's surprise

Aang vs Traveler

Will have an okay fight, reception depends on if Genshit wins or loses

Ash vs Yugi

Great fight, may be soured depending on results

Gru vs Megamind

Won't be an incredible spectacle but fun enough, will be fondly remembered

Moonman solos all kike owned comic and games btw

Spider-Man: Edgy Mall Goth Slayer says wha?

Martian Manhunter > Mewtwo

Spider Man? GOT FUCKING RAPED

Super Man got raped by russians too desu

Thus Superman > TTGL

Dante would've TANKED that btw

Chief got manhandled the entire fight. The halo rent free delulu is strong.

Couldn't even handle a old mans raping

I have zero faith in any comic herald fight they will always find some bullshit for big 2 person to win

Spider-Man is a total man slut, but at least he gets pussy on the daily unlike most of these edgy video game posers on here.

his death felt outright spiteful

This I get where you’re coming from and that definitely could’ve been alleviated if they made the kill more efficient. Literally just a stab with the sword and neck snap would’ve done it. Can’t do much about spiteful deaths sometimes, DB just does whatever they feel like and in Chief’s case, made his death prop up Slayer. I think the fight felt more of a back and forth than people expected, especially with their weapons used. The Slayer didn’t really do that much damage to Chief, at worst before his death knocked him down with the rocket and bloodied him a bit. It was only near the end where Chief didn’t dodge the hook, did he lose.

343 paid them to make Chief's death extra humiliating.

Each yellow light is an entire cluster of galaxies, and its only a small part of the universe... Show a character that can destroy all this with a sneeze

edgy video game posers

DMC3 dante

edgy

????

KINGtos would do it with negative effort.

Is it me or were Doom fans the only one that cared about the MU? We had the Cortana fag sure but halo fans aren’t really powerscalers and /hg/ is dead as hell (sad asf btw), the Anon Babble thread is clearly Anon Babble crossposting

"Satan rebukes God, stating that Job would turn away from God if he were to lose everything within his possession. God decides to test that theory by allowing Satan to inflict pain on Job. The rest of the book deals with Job's suffering and him successfully defending himself against his unsympathetic friends, whom God admonishes, and God's sovereignty over nature."

Satan jobbed to a guy named JOB

KWAB

Nasa literally uses photoshop to colors in these images

Dresses like a asian femboy punk, acts like a dick with a troubled past. Sounds edgy to me.

Who's winning this

You can see it has no impact on the greater community

Tdldr coping, Doomguy violated John spitefully like he took his bunny and fucked it.

Thank God I hate Halo and love Doom, Chief is a pussy ass bitch. Doomguy is the goat fps hero.

This is edgy to spoderman fags

youtu.be/D_KBY5AafV0?si=hu4QK1QJGxzOiFRE

Anything that doesn't involve kneeling to black kweens and felons and bashing white supremacy is considered edgy to them.

DMC can be edgy and cheesy faggot. It's not that hard. Remember DMC2 and the anime? Both suck which makes it even more lame than anything Spideys done.

Which doesn't matter because the image is making fun of DMC3 Dante, you blind nigger.

Dantes is acting like a scene kid version of Deadpool and Vash the Stampede , just the aesthetic alone is early 2000s edge to me.

I-Is that *gulp* someone playing the guitar? AIEEEEEEEEEEE, SAVE ME MARVEL

KWAB.

God is omnipotent. Therefore, like His creations, he has free will. If He doesn’t answer a prayer, it is not because He cannot fulfill it, but because He CHOOSES not to. If a God is simply subservient to the wishes of all mortals, granting them at no cost or effort, then are they REALLY omnipotent? Is it really THEIR power, or the mortals’ power? To deny, to reject, to be capable of putting yourself over the needs of lesser lifeforms… THAT is true omnipotence.

Mocchi kills Metabee
That or something retarded like Pixie/Granity vs Hydranoid happens

Omnipotence? Hah, small thing for Incredible Hulk

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Spidey: Hola Sr. HOT TOPIC!

On topic, playing rock music is edgy too dumbass

BRO DOOMGUY BADASS

so boring that everyone has moved on

Lol, lmao

jobbed to Thanos who jobbed to ALL MIGHT

All Might? Beyond omnipotence.

15 hours

1 million views

posts franchise so boring, it has never been on the show

Superman: Stand Aside Boys. It's grown up time!

Even before that, Superman was a master shredder.

Battle IQ

IQ

Intelligence is unironically a filler stat unless it's dealing with a character who explicitly forces the fight to rely on it like Higuruma or weird non-combat gimmicks like Light Yagami
The only stats that matter are Strength, Speed, Powers/Hax, and Durability, with Skill and Experience serving as potential tiebreakers particularly for characters with similar movesets. So from this chart the real question that this boils down to is whether or not this is a Spawn vs Ghost Rider where hax beats raw strength and tankiness

Ben turns into Alien X and wins, Green Lantern can't summon his universe's God!

Horakthy literally has no feats of her own. This is a character that shows up to fire a beam, give a "power of friendship" speech then fuck off forever. There isn't even any hax or a lore tidbit to cling to, just a vague title and an NLF'd game effect.
"Creator of Light"? Base Necrozma victim.

Funnily enough, if you took away intelligence then it would be a tie according to the pic. Though, taking out skill and exp would have Kyle win.

power of friendship

outerversal power

Necrozma

Zorc copycat whom Horakthy nodiffs

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Then God does not know for certain if i will or will not rob the store?

Atheism is just powerscaling the bible to fraudcheck God

Nigger, if you believe in free will, then time is a multiverse. There are timelines where you DO rob a store, and timelines where you DON’T. God knows both branches. And because YOU choose which branch you go to, YOU are responsible for your own evils.

MY FUARKING BVLLRO

every card because his grandpa owns a card shop

I absolutely disagree with this in the same regard that I disagree with 'le befriend' idea, but they should give him all cards he has used in the anime.
MAAAAAAAAAAAYBE composite Yugi with every card he has used in GAMES - I actually went through all his deck lists a while back, and pointed out some cards of value, but I don't have the link to that
but Yugi should NOT be whipping out Sphere Mode, Super Poly, Lava Golem, etc.

Yugi just tributes Ash to summon a kaiju

The biblical god is so weak Kratos could kill him.

post proof of the bible having a multiverse

regardless, does god know if this timeline's version of me will or wont rob a store

posts franchise so good, it has never been on the show

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOO IM A FUCKING GFLESS HERMIT
AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO YOU BIG BRO

The biblical god is so strong Kratos would bow before him.

Kratos was intended to be one of the three kings, so yeah.

Kratos bowing before a god that's worse than Zeus on steroids

I guess he's fine with condoning baby murder and genocide then.

Delusional Gen Xer, Dante is either relatably moody or a party animal.

Sure
youtu.be/ON-ajL0fTyU?si=WZa6o8TtuJOYApHB

god floods thw world thinking it would kill all evil ppl

lets an old man and his two daughters that raped him while drunk survive

says he wont do it again despite knowing the future and knowing he'd regret it later / wouldnt get rid of all future wicked ppl

low iq god

YOU choose which branch you go to

so god doesn't know what branch you'll choose to go...looks like god doesn't know everything then mmm.

Roman Fanfic vs An Eisegesis

KINGmon and KINGtos are allies, and they're the strongest beings in all fiction.

can't overcome iron chariots in the Old Testament

gets usurped by Lucifer in SMT

dies in Vertigo/DC

jobs to Spawn in Image

This is your God?

My nigga, Death Battle is not getting a lawsuit over leaked lore.

Exodia is supposed to be Osiris

but Osiris is already Osiris...

He also couldn't stop the Pope from dying

OHNONONONO

saving a gay undertale pope

That would be an anti-feat

Beyond omnipotence iron chariots that would one shot Kratos btw

Outscales Composite Goku (Xenoku, CCku, Current Superku, EoX Goku) btw

Allah solos all verse btw

There is as much evidence for Kratos being omnipotence as there is for Yahweh being omnipotent. Which is to say, precisely none.

allah diddles kids

not even powerful enough to provide irrefutable proof of his own existence

Yahwehbros...

I will try to simplify it somewhat if that helps
If I have a D6, I know it will roll a number 1-6
If I roll it and roll a 4 I will know that it in fact landed on 4, though I'll also be aware of all other possible outcomes (1, 2, 3, 5, 6)
If I never roll the dice all I I'll know are the potential outcomes I could've gone (1-6).
Similarly, God knows in eternity everything that will happen (actual knowledge), but also knows everything that can happen (possible knowledge); in your example, he knows that you never rob the store, but he also knows that you could've. He's already seen it happen. So yes God knows for certain you will not rob the store if you in fact do not rob the store.
Hopefully you got that because actual knowledge/possible knowledge is useful for knowing what omniscience actually is

GODGODGODGODGODGOD

he stole the ark and flood thing from the epic of gilgamesh too

Anon, there is no “branch you’ll choose to go”. If it was predetermined, it wouldn’t be “choosing”. The fact that he knows the outcomes of BOTH of your possible choices is actually MORE impressive a feat than him knowing a singular predetermined outcome. Because he knows your choices, and the choices your choices will make, and the choices THOSE choices will lead to. His knowledge is literally infinitely exponential.

If god is all knowing he would be able to know if i will or will not roll the dice
and if i do roll the dice which number it will land on

me landing a number he didnt know means id be going against gods plan for me before i was even in a womb

AAAAAAA IT BURNS I AM SORRY THAT I CALLED GOD A JOBBER ON /DBG/ I PROMISE I WON'T DO IT AGAIN JUST LET ME OUT

he doest know the branch i will chose tho

so he isnt all knowing

schizo JOBweh fantasies

KEKYPOOPY

god is too much of a bitch he will torture soneone defenseless compared to him for eternity

sasuga all good benevolent god

Iron Chariots will protect your soul from God sending it to burn in hell btw

HAHAHAHA I POSTED IT AGAIN GOD JOBS TO IRON CHARIO-AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY SKIN'S ON FIRE

Heathen

There are multiple universes, with multiple versions of you, each making a different choice. God knows all of those versions of you, and what they will choose. What he judges you for, is what version of yourself you chose to be.

The fact that you keep arguing under the assumption that predestination still exists proves that you lack the media literacy needed for this debate. The second I said “free will”, you should have thrown any sense of what you “will do” out the window, because you will do everything and nothing all at once across the entire Christian multiverse.

jobs to Vince McMahon

youtube.com/watch?v=hMGWWpyFGFU

What the FUCK does any of this have to do with Kyle vs Simon?

so he does know how one specific version of a person will chose? Ok.

Then that version of the person never hsd a choice in robbing the store.

They chose to be the version of themselves that robbed the store. Still their fault.

Simon and Kyle are both omnipotent, omniscient BEASTS so we have to figure out how to scale that

it isnt
god knew that person before it was born and knew its future

Post Yahweh destroying a planet

it took him like 6 days but sure

Buddha solos God

Buddha has actual feats btw

He knew ALL of their futures. If he just told that person exactly what was “morally good” to do, then that person wouldn’t be a genuinely good person, because they were acting that way due to an external pressure rather than their own choices.

It’s like doing a test. Sure, the teacher COULD tell you all the answers and give you a free A+, but then you would be unprepared for the real world, because you never learned and compartmentalized that knowledge; all you did was follow orders your whole life.

yeah but he knows you will do sin
there is no test. You already made that sin before you were even born.

There will be a death battle where Kratos kills the biblical God

So by choosing to not a bank I'm forcing an alternative version of me to go rob the bank, and that fella gets sent to hell? WTF!!

Just don’t rob the store.

Just don’t rape the woman.

Just don’t be fat.

Holy shit, the answers are all here. You know all of them already, we all do, and we all tell you what the consequences will be, you just refuse to follow them, and when you burn in Hell, you’re gonna bitch like

HUUUUUHHHH WHAAAAT?!?

WOOOOOOOOOOOW, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?

FUCKING BUGGED MORALITY SYSTEM, NO ONE TOLD ME HOW THIS WORKED! THE GAME OF LIFE IS BROKEN, MAN!

He gets sent to Hell, and you get sent to Heaven, so it all balances out.