New Superman leaks

evil monkeys count as 'kindness is old-fashioned'

No it doesn't. It's not the regular populace that has a problem with Superman, it's these monkeys created by one guy making all the online insults.

You just know Lois thinks Superman is pathetic in this movie

Have you never read a fucking Silver Age DC comic?
They literally just did whatever because they could and contrived a storyline around whatever crazy shit they came up with. Silver Age Luthor would probably do something like steal 40 cakes as a means of powering a beam to give everyone tooth decay so that mind control devices could be planted in them at the dentist

I have no love for Snyder but at this point James Gunn dying violently would amuse me because it would also immediately end Sean's career

lmao who cares about capeshit movies

Please don't suck Please don't suck Please don't suck Please don't suck Please don't suck

Timm, Dini, and Burnett understood that certain classic Silver Age elements just wouldn't work in a modern adaptation...30 years ago.
You gotta know what to jettison for modern audiences and keep what really matters.

>The glowing thing in the sky from the trailer is a nameless extradimensional monster played for laughs as the Justice Gang fights him in the background while Superman and Lois have a tense conversation.

Remember how one of the major criticisms of MoS was that Superman and Lois were busy making out while the city was in ruins? Suddenly that's not an issue for people anymore.

I don't have the page save but I swear I've seen a page of a fairly contemporary comic with Lex Luthor getting trolled on social media and raging when someone calls him bald. I want it was one of the Batfamily doing it, but I'm prepared to be wrong.

This website is obsessed with them

Solaris is just played for jokes

Man, fuck that noise. Thats stupid.

Their thing failed and didn't work though.

More living people care about STAS than Silver Age Superman these days.

Evil monkeys are clearly pajeets

t. Evil Monkey

fucking type writing monkeys is going to make the film and by extension the new universe bomb out of existence

this could bankrupt WB

all because of literal shitposting monkeys

Theirs a parallel/ironic joke in this somewhere but im not clever enough to decipher it. Also at least zaslav might be gone from this failure but DC as we know it as well as CN will be kill

Well they completely failed at that and instead spent all their time sucking Batman’s dick at the expense of the DCU as a whole.

Kek no. Nobody even remembers STAS, it’s only BTAS and JL that are loved. Also Silver Age Superman is still what casuals think Superman is.

Well they completely failed at that and instead spent all their time sucking Batman’s dick at the expense of the DCU as a whole.

They really didn't. How many Batman centric episodes are in Justice League/Unlimited? To be fair it was for contract disputes but they did their best to showcase more obscure to casuals characters than the DCEU ever did.

I think Lois is unattractive in this movie. I didn't think you could get worse than Bitsie Tullock for ugliest Lois but by golly, this ugly cunt is giving her a run for her money.

hashtag GunnShit more like

Capemovies are for normies, not comic fans.

My real issue is the way they are using a foreign nation as political bait. There have been comics about Superman intervening in wars, if he should or shouldn’t get involved, being seen as an immigrant because he’s from another planet, fighting the Klan and more like that. But this movie seemingly erases any complexity and maturity by just making Lex responsible for everything, and all Superman needs to do is stop him so it’s all fixed. There’s war imagery in some of the trailers clearly inspired by modern events, but they stripped away the nuance, like WB is afraid to be called “woke”.
Also, its like Gunn has a fetish of american superheroes going to other countries to be their saviors. Happened in suicide squad, happened in Creature Commandos and now this. He uses the general term of “third world country” without committing to using a real one or what’s the experience of actual people living in the third world.

Still can't believe WB replaced first place with last place.

Is this what you're thinking of? It's from the Lex Luthor/Porky NIGGA crossover

This isn't really writing Gunn should be sampling...then again Tom King.

why is Anon Babble so full of snydertards and injusticetards

Omg YAAAASSS this is heckin wholesome epic bacon *holds up spork* and it's also so important to educate male minors away from the right wing?? This *clap* is *clap* everything

Why is Superman not popular anymore?

Man it's really easy to trigger you guys huh

You and your reddit flick are getting laughed at bro.

>Lex Luthor has an army of mutant chimps trolling Superman online 24/7 with the hashtag #SuperSHIT.

Not surprised LexCorp hires Indians desu

what??????? comic talks about current things?1??(one)?1? i cant believe it!!!!

Notice how none of your post or image is in the leak
Maybe you're just mindbroken

This is you, super sister (male)

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I look like the tranny about to buttfuck Jimmy irl
Yes I am a Gunnbro, yes I browse reddit for heckin wholesome chungus, yes my wife has a black boyfriend, yes I have low testosterone

just admit you don't read comics like red wing grifters and you just want to whine about minorities

Omg I heckin love minorities though they’re so valid and wholesome and diverse unlike racist whitey? your hate speech is literally giving me a heckin panic attack right now omg Superman would tell me trans and minority rights are human rights and vote Kamala because she’s #Brat yaaaaas

I'd rather you continue to be mad desu

Thread goes from movie discussion to Anon Babble shit

Over silver age shenanigans that would've been a good laugh 10yrs ago

What have we become

This is trying way too hard to be actual Silver Age. It’s PickMe shit

You are gay

Its infinite monkeys on infinite typewriters trying writing Shakespeare
And he taught them to hashtag SuperShit
Silly for modern times sure, but its fucking hilarious

it’s silly for Silver Age too. It’s a redditor’s idea of “wholesome heckin keanu reeves” superman from classic times from someone who clearly never read them. Trying way too hard to be lolsorandumb and quirky.

I really hoped that when the site went down it would be a bit of a restart and there would be actual moderation or some shit

I really hoped that when the site went down it would be a bit of a restart and there would be actual moderation or some shit or that trolls would move on

I really hoped you whiney superbitches who cry at not everything being your echo chamber and mods not being your personal army would at least learn how to use the site correctly first

Isn't this the comic book where Luthor hires Porky Pig to be a Twitter mod, only for him to get fired and Luthor ends up getting called an uncircumcised penis head by shitposter Daffy Duck?

No. This is the recent House of Brainiac book. It’s the author bery seriously crying how minorities are being oppressed by right wing posts on twitter

Doomsday revs up to punch Superman

Lois Lane runs up and kicks him as hard as she can in the balls

“don’t mess with women!”

*record scratch*

everyone says "000000000H" in unison

all the guys cross their legs in sympathy pain

Krypto puts paws over eyes and whimpers

Jimmy Olsen twiddles a finger on his chubby cheek and says "THAT'S GOTTA HURT"

close up on Doomsday’s face with him cross eyed

he says in a silly high pitched voice while looking in the camera

"Wowie zowie! Rillight in my pebbles!"

Cut to cgi Adam West at a BLM rally

"how come Batman doesn’t dance anymore? Remember the Batusi???”

dance party ending

Reddit Gold

Unfortunately I have to watch it now