Realistically speaking what would sex with each of them be like? (Besides being fictional$

Realistically speaking what would sex with each of them be like? (Besides being fictional$

fucking an onahole

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you dont have what it takes to handle Amethyst’s freak

I wish I did but I know damn well she would grow a dick or turn into my grandma or something

Amethyst strikes me as the only one who might have any interest in sex, so she's probably be the only one that it would be fun to do it with.

Garnet

She's already in a state of perpetual orgasm, so she likely has little, if any, interest in sex with anyone else. At best she might be willing to watch you jerk off.

Pearl

If you're a plus-size female, get ready for a sapphic sexcapade. She has millennia of experience, pic related. Otherwise, she'll probably be a somewhat nauseated, cold fish (this is assuming, of course, you aren't Steg Diamondcock).

Amethyst

This wild child is obviously down for just about anything. The problem, however, is she probably regards sex as hilarious rather than sensual. Couple that with her shape-shifting and prankster nature, and it should be an interesting and not necessarily pleasurable experience. She might swap genders mid-coitus (the big wrestler for example) or even species:

Dude! Check it out! I'm a chicken now! You're cock is in a cock! BAWK BAWK! Ha Ha Ha!

*Your cock

I bet Pearl's a whole different animal once you get her alone and near a bed. Amethyst has definitely been running her way through Beach City over the years.

Pearl is canonically bisexual so she also likes plus sized men like me

Mind breaking Amy sounds like turning her into quiet submissive moaning heart eyes school girl. Her leglocking you is the equivalent of aheago.

Pearl would be like trying to guide a stuff sex doll. She doesn't know what to do and is letting you do everything. Sensitive and keeps asking you to slow down even if you barely touched her. Garnet would hurt you, even trying to be safe would still leave you bruised and exhausted. She won't finish til she's satisifed, whether you're alive or not. Amethyst will immediately ask you for your fetish, shapeshift into that and then just as you orgasm, turn into something fucked up like a loli or your dead relative.

your cock is in a cock

i just found gold in a pile of shit, i also thought aboyt doing an ms paint drawing of some dude aggressively jerking it to garnet whos just standing there thanks to that first answer

Amethyst would be the only one trying to actually get herself off, but she would change to look however you wanted her to, and would be very open to roleplay and kinky scenarios. She'd be barking orders at you while you're inside her, telling you exactly how hard or deep she wanted it, but in reality be trying to make sure you both cum at the same time.

Pearl would only see sex as a service to her partner, having you lie back and perching herself dexterously on you dick, speaking formally the whole time constantly asking for affirmations she was pleasing you, asking you if her speed and pressure were to your optimal liking.

Garnet would pin you down, tell you to stop talking, and ride you at a constant, efficient pace, already knowing exactly how hard you like it and would just keep working you like that until you came twice.

I don't know why you people make Pearl sound like a right out of the box know nothing, she's the one who would be in total control preforming every sex move because you didn't do it right on purpose

Never watched SU but this seems like the kind of girl you find twerking on moving cars

Entirely within the realm of possibility for her.

amethyst twerkin on a car like the bitch in the GTA VI trailer

Yeah, its great isnt it

Gonna have to get a reference for the next drawthread

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Amethyst would be a slampig who farts when you fold her in half. Definitely gives the best head.

Garnet would get on top and slam your pelvis into dust but dropping her ass like a megaton bomb repeatedly until she cums and leaves. Doesn't suck dick.

Pearl would be the best lay but the worst head. Not getting your dick sucked is preferable to how Pearl sucks dick. But for fucking, not only is she flexible and agile like a ballerina but she lives to serve, she's going to research how to best fuck you.

I'd still fuck Peridot first.

I'd still fuck Peridot first.

I see we have a man of culture here

She takes a lot of pride in her industrial quarry dumptruck.

Amethyst

Pussy has great texture but she's fat in such a way that makes it kinda loose. She's interested in sensory experiences (such as eating) so I get the feeling that she actually fucks and knows how to throw it back right to make up for that. Basically like fucking any fat slut.

Garnet

Not actually that interested in other people, reserved, but with her future vision she can basically tell what the perfect way to get you off is. Like being put into a semen-extraction machine perfectly adapted to you but with no passion

Pearl

This could honestly go alot of ways, honestly I'm not sure. Probably kind of boring, alot of laying there, probably defaults to missionary without actually asking you.

Garnet

Like sex with a sheboon, gross.

Amethyst

Traumatizing, probably. Landwhales are gross

Pearl

Probably the least bad one here but it would be very demeaning knowing you've stooped this low, fucking some pathetic lesbo cuck when you could be having sex with a goddess like Peridot
I'd only fuck Peridot and also marry her and make genius babies

Emptied balls, worn out knees, and more hickeys than you can count is probably the experience with Amethyst.

kill yourself tranny

All these people talking about Amethyst’s butt and her being obnoxious and stupid in sexual scenarios

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I have other things to do right nooooow I can’t stop to fappppp uurrgghh

your alter egos dont count as other people, stop necrobumping

ok now lets talk about the gems who arent from the main three
perhaps like this

peridot

lapis

jasper

blank space, pick some other gem you personally think would be a good lay

Peridot

Best one ever, a shortstack goblin built for fucking and impregnating. Also makes cute noises

lapiss

Basically like Pearl but a toxic cunt instead of lesbian cuck so even more demeaning, some anons say they want to hate fuck her but I'm not into that

Jasper

She used to be an ok tomboy but her becoming a fusion slut for lapiss was a massive loss of respect, though she seems to have healed from that a little in Future but I don't trust it enough

Would the gems do well by an ace guy? I don’t want to have sex with them, but I’d totally like a buttjob from Ame or Garnet or one of them vibing me while we cuddle or something.

How can you be ace but still want to fuck? I dont get it

I literally just said I didn’t. Buttjobs and sex toys aren’t sex.

Why want to ejaculate onto their assess if you allegedly have no sexual desire?

I like having orgasms, I just don’t want to stick my penis inside someone to have one.

So you arent devoid of sexual attraction then. Why dont you wanna stick it in?

Because other people’s genitalia and insides are gross to me.

Are you autistic by any chance? How do you feel about seeing gore in movies?

Autism is a disease made up by normalfags.

I used to be completely unable to watch gore in movies. I can handle it sometimes now, but I had to leave the room during the pool scene from Final Destination V for about eight years after I first saw it, as an example.