if you were a mutant, whose side would you be on?
Professor X or Magneto
if you were a mutant
I'd take the cure rather than side with either of them. One's the reason everyone hates mutants, the other's the reason you need a tinfoil hat if you're going to live in Marvel.
I like Magneto.
my fellow mutants you must reject this false dichotomy. Take no part in this war amongst your people. Join me instead, and embrace the path of ninjutsu
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I assume I am a mutant because I am a hybrid between a dragon and a demon instead of being a X-gene mutant? Will side with neither of them. Will either stay in my home dimension/realm or abandon Earth for space.
Both of them are kind of massive fuckups
I'd join the Avengers first
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...Or more likely, I'd try to join the Avengers, and my shadow becomes a supervillain when he tries and fails to fuck the X-men's chicks and joins the Brotherhood out of inceldom spite.
Neither. If I were a mutant I wouldn't anything to do with either of these assholes. My mutant power is webbed toes. Nobody would have noticed untill these retards made the while mutant thing their own private little war.
Magneto. Professor X goes from a cuck to a cult leader. Magneto is a Jew, but at least he is sincere about wanting to control the world, I respect that.
The only advantage Professor X would offer is all the nymphets he has at his disposal, with you living together with a bunch of teen girls that are too isolated because their powers to form bonds with any other people but other mutants. Easy to groom and manipulate, but professor X is also a cuck so the moment I put my hands inside any girl panties he would see as the worse thing in the planet, and is not even like you can keep a secret from the creep. Magneto would have no issues with it, being a jew that is.
Neither, I join Whirlwind and rob banks.
Oh fuck, I hate rolling the dice like this...
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Guess I'll be too busy fucking up Peter Parker's love life and feuding with all the other guys that call themselves Satan to join either.
How many satans marvel has by now again? I can only think about mephisto and TOBA.
Marvel have several Satan-like characters of varying power levels. Best just to mind your business and not get involved in that.
Xavier, because i don't hate my father.
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Cool
But I'm not a mutant.
But let's see... on the one hand, the hottest girls are usually on the Professor's side.
On the other hand, Magneto is right.
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With powers like this I guess I'm like scarlet witch but at least I can stop mutant racism for good. I'd probably join Xavier considering I don't like magneto as a person.
both will send me to my death wtf
Strong Guy
Man, keep forgetting he's a mutant. Iron Man/Avengers guy and I think he's tech
Depends how mutant I am really.
Neither
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I guess I'd al-Ion with.c. let's say sinister for all the jean clone waifus
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You gotta be kidding me.
I'd probably just join Magneto and cream everyone.
X-Men, the pussy game is stronger.
x-men is trash
Hellfire Club
Magneto is a Jew
but at least he is sincere about wanting to control the world
I try to become part of the FF cast
depends on the writer
The only difference between the two militant, segregationist mutant nationalists is how hard and fast they plan to remove the normies.
And even that is up for grabs, considering that they both easily agreed to murder people when they were one person.
Evil softserve
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I’m making them both my bitches
I rolled three times for fun to see what I’d get. I got
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In all three cases I’m a radioactive hazard that would probably give cancer to anyone I fight or stand around with. Would Prof. X or Magneto really want me around?
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"react to anything even when it's too early or too late"
sounds pretty sweet
causality infringement
event denial
Both Professor X and Magneto are shitheads. If there isn't anyone but Professor X that can detect humans then your best bet is to just pretend to be fully human instead of risking your life with either of those cunts.
Are there any other possible options at this point? Cause both of those fuckers kind of shut down like almost any attempt to live under the radar just from Magneto being an unrepentant terrorist fuckwad and Xavier refusing to let anyone say no to his offer.
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Lets find out.
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Well I don't want to break myself so I guess I'm using this on the other member who have actual powers.
Probably the X-Men.
Xavier is the way to go, comfy mansion, solid dating options
literally all psychopaths, you'd be dead in weeks
Those two weeks would probably be full of sex orgies and pointless hedonism, so worth it.
Well, you could be a mutant like Forget-Me-Not and just fuck off and tell noone. Or one of those characters that is a mutant oh wait no they're not a mutant they are an inhuman wait no they aren't actually an inhuman they just have magic powers wait no they actually-. Those guys seem to have it easier.
professor x, better lineup
I'd choose captain america and the avengers. They take in mutants, former villains, and former villain mutants. If they let me in, I'd have a hero job that pays and gives me good publicity with Cap's blessing. That's way better than ethnostate bs.
True, but it didn't seem to save Kamala Khan sadly enough
Cerebro
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I open a fan store, I guess...
Xavier because modern writers just seem to hate him.
avengers pay is shit and you have the constant risk of becoming collateral damage
Better than the nonsense with the X people. At least i would know I'm the good guy and I'd get my name on a plaque.
stick with your own kind, mutie
Both are psychotic
So unless i get to do something like smash Emma or Storm then I'd probably go independant and just not be a part of that shit
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Meh...with disney princess power like this I best be with Prof. X, the brotherhood would probably make fun of my power while at the mutant school I have a chance to impress these mutant girls with my power.