Quality family time edition
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BCB – Bittersweet Candy Bowl
Looks like we're back to bullying Lucy!
What, you thought Mike would get more than one chapter that was 75% about Paulo and Daisy?
why is he wearing clothes?
Missed the meme window but still
more confrontation nightmare slop
oh brother
Lucy sucks so bad as a character, she does literally nothing and has no goals. She just shows up once a year to remind everybody to feel bad for her.
Mai-kul
seems we got another nickname for Mike
He's not a pervert
The things I'd do to those two
Toddler Chris is better at pronouncing his name than Sandy in school
Lucy in denial she's a slut
Daisy knows she's in trouble
kek
I wonder what else Lani has in store for her pupils
Mike's routine until James dragooned him into Track was to go to school, come back, spend all his time in his room cramming and spend zero time with his family
he wasn't even studying with Daisy anymore because ???
Man imagine if Taeshi bothered showing these things
Because otherwise average BCB reader would think Mike duplicated himself
The most important thing is that both Lucy and Daisy are attention whores
The British cops are back at it again
Either way someone should pin them down and knock them up
It's cool when it's a whole movie. I have to listen to Elmo's world at least 5 times a day
its a lucy chapter
God damn it goddamn it GODDAMN IT
Damn look at all those bricks. Lucy got lost inside the most boring Lego set
based as fuck
taeshi just give the people what they want
Hoping that Chris and Haley get more focus in the future.
Could also be a Gus chapter. Lucy wakes up screaming from her sex dream, bothering Augustus and sending him on a quest.
Oh you know that would end up in Daisy and Paulo somehow because Augustus has to sever ties to everyone else before he becomes the perfect teddy bear
Hopefully this means he's coming back for her soon
Whoever commissioned the latest MarsMiner piece: based
All of Taeshi's female characters need to be fucked, knocked up, star in a porno, or do any other lewd thing that can come to mind. Because at the end of the day their personalities and characterization is so bad, that the only appealing thing left is their designs.
Lucy's main reason for her wacky behavior is only explained after 120 chapters
Mike's reason for being wacky is only explained three chapters later
So what was the point of the rest of the comic?
The smut it inspires
Therapy for Taeshi
Second Confrontation really did a number on Taeshi huh.
And it's probably the same anon every time God bless.
love that daisy
I do strongly disagree, I love their characterizations and think their personalities work, but hopefully the fanfiction I'm planning will have that. I want to write about hypothetical erotic polycules between the characters across several fanfiction universes. So yeah, alongside gorey action and horror, lewd adventures await, if I can handle it. There are also a few existing ones where they get fucked and knocked up.
LUCY
GETTING
RAPED
Lucy consensually having unprotected sex ignoring the dangers of impregnation!
I miss the old Augustus
This pair will never not remind me of this edit
Another useless and pointless fucking chapter.
I have not read since Mike didn’t get with the gay cat. What have I missed?
New Years: Paulo has a half-sister who is being happily raised by his mother and some guy. He reacted to this information by breaking Mike's things and running around during New Years trying to find someone, anyone, who will comfort him with sex. He gets rejected by Rachel, Abbey, Molly, and Mike, who begs Paulo to accept friendship without dick, but Paulo refuses. From this we can deduce that Paulo's mom left not out because she didn't want to be a mother, but because Paulo specifically sucks.
Seeing Stars: Lucy's still crazy, and her brain has conflated the Alejandro incident with her fears that none of her friends really like her. For some reason she resents them, despite them showing her nothing but unconditional support and affection.
Behind Closed Doors: A flashback chapter of Paulo being a soggy bitch because his friends don't like him being an unrepentant asshole all the time.
Method Acting: Jessica's still a psycho, and wrote a play which recasts her grudge against Tess as Jessica's heroic and brilliant self-insert single-handedly taking down a haughty villain. Rachel, Matt, and Jordan are, quite reasonably, upset by their portrayal as dumb morally-bankrupt joke characters.
Rain Check: Lucy sees Daisy is sad, and solves this by taking her to the burgertron and feeding her milkshakes while interrogating her. Paulo overhears Daisy yell that she 'loves him' because he was standing just off panel in a pocket of folded space. Daisy runs off in embarrassment, Paulo chases and catches her and declares that they're dating now.
Review Session - Third Wheel: Paulo and Daisy love jealousy; their own, other people's, whatever. They fulfill this fetish by talking about how Abbey would be mad if he knew they were dating, and how he's a great guy who they wish would cuck them both. Daisy tells everyone Paulo has ever flirted with that she's dating him, and is disappointed that no-one cares.
Second String: Mike is miserable.
Lucy (Alejandros cum rag)
Thanks for the recap, anon. Honestly, Paulo and Daisy sorta dating is more progression than I had expected but otherwise everything else about tracks with what I figured
What's making Mike angry anons, make your guesses
Something something Lucy is a bitch
Sandy accidentally sent a video of her fucking Francis
Sandy accidentally sent a video of her fucking Francis and she was using a condom when she knows Mike wants her to get knocked up