Death Battle

What are some matches where a hero rightfully defeats a villain?

Annoyingly, this is how it goes with pure comic Omni-Man.

Kyle when he arrests and kills Simon for destroying an entire race and several universes

KINGtos vs EVILsura, who MUST be better.

You’d have to be legitimately retarded to think that.

I think this is probably crazier than Homelander's heat vision

This. Kratos showed him the light of kingliness but asura rejected it because he was so cowardly and weak. This was a clear retelling of Jesus vs Satan in the book of revelations

People will tell you this is just the surface of the sun despite them diving through the sun for pages until they reach that goop

Okay, perhaps I wasn't being total in my assumptions. Nolan has the stats to totally ruin John. It is more just that in the case of specifically his heat vision that he would be more dangerous to Nolan than Death Battle presented him.

They didn't dive through the Sun for pages. They stay on the surface for nearly the entire fight save for a single instance.

Genuinely asking this but why is villain vs villain much more satisfying than hero vs villain? Homelander getting his shit pushed in by Omni-Man is immensely more satisfying than anything Superman would do to him. Why?

Unless you self-insert as the specific hero the universe wanks off beating uo the bad guy, a third party much prefers to see two badasses ripping eachother up. Like a chimp fight.

Because villains and anti-heroes are allowed to be more brutal.

That Goop was likely the convective zone, the fourth layer from the surface counting the atmosphere
The air of heat layer above would be the radiative zone, where energy moves outward as radiation.
The hotter, thicker, more viscous layer like goop or liquid fits the convective zone, where heat is carried by massive currents of plasma—turbulent, flowing, and much more dynamic, like boiling soup.

Not that anon but it really depends how you look at it. Some of the feats people use to downplay Mark and other Viltrumites are still pretty insane. You could choose to highball Homelander's heat vision and downplay Viltrumite-adjacent-characters' resistance, but why would you?

Even the most generous interpretation of Homelander’s laser vision would be the equivalent of a winter breeze when compared to Nolan being able to fight right next to sun, tanking the orbital laser, diving through a planet’s core, surviving the ensuing explosion of said planet, and so on. I don’t even know why you’re gassing up HL’s lasers so much when they explicitly said that his beams are far less hot than the sun.

Villains are more entertaining and them killing or being more brutal tends to be more in character for them. Plus depending on the matchup you might not mind who ends up losing

We've finally accepted that Kyle is the strongest and he needs no 'swank' to help him, right?

I figure they were in the corona at some point

Nah these threads have just hammered in how Simon has more of an actual case to win

Adding on, while being more brutal physically, a villain won’t hold back verbally either like a hero would.

I like it, to an extent, but I don't really like how this is how things played out for Thragg. His battle with Battle Beast seemed to color him in such a way that he actually was beginning to understand human feelings and emotions.
It more just seems like that it would have been that Thragg and his NeoViltrumites would have began spreading their empire to places besides Earth and inevitably causing a confrontation between themselves and the COPs and forcing Mark to choose between listening to Nolan and continuing nonaggression or helping his friends save their worlds.

It's because ultimately all of their villain vs villain matchups are 'extremely evil guy' who gets his shit pushed in by 'also evil but not as bad' guy. People fucking love that that, the "I may be a monster but I'm not a MONSTER" type stuff.

Also all the villain matchups where that doesn't happen (Thanos vs Darkseid, Adam vs Apocalypse, Akuma vs the MK jobber) are a lot more hated

Thanos Vs Darkseid and Adam Vs Apocalypse

Hated

?

I have grievances of my own with Invincible's story beats, but I see Thragg as a giga-Viltrumite monster. Legitimately Kane's size from the WWE. Of course he'd have to be the final boss and get taken out in a most spectacular way

This fight lives rent free in my head. Hope DB does it one day.

People usually down play their opponent because they know they can't win. Simon needs his team or he can't do half the things you claim he can btw.
Kyle is a one man army

Not even actual exponential black flashes can save Yuji's ass from Naruto

Kyle is a one man army

That sums up like 99% of characters ever mentioned in /dbg/, that's not impressive in the slightest

Oh definitely. I just think it could have been cool if there was a run back of Mark vs Nolan again on the matter of ideals of wanting to do what's best for the Empire and wanting to do what's heroic (regarding this hypothetical Thragg scenario). Mark could even have reversed the 500 years onto Nolan to show how much he's grown into a person.

Simon isn't shit without his team. That's it.

Just seems a bit infuriating how people keep on being excited for ragebait
we know kyle will win already

Yuji is for Denji

An evil piece of shit dies either way, it's a win-win

Kill yourself listroon

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN'T, ALRIGHT??

t. Simon when the LE erases him from history

Vibes?

...it works, brings him back, and he kills Kyle

Well yeah, the show actually makes John look more impressive compared with the comic version.

I mean you kind of just proved it. Look at the sheer fucking aura in the top two images, they even call him naked jesus.
Yeah okay Mark tanked a big explosion - which isn't that impressive considering surface area btw - but it was done with no weight and zero fanfare.
Homelander would GAPE the Graysons, starting with Debbie and Eve.

Ehh... Homey's fights with people on his level have been pretty lackluster

Just for some context that ICBM was headed for the Sun and would've triggered a solar flare powerful enough to disrupt global communications

Then this is the fight where Mark just gets shot and nearly killed by the Mauler Twins because of some shitty gun, right? That'd never happen to CHADlander.

There are probably some heroes who can be brutal and a dick. Honestly, Kenshiro, a man known for being stoic and compassionate, fits this description. He uses Hokuto to not only brutalize villains but also to just fuck with them. Though, it's dependent on the kind of villain he's fighting. Most of the major antagonists have sad backstories or the slightest sliver of humanity in them, so Kenshiro fights them with more respect. It's all the two-bit, comically evil mooks who are on the receiving end of Kenshiro's dickish side.

youtube.com/watch?v=mQD2w4HU3jw&t=88s

Basically, if Kenshiro fought Akuma, then Kenshiro would fight like how he did Roah or Souther. If Kenshiro fought Homelander, then he'd probably use pressure points to force Homie's eyelids shut right before he activates his laser eyes.

Yuji is for Boruto's dad. Denji is for the trashcan.

Materials in Invincible are so strange given how the series sometimes tries to be more grounded in nature.

Whoever drew this has never touched a comic in his life.

that FUCKING whore FUCKING burnt my FUCKING eye man, FUCK!

holy shit this is so bad
this is like what people make fun of that demon hotel show about

Dude, fucking Shapesmith could beat Homelander. People are seriously not trying to hype up Homelander like he wouldn't be a villain of the week anywhere else.

doesnt a clone of homelander get fucked up by a bunch of tanks
or is that after he's inhaled the crazy gas
i dont remember the ending of the boys that well.

Yuji Vs Naruto is an uninteresting stomp match against someone whose main attack is “punches and kicks” and someone with a varied and interesting arsenal and numerous transformations. It’d be like putting Yujiro against Cell, both power and ability expression wise. Yuji and Denji are in the same bracket of ability expression, have more in common, and that MU is generally just more interesting.

Maybe by feats. But by hype alone he'd be an endgame level threat in pretty much any verse.

By hype alone

Ends with a 'I thought you were stronger'. Homelander is for people like Captain Underpants, Mr. Incredible, and Tighten.

Tighten with Metroman's speed gapes Homelander and it's not even close
He gapes him even without it lmao

That's true. It's sad when even that's an unfair match. The ending would be funny though. Tighten would obviously take leadership of The Seven.

This is what makes Omni-Man so popular, his brutality is precise and calculated in contrast to other evil supermen who are just blithering schizos

By hype alone Homelander would get obliterated by literally any verse that has a singular cool moment.

I don’t know about that… he’s the strongest yeah, but he’s also a pathetic little man. Props to him for fighting till the bitter end, though. Noir punched his jaw off and he still had the willpower to tear Noir’s skull and rip out his guts

So could Yugi's bs card rules work on DIGITAL monsters?

Yes because the Digimon TCG exists too.

Popup: In Sonic Rush, the Chaos Emeralds could have destroyed the universe when reacting to the Sol Emeralds. Also, super forms utilizing Chaos scale above the speed of the Paradox Prism and Time Eater destroying the universe in 10 seconds.

In short, Chaos Emeralds give thoughts power. With them, Eggman's best machines can run indefinitely while matching the greatest powers ever seen, like when three supers battled Solaris, who tried to destroy time itself. Solaris extended its chaos across multiple timelines in about 20 seconds, or 73 quadrillion times lightspeed.

So like why is anyone pretending Shadow vs Mewtwo wouldn't be solely a spite rematch akin to Doomguy vs Master Chief or Tifa vs Yang given these are the stats they gave Eggman

What kinda hivemind or evil cosmic overlord character would in character end up turning their foe into its servant or drone slave?

Could Mr.Incredible become an S-Class Hero in OPM?

doesn't know Digimon TCG has it's own rules

doesn't know that in Digimon World 3, Digimon themselves play the card game.

What do you do when a character is wildly, wildly inconsistent?
My Example:
Alan Moore's Miracleman had a shaky start where Moore admits he was still figuring things out (getting ages wrong, getting the timeline muddy, eg)
In Issue 1 of Miracleman, he flies over the moon in a few seconds in a fit of joy (not meant as a feat, just happens)
In Issue 2 of Miracleman, he gets knocked out by getting smacked into the ground at Mach 3
In Issue 3 of Miracleman his flying speed is guessed to be around Mach 2
In Issues 4-20 of Miracleman, he regularly travels global and intergalactic distances in seconds or minutes
In Apocrypha there are solid serious feats of massive speeds early in his career (like experiencing every minute as though 1 year passes and moving as normal)

So what do you do if some statements say out loud you're Mach 2/3 but others say you can fly around the universe? Is it always just high ends even when sometimes you're slower than a jetplane

because stats don't matter vs Hax

I USE THIS CARD TO SEND YOUR GREYMON TO THE GRAVEYARD

W-What? Greymon's evolving? SKULLGREYMON!?

Because Mewtwo can think once and turn Shadow into a drooling infant.

Powerscaling retards say use the high-ends so they can feel good about their dolls beating the other guys' dolls, sane people say that it's a pointless waste of time to use such a character

Yes but I don't see him breaking top 15, 10 if we're being generous.

sane people

You mean lazy dadaist assholes

If a character has enough legitimate feats of doing a thing without some weird caveat, and the story generally relies on them needing to have the stat to do said thing, it seems pretty safe to say they can do it.

It's like with Superman, where most of his fights don't really pass town level but in general him needing to be able to pull the moon or Earth is a necessity for a lot of his stories to work, and once you get into universe tier bullshit that's when you're trying to stretch the character beyond what he's intended a lot of the time.

Heroes act massively OOC in most death battles(or any hero vs hero crossover) because most don't kill or would even fight over the petty ways DB starts the fight. In Villain vs Villain has them acting pretty in character most of the time

most superheroes are like this, but death battle fans just ignore those runs or never read them
Every Superman comic where he has a mullet, for example he'll be beat up by Metallo. It's the same stuff, just ignore the low ends.

quadrillion times FTL

You kinda have to have your opponent not basically be able to live out a thousand years and then turning you into meatchunks by breathing on you really hard before a single one of your neurons can even begin sending a signal for hax to matter. Even if we gave him Necrozma's speed, that shit's single digit trillion to double digit quadrillion

Who can beat Goku once he's wearing this?

No, no. Sane people.

Mewtwo can directly scale to Deoxys and Rayquaza. You’re never gonna guess what the former does for a living.

A Phoenix Force canister?!

solo you verse

vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:StrymULTRA/Pokémon:_Deoxys_Meteor,_but_this_time_is_speed
Not go quadrillion times FTL?

inb4 VSBW calc

If VSBW doesn't calc it in the quadrillion times FTL, what makes you think DB will?

Something you are not

Mewtwo's mind hax is garbage either way

Villains are just all around better characters, "heroes" are cucks.

Superman

I just don't like wanking someone if it isn't being true. I can't say "Miracleman is Niggaversal speed" if I read the story and it says Mach 2. It also just wouldn't make sense in my head arguing he would fight that speed in a hypothetical, if there's times he could have but did not
I'm taking this way too seriously lol, but that's just how I feel about most high ends

Mario

Where do people that say Maryo instead of Mario scale?

Mewtwo's mindhax ignores resistances and controlled the entire globe. He pwns buddy

It was already confirmed per word of god that he doesn't need them and he can do it all solo

... in my dreams!

Go with that average portrayal within reason.

Uhhh could you sound that out for me

>solo you

Simon literally speedblitzes in base Gurren Lagann

Me-ry-oh instead of Mahr-ee-oh

kylesaar became completely quiet after all of the images of Hal, Aquachad and Lucas Simon cucking him were posted

huh

Kyle's speed is on par with the speed force. Cope.

Alternate Timeline
Kyle and Wonder Woman are not a thing
Kyle and her divorced because of cheating

So what's stopping mewtwo from doing this to Shadow?
youtube.com/watch?v=4c_FAY0yVlg

inb4 it's forma de negro

source: I made it up

Shadow would use his own Planet Busting Attacks (that have never once busted a Planet or even a mountain or even a cardboard box)

Literally anyone. You literally can just become Goku with Infinity Stone and Chaos Emerald amps.

Meanwhile, in reality:

Nah, it's about 2 AM in India right now. He's just sleeping.

Then Shadow blitzes, unironically Sanic has far far better speed feats than strenght feats, like running through several infinite spaces, and being able to catch with a rocket that traveled to the end of the universe.

Nope
Aquaman stole Kyle's kiss because he was being a limpdick virgin
Literal cuckoldry

Popup: In Sonic Rush, the Chaos Emeralds could have destroyed the universe when reacting to the Sol Emeralds. Also, super forms utilizing Chaos scale above the speed of the Paradox Prism and Time Eater destroying the universe in 10 seconds.

In short, Chaos Emeralds give thoughts power. With them, Eggman's best machines can run indefinitely while matching the greatest powers ever seen, like when three supers battled Solaris, who tried to destroy time itself. Solaris extended its chaos across multiple timelines in about 20 seconds, or 73 quadrillion times lightspeed.

These are the stats they gave Eggman, who wasn't even there in the Solaris fight

a rocket? which rocket was this

Early Part 2 Naruto fucking Stomps Yujikuna with 4 Tails alone. Stuff like Sage Mode, Chakra Mode, Kurama Mode, Six Paths Sage Mode, and Baryon Mode is overkill. He'd stop 20 Finger Sukuna too, even if he had Mahoraga, whose adaption means shit if it's completely destroyed in one attack.

Kyle didn't want to kiss her, and said out loud he didn't want to.
Kissing someone while they're knocked out is considered SA

posting an old comic when Kyle was new and not as experienced

Really showed me. Kyle won btw

BRING ME GOKU!

1.DBZ
3.fate shit
5. Alucard bests fate shit SMD
7 . Cirno would be enough Reimu is overkill
9. jojo
10.ike
11 Moon
12. KYS
13. fat tits dragon bets loli dragon
15 new hoo-bot beats old hoo-bot, old hoo-bot is still hotter
17. enough DBZ
18. periwinkle hoo-bot beats blond hoo-bot

He had to kiss her to save her life, he didn't want to because he's a cuck who wanted to get off on Wally and Aquaman kissing her instead.

Wasn't aware that Kyle somehow got massively faster. Can you post scans?

The dodon rocket. Alternatively Sanic and blaze were able to escape an alternative universe in a short time.
youtube.com/watch?v=E61iUraFV8k&t=13247s

huh. tsr scaling is new

I'll post them when I also get the scans that shows Kyle destroying a universe

More like PROJECTINGtos vs CHARACTERBUTCHEREDsura.

It's common knowledge he fucking scales with the flash. Might as well ask 'wasn't aware superman could fly. can you post scans?'

This shit would get 5 millions views it's first day.

So if a flower was dying of dehydration and asked you to piss on it, you’d do it?

Ye

Simonsisters...I'm getting scared

Asura, you fucking chud! Don't you know how bad anger is? It makes you kill millions of innocent people in your rage!

...What do you mean you never did any of that, and that you're a force of good?

He's catching up to The Flash....I thought him scaling with everyone was just Swank fanfic

Kratos never killed any innocent people he wasn't forced to to defeat the Gods. Asura's only a force for his tantrum, he was never put into a single trolley problem in his life like Kratos is always.

I think we could power this up more.

All Digivices, Crests, Tags, and Digimentals (Digimon)

The Shikkon no Tama (InuYasha)

The Godzilla calling device (Zonefighter, Hanna Barbera Cartoon, Animated Series)

Crystal Coconut (Donkey Kong)

Syringe of Hulk Blood

Megaman's power absorber

7 Dragon Balls

Masterball and Pokemon Snatcher (Pokemon)

Poltergust 5000 (Luigi Mansion)

Made by Adamantium, Unobtainium, Vibranium, and Nth Metal

Webshooter (Spider-Man)

What else can we put on this?

Even his CONSTRUCTS are faster than the flash... he can even row row row his boat faster than Simon can.

Kratos never killed any innocent people he wasn't forced to to defeat the Gods

Greekbros… he HATES us…

Pokemon is a weak verse. Digimon answer Sonic solos

stay and let the Gods escape because a dickbag is blocking your way

no thanks. Greater Good prevails

Metal Sonic jobs to Zeti. Mewtwo also controls machines. There's not a single character in Sonic he doesn't stomp.

Super Pellet Supply (Pac-Man)

Kratos was too weak and crazy to not punch the trolley away like Asura.

This might be the worst fucking comparison I've ever heard. I can actually post scans of Superman flying. Meanwhile I don't think I can find a single scan of Kyle actually keeping up with a serious Flash and he almost always gets blitzed.
You're free to post one, of course.

bait used to be funny

Asura never had a trolley. Man cannot willingly choose good if he is never put through suffering to get there. God said that.

Mewtwo can control machines. His hacks are to bullshit for the grounded world of Sonic. Idk what Digimon has to do with this. Off topic from that but I'd love a Digimon Beyblade or Yugioh fight.

kills innocent Greek citizen by smashing his skull against the wall

drops down the ledge right after instead of doing so in the first place and going around him

Greatergoodbros… we’re not the smartest tools in the shed…

I like how it's always scaling to Flash's high ends because they're traveling together while engaged in conversation, while simultaneously if we were talking about Flash they'd talk about his high ends in terms of "he's soooo much faster than GL and Superman"

bait used to be believable

AAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEE MEWTWO-SAMA PLEASE DON'T USE THUNDERBOLT ON ME!!!!!!!!! MY GREATEST FEAT IS DESTROYING A BOULDER!!!!!!!!

Asura suffered and died more than Cucktos the weak.

No, if we were talking about Flash high ends we’d be talking about Wally running to the end of time and Barry outspeeding himself.

Spinach

he wasn't serious

what a cope. Kyle fucking scales with the flash in terms of speed.

The entire Zero Point

No one, that shit scales above TOAA and DC god

can't use your fingers on a ledge if he's standing where your fingers are trying to go

homander

Not the point. You are illiterate as well as immoral.
If you never have to make a hard decision in your life, you cannot be said to be good, just pampered and given easy choices. KINGtos does the right thing, always. And the right path is not an easy path.

Does beyblade got anything on Digimon's bullshit levels?

Kratos wasn't trying to be a good guy. He just wanted revenge. Pretty sure he didn't care about civilians ever.

Flash wasn't even blitzing to another continent kek

Why didn't Kratos just use his superpowers to jump over the guy at omniversal speeds?

Even the comic linked above where they're 'traveling together' Kyle admits Wally will cover more ground than him like one page later and then Wally in this same comic has enough time to only get Alan and Jay away from a nuke and thinks Kyle died to it.

Asura, what the FUCK do you mean that you didn’t kill your wife and daughter? Don’t you know that builds CHARACTER?! Also I was mind controlled by daddy Ares, Tyr told me so I could cope with my actions. Just ignore the hundreds of other innocent men, women and children I killed along the way.

Woah Flash must be pretty fucking slow

Broly? Maximum power.

This is the cope fags use when they refuse to believe there was another option they could have taken
Asura did have to make hard choices btw

Here's Kyle lifting infinite weight btw. He's just going to pick up STTGL and toss him into a black hole.

holy shit green goblin?

I dont think Broly is a superhero, Markus...

not telling the Greek citizen to stand on his tiptoes for 3 seconds

no it would be taking the "instant teleportation" out of context and "those were for charity, Clark"

Hard agree, they are wasting Atem on Ash when he should be fighting Tai. It's an actual debatable fight that could be so much more grand.

You weren’t supposed to ask this…

The instant teleportation feat is unironically so far below the other shit Wally and Barry, and honestly even fuckers like Godspeed have done that it’s more of a meme to bring it up.

Digimon scales above Yugioh. Yugioh is a featless verse. There are barely any statements outside of "the strongest monster EVAR killed everyone in a small town once"

I'm pretty sure Yugi's gimmick is his hax

This was barely supersonic and Kyle can't fight at that speed by his own admission. This guy they were fighting was using sound waves and had them both dead to rights so they had to team up...

Which aren't that impressive when you realize it only effects evil people. Mind Crush isn't killing anyone.

Yugioh has onscreen galaxy level feats. They're stronger than Kyke.

every "impressive" feat kyle has is just something out of context.

Why do kids love villains more than heroes?

I mean stuff like Swords of Revealing Light being used on other people and reflecting attacks or whatever

Pretty sure he didn't care about civilians ever

kills Poseidon

drowns 90% of the Greek population

kills Hermes

inflicts the plague on the rest

Sounds about right.

yeah the "hard choice" of being handed an easy option where nothing bad happens ever because everything is convenient for you.

Lolwhat. Running and thinking at grossly faster than light speeds while mulling over ZEPTOSECONDS is not a low end for Flashes

I don't see what's stopping from copying the rest of mewtwos powers powered by the emeralds and the speed difference. Also the black shield can protect metal from being controlled. You act like Metal Jobbing disproved he's beaten Sonic and fucking Shadow too. Who can beat the latter even easily to to them being low multiversal.

That's it? lmao

Where did I say that it was a low end? I said that the instant teleportation thing isn’t that impressive compared to other high ends like Wally outspeeding the Speedforce, Barry outspeeding himself, and Godspeed being the battery for Paradox killing Barry’s all throughout the timeline.

Flash's limit has always been treated as the speed of light or slightly beyond it, otherwise he gets sucked into the speedforce
He's gone faster in some stories on very rare occasion but saying outrunning instant teleportation (that's also not what it was in that story btw) is a low end feat is battleboard brainrot

heroes are cucks

villains are CHADS

It's just that simple.

Asura literally deciding that he would give his life for literally everyone but his daughter instead of working under Chakravartin was an easy choice

I must have misread your post, that's my bad. But Wally being the fastest dad in the multiverse and outpacing the Speedforce is a bad feat. If he was moving at infinity+1 he would have wiped that planetoid clean of Venom's nega cum in less than a panel

get recommended a powerscaling fallacy video by some literally who

/dbg/ somehow violate every single one of them

uh congrats I guess

Again, literally never said that it was a low end feat, just that it isn’t as crazy as other feats Flashes have performed.
Well the entire point of that sequence was that he was trying to clean up the goop that was produced by his own fears. All of that was produced by himself and being created as fast as he was making it, so he had to push himself harder than ever before to clean it instantly, which led to him outspeeding speed.

What about that girl in GoW 3

Ad Hominem is actually funny tho

The simplicity of it is that if you're 'muh hero' you might as well bend over and take up a black dick up your ass because that's the only way you're ever going to sexually please anyone

You literally shouldn't even be talking unless you're a villainGOD

It's true that the wall or barrier has always been tied to the speed of light in some capacity

How long do you think it would take for powerscalers to reinvent the concept of cosmology scaling if it was erased from everyone's minds tomorrow?

interracial HOMO fantasies

slandering Super CHADroes

Fellow CapeCHADS.......G.

What makes a hero? What makes a villain?

get recommended a powerscaling fallacy video by some literally who

why are you shilling this liter—
WAIT. you retard, that's fucking Mario

What makes a hero?

being a half-blood between a human and a god

What makes a villain?

doing things on your own

I think it was hyperbole. It would be seriously pathetic if he "outsped speed" and still couldn't pull it off because the dark matter was planetary. It had nothing to do with Wally having multiversal, faster than the speedforce fears

Die you pedophile die.

Average portrayal is absurd when people tend to use End-of-Series versions for other characters
The nature of comics means high ends are the fair equivalent to End-of-Series abilities or upgrades in other stories

Pretty sure somebody coped (not sure if it’s the same guy you’re replying to) she wasn’t innocent because she liked fucking Poseidon or whatever because of a diary or whatever. She was just a sex slave that got brutally gored apart by a machine Kratos put her in.

Not thinking the dark matter from the evil multiverse with its own speed force isn't also fast

Dumb dumb dumb

your mom is a pedo

What makes a hero?

Sacrificing yourself for your daughters future

What makes a villain?

being greek

Dude, in this very issue it’s explained that this “planet” is literally the source of all Dark Metal esque worlds throughout the nega multiverse and that Wally purging the “main” one, aka his own, was necessary to purge all of them. His fears were LITERALLY multiversal.

You're contriving the plot. And capeshit isn't deep enough to justify that

The note left by Poseidon only ever mentions Poseidon liking her. Not that Kratos would be justified in brutally goring a woman because she didn't hate her enslaver, lol.

Simon in Base Gurren Lagann (post-Multiversal Labyrinth) was already breaking down the walls of the entire Multiverse through his drill, to save all his friends from their own respective infinite multiverses and reach the Anti-Spiral homeworld ALL in mere seconds (going by what we see at the end of Episode 26).

"The drill broke through the walls of the multiverse. Leeron, Dayakka, Gimmy, Darry... The green-shining drill was crushes one after another the cognitive universe where the crew of the Super Galaxy Gurren Lagann were trapped."

Simon would blitz Kyle before even going using STTGL.

Because villains are active agents of change as opposed to heroes who tend to more passively react to them. Villains are confident, strong, and actively work hard to achieve their goals, on top of normally having a lot of charisma and followers. These are all traits we generally idolize and teach kids to strive for.

DC Multiverse and Dark Multiverse are Earth Level

multiversal planet

It always comes down to this stupid shit with you DC wankers. The planet doesn't rearrange at infinite speed because it abides by causality

Whatever fits my current agenda.

Flowery language for opening wormholes to other worlds, which is nowhere near universal let alone multiversal but gets described as tearing spacetime

Not that Kratos would be justified in brutally goring a woman because she didn't hate her enslaver, lol

Don’t say this to the Kratosfag that argued otherwise. Also, Poseidon likely manipulated/seduced the woman too since his brother is Zeus, so that’s not off the table.

Why’re you posting every page that isn’t the one explaining exactly how Wally’s world was infecting the entire Dark MU and was the source of all the gunk?

Heroes are cucks though?

wait. all this shit is from the same story?
The jokes that GER saves the day are more hilarious now

The entire DC cosmology is a 2d shape

K-Kylebros...?

Enough. Post Kyle destroying a galaxy.

Wally’s world was infecting the entire Dark MU and was the source of all the gunk

NTA But that shit is meaningless. Do I have bring out the whole thing with Pariah and Darkness?
The Presence himself is affected by all humans as well.

reminder that he beat sonic, captain falcon, mario and doc brown

Post any Lantern destroying a galaxy.

This one?
It's from Flash Forward 5-6. I don't know if GER would affect the Flash, but I'm dead certain Wally was moving faster than any Stand with conventional speed

holy shit the living tribunal? I thought he was getting his ass kicked at this time of day

Post anyone destroying a galaxy.

we have precious little time (time elapsed)

so it wasn't infinite+ speed

youtube.com/watch?v=rGvSjjHnxq8

OH N-

Guys please I need some amazing feats and hax Kyle has by Saturday night. This is fucking urgent.

youtube.com/watch?v=W7jEiiT5RDo

Your cosmology Swan?

that's his brother the Dead Ministry

the black shield doesn't protect metal from being controlled. He used the black shield while the zeti were mindfucking him.
Also Metal's copied abilities are always way weaker than the original's, hence him always losing.
In fact Metal Sonic can't even win against basic electricity, as proven with his fight against Surge/Kit. Mewtwo's electric attacks are much stronger and more versatile.
Also Sonic and Shadow get mindraped and beaten up too.

Wait a minute...those are from two seperate comics!

uhh life force...
DC universe is super super big so maybe you could scale him to outerversal...
maybe source wall?

That’s the one.
How is it meaningless?

Argument: Wally cleaning up that one world isn’t impressive because it’s planet level

Rebuttal: That world was shooting out enough dark energy to infect the entire multiverse and Wally cleaned all of it up so fast that doing so had him outspeed his power source

Never forget that.
Sonic can beat Mario
Silver can beat Trucks
Shadow can beat Mewtwo
Tails can beat Luigi
Knuckles can beat Popeye

woah woah woah. no one said it wasn't impressive. just that Wally failed and it's not an infinite speed feat that puts instant teleportation to shame. cause light goes around the Earth 7.5 times in one second

...only on opposite day.

Kratos victims.

A hero like Kyle would never destroy a galaxy, people live there and houses are expensive.

...if and only if their opponent lets them.

No one loves you and you will die alone.

I created this world. it is my greatest nightmare become real

this planet works the way my powers do

all it explains that he created a thing and that thing evolved by itself
his dark planet affecting the dark multiverse and such is a product of the cosmology and not a feat in itself
meaning that this page is all about changing the nature of the planet rather than directly affecting the multiverses
any character capable of purifying it faster than the planet can react should be capable of doing what Wally do. But neither Wally or these hypothetical characters get Multiverse level because, again, they are just purifying the planet and this shit is a fucking cliche across all fucking media

You’re measuring the feat the entirely wrong way. Wally was having trouble clearing it because the darkness was made as fast as he could clear it, so that already establishes that his fears had a spreading speed on par with him. He needed to move faster than it to get rid of the stuff entirely. That’s why it’s more impressive than the instant teleportation. That and the fact that it was done without help.

He's a little busy doing some underwhelming shit again

Question: Wouldn't killing Wally stop his Dark Planet?

Wally was having a conversation with the Living Tribunal before and after the Wallster tried his best, right? that compels me to assume nothing was moving at infinite speeds.

Wally was having trouble clearing it because the darkness was made as fast as he could clear it, so that already establishes that his fears had a spreading speed on par with him. He needed to move faster than it to get rid of the stuff entirely.

That makes sense

That’s why it’s more impressive than the instant teleportation

but this is a non-sequitur

w-wormhole

Sure bro, I mean if we just ignore the fact that this is nowhere visually implied in the anime, nor manga (and we WOULD know because we know what Perception Teleportation in Gurren Lagann looks like). I see, flowery language only exists when it supports your opponent but when it's mumbo jumbo in DC, we got to take that as seriously as possible

Wally was having a conversation with the Living Tribunal before and after the Wallster tried his best, right

Ki Control

I mean, he 'wins' because he basically kills himself (or at least his sense of identity) via the Metron chair. He wasn't able to clean up the venom cum on his own

Nice work, jackass! You couldn't pick a different planet? Nothing happens on fucking Mercury. I thought those Celestial assholes already picked out Earth to fuck with, shouldn't they have exchanged emails?

ohhh but if it was a Walmart from the Shin Megami Tensei Earth you'd say it's multiversal doc!

Loli vampire fight when?

Get out of here, Hal.

Broly has no Ki control so he would've stopped the dark matter.

the entire game was Asura trying to reunite with his daughter, but along the way sees the suffering caused the 7 deities + Chakravartin

end of game, Chakravartin offers the chance to be with her and rule over everyone in the world/universe

rejects offer because he believes in free will, divine intervention is selfish, and his character is someone does not give nor accept worship

sacrifices himself so everyone could live free from Chakravartin (because who knows how many people Chak has hurt and how many more he would hurt had he lived)

gets like 2 minutes to say goodbye to his daughter, nothing else and nothing more

Knowing how much he loves Mithra, it’s pretty fucking tragic that he’s been ripped apart from her for 12000+ years and when he sees her again, he has to kill a sociopathic god so she and everyone could be live free, but has to fucking die and never come back (at least until he’s reincarnated 870 million years later).

Wally talking with TLT and blitzing his own fears have basically nothing in common when TLT was watching Wally’s fears basically immediately consume all of the multiverse.

I am going to let it sleep on some random planet, instead of a place where I can constantly vigilate in case someone awakens him, or he wakes up, or...Someone uses his power for malign reasons

This shit is so retarded, it would be like some xeleee level nice civilization left a gazillion nuclear bombs just laying around on some planet.

are you really taking obvious Shitpost seriously?

I've just about had it with these cosmic powerhouses locking their existential threats in our planet

anon, the Walmart in the case is not the Dark Matter Planet, It would be the Dark Multiverse instead.
"Humanity uncaring attitude towards Earth" would be the Dark Matter Planet equivalent for the setting and under the same umbrella Mem Aleph and Shekinah would be embodiment of the Dark Planet (I don't know if Wally fought the embodiment of his Dark Matter Planet but that would triple his effort to accomplish anything)

but again the story of Dark Multiverse, Perpetua and Batkek is just SMT lite

Asgardian Conversation, circa 1 AD

Yoooo, Odin?

What's up?

You know that planet they worship us on?

Yeah.

The one that your son visits? I think he has some sort of hero thing down there.

Yeah, my fling is from that planet, fucking love that place.

Yeah, so, uh, Living Tribunal kinda left a bomb there.

No fucking way.

Yeah. Should we, uhh... do something about it?

...Naaaaah.

Haha, just what I was thinking Skybrother! Hit me up with some more mead!

Was Surtr fucking playing cards with this robot?

Happy Tree Friends outscale SpongeBob

BOUNDLESStos lost to a fucking bear

lol

Kratos won this fight, unharmed, in base.

AAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOOO PLEASE DON'T BLOW OFF MY WEENIE HUT JR I'M SORRY I'M NOT BOUNDLESS I'M JUST A FRAUUUUUUD!!!!!!

The bears just won't stop hounding Kratos

FANFICTION that CHADbob would have TANKED

Log off, Shitdow

Post Asura killing a bear.

Brodin moment

bearbro getting uppity again

It's a wormhole, his drill "breaks" through dimensional walls the same way a wormhole rips a hole between worlds
Low level space manip feat

BOUNDLESSkell

CEASE THIS VIOLENCE. IMMEDIATELY
Kratos deserves a hug

But he uses a drill

Again, not visually implied buddy. We know what wormholes look like in the show

DO NOT LOOK

Why'd you post my asshole?

Earth is my FAVORITE planet

So I locked the universe-burning Surtur in its core, mad as hell

Thanks, Odin...

I tanked it.

Pitch an eroge DB

Kyle's wife

Pre-rage Asura beat the fuck out of an elephant, a better feat. Since elephants > bears, Asura > bear.

Would have had the three Uchihas villains all win if Ben didn't rig Sasuke to lose

It hurts.

rig

Sasuke's a jobber

Since Tsukihime and Fate/stay night are technically eroge, Arcueid vs Gilgamesh.

If it makes you feel any better, he would’ve died against Riku anyways.

No, you see, Hiei, who was much weaker than Yusuke, scales to him and this non canon anime light feat is totally planet level

It was horse shit.

much weaker than Yusuke

Not really, he was always the second person in the group. But he's just stronger than Sasuke. That's it.

Nah Sasuke should have won against Hiei. That said, most people, myself included, dont care because fuck Sasuke

wasn't the feat also calculated incorrectly and isn't even planetary?

True but no one should take planet level Yu Yu Hakusho seriously, at least that one guy in Naruto really did cut a moon in half

Sasuke doesn't really scale to that though

moon level is not planet level

Children are cruel, Jack.

Yup he's scales way higher since Kakashi calls him his strongest student in the same movie/novel.

Speezenator, what the fuck were you thinking

what if the moon is bigger than earth?

What Anon is saying is YYH has lower feats than Naruto. Yusuke's strongest feat is destroying a mountain during the Sensui fight in the manga.

Oh that's easy Saya (Saya no Uta) vs Erubetie (MGQ)

What if the world was made of pudding?

muh feats

You're gonna lose that game narutard

What if the moon is bigger than the sun bigger than the earth bigger

Kyle is just not dodging these missiles, man, you can't convince me otherwise. Not only are there decillions upon decillions of them, but they all travel at a planck time.
vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Amelia_Lonelyheart/TTGL:_Planck_Time_Coefficient
He's going to get overwhelmed by the first 100 missiles, much less fucking 10^68. Come on, now.

post sasuke destroying a moon

Is Hiei soloing the Naruto verse? Probably not?
Is he taking out Sasuke at least? Yeah

What if you take the moon and you take the sun take everything that seems like fun?

Exactly.

No no, you see, the missiles are human level even though they caused explosions visible on a galaxy-sized mecha

You realize that Lanterns can create bubble shields right?

You can pass through a lantern bubble via willpower. What is a willpowered missile going to do?

In no world is this true.

That only worked against a literal who lantern. It took Barry and Wally running at their top speed, aka fast enough to rip apart the entire DC multiverse, in order to break through Hal’s constructs and threaten his ring.

Sasuke taking out a Meteor with basic Chidori>Any Canon Hiei feat

The most prominent hentai protagonists of the modern era. One is often described as a demon lord, the other is a wielder of angelic power. Both go through a journey frequently punctuated by intimate interruptions, but usually on opposite ends of the consent scale. Both gain power anomalously quickly, both use super special swords, and both are extraordinarily lucky. One will get to metaphorically be on top in this battle.

Not enough willpower. Simon is different

Can it take a million missiles at once or in quick succession? A billion? Undecillion?

not enough willpower

They were racing specifically because Wally was determined enough to fuck everything up in order to save his family.
See Base Kyle is at least on par with base Hal, and WL Kyle is leagues beyond him.

Yeah, you're aware what PROBABILITY ALTERATION is, right?

They were racing specifically because Wally was determined enough to fuck everything up in order to save his family.

not enough

I would love to be so confident while not knowing any of the shit I'm talking about lmao

Also are Lantern shields instantaneous? Because they need to defend against an attack that's faster than the Flash can even think

You're acting like anything short of this would bounce right off. They were way overqualified to run through Hal's cute little dam

Fictional character makes ridiculous claim and then jobs to a guy with a boomerang or fear farts

yawn

Moon-level meteor busting by virtue of pulverizing it
Boom? Boom.

Apparently if two of the fastest flashes couldn't get through Hal's shields

Moon level is the size of a small building

ogey

White Lanterns are carrying a slightly watered down version of the literal code to reality 24/7. Probability manip is not that much of an issue in comparison.
Yeah that’s PHASING through. Wally and Barry together smashed through Hal’s constructs and they needed that amount of power to threaten his ring. I don’t know what kind of gotcha you thought you had here.
Unironically yes, they would’ve needed more power than normal to smash through the constructs of a Hal who was actually trying. This race was tearing apart the DC entirety of DC’s reality and actively released previously locked Forces on par with the Speedforce, it wasn’t a casual jog.

People fail to realize Kyle can just fucking erase Simon even without the LE. This is about to be the most embarrassing stomp in history.

Probability manip is not that much of an issue in comparison.

Oh, so then it'd be easy to post Kyle consciously doing some of that on his own then

have you missed these last threads? Kyle has nothing

I won’t lean on LE scaling since I’m not even sure if they’ll give it to him.
Vs Oblivion the both of them fighting actively alters reality around them. When he was going berserk the Skyfather(? It’s been a while since I read the run) helped him learn how to control his power, but before that he was actively warping the universe. The entire reason that he wasn’t constantly threatening to turn everything to mush was because he learned how to control it…partially.

They broke the Speedforce barrier in the culmination of their run when Wally got ahead. They didn't blink the multiverse out of existence. The Speedforce barrier has, at times, been analogous with simply moving faster than light, which is treated with gravitas more often than it isn't

...in my dreams!

Took 100 regular ninja to pool their Chakra together to bust the moon. Sasuke and Naruto are comfortably more powerful than 100 Ninja so odd say that makes them moon level. Base Naruto without kurama also shot a giant hole through the moon.

Metal can override his shield to full power and again is teo fast for mewtwo to tag and do anything towards. Him copying chaos control makes him auto win since it's literally multiversal reality manipulation at its strongest. If Sonic can resist reality time and exist easure he can resist mind rape since his brain is super human and tough as his durability and as powerful as his speedx shadow scaling equal to Sonic is the same especially with chaos magic increasing his stats and abilities through hax

I won’t lean on LE scaling since I’m not even sure if they’ll give it to him.

he's getting it. He needs it to win.

Remelia wins based on touhou having reality breaking lolis and damaku craziness. Plus shes a scale on her younger more powerful sister

Vs Oblivion the both of them fighting actively alters reality around them

Oh, so they alter probability during the fight? You can go and find it and post it then.

but before that he was actively warping the universe

The most he does is turn the Guardians into skeletons and Carol into his dead fridge gf.
But sure yeah I mean I guess if Kyle starts throwing a tantrum in the middle of the fight that might mean he does something to Simon...I guess.
Or Simon could just blow him the fuck up with probability missiles since he can barely handle a single nuke.

Kyle erases Simon with LE

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

Simon comes back

I mean really, what is Kyle supposed to do here?

literal code to reality 24/7.

Is it ingrained in their shields? Passively?

Realiatically he would get psyched out and end up empowering Simon further by accident.

True Kishi himself said he doesn't like Dasuke and o ly seeing him as plot device to hype the main character.

No fuck you

Lanterns can turn intangible. These missiles mean less than nothing.

What part of touch the untouchable break the unbreakable did you miss?

Normal lantern powers are too much for simple simon.

It’s engrained into their power source, which are their rings, which are made from the Life Equation, which is the literal code of reality.
Probability is part of reality, but my point is that by default someone with a WL ring, especially Kyle since he was the one showing what a LE wielding WL can do, is already going to be familiar with insane reality altering attacks.

They didn't blink the multiverse out of existence.

They were getting pretty damn close to it, and in the build up of them doing so it requires their combined strength to break through Hal’s construct, which is my entire point.

Kyle gets stronger will by standing next to Bugs and not going insane. Simon loses

Show me Simon destroying something intangible

You got a scan of that? Also do you have Kyle doing that? Bonus, why don't the lanterns do that more often?

Please, Simon, take my gf! I'll face Lucas Simon's wrath later...!

Heh, another bride for Big Bro Kamina...

Lanterns can turn intangible.

Instantaneously? You faggots are always missing this point. Unless Kyle has the speed of a planck second, faster than Barry Allen can even think, he's going to get fucking obliterated by the first 1000 before even thinking "oh shit I should turn into a ghost now".

Probability is part of reality

Just because Kyle can randomly turn people into skeletons or transmute them into other people while he's screaming like an infant on the ground does not imply any level of fine control that would allow him to specifically isolate the 'probability of an attack hitting me' variable and turn it to 0.

And that is what the, you know, galaxy sized missiles making explosions larger than the universe are doing, they're just adjusting the probability of hitting their target to 100%. It's not Gurren Lagann is trying to erase Kyle out of reality or something, Simonbros don't have to disingenuously make up abilities for why their character wins.

Sentry vs Superman When?

Wouldnt make a difference

Hah I am intangible! The possibility of you hitting me is 0%!

Its 100% now

Wait wh AIEEEEEEEEE

Void vs sundipped Superman would go so fucking hard.

Superman would oneshot. Void was instakilled by a big plane crashing into him

Do Void vs Wanked Cyborg-Superman (aka his coolest villain)

That sure is a lot of headcanon
Back to reality:
None of them have any mental resistances, Sonic’s gotten mindcontrolled many times, chaos control has only been used to timestop and teleport, Mewtwo beats them all to a pulp

base Hal, and WL Kyle is leagues beyond him

By how much? What things has WL Kyle done that proves he's much better than base Hal? The only thing that comes to mind is that one interton feat.

Well now, he, um....got hit with lava geysers on an important mission with Hal and was whining about how he got the short end of the stick while Hal was fighting death dragons.

T-those omniversal lava geysers would have murderized Hal, definitely!

DC is such a BOUNDLESS verse... It is SEVERAL BENJILLION LIGHT YEARS and 100D...
...Just ignore that fact that this OUTERVERSAL, BOUNDLESSLY POWERFUL verse is a flat, 2D shape!

You guys think they regret the Simon Kyle fight? Kyle doesnt seem like he really has enough of a showing to make this fight reasonable. Pretty much have to scale him to other characters to get him anywhere. Going to make his break down really goofy in comparison to Simon's.

Sinestro is cooler anyway

They'll have to spend an inordinate amount of time setting up Emerald Twilight, Kyle and his status as the Torchbearer, the White Lanterns, the events that lead up to him becoming the White Lantern, the Life Equation, etc. They'll probably just call them both infinite and call it a day.

Kyle doesnt seem like he really has enough of a showing to make this fight reasonable

Neither did Kratos and they wanked him to high hell to make him win.

Difference there is the audience wanted Kratos to win while they want the DC herald to lose

You guys think they regret the Simon Kyle fight?

Not at all. They want to make a Death Battle with Simon losing to shut up Gurren Lagann fans. Then they can go "Simon was so weak he lost to one of the weaker Green Lanterns"

I want more hero vs villain death battles there's a lot of protagonists that I think would have interesting fights with villains that are pretty similar to them.

I think they'll only regret it if the episode performs poorly.
It would probably be more accurate to say that the people who pushed the matchup wanted Kratos to win. The same is true for Kyle vs Simon.

Walter White vs Lelouch?

Kratos actually does stuff though. WL Kyle doesnt really do much in the comics. Basically going to be like Kratos but way worse because they have even less to work with.

Conan Edogawa (Detective Conan) vs Light Yagami.

No, Homelander vs Lelouch.

No, Homelander vs Metroman.

Herbie vs Christine

The Lanterns are all fucking sauceless anyway. Easily some of the worst costumes of any superhero group.

I wonder what their metric for performing well vs poorly is.

They were getting pretty damn close to it

They didn't, that's the thing. Not even when Wally slammed his shapely bottom against the Speedforce barrier and cracked it open, which was a considerable escalation compared to when they ran through Hal's construct. The effects in other realms seem like an inherent property of the Speedforce and its place in DC's cosmology rather than them moving at such naked speeds that it warps reality, considering they were moving within the light speed threshold; able to be caught in one trillion frames per second, AFTER they began having effects on the multiverse.
Kind of unrelated... Well, maybe, I don't know? You tell me what you think. I've been reading the third volume of Titans #5 and Wally hauling ass moved what he calculated to be 7000 miles in 6.25 seconds, and he barely made it, but it was enough to make him disappear into the Speedforce. Granted, he insinuated he would have to accelerate past light speed to pull this one off, for some reason

No, Homelander vs Captain Hero.

Whatever Misaka vs Killua was

No Way would the Modern Death Battle audience allow Drawn Together stuff here. Maybe if it were 2011 and the internet was still edgy with Newgrounds humor.

They feel like they are adjacent to the rest of DC. Allowed to do whatever crazy deep space they want, but forced to play to the rules and whims of the greater DC editorial mandates whenever they come up. They'd benefit so much more from being a separate franchise from the DC canon.

This would get gay FAST.

Drawn together humor is just midly racist no? The same way homelander is. Isn't it a problem if someones hates on trannies or fags because of Speedy and the other Pozzed research team?

Read your screencap. Cy outright says that the energy they’re generating (by running) is fucking with the entire multiverse, and that was at the START of them racing.

Based on expenses and performance, I think that Kool Aid vs Macho Man is easily the worst episode in Death Battle's roster for ROI.

Captain Hero went toe to toe with Mangeto. He should win.

Who won the DB cast?

Who should Mash fight? I think him vs deku or Harry Potter would be pretty good

Idk, I dont pay for that shit.

Drawn Together made fun of EVERYTHING. Hell, Xander is just Gay link, and Captain Hero and Spanky constantly shit on him for it.

I never watched Mashle but isn't Toji kind of fitting because they're both strong fighters that don't use magic in a magic setting? Like I said I never watched Mashle so idk if it's a stomp

Another Homelander stomp

He has no good MUs

You…don’t need to pay to watch the casts.

I think when it's paid when it's live.

HE CAN'T FUCKING CONTROL WHAT IT DOES. WHY USE SOMETHING THAT ISN'T SURE TO WORK.

It’s not? Why would you think that.

Mash would murder toji even with all of his items considering mash Doggy paddled a continent away from a continent destroying attack

Saw this posted on plus4chan
All-Might
Shadow the Hedgehog (Base Only)
Senator Armstrong
Fuhrer King Bradley
Judge Dredd
Seth (Street Fighter)

They were fighting at speeds slow enough for robot's armor to melt, it's not like they were diving through the sun at giga FTL speeds

Literally every single one of these people stomp HL. I’m not sure about Dredd or Bradley though.

MCU Hulk.

I think Armstrong would be a good MU. You'd somehow end up making Armstrong the good guy.

On god there are people that believe just having the equation gives him 20 dimensions, but when I asked someone why they could not give me an answer.

this wasn't me btw
My bad actually watching the cast now. I just saw their Thunderbolts review thumbnail and that's members only and I assumed that was the Superman vs Sentry cast. My bad.

It would definitely be a funny fight. Armstrong having to think of a way to hit some flying faggot just poking him with lasers and pissing him off.
He then remembers he has debris to throw and knocks the little fuck out of the sky.

Oh I think that's what I saw too. That makes sense

Death Battle wouldn't have the balls for it these days, but the fight set up could be the two of them having a presidential debate.

That doesn't challenge anything I said. The Speedforce spans the multiverse. You read the next panel in that spread

Max wank Superman would beat the shit out of Sentry who jobbed to the Hulk one of the most notrouis jobbers in Death Battle.

Shadow Vs. Homelander would be kino

Pretty sure they had a cast with Valentine Vs Armstrong like last year.

Yeah but talking on their podcast and making an animation about it are different.

I feel like there is someway to write in a reference to Shadow's "I will fight like I always have" line from 06 for that type of fight.

Funny enough, his most popular match was Asta before Deku vs Asta happened. It might still be Asta. In any event, take your pick:

Louise de la Vallière

Kenshiro

Flex Mentallo

Domon Kasshu

Sabin Rene Figaro

Meh. I prefer this one from '99. Superman also got knocked out by a sucker punch from Hulk in that '81 Spider-Man crossover but nobody ever brings that up

Bradley is way faster than Homelander but has 0 way to hurt him. Maybe he could stab him in the eye or ear like Maeve does though?
Dredd's more powerful weapons kill Homelander easily, Vought testing nukes on him is stupid extrapolation of a vague statement.

They'll probably do it next year honestly.

I think Bradley could kill Sloth. How do you think Sloth would stack up against Homelander's stats?

BRING ME THE ENTIRE FNAF WORLD ROSTER

… on opposite day.

...SO I CAN DO THEIR LAUNDRY!

AND HANG THEM WITH THEIR OWN CLOTHES, WHICH THEY NEVER WEAR SO I MAY HAVE EASIER ACCESS TO THEIR HOLES

relative to Baby who killed Scott Cawthon in REAL life

We're gonna need Solo King for this one...

… in reality.

animatronics don't wear clothes, retard

It's been a while but wasn't Sloth still injured by rockets and tank fire from what's supposed to be roughly 1940s-era military tech? Homelander should be more durable.
Also Homelander implied he could at least destroy cities if he got serious while Sloth did not give the impression he was at that level.

Deleted an entire universe just by sitting on it

FNAFxirs…

How about Bradley vs Wesker?

Seems like you're getting too uppity again

When will these two BOUNDLESS titans meet at the intersection of fate?

luke vs kirby actually sounds kinds rad ngl

Mynt's universe? Confirmed to be below ass level

Tank shells did hurt him, but they weren't fatal. He also deadlifted a tank off the floor, but it and two others were enough to push him back. It's not like he was Ang Lee Hulk'ing them. There's also his horrifying speed and how it embedded him into concrete and how he could punch a ceiling and cause it to crumble around him, but he never destroyed entire buildings or whatever. Sloth did get mutilated and impaled every time Armstrong created spikes using the floor, but you could also argue that was more of a feat for the Major.

Sorry to say but you need clout to be in Death Battle... Unless you're Gamera

Of course. Why else would the racebaiting spam be necessary?

Since Musou Tensei is described as a state of "nothingness," could Power of Nothingness Ryu be able to hurt Kenshiro during MT?

Kill yourself listtroon.

Sonic

cute green female with cat ears

I solo her.

literally who

It is technically in a computer but so is FNAF world so it doesn't really matter

The ring automatically surrounds them with a protective shield that protects them from all harm.

No because Kenshiro's is boosted by the power of friendship

Proof Simon can come back from erasure?

That's not the Galactic Golem.

Gurren laggan already fucks with metaphysical stuff, unless Kyle can become a literal abstract concept; him larpin as Casper
wouldn't do shit.

Mynt is more of an ICON of fiction than Kyle

Yes, no, maybe. I don't know. Can you repeat the question?

Not Simon but Nia survived from being erased after the Anti Spiral was killed because of Spiral Power.

Then why did Kyle get knocked out by that city busting attack?

Who the FUCK is MYNT and HOW did she DESTROY a UNIVERSE by SITTING on it that sounds HOT

sub-cock level.
DONE.

The low viewcount says le audience was apathetic at best about Kratos.

jobbing to your libido

Goonerbros...

Kenshiro has the power of friendship

Based on recent episodes, this means that Kenshiro wins all of his matchups.

Nice

Myntgooners are literal libido jobbers

KEKAROOOOOOOO!

So is the Universe Mynt destroyed a sissy 2D one or was it atleast 16D

Mynt is Kratos's wife so she's taken

I just gooned. Right now. DON'T ask what bro I am, I won't tell you.

The ass of every anon here? SOLOS Mynt's universe by sitting on it

Because the writer wanted that to happen. Kyle was unharmed btw.

Mynt is Kratos's hotwife so she can have sex with everyone here

India wakes up

Suddenly goonposting

good morning saars

I recall such a feat. Give me a minute.

she was hacked and betrayed by a lizard rapist who runs a "fuck-meat" factory, thus causing an event called the flood which destroyed her entire universe. she's the god of that universe, and capable of altering the plot and details of the universe as you play due to being the narrator through which you interact with the universe. the meteor in her universe at the center of the map also killed/absorbed all of humanity, meaning she also upscales from that after she destroys it with the flood.

...how big would your arm have to be to wield this?

Cannister of Determination for TimeHax from Undertale

Pokeball connected to a PC containing every Pokemon

Remnant Injector (FNAF)

Staff of Life (SPORE)

Invincibility Star from Mario

Star Rod from Kirby

Going into Games machine

Genie in a Bottle from Alladin

Click Remote

Why didn't Kyle's autoshields protect him from lava geysers?

...you weren't suppose to ask that...

it was a gorillion times above outerversal

Radical Larry's Containment Unit.

Sonic does beat Goku tho

Sonic jobs to the flood

Why didn't Kyle's autoshields protect him from Bueno's cock?

anon can't stop thinking and posting about Bueno's cock

Simoncucks are confirmed gay as fuck.

H-He's not dead!

Clearly Kyle was conscious and turned them off consensually

Every single one of my opponents only draws out a quarter of my full power... am I just too STRONG or is everyone else just WEAK???

Gojo...

base Kratos...

Post Simon hitting something intangible.

...what game?

Base, Dreamland Kirby...

Anon no, it is on an even lower tier than Monster Girl Quest

I...CANNOT...!

files.catbox.moe/6uowmn.swf

Anon no, that game makes the worst thing you ever saw look like the backyardigans.

Alex YIIK...

But he's a Fredbear victim.

Mynt...

Yiik and Mynt have set aside their differences to fight the FNAF world cast

Popeye

Finally the actual strongest can settle it once and for all

Are you guys speaking FUCKING ENGLISH or am I having a stroke????

Neither and both

THREE-WAY BATTLE:
KIRBY, SUPERMAN AND GOKU
VERSUS
MYNT, YIIKMAN, AND THE WORLD ANIMATRONICS
VERSUS
KRATOS, KYLE, AND SIMON

Kratos and Kyle can handle it alone
Kratos solos all of fiction
Kyle scales with all of DC and he can warp reality at will

Then suddenly the BOUNDLESS DUO, RUSSIANS AND BEARS DEFEAT EVERYONE

Russians and Bears? JOB to Chompy Mage

New thread or death

Mynt Yiikman and Fnaf Solo btw

new thread