kyle preview tomorrow
Death Battle
Will Simon survive when Kyle hits him with a 100 megaton bomb?
There’s no way you guys ACTUALLY think Swank is gonna let the DC guy lose, right?
In DARKEST day... in BLACKEDest night....
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
They will MAD gas up Kyle as a memorable, likeable, fan favorite hero for sure
What are some of the red flags they can say to guarantee he will win?
12D wank for me.
SIMON BROS
KYLE BROS
KNEEL TO THIS MULTIVERSAL BEAST
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Who the fuck is this guy and why didn't his clothes or powers go away while in the white space?
Lie about the LE
Each atom in that bomb had 20-D multiverses
elaborate
Can take away Simon's Spiral Power
Is a better fighter
Can make constructs the size of a DC Universe
Can drain Simon's Spiral Power
Top 5 strongest DC character of all time
Scales with Batman with fighting skills
Scales with Superman in strength and powers
Scales with The Flash in speed
Reminds everyone that nothing beats DC
good morning saar
He's not a gay exhibitionist. There's no cloth removal function.
Lie in the sense that they give Kyle a Mastered Life equation that allows him to basically do whatever the fuck he wants.
I have read too many stories where Kyle gets simply stat checked into irrelevancy/unconsciousness to think he can survive a drill bigger than the Andromeda Galaxy. But that's a perspective you get from reading the source material and not reddit respect threads
No matter how much the thread proves that Simon will win. We all know DB will wank Kyle to death with chainscaling and give him feats out of context.
ENNNTTEEER
Kyle doesn't need chainscaling.
OH GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY its the LORD OF FRENZIED FLAME!!!! Whats that? You want to make ALL LIFE INTO ONE COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS exept for MYSELF, MARON and ANDROID 18? NANI? You want to let us live only so you can FUCK her while I watch? You wanna give MY WIFE AND DAUGHTER THE 3 FINGERS? 2 IN THE PINK and 1 IN THE STINK? And because your ending mean every EVERY LIVING CREATURE shares the same soul EVERY MAN, WOMAN, CHILD and EVEN ANIMAL is KEKOLDING ME all at THE SAME TIME? And I'll be POWERLESS to stop you because I'm a godrick soldier tier JOBBER? I'll be inflicted with MADNESS all while I WATCH and SEE you FUCK my wife IN FRONT OF ME? Not only that but you'll RIP MY HEAD OFF causing EXCRUCIATING PAIN and then a ORB OF CHAOTIC FLAME TAKES ITS PLACE? And the only reason you'll do it so I can get a 360 DEGREE VIEW of everyone GANGBANGING ANDROID 18 from EVERY ANGLE in one half and the line of whos next in the other? And since Miyazaki LOVES Berserk he's gonna reference it in the form of DEMON HORSES RAPING my WIFE AND her DAUGHTER? So not only will the FLAMING CUM kill them but they will be REVIVED each time? In AN ENDLESS CYCLE OF LOVECRAFTIAN KEKOLDING?
I don't know what to say but YABBA DABBA DOO MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD... AND MY WIFE TOO!
and not reddit respect threads
Even the reddit respect thread doesn't exactly gas him up
And it even that leaves out key context to try and make feats look better than they are
every feat kyle has that could potentially end the fight IS INCIDENTAL
EVEN THE FUCKING LIFE EQUATION
you cannot make this shit up
Simon attacks Kyle
Kyle absorbs Spiral Energy into himself
This is Kyle absorbing both Thanos and Parallax's power with his BASE ring.
Uh, bros?
I still don't know what the White Space does, is it a pocket reality made by Kyle? Is it another construct? I read the comic, all he does is transport them somehow and they both lose their powers, yet this guy seemingly retains his abilities and can open portals and time travel and shit within the white space, so is it even applicable to Simon? It's probably specific to the Lanterns
Show me Simon gaining back the Spiral Power after being in a universe where it doesn't exist. Remember, forgetting about it does not mean it doesn't exist.
these are the Kyle "feats" according to reddit who is trying to make him look like the most powerful character ever
Kill yourself listroon
kay bee sea
Simonsissies. I'm scared. I don't want to be a part of the biggest stomp in DB history...
He was dying after this and Norrin had to bail him out. It's a recurring thing with Kyle that he gains powers on a cosmic scale but can't handle it so he gives them up. Hell, this may be the very first example chronologically
takes a hit from literally who
takes a hit from literally who
takes a hit from literally who
takes a hit from literally who
takes a hit from literally who
Where is "takes a drill that dwarfs galaxies"
Kyle lost to Terrax at the start of this crossover. Fucking TERRAX. and Terrax doesn't beat anybody!
that's adorable
Takes away Spiral Power completely
Later, Buddy.
Kylexaars...
What kinda hivemind or evil cosmic overlord character would in character end up turning the heroine into its servant or drone slave instead of killing them?
Alot of FIre Emblem Villains,
boost Simon's spiral power faster than it can be drained
buh-buh! (FAGGOT!)
Honest question. Is the life equation standard and does he ever successfully beat anyone with it or is it one of those 'he had it like twice and used it but failed to finish the job with it's kinda things?
Casual fear btw
Boosting something that was taken away completely
Not how it works.
Doomguy needs a mech to beat a Titan (not literally bare handed)
Chief still benchpresses a mountain
Doomsissies...I can't believe Bethesda nerfed our hero...
oh what you need daddy parallax to do your dirty work for you
Elden Ring: Nightreign drops the Friday before this comes out. Ain't no one gonna watch this episode.
I think it's a stand-in for vague white lantern ring powers?
These are never funny but I admire the tenacity and creativity to edit every single line
Probably
Can't Simon just put on a yellow shirt and beat Kyle to death? If not, why not?
Saps the white lantern ring at an even faster rate returning Kyle to normie level
Whoops! Was that important?
White Lantern doesnt have yellow weakness
Two completely different comics
The "White Space" Kyle uses is when he's channeling Parallax back in the 90s, long before he gained the WL ring
This is from a weird one off comic with a WL ring that behaves nothing like the real thing
Not a chance in hell he gets to. How can he when Spiral Power doesn't exist anymore after Kyle rewrites reality?
I don't care if you're Mexican, Indian or whatever. But you have to stop posting out of context scans that don't even show the feat you're trying to reference
ok kratos beat asura, but who else from capcom can he beat?
Not gonna happen. Can't control the life equation and it can be no sold by willpower anyway. Just going to have to accept Kyle is getting punked by his ever present weakness that he repeatedly gets fucked over by even as a white lantern.
Why not? The only other way he can have fun is playing with his literal shit in the street. Let him post retarded out of context scans, it's funny
no bears
Kratos solos them all.
Not gonna happen
in your dreams
Can't control the life equation
In your dreams
can be no sold by willpower anyway
he let her do that and it was HOPE, retard
Just going to have to accept Kyle is going to punk Simon by taking away all of his powers and making him die like a pathetic bitch he is.
white space
DEBUNKED
life equation
RESISTED AND UNRELIABLE
bootleg sourcewall
DRILLED
Date unironically mogs
Spiral Power doesn't exist anymore
Reality falls apart, the multiverse collapses
Kyle kills himself in the process
Tie
H-he just let her do that!
kek
Simon has absorbed all emotions
Nia entered the cockpit of the Lagann, along with Simon. Each Lagann merged into Gurren Lagann. It was anger. It was sadness. It was compassion. It was every emotion one could think of. The feelings that each of us had in our respective universes appeared in the form of a drill, breaking through the wall. It was appearing in the form of two shapes and sizes, and they became one. If you have no choice but to fight, do not hesitate. We are not afraid to ask for power. If there’s a wall, we’ll hit and break it, if there’s no way, we’ll make it with our own hands! No, more. Breaks through cause, effect and fate, the cry of life resounds in the galaxy yet, more. Engrave the feelings of a friend in this body, and turn infinite darkness into light! -That’s it. A power greater than the stars, greater than the galaxies. A power greater than dimension and time.
He literally did. Read the fucking comic
Oh then Kratos dies to the first fighter from Rare.
SIMON IS SO STRONG
The more cartoons characters could win via toon force the same way Shovel Knight did. The more serious characters lose. Maybe Leon can infect Kratos with some kind of virus or something? Idk.
It's time for Dead or Alive to be in Death Battle outside Hayabusa. Pic related, Ayane is my wife.
Does WL Kyle have enough AP to just shatter GL? That's the only way I see him winning.
ive heard of kasumi vs kitana and kasumi vs mai
I did. He was hoping for the outcome but that doesn't change his explained mechanics on the life equation. I can hope for the outcome of the experiment but that doesn't change how it works. Enough willpower and/or emotions means resisting and/or no selling the life equation. Simple as that. This is also with a supposed mastered version of it which actual Kyle doesn't even have and never learned how to control anyway. So if a literal who can no sell a mastered version then based case scenario of Kyle having it with zero control is going to be a nothingburger rng that is more likely to fuck himself over
heeeeell nah
simon: NO! GIGA DRILL BREAK IS UNBEATABLE HOW DID YOU-
Kyle: huh. Looks like you forgot to say Simon says.
Hmm...could GL die to a city level blast? Maybe a "possibly planet level when combined with other people" attack?
Can't even destroy a planet wholesale
ffs
The guy in the hood is Hal (you would know this if you actually read Kyle's words), but he's the Spectre for some reason. Do not ask me for more details because I've already told you everything I know.
I will actually kill yourself if anything like that gets said in the episode.
Hax >>>>> destructive capabilities
Shame his hax gets no sold and he has no answer to probability hax
I know this is going to turn the thread into a toxic cesspit, but Kamina's English voice actor is Kyle Herbert (fun fact he's Gohan's adult VA too).
The only measurable Kyle feat worth a damn that I can recall off the top of my head is when he and Kal Kent held back Solaris going supernova in DC One Million #4. This is one of his biggest outliers
Kyle looks like he is about to shit his pants from just a supernova
God and even the "bad" feats are REALLY FUCKING BAD
nuuu I can't get people out of some random cage (which I don't even think I'm guaranteed to destroy) without hurting them ;((
Where's your teleportation powers, dipshit? Where's your time huh?
Shit even White Lantern too.
A DC supernova is a Octodecillion times bigger than a normal one btw
And he was making that face because he didn't want Superman to feel weak
And since Kyle has outerversial knowledge he knows the reader would be more interested in a story where the hero overcomes something despite the struggle.
Even you know it's feminine seidr bullshit to exclusively have hax talking points in battle boarding
Only probably
Not turning that into 100%
oh this is just precious
Literal goons could deal with Kyle.
Dante out skills, and Megaman haxs KEKtos to death, the fuck are you talking about?
Who has more anti feats, Marvel/DC, or Battle Shounen?
Now show that happening when he has the WL ring
NOOOOOO CAROL DON'T ASK ME TO TELEPORT A FEW PEOPLE THAT'LL HECCIN KILL ME
Simon got stomped by THIS? He really is a fraud.
Parallax creates a nuke, knocks out Kyle and all the other superheroes.
Show this happening in the current canon
KEKYLOO THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN TO MY HERO
Is the Jiren in the last panel?
Not that anon but I'd expect this multiversal, omni-hax, infallible powerhouse to perform better than this against the climate and gravity. Even if you assume those were gas giant lightning bolts and a neutron star's gravity, that's still not a good look
DO YOU POSSESS THE ABILITY TO DEFEAT A SINGLE SPIRAL WARRIOR, RAYNER
WE SAY NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
NOT!
AT!
ALL!
YOU POSSESS NEITHER WILL, NOR RESOLVE. NOR REASON!
It’s never fully explained.
That guy is Hal as the Spectre. He was the Spectre instead of a Lantern for a while.
The white space is a place Kyle saw when he first tapped into Parallax’s powers in 144. There was a later issue with another lantern that seemed to reference it, but that’s not confirmed.
Just accept it.
*with another white lantern
What does your hero do in this situation?
Probability Missile
Slit all the babies throats before they can kill The Joker
Simonsissies we can't get time huh'd too
soi
Chad
Kill them all, wish babies back with Dragon Balls.
Kyle: Oh no, a lobster the size of a truck, what could my petty powers possible do against a creature of this size
Simon's strength comes from his friends and is inadmissible in a death battle.
A wise man once said "uh you don't get to bring friends."
The Penance Stare used on Goku would be crazy. Entire universes died because of this retard
give Cell a senzu bean and force the babies to fight him
This is Kyle with the Life Equation BTW
Does this literally random blue tusk alien beat Simon?
wait no, that's not fair
Tell that to Joker
Goku likes causing pain so it would ricochet on Ghost Rider, this has happened with Thanos
He'd probably just laugh about it too. His pure heart makes him insane in the membrane
kek
...
Comics where the other side has their IQ dropped by 100 points
Seriously, where does INTscaling come into play here.
Like what if I personally just approached Luffy or Gokek with a delicious plate of chicken and then went behind them and shot them with a Lasgun.
Those guys are fucking mentally retarded.
Is Kyle Half Mexican or is Kyle Half Irish? His father is just generic American. Omega Men has Kyle speak Spanish and do Catholic stuff, but Kyle's mother in Post-Crisis is an Irish expat named Moira.
l-lois...did i...beat goku?
that was yamcha, and i am leaving you for his far bigger cock. Bye, Clark.
life equation can be absorbed too
yeah gg kylebros thanks for the spiral power
NTR posting
GENTLEMEN...
Kyle using love on a few thousand people got completely overwhelmed
Holy fucking shit hahahahahahaha
This is ALSO Kyle with the Life Equation btw
KIERO JORDAN!!!!
Lois that was actually Raditz
My hero would let a thousand babies die before he lets that man shoot The Joker
Kek Goku would do this.
Why didn't Kyle use his time travel powers here?
you stupid mother fuckers think you are funny but no matter how many posts you make Death Battle will be won by KYLE while cucky simon gets his nia and yoko stolen
You say that like Simon has a few thousand people’s minds to distract Kyle’s mindhax
He’s just one guy.
HEROOOOOOOO
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
Life Equation can be outright absorbed
Yeah it's over.
C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL BLONDE BABY LOOKING AT ME!
C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! NO YABBA SHALL ESCAPE MY DABBA...?
...
what
What?
WHAT. IN. TARNATION!
* Smashes camera replaying Jade and Lucas Simon's sex session against wall in fit of anger*
IN BLACKEST NIGHTS!! THIS IS ADARK HAIRED BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS ADARK HAIREDBABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH LUCAS SIMON!!!
BY GREEN LANTERN'S LIGHT!!! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY WHEN I JOINED THE CORPS!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE KEKOLD CON??! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE KEK LANTERN IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING HALF SPIC BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
IN BRIGHTEST DAYS, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID GREEN TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A LATINX BABY!!! AND HIS HAIR IS BLACK TOO!!! IF IT WAS BROWN I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS HAL'S BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A BLACK HAIRED KID NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING BACKBONED BULL LANTERN NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
GIVE ME THATBABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THATSPICFUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY GREEN FLIPFLOP CONSTRUCTS!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL CUNT OR ILL SHOVE YOU IN THE FRIDGE!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!! BEWARE MY POWER BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK!!!
screaming your BULL’s line while Kyle beats your ass
Oh nonononono
The scam call center's NTRspamming again
KEKAROO!!
Is it ok to scale one character to another if they're shown to be roughly equal? They can keep up with each other in a fight and are generally on the same level. Take Mario and Luigi, for example. Most people would agree they're comparable, as they're portrayed as equals in most games. But is it fair to give Luigi island-level AP/durability, and FTL attack speed just because Mario has those feats?
CRY CRY WORSHIP KAMINAAAA!!
read comic
tfw can't expect any consistency or it carryover to any other comic
damn..
Does Kyle even have anything over Simon? Judging from everything I've seen, it looks like everything Kyle has is either negated or isn't useful against him.
but they didn't, actually. He didn't KNOW that until later, though, so as long as this isn't one of the bitch-made GR's Penance Stares, Goku would be cooked. We all know Goku feels nothing for the lives he (didn't actually) put at risk, so pussyass Ghost Riders would be left standing there, wondering where everything in their life went wrong.
Only character who's consistently overpowered
If Luigi is a playable character, that means he can beat Bowser.
Same for Tails/Amy/Cream. They are all stronger than Eggman.
Could Sonic beat Bowser?
Why does Kyle even with the Life Equation keep getting his shit absorbed? Is he stupid?
Don’t worry Simon, we got your back.
Infinity plus three enemies
MOTHMAAAAN! WHERE IS MOTHMAN?!
He was literally in a place where spiral energy couldn't form due to anti spiral pressure
Simon is 100% snatching the LE and turning it into spiral power. it's over. not only can it be resisted, it can be ABSORBED.
How the fuck are people STILL finding Kyle antifeats? It has been a fucking WEEK, and literally every single day people are finding new antifeats. Just how fucking WEAK is capeshit?
couldn't form does not mean it doesn't exist.
Yes, should've given hal the LE.
Anyone got an instance of Simon or another spiral warrior straight up draining energy out of a person or thing.
Not counting instances where they convert energy into spiral energy, that's a different power than the one I'm looking for. The only thing I can remember that does this is the Death Spiral Machine.
C-Composite Mothman?! Hulk better run or Hulk FINISHED!
Green Lantern 143 - Grayven's Last Laugh
Green Lantern (1990) comic - Issue #85
Green Lantern: New Guardians comic - Issue #22
Green Lantern: New Guardians comic - Issue #27
New Guardians comic - Issue #28
Green Lantern: New Guardians comic - Issue #30
Green Lantern: New Guardians comic - Issue #33 (i think)
Green Lantern: New Guardians comic - Issue #34
For further reading.
I swear, these past few weeks have been nothing but two things:
Raj's cuck posts
Kyle feats/anti-feats
I barely remember if anyone's been posting for Simon at all.
Kyle literally does all of his attacks with energy constructs
There isn't anything.
For further reading.
Why should I when the researchers aren't going to
ring power can be absorbed
LE can be absorbed and resisted
lantern rings can be destroyed/drained
white space is only with parallax
yeah gg kyle
anyone's been posting for Simon at all.
It's just an interview by the author about how simon's fecal particles each contain a multiverse.
THIS WON'T JUST BE A SQUASH MATCH...THIS WILL BE A SASQUATCH MATCH!
So basically it boils down to if Simon is capable enough to absorb life equation/Kyle's source wall ( iirc Kyle made a source wall but it's not THE source wall??) and if Kyle could resist said absorption enough to beat him or kill him before it got to that point.
I mean, its mostly because Simon is self evident. We all saw the guy grow larger than galaxies and spam solar system sized missiles
The only thing really to talk about is how Death Battle and it's retarded fanbase is going to pretend Kyle can match any of that when his best feats are him once-in-a-blue-moon struggling to contain a planet busting explosion. And even if you say Kyle is as strong there's no way he wins anyway because comics have given him a million chinks in his armor
If you dropped DB fighters IQ by 100 points, then i don't think they would be able to breath
Anon...that's an anti feat it doesn't mattttteeerrrrr Simon's got this in the bag.
You know what does come to mind but not sure if it's applicable or not? Lordgenome using his concubines to power Lazengann, instead of having regular Spiral co-pilots, he forcibly uses 6 women for extra power
If some random shitty blue alien can absorb Kyle's powers then Simon eating a galaxy sized drills' worth of energy to become larger than the universe can do the same.
The real question is going to be if the research team looks for 2 seconds into Kyle's antifeats and weaknesses or if they'll just pretend they don't exist like they commonly do for capeshit
"100 years of experience" my ass
Does DC have branching timelines?
Seems like TGGL has their own spin on it where they have thought-created alt universes, but I thought capeshit loved to fuck around with String Theory.
We know Kyle sure as shit can't resist it given how many times it's happened and Simon has a good basis for being able to. This is most likely what is going to happen. You could tell in the cast when Ben heard energy absorption that set the match for him in Simon's favor despite what he says at the end. Digging deeper into Kyle's material is just going to show how consistent and vulnerable he is to shit like that even at his "best"
I barely remember if anyone's been posting for Simon at all.
I've been arguing, posting scans and quotes for the past few weeks man
Actually that was a universe sized worth but yeah I agree.
Hyper Time
Forgets that this is DB and none of this matters to them
Simon's stuff has repeatedly been getting posted. Most people have already accepted Simon actually has the means to take this and now it's just been a game of DCfags trying to find something for Kyle only to repeatedly get shut down
The only clips of Gurren Lagann ever posted here were cuckspammer posting simon being a cuck
If this Death Battle got an official animation with film quality budget and shit who would you want to animate it?
"Adachi, stop staring at the guy with the hand kink and give me my coffee!"
Mappa LMAO! But seriously, Trigger.
To be honest, it's been years since I've seen Gurren Lagann, so I've forgotten a lot of the individual feats from the series (except for punching a robot out of space-time or whatever).
a clip of galaxy gurren lagann using mega cutter was posted through catbox a few times. not my fault you don't pay attention or act ignorant
Cosmology is based around fixing continuity errors as so many pseuds have raped it with contradictory information that it doesn't make any sense
kekaroo
Didn't most stuff that deboonked string theory, came after 2010? Also arguing that a cosmology is rubbish because it is using outdated science theories is very retarded, this is fiction, it doesn't need to make science down to the scientific level (unless you are going full hard scifi, or trying to create a realistic setting down with its unique physics).
Alright, so 52 (finite) universes, your only hope here is time fuckery which I won't ask you to explain because the authors themselves don't know.
Very few characters in DC actually scale to hypertime anyways
If spirals are so strong and smart why are they drooling?
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stand proud, DCbros
yfw any scientific theory today could be debunked in the future
all of the fiction using it will be DATED
String theory isn't completely invalidated but yes other theories are looking more plausible right now iirc
gets raped by a Pre-Great One Hunter
6'6 283 pound man? What the fuck is Conan doing there?
Excess anti spiral energy leaking
I'm not arguing for or against string theory, I am bringing it up because that was used for inspiration for a lot of modern capeshit cosmology.
In the end this is all fictional and frequently authors draw from the real world theory, false or not, and the scale of the setting depends on how imaginative the author is or how big he wants to go, whether or not it makes any sense (it usually doesn't at all)
My only point here is to illustrate you can get pretty far in cosmology building following ketamine-addicted mathematician/physicist headcanon.
Thank you
Don't you have a street to shit in saar
Considering each of those universes doesn't have universe level durability I'm not even sure if the entire DC multiverse itself is universal.
What? Explain
Why is Kyle so weak?
Simonfags and Kylefags using unproven and often retarded theories for how the universe and beyond works
The only time shit like this was used properly was by H.P. Lovecraft. Lovecraft cosmology utterly slams bot TTGL and DC cosmology without even trying via a fucking mirror in a SINGLE physical universe.
I assume he means if you pop earth (ie just one particular planet) the whole universe just dies.
Saying "Lovecraft is so OP!" isn't new and doesn't make you smart
GOW transcends all other verses which are just holographic lower dimensional projections from its transcendental post platonic realm that incorporates post structuralist hyperreality.
Lovecraft didn't even design his cosmos, the rest of the Mythos authors did.
TTGL and DC creators using unproven and often retarded theories for how their universe and beyond works
ftfy
TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE
K-kingtoss....
Holy shit...
Only white people and asians will understand this
realer than reality in fiction > reality in fiction > fiction in fiction
Doomslayerbros...where is our platonic scaling
BEAR VIOLENCE
Bears in GOW are multifaceted ineffable constructs that dissolve space-time, life/death and all other concepts. They'd solo your verse.
suck my dick
Assuming I was trying to sound smart is actually retarded, anon.
"the author of the mythos didn't design his own mythos' cosmos!!!!"
Do you have any idea how fucking stupid you sound right now? You're so retarded I can feel the aneurysm creeping up in my brain as a byproduct of reading your retarded post.
Kratos was actually fighting the platonic ideal of a bear
FUUUUUUUUAAAARKK
So Banjo would rip Kratos to shreds. Thanks for explaining.
The sight was incomprehensible to me... Let me explain it in great detail despite this
Every thought uttered by man since australopithecus first got high on mushrooms... And had sex with tentacle beasts from the planet Dur Rajeet
Spheres, cubes... Cones and shit...
All of this astral minutiae is merely within the halls of Cum McPoopillian Aeg Umar Dir Ga-Llan's left testicle
The universes in his testicles
And he serves the lord NyarSoth-Berg-Allahn
This is every Lovecraft excerpt I've ever read in battle boarding
all we got from his latest game was Doomguy jobbing to puzzles
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK KRATOS KEEPS MOGGING US
"I'LL COUNTER YOUR POUNT BY SHARING ANOTHER UNPROVEN THEORY!"
Kill yourself. Please.
Kratos and Swank'd Kyle vs every character in fiction beyond their peak
Who wins
Yes you were. That's why you tried to lecture
Got any proof?
Kratos was holding back and not using his true divine form too btw
Dude what if it was so scray and unknowable, that like we just kept saying how scary and unknowable it is!
Lovecraft is overrated
Gets gaped by Spawn for all eternity
Jiren might push them to low-diff but otherwise they obliterate all of fiction
Yes, but it's paywalled
Date Masamune beats Kratos.
Ash's Pikachu can beat a bear
Yugibros? Our response
Every atom in GOW is an infinite trichiliocosm of neoplatonic spaces
Lol so Earth is a load bearing planet?!
So Verso is just Marche right
They job to this
DAMN IT!
Yep. In Death Metal Superman, Superboy Prime and all the other flying bricks even threaten to destroy the whole Batkek multiverse by bashing big craters into Earth Prime.
They kinda gloss over the fact Superman was willfully killing billions cause it’s so rushed.
Kyle can do this as well as go to the real world to rewrite the script.
...and it's kino!
Kratosisters...
{shit Kyle has never done himself]
Swan...
Kratos defeated Chuck Norris???
Holy FUARK
The bear that fought Kratos was Chuck Norris in disguise btw
If they ever use Bugs Bunny the animation HAS to end like this
Chuck Norris was in disguise hoping that Kratos would go easy on him, since Kratos loves nature
Kratos got GAPED by Chuck Norris????
The bear did a little more than just fight Kratos...
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi The Genie Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan fodder
Kratos scales to Chuck Norris and Segata Sanshiro
WHAT A BOUNDLESS BEAST!!!!
No one in or out of fiction can beat this gestalt
Bearchad scales to Kratos, Chuck Norris and Segata Sanshiro
WHAT A BOUNDLESS BEAST!!!!
Chuck Norris Bear >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aslan
merely "scales" to Segata Sanshiro
Sonic is more powerful than Kratos
Kratos defeated Chuck Norris bear
Wally stomped Sonic
Kyle scales to Wally
It's over for Simon
Chuck Norris > Jesus
Bear > Lion
Yep it makes sense
Sonic is a laughingstock
Why is Kratos such a goofy goober?
So ic is our favourite punching bag for beginner-level SCHOLARS to beat up
all attempts to downplay Kratos inevitably backfire and fail by making him more powerful than before
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Am I supposed to be impressed?
A minute with Kratos got Spongebob entry to the salty spitoon
Okay, be real. Who's the strongest character in fiction
Cunty the Cunt Sprite
kyle is fucked
Bear and Kratos fusion
Me.
It takes an ambush by Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight, and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi The Genie, Robocop, Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan to kill Chuck Norris and his cowboy ass
Bruce Lee defeated Chuck Norris singlehanded
Gene Lebell gaped Bruce Lee
Is he the master?
Swank'd Kyle
You're not real???!!!
literally made Steven Seagal shit and piss himself in fear
KWAB
Walker, Texas Ranger
MULTI
VERSAL
GAMING
KINGS
Tied to Segata
Sonic beat Segata
Wally beat Sonic
Steven Seagal
Even more of a fraud than Kratos, Dante and Doomslayer combined.
Never forget that Chuck Norris saw through Batgod's secret identity and crushed his head in between his thighs
jobs to Doomslayer
jobs to Sonic
jobs to the boat that rammed into Cthulhu
jobs to Jesus Christ
jobs to my dick
Anti Spiral? More like Anti FAGGOT.
Eru Ilúvatar or Yog Sothoth
No one cares about Death Battle
Kyle died from seeing this picture btw
I can’t believe Chuck was a gay rapist…
Allah (depicting him makes you job in real life)
Anti-FAGGOT
So he kills faggots? I love him already
KYLE RAYNER
IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE?!
IN BRIGHTEST DAY, IN BLACKEST NIGHT
NO BVLL SHALL ESCAPE MY WIFE'S SIGHT
LET THOSE WHO WORSHIP KEKOLDRY EMBRACE MY MIGHT
CỤCK LANTERN'S LIGHT
So weak he gets stomped by Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
Don't even get me started with Mr. Rogers
ENTER!
J? Could EASILY kill several dozen space marines.
holy FUARK
K, b, c.
Eating dinner with KINGtos will make you a BOUNDLESS KING like him. His overwhelming aura of power is so immense it empowers everyone around him.
rapes Simon and Kyle for fun
Godzilla heals from this sort of thing though.
t. guy who had a bowl of nails for breakfast without any milk
As a Kratos scholar I have 10 Trillion dollars liquid in my bank account that I use every day to keep the terrorists takinng over america, and I would give every penny of it away to learn the wisdom of /dbg/s lord
Someday, I'll stop laughing like a hyena when I see these stupid, stupid posts.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME
I'M GETTING ALL THIS SCALING FOR FEATS I DIDN'T DO
CAN ANYBODY GIVE ME PROOF I'M ALL THAT STRONG?
I'M ALL ALONE AND I'M SO CONFUSED!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT EVERYONE WANTS ME TO BE!
I CAN'T EVEN CHOP DOWN A TREE!
ONCE I WAS THE GREEK GOD OF WAR...
THEY DON'T KNOW I'M A COWARD
AN ABSOLUTE ZERO!
I'M NOBODY'S HERO...
AN ABSOLUTE ZERO...
I'M NOBODY'S HERO!
I'm nobody's hero...
…on opposite day
Alright pretending Kratos is omnipotent is amusing for a while but let's not go too far and finally admit we're joking
Foolish lanterns, drunk on your ring power. Do you possess the capability to destroy a SINGLE spiral warrior? DO YOU?! We say, NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! NOT! AT! ALL!!! You possess neither will! Nor resolve! NOR REASON!
he thinks I'm pretending
Pretending? Stop blaspheming anon before he kills you irl. You already saw what he did to these threads for betting against him.
This only applies to unnamed Space Marines. The second one of them takes off their helmet her jobber powers will kick in and she's fucked.
Hey look it’s that guy who FUCKED nia while Simon watched
Alright pretending Kyle isn't omnipotent is amusing for a while but let's not go too far and finally admit we're joking
There is no proof that the Anti Spiral was not Kamina in disguise, looking to fuck Nia next
…in bizarro world.
Asura lost.
yeah it's getting annoying at this point
GOD, I FUCKING LOVE BEARS!
I LOVE THEIR EYES!
I LOVE THEIR EARS!
I LOVE THEIR NOSE!
I LOVE THEIR FUR!
I LOVE THEIR TEETH!
I LOVE THEIR TONGUE!
I LOVE THEIR CLAWS!
I LOVE THEIR TAILS!
I LOVE THEIR SMELL!
I LOVE THEIR ROARS!
I LOVE THEIR BACULUM!
I NEED ONE TO TEAR ME TO SHREDS AFTER MOLESTING ME!
"I HAVE THE BEST WIFE IN THE UNIVERSE" SWING!
RIP...AND....TEARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
This.
It’s like someone saying “the sky is blue the sky is blue the sky is blue”
We know Kratos is omnipotent.
Next we must instead discuss how Kratos redefines the very human concept of Power.
anon's OC!, its the strongest and can defeat anything
No lies detected.
I am fairly certain I sound eloquent enough. It is true that Lovecraft created the roots of his cosmos, but the structured nature we expect from other fictional cosmos isn't present within his works. It is much more mythophilosophical in nature.
Later authors and authors within Howard's literature community built upon and expanded these notions into the more concrete cosmos we have today.
next month it will be with Kyle when he beats Simon
this, Kratos is stadium level at best
dude he's fucked.
When will Asissyra learn to be a better man? He already has the best Teacher Available.
Yes yes we know Simon is.
you know what the fuck i meant, smartass
Hahaha ok now back on track, post Kyle destroying a galaxy
I can't do that, because he's never done it
Is she the only prominent Murder Drones character without a good match up?
goku
J vs V2 is a good one.
tell me the most batshit incorrect episodes of DB and why if you trully are a powerlevel scholar
Lute would be a good matchup for her
Kratos vs Asura
Kratos should've won far more easily
alright which one of you fags is Livinmeme
Kratos vs Asura
They said Kratos can destroy 9 million universes with one attack…
at 1% of the actual number they calculated, to be conservative as much as possible…
and also nerfed by the cookbook saying the tree is a Yew tree and not an Oak tree…
And somehow 9 million universes minimum did not obliterate Asura in one nanosecond just from standing too close to him.
They had to give Asura so much plotarmor just to pad the fight time.
Feels like it's riding the coattails of the much more popular V vs V1 matchup
That one's actually pretty good
whomst
HAHAHAHA KRATOS BOUNDLESS SOLOS FICTION SO FUNNY HURR DURR
To be fair they're both jobbers
I have no idea how the hell Spiderman won when this feat happened
mindbroken asurakek melty
Kratos solos DC and TTGL
HAHAHAHA BEAR BOUNDLESS SOLOS FICTION SO FUNNY HURR DURR
Batman is the only character db can look at and go “yeah this was obviously plot armor”
Yes definitely
6 billion spongebobs Vs Goku
No definitely not.
Kratos…
This is canon
Toph vs Gaara
Sonic vs Mario rematch
Should've been easier for Toph if DB knew anything about avatar powerscaling
…the “killing your wife and daughter” competition, which Kratos won by a landslide.
DC
He would beat the fuck out of Kratos
Failbots
Kratos killed his wife and daughter in self defense btw
This. Kratos has never done anything wrong.
Fuck you ares
files.catbox.moe
how can you look at this shit and tell me Kyle isn't going to get drilled
Kratos VS Asura. The blocking a sun glare (but not actually since he obviously got stunned by it) making Kratos MFTL has got to be the dumbest shit they ever pulled
Bomberman vs Dig Dug because there is no "rules set" in which Dig Dug wins. If you go by just what's on-screen in their games, Bomberman wins. If you go by game mechanics, Bomberman wins. If you go by insane battle boarder logic, Bomberman wins. Kratos, at the very least, wins if you buy into their cracked methodology and interpretations. Dig Dug just loses no matter how you cut the pie.
My HEROINE kicked V's ass one on one.
It was certainly one of their dumbest calls. It reminded me of them making James Bond faster than light.
When tf is Columbo vs Light?
How does Toph outscale gaara?
Kino
I just hope they don't treat it like a meme video. Columbo has no reason to know Light is Kira and he doesn't deal with the supernatural.
They said Kratos can destroy 9 million universes with one attack
They actually didn’t say this. Technically Ragnarok is the one that can do that with his sword, who was held back for less than minute by Freyr and his magic sword, who they say Kratos is “comparable” to (don’t worry Kratos, just steal Freyr’s sword and magic and maybe you could hold Ragnarok back too). They then make the assumption Kratos can do that shit even though he and everyone else ran except Freyr RAN. Kratos himself in the DB is not scaled in any way to the tree which is fucking hilarious since they actually scaled Asura directly to the fragmentation of the Chakravartin statue, which despite the retarded number of universes given (should not even be more than 1 at most), at least Asura actually fucking did the shit they said. They had Kratos piggybacking off two guys for some shit he’s never done. What a fucking clownfest.
Earthbending on par if not superior to base Aang who is superior to base Zhao
Base Zhao was able to kill the moon spirits who represented duality and the effect of killing the moon spirit was global, making Avatar characters superior to Zhao moon level at the very minimum if there's no duality transcendence
Alrighty then, Broly vs Hulk"Hulk godstonmps without any difficulty.
Especially considering they are using Immortal and World-Breaker for scaling,. Hulk at full power destroyed the Dark Dimension several times over, a realm that transcends the Dragon Ball cosmology so much it's not even funny. Plus he was casually slaughtering Mindless Ones that threatened to kill Dormammu who would neg diff all of Dragon Ball. Also, Hulk beat the piss out of Onslaught while he absorbed all of Franklin Richard's power.
This is using scaling from the time of the episode, as 2025 Hulk is stronger than Thor with the Odinforce, Pheonix Force, Zeus's Lightning, and a fucking Hulk transformation.
Still pisses me off to this day.
But on earth those are just fish explicitly...
Base Zhao was able to kill the moon spirits who represented duality and the effect of killing the moon spirit was global, making Avatar characters superior to Zhao moon level at the very minimum if there's no duality transcendence
This is bait
Of these two I've only seen Murder Drones. How strong is Lute?
Now say all of it without wank
She's tough but she gets fucked over by debris and stuff. Losing a limb is massively debilitating for her mid fight. For the MDs its just a minor inconvenience
What is wank there lol
Overlords are pretty damn powerful in the show and angels massacre them with little trouble, she's got good scaling
Does she win a fight on-screen? If so that's a pretty major advantage over J.
It’s up there. Genuine insanity how much they had to stretch and bend over for Kratos so they could get him past mountain level. Like imagine being the audience and seeing Asura travel, react/dodge, and attack at MFTL but then you see Kratos becoming MFTL because he got flashbanged and then killed a crippled shot down by a ballista.
they both have aggressive lesbian sex afterwards
The angels only massacre them because they have no fear of reprisal due to power and type advantage basically. They even note how they aren't particularly skilled because they don't have to worry about it so when the demons are outfitted with appropriate weaponry they start getting fucked up.
Zaslav easily solos the entire warnerbros and DC verse.
That's a Dr Manhattan-tier enemy Kyle is no diffing.
why are hispanics so short?
three way battle between those 2 and my dick
Every single episode. Even the 'correct' ones like Omnidock have
Tsar Bomba level Homelander
Homelander yelling really loudly would hurt Viltrumites (it wouldn't, it's a specific frequency)
Homelander's heat vision could threaten Nolan potentially to the point where Homelander would have to use his nebulous and shitty comic book tier 'skill' to close a gap instead of the fact he's trillions of times stronger
It doesn't matter if they get the correct result if they do the wrong work to get there. That should have been hammered into your head when you did middle school algebra. And every single episode is full of absolutely retarded or fraudulent claims or clear misunderstanding of the characters.
Kill yourself listtroon.
Checked and truthpilled.
Dr. Manhattan
Energy blade level
Go to space battles
Unearth ancient thread
Simon shitstomp
Eyup, the SCHOLARS have spoken
YOU'RE NEXT BITCH!
This. Not to mention that Disassembly Drones are horrifying in how effective they are in combat, especially with what was shown in ep 8 with V vs J. Their speed both in movement and reaction time is nuts, with episode 6, 7, and 8 giving us great speed feats
N piloting a spaceship and dodging meteors
V and J practically being blurs in their fight
V catching a bullet
J dodging Uzi's railgun shot
N catching up to and kicking a missile
Hell there's a scene at the end of episode 3 where a normal nameless Worker Drone barely dodges a crashing spaceship.
TL;DR: These fuckers are fast. And that's not even getting into how physically strong and durable they are.
Broly wins because I like him more. Hulk is going to be DB's designated jobber
Surely Kyle has gotten some feats by now? Atleast him destroying a galaxy?
Pomni is technically immortal and cartoony so Lute can't win
Surely Kyle has gotten some feats by now? At least him destroying a galaxy?
Post Cyn destroying a universe.
There's multiple frequencies including one that puts them into a coma.
The entire reason is full of weird decisions like Bardock being a mishmash of different continuities that aren't canon to each other, Norse Kratos using his Greek weapons despite him explicitly not being able to summon his Greek magic again and Master Chief/Doomguy not receiving any lorewank despite giving it to Kratos and them using game mechanics.
J vs Lute is pretty good, but I think J does take it. Disassembly drone / Solver host regeneration is a massive advantage, and J is stronger, faster, and has whatever weapons she needs fabricated out of her arm slots.
Does she win a fight on-screen?
When J isn't jobbing comedically because she's a massive failgirl, she actually does win fights.
She beats V in a 1-on-1 multiple times during their battle throughout Episode 8.
Is she the only prominent Murder Drones character without a good match up?
No, there's quite a few.
Cyn / Absolute Solver vs Abeloth
Uzi vs Jenny XJ9
V vs V1
J vs V2
There's probably a bunch more too, but those are the main ones I recall being brought up or discussed here.
So I am going ahead and reading through the Ion saga at the moment. I really want you all to read Issue 146 of Green Lantern Vol 3. Take off your powerscaling blinders a little bit to take in what it would look like if actively heroic characters had universal tier speed and abilities.
Then put them back on because even in his Ion state, Kyle still is really 'only' able to protect the entire galaxy.
I am still reading through it, but I just really appreciated this issue as a tool to express the incompatibility of modern powerscaling standards with the narratives its subjects reside within.
You mean what she was gonna do via the Big Crunch if she wasn't stopped?
They're both hypersonic+ speed and small town level from what I can tell. Lute's advantage would be her resistance/immunity to normal weapons as well as angelic blasts and stuff.
The Absolute Solver was ending the universe in a Big Crunch. However, you do not need to destroy a universe in order to rape Simon and Kyle like that anon was suggesting. It's merely a matter of opportunity. Rape opportunity.
Cyn vs Abeloth
HOLY KINO
these are abstract gods in DC
They would die to One Piece characters with energy swords
[STATEMENTS]
Do not post in my vicinity, WORM.
WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF
RAPE BAAAATTTLLLEEEE!!!
Greek Kratos wouldn't be able to give his gay little peptalk with coming off as a blatant hypocrite.
Kino indeed.
It's just a shame we never really saw Abeloth do that much in the Star Wars EU.
Sorry anon, it's what was actively happening during the show. Now show me Simon or Kyle casually creating a singularity and eating planets.
Kyle never had weakness to yellow, non-reader.
Kyle is scared of PISS?
There's probably a bunch more too, but those are the main ones I recall being brought up or discussed here.
N vs General Grievous was a pretty popular match up for a while here, though people mostly moved on to the ones you mentioned once they realized it was a pretty big stomp.
he's white so his weakness would be black
N vs Grievous
Well that's an...interesting matchup?
N vs General Grievous was a pretty popular match up for a while here,
It wasn't really that popular, it was just a bunch of posters telling an anti-MD spammer how much Grievous gets stomped because of the stat disparity over and over and the guy that kept spamming about Grievous beating N doing it to try and be annoying. Anyone with more than two braincells and that isn't trying to troll understands that it's not a fair matchup for Grievous at all. Also it doesn't make that much sense in the first place as they don't really have any commonalities and the stats disparity is way too far in N's favor.
Giorno dying to noncanon media too
Oh wait I'm sorry, MULTIPLE SINGULARITIES and casually crushing one.
actively happening during the show [ONE PLANET AT A TIME]
yeah in gurren lagann they throw galaxies as shurikens
one galaxy=billions of planets and stars
lol
my dick hurts
Those were actually universes, they didn't know how to visually show universes so they defaulted to the galaxy look.
It was a good story. It's clear King took influence from it for his God of Light story.
If you want to read another story very interesting from a power scaling standpoint, check out Doom Patrol 98. The second story in it, "Sixty Sinister Seconds," has Negative Man, a character who can move at the speed of light, struggle with saving the world in sixty seconds because he's got to find several bombs planted across the planet and he can only circle the planet 7 times in one second so there's not much margin for era when he has to spend precious seconds looking and disabling bombs.
It was an interesting way to challenge a light speeder without having them job.
You fool, Midra the Lord of Frenzied Flame is for Micolash Host of the Nightmare.
Post le soolver destroying a planet without decades of prep and multiple direct shots on the core
Pilots mechs that range from building sized to larger than the entire Universe, and can manifest most of them at will
Merged with an infinite multiverse
Absorbed a Big Bang way more powerful than our own
Power grows endlessly, without limitation
Can teleport directly to any object that has been observed, no matter space-time or dimension
Has probability altering missiles that hit even if blocked and can shoot into the past and future at a planck second
Beat the Anti-Spiral, a living manifestation of the collective hivemind of former Spirals, who is capable a manipulating the entire multiverse to its whim, both with and without a mech
Above fate, causality, time, and dimensions
b-but it's one planet at a-
Upupup, hold it.
casually destroying the universe for fun
directly calls herself the Void and the Exponential End
wasn't even killed and had to be imprisoned inside of one her Host's bodies
literally CANNOT DIE even if her body and heart is destroyed
The Anti Spiral is her cum sock.
Kyle won because of hax btw
Cyn got shut down by hacking. She'd get btfo
Cyn vs 21 would be a great matchup if the power levels weren't so wide apart imo
can't resurrect his wife
>casually destroying the universe for fun
very, very slowly
>directly calls herself the Void and the Exponential End
statements
>wasn't even killed and had to be imprisoned inside of one her Host's bodies
i think the character who's actually above dimensions can kill her, yes
>literally CANNOT DIE even if her body and heart is destroyed
NLF, simon's got it
Sonic does beat Goku tho
hacking
By one of her own Hosts, mind you. Not something you can pull off if you aren't one.
PSYCHOmon just hates his bitch wife
It's literally when anti spiral puts them in the multiverse that has no spiral power
The DroneSISSIES are posting again
Gentlemen... Death Battle needs a hero...
He already hit it
Lute's resistance to conventional weapons is a big deal in this matchup. J would need to either steal Lute's weapon or analyze it for long enough that she could reproduce it with her manufacturing abilities, which are supernatural so they should in-theory be able to replicate the magical properties if they were properly understood. The question is if Lute would be able to finish her off before that happens.
Krasura.
both guys are over universal level
Kratos is somehow above continent at most
completely ignored Asura’s entire fight with Creator Chak and scaled him to the golden Buddha instead
gives Kratos MFTL+ via covering his eyes and killing a 1%HP Helios, then brings out nonsense calculations with primordial shockwaves
scaled Kratos to a feat he never does but to some other guy who held back another guy
had him drain Asura with the BoO but gives no reason why, except it drained stronger beings with none specified, and ignored how Asura’s insane mantra generation would practically nullify this
Asura the Destructor is smaller than a mountain or GOW Titan-sized when he easily dwarved his own planet in AW
Kratos can somehow summon nerfed Asura Destructor-sized Draupnir spears
”Kratos is quick, but he’s never dodged a universe-crossing laser. That doesn’t mean he couldn’t!”
Lute's resistance to conventional weapons is a big deal in this matchup
she lost her arm to a rock
Kyle can't resurrect his fridged girlfriend
Fodder for Mr Dress-Up.
90% of Simon "feats" are just statements from novels and databooks away from the main show
Sorry, but the autism eldritch god gaps him, anon.
They didn't remember they had it. That's not a universe where it doesn't exist.
He literally said he chose not to, as an expression of his free will, showing that even the plot isn’t powerful enough to control him
BEAST...
1. He did that mid transformation so Manhattan wasnt Manhattan yet.
2. He put his brain in that dr Manhattan and tbe body was powerful enough to make him outerversal.
3. "Energy knife" was made by prep time interdimensional Bruce Wayne.
I'm not defending the quality of the story but you guys have to at least try with the anti-feats.
posting this canonical Skibidi Toilet fodder
him bitching out means even the plot can't make him do things
Right.
Not that anon, and I'm pretty sure he's posting ironically because this isn't really a compatible matchup or anything, but small correction here.
The Absolute Solver wasn't just ending the universe by eating one planet at a time, the implication from the "Time to Universe Big Crunch" bit from which we know the universe is ending is that by eating planets and generating those planetary singularities - the Solver was actively collapsing and accelerating the end of the universe back into a singularity.
But no, the Solver can not just immediately end a universe just like that. As an entity, it works by eating planets and eventually eating the universe. Via a "Big Crunch".
en.wikipedia.org
Again, not that anon. I'm not sure why he's trying to force something between these two characters when they're not really compatible. Just wanted to make the above clear.
What's with the 70's Jamaican slang?
So you're telling me batmanhattan couldn't reassemble the atoms his brain back together despite having complete control over matter and realtiy warping?
In the panel right before he got shanked he said his power was strong enough to create and destroy worlds.
What does Kyle do against this btw?
Me? Why? inb4. Angry because I said that Kyle was a fraud.
I'm not sure why he's trying to force something
Because it's funny.
You’re the kind of retard that can’t tell the difference between an incel and a volcel
Pray
He would easily stop it considering he stopped a DC big bang.
Gonna cry Simonfag?
Norsetos has the BoO in Ragnarok.
easily
uhhhh huh
How does that compare? How many galaxies did it create the instant it expanded?
Something about the way that Kyle is drawn here reminds me of Ottley faces.
Post simon destroying a universe
she lost her arm to a rock
This. The rules for Angels / Exterminators taking damage is extremely vague and doesn't make a lot of sense.
J is a robot, so would her ripping Lute's arms off with her bare hands be comparable to Lute losing her arm to rubble falling on her?
Blocks it with a bubble shield because a different lantern did that to a universal antimatter wave one time
U-u-uhm……..I-I can post a country level at best cloud parting feat!
I SCALE to a guy who could tank that!
Turns intangible.
Who are you quoting?
They specifically say it’s not the Blade of Olympus, just the memory of the Blade of Olympus iirc
non-sequiter
I accept your concession
V1-V2 is for getting atomized by Zero (unless they get lore wank).
Simon fags really need to grapple with the fact this green guy would low diff him.
Considering a big bang made a universe this big...
She was only pinned down by the rubble and not actually harmed. You could make the argument that since Lute is an angel and has that angelic power in her she was able to damage herself to get free.
From everything we see, if the damage is not done by a "holy weapon" high tier demons and angels simply regenerate the damage instantly. See Stolas beating his brother in law to a pulp with his fists and the guy instantly healed up.
I'd say Lute's best feat is pretty much one-shotting one of the two powerful demons Lucifer directly assigned to guarding his daughter, which has some scaling implications based on what other demons do.
We also can't ignore the anti-feat of J getting badly damaged by having a pen thrown at her lol
the kill is J performing a DOOM style glory kill on Lute
rips off her wings
chainsaws her legs off
rips out her heart
Would be metal.
Yeah everything was a memory in Valhalla, but him being able to use it outside of there implies that it’s the real deal.
It was literally one faggot shill trying to spam with a fucking broken script and looking retarded. But you should know that, faggot.
We also can't ignore the anti-feat of J getting badly damaged by having a pen thrown at her
You weren’t supposed to bring that up…
Using it on the shore is more of a gameplay mechanic since you can activate any rage there.
can freeze time within an infinite range, which nobody can counter besides other clock titans
has killed thousands of titans and turned them into his minions, devouring their souls in the process
has a sword for a right hand with nullifies all forms of regeneration and can never ever be undone once it cuts something
can create illusions that have all of his abilities and are just as strong as him with zero downsides
he can also use those illusions to instantly scan all possible outcomes and pick the best possible one for himself so he always wins
can reverse time to nullify any damage done to him
even if he does die he can just revive himself from another dimension
uses black holes solely as a method of transportation from one place to another
immediately puts the g-man fortress plot to a halt because he's so strong that all of the factions are weak compared to him
forces the story to be an amalgamation of avengers, spider-verse, and bayverse transformers
has universe destroying time nukes
is canonically cyn's dad
F-FUARK...
oh the pain of dredging through skibidi fan series slop
He did tho.
God I can't wait for DB to calc the IBBS and have them put it at some autistic as number that puts this to shame
Knowing Liam, if Kyle does lose, then he'll probably kick Simon's ass for most of the fight anyway. He's done similar shit before with Joker vs Giorno and Thor vs Vegeta where his obvious favorite gets way more spotlight when he knows that they'll die (even though he's the writer so I don't see how he couldn't change the outcome himself???)
Not really...it's so much smaller than the DC universe. I feel bad for Simon honestly, he could have been put up against a mech where he could have stomped but instead he's getting run into the dirt by DC's strongest.
From everything we see, if the damage is not done by a "holy weapon" high tier demons and angels simply regenerate the damage instantly. See Stolas beating his brother in law to a pulp with his fists and the guy instantly healed up.
So if you're fast enough could you just decapitate her and separate the head before the regeneration can happen?
Is that the case of it being real or the game allowing it for NG+? I mean the game also lets you equip a Greek Kratos skin in the Valhalla DLC.
I don't know. Dragonborn vs Chosen Undead was mostly Chosen Undead getting his ass beat.
Uh...
Anon, he powered an attack the size of multiple galaxies (or like infinite omniversal), with his basic, shitty mecha in the spawn of a seconds, before literally punching (and drilling) the AS to death.
Cosmology means jackshit because the LE can be resisted and ignored
Kyle does have a lot more to showcase.
What's the next weeboo cope match going to be? Constantine vs Demi-fiend?
Anon the reason the pen even hurt her to begin with was because she was underestimating Uzi at that moment and was caught off guard. Episode 8 showed what J is capable when she locks in on a threat (i.e V who she won against several times in that very fight). And the damage from that pen wasn't even that bad lol especially for Disassembly Drone standards.
I don't think I need to mention J blocking 30mm shots from an Apache during that Earth flashback in Episode 7.
like what
DC's big bangs aren't even universe level so the universes they can't create can't be universe level.
the reason the pen even hurt her to begin with was because she was underestimating Uzi at that moment and was caught off guard
sir she just forgot her ki control
Vegeta
Obvious favorite
? Also Bejita only had the upper hand before Thor got serious and humiliated him. I’d hardly call that favoritism. In the case of Giorno Vs Joker, Persona characters mostly fight with, you know, their PERSONAS. I don’t know why people wanted Joker to…I don’t know, shoot Giorno the entire time? It was effectively a back and forth.
Maybe by people on DC tier. Simon is not in a universe as complex as DC's
Calling it right now, if Kyle loses, Simon will get the White Lantern Ring and instantly revive Kyle before handing it back over kek
infinite omniversal
Now that is a crock of shit. I can buy the Multiversal stuff but you're off your gourd if you think I'm believing Omniversal.
DC universes only have the matter energy content of galaxies at most
KWAB
J is a robot, so would her ripping Lute's arms off with her bare hands be comparable to Lute losing her arm to rubble falling on her?
With how stupid strong Disassembly Drones are, I think J would do a lot worse to Lute in melee range than just ripping her arms off. More like gibbing her into chunky salsa.
It's really not. The IBBS expansion rate calc would make DC Universe look like the Dragon Ball Universe in GvS3. Dozens of galaxies created instantaneously, expanding and moving at MFTL+ speeds.
There won't be another one. The shame and humiliation of Bingin Bongon Faggin Laggan losing to Wish.com Lantern will shatter their will. They will leave the power scaling hobby in complete disgrace and it will finally be known that superheroes are superior to shonen shit.
muh complexity
yeah that doesn't work when the DC character in particular is a fucking jobber with not many impressive feats
doesn't prove me wrong
I accept your concession, sir.
The robot merely had her guard down, which lowered her defenses enough to be harmed by a big standard pen.
What? The angel just for her arm trapped and wasn’t even harmed by rubble? ROCK LEVEL ROCK LEVEL ROCK LEVEL
Even you have to see the clear bias here.
It's even worse than that because she was actively staring at the person who threw it at her. She's literally fast enough to catch bullets and she just stood there with her hands on her hips watching a pen sail across the room directly into her eye.
Omniversal is a bunch of vodoo shit with a vague definition. BUT, if you think that omniversal is just a gazillion infinite multiverses stacked together, then I guess the Infinite laberynth manages that.
Define "complex" right FUARKING now
J
Pen level
Lute
Rock level
Paper beats rock and pens can write on paper, proving themselves superior to them, but Rock does not beat Pen like Rock beats Scissors.
I rest my case.
NTA but not the same thing
Disassembly drone bare bodies are pretty easily able to be penetrated by a high velocity force, it's not like they're meant to just stand there and tank damage
They endure damage in combat mainly through regeneration, and avoiding damage altogether through agility
Plus, as the other guy said, their wings are hyperdurable and double as shields as well as extra bladed weapons
The pen to the visor didn't actually do anything, it was just a distraction that she immediately regenerated from
Cyn
jobs to 1
CU was whipping out a bunch of unique abilities and gets the best shots of the entire fight. They straight up give him the Ludwig pose. Meanwhile DB looks like a bumbling oaf who only ever gets ahead by shouting.
Also the fight is very clearly Dark Souls inspired and Dragonborn winning means the universe is doomed.
You can definitely taste the salt.
Why couldn't she move the rock? Why was pulling against it tearing off her wing if angelic weapons were the "only thing" that could hurt angels?
She wasn't harmed by the pen in the eye though, it was a momentary annoyance and not debilitating like Lute losing her arm. Murder Drones casually regenerate, her endurance is much higher than Lute. Stop trolling.
They used devil hulk for the fight and based their conclusions on that version iirc
We see Gurren Lagann chuck galaxies/universes like they are shuriken. I have still yet to see Kyle do anything remotely comparable
Realistically speaking DD regen is just inherently better than angel regen in HH.
Based on S2 leaks she still hasn't regenerated her arm and has to use a prosthetic.
there's nothing stopping J from doing this to Lute.
youtube.com
To be fair N also had to cut off his arm when it was pinned in rubble.
This match up actually convinces me scaling matters
I dunno, I don’t watch Hazbin. Why did the mega death robot who can survive planets exploding get eye fucked by the pen I keep in my bag?
the DB fixes it the very next day
I like how after the LE was shown to be a battery of energy all kylefags could do is cry "just wait and see"
They probably won't do that. It'd most likely end with this shot as Simon catches the ring
If there was an IBBS in DC you wouldn't be able to see the galaxies because it would be moving so fast.
If you're autistic enough you can just count the galaxy the Anti Spiral blasts at Simon.
Hey retard, you keep ignoring this but it's not the same thing. N's arm was destroyed, and he was in a tunnel where the entire tunnel mouth above him had collapsed. That's literally hundreds, perhaps thousands of tonnes of rock from that collapse. It's much easier to cut off his arm.
You know why? Because they fucking REGENERATE. Lute never got her arm back after she cut it off from the little bit of rubble she was trapped under.
this but it's Kyle with Simon's cape and glasses
I think they'll at least include it in the storyboards because of Swan seethe like with Gioker but it wouldn't make it into the actual episode
He's stealing the core drill and taking Lagann for a joy ride
Sure but a MD losing an arm is literally no big deal since they just regrow it immediately. Lute doesn't have that luxury
Greek Kratos would unironically have a better chance against Asura simply because he can time travel and has more hax. Not sure who wins however.
Bardock with canon Minus and DBO scaling can just brainwash people or time travel.
Chief would win with lore scaling since Forerunners tech is OP especially since the Doom's latest game doesn't offer many impressive feats.
Giorno and Joker probably just stalemate forever.
True, but considering it was via a cave in and the fact he wasn't all too bothered by his arm being smashed, it's not exactly comparable.
A funnier storyboard aftermath would be a nod to Otoko Simon with him and Kyle hanging out comparing comics and manga they're working on
If you're autistic enough you can just count the galaxy the Anti Spiral blasts at Simon.
That's so irrelevant and stupid, I refuse to believe you typed this out and thought you got me there. A single galaxy takes BILLIONS of years to form and here we see the IBBS create dozens instantly, all expanding at MFTL+ all in just a few seconds
Kyle inherits Simon's drill
Holy kino
The storyboard additional stuff was added because John, the storyboard artist, wanted to add it lol.
I am curious to see how they "calculate" a lot of the goofy shit in Gurren Lagann. Like how can they even calculate Arc Gurren punching a moon sized ship out of the entire space time continuum and then try to scale that upwards to the higher forms?
Why did the mega death robot who can survive planets exploding get eye fucked by the pen I keep in my bag?
Because said pen was thrown with ballistic-level force from a piece of industrial machinery that's strong enough to snap a metal wrench with one hand, a lift a cart full of ore over their head. And she didn't get "fucked over" by said pen. She got said pen impaled into her eye sensor, pulled it out, rambled about how durable the pen is, regenerated the damage from the pen, then got the same pen rammed into her face by the robot who threw it goomba stomping her, then pulled it out again and regenerated. The pen didn't do anything.
A single galaxy that takes a few seconds to form vs sixty trillion in half a second.
I really don't know which one is bigger
They probably won't and will just call both Simon and Kyle infinite in stats so they can focus on hax and wincons like with Spawn vs GR
Chief would beat Doomslayer for the same reason Kyle jobs to Simon
Trillions
None of what you described is even remotely close to planetary levels of damage. “It was thrown really fast by someone who can throw 300 pounds” isn’t a good excuse. YOU brought downplaying into the discussion, you better stick with it.
Spiral power is fucking BULLSHIT
reminder that dronefags think EVERY character in their series has planet level durability
outdated canon
In updated canon compressed DC universes aren't even star level.
Dark SOVL.
You're obviously trolling because literally nobody, ever, has ever stated that Disassembly Drones are planetary or are capable of taking "planetary levels" of damage. You just made that up for no reason. They're not even made to tank damage in the first place. Don't try so hard next time.
random Pajeet seething about drones again
NOOOO SAAAAARRRRRRR PLEASE FOCUS ON TALKING ABOUT RETARDED WEEB AND CAPESHIT
a DC star is 60 trillion times more dense than your average star, fuck off
row row fight the powah
the guy that shits himself whenever people just happen to be discussing anything related to murder drones by posting skibidi toilet is having a melty by trying to falseflag with this planetary shit that nobody claimed
Mindbroken.
Time for a new thread. Also I finished reading the Power of Ion storyline. It was... for lack of a better term, cute?
yeah row row row your boat. Simon's losing
For Thor vs Vegeta, I still think that Vegeta spent enough time dishing out attacks and whooping Thor's ass than the other way around for Thor's comeback to feel impactful.
I will agree with you on Joker vs Giorno, I think there was a reasonable back-and-forth, but my issues mainly stemmed from how long the animation spent on showcasing Giorno compared to Joker. I just feel like he got a larger amount of dedication in terms of having more "standout" moments and handrawn closeups. The ending with Satanael was awesome, but I feel like Giorno had a heap of "cool" moments while Joker kinda just fought back.
Excuse me? I’m getting that information directly from MD posters themselves, I have outright seen them talk about planetary durability drones from them surviving the explosion of their planet. I wouldn’t pull something like that out of my ass, I’m absolutely not invested enough to come up with that sort of shit. I’m just holding you to your own standards.
Then they'd all be neutron stars which they evidently aren't
Take your meds you dumb faggot.
That pen had the entire DC multiverse inside of it
That planet is multiversal saar
sixty trillion in half a second
60 trillion galaxies? Do you have a source?
this planetary shit that nobody claimed
no this is something VSfags genuinely believe lol
So you're just retarded?
expanding physically in size
This just proves DC's universes aren't infinite while TTGL are
LOL?
I'm not spoon feeding
Vs Battles Wiki
Nigger who GIVES A SHIT?
in terms of having more "standout" moments and handrawn closeups.
I disagree with that. Basically the entire ending section was full on Joker support. He got
A fully 3D animated recreation of him rejecting GER’s infinite death
A modeled recreation of Satanael firing his gun
A recreated end of battle sequence
When Giorno just got the animated GER sections and the close up of GE healing him.
VsBattlesWiki
who the actual fuck cares about that site, it's all incomprehensible maximum wank that nobody takes seriously anyway.
nobody here was unironically making any of those claims, anyone who tries is pretty clearly shitposting.
Notes from rewatching the analysis:
So Savage Hulk beat up Hyperion who survived 2 universes and casually thunderclapped a universe (which may or may not be bigger than the DBS Macrocosm with further context away.
Then They unironically used Hulk fucking Umar as a multiplier from Savage Hulk to Green Scar because he fucked her for 24 hours instead of 6 minutes. This is used to justify Hulk losing. I'm not kidding.
I mean it's blatantly obvious they giga-lowballed Hulk to give Broly the win. Just to then later give Thor the win against Vegeta with a modicum of mid-tier scaling. Death Battle isn't ragebait my ass.
So no source got it
Seeing you genuinely seethe when Kyle wins is going to be so funny.
The sisyphean struggle of the weak forging ahead against monstrous and ruinous forces, fighting back primitively with tooth and claw, in a universe created by a malevolent demiurgical deity forcing his creations to endure inside an eternally recurring hellscape to maximize human despair. An umbral series filled with tension and masculine vigor, a Nietzschean fight against forces beyond your paygrade. An environment where victory is not bestowed unto you or even feasible, but is wrested from the the lifeless grip of your enemy by your own hands, as you howl a victory yawp into the godless skies.
Other veres are almost effeminate in comparison.
Such a sad little man
Sooooo you disagree with planet level MD? Hey works for me, anytime someone brings up stats for that show I’ll be referencing this discussion then.
taking this seriously
thinking people are actually arguing for the things in picrel with any sense of being genuine
Yes I can also point at something random that's retarded and not representative of the whole just to try and make a point up.
I genuinely hope Simonfags and Kylefags kill themselves after the episode comes out.
Swanbros...
Yeah, but that's because it ended in Joker's victory.
Before that, you had:
Joker casually shrugging off Joker's first attack
Giorno oneshotting Arsene
Giorno trolling Joker with bees
Giorno reflecting damage with the snake
le badass Jojo color change
Hand drawn shot of GER's activation
the 7 page muda beatdown on Joker + one of the most humiliating death sprites in the entire show
And Joker literally did like....nothing, the entire time, except for summoning Alice who barely did anything and Jack Frost which just gave Giorno more aura.
Well hey, guess what. Cyn and Uzi have that scaling and higher. So yes, MD is Planetary and beyond. :^)
You were specifically mentioning the Disassembly Drones, and trying to claim people unironically think the DDs and Worker Drones are "planet level" and that anyone having genuine discussions here were making those claims. Now you're trying to downplay the entire setting even though the entire point of the top-tier entity of the verse is that it destroys and eats planets for lunch and the universe is ending.
The Disassembly Drones are just the grunts.
But I'm sure you actually understood all that, you're just repeating a dumb bit.
Oh also can't forget the initial
Giorno does his life infusion shit and then puts Joker in a full nelson while GE beats the shit out of him
I get they couldn't go through all of Joker's possible abilities and everything but it was very much diGiorno show until the end.
Yeah, you when Simon loses.
Giorno should've won that episode.
I dunno, the Jack Frost summon was pretty great mechanics wise since even if you tried to pull the reflect damage shit from Giorno, Jack nulls ice damage so it wouldn't have mattered
I dunno, maybe it's just a matter of personal taste. The winner having a great moment at the end of a fight isn't as fun to me compared to two characters being consistently cool from the get-go.
When Simon loses I'll continue on with my day
new thread
VSbattles is simultaneously useless because it's just retards pushing their agendas yet at the same time incredibly influential over the VS scene because people WILL cite it's own methods of tiering and feats it states when it comes to debating
i remember someone here tried arguing that luffy was star level once just cause he read off some gobbledygook from a VSfag site with even less reputability
This is part of why Bowser VS Eggman was so great. Both had awesome moments
Joker equally shrugged off Giorno’s entire beatdown and only took damage from his own attacks and GER.
Giorno just returned Arsene to Joker by pushing his consciousness back into his body, so nobody got one-shotted. In fact Giorno was basically 0-4 against Joker’s summons.
I don’t really see how this is much of a point.
Again, not much of a point. I might as well say that Joker got to blow up Giorno with ‘Die For Me!’
Joker rejecting RTZ being fully 3D recreated.
Satanael being its entirely own model + Giorno’s head flying. Also it’s funny how before the meme was “Giorno needed GER to save him from JF” and now it’s “JF did nothing and just made Giorno look cooler”.
Unfortunately Vsbattleswiki is the super bad side of vs battles autism.
...writing your suicide letter
Vsbattle wiki is unironically good for looking up specific feats, of course there are going to be times where people use shit out of context.
I also remember that luffy guy, didn't he unironically use pixel scaling?
and trying to claim people unironically think the DDs and Worker Drones are "planet level"
Because people have.
and that anyone having genuine discussions here were making those claims
Because people were.
Now you're trying to downplay the entire setting
I’ll be truthful and say that I should’ve put an asterisk besides that sentence and said “not including the obvious planet busters”.
If Giorno didn't literally immediately break out of it with a massive aura hype shot of GER I'd agree. And that was the closest Joker got to actually doing anything before the end.
I think it would just end up being a tie because the argument they gave for Sinful Shell was awful. Joker couldn't use it without the help of all of Shibuya and GER is not a 'shield' that you 'bypass' in the traditional sense (and they even brought it up in the analysis that it makes it so the attack never happens in the first place + the Maruki comparison was retarded). You have to nullify GER itself, which Joker didn't have any ability that could do that.
On the other hand though Joker is just way too fast, strong and varied for Giorno and I don't even buy le universal Persona.
Vsbattle wiki is unironically good for looking up specific feats
It really isn't, most VS wiki profiles is just chainscaling after chainscaling
Glorp is Mountain level because he hurts Glup
Glup is Mountain level because he hurts Glip
Glip is Mountain level because he hurts Glorp
That's the average verse there
I mean like looking up specific onscreen stuff like Ash chucking trees, Or A character blowing up a planet. The actual rating system is bad because of chain scaling
The 2nd season of Gurren Lagann sucks.
Posting these canonical Skibidi Toilet universe victimizers
Skibidi Toilet beat this SHIT, dumbfuck.
Post [character with a robot bigger than the entire universe] casually creating [sub galaxy level feat]
Retardbro…
Skibidi Toilet JOBS LIKE A BITCH to that GOLD, GENIUS.
bite me!!
Negative Man, a character who can move at the speed of light, struggle with saving the world in sixty seconds because he's got to find several bombs planted across the planet and he can only circle the planet 7 times in one second
Ok, I need to read that because I'm curious on how's that a challenge for him. Is it because he needs to get back to his body to recover?
That and also there are complications regarding the bombs. So it's not enough he can get to Moscow in a second, he's got to do some stuff while he's there, and he only has 60 seconds.
murder TROONS seething over their Skibidi superiors
yup yup!
ILLUSION.
Hey Otto.
Who would win, Reboot Donte or OG Dante?
Anon I haven’t seen those guys put a literal hole in the fucking planet