That episode of the Alvin and Chipmunks where Dave has a middle life crisis and starts dating a woman who is old...

Alvin and the Chipmunks is amazing to me, because I watched it every week as a kid and remember zero of it beyond "would bang Jeanette"

three shitty chipmunks cock block you from this

That's 99% of every cartoon I ever watched

watching the ep

Bambi is the little sister of Dave's college sweetheart Marcie

She is however referred to as being young enough to be Dave's daughter

So is there an insane age gap between Marcie and Bambi, or was Bambi her daughter in an earlier version of the script.

She was a vacation fling for Dave and at the end of the episode she gets on a plane and goes home.
So really the story is about Dave feeling old and banging some 21 year old babe and then she goes away. He’s not even upset that she’s leaving .

How old is Dave ? I assume he’s late 30s? His favorite band was in the oldies section of the record store and his friend mentions being a grampa
Bambi being Dave’s old gf’s daughter actually makes sense but writers thought it was too much for a kids show

Probably an upperclass family where the parents had like, 8 kids.

Why didn’t Dave just date Beatrice ?

Dave's Hollywood so he understands.

Dave was loaded. He probably was getting tons of babes who wanted singing careers trying to date him.

Anyone know why the 80s cartoon has never been released on DVD or streaming?

entire gimmick is they sing licensed songs

It is a mystery nobody will ever understand.

Music rights
Same reason why we will never get Kidd Video on dvd
And we are stuck to fuzzy looking vhs copies

I fucking hate music rights with home releases.

I guess they could edit the music out and just use boring studio music that they already own the rights too.
Though music is sort of a big selling point to the show I don’t think it’s generally important to the plot
In this episode “middle aged dave” the song “addicted to love” sung by rhe chipmunks play as the kids stalk and Dave and his teenage gf
But it’s just music for the montage sequence. It could really be anything.

Dave was the original cartoon DILF

Damn we need more screenshots of her

I guess they could edit the music out and just use boring studio music that they already own the rights too.

That shit ruined the "Super Mario Bros" cartoons, especially the episode with Milli Vanilli.

All of images are fuzz vhs copies on YouTube since the show never got a dvd release as far as I know

How much would it cost for fans to do a remaster and just make a bootlegged version with all the songs ?

youtu.be/KvHXoJzkoLo?si=blYVBUfRxHavblWN

Ross Jr. actually aged pretty well.

Men should date younger women. Thats advice straight from my grandma.

Its kind of funny that the montage of dave and bambi on different dates just have them always in tennis outfits.

Ross Sr looks like a cool dude.

DAAAAMMMNNNNN

To be fair the Milli Vanilli songs got cut in reruns due to the controversy, not rights issues. Which just makes it funnier now that episode has them trying to sing but their song never starts playing

Sadly that's just a regular house in the early 80's. Even a shoe salesman that used to play football could get a house like that back then.

It was a better time

Why would Dave be doing any of that shit when he could be fucking the Chipettes instead?

What's the problem? It's not like he was dating one of the chipettes.

Is your grandma a golddigger or a gravedigger?

Men nearing the age of thirty should only be allowed to date 40+ year old women. You failed to secure the bag in highschool and now you must settle for the hag

Dave was not a pedophile.

Wait what the fuck, this was real? I thought OP was a shitpost.

a shame I like older women (or rather women from a different generation)

Dave was a class act and didn't bang chipettes even if they totally wanted him

Watch the 12 minute episode. Its pretty enjoyable.
The Chipmunks mention that she's old enough to be Dave's daughter (but old enough that she could be their mother!)
Dave is out at the disco on a date and sneaks back in late at night and falls over and some cans crash over the place
I guess they could be soda cans and he's not really drunk though.
Maybe the chipmunks set up empty soda cans at the door so they'd hear dave when he opened the door? But the episode doesn't really mention that

Alive and the Chipmunks thread

its not just sexualized Chipette spammers

based

sexualized

Huh. I've never watched this show beyond a VHS tape as a kid, and the things I remember that was locking himself in a cage and the Bronx Bombers being a New York terrorist group.

I watched it every week as a kid and remember zero of it

Let's see there was an episode were they.... were in school and it was the.. eighties.. hrmm. I remember the movie decently well I think. Something about hot air balloons and diamond smuggling.

You want me to believe an 80s era famous musician and record producer was not tagging up and coming singer ass?

I recall the episode where they went to Japan and the one where Alvin pretended Mr T was a friend of his. And there was like a 3 part one where they go looking for their mother

The house was in North Hollywood, even by 1990 it would be reaching $1million for a house of that size.

Guy tinkers around with some (at the time) modern recording equipment.

Discovers something funny that can be done with it.

Creates the smash hit to end all smash hits.

Not sure whether to call this dumb luck or inventive genius. Maybe a little of both.

He was just a songwriter I think and the chipmunks actual fame level didn’t seem all the consistent

It can’t be all luck , that chipmunk Christmas song still gets played on the radio during the holidays