Loona's design has been scientifically engineered to induce boners

Loona's design has been scientifically engineered to induce boners

Anon is so lucky.

Not sure if AI slop or just shitty art where the artist failed to understand how a torso works.

What I have so far for the anon x loona fic.
pastebin.com/MDR6ZEhr
Hopefully you guys can see it.

Well the words on the screen are written in Babel, so that narrows it down a smidge...
AI art is really only good for shitposting, anyway

God damnit, it’s private because pastebin doesn’t like no no words

Is this just the male equivalent of old women and their vampire/werewolf novels at this point. Like it's the exact same "they hate everyone EXCEPT me because I'm special!" bullshit.

Yes, she was custom-made to be marketable waifubait.

How do you think they create waifus? It's all calculations

One day you'll jerk off to her so hard you'll die and go straight up to hell. Maybe you'll get a chance to be fucked by her there.

Did you notice loonas leg on the passenger seat

It's AIslop and not particularly good slop. Don't point that out though, the jeets will have a conniption and spam the thread with it.
Didn't you have this in Google docs before?

Yeah. I had to make a pastebin account to put it there since pastebin won’t allow this sort of content without it being set to private

Isn't it true she's not even Viz's design?

she should be paying attention to the road

sexoooo

There has to be better options than pastebin and Google docs.

Vortex is a lucky guy.

How about this?
rentry.co/8bspu446
Just know that the italics are fucked up, so it’s hard to differentiate between Anon’s inner monologuing, and the actual story narration.

Looks like it works. Yeah, I usually use single apostrophe for thoughts, I'm used to writing greens with italics/bold not being an option.

losercity

Faggot!

Not a furry, but yeah.

Is it pronounced Loser City or Losercity

Lou-ZER-sit-tee

Why did they make looloo so lust inducing?

Because she's built exclusively for human men.

easy free advertisement

losercity

explain anon

I want to push Vox's buttcheeks

When is Loona getting her own show?

Watching loona is only safe in short bursts

I can't wait until Season 3 and she and Collin hook up.

collin.png - 1131x1719, 812.99K

The torso is not even the biggest giveaway, it’s the bars of metal that are sticking up in the middle of the road to hold up the loser city sign

I gain no boners from her.

Based homosexual

implying Viv will canonize a hetero pairing

That'd be based but she only even allows M&M because Moxxie's an effeminate drag queen who can only have sex with her if it means simulating getting sodomized.

youtube.com/watch?v=dZZ4hnPG5F4
They haven't done this for any of the other crackships. It's too much work for an idea they don't care about.