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DEATH BATTLE
that last thread almost gave me a migraine
Kyle won
It was fun though, I'm gonna miss it when the battle actually comes. I hope the next fight generates this level of engagement
As a MarvelCHAD, last thread was pretty entertaining to read. However, my money is on DC. Only capeSOVL can defeat capeSOVL. Only Marvel can defeat DC. That is the circle of life.
honestly this match is fascinating because it begs the question if TTGL's "fuck you" anime logic is stronger than DC's "bullshit" capeshit logic
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
The last thread...has become nothing.
Simon won
......'t win.
………’t win.
So this Kyle guy. What's his story?
tl;dr Hal went rogue and the guardians sent a ring fragment to earth for a new warrior. that was Kyle
Based capeCHAD. Big 2 is the only thing that matters.
honest question but has kyle ever made a construct this big
I think the guy that throws galaxies like shurikens will win against omni lantern.
Yes, chapter one of Rock of Ages, Kyle makes a moon that drinks the ocean.
ok
DC will win fellow capebro. We don't lose to anime.
WAKEY WAKEY ASHFAGS
KRAKALAKABOOOOOOOOM
Yugisissies…
Implying SHITquaza has anything on the EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
OSHITris being comparable to Fug in any way
KEKAROONIEWOO
i always hated this design
Kratos won.
Gentlemen, behave yourselves...
...because Bear-sama is coming!
Spawn victim is talking.
Dead Company jobs all the time to both GODvel and CHADnime.
… before an oversized crocodile wakes up and GAPES me……
If you stripped them of their powers, who would win?
WHAT THE FUCK?! WHERE?! AAAIIIEEEE BEAR-SAMA PLEASE DON'T GAPE MEEEEEEEEE
Don't make me use the Magic Cloak Card.
Here is my OC that beats Kratos.
His name is Slsjsywo
He can erase everything he touches and wishes to do so.
He once picked up a stick of infinite sticks and snapped it.
He once moved so fast he ended up on the other side of his galaxy in one nano second.
He survived the big bang, its so mundane to him he can even sleep through it
Only capeSOVL can defeat capeSOVL. Only
Lucy has defeated Carnage. Cope.
CapeDAMN, we are so STRONG!!
The last thing Kyle will hear is "Bueno bueno bueno" and then he will receive the Drill that will pierce the hymens.
Simon is a virgin tho.
Post.
The.
Sales.
Can’t Kyle just go back in time and kill Simon before the fight starts?
Yes.
Who will they use to voice Ash and Yugi? I feel like they might just ask LittleKuriboh for Yugi since he's internet famous at least.
He's already inside you...
Not anymore. He shagged Nia either way.
I'm such a weak little cucked bitch...
Is your HERO getting ready for the Summer?
Kyle...
The Marquis of Death? Lmao! I forgot him vs Prime used to be a matchup
simon...
NOOOOO HE’S REVERSING MY SPIRAL POWER
Capesissies…
Kratos did this btw
Kyle has Cartman scaling, but Simon likely his Chipmunk-themed toonforce...
why should he? pigs should be fat
ATREUS DO A LOKI AND SEDUCE THE BEAR BEFORE HE-AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHH
NO HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!? HOW CAN YOU WIELD THE SPIRAL POWER AS WELL!?
Kratos won by draining the Bear's balls btw
Which Thor is stronger.
Marvel or GOW?
A single GoW atom can no-diff the entire Marvel cosmology so I'd say GoW Thor is stronger
LMAO! GODvel's Thor solos the verse.
Well, they would most likely become friends and go drink at a local Asgard brothel, after GoW Thor lifts his hammer and smacks him over the face with it.
Marvel Thor has actual feats of destroying matter instead of being limited to vague metaphysical interactions and his Mjolnir is a swiss army knife of magic
That’s like 4 Thors doing it. Not one singular feat for THE Thor.
What's infinity divided by 4?
CANON
In Marvel universe it’s 1/4 of infinity.
Supposedly marvel does run on infinity plus 1 logic since that could be plausible.
NOOOOOO THIS CAN’T BEEEEE MY RING IS BEING DRAAAAAAAINED!!!!
It does have talk of things greater than infinite but it's never been elucidated in the most tangible way
NO THIS SHOULDN’T BE POSSIBLE YOU CAN USE A GREEN LANTERN RING AS WELL!?!?!?!?
’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL HELLSPAWN FACE LOOKING AT ME!
C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! YABBA DABBA...?
...
what
What?
WHAT. IN. TARNATION!
* Smashes camera replaying Spawn and Faye's sex session against wall in fit of anger*
EIGHT MAID'S A MILKING!! THIS IS A GREEK BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A GREEK BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH SPAWN!!!
HOLY GUACAMOLE!!! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY WHEN I CAME TO MIDGARD!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE KEKOLD CONTEST??! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE KEK KING IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING PALE HALF SPARTAN BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A GREEKBABY!!! AND HE'S GOT HAIR TOO!!! IF HE HAD NO HAIR I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS KRILLIN'S (who solos my verse btw) BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A BALDING KID NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING BACKBONED BULL NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
GIVE ME THAT GREEK BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THATGREEKFUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY SONY LISCENSED FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!! GREAT CEASAR'S GHOST I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK!!!
The scam call center's back to spamming their NTR fetish
KEKAROOO!!
Mold
GOLD
what's this old bitch smiling about?
I've seen Marvel Thor destroy a planet.
So what happened to the last thread lmao?
This is some kino artstyle, who’s the artist?
The one who shook the infinite multiverse by fighting himself while holding back
Cool. Can I see it without the author telling me that it totally happened?
Dargo had just the coolest hair
not him, but does this work for you? I'm not in the camp that sees the narration literally but it's still an insanely good feat. Thor #439 if you want to read the issue
What happened last thread?
Thor destroyed it by accident from releasing 0.00000000001 of his power
He can’t do that because the thread was still on the first page.
stomps Godzilla
stomps Doom Slayer
Fuark... Skibidi Toilet really is undefeatable
What caused this enchanted shockwave?
Oh hey that's some basic powerscaler tier understanding of Set Theory. The actual nature of the answer is that two countable infinite sets are just that, infinite.
Because they are countable infinite sets they are definitionally without end. That also means every operation conducted between two countable infinite sets will have a result that is a countable infinite and thereby the same "size".
PERISH
this: I posted the two pages after the clash. Zarko wanted them to fight so he would have enough energy to power his device. why he didn't just travel to a star or a black hole or something, I do not know. but it's not an unheard-of premise in comic books for a mastermind to arrange for two powerhouses to fight so the energy backlash powers a thingamajig