God of Destruction
we're back! he's back! everyone's favorite guy!
Kill Six Billion Demons (KSBD / K6BD)
Should...should we fire, sir?
Not yet, I'm not posed correctly.
Sir?
Sir?
Okay...fire.
Fabulous
Damn I was about to give up on this. Nice to see it continue.
I had predicted that the entire fleet would get fucked before the actual battle began, but I didn't expect it would get fucked before Jaggy Nuts even showed up.
IT'S SO GOOD TO BE BACK!
Stinkyboy is so damn smug. No matter how many lives you drain, you still need that sword-cane bro.
I did. The lot of them aren't worth Jag's left ass cheek.
Shot had to include his bulge
Oh Abby
well that was a waste of the last couple of months... it wasnt even Jaggy who oneshots them
It seems that stinky Inc has mastered the nipples of John too
god damnit, youre supposed to have the nips pierced, not the pecs
Now that I think of it, isn't Head of John just a lesser version of Jag's nails?
at least theyre somewhat in the correct spot
salami daves nipples were too powerful to be contained
how the fuck did they sneak up on the band with a ship this big? where was it hiding the whole time?
Effectively yeah, though granted I don't think we've gotten the full explanation about how the nails work. The way Jag talks about the nails they fucking anchor him as a fixture in reality as well as just making him physically indestructible. And like, if all it takes is angel feathers (and not mainlining Metatron's power or whatever) you'd think someone else would've tried by now.
He also appears to have taken a very thorough bath for the occasion, given this is presumably his physical form since it's the one with all the scars and he looks impossibly clean.
Clearly being effectively the last relevant Demiurge (who isn't worms) has put him in a good mood.
Keys of Kings can warp between reality and give you the power to do things like ignite and move suns around, so I'm assuming Inc used his own power to just warp his ship over at a suitably dramatic moment.
Has he gotten more buff? He amways gave me twink vibes. Maybe compared to Solomon and Jagganoth he seemed like one.
Abby has said that encountering Allison broke the Demiurges out of stagnation in one way or the other.
I dont recall his head of John horns being so erect.
roided out incubus
still a babbyface with eyelash makeup
eeeeeeeh no sure about this one
He's been mainlining Anon Babble's ambush threads.
look at that fuccboy
abby went back to his humble origins
shhh let me have this
he doesn't realize Incubus frauding this hard is part of the joke
the damn cane sword is right there
At least he didn't go full magnus the red
He's probably drank insane amounts of sacrificial blood to look so fabulous
Funny that Incubus had a small throne fitted on Jagganoth's ship
god damnit, youre supposed to have the nips pierced, not the pecs
like a peasant?
Was there half a year pause for this?
I'm gonna be honest I couldn't give half a fuck and just pay attention to the comic because occasionally tom bloom comes dangerously close to actual sacred text worthy material as parables and short stories.
There's gonna be new pages every day for a bit
Literally using a sword as a crutch
kek
So Incubus is confirmed by word of god to be stinky, but what does he smell like? Is it just bad BO, like he's unable to not be the shitty little street urchin or does all the blood magic make him smell like literal death? I imagine it's like roadkill left for days in the sun.
If Allison doesn't respond to this with her own version of LIVE METI REACTION then she doesn't deserve all of that power
she's gonna maybe the big ship in half
Meti will always be right, no matter how many times the Wheel is turned.
Well at least Incubus has been keeping in shape. Gotta look good for the end of the world.
Does Inky really think that highly of himself that he can kill Jag before Jag kills him, or is he hoping to somehow get a handle on the Wheel and make himself God?
Does Inky really think
no.
He's an opportunist. He'll wait until two opponents beat each other to death, kill the remaining opponent and drink his power.
I wonder what his plan is with Allison tho. Stinkyboi knows that he can't kill Jag, and his best chance to survive is the make Allison do his work for him so why antagonize her now?
love the comic but do agree those little stories are the best thing about it. too bad we've barely got new stuff in these last years.
Meti was a disingenuous bitch and Allison called her out on it like true royalty. Maya only agrees with her master because she was broken by Incubus.
He's delusional. He and his merchant club are in for a rude awakening when Jagg pops out of that bubble.
climax is a philosophical and semantic debate between Inky and Maya about whether the sword is a crutch or the crutch is a sword encapsulating their interpretation of Meti's beliefs while Allison and Co. stand around wondering if it's a "retarded but profound" moment or just a regular retarded moment
also they're fucking at the same time
Does Inky really think that highly of himself
Yes. Inky is probably the Demiurge closest to Royalty due to sheer spite and ego.
Meti was a disingenuous bitch
How so? She was one of the most upfront people in this comic.
Meti's a sanctimonious bitch who doesn't even follow the philosophy she espouses - a philosophy that holds one should be at the mercy of people like her.
But everyone is at her mercy. However 99.9999% of people aren't worthy of her challenging them, and she doesn't care to rule.
I still need to read how Incubus finally killed her. My theory that it will be a Kill Bill callback where he poisons her noodle bowl.
Meti has an opinion about Royalty, but she's also the only person claiming she's Royalty. Most of our knowledge of her philosophy comes from Maya and her interactions with Meti, and it's repeatedly shown that Maya both fails to grasp Meti's philosophy repeatedly but also that if she did Maya would have been long dead.
How is that wrong tho?
For a second I thought it was flashback to muscle era alison