APOLOGISE, Anon BabbleWARDS
APOLOGISE, Anon BabbleWARDS
kek what the fuck happened to Eloon
If I remember correctly I believe it’s the result of a type of muscle gain steroid with one of the side effects being a “barrel chest” that he uses
He always had a weird body.
He's been abusing ketamine
Steroids are kinda fucking pointless if you're not hitting the gym to balance your body out aren't they?
Like, there is legitimate steroid use, particularly for maintenance as you get older but holy shit.
He’s always been fucking weird looking it’s just now that everyone hates him they’re starting to take notice. He’s a fairly gelatinous human being.
That picture of Elon doesn’t match what Cap is doing. Elon’s shoulder and arm is under his chin like he’s mid-turn with 3/4 of his back to us. Cap has his arm all the way at his back like he’s mid turn with only a 1/4 of his back to us. The side of Elon’s pec is towards us while Cap has both pecs towards us.
its not even the same proportions
looks like a bad liposuction to me.
No.
He is an inbred whose father married his own daughter.
How often did he create things?
He has never created anything
He’s secretly a manatee in a human costume.
We know what Elon looks like under that shirt. It isn't pretty and it certainly isn't going to win him any prices.
O-oh yeah? Well what about hyperloop? The transportation of the future. He invented the idea of people traveling through underground tubes in pods that carry multiple people.
He ate a cybertruck
Frank miller art is worse than liefeld
Vaxxed
He ate a cybertruck
Doubt.
His life is fascinating in a lot of ways.
Not many of them good but interesting.
Also, has he done for the good in anyway?
Or is just one of those rich nerds with cash and a lot of yes men?
Did he make anything that was like...beneficial?
Hasn't he been breeding like crazy too?
Artificial insemination since he got a non-functional penis from a failed penis enhancement surgery.
That pic still doesn't feels right. Looks natural with Arnold, not with Cap
Sorry Elon-san, I will trust the plan.
He is a product of centuries of incest. Resulting in early lost of hair and his mutant looking body.
the pic was never that bad, considering stylization, but we shouldn't be seeing cap's left pec, that's the indefensible part.
Slowly morphing into a literal gigachad
Cosmic radiation.
i KNEEL
I'm pretty sure it is THAT bad. Has anyone bothered drawing it without the shield? Cap looks like he's 3 heads thick at the very least.
Arnold is turning towards the camera, while Cap is supposed to be standing in profile. This gives the impression that the left half of Cap's body is always sticking out further than his right half.
yeah, comic characters are supposed to be units. he'd look less thick without the pec mistake anyways.
between this and , why does cartoon elon never look like actual elon? I can't even tell that's supposed to be him aside from the shirt
He created a job for the thirdworlder who played his Path of Exile 2 account
Bump
He got like 6 kids
Humans are 70% water. We're all fairly gelatinous.
Yeah, if Gigachad stopped working out, stopped dieting and stopped doping.
He got like 14 that we know of.
But he's been going around offering in-vitro treatments to random women at parties at least since his dick broke.
The perspective on Arnold works because his left arm held like that twists his torso to a 3/4 view. Cap has that same sense of a twist, but he’s not actually turned. His left arm is straight at its side.
The liefeld drawing is still wonky even if his reference was found.
This fucker could have built subways or high speed rail. Instead, he actively petitioned against them for his idiotic “hyper loop”.
He takes steroids but doesn't work out, because he's retarded
hyperloop was a grift he created with no intention of actually doing it just to fuck over high speed rail in california to ensure sales of his portal tier car
he done a literal psyop
since his dick broke
what wat?
when and how did this happen?!?!?!
Caps bicept is bigger than his chest
That was my point. What he was proposing was essentially a train or subway with extra steps and less efficiency. His fans ate that shit up. or the time he showed off his robots which were being controlled remotely and look like shit and his fans were talking about how he's dunking on Boston dynamics which is light years ahead of anything he's shown.
being this interested in another man's dick
Rumors are that he tried to get one of those porn star pump-up dicks, but they botched the job.
A combination of negative phenotyping due to inbreeding, poor sleep and recovery due to abuse of ketamine over a prolonged period of time, and over-reliance on Ozempic in lieu of regular exercise. He is also incredibly insecure about his hair loss, and has all the visual signs and most of the behavioral tics of somebody overdosing on injected testosterone.