Would you rather have Bart as your son or Lisa as your daughter?

I have two cats who are basically Bart and Lisa. One is really sweet and is always doing bad and getting into trouble. The other is obnoxious and never shuts up and screeches at the top of her lungs every time she enters the room. I think I prefer the former.

Lisa is insufferable in terms of politics, but her intelligence and artistic inclinations would make us bond in a more meaningful way.
But my wife has expressed that she doesn't want girls.

Bart. hands down

Bart. He's a piece of shit because his family have made it clear that they can't be assed raising him.

But my wife has expressed that she doesn't want girls.

I didn't know body pillows could talk.

How would bart work as a daughter?

Lisa so I can correct her with sex.

Wtf lmao

Lisa, 100%

But my wife has expressed that she doesn't want girls.

She's afraid that her (possible future) daughter and you would cheat on her

daughter

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marge i am confused

Lisa for the same reason as All of her liberal vegan feminist issues can be fixed with a good dicking. Bart's issues can be fixed with dickings too, but that would be gay.

She's afraid that her (possible future) daughter and you would cheat on her

No, she's a legit misogynist and loves little girls as much as she hates female teens and women.

I would have them fight to the death for the priviledge.

Finally, took too long to get to this answer

she's a legit misogynist and loves little girls as much as she hates female teens and women

Based.

That would be Jessica Lovejoy.
Boy Lisa would be Colin.

Forcing bart to transition.

Bart
Anyone that says Lisa just wants to rape her

sneed

Lisa. She's smart, studious, and reasonably well-behaved. Her personal interests are music, reading, and learning about stuff. She's not a perfect child, she gets up to mischief and can be bratty, but that's all children. All in all, she's much less a burden than her brother.

You adopt Bart you are looking at being called in to talk to the school's staff at minimum once a week. You will be lucky if he doesn't bankrupt you with lawsuits or having to pay for the damages of his "pranks". He's also pretty much guaranteed to never hold down a real job so if you think "it'll be over when he's 18" you are in for a rude awakening.

Lisa = parenting on easy mode.

Bart = you will never know peace again

Fuck you bitches I’m picking Maggie!

not me,I'd beat her up until there was no place left for her to bleed from

Bart has a hard of gold beneath the mischief, while Lisa is an insufferable twat through and through.

I want to rape Bart

You will be lucky if he doesn't bankrupt you with lawsuits or having to pay for the damages of his "pranks". He's also pretty much guaranteed to never hold down a real job so if you think "it'll be over when he's 18" you are in for a rude awakening.

What if you join in on the pranks and learn from him?

Bart is only even a prankster because he wants attention from his parents who don't give a fuck.

Bart acts out BECAUSE his parents are shit at being parents. We've had episodes where someone looks out for him (Flanders, Chalmers) and he's actually a pretty good kid. He just needs support.

He's also pretty much guaranteed to never hold down a real job

Him becoming Supreme Court Chief Justice is his canon job.

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would you rather have bart as a big brother or lisa as a little sister?

Bart as a big brother

why

Bart,of course. If I had a sibling just like Lisa, I'd behead her

Bart clearly loves Homer and Marge. He doesn't really respect Homer, but he loves the guy.