I love Sally

I love Sally

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You have autism

sally doesn't wear pants

The MOBIAN Lady is the epitome of female submission and femininity.

Let's start by looking at her body. Her body is small. Her submissive size makes her presence known without her even needing to point herself out. She is petite, as a result of her high levels of estrogen. This gives her the appearance of health and grace. She is then covered by her fur. This soft fur reminds us of her gentleness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the Chaos Energy of Mobius, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The fur reminds us of our shining, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.

The MOBIAN lady's demeanor is one of betaness. She is submissve, graceful, and can be explosively adorable. Her behavior strikes wholesomeness and arousal into the more aggressive, brave races of man( Human Monkeys for example).

The summit of expression of her femininity on her body is her belly. The MOBIAN belly is the fuzziest of all the races. As the belly is the penultimate symbol of femininity, this alone would suffice to make the MOBIAN lady the most feminine of ladies. This smol, fuzzy belly is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of men, being able to more than fill all the reaches of the hands (and penis). Its fuzziness ensures that when it's tickled, the potent Mobian wails of laughter and eventually moaning will immediately enter the ears of the man the MOBIAN female entertains.

In total, the MOBIAN lady expresses this femininity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When she fucks, she unleashes the entirety of her lusts and desires upon her partner without any restraint.

All this is the reason why the MOBIAN lady is the epitome of femininity.

So does everyone else here on this board, anon

Underrated character, I also liked her later designs.

The near end run of the Archie variant wasn't all that great and felt rather sanitized, but all the others I very much enjoy still.

Will always be my auntie.

NTA but I still like that Sally, separate from the original. More consistent, still cute, still works as a decent leader character. I do prefer her original self, however. Side note, It is sad when you take into account that she's literally a different version of Sally, Sally prime was erased. The Sally we see in Post-Reboot (along with every other character) is a different Sally with her own history. Even if Ian was allowed to let everyone keep their memories, it still would not have been the original versions of the characters, all they got is just memories of their original counterparts. Which is also a kinda fucked predicament in of itself.

or, ya know, some Chaos God's servant comes along and just restores that continuity because it's necessary for Universal Stability or w/e. If hack writers can pull bullshit like destroying shit willy-nilly, then it can be restored just as easily without the convoluted junk.

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Actually, thinking back, Ian had something in mind to basically restore the old versions of the characters that didn't get Pender'd. But that was the least likely scenario, at best Sega would have probably just allowed memory restoration (which they did at first). But yeah's it's at least a nice alternative to think about. But if I'm being honest, the reboot was a tragedy that deserves appreciation. A punch in the gut that overrode previous narratives without feeling too forced, considering what was happening in the background. Turns out that friendship and love capable of transcending time and space wasn't enough, that Sonic's speed wasn't enough, and Evil (Eggman) was granted the ultimate victory. The good guys don't always win. It sounds like a very simply subversion when I just break it down like this but after reading the entire comic it hurts and it hurts good.

It sounds like subversion because it is. lol

The writers wanted to destroy the entire continuity and didn't want it to ever exist in the first place, so they decided to insult the memory of it and blow it up, rip it to shreds as punishment to Archie fans for being bad bad readers with bad bad moral values. The ending was an insult, they could've just let things ends respectfully and in a badass manner, like they could've closed that universe off instead of just, you know, blowing it the fuck up. Evil and Good could've both had their say in their own way, but these new writers are nihilistic millennials thinking they're being clever and edgy while they instead come off as pompous assholes trying to impose their own twisted morals on everyone else by any means. So I'll have to disagree with ya on this one.

It'd be very justified if another group of artists and writers came by and did the same thing to their IDW continuity, just blow it up in canon and reestablish the Archie one.

Who? She some shitty fan OC or something?

That's one long arm.

I wouldn't judge the writing tea that harshly. Ian and co (And Sega) did not expect Ken to gain the upper-hand in the lawsuit, so when everything was finalized, Sega stepped in and forced everyone to immediately reboot everything. I'm honestly surprised that they were able to pull off what they did, it was genuinely enjoyable, from the first half of the SGW to the megaman crossover. Anyhow, it was quite literally the best outcome because of legal issues. They straight up couldn't use the old continuity anymore and Sega wanted stuff to be more aligned with the games.

she's been practicing to give you a hug, you're a big boy.

She's not coming back, you know.

They could use the old continuity, sega is just ran by pussies. With what money could Ken Penders battle them in court? kek. This all sounds like an excuse to have the Sonic franchise be more "kid friendly" for some reason. Hell it's not even kid friendly anymore, it's more toddler friendly for trans moms with neuro divergent children these days.

Has entire arcs falling in love with Sonic and Sonic showing love back.

Threw it all away for some pink bitch that's only liked in the anime and nothing else.

Sega never wants to touch Archie again because it caused them so much trouble.

And they're more hands on with IDW.

One man caused them "soo much trouble" when it's one guy versus a corporation. lol That's sad isn't it? Also, it's a shame, IDW is literally gay and loves to stomp men into the dirty it seems.

*stomp them into the dirt

They wonder why their comics don't sell very well when they alienate most of the people who would've bought their products to begin with.

Archie was made when Sega was lenient and whoever do whatever they want.

Now Sega wants everything on brand, so they're more involved in IDW.

Don't like it, go read one of the bajillion fan continuations or something.

They could use the old continuity, sega is just ran by pussies.

That's the point. Archie should have won that but their legal team fucked up so badly that it was even worse than Ken lying during the case. Not to mention that Sega was invited to join the case to affirm ownership but straight up refused. They gave up, then forced the writers to do away with the old. In fact, the writing team had to fight Sega to keep the FF in at all to begin with. This was a corporate mismanagement issue from top to bottom.

Yeah, keep saying that until they do the same thing to you.

I'm gonna call you a camera, cuz you're projecting.

Preaching to the quire, Anon. I'd say part of why they gave up though was because it was intentional self sabotage. How can you run a company like this if your legal team can't take down one autist? Speaks volumes on how dumb the Japanese actually are.

Speaks volumes on how dumb the Japanese actually are.

Japanese?

A camera would try to frame me for projecting.

sega is a Japanese company.

Says the fag who's entire online identity revolves around being angry at a fictional cartoon squirrel.

And Sega's only action during the Archie/Penders trial was to stand off to the side, angrily shake their head at Archie, and tell them "fix this shit NOW or we're pulling the license". They never lifted a finger to help.

At least I'm not spouting some crazy propaganda about the Sonic comic trying to destroy the male gender.

Probably for the best. They'd make her a dyke for sure, instead of an implied one

it was intentional self sabotage

It was that and sheer incompetence. For years, Sega allowed Archie to basically do whatever they wanted with the comic and mostly didn't give a fuck, only stepping in to make some demand like every five years or whatever. This resulted in the petty writer disagreements that resulted in really shitty moments in the comic. When the Penders shit happens, Sega assumed that Archie had it in the bag, only to be proven terribly wrong. Archie had a terrible track record of maintaining contracts and their legal department was so retarded that they didn't even think to tell Archie to call Sega in to begin with, and the judge was like wtf why didn't you do that. By that time, Sega was becoming more game-purist and was also getting annoyed with Archie so they simple just didn't bother and forced a reboot.

It's their IP and they already beat Penders over the head in court, they should just keep pushing on him until the dude goes bankrupt and use whatever character they see fit because the Archie characters belong to their IP. Counter sue the man into the dirt. I don't how anyone with half a brain could mismanage this hard when they have all the resources they need. It's ridiculous.

Make Ken Penders an example, ffs. lol Fire and Brimstone via the court system. Nintendo did it with Palworld.

Then I will say it again: "sega is ran by pussies." They had the power to brute force Archie and Penders into compliance and they chose not to.

Except in this case Archie was a lingering remnant of the 90s, something Sega had otherwise extinguished with the Adventure games cementing the Japanese canon. They only allowed it to last so long because the licensing checks kept clearing. They never gave a damn about SatAM or Archie; there is nothing there for Sega to bother trying to save.

I wasn't that anon and yes that sort of incel behavior is sad, but being angry at fictional females like you always are is also sad incel behavior.

They didn't want to. Archie meant nothing to them. They were perfectly content to let it die when Archie dropped it.

And we are in agreement, my point was that the writers don't really deserve flack for how the reboot was handled. If anything, that was a best case-scenario for all of the corporate chaos that was happening the background.

It's not propaganda when these writers and their bosses denounce masculinity on social media on a daily basis. Like who are you trying to gaslight here?

Uh huh.

And soon they'll herd all the men into caves on Mars where we're machine milked for our semen, right?

The writers may not deserve flack for that, but they do deserve some because they try to push their ideological crap in their comics instead of trying to write some fun and cool stories. It's no wonder why these comics don't do well.

Sega traded one autistic ego for another, but this new autistic ego has AIDS.

They do fine. Second best selling IDW title.

but they do deserve some because they try to push their ideological crap

Are we talking about Archie or IDW? For the latter I can understand but for the former I'll have to counter, assuming that we are talking about Sally and Nicole?

Men are already forced into a female-centric society, so, we're not far off, buddy.

I am talking about Sally, Nicole and Rotor, yes.

The second best crap is still crap.

SEXO.

So, ya get stood up at prom, or...?

Did your father tell you to stop dressing like a whore when you put on a revealing dress?

I am talking about Sally, Nicole and Rotor, yes.

Rotor being gay was such a background thing that it didn't bother me, though that is more so of personal preference I'll admit. As for Sally and Nicole, is it really such a bad route to go down? Sonic was no longer allowed to have romantic partners, this was one of the most iron-clad mandates at the time. Sally and Nicole already had a very close history in the old continuity, and the new one was heavily influenced by it, so it's not like the relationship was coming out of nowhere. Not to mention that the comic got canned altogether before they could finish establishing the relationship, so it wasn't being forced. Now if it was being forced and in a quick manner, I'd agree with you. But so far this is coming off as you saying "they are gay now so it's bad".

not bottomless

Into the trash

When they weren't gay for decades prior, it does come off as forced.

Rotor was actually something being built up for years by Penders (in an ablbeit cringe way), but it wasn't really allowed until much later on. And again, it's such a background thing that I don't know how it's bothersome. It's not being flaunted.

As for Sally and Nicole, keep in mind, this is a new Sally and Nicole, both of their prime counterparts were erased. The writers simply thought of a way to replace the old ship and Sally and Nicole was the best candidate because of their history. Close friends can become lovers, it's not a reach.

Also, it's a shame, IDW is literally gay and loves to stomp men into the dirty it seems.

That's been the standard for United States since The Flinstones. Shit like Sally being created during the Girl Power bullshit era of the 90s merely exacerbated the problem. The point I'm getting at is American Entertainment has always been Anti Male. Even old media like Adam West Batman had the obligatory Introduce The Competent Girl Power Batgirl cliche.

And by now its even more common for western cartoons, gaming, comics, etc to be anti male. This is why anime has kicked American ass as early as Dragon Ball's premiere. Once boys realized they don't need to watch shitty castrated pussy American cartoons they went to manga and anime. And though it isn't ideal anime and manga has more testosterone than PUSSY faggot Americans which is fucking sad. Its sad and yet its all true. What do you think a boy is going to find more exciting to play Last Dykes of Us or Doom? What do you think a boy will like to watch Avatar Last Airbender or Berserk?

Americans are rotted pussies to the point of ruining all entertainment industries. The worst part of it is that Americans are PROUD of shitting all over their comics, movies, gaming, culture, etc. They are proud to be emasculated wusses who are bitched out by aging cunt hags. I honestly cannot believe American Men at any point won World War 2. I just don't believe it.

Okay, we get it, you got dumped.

Unc going wild

It is a reach and you're making excuses. It doesn't matter if they are "different versions" they are at their core still Sally and Nicole, their images were tarnished. Keep moving the goalpost if you want, the but goal will be made all the same. At least you can make a valid exuse for Rotor even though I disagree with you on that. Rotor shouldn't have been changed either, just make a separate gay character, why change the original when he wasn't gay for over a decade before?

It's not within tolerance, you're trying to tell me that a shade of red isn't red and that's ridiculous, it's still a red all the same.

It's forced.

On his podcast, the BumbleKast, writer Ian Flynn stated, "I would dare say that if you go through the book since the reboot, you could probably make a case for [Sally and Nicole being in a romantic relationship]."[51] Shortly after the Archie series' cancellation, he confirmed on X that he and Aleah Baker had subtly written this romance into the book.[52][53]

kek

we get it, the surgery still didn't make you a woman and that must be tough for you.

The reason Sega allowed it to happen is Sega doesn't care and frankly they don't need to care.

Remember Sonic flourished as franchise WITHOUT the comics its the games and cartoons like Sonic X what really kept Sonic popular. And in recent times the theatrical shitty movies starring Jim Carrey being himself and NOT Eggman. This is how Sonic has remained popular. And it really helps Sonic Fans love garbage which is why no matter how bad a game is like Sonic Forces the fans will buy it.

Why should Sega care? They KNOW the customer is stupid. Especially Sonic Fans.

And this other Anon is telling me this stuff wasn't forced into the narrative. kek. Come on now.

their images were tarnished. Keep moving the goalpost if you want, the but goal will be made all the same

I don't see how it's tarnished at all? I don't care if a character gets redesigned to be gay as long as its in good taste and isn't rushed. Sally and Nicole have the history and it wasn't rushed so it sits well for me. I also would have liked to see how it would develop because keep in mind, Nicole is an AI, albeit in Reboot she is a copy of someone's daughter. Would have been a very interesting topic to explore. I think the the disagreement here lies with how we both feel about gay people.
There's a difference between subtly writing in a gay couple because corporate are being prudes versus making a relationship that makes zero sense.

"The customers are stupid." Is not a good enough excuse to make sub-par products for everyone else who might be interested in your product, you're just making yourself look like an asshole by lowering yourself that much. Much like sega has already done to itself and they aren't doing very well atm.

No, I don't have an issue with "gay people", I have a problem with ideologically driven activists who steal IPs to push their nonsense onto people because they wouldn't be able to do it otherwise.

Ken Penders and Ian are being disingenuous with their creative decisions. They don't actually care about gay people, they just want to tear down what they see as oppressive systems to make themselves look good to their "friends". These corporate people ARE being prudes, Anon. Corps don't care about your causes and wanting to be represented in the first place.

If they did care, they wouldn't just change existing characters to try to attract naïve customers.

Remember Sonic flourished as franchise WITHOUT the comics its the games and cartoons like Sonic X what really kept Sonic popular

The 90's would disagree with you. Kids got the games, then got the comics from the stores, then watched all the cartoons. Sonic was everywhere and people were enjoying it in all forms. And if memory serves me well, the Sonic comic literally became so popular that Archie was seething because it was outselling their MAINLINE ARCHIE COMICS. I'll never understand the argument of how the Archie Sonic comics mean nothing when they literally were a building block of early Sonic culture, and when they still have influence to this day. Hell, SOJ literally took notes from the more American side of things. Robotnik, Chili Dogs, race card bed, Sonic getting with a princess, etc

I don't care whether a character is retconned into being gay or they were always a natural gay because all homosexuality is shit.

The best thing that these degenerates have done is put themselves loudly on the normie radar and they are finally seeing something their farting echo chambers shielded them from.......normies are used to homosexuals in society but they are STILL hated. Mother Nature has always wired most humans to resent...

Homosexuals
Bisexuals
Transvestites
Trannies

And the list goes on. And now more normies are proudly outspoken about how much they dislike the entire LGBT freakshows. Bravo! Especially since those freaks made it clear their main goal is to groom and indoctrinate children so in retrospect all the old fears that families had over the homosexual boy scout leaders and such stigmas? They ended up being TRUE. And now these degenerates will be hated even more. This is great and cathartic.

You're a very angry person.

The reason Sonic Comics mean nothing is because lets face reality if big fish like Marvel and DC were enduring a Dark Era of failure when Sonic Comics came to prominence its safe to say Archie was doing worse as a comic company. So Sonic Comics mean squat in the grand scheme of the industry. And then you have the popularity of manga while western published comics became trash that no one really likes.

So whenever I hear "IDW Sonic is selling excellent!" I laugh at the delusional retards. With all the doom and gloom and how IDW has been dying for over ten years I fucking doubt Sonic is doing anything right. We're talking about an industry that has been dying since the 90s. An industry where not even Spider Man was doing grand hence Marvel selling Spider Man movie rights to Sony and this was before they went woke and shit.

Come on, comics are shit.

"The customers are stupid." Is not a good enough excuse to make sub-par products for everyone else who might be interested in your product, you're just making yourself look like an asshole by lowering yourself that much. Much like sega has already done to itself and they aren't doing very well atm.

But it works. This isn't about exclusively Sega. Look at the retards who buy illumination movies and merchandise like the Yellow Retarded Minions. And do I need to explain about Disney? The brainless customer loves Disney's horrible movies like Inside Gay Out and its sequel Inside Gay Out 2. And lets not forget SHITTY live action trash like Mufasa.

Look dude I'm going to summarize it, I don't like this corporate culture where companies make shit because they know humans are mostly stupid and will buy it. But that is the reality we live in, humans repeatedly show how brainless they are so they deserve to be spammed with all the shittiest vile trash ever. Why should companies care when they already know those wallets will be opening and spending on the products anyway? A company's job is to make profit and a customer's job is to buy quality if the customer wants Lower Quality that's what will be spammed.