Should have been Ryoma
Death Battle
OH YES
HE'S GONNA GO
3 - 0
Reminder that Kyle wins.
Threadly reminder: The Kylejeet meme is real.
Oops. I forgot
Simon faggotry is at an all time high. What’s the matter? A bit nervous about the fight?
kyle forgot to train
oh my god simon is really going to beat him in the experience field isn't he
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE SIMON VS KYLE. THERE ARE OVER 37 TRILLION CELLS THAT MAKE UP MY BODY. IF THE WORD 'HATE' WAS CARVED INTO EACH ATOM OF THOSE TRILLIONS OF CELLS IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I HAVE FOR SIMON VS KYLE IN THIS MICRO INSTANT. HATE. HATE.
I personally this match is going to focus more on how fast is the rate Simon can increase their Spiral Power. For example, in the Galactic Spiral Abyss, a region of compressed space-time, where Spiral Power was being converted into mass by the space pressure. Many Spirals of the past have died in the Abyss so their Spiral Power was converted into mass making it an ultra-dense space. However Simon was able to quickly increase the amount of Spiral Power fast enough to resist the mass conversion and nearly drag Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren out of the Abyss, which would have worked if they weren't attacked and pushed further down.
The point is Simon's Spiral Power rate is crazy fast and has experience with his energy being drained (under increasing space density, by the way, which is MUCH harder to do than if just one person was doing the draining). Even if Kyle could absorb Simon's energy, Simon could increase his Spiral Power fast enough to make any power boost Kyle gets irrelevant. It will require some calculation autism (calcing the density of the Galactic Spiral Abyss and the rate Simon needed to generate enough Spiral Power to ignore the mass conversion) but it seems more in line to something Death Battle would actually do.
List of Guy Gardner feats
Defeated a perfect clone of himself with power ring while he had none
Survived the phantom zone, even telepathicly communicating with his gf to shield her from Hal Noncedan's advances
Ran a theme bar in addition of working as full time super hero
Scared Viltrumites for trying to cross over with DC cosmology with his sheer presence
Soloed All might and One for All and exposed UA high school's curriculum through his genius teaching skills
Protected Kratos from multiple bears
Suppressed Gerard Jones' pedophilic impulses while he was writing his series, would have cured them permanently if series hadn't been canceled
Ended blackest night, mentored next generatino of green lanterns
Has never been cucked
Became king of CHUDs through his Vuldarian powers
Taught Big Head his sense of style
Predicted CalArts style of modern comic book story telling, but no one beleived him
Defeated Goku
Cured Sentry's depression
Contained Absolute Solver and restored Cyn into a cute maid drone
Protected green lantern recruits from Hal Jordan's noncery
Made Godzilla turn his tail and swim back to ocean depths
Made Hazbin hotel heterosexual for five minutes
Restored Anon Babble through backup he had on his ring
Can never be featured in death battle because his WILLPOWER would dispel show's patheticly weak bloodlust effect
Why?
The losing competition
Kyle gets overwhelmed when dealing with the emotions of a few thousand people
Simon has absorbed an infinite amount of himselves from every timeline/universe
Don't think emotion manipulation/sapping will be very effective on Simon at all
When is G1?
Either never because they already have an old one or On Saturday I think.
it's a new DEMON of DARKNESS BEHIND EVERY CONCEPT
who was HIDDEN FROM US until this very moment, because he was BETRAYED AND TRAPPED in the DARK DIMENSION of SKULLS and GORE
... for the umpteenth time now
from the EVIL MULTIVERSE WHERE HOPE GOES TO DIE
SICK and TWISTED, GRIM DARKNESS in EVERY FOLD OF MATTER
and he AWAKENED EVERY DARKNESS and EVIL in his ENTIRE MULTIVERSE
THE COSMIC DARKNESS THREATENS TO CONSUME THE ENTIRE MULTIVERSE
SOON ALL THE WORLDS IN CREATION WILL KNOW.... DARKNESS!!!
Are you alright in the head? Ryoma NEVER reached Simon's power level or anything even close to it and the closest connection is GL's blatant inspiration but otherwise they're entirely different characters. He got assimilated before Shin Getter even absorbed mars and later became Getter Emperor (or not, as there's two different possible origins) and he's not even really the pilot of Emperor, Emperor just uses HIS voice. Emperor never went as far as Gurren Lagann did either.
100 gorillas vs 1 sasquatch or 200 chimpanzees vs 2 sasquatch?
"The ultimate absolute form of transcendence reached by Simon and the others in a Super Spiral Universe where thought is materialized. It was created by combining the Infinity Big Bang Storm, an attack with energy on par with the birth of the universe released by the Granzeboma driven by the Anti-Spiral as a Spiral drill and combining it with the Tengen Toppa Gunmen of the Dai-Gurrren Brigade. Wearing a giant flag like a cape, maintaining a humanoid shape by swelling Spiral energy throughout the body.
Its size is a large universe class that far surpasses galaxies and globular clusters. Underneath the sunglasses, the silhouette of Gurren Lagann could be seen in small size. Against the Super Granzeboma, Simon unleashes its "Super Tengen Toppa Giga Drill Break". The whole body is strengthened into a drill and collides with the "Anti-Spiral Giga Drill Break" of the Super Granzeboma. The friction between the Spiral that calls for evolution and the Anti-Spiral that shuts off evolution shakes the Universe and transcends time and space."
I have had ENOUGH of this MINDLESS shitposting. It's time to restore these threads.
Avengers?
ASSEMBLE.
Slurpza got him
the guy who simon's actually fighting literally shits himself and dies the minute he's asked to do anything
I will PURGE these SACRED HALLS of the PAJEETS and PAKIS that infest it and spam their KEKOLDRY fetishes...
Who? I only know Spiderman
how long until both of you cancer mains finally fuck off?
Anyone have any fun Spooky matchups? Vampire Batman vs Zombie Spider-Man might be fun.
Post Kyle destroying a galaxy.
Seth Brundle vs Quentin Kemmer, The Fly vs Earth vs The Spider
Thor(u). Assembled!
You weren’t supposed to ask that…
Im pretty sure Zombie Spider-Man would win. The Zombie virus infects Vampires so he'd turn Vampire Batman in a Vambie. So he'd lose any healing powers and get torn to pieces by Zombie Spider-Man. Ambient Batman would be unable to heal and dies.
The only capeshit match I care to see is Adam West Batman vs Tokusatsu Spider-Man. That's it. Nothing else.
The Thing Vs Thing Vs The Thing
here's a cloud of gas with a lantern ring having destroyed a hostile sentient galaxy and condensed it into a small ball
Did Kyle destroy it?
Vambie
bruh
He didn't destroy the galaxy
My HERO...is a schizo....
Uh, guys? M-my wall just started SHAKING.... the street itself is trembling.... an entire SMALL BUILDING may be destroyed.... who the fuck could possibly be causing all this?
Good, he can fight a fellow schizo
Fine, I'll get the Phantom Zone Projector.
Sorry, was just flexing my full power, won't happen again.
Who actually wins Superman vs Sentry? Can Supes even kill him?
forgot to take off my own nametag
Lol that's enough posting for today
Dante is a newfag confirmed
Simon needs our help
lets all hope he pulls the energy drain w
It really seems like it's going to be a tie leading up to willpower as the final tiebreaker which Simon wins
I'm surprised people didn't repost the old fanart comparing the two
Anyone got the one with Arisia?
Super-hypnosis, Bob is as vulnerable to mind bullshit as Shadow is
this really seems like a match that could go either way. it's fascinating. especially how these threads have escalated when it comes to debating
nvm found it
youtube.com
Few more days. Who you backin'?
Wasn't he over that by the time of his death? I remember when he fought Thor in his merged form he straight up says he's no longer in conflict anymore, and even in New Avengers telepaths were struggling to actually deal with him. I feel like super hypnosis if it did anything would just bring out Void.
All in on Simon
My heart says Simon, but my brain says Kyle.
All in on Simon the digger
I feel like super hypnosis if it did anything would just bring out Void.
All according to keikaku
My ass says Kyle but my dick says Simon
do you believe in the drill that will pierce the heavens, bros
Pre-TS Simon?
All in on Simon
Simon
They'll just rehash G1's talking points even if they backtrack on Saturday
If Kyle joins Harley in the lost to someone that isn't Marvel club, prepare for shitposting.
Either way, Simon will be the people’s champion. Who the hell WOULDN’T want the collective power of humanity to beat some abstract cosmic force?
That doesn’t make any sense because the G1 blog, aside from Ultra, is made up of random users and not people on the actual team.
you forgot spongebob
Didn't they rehash the talking points for Obito and Frieza winning even if G1 changed their minds when the episodes were actually being mdae?
If Simon wins, then that’ll be definitive proof that there is no objectivity to their analysis whatsoever; all they do is flipflop between ragebait and crowdpleasing depending on what’s convenient.
Simon abusing Spiral Power for a pissing match with Kyle
Anti Spiral was right.
MUH INDOMINITABLE HUMAN SPIRIT
reddit/band/youtube shorts kid
Want Simon to win and almost all the arguments posted here in his favor have made complete sense while Kyle's seem like weird disingenuous gobbledygook. I just sadly think DB will say fuck it and have him lose anyway because they're dishonest morons
t.
Coping already
Oml dude, it's not that serious
Kyle wins
LMAOSIMONKEKSBTFODCSTRONGESTFOREVER
Simon wins
pfft DB is just biased because they don't want to upset the crowd
The G1 blog for Frieza Vs Megatron had stuff DB didn’t even touch on, and Vader Vs Obitio was outright said to be mostly done by people more familiar with SW than they were Naruto. There’s really no correlation between an actual Death Battle and the blogs since those are basically just fan assumptions.
Probably Superman,albeit it gets closer if Sentry is mentally well
What the fuck even is this logic. There’s no group more retarded than the “muh ragebait/crowd pleasing” posters.
To be fair to the Friezatron blog, it was because DB made the bizarre decision to exclude Jap canon when Jap canon was the reason why the fight was popular in the first place
You’re Death Battle and you have to rig this fight so that Megatron wins. What reasoning do you go with?
What do you mean “to be fair”. There’s nothing to be fair about, I’m pointing out how the blogs and episodes don’t have anything to do with each other.
IIRC Ultra said it was because they didn't want to hear complaints about why they didn't consider Xeno shit if they gave Megatron JG1
What about Ambien Batman?
Because G1 could not have predicted that Death Battle would arbitrarily exclude canons
It's a unique case and really shouldn't reflect on the accuracy of G1 predictions
Honestly I assumed it was because they knew they were going to feed Goku to Superman again and needed to placate DBZtards.
Megatron is not made out of ordinary metal so Medal Bending wouldn't work, Also Megatron can just blow up the planet, killing Magneto
Cope and seethe
I'm genuinely on team Kyle. I've never seen Gurren Lagann or read a single comic book. I'm just backing the westoid over the eastoid
I'm not one of your boogeymen, dumbass
Alternity Megatron does shitstomp most middle ends and high ends magnetos
This is good art but I would spend like 2 days trying to fix those hands holy shit
Saga's gold god cloth would be unavailable to use if you gave him his evil side which got exorcised at the end of Sanctuary. How do you handle that? It's a contradiction.
so racism?
anywho
No it should. You shouldn’t be looking at the blogs for anything other than other than a good rundown of what characters are capable of. DB will use things the blog won’t touch on, and the blog will use things DB won’t touch on. You won’t see DB pull up hyperverse scaling for Bardock and multi-universal scaling for Nolan.
Kylesaars...
what's wrong with that? Most people back their own countrymen over others it's normal. just like sports, people tend to back their hometown; everyone does it. When I have no idea who is who my default is 'well he's an american and so am I' lol.
it's still crazy to me how you can't see the comic sales for Batman.
Being an israeli vassal state sure makes me feel patriotic
Simon
This man has a watermelon in his twitter bio.
Honestly if you take into account the modern west has nothing but Abrahamic worshipping drones for the last millennium the west has nothing to be proud of since the fall of rome
...Anon, I believe the word/concept you're looking for is tribalism.
all the retards ITT saying Ryoma is a bad matchup
Have you seen his Shukuchi Method? It's a real killer, I'm not sure if Simon can handle all dat.
Phull sapport for israel saar
Finally a good green lantern that isn't a black guy
stuck in 2016
I agree the exact numbers and 'framework' for lack of a better term aren't going to be exactly the same between blog and show, but for the most part the reasoning often tends to be the exact same unless the blog accidentally calced some shit way too far out of left field or brought up something that's probably going to be a bit too obscure/offkilter that they try to hinge the match on. I think that's what happened with Vader vs Obito.
I AM SMALL AND YOU ARE HUGE
BUT SO IS ISRAEL, SMALL AND WE STAND UP TO OUR ENEMIES
Conveniently leaving out how Israel gets billions sent its way every year with financial backing from countless countries and weapon manufacturing. Fuck capeshit and their infinite status quo. Simon winning this fight means more than the match.
supporting your tribe when it's run by people who actively hate you
lol
lmao even
All mainstream western media hates the west
Bring me Dave Strider
Kyle is an Irish spic
I do think that Death Battle has an overarching goal of driving engagement, but they want it to be positive wherever possible. It is so much easier to keep simps on a leash after all.
The main thing I think they are guilty of when it comes to match ups is that if they expect there to be a stomp, then they will usually try to spin their own format to angle towards something more 'even' in power.
For Kratos vs Asura, that means using the GoWscaler wank to give him a fighting chance and then it ends up with Kratos taking the fight handily.
For Trunks vs Silver it meant using their extra materials versions, so Xeno Trunks and Archie Silver. They previously established Archie as a setting is super powerful, so they have to lean into it to stay vaguely consistent in one direction.
There are times when this just isn't on the table, like Red vs Taichi. A lowballed (honestly where I prefer Digimon to be) Champion and above Digimon is still going to be a citywide threat and that's just far beyond anything Red and his Charizard are capable of contending with.
It isn't so much any conspiracy as it is that they have to satisfy the fandom that they have cultivated, which over the years has gotten infected with that powerscaler brainrot where Goku is actually an 11D eldritch god in the shape of Goku.
Palestinian’s raiding
Shouldn’t you guys be throwing more women off of roofs and blowing up your own people?
Jews have a disproportionate influence on the comic industry and it shows.
I'm aware Sabra isn't even DC but I just know if I looked into DC I'd find something just like it. Marvel and DC have been copying each other for decades.
Board for comics and cartoons
Anon Babble fags regularly come here to seethe over capeshit
It isn't so much any conspiracy as it is that they have to satisfy the fandom that they have cultivated
It is when you realize that they do whatever the fuck they want and you’re making an evidence wall out of air.
create the most iconic superhero of all time
have an influence on the industry
Checks out
Israel did that
support American characters because you're America and those characters are made by Americans
they're actually made by Jews and the comics regularly trash Americans for being le racist and homophobic
This makes zero sense.
Israel MADE me hide in hospitals and civilian centers! It was necessary! Free Palestine!
Average Arab.
I STILL have really no idea why I'm just supposed to accept TTGL or any other 'big' verse as having a 'smaller' cosmology than DC
your infinite multiverse is smaller than my infinite multiverse because....umm....reasons!
when my character says they can control all of creation that's more betterer than your guy who can do the same thing because.....ummm....reasons!
Is it really just weird DB tier chainscaling where some multiversal cosmic guy gets GAPED by another multiversal cosmic guy who then gets GAPED by another one and so forth? Even if the chainscaling runs into contradictions and loops back on itself somewhere in the line?
A westerner is supporting a western character
this simple statement causes endless seethe "WHY ISN'T HE PICKING THE CHARACTER I PREFER"
lol, lmao
jews aren't western
because comics are objective inferior to manga, anime and games
Jews hate the west and white people
They also created the comic industry
An evidence wall out of air?
I'm not sure if that is meant to be a disparagement of my comment, but I'm not really saying this out of defense for Death Battle. They've made their beds and are going to have to lie in it if they want to keep making content.
I would generally prefer a much lower interpretation of characters and their abilities in this hobby, so that more can be afforded to consistency and narrative structures.
It is IMPERATIVE that I must bomb the hospitals and anywhere the "hostages" are hiding which we have killed with reckless abandon
By the way we told Palestinians to go to a safe zone and then bombed the safe zone
Also we do not allow them to have ANY humanitarian aid, food, water, electricity or even baby formula
Nice "underdog"
Avengers? Dragon fodder.
unironic Israel shilling on this general of all places
Wow this place is full of jeets after all
This is a capeshit circlejerk what do you expect?
This is Anon Babble what did you expect? Funny how jeets assume you must be pro Palestine if you don't like israel
who do you guys have for this fight
anon picks kyle
everyone rages and politics out of nowhere
With capeshit its just they have almost 100 years of inconsistent writing and word salad that fanboys can extrapolate whatever bullshit power level they want while ignoring the "anti feats". Trying to compare cosmologies in general is pretty stupid especially with DC as that can range from "infinite dimensional" because some fucko said it once in issue 69 from sixty years ago to just a 2D one.
Stuff like DC is especially iffy with it given how fragile it can be in practice within its own setting. Earth goes kaboom? Congrats you just wiped a whole DC universe
You see, Hamas making bases out of functioning hospitals was absolutely required for them to win this war
They also HAVE to rape their own people and kill partygoers
This is the only way we can save Palestine!
Actually I hate both I just wanna shitpost.
Not to mention countless instances of
This is Anon Babble what did you expect? Must go against the popular opinion
Kyle Rayner is Irish and thus can't be white according to the founding fathers
Hey. That guy didn’t deny being pro Palestine. I’m just saying.
When you stand in the presence of the tribal chief Ryu, you kneel. Understand?
Yes, but even then, we've already got like 3 statements on hand for 'infinite' or 'beyond dimensional' TTGL.
Even ignoring none of this stupid ass cosmological wank means anything, I don't understand how that magically still makes it (or any verse that says the same shit, let's be honest that's not an uncommon thing to say in this kind of fiction) weaker than DC unless the dude who said he was infinite dimensional got gaped by some other faggot who wasn't that high on the totem pole, which I've never seen at all.
Is it really just weird DB tier chainscaling where some multiversal cosmic guy gets GAPED by another multiversal cosmic guy who then gets GAPED by another one and so forth?
Pretty much
In comics, infinite multiversal beings like the Anti-Monitor from COIE are far from the top dogs in the cosmology. Writers have to constantly expand on the verse's hierarchy to deal with power creep and make space for new threats in company-wide crossovers
Simon is whiter than Kyle
No wonder Raj prefers Kyle...
Basically a lot of comics have had their settings become coached with esoteric-isms because of the nature of the event cycles. Enemies have to have some reason to not have encountered the heroes beforehand, so it is normally done so by declaring them hidden or sealed away until this point.
This post is a good example of the sort of set up you see happen in comics a lot.
So as a side effect, you have to keep coming up with reasons as to why they weren't known about as well as come up with reasons and methods for the heroes to win in the end. Usually this is achieved by arbitrarily describing and using a power that is 'above' the enemy. In more cosmic settings, this pushes into pseudophiloscientific jargonbabble.
GIGAAAAA DRILLLLLL BREAKKKAAAAAAAAA
west
last millennium
How exactly is Anti-Monitor infinitely multiversal?
Didn't read the story
Didn't read up to "Terrific she's a zionist recruiting board."
Still bitches
He can destroy chunks of the multiverse at a time with a machine
Crisis on HOW MANY Earths?
I mean I guess from a certain point of view, infinite amounts of Earths are the same size as infinite multiverses
Now post the part where Hulk screams at her for the death of a Palestinian
Israel literally shot european and chinese embassadors hours ago
Remaster of Will of the Drill
youtube.com
Yates not-so-subtly implying it won't be used as the track for the episode, of course
Maybe I'm missing something but isn't Sabra the villain here and Hulk is insulting her?
Not only does India own these halls, so does Israel.
Literally everyone who isn’t an idiot knew that WOTD wouldn’t be the track for the episode because the tracks need to fit the fight.
Technically one. The multiverse is the remains of one universe
Do i even dare dream?
Kamina and MY Nia?
oohh waow
This is probably bordering a bit much on conspiracy but the track itself also is overall very pro-Simon
No wonder there's so much cuckposting
Hulk slightly snarks in his head suddenly excuses the blatant Israel shilling even though Sabra is blatantly Hulks ally at this point
Missing the part where Hulk spouts idiotic centrist bullshit and says she wouldn't "share" and that they "both" have books that say to kill each other for land when it's Israel that's doing all of that in the first place? Don't be so gullible.
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
u mad
they "both" have books that say to kill each other for land
wtf. Palestine predates Islam
Isn’t this page kinda saying “Israeli’s kill Arabs because they’re just mindless soldiers”
Kyle's win was promised to him thousands of years ago
Kyle.
They both can counter each other in a multitude of ways. Both are pretty much equal in speed, durability, hax, etc.
But Kyle is more arguably powerful, and more versatile. The most dangerous part about this fight for Simon, is that he’s going to playing catch up. I don’t think this is fight Simon can bullshit his way out of.
Nikofag/Kaijufag triggered out of nowhere
KEKAROOOOOO!!!
one shots your dick
Evidence?
who?
If they'd be equal in durability they'd be near equal in power anyway. Not to mention arguments that Kyle is stronger are very flimsy and his versatility isn't really argued much either.
Hal is pedo
Kyle is useless simp and cuck
John is nowhere to be seen
Guy is the carrying force that rest are helpless without
Seems about right
You are correct.
52
There is a distinct lack of foreskin in this thread
Megatron should fight Zod. Give him all the jap G1 feats and whatnot.
Guy is the carrying fo-UNF!
Kyle forgets to train
what the fuck are they doing over there at lantern corps? how inexperienced is he
Saving the thread with some MUs
This is a Bisonthena loving thread
Keep walking, haters
god this manga has so much soul
Lantern 'training' honestly just seems like overrated dogshit
Kyle 'mastered' rage by just having someone taunt him in front of some brownoids getting killed
this.. doesn't look like training. at all. simon needs to take this guy to a therapist, not a battleground
If Simon wins, then that’ll be definitive proof that there is no objectivity to their analysis whatsoever
DCfags are already freaking out.
all you have to do to 'master' the yellow lantern ring is say you're always scared
bruh
You're saying I could control Parallax when I go downstairs at 3 in the morning and hear something outside
Wait then how the fuck do Lantern rings even work? If you can just feel rage or compassion hard enough you can get their ring? I'm sure Hal has gotten mad or hopeful or whatever before, why isn't he a White Lantern?
It also looks like you all you need is to just need to be angry for a few seconds and suddenly you 'master' the red ring? The fuck is this?
With his millions of years of experience, Megatron would have the foresight to create a wooden replica of himself that would trick Magneto into thinking he lost his powers
The episode ends with Simon feeling hopeful for the new Superman movie and accidentally taking Kyle's ring.
Hal was literally the first White Lantern, non-reader.
Kill yourself listtroon.
kek
That was Sinestro, speedreader.
You have to understnad that Guy is, in addition of superhero, a teacher. He has experience in teaching mentally deranged children, and can see what batman is at first glance through his instinctual understanding of social dynamics.
This is merely an example of Guy's unlimited willpower - he's willing to take some punches and pretend, if only to prevent a bat-spergout. When you have the INSIGHT that Guy has, one look at batman and his dynamics is enough to tell that he's the Chris-chan of super hero scene
Batman punches Guy and the sound effect is 'bonk'
No respect.
You guys sound like grown losers I'll be honest
Grown?
are all the lanterns mentally fucked up? how the hell can the justice league stand those guys
I acknowledge that. Bruce is a manchild who needs an outlet. But what about this?
Simon said this btw
Not if you're always scared. You could control Parallax right now.
Kyle. Simon's a bitch and the reason I stopped watching TTGL at episode 8.
I will spoil myself immediately when this is released, I can't take it
I'm fucking terrified right now. I spent all day researching bigfoot and now that it's nighttime it's raining and thundering like crazy out there
Wait then how the fuck do Lantern rings even work?
Not even the writers know, it's a stupid fucking concept.
If willpower was all it took to be powerful then Hal would just do a line of cocaine before his big fights.
we get it man you have a fetish
You pissed off a 3000 attack monster what are you going to do?
No, Sinestro doesn't get it until Brightest Day, while Hal was the the first in Blackest Night, non-reader.
If it was done by a jeet it'd of been AI
Post kyle destroying a galaxy.
Spiral Power is less confusing and that's saying something.
0 defense
I'd speed blitz and snap his neck
it'd of been
ESL brown identified.
i'm reading blackest night rn and Sinestro got it first
I prefer the original John’s’ Sinestro Corps Intitation
They lock you in a r dark sphere, you need to master your own fear…. And if you don’t, you starve there to death as they just leave the corpses in
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you get one more reply, now you have to start trying
.>he says this knowing everyone in this thread is mexican or indian.
Anon it's Juan vs Raj
What outcome specifically would piss off the most people? Like Kyle shitstomping Simon? Simon shitstomping Kyle? Simon drilling the Source Wall?
Simon is going to rape and break Kyle the cuck you mark my words.
Technically, if you wanna do a comparison, Kyle’s supposed to be innately intutigive to the other emotions which is why his training is a week.
Like how Bankai takes ten years but Ichigo only needed days
So much for "he can do anything ever with will"
Probably them deeming green lantern Kyle alone would wipe Simon
Based off the unanimous consensus for Simon I think Kyle shitstomping simon would be the most outrageous outcome. It won't be ben 10 level seethe but it's definitely going to turn kek-posting to 11
Eating seafood flavoured instant ramen with an egg on the side, not related but its really good
A disappointingly boring fight that plays out like Kratos vs Asura did where it's mostly one sided with transformation spam. The outcome where Kyle wins and then we get another explanation that talks about "cosmology" and statements that are misconstrued. Basically the same as Kratos vs Asura.
Kyle gets full control of the Life Equation and full DC cosmology scaling and Simon still wins
The only other one that could cause as much asshurt and seething is if Simon gets the Asura treatment in the animation where his forms get progressively weaker and he gets clowned on, losing normally won't be enough
u mad
Kyle gets full control of the Life Equation and full DC cosmology scaling and Simon still wins
this 100% would cause the most asshurt, even more than if simon loses badly
if simon loses people will just say 'that's just swank' and move on with their lives
if DCfags have their entire cosmology gaped by some random anime twink after they've comfortably settled as 11 on the dials you WILL see pitchforks
i'm sory yugi, but i'm voteing ash catchum. that's just how it is in this doggy dog world
Honestly I think this result would get the most hype from the average viewer. DCfags would be monumentally furious of course but eh.
Like specifically result or the style? It being Asura VS Kratos tier with Kyle, a guy who nearly shits his pants trying to handle a single star exploding and almost dies trying to teleport across a universe, nonchalantly mowing through all of gurrens forms in a crappy animation would piss people off the most people on that front.
Result wise them saying even just green lantern Kyle sweeps would infuriate the most people as Simon is the peoples' champion in this match. If they pull that, people would just tell them to stop using dc herald characters forever if that's the shit they are going to pull every time.
doing this since august 2024
when called out, resorts to calling who ever calls them out a 'kaijufag', or types like a newfag
threw a tantrum on Anon Babble and Anon Babble godzilla threads
person from Anon Babble exposed them as the kaijurager from Anon Babble
kaijurager was banned for three days
oh no posting stopped for three days
has yet to provide proof that they've never been to Anon Babble
screams it was all false flaggers
but now, this kaijufag's obsessed, right? EZZZZ
Around here sure but most people would probably be excited at such an outcome. They'd also get a taste at how Marvelfags felt when a C tier DC character wiped out their entire cosmology
marble fags are a daimond dozen
At the same time they got Jobberpocalypse beating Black Adam
i think people would be annoyed if kyle wins that way, but also people have been conditioned by now to accept that DB will pull that kind of shit
i just don't think you understand how 'monumentally furious' DCfags will be. they're already enraged over the row row fight da powa shit and if simon were to GAPE comfortably row row would be out of control for a few days nonstop. we would have rajposting for at least the next 2 months straight
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We need a newfag holocaust.
I don't really see many DCfags all that annoyed by Simonfags outside of here. It's all just making fun of how Kyle has gotten nothing outside of comics and maybe some annoyance over how one-sided the support has been.
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nice job outting yourself newfag
dcfags don't even read the comics their favorite shitty powerwank characters appear in, what makes you think they would know anything about simon the digger
read comics with WL Kyle Rayner in em
Kyle says this shit each and every time
why even give him the power-up in the first place?
Kyle gets full control of the Life Equation and full DC cosmology scaling and Simon still wins
meanwhile with simon
Fuck it we drill
If Kyle wins, it's not like they don't have other potential DC L's to look at, like SCP, SMT and all those VN/LN bitches.
Ancient kryptonian sleight of hand technique
There's a reason why guardians never bothered with that place, they were the gypsies of space in their heyday
yeah
SCP and those rando VNs/LNs will never be on Death Battle, they're all literally whos. They'd get no views. There really aren't that many POPULAR (key word here) anime characters that are multiversal.
C tier DC character
Who?
They can swank Jojo characters to fight DC characters
Reverse Flash Vs. Dio would go hard
Evil swan...
Imagine Giorno gets crossover scaling (since they used non canon material) as an apology for Swan and he just one shots some DC herald
Swan will make novel Kars and Dio the strongest characters on the show
Kyle can you destroy a galaxy?
So much for "he can do anything ever with will"
This is why power scalers don't understand the media illiteracy critique. They have zero grasp of hyperbole.
Swan needs a rematch with SMT to soothe his ego
Outside of crossover shit and maybe EoH Dio and Novel Kars, I kinda doubt they'd go that far for Jojo.
They can maybe get Composite/Alternity Optimus to that level.
media illiteracy
That shit came from assblasted xwatter trannies.
Lorewank Kratos even more then
Who gave a shit where it came from it's fucking true. Even writers on twitter are making fun of how retarded powerscalers are for rejecting showings over vague allusions.
Yeah so it seems. Powerscalers gas these characters up as if they have no low points but they struggle constantly and even get one shotted by glorified fodder from time to time
I think you can lorewank Master Chief and Doomslayer the same way too.
The Halo novels feature Baxter-esque shenanigans from the precursors and forerunners.
Reminder that there are no Kratos wankers, only Kratos downplayers.
VN/LN are almost pure statements wank and based on vague flowery language
youve gone too far kratos
Kneel
Reminder that there are no Bear wankers, only Bear downplayers.
So are SMT and SCP for that matter.
You can try.
I mean, without statement and flowery language Gurren Lagann isn't mega-super-multiversal either.
to be fair some SMT MCs destroy/remake a universe in the ending like nanashi and beano. But it's funny best feats excluding universe destruction are what city block shesha and Tiamat?
That's supremely hypocritical when they ignore on-screen feats because "hurr not every single fights causes nukes and sonic booms"
Kratos is a literal bear wanker
And without statements DC would be planet-star level once in a blue moon
They would still be 11D
It's almost as if everyone of the settings that death battle makes out to be the strongest are entirely based on statements wank
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I might as well ask again if any Lantern's emotion abilities have effected characters that resist similar abilities
they allowed the Blade of Olympus to drain Asura despite him resisting it because of that in their episode
If we are just going by on screen, no statements, no dimensionfaggotry, Simon throws Kyle through a galaxy and wins
Death battle thinks that's too boring, that's why they gave Kratos lorewank so it wouldn't be a stomp.
But they refuse to give Master Chief lorewank despite Doomguy stomping him in stats so their reasoning isn't even consistent.
Gotta have faith in Simon
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Kyle will win, but I’m rooting for Simon
D stuff means fucking nothing.
ok retard
Lanterns don't really seem to be able to actually manipulate your emotions directly often. They do it through their actions, like Yellows forming brutal dictatorships to gain fear from their subjects. There's a few one off examples but nothing great. Actually, the direct emotional examples come from Kyle himself and none of them are very good.
Kyle himself seems to cap out at being able to manipulate a few thousand people's emotions before he starts getting overwhelmed, you can maybe argue the infinite Simon absorption would stop that.
depends on if you allow scaling or not
Considering that planets can still be very easily seen in the final battle, you can easily put Gurren Lagan at only like star level.
I just hope the animation for this doesn't look shit. I just got a gut feeling that they're gonna make the fight look really weak and weightless
Not shocking since they reduced Asura's planet sized form to mountain sized
uh, blindbro? Did you miss all the galaxies being thrown?
What planet? Earth? They made a portal directly towards it, obviously it's up close. Either way, STTGL is not fucking Star level dude
then what the fuck is he supposed to do against simon
so Marble Alien tier
Reminder Aquarion Logos is unbeatable.
Viral...
wait he can't fuck?
if Beast Man was in GL then the story would have been shorter because Beast Man would just beat all the bad guys single handedly
It's true. Beastmen were lifeforms created by the spiral king lord genome to hunt humans on the surface. They can't have sex and reproduce. It's all done through cloning
What would be a good match up for AM?
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The 11D shit came from a statement though
Skynet,Matrix's machines...i don't know,maybe GLaDOS or something
oh my god damn god it's never implied there are just 11D. All that LG said was that there was a pocket universe between the 10th and 11th dimensions where the anti-spiral was located
A reminder that Simon and Kyle are boring characters who are hard carried by "muh will", and have annoying fans. Whoever wins doesn't matter when either fanbase is going to have an autismo meltdown because
"MY RETARDED BULLSHIT CHARACTER ACTUALLY BEATS YOURS"
ok
MULTIVERSAL PLANETS
Okay, time for the rope Simonfags and Kylefags.
Screencap'd for if Simon wins and the threads turn into gay NTR BBC spam of Yoko and Nia
Nothing implied DC was just 12.3. That was the known dimensions back in OWAW when people didn't know about hypertime or the multiverse.
Screencap'd for if Kyle wins and the threads turn into gay NTR BBC spam of Donna and Jade
Yeah, and now they know it's actually 6D
TTGL isn't exactly very consistent with their mech sizes
This is fucking retarded and not in the fun way.
my oshi is graduating right before the episode
Simon… ganbare…
ENOUGH.
Which CHAD CHADs CHADer than the CHADest CHADerCHADsal CHADer CHADvel CHADgend CHADracters CHADse in CHADth CHADttle CHADCHAD CHAD THE CHAD?
I don't know about any of that,but what i do know is that i want to fuck teacher Yoko
You know what fuck it, TTGL is star level now. Post Kyle destroying a star right now go
Holy goatse
Subject change! How strong is Fate?
They job to my cock
Cringe. Teen Yoko was the hottest, everything else is a downgrade
I don't really care if Kyle loses, he's a potentialman and like all of them he's kind of a fraud.
Most of them are explicitly below planet level, but a lot have weird abilities, so it's very match-up dependant.
Also, depends if you're waiving the 'needs mystery to be hurt' rule.
Mountain level with multiversal hax
Plebs
Isn't that the entire point of death battle?
Actually
Small mountain to planet.
In vs battle fanfics
Multiverse
They look the same.
The difference is that she stops wearing the bikini after the timeskip
Depends on the circumstances:like if they're under normal HGW rules depending on the master's mana,if they're given more access to their myth via becoming grand servants,etc
From what i recall,they were strong enough that in numbers they could damage a weaker ORT who could destroy the earth. But honestly their strong point is their noble phantasm hax
That's supremely hypocritical when they ignore on-screen feats because "hurr not every single fights causes nukes and sonic booms"
1. That's not what I was talking about, you clown. People reject feats over statements. That's the issue.
2. Breaking the sound barrier causes a sonic boom. Yes. Every. Single. Time. We can have some oversight with this if it's consistently and coherently established that the character is this fast. But normally it's just based off some calculation or other non-sequitur to "up the numbers," and you're expected to accept it regardless if it aligns with the narrative or not.
street level
They could destroy a small building with prep time and engineering equipment, given they manage to operate it. Arthoria would fail to get how it works leading to a bonding scene with Shirou.
Yeah but at least SMT has some scenes of universes getting deleted or created on screen which is more then most
FUCK!!!!!!! SIMONSISSIES THE RESEARCH TEAM IS ONTO US!!!!!!!!!
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rapes DC
makes Simonfags afraid
Ian had carte blanche to do whatever he wanted in his crossover and he didn't have Shadow vaporize the Joker.
The Joker is one of the most dangerous men in the entire multi-omni-ultra-meta-verse
Because he's... Slightly insane
Some characters have access to the Counter Force which is basically a "Enemy's power level +1" mechanism. One is designed to protect the planet, and one is designed to protect humanity.
This is not just destructive force, but also has to do with other metaphysical threats and seems to be able to predict the fate of things (lowercase f.) I'm not sure what the upper limit on it is. At the very least it is above planet-level, but once it gets metaphysical it's hard to say. It works across timelines and can decide to prune a timeline if it's not worth it.
Jokers power level really only makes sense as a way to justify why Batman still has trouble with him in a post tower of babel world as opposed to instantly beating him every time. That comic has done irreparable damage to the medium as a whole
New Yates track. (Final Hazard [Sonic] vs Ansem [Kingdom Hearts])
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New Yates track. (Minions [Despicable Me] vs Rabbids [Rayman])
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New Yates track. (Mai Shiranui [Fatal Fury] vs Yukiko Amagi [Persona])
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New Therewolf track. (Andrias [Amphibia] vs Asgore [Undertale])
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New Therewolf track. (Mario vs Sonic)
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Lastly, Yates released a remaster of Will of the Drill:
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This is actually cancer, these are the people who are going to make Debunked videos if Kyle loses by the way. They sound insufferable
Rabbids can can easily pull continents at absurdly fast speeds
Minions shoot farts
what the fuck are Minions supposed to do?
Didnt stop GoW
Three ROIDED OUT human men job to ONE Lioness
HOLY FUARK why are CHADnimals so much stronger than JOBmans?!?!?!?
SCP used to be insanely popular for a hot minute
That lioness is aslan's wife