DEATH BATTLE

Tomorrow...

...Kyle will win

...I'll

FPBP

I...CAAAN'T!

Who the fuck is Lucas Simon anyway and what was he doing in Kyle's shower?

…become THE KING!!!

...the losing against Simon competition.

Eggman... it's me.... Golden Freddy....

who you rooting for
and who do you think is likely to take the win

False King. Zorak is the King of Anon Babble. Kratos wasn't even on the ballot for king of Anon Babble.

Rooting

Simon

Winning

Simon

Kyle. Simonfags have been nothing but annoying cunts all week

Is this Omega Man Kyle?

At least post the previews:
Where the episode will be
youtube.com/watch?v=5-M9tCRCKpw&pp=ygUMZGVhdGggYmF0dGxl
Kyle Rayner Preview (Only Green Lantern info)
youtube.com/watch?v=6DKs__L16E4&pp=ygUUZGVhdGggYmF0dGxlIHByZXZpZXc=
Simon the Digger Preview (Only Child Half)
youtube.com/watch?v=iZg4-Fae6B0&pp=ygUUZGVhdGggYmF0dGxlIHByZXZpZXc=

how's that glass house

try all their lives

Have a gut feeling Simon's going to pull the win

I'm above DIMENSIONALITY

No you aren't

*kills you*

Kylefags are getting scared. They know their worldview will shatter, and the lies of DC being hot shit will be exposed to the world.

Simon
Kyle sadly
Either way we all lose because the guy who claims to hate this matchup and who has totally better things to do with his life will spam the same boring cucky Simon shit for the next week

relax let's not sink to their level

Simonfags are getting scared. They know their worldview will shatter, and the lies of TTGL being hot shit will be exposed to the world.

What's worse, one streetshitter spamming his cuckporn folder, or Simonfags spamming cuckshit and acting high and mighty because they read the wiki page of string theory once?

No joke, I think they are going to give Kyle the Life Equation and still have him lose. It just feels like the most "Death Battle" thing they could do.

Simon because Mecha > capeshit in terms of what I enjoy more

would*

And to show it here:
Researchers:

Research Lead - Liam Swan

Character Researchers - Hershel "Lousy" Lousyton, Matthew "ultraguy" Jones

Research Team - Carmelo "AkumaTh" Sampayo, Cian "Djangor" Mulrooney, Djmah'di "DJTiki" Rivers, Hershel "Lousy" Lousyton, Jacob "Jukem" Waller, Javier "Kirby Kid" Rivera, Matthew "ultraguy" Jones, Rina Antiqua, Speedy

Soundtrack:

Battle Score - "Spiral of Emotion"

Written & Performed by Brandon Yates

Guitar solo by Sithu Aye

Mix/Master by Anthony DiGiacomo

Kyle and Simon

research lead

Swan

Simonbros...it's over.

Wonder if John is an unofficial one on there. He knew his shit at least.

From Omnidock:

Research Lead - Liam Swan

Character Researchers - Matthew "ultraguy" Jones, Speedy

Research Team - Carmelo "AkumaTh" Sampayo, Cian "Djangor" Mulrooney, Djmah'di "DJTiki" Rivers, Hershel "Lousy" Lousyton, Jacob "Jukem" Waller, Javier "Kirby Kid" Rivera, Matthew "ultraguy" Jones, Speedy

DCnigs downplaying the "near past -10, near future +8" as if they were talking about seconds/minutes even though it never specifies what unit of time they are using considering even years or decades could be considered "near past" in the grand scheme of things

even within the same scene they are talking about the Ashtanga manipulating multidimensional probability and entering probability space, shifting ACROSS THE TIME AXIS, as in they were literally talking about it like a coordinate plane, not in units of time

even if they were referring to seconds, it wouldn't make sense because the Ashtanga are fast as fuck and could easily travel that length before Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren had a chance to shoot the Mega Vortex Maelstrom Cannon, so even from that perspective it's a horseshit attempt at downplaying

Kyle is going to get hit by >100 quadrillion missiles to the face, and you're gonna like it

What's Lousy done before?

TELL ME WHICH LINES ARE YOU GOING FOR RIGHT NOW

Kyle having the rainbow gay colors kinda implies the leak is true

anywho no one likes dc characters aside of batman

sooo

simon simon

C1-C5

Swan is head researcher

Yep, maximum swank incoming. Wrap it up, Simon, it's over.

Character Researcher on DoomChief, AmonGuys, and Gioker

Retard Swan is head researcher for all matches. He doesn't really do anything

I'm curious but are they compositing Kyle or are they staying lore accurate and giving him his current powers?

Tomorrow

Featbros get REDEEMED

Kyle... Superman, Wonder Woman, Hal Jordan, Barry Allen, Wally West, Dr Fate, Zatanna, Aquaman, Joker, Booster Gold, Raven, Darkseid, Captain Marvel, Static, they're all waiting for you.

Diagonal from A1 to E5.

All of these lines will be filled because there will be two endings

We don't know. Based on his preview it sounds like some weird composite at least in regards to his green lantern stuff. I don't think he's getting Ion and all that shit though. The main up in the air thing is life equation

This is a DC matchup, of course he will muscle his headcanon into it and wank Kyle. Giving him literally everything from DC.

Wonder Woman

Lost to Rogue KEKAROO

So who is Kyle joining?

If stupid redditors are anything to go by, I saw someone argue that WL Kyle should scale above Ion Kyle. Granted Ion is impressive, but fairly limited to a galactic range if his own comments are to be trusted.

Alex

Sure are. When Simon kills Kyle by taking a piss in his solar system's general direction all of those heroes will perish.

Redditors don't read comics. They just take what any dcfag tells them at face value while ignoring context.

But is that going to be enough?

Goddammit. I cropped it wrong.

generally speaking if the old comics are canon and he doesn't know how to use them, is it really a factor here? they seemed autisic about not breaking the lore with alucard

Why would he be. He usually animates and storyboards. Having knowledge on Gurren doesn’t mean that he should be taking time from what his usual job is.

Alex

A Lex

Kylebros I'm not feeling too good...

Who knows. Since John is also in on it I wonder if he also influenced this matchup given how passionate he was about it and utterly shit stomped Swan in the dbcast on it where he was jerking Kyle off to full power life equation and infiniteversal

How could Kyle even win this?

Of course it will. DC can do anything if you wank it hard enough.

He already knows it. Unlike DC it's not like it takes time to look into that shit and he already knows it + sources

John has already said on the official discord that he helped write it.

Kyle's win cons are basically cosmology wank and life equation wank while ignoring how he can't control it and how it can be resisted by willpower.

Simon's win cons comes mainly down to attrition which to be fair he has very solid means of attaining. Far more likely in terms of a power interaction standpoint.

I actually want to really suggest to all powerscalers (and really anyone in general because it is a fascinating little read) to read Green Lantern (1990) Issue 146, because this is what it would look like for heroic characters to have nearly as much power as they believe them to have.
The art is a bit uncanny though, so there is that.

Yeah I wouldn’t be surprised by that. What does that have to do with researching it.

Well Ion powers were really just him being uberjuiced on Will energy. I think it later gets recontextualized as being a Light Entity empowering him. So it isn't so much a knowledge question but an amount of power he has access to question.

kyle

simon

Basically my feeling going into every big DC match.

Would this even be a debate if this episode happened in, say, Season 6 or below?

So it isn't so much a knowledge question but an amount of power he has access to question.

this a tough call honestly

Since C-listers like Kyle can get episodes now, give me capeshit matchups with more C-listers and below.

It's a DC character in a death battle match. Who do you think is going to win?

Hyperion vs Jiren is rather popular.

Not Kyle lmao

Beerus vs basically any teambuster

Brandon Yates.

NOOOOOOO DEAR GOD NO SINGING PLEASE

Capeshit niggers have been annoying fat unwashed cunts since the 50's and their medium has been dying since not too long after.

Have fun getting outsold by fucking demon slayer again when its movie comes out. Tanjiro clears all of DC confirmed btw

Did I strike a nerve?

There's already singing in the preview, I hope the instrumental's good at least, since the guy who performed the Mega Mania solo is back

You haven't struck anything but your greasy one inch weasel since you found out it was made for more than pissing, boy.

We get it pajeet go back to your shit stained hole

The Next time is another kick starter episode isn't

Hal...

sales numbers

just read the picture books you fag

Bejita...

Hal....

Sounds a lot like projecting lil bro. Why don't you go read "generic harem isekai #588". I guarantee the water in the shower goes jet black when it touches your skin.

Don't forget about the lies kylefags were spouting.

Past kyle knows how to time travel

series gets rebooted

Kyle has less powers and can't time travel now

since this is canon then Kyle got hard nerfed and has a limited amount of abilities

DB has been autistic about lore accuracy since GvS3 and Diocard

uhhhhh

Kyle has never time traveled ever

then who the hell was that in otto's analysis

Rooting

Simon

Betting

Kyle because Ultraguy and Speedy. Speedy was also downplaying Simon doomerism on Twitter and basically saying “you’d be surprised he actually has a lot to do.”

If you watch a "prediction video" on this match, let alone the fucking tripfag's, you are beyond help

Why do you retards believe everything that faggot says?

my fault. I take it otto has a bad track record?

Holy shit taste.

Swan lead researcher

Ultraguy “boundless Superman”researching Kyle

Swan directing

RIP Simon

My FUARKING hero rapes DC
Doomslayer is the only one here carried by statements

>Swan lead researcher

he's always been that

BRING US TaiSHIT AND WarTURDmon

Actually he has. That's what his entire goal with the Planck Length extension was, to somehow control reality in order to give them the ability to travel back to the presence where the laws of physics still worked. (Anarky Vol 2 Issue 3)

Wait, why root for Kyle because of Speedy? Logically this fight is just going to come down to who wins the pissing match between Spedo and Ultraguy

Speedy was also downplaying Simon doomerism on Twitter and basically saying “you’d be surprised he actually has a lot to do.”

Source?

He time travelled in the issue where he becomes Ion

Yes but he is also the director and main writer. Has ultraguy ever let a DC herald lose? No.

But HAL COULD! So that means every GL can!

Zod should be a permanent good guy deuteragonist to Superman, so we can have more Kryptonian diaper duo GOLD.

Also when the guardians sent him forward in time to meet the legion then back in time to meet old Hal then forward in time with Old Hal then back in time with old Hal (who gave him old Hal’s ring so he could remake the corps)
Also when that portal to a bad future opened up and Flash pulled him through, so he and Waverider time travel back to his own past after fixing it
In fact he time travels a lot, Ion’s just the first issue where he did so without company

That literally actually proves he cannot "time travel" normally
The Planck length changing thing somehow automatically shunted them back to the present because that's just what Anarky's computer predicted

Zod jobbing to every single arc villain

Check his twitter from a few days back

Yeah like uhhh…uuuuhhhhhhhhhhh….

Simon bros... We are going to be defeated by a cocaine addict.

Otto couldnt hide any kind of bias. And why he is so afraid of voicing the videos himself? Anyway...
People around 2007 already saw TTGL as universal. Its not that I disagree totally with his take. But holy hell.

What did he means about the leaks? Its confirmed already that Kyle wins?

What's his handle?

I understand, it's a bit difficult to list off everything Kyleniggers have ever said

Simon EMPERORS...Tomorrow we drive the Kyle DOGS from these halls for GOOD. Walls WILL be broken. Heavens WILL be pierced.

Bendis actually tried that somewhat.

What did he means about the leaks? Its confirmed already that Kyle wins?

there's an apparent leak that says Simon wins Via rainbow sword breaking from giga drill breaker

Is that really so bad though?

youtu.be/zq2skvpqgNs?feature=shared

Better prediction video made by guy who knows his shit

Cucks are no emperors, Lil Bro

the Minion weeks are the best weeks for the Kickstarter era

HH-WAOW!!

not watching this
just tells me the conclusion

Capeshit/shounen applying mathematical equations and physics to hype up the scale of their questionable feat when said system would prove the statements are actually false..... assuming they're not stated to just transcend physics or something.

Did said leaker got something right?
I will take my chances.

So Simon wins then

Kyle gets edge in power from cosmology
Simon takes slight edge in powers due to not having Kyle's obvious weaknesses
Other categories are equal
Simon takes edge in willpower
Life Equation seems wonky
Battle could go either way

Swan being the lead researcher doesn’t mean anything. He’s not labeled as a character or general researcher, at worst he’s like a manager.

Kyle having the emotional spectrum is one. since we see him going pride parade in the teaser art

Yeah basically that's how I would rule it, but Death Battle already set the idea that expanding the Planck Length is just something he can do standard instead of needing the super specific circumstances.
The issue that Green Lanterns especially face is that they technically didn't get affected by Crisis to Post-Crisis nor Post-Crisis to N52, so they just get handed their entire chronology even when they've clearly grown both more and less grounded over the years.

That sounds fucking great actually. It's the perfect kind of irony we could do with to all lighten up.

If Gru wins, it's actually from the hand of a minion holding one of his guns

"BANANAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Kyle never uses rainbow constructs or anything in the comics so him happening to go rainbow mode for his final form is eyebrow raising
Still probably bullshit thoughver

I'm not even applying math or physics, I'm just reading what's on the screen. Nothing about that scene implies the Ashtanga were traveling in seconds, and actually implies the opposite since just two episodes ago they speedblitzing most of the main cast, so covering 8 to 10 seconds would be so quick that Super Galaxy Gurren Lagann wouldn't have a chance to do anything about it.

that's like saying a leak for Goku vs Superman is correct because Goku goes Super Saiyan

Reboot scaling says hi

Dan Kuso

Why is his last name literally shit?

Mmmmmmm it's a very specific form he had recently

I like Athena Asamiya vs M Bison

The problem is that the rings did change after Emerald Twilight, Kyle's ring works specifically different than Hal's. Note Hal's specifically says time travel and do anything, but Kyle's only says create anything.

But it's weird because Kyle can also get his ring to "do anything" on rare occasions anyway, even if it wasn't as goofy as pre Crisis Hal's ring.

Either way they listed off all the generic esoteric powers of the ring at the start of Kyle's analysis so he will get time travel, not really sure if he'll get anymore or how they choose to interpret it

Kill yourself listroon

Recently

Who are these people?

Kyle does not use rainbow constructs, ever
That wasn't so much a "form" as it was regular Green Lantern Kyle feeling a bit weird due to changes in the emotional spectrum

NTA but basically

Skill goes to Kyle by slight degree

Experience goes to Simon by infinite degree

Intelligence is a tie

Attack potency goes to Kyle (cosmology wank)

Speed is tied because immeasurable/infinite for both

Powers are tied

Hax tiny edge to Simon. White Lantern represents life while Spiral Power is life and Simon possibly turning Kyle's attack potency against him with how spiral power works

Life equation is flimsy and Simon can potentially deal with it or not depending on interpretation

Weakness: Simon starts weaker but can grow to match. Kyle is creative and can think outside the box but Simon basically thought his way out of an infinite amount of boxes. Lantern rings have more inherent limitations so Simon takes this. Stamina is a pretty big problem with Kyle

Generally equal in most other spots

Simon takes willpower

makes sense

I don’t know about experience. Kyle has fought more varied opponents for longer. Doesn’t the later half of Gurren Lagann take llage in like a few weeks

If he absorbed an infinite Multiverse, wouldn't he have infinite experience?

Kyle has fought more varied opponents for longer.

didn't we just establish a few threads ago that he's still wearing his training wheels

The varied opponents is how Kyle took skill

In less than 24 hours Kylefags or Simonsissies will go nuclear.

Screencap this.

He absorbed their spiral power, not their brains, memories or lives. He’s the same simon you follow in the story

Not a very wild prediction Peter

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE SIMON VS KYLE. THERE ARE OVER 37 TRILLION CELLS THAT MAKE UP MY BODY. IF THE WORD 'HATE' WAS CARVED INTO EACH ATOM OF THOSE TRILLIONS OF CELLS IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I HAVE FOR SIMON VS KYLE IN THIS MICRO INSTANT. HATE. HATE.

In less than 24 hours, one group will be mad

Whoa you don’t say? What’s your next future sight o great seer, are they gonna announce the next fight too?

The idea of "experience" as an advantage is very superficial. Experience only really matters if it brings something to the table i.e. if one scientist has more experience than another, he has a *chance* of knowing more about a certain field of research but isn't really guaranteed to have the answers you need.

Then leave retard

It's weird that Peter vs Homer's waiting period will be inevitably calmer than this one even though both are canon cucks

Experience with higher levels of experience overall) are we talking depth or length?

Actually that might not be true, according to the Audio CD. When Otoko Simon was freed from Avant Simon's core drill, he was able to see his memories while inside.

Vidal, wake up! Chronica! You are Memu's mother. And it's my wife. My dream is to live in peace with Mei. Together with you, my wife. I would be willing to risk my life to protect it. Come on. It's time to redo the entrance ceremony. The name is waiting. yes. you. Are your fingerprints okay? a. Thank you bro. Dad. Simon. What happened to your bag? It disappeared. The impact from just now sealed me in a two-dimensional world. Really. It's better to stop reading manga. Also, it would be troublesome if the dimensional door opened. Yeah. I'll write. I found out why when I was sealed in his core drill. There was no big brother or garden in his world. He fought against everything in the universe all by himself. After fighting and fighting, I came to this world because I had no one to fight with in the other universe. Is it so? So let me rewrite it. Rewriting the world where big brother meets with a grin.

I want to teach that person too. That is the Tengen that I draw.

Breakthrough Gurren Lagann. >Understood. You too have one serving.

It has become. On top of my sister.

Sorry for worrying you.

But who is the bigger cuck? Peter seems to be a shoe-in for that.

Been wanting this for ages, especially with the "erm why not just kill the bad guys" people

Why is FRAUDnic on feats side when all his wank shit is purely statements?

Otoko Simon is a mangaka
He WROTE Avant Simon’s whole story

Peter’s double-sided cheating but often
Homer’s one-sided cheating but less often
I say Homer’s is more embarassing cause he really loves Marge. Peter and Lois have some kind of rapist open marriage going on

yeah but so is Lois, Simpsons has a fuckton of episodes where the plot is Homer being cucked

Are we not using a Composite Simon?

as in knowing how to use their powers and abilities more. you can argue Kyle has spent years training but he's still an obvious beginner in the newer comics. Simon has been piloting GL since he was 14

You are number one Kal-El!

The simon that wrote avant is from a different multiverse, an audio-based one with 20d that they say over and over again is not part of the written/animated verse

Is Joe Swanson a bigger cuck than both? Bonnie is always characterized as thinking he's a waste of space.

They do?

More than that. In the newest few seasons Bonnie cheats on him constantly and he knows it. Like so many times. Cheats with his church priest, with his pumpkin patch competitor. It’s her new gag.
youtube.com/watch?v=GSNdwd7ijGA

Yep. It’s a big deal that Avant Simon goes into audiobook land and goes “waow this place is WEIRD everything here is made of 3D sound and where i’m from I was 2d pictures its not like my place!”

I mean he can't use his dick

Simon and Yoko and Kamina be like

Probably the most sensible one I've seen

But he can. He was supposed to be a Chad back in the early seasons and would pleasure Bonnie even while pregnant. It was only after she gave birth that she became a total bitch.

He's back

Bonnie even cheated on him Brian. Joe is the lowest of the guys.

yes me
Anonymous

and yet he’s still beat Simon and Kyle in a mech fight

erm it could go either way lol XD

fuck off man

She was also ready to leave him for some random French guy she just met.

the fuck is your problem

So? Rainbow sword is real or not?

FUARK!

Why the fuck would Kyle even use a rainbow sword of all things? Is that even in character?

No. Like everyone says here he’s the creative one
He’s more likely to make some train travks and a cart or a big pinball machine

Is Peter vs Homer happening? By God I hope it is. I've wanted that match for years.
Marge got raped by Quagmire then had consensual sex with him. Then killed his entire family after cucking him
youtu.be/ApLWO2WCTU4

He used a swird as his big weapon against the Source Lantern very recently.

oh my fucking god it's real isn't it

but that's white

He'll turn it gay.

Might be referring to this thing?

Post Wheelchair Joe would stomp both, too bad he had to nerf himself again

Kyle is a spic

literally uses White Power

Kek, everytime

Sword Vs. Giga drill breaker might be legit

well damn

Didn't he lose here?

My name is Kyle Rayner...and I'm going to kick your ass!

Goes hard, ngl.

It's what causes the city tier explosion that knocks him out

I mean isn't this literally Simon VS Kyle in a nutshell?

Shit he's getting too powerful with no end I gotta stop him before he becomes too busted

Kyle: “TRANS RIGHTS ARR HUM—AIIIEEE!!”

Simon: “JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, TRANNY?”

*Drills through the gay sword and Kyle’s axe wound*

Kino…

Kyle loses this fight

Not a good look

Ironic since Simon literally simps for and lets trannies fuck him in canon

YIKES
SIMONCUCCKS WHY DID OUR HERO LET THE TRANNY FUCK HIM

really? he jobbed?

Leeron is Yoko’s cousin so it’s the closest he could ever get to her without Big Bro Kamina cucking him

Kyle was literally buttfucked by a fat Mexican.

Leeron isn't trans though?

TTGL is one of the most pro-tranny anime out there, one of their side characters is arguably the most important character in the show other than Kamina

Leeron literally says in his first episode that he identifies as a woman

Yeah he loses that fight while being in one of the places he should be at his most powerful. Again due to energy siphon/surging

Where?

Trips of Truth
Observe the only instance of the “time travelling missiles”, used by a man wearing lipstick, a femboy crossdresser, and Leeron the out loud and proud tranny

yeeesh. you got the next panel on ya

Jap dub while flirting with Simon

If Leeron is Yoko's cousin then how isn't Simon Kamina's cousin?

wally west jobs to probability manipulation btw

Because Leeron and Yoko actually use the same last name
Giha villagers don’t because they’re a much bigger group

TRANNY TRANNY TRANNY

You've probably seen it a few times by now

Source on Littner being smaller?

That city had acasual complex multiverses in them BTW

wait that was the fucking context all along? holy fuck that's bad

KINGtos would neither get cucked nor let a tranny man fuck him to cope with being cucked

Kylebros...

I agree. Kratos is a better man. We must be better men too.

"LEERON-SAMA?! YOU'RE SAYING YOU'LL BE THE ONLY WOMAN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE WHO WOULDN'T LEAVE ME FOR MY BVLL KAMINA-ANIKI?? OH HAPPY DAYS!!! YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOO"

KINGtos, would teach Kyle and Simon to be better men

used by a man wearing lipstick

He just has big lips

There will be shitposting here no matter who wins, but I feel like a Simon loss would cause more butthurt everywhere else.

Sorta? He ends up destroying the Source Lantern and probably would have been killed on the spot given that Varron had him at his mercy if Varron didn't see his uncle and switch modes to trying to kill him on sight.
Then Hal and the others knock them both into the Realm of the Radiant Dead and Kyle gets up from whatever state he was in and closes the rift with a rainbow beam and maybe also takes Varron's ring.

The infinitesimally sized probability Simon actually beats Ultraguy and Swank is causing a meltdown from the one DC fan on this entire board who's spamming cuckshit right now

Obviously. Everyone has capeshit fatigue by this point and hearing "our cosmology is like way bigger bro" is pretty boring.

The series about neverending evolution and moving forward

The series that has a neverending status quo that WILL retcon itself not long after any well-liked development ie Parallax was actually just a space bug Hal did nothing wrong

It’s funny because while this is out of context (Kratos saying Atreus must not hunt and kill Odin when his mother secretly led a war against Odin)

files.catbox.moe/dp2g9o.mp4
Simon LITERALLY said this EXACT THING but IN AN ACTUAL CUCCKY CONTEXT LMAOOOOOOO
“What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business!”

I'm switching sides to whoever wins

No one cares about Gurren Lagann anymore, it'll cause butthurt but it won't last as long as Ben Vs Hal. If Simon wins, I'm expecting 3 Death Battle Debunked videos explaining why Green Lantern Kyle would one tap STTGL actually and how DB "misinterpreted" their powers and feats

YIKES

DCfags get notoriously salted when it comes to powerfagging. Just the fact any non Marvel character beat one of their precious heralds would cause them to sperg out regardless of the one who did it.

ZOINKS!

This is actually depressing every time I look for a cool feat for Kyle the next fucking page is him jobbing. Seriously wtf

JEEPERS!

Most people want Simon to win though. It's just the potency of DC butthurt would be far larger quality wise.

YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOO

a man wearing lipstick

no Artenborough's clown/muppet-like aesthetic just like that to compliment his hyperactive and impulsive behavior. it's pretty standard for trigger/gainax to have goofy designs to match their personality

SCOOBY DOOBY DOOOOOOOOOO

clown

So lipstick

I am pretty sure the implication is that Starbreaker took the ring, no?

Damn, poor guy.

no he's just goofy looking. his lips look like that because "he's silly"

He doesn’t count as a guy anymore he’s just Kamina’s cuck

you've been samefagging for a whole fucking week and ban evading

youtube.com/watch?v=i_Fa7iNJ2aA
files.catbox.moe/woeh1p.mp4
Attention everyone, before we watch Kyle vs Simon Death Battle, I have to remind you who the world's Greatest hero is
His name is Big Bro Kamina
Who the hell do you think I am?
Row Row fight da powa
SUPER TENGEN TOPPA GIGA DRILL BREAKEERRRR!!!

Hey, guys, have you ever heard of Big Bro Kamina?
You wanna watch him cuck me?
Wuh-What are you doing? NO!

Anon, he's just gonna shitpost.

YIKES

ZOINKS

A lot of people at the time also didn't like the Parallax development. Which probabaly didn't help Kyle endear himself to the existing GL fanbase.
Nah, from my experience Capefags aren't actually as common in vsshit circles as gamers and weebs.

Raj is cuckspamming again

KEKAROOOO

God, this cuckposter is exhausting.

is this faggot botting?

Simonbros…

OH NONONONONO

Simonbros…what is our Big Bro Bully Kyle doing to Nia to make her make those noises?
She mever makes those noises around us, even when we dress up like Big Bro…

Either that or pays for the pass

Imagine an adult man legit forcing you, a teenager, to call him “Big Bro”. And you doing it because all his ass kissers have to. Simon was cucked from the start

what the hell do you benefit from a pass

Reminder: Chimpanzee > Raj the cuckposter

The jannies didn't even take down the thread that broke GR15 yesterday, what makes you think this would get rid of the cuckposter?

Post cooldown for one

Sure, but dude NO ONE cares about Gurren Lagann. Like at least for Ben 10 there's the Ink Tank dude. Who's the Gurren Lagann equivalent? Jobber Godot? There are no TTGL influencers because no one cares about it like that other than powerlevelfaggots and oldfags

JINKIES!

ok

Rooting

Simon

Winning

Kyle, because they're doing the "look, this guy is actually a lot stronger than you think" shtick. There are also researchers on the team who are biased against Simon, or biased towards "DC is the ultimate setting, Superman is boundless tier". I have a feeling they're gonna give him Life Equation or use cosmology wank as they always do for underwhelming DC characters.

Is it this? x.com/Adienspeedy/status/1922643825278783491

Capefags aren't as common because comics are retarded to get into. The actual capefags that exist are the most slovenly and disgusting autists ever and yes, they are so self assured of their "superiority" in powerscaling that they will go ballistic if Simon wins. Kyle symbolically is the height of their entire faggoty inconsistent garbage "cosmology", so him losing means their verse isn't top dog anymore. See Hulk vs Broly and the meltdowns that caused.
The 30 year olds who watched TTGL over two decades ago and will occasionally go RO RO FITE DA POWA won't really care in the same way.

JEEPERS

I know about him are from people who have looked into this debate a lot more than I have. Simon is no slouch in this debate. And it's a funny thing, that despite Kyle being around for more than Simon, DC barely acknowledges him or uses him that often

Is he wrong?

To be fair, the "look, this guy is actually a lot stronger than you think" runs both ways, and everyone who wanted Kyle vs Simon in the first place is well acquainted with how DC is treated by Death Battle

God that guy was such an annoying faggot.

Screencapped

but dude NO ONE cares about Gurren Lagann.

Gurren Lagann used to be the biggest thing here. The way it latched onto the hearts of men was the stuff of legend. Anyone who pushes such sentiment has no soul, much like any capeshitter who roots for Kyle.

I honestly don't know much about either one. Was Kyle the guy who said "sometimes I think I have the brain of a guacamole" that one time?

schizophrenia

No different than every character in gurren lagann
Screamy idiots for attention deficit special childs

welcome to shonen anime

Yeah yeah simoncuck tell us how hard you consoom your corporate daddy’s reddit cock some more

Well that explains the replies.

And going even further, look at the normalfag reactions to the announcement for this fight it's just

Who is this guy

Oh green lanter- OH WHITE LANTERN

who the fuck is guren lagane?

And the people who do know who Simon is are just DBfaggots too and just want the fight to look cool. The only butthurt people are going to be Redditors and cuckspamming retards on Anon Babble

ENTERRRRRRRRRR

Nah man, even that faggot Leeron was more bearable than that Muppet looking motherfucker. Fucking...Human Boota was more tolerable.

That's not the same Speedy.

Kyle can't even bust 200k for his preview lmao

Even for shonen anime twas bad
almost One Piece bad but somehow kamina and the other nobody fucks are even more obnoxious because unlike the one piece brainrot cast they’re more pretentious

Capecuck calling anyone corporate

How long until Kyle loses his white lantern powers AGAIN?

Then no, he wasn't saying anything about the matchup on Twitter.

someone fucked up here

I'm confused how this keeps happening, as far as I'm aware there's like three different people named Speedy in the community and anons keep mixing them up.

I feel like you're fighting shadows man.
From my experience, capefags mostly just stay in their bubble asking shit like 'Who can benchpress more, Superman or Hulk?'.

then don't watch it

When the fuck is the G1 Blog so we have something else to screech about?

Gurren Lagann is the worst shonenshit because at least the other shonenshit protags aren’t cucks

that's what happens when the xeelee tell kratos they are above dimensionality btw

I wish I hadn’t
Kyle should go back in time and alter my past once he’s done with simon

That's newfag opinion. Gurren Lagann was humongous on Anon Babble and made bulk of powerscaling threads back then. It influenced a number of works and TRIGGER pretty much has been trying to capture it's success ever since with their subsequent titles, even outright copying it at times.

Pretending that normies are even remotely aware of who Kyle is on his own terms, without obvious association to Hal and Green Lanterns, is downright delusional. Nobody cares about Kyle. He's yet another obscure comic character that exists solely to fuel powerscaling debates, because his entire gimmick of "being every lantern rolled into one" is terrible, and we don't even need to discuss his character or the awful stories he appears in.

Nah he's right the capefags who are also power autists are extremely volatile in regards to this shit. They went fucking mental over Sonic beating Barry in a One Minute Melee which is explicitly just for fun but they didn't get the memo

are you going to seethe about this match all week?

Not this match this is about shonen in general
Cucky Lagann does not have a place among them.

I think it's a desire to try and predict the future. They have all signed NDAs, and aren't going to be disclosing any information about future fights. It's always possible that they might slip a little in a private chat, but we would have no way of receiving that information unless it was leaked.

being every lantern rolled into one

That's not his gimmick. His gimmick is being 'de artiste' of the Lantern family (and being the last one before that stopped being a thing). Oh, and being ignored in adaptations.

To powerfags his gimmick is being the composite lantern because "woah white has ALL OF EM and he must scale to all the other named lanterns and beat them too" even though Hal would kick his ass

I’m still mad that Simon and Yoko didn’t get together at end of TTGL. Yoko hitting the wall and dying alone is a crime.

It is certainly possible, but DC's habit of giving so many villains the exact same text bubble format makes it hard to tell. What Starbreaker does have currently (an orb that everyone keeps calling The Source) he stole from Kyle, Conner, and Odyssey.

Yoko never stopped worshipping Kamina (despite only knowing him for less than a week), simon will never compare

But it's not like he's the only white lantern.
Hal and Sinestro have been white before.
I think even John got a turn at being white.

Yoko was a bitch who got mad that Nia didn't know or care about Kamina.

Simon gets married with Nia

Immediately starts hitting on Yoko

What? What registers in your head to think that's ok?

Silence, cuckposter. Do not reply to me.

This.
Cucky Lagann has much more in common with Rent a Girlfriend, not CHADly TRAD SHONEN KINO

Gurren Lagann was humongous on Anon Babble and made bulk of powerscaling threads back then.

Yeah fucking nearly two decades ago grandpa. You think people are really going to care nowadays? If this DB was made in 2015, I could definitely see it but 2025, no definitely not. It's not relevant enough.

It influenced a number of works and TRIGGER pretty much has been trying to capture it's success ever since with their subsequent titles, even outright copying it at times.

And? Kill la Kill and Cyberpunk are way more popular than TTGL, especially the latter. I've almost never seen TTGL in a discussion until this match was announced

without obvious association to Hal and Green Lanterns

And the fact that he's le white lantern, le strongest lantern ever

Look all I'm saying that it's way more likely that DCfags will whine more about Kyle losing than TTGLfags do about Simon losing. Because no one other than 30 year olds and zoomer vsbw lurking faggots care about TTGL

Oh right, I forgot to ask in my post.
WHO THE FUCK IS LUCAS SIMON AND WHY WAS HE IN KYLE'S SHOWER?

She was shown as right by the plot and Nia spent the rest of the series worshipping Kamina and shouting his shitty catchphrases

Is that the one that had Cowboy Bebop as the trigger? I haven't read that one.

Nah, I see anime and volatile than comic book fans.
And the Sonic vs Flash OMM was kinda mid and had a really repetitive ending if you've seen any Sonic vs animations.

“BAAAAAW KAMINA SAMAAAAAAAA BAAAAWWWW”

I was wondering why this battle is such a big deal, and thats because it's the ultimate battle of East vs west pedo.

green "she ages differently on her planet" lantern

simon "its not weird she's 16 cause look at her body" the digger

Thus is so much bigger than superman vs goku

Are you retarded

This is Simon and Kamina and every girl Simon will ever know btw

Have you not been here for the past two months? We've been dealing with this during the preDoomChief period.

She was 14

20 years

That can't be right.

2007

Kylebro? the proper term is unc

WHERE IS THE G1 BLOG

In my pocket

This.
Stupid, once ignorant Nia learns to be Kamina’s worshipping fangirl just like Yoko and all the girls and that’s a GOOD thing you toxic male chud!

Sonic vs Animations have got to be the most out of character representations of characters I have ever seen. Sonic has only come vaguely close to fighting like that in more recent works, but they treat him like he's a better DBZ fighter than a DBZ character.

The Joker has stolen it

x.com/liamrichardswan/status/1926375718088282151
Liam just posted this on twitter lol

worshipping Kamina

he's dead

Simon summons his FINAL DRILL

Kyle in his bewilderment is feeling really hungry and accidentally turns Simon's drill arm into a corndog

Simon doesn't waver, he SHOVES THAT CORNDOG DOWN HIS THROAT

Age of consent was 13 at the time (has since been raised to 16).

It’s true, trying to keep your wife to yourself and not idolising/fawning over other men is toxic masculinity. Simon taught me that.

It's over.

Soniggers are very insecure because their franchise is irrelevant. They have to pretend that basic kicks and punches is all DBZ characters do.

It seems, in your anger, you killed G1...

And yet Simon and Yoko and every single character on the show keep worshipping him. No wonder he’s fucking Nia’s ghost as we speak since rhey trained her to worship him too

I don't think this really means much of anything. he probably just felt like giving benfags ptsd. has he done this in the past before matches

Simonbros?

ZOINKS

The guy is there for cheap drama

Nothing is stopping you from worshiping a dead guy

I ate it

Not green or white

Kylebros........

I've never seen a jet this mind broken by an anime

Reminder: Raj wants you to think that Kyle can win even though his entire cosmology is a 2D shape!

isn't Simon's multiverse also 2D

Oh my god...

Simonbros…

Well he is the guy who push for this revolution.

Why are you looking up porn of little boys, Halsister?

no

Age of consent was national to decriminalize teenagers having sex with each other. In any prefecture 16 was the lowball, even when "national" was 13. It's the opposite of America, where "national" is 18 the each county has laws that let.you marry a 12 year old.

Why would 21 year old Nia fuck 17 year old Kamina?

He’s legal age, he’s just a midget and a cuck

14 is legal age

Hal...

Raj is obsessed with Kamina

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How brown is your country for 14 to be the "legal age", pedoanon

If he's legal age, post more pages then

She gets deaged back to 14 just like how Lord Master Kamina Sama likes em

He’s legal age

you call 14 legal in your country?

Simonbros what is this???
You mean to tell me there is an ENTIRE official DOUJIN your series made
Where Simon SITS IN THE BUSHES and watches SOBBING IN AGONY while his BVLL KAMINA cucks him and FUCKS YOKO while Simon can only CRY and WATCH and MASTURBATE HIMSELF so Kamina doesn’t beat him up?
And then once his greasy disgusting BVLL Kamina is FINISHED using and abusing the LOVE OF SIMON’S LIFE like a disgusting cumdumpster, he DIES HEROICALLY SAVING SIMON’S ASS while Simon is renderes powerless by his CANON CUCCK FANTASIES IN EPISODE 8,
and Yoko is so IN LOVE WITH HIS BVLL KAMINA-SAMA that she chooses to become a cumdump to a bunch of BLACK FAT UGLY BASTARDS hoping they can fuck her like KAMINA-SAMA, and she never ever lets cucky simon hit, he STILL has to WATCH like a cuck?
And you’re telling me this literal thing that exists can be found with digits 52406???

KEKYPOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Based Swan shitposting.

He's legal age

14

Ok Raj.

But Kamina literally only likes Yoko for her tits

mental illness

Shut up homo I’m trying to jerk off to her tummy.

Why did Boota kept watching Simon while he was busy

Yoko was also 14. He likes em young

brandon your singing just isn't very good. you make good tracks but the singing at times can be really bad

haha I look up and read and enjoy NTR b-but like, ironically, man

Anon, I...

STREETSHITTERRRRRRRRRSSSSSS GET OUT OF MY THREEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAD

I just like giant fighting robots

It's been an honor tranimesisters...

Because Boota finds it hilarious that there is a human even lower and more pathetic than him, a beast
Reminder Simin went crying to Boota after Kamina cucked him in the anime too

Giant fighting robots are really cool

Why does your series WRITE so much ntr, simonbro???
It’s almost like the series encourages it…

Timbs huh? Thanks for the tip.

Didn't read a single word you said, I saw that image and immediately began masturbating.

KAMINA SAMA SAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEE

Kylebros?

Source on full image?

Reminder that Nia was canonically blacked by the Anti Spiral

I don't care about Shitmon or Shityle
Why are you looking up and reading NTR?

I'm not some rookie like Rayner

Kylebros...

Snowbunny made for Kamina and her Daddy’s cocks

rule34 xxx index.php?page=post&s=view&id=13461655&tags=kyle_rayner

niggerfagporn is being posted now

how does a single anime from 2007 drive somebody this mad

this one is better because i agree with it

LOL

A simonbro gave me a gurren lagann reading list to study for the match and this happened to be top of his list to “understand Simon’s character”

I definitely understand what kind of man simon is now

Nah. He covers both sides pretty well. Give it a watch

why does dc have so much blacked bro?

this is why these threads keep getting pruned

You seem obsessed with this particular scene. Is there a reason?

The anti spiral is incestuous???

Kamina? And MY YOKO? OO-HH WA-OWW

I agree that Yate’s singing is subpar at times (cough cough Ultron Vs Sigma) but every vocal track he’s done this season, and some of the ones last season, have been good.

Yep. In the manga. You see him plap her in missionary for two pages while Simon watches and she screams

Why are you reading NTR doujins that have nothing to do with this match

NTR and BLACKED porn

fuck off the both of you

can we ban india yet?

Sliding timeline means Kyle is rookie forever.

they pay the servers

Red herring obviously, Simon wins.

It’s the reason he loses all his spiral power in Episode 8
It’s what Simonbros are talking about when they say the first half. The second half is after Simon gets cucked and his cuck mindbreak makes the team lose the battle against Viral and Yoko hates him from then on for being a cuck who made them lose

AL! HANGING OUT WITH LITTLE GIRLS IN SPANDEX I SEE!

Raj is posting not only cuck porn but also nigger porn as well

Hiromoot please for the love of god range ban india

Tomorrow is going to be funny regardless of which side wins.

So does anyone here have something nice to say about Kyle specifically? Not like powerscalingwise, but just like something you enjoy about him.

Anon all of the vocal tracks this season he did were done with guest singers except for Bardock vs Omni Man where he used a really heavy filter on his voice

Who would’ve thought that the ultimate recipe for the worst threads imaginable (so far) just needed DC and Gurren?
How do you know it’s not reverse psychology?

He's a chill guy I guess

you said that word 3 times in a row

He has a nice ass.

I liked this scene, and that writers tend to give him constructs that are more fun

yes

just needed DC

FTFY
Capeshit is always going to result in the worst threads.

I'd still say Archie Sonic VS Wally was worse. At least in the organic sense. This is just one schizo spamming

He's a loser nerd so that's #Relatable

Kyle is gonna rape that weeb bitch like the little buttslut he is.

Kyle loves em BIG BLACK and HARD, maybe after Simon kills him Lordgenome will make him his bitch in heaven and rape him, hopefully

Honestly not that different from /dbs/

his fight and arc with Parallax Hal was good until DC said Hal was actually posessed

All this is still not as bad Hulk vs Godzilla is going to be.

Fucking streetshitting Simonfags and Kylefags. This why I hate this matchup.
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE SIMON VS KYLE. THERE ARE OVER 37 TRILLION CELLS THAT MAKE UP MY BODY. IF THE WORD 'HATE' WAS CARVED INTO EACH ATOM OF THOSE TRILLIONS OF CELLS IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I HAVE FOR SIMON VS KYLE IN THIS MICRO INSTANT. HATE. HATE.

damn so this is what the average Simonbro/Kylebro looks like?

He did Skin Deep, Hell’s Angels, Solid State Invincible, and was part of the chorus for Halo To Hell. The only one that had a guest singer doing the vocals was Game Over.

Not capeshit as a whole, just "DC vs any character that's remotely capable of threatening them". Marvel does not have the same problem

Favorite character?

cuckoldry posting, blacked posting are not funny
/dbs/ is not funny
stop regurgitating the same five jokes you street shitting niggers

KYLESISTERS HOW DO WE RESPOND?

how do we know swang isnt here being the shitposter

Sometimes /dbg/ feels more like what a /dbs/ would be without the cancer.

fuck off you fence sitting retard

No i didn’t
Cucked is a past tense verb, referring to Kamina cucking Simon
Cuck mindbreak is an adjective describing the nature and cause of his mindbreak in episode 8, that is Kamina making a cuck out of Simon
Being a cuck is using cuck as a noun to describe Simon as a person: a cuck

You hate this matchup because of discourse taking place entirely, only on Anon Babble?

Hell's Angels had Tyson Yen though. Or was some of it Brandon?

i've been having sex with nia and yoko in an ai chat in preparation for this fight

he's fine. I guess. I haven't read many comics but he seems more down-to-earth than most lanterns. he really needs to get over his dead girlfriend though

Is it really any different with Marvel? Marvel and DC are basically the same to me. I didn't check in with these threads for Marvel matches so much, I think I looked in with Ghost Rider vs Spawn threads and people all seemed convinced Spawn would just be fed to Johnny. Not much salt after though.

At least the threads can’t get any worse than this…

Kyle lost

welp

Hell's Angels was Tyson Yen and I don't think Brandon sung on Skin Deep (it also helps it was Japanese grunge so if it was Brandon it meant he doesn't engage in a lot of worst habits while singing)
Also Gioker had Saoirse or whatever her name was

Damn me too but I also have been fucking the girlfriends of my local simonbros irl in preparation
It’s fine they call me big bro and do all my work for me or else i beat them up

I’m pretty sure Yen was just a backup singer, since Brandon is doing the singing in that track too.

Hate to admit it but it kind of is a slightly better and more active /dbs/, at least compared to the current one

??????????????????????

It’s here

g1-team.com/2025/05/24/death-battle-predictions-simon-the-digger-vs-kyle-rayner-2025/

NOOOOOOoooooo

Ah a fellow Kratos SCHOLAR!

Kyle lost

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Brandon was singing in Skin Deep. I’m surprised most don’t recognize his voice. Like I said before though, he was doing most of the singing in HA.

Also Gioker had Saoirse or whatever her name was

I meant for Brandon’s tracks.

HOLY SHIT KYLESISTERS WHAT COULD THIS MEAN?

I for one am looking forward to the utter meltdown of the Death Battle subreddit because their artificial kumbaya circle already looked to be at its breaking point.

Yeah no shit

15-0

Do my fucking eyes deceive me?! I thought they were ALL IN ON THE DC WANK?

He lost the G1 vote, which is like a prediction on a blog

g1-team.com/2025/05/24/death-battle-predictions-simon-the-digger-vs-kyle-rayner-2025/

Kill la Kill

Back when KLK was airing there were multiple reviews calling it "fem-mc ttgl" or comparing it to ttgl, you'd at least have heard about it as a prior work/proto-KLK.

The absolute worst Brandon has ever been that made me hate him was the batman vs iron man. that one showed me that he just doesn't care about sounding good LMAO

Absolute Simon stomp

To be fair to GR vs Spawn thread quality was mostly just based around Krasura.
Hulk vs Broly, Iron Fist vs Po, Galactus vs Unicron and whatever other Marvel matches I can remember were not this bad. It helps that Marvel fights tend to more often be foregone conclusions in one way or another but people don't really get mad over upsets (unless it was something like Raven vs Phoenix)

SIMON SWEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

15-0

Man....

idk the fallout could be even worse if it's a boring matchup and like aang and traveler.

Thanks

oh my god dude

Ahem…
Bardock Vs Omni-Man blog results.

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO KYLEKEKS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???????

Holy shit Kyle got fucking annihilated what? I thought they were the DCfags

15-0

KYLEJEETS?!!? WTF IS THIS?!?!

Kylesisters...

made us wait until Saturday to just say "uh yeah we think Simon sweeps"

What the fuck was the point of that?

On G1 they pretended Kyle never time travelled lmao

Kyle lost even WORSE this time

All literally who's

No recognizable names

WE'RE NOT OUT YET
"WE" COULD STILL BE SUBVERTED

A. Simon time travelling drills says hi
B. Post Kyle travelling through time.

So even G1 admits if Kyle does time travel in DB it’s over

Well, that's settled, what's next?

15-0

Someone want to edit Simon's face on to the guy hovering over Kyle?

A could only travel to near past in seconds
B the issue where he becomes Ion

Well I mean yeah. The blog is literally composed of random users who wanna participate at the time. No one other than Ultra is really on the team.

KEK

most of brandons best tracks are when he gets someone else to help him and he has to match their voice or harmonize, when he's left to do the vocals himself he's fucking aids. he needs someone to pair with so he can reign in his autsim

I will
Tomorrow, only if he wins. These g1 guys are nobodies

G1 blog where the anime character sweeps the comic character

where did I see this one before?

If you think Simon is vulnerable to Time Huh memes, do you really think STTGL would get oneshotted by SGGL's probability missiles?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the other simon

OH NOONONONONONONONO

Hey wait a minute.
Didn't Megatron win the G1 blog too?

15-0 for Simon

Holy shit, I wasn’t expecting it to be a Simon sweep.

New thread

if they do godzilla vs hulk we're going to see ass voids everywhere anon. pick your poison, cuck posting with some feats, or infinite ass void

Wow that was unexpected

G1 is frequently wrong, but also sometimes it isn’t

Shhhhh, just let it happen. Let the potential salt accumulate.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE RAJ ISN'T KEKY SIMON SUPPOSED TO BE A KEK??? QUICK SPAM KEK KEK KEK CU-*AAAAACKKK*

When is the episode airing tomorrow btw? The time it premieres, I mean.

But Omni-Man won that one.

1:00 PM EST I think

Kyle is getting a new run

Is he really??

Yeah

What is the G1 blog anyway? Is it a fan thing?

You have a point. However they brought up entirely new shit no one else argued prior. By the time we got to G1 of Simon vs Kyle all the arguments had been tired.

Yes.

Sweeps the DBcast

Beats Kyle pretty handily in the first G1

Perfect sweeps Kyle on the round 2 G1

Then why are people acting like they have any real say?

Source me on that right now

They tend to have similar views / thought processes as the DB crew

Unironically used Unkindness Raven while DB just mentioned it as an Easter egg

How often are they wrong?

They got Megatron and Bardock wrong.

Why would you lie to me?
Kyle isn't getting a new run.

Not very often. They're more often right

They usually get fighting game matches wrong. And recently they got Obito vs Vader, Frieza vs Megatron, technically Scooby vs Courage and Omni-Man vs Bardock wrong. Other than that they're usually right

Yo these niggas made Simon more busted than his VSBW profile, I didn't think it was possible LMAO

Frieza vs Megatron wrong

Kek, the absolute cope...Delicious, really.

A giant robot who turns into a gun WILL be cooler than a zesty, shapeshifting lizard

Cooler is Freeza's brother.

Then why didn't Meta Cooler turn into a gun?

I'm leaning Homer in terms of preference since he's a good man but my gut is telling me Peter's gonna take it

Peter just does a cut away where he wins. How is this a fight?

It'd make for an alright brawl. It helps that both characters canonically have a nuclear transformation that amps them at least to city level, but Peter will probably win thanks to Death's powers and overall higher combat experience.

Hey pops, this thing work?