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fight's tomorrow.
make your last bets
Death Battle
My bet is on... MY HERO, SUPERMAN!
Root and betting on Simon. Guessing next match will be Tom VS Coyote
On the topic of acausality, besides it being mentioned over and over and over by the end of the series the anti-spiral is specifically noted as being unbound from time (alongside TTGL being beyond time and space)
Simon will beat the swank
Janny deletes the thread with discussion
does literally nothing when Raj and his scam call center flood the other thread with blacked/cuck porn fantasies
Simon being acausal makes him closer to being beyond time and by extension space than Kyle ever was
anti-spiral controls dimensions (based on TTGL's statements, it should be beyond dimensions), controls all time and space
also it can passively alter probability to make the success of TTGL to 0%, but TTGL surpasses the anti-spiral and shifts this balance
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OH YES!
HE'S GONNA GO
3 - 0
simon made this not just possible but 100% certain btw
GOLD BASED AND TRUTH NUKE
All in on Simon
This doesn’t even fucking rhyme stop saying it.
OUR THREAD IS THE THREAD THAT WILL CREATE THE HEAVENS
U mad
SUUUGGEEEE, YOU LOOK PRETTY STRONG! MAYBE YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO THAT 15 YEAR OLD TO CHI-CHI AFTER A SPARRING MACH. WAKU WAKU i'M GETTING EXCITED!
India pays their wages
I just imagined my wife fucking another man and created another UNIVERSE
This is so fucking shit.
Kyle...
simon scales to this
explain how nick fury vs big boss is shit
kirby vs luke Skywalker
???
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
lol u so mad
Yes actually. This retarded meme sucks cock.
No u r mad
This moment is downright heartwarming, I won't lie
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Honestly if Kyle is allowed to use the abilities of other lanterns he never used himself you can make a case for Simon being able to use antispiral's powers.
And he can use concept hax to no sell the life equation since the latter is just math which can be easily manipulated.
So why haven’t you been complaining about it for the months the other spam has been going?
lmao
Really if you just gave Simon the Multiversal Labyrinth that should be all she wrote. Kyle loses to that easily
If the Anti-Spiral can erase the concept of titties then Simon could erase the concept of equations
Simon will be the first non-Marvel character to fraudcheck a DC herald
He really does do the impossible…
Anyone that can manipulate info and data can do this too. Math is also information on top of being a concept as well.
Because it annoyed me right now. Issue?
I am going to bed. None of you better jinx this, believe in the spiral the way you believe in the getter.
Hypocrite lmao
Simon already has a case for being able to user the Anti-Spiral's power. Namely, the probability manipulation they use against the Anti-Spiral were copied off of what the Anti-Spiral showed to them. Either the power the Anti-Spiral uses is analogous to Spiral Power, or just restrained Spiral Power. I guess that makes sense because they are still spiral lifeforms technically.
the Life Equation has become nothing.
Death battle thinks raven can solo the entire marvel universe
Heard you wanted a GOOD matchup...
You're telling me DC's ultimate weapons can be defeated by anyone that can manipulate laws and logic since it's just math?
All toonforce characters do this.
Final night bingo...TAKE IT SIMON!
OUR HOPES!
yes, inferno cop solos DC
According to Death Battle, Apocalypse > Black Adam > Raven > Phoenix
soooo about the life equation...
Anti-Spiralbros...
Tbf they did say apoc won cuz energy drain
Yeah, I am. Issue?
good night
Black Adam > Raven
That’s only if they used the Unkindness. Which they didn’t.
It is pretty funny that I don't think anyone has ever brought up Simon's power copying while talking about shit Hal did back in the 70s that Kyle has never been show to do once
And yet the DCtroons are crying that Kyle is getting muh downplayed
probability is just a branch of mathematics
this means simon can manipulate math
the life equation is just math
Anti-Spiral can control and life and death
Can just will shit into existence
is beyond dimensions already
ohnononono...
YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO POINT THAT OUT
You can make a case Simon could copy Kyle's powers but he really doesn't it.
Hal Jordan is a pedophile
conceptual erasure
simon scales to this
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Kill yourself listtroon.
I shan’t be opening another thread until the fight airs tomorrow. To my Kylebros - not the DCfags, not the weird cucky poster guy, not the tripfag - my KYLEBROS, say it with me now.
In brightest day
In darkest night
No evil shall escape our sight
Let those who worship evil’s night beware our power
GREEN LANTERN’S LIGHT!
Good luck to the Gurrenfags.
the funniest thing which I don't think I've seen mentioned is that they actually did scale simon above inferno cop in the blog and say logically he should be able to do anything any triggerverse character can do
more real than half of kyle's 'feats' too
If Simon just stood there, could Kyle kill him with time travel?
good night kylebro and good luck to you as well. hope raj doesn't ruin it for everyone tomorrow
HOLY KEK
That's just fucking funny.
IMAGINE IF THIS IS THE REASON KYLE JOBS
I-FUCKING-MAGINE
How can anyone be so fucking stupid as to claim this dc herald is the underdog?
fuck dc and hope they lose tomorrow
Goodnight bro, Let's hope the animation is good
we all know this isn't possible
Simon might actually just be able to copy the life equation since the anti-spiral already does something similar
so you're saying it's impossible, huh...?
Marvel Heralds>DC heralds
Erased the concept of breasts
Truly the greatest threat in fiction
IN BRIGHTEST DAY, AS DARKEST ILLS, NO HEAVEN OR SPACE CAN STOP MY DRILL, WE SHINE ALIGHT AS POWER FILLS
BECAUSE NOTHING CAN CONTAIN OUR WILLS!
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Emerald Heroes is a banger.
Honestly the only case you need for Simon being able to use the Anti-Spiral's powers is that he can literally just the Anti-Spiral has Spiral Power and can do literally anything Simon could do because of it, the main example being the Anti-Spiral Giga Drill Break. According to the novel what a GIga Drill Break is:
A Giga Drill is a COLLECTION OF MATERIALIZED SPIRAL ENERGY. Gurren Lagann and Ark Gurren Lagann, which require enormous power, can be substantiated for a certain period of time during battle. This is because the operator's burden is too heavy. However, the Super Galaxy Gurren Lagann always wears their gigantic Giga Drills on both shouldiers. This is possible only if there is a transcendental spiral engine that produces Super Spiral Power. It was also a symbol of the overwhelming power of the Super Galay Gurren Lagann.
How can anyone behave as much of a faggot as you?
Fuck DC and TTGL and hope it ends in a tie tomorrow
I confess thus. I have never listened to any iteration of Will of the Drill. And I never shall.
Simon and Kyle work together and drill through the screen, Destorying India
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I'm guessing thats from a yates song because it sounds like something he would write.
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これ で 1 銀河 レベル 1 銀河 レベル ぐらい です ね。 相当 でかい ん だろ う な。 だから 1 銀河 レベル という こと は 頭 の てっぺん から つま先 まで 3人 ぐらい か な。 光 の 光 の 速度 で 10 万 年。 だ ぜ、 10 万 光年 だろ。 そんな もん も な さ が あり ます よ ね。 だから 下 から 上 まで 行こ う と 思っ たら 大変 な ん だ よ。 大変 です よ。 もう 全然 行け ない です よ。 時速 2 キロ で 動い て ん の って 話 だ な。 これ 相当 な こと だろ う な。 光速 です よ ね。 だから 動い てる の は ね。 光速 で 10 万 年 かかる、 10 万 で 1 そう な ん です よ ね。 超 のろい スピード の パンチ じゃ ない です か。 これ はね、 そうですね、 つまり こう パンチ を 振りかざし てる 宇宙 と それ から 途中 の 宇宙 と で 殴っ てる 時 の 宇宙 を 瞬間 的 に 宇宙 が 連続 し てる わけ な ん だ よ。 だから 光 で は なく て も すごい スピード で 走っ てる よう に 見える わけ ね。 アニメ の 原理 と 一緒 な ん です ね。 1 分間 に 24つ 宇宙 が 選択 し てる わけ な ん だ。 1 秒間 か。 それ は いら ない。 そんな 説明 な ん だ よ。 そんな。 そういう こと か。 大丈夫 だ よ。 まあ これ で ようやく 同じ 大き さ で 戦える よう に なる。 ジェノム が ここ で 久しぶり に 肉体 を 持っ て くる と、 みんな が こんな 色 だっ た の か って びっくり し て た みたい です ね。 スタッフ も う わぁ、 こんな 色 って。
This is about one galaxy level. It must be pretty big. So one galaxy level is about three people from head to toe. 100,000 years at the speed of light. 100,000 light years. There's not much of that. So if you try to go from the bottom to the top, it's really difficult. It's really difficult. You can't go at all. They say it's moving at 2 kilometers per hour. That must be pretty big. That's the speed of light. So it's moving. It would take 100,000 years at the speed of light, so it's 1 in 100,000. Isn't it a super slow punch? Well, that's because the universe where the punch is being thrown and the universe in between are connected for an instant. That's why it looks like it's running at a high speed even though it's not the speed of light. It's the same principle as anime. 24 universes are selected per minute. In one second? That's not necessary. That's the explanation.
Well, that's because the universe where the punch is being thrown and the universe in between are connected for an instant.
TTGL is basically as fast as it wants to be.
The instrumental is fine
wait wait if Simon pulls Kyle into the Super Spiral Space can't he just take Kyle's ring with just a thought
The track in the sneak peak already sounds better imo.
Matchu for Gai Shishio? Needs more mecha
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Also here's the final source for TTGL tossing around universes
この シーン は テレビ で 見 て 最高 だっ た から こそ、 あの テレビ だ と ちょっと こう 認識 でき ない ところ が ね、 速 すぎ て ね、 ぴょんぴょん し ます けど。 どういう こと です か? あれ はね、 間違っ た 銀河 です ね。 あれ やばい。 今市 さん さすが に これ 銀河 間違え てる よ って 言っ た けど、 面白い から いい や っていう、 そっ か 間違っ た 解釈 で 銀河 を 投げ て 投げ られる よう な もん だ から。 そう か そう か。 つまり この 銀河 は 宇宙 は 認識 宇宙 だ から 飛ん だり 跳ね たり 投げ たり できる 宇宙 って 考えれ ば 大丈夫 な ん だ よ。 そっ か。 でも シナリオ 宇宙 の 段階 で 中島 さん の 方 から あの 銀河 手裏剣 って 何 です か? って 話 に対して ピュー と 投げれ ば いい ん です よ って 言っ て た の が、 もう そろそろ 発端 だ と 投げ て。 昔 から いろいろ おかしい です から。 おかしい よ ね。 認識 おかしい です から。 間違っ てる ん じゃ ない から 大丈夫 大丈夫 大丈夫。 ぎゅ って 丸める の か と 思っ たら、 その まんま って 面白い です よ ね。 やっぱり ものすごく 高速 回転 し て から きっと 硬く なっ て ん だ ね。
This scene was amazing when I saw it on TV, but it was a little hard to understand on TV, it was too fast, and it was bouncing around. What does that mean? That's the wrong galaxy. That's bad. Imaichi-san said that this galaxy is wrong, but he said it's funny so it's okay, so it's like throwing a galaxy with a wrong interpretation. I see, I see. In other words, this galaxy is a universe that can fly, bounce, and be thrown, so if you think of it as a universe that can fly, bounce, and be thrown, it's fine. I see. But when Nakajima was in the Universe scenario and asked "What is that galactic shuriken?" he said that it would be fine if he just threw it, and now he's throwing it because it's about time to start. There's been a lot of weird stuff going on since way back. It's weird, isn't it? It's a weird perception. It's not wrong, so it's okay, okay, okay. I thought it would be rolled up, but it's funny that it's just the way it is. I guess it must have become hard after spinning at such high speed.
Since they galaxies (universes) are flying faster than light they can also somehow go massively FTL anyway.
Simon was specifically and deliberately chosen to beat a DC
Kyle lost 15-0 in the recent blog
Kyle also lost the first blog
vswiki against Kyle
Speedy wants Kyle to lose
Kyle lost the Death Battle cast discussion
reddit overwhelmingly votes Simon
youtube comments overwhelmingly for Simon
youtube prediction videos almost all for Simon
Kyle was ALWAYS the underdog and it's gonna be fucking GLORIOUS to see him win :)
B-but I thought TTGL was only galaxy level...
Already explained in previous threads buuut
its that they are space warriors that promote peace over conflict.
They got powers above the standard of the gods yet they make friends of their foes
Kirby made adeline, dedede and metaknight into his friends when they stared off as his foes.
and Luke believed in the good of his father, made a great jedi grandmaster and even married the sith assassin sent after him, Mara Jade.
(kirby loses his btw, but it would be emotional
"I am sorry little one."
cue luke's theme as he uses the mind walking technique and obliterates Kirby with a outversal force push
Simonfags are walking contradictions. He's a "hero" but he's killed more innocent people than Thanos. He's got every power and his setting is bigger but he's also the underdog. His willpower is absolute but he became a depressed hobo after his wife died. They insist on having it both ways and cry like little brats when you call them out on it.
You are lead water-drinking retarded, listroon
I find those connections vague and unconvincing
b-but muh DC Herald is-
Kyle by default is better for rooting for because Simonfags are annoying retards. Kylebros just need to kill that Raj faggot and we'll be golden.
[mindbroken babble]
yup yup
Thats the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
He's just sharing his idea there' s no reason to be rude and hateful.
Simon having unlimited energy + 1
whats wrong with drinking water?
name another space station exploding, pilot that fights for making friends out of his enemies even if they are considered the worst of the worst by the entire galaxy.
Cope morriganboy
Noooo why won't anyone think about the multiverse labyrinth and its fake people made to keep you occupied in a simulation
relax it's not that big of a deal
Does Triggerverse Ryuko beat Archie Shadow?
Simonfags don't think it was fake.
Simon's powers only work in a 2D place
so does bugs bunny
Nevermind that the Anti-Spiral is what made it, it bears the sin ultimately. All the more reason to end it.
Sorry to say this but you guys brought a lot of hate onto yourselves these past few weeks. You kinda made it serious.
Morriganboy?
Vague and unconvincing
I meant "fake" in the sense they don't actually feel. They are the same as "people" you'd see in a genjutsu.
I like how expressive Anti Spiral is in the manga version
yes
I like Luke vs Kirby, man.
Simon explicitly surpassed the 2D plane.
pocket universe
OH NONONO
You viciously attacked anyone that so much as implied Simon wasn't omnipotent. You deserve to lose in humiliating fashion.
Without cosmology wank and scaling babble I can see her having a chance
wait a minute
destined causality
did Simon defy his own fate
...The same universe that was stated as being infinite. Constructed by someone beyond dimensions and time.
Yup yup.
Aren't their minds uploaded directly into preexisting people in alternate universes with their own histories?
Okay. Whatever that means.
yes The show beats you over the head with this over and over, in a serious analysis I don't see how it could be ignored.
universe
Not gonna mention the extra-dimensional labyrinth because it's too easy.
Kirby wins because I like him more. Also the fact non-canon Luke is being used he probably destroys a galaxy or something like that
simoncuck arguments are all pure jeetbabble
Shut your faggot mouth you falseflagging BITCH.
It doesn't matter you nigger, none of that shit is actually affecting the death battle (par VSBW and G1, maybe?). Meanwhile Simojn has to fight against Swank. Also something something post your favorite 20 Kyle moments.
It's real but the problem with these retards saying this is that Avant Simon literally pulls Otoko Simon into his Core Drill and he's still alive, he's just sealed, they can even resist if they want to. The fact that we haven't seen anyone resist means there's no issue
multiverse and infinite universe mean more or less the same thing. I know it gets confusing
I remember someone floating the idea of either tossing Gai at either Getter or Mazinger but finding opponents for Super Robots that aren't more super robots is hard
Simojn
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE THREAD RAJ
You lost the ability to complain about Swank when you went after any adjective you could find in the guidebooks to claim omnipotence.
Simojn
Lowly Rajal lifeform.
non canon? I am sure most people would consider him way more canon than disney canon luke.
and at the bare mininum abeloth was considered a galaxy buster, and she was 12x stronger than luke at his peak.
With lore, she is low outeversal in her physical form, and even outerversal in her true form.
regadless, i like it cuz the fight potential imo
Post kyle punching a 2d object
His name is Simon Chinkasu.
Post that thread, cmon, because obviously it wasn't just a simon fag that was doing it, IN response to DC fags unironically trying to argue that the specter was omnipotent.
Here was Ultraguy's cosmos comparison for Xeno Trunks vs Archie Silver
Solaris is also supposed to be more powerful than anything in Archie
kyle gets wanked to omnipotent in 10 seconds in the analysis
okay, well, by the same standards you could use to wank kyle to that level, here's similar statements from si-
NOOOO FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU YOU CAN'T COMPLAIN ABOUT SWANK FUUUUUUCK YOU TIME FOR ANOTHER DELUGE OF NTR POSTS
kill yourself
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Thoughts? Document about Kyle v Simon.
[Mindbroken Headcanonbabble]
DONE.
Simojn
are you alright
And you believe them?
The shadow shit harlot is just emo bait for the staff.
Wrath of God? Heavier than eternity? Pfff. That's like, wall level.
Holy shit! It says "beyond time" in this one passage!
The only think your precious cuck is going to dig is his own grave.
literal streetshitters
Ah yes, I love it when Simonfags spam cuck and cropped gay nigger porn.
I don't understand. Why does everyone get his name wrong? It's not Simon Chinkasu its C-Mon Chinkasu. How do people keep screwing it up?
Literally their name is White Lantern Team
from Argentina
Did you just leak Boomstick's ending pun?
I scale to a guy who scales to a guy who scales to a guy
meanwhile Kyle in reality
Simonchads: Featsfeatsfeatsfeats, novelfeatsnovelfeats, audiocdfeatsaudiocdfeatsaudiocdfeats, mangafeatsmangafeatsmangafeats
this retard: AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
still waiting on a translation of this btw
The multiverse works on quantum physics mumbo jumbo where it becomes real when you observe it. No one was observing it, therefore it's not real.
Goku? Blew up 0.1% of his universe
I dont like starwars so I feel indifferent to the match up because of kirby
ESL Babble
>Wrath of God?
I guess that means that the Simpsons has a BOUNDLESS BEAST, because god exists. Retardo
Heavier than eternity? Pfff. That's like, wall level.
Eternity doesn't have a weight, for the love of god. NIGGER THE MOON WASN'T DESTROYED WHEN HE FALLED, and you are trying to argue that that the Spectre is some boundless deity, or something like that.
This guy? can't collapse the wave function
meanwhile Kyle in reality
Oops I dropped this image.
You know how Sonic scalers are, they will twist and bend this idea to make Super Sonic into some eldritch god and pump up any and all encounters to match to a higher interpretation of Solaris.
Anyway let me just post this calc again. 950 QUINVIGINTILLION JOULES. DC's Universe is literally a speck compared to this
Falled
I love it when Simonfags spam cuck and cropped gay nigger porn.
the literal last thread was an ntr schizo that posted his fucking dick
Nevermind that TTGL reverberates with INFINITE POWER and can just neg diff this feat.
Does that mean that you are getting your ass handed by an ESL? SAD.
shut up faggot, take your sensitive ass to Reddit
Everyone in these threads is brown and ESL.
Kyle's gonna feel the wrath of the fucking sun loooool
And in that same thread there was cropped gay porn of Kyle and that nigger green lantern.
Simonfags and Kylefags alike are fucking freaks, dude.
SIMON CHINKASU SIMON CHINKASU SIMON CHINKASU SIMON CHINKASU
I thought you were whining everyone on Youtube wasn't sucking spic dick?
Kylebros...
What the fuck are you talking about?
dude i just enjoy Anon Babble stuff I didn't ask for this
i want this shot in the fight
what fuck is a chinkmasu, sounds like an insult for Goku black
English? a BOUNDLESS BEAST no 4cuck user can overcome
the only thing simon is digging is his own grave
that's a good one anon, are you a writer for DB?
erases lantern rings from existence
kek & roo
he actually gets up right away from this because he was only slightly knocked back and btfo's the bad guy but no one ever posts that part
Hal BTFOed the bad guy.
post the next panel where simon says he's assman
Kylesissy...
I like how no one has really brought up the fact that Kyle fights regularly against a guy called 'Sonar' on a daily basis and sometimes gets bodied by him
No guesses on what SONAR uses to attack with, and how fast it travels
?????
he was trained by bruce and you're telling me he STILL sucks at hand to hand combat?
sex is the strongest force in the universe, the anti-spiral had to go ultra nofap to seal it
Um...Kylexixxters?
He got knocked out for 2 pages while Hal-aniki was dealing with the threat and Kyle had to go for sloppy seconds and close the portal they had behind him. But nice try, Kylebro
The sound barrier remains undefeated.
It makes sense, Spiral Power is carried on through gametogenesis, also known as sexual reproduction, the former Spirals getting it on every other hour isn't a shock
In exchange for Kyle jobbing, Jojo will win all of its future matches.
In exchange for Kyle jobbing, Hulk will make Godzilla kneel and squeal.
Can't believe they gave Simon Existence Erasure and Regeneration Negation at an abstract level. What the fuck does Kyle even do there?
Demi-Fiend bros...Swanked DIO is going to rape us.
In exchange for this match being over, we can play a children's card game
Tooru will 100% destroy 096
Valentine beats Armstrong pretty handily with Jojo speed autism
I don't know what the part 6 matchup is
Kira will somehow beat Adachi because uhhhhhh duraneg I guess
Joseph wins most if not all of his matchups
It's a Swank'd Jojo world, we're just living in it
Demi fiend. Are you going to let that punk beat you? Come on. You have fight left in you yet.
Nothing. Though I guess DB might feel lenient with the wank, we'll see.
In exchange for Kyle winning
The Raj streetshitter kills himself on stream.
ZAMN and they say kyle (according to DB) is STRONGER than HAL so that means kyle actually won.
VSBW made Mega Man X 2-C thanks to the GBColor game
Fucking based
Speedy wants Kyle to lose
It's over, he's gonna rig it again.
he took her fucking breasts
the anti-spiral deserved to die
In exchange for Kyle jobbing, Ash will make Yugi kneel and cope.
That is ridiculous lol. Zero died 3 times to stuff that was def not Universe level. And he's about as strong as X.
I activate mirror force in response to your kneel and cope!
Well, the argument is that he scales above the zero spaces he created as awakened zero + the gbcolor games affecting the mother computer, omega also messing up cyberspace and the real world with just being around too.
i dunno, i think X and Zero being low multi is peak
kek
Double win.
glad someone took up the slack when i got bored doing it
pointer, if you want to make him leave the thread, point out how he's known as the kaijurager on Anon Babble
That makes them stronger than both Sonic and Super Goku, although they are still getting speed blitzed
Yugi's not even fit to wipe Monster Rancher's Genki's ass. Cody from Robopon can fucking decimate Yugi. The dickhead from Yo-Kai Watch could maul Yugi.
OH YES!
HE'S GONNA GET
THE ASS VOID!!!
THE ASS VOID WILL WIN TOMORROW
probability alteration has done more harm than good; a probability cancer was capable of altering history so Kyle never obtained the Green Lantern ring
super goku is also 2-C in vsbw
martial from robopon should kill me with her tits
They are not if we're using VSBW.
I think Simon might actually win. does anyone else feel the same despite everything
Scales to only 6 universes however, Mega Man X cast is 27+
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aw nikofag desperate for attention. no (you)s for you
Simon is the current betting favorite, what d you mean "might actually win"
dont wanna compare em to other characters
just like that x and zero are 2-C
was always in his corner so nothing's changed for me.
Also that base Iris now solos several verses by just being a reploid
Swanked Dio will fraudcheck lorewanked Kratos
I always believed in the man who can do the impossible.
Define "dimension"
Lowballed Kratos will fraudcheck swanked Dio
People who could decimate Yugi
Ash Ketchum
Satoshi
Red
Manga Special Red
V-Tamer Taichi
Taichi Kamiya
Mameo
Ikki Tenryou of Medabots
Cody from Robopon
Tetto from Capcom's Metal Walker
Nathan Adams from Yo-Kai watch
Gingka Hagane from Beyblades
Hashimoto from Pocketzaurus
Genki from Monster Rancher
Genshi from Flint the Time Detective
Simon's probability alteration is literally Kyle's kryptonite
lol?
it's so over
everyone is still very much in the 'really? betting against a DC character in death battle?' phase in spite of how overwhelmingly it feels like simon should have this
What causes this mental illness? He even shuts up threads on Anon Babble as much as he can. It’s fucking weird. If it offends him that much he can at the very least not purposefully go into threads about that topic
Yugi use confiscation to take away Ash's pokeballs
GG
How many threads has Simon/Kyle won?
Kratos won all the threads so none btw
Shuts up
The best part is that all the faggotry about how 'Kyle resists fate manipulation' through the Speed Force is also debunked two pages later
and for the one faggot who was saying Kyle could somehow get it through resisting the Anti-Life Equation, Morrison wrote both this story and the one he resists the ALE KEK
If Morrison, fucking MORRISON, the literal backbone of all DC hyperwank, thinks you're weak to probability manipulation, you're cooked
Balls?
At this point virtually any Non-Marvel VS DC has no dramatic tension anymore.
Outside of the token DC loses from 2022 one can't really expect they're going to eschew that.
Maybe they could change but I find that unlikely.
aieeeeeeee
holy kek
AIEEEEEEEEE
Sonic? what are you doing here? Are we fighting? Huh? Why am i here?
*shits up
oh my fucking god
slower than probability
Flashbros...
there's no proof even Hal can resist probability manipulation
It's fucking over
Simon has a specific power even Hal fears
jesus this will either be extremely close or a fucking bloodbath
actually said aieee
Lmao, I can't believe people still read modern capeshit.
INFINITY NUMBER OF MISSLES THAT ALWAYS DO EFFECTIVE DAMAGE NO MATTER WHAT AND WILL ALWAYS HIT NO MATTER WHAT
pick a god and pray
Kyle needs to scream AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE when he gets fucked over by Simon's missiles
luke is for chompy mage
kirby is for combo man
And it's likely the specific power can be used passively through spiral power given how hard they defy destiny altogether. It also works on acausal beings.
You got that right.
kyle jobs to normal nuclear missiles
How is he supposed to handle superpowered scifi missiles?
the prophecy is coming true
isn't is possible they specifically chose a match-up where DC loses?
AIEEEEE!
KEKAROOOOO!!!
good luck kyle.
you're going to fucking need it
see
India will get nuked by Pakistani missiles
Kyle will get nuked by probability missiles
Kylejeets...
For everything that happened in these threads, no, I don't. I hope Kyle wins now.
>>>Kyle was ALWAYS the underdog
He says like as if capefags, reddit, and vsbw weren't shilling for Kyle to stomp because of LE illiteracy wank since the fight weas announced
It's going to be so glorious to see Simon make Kyle kneel and squeal like the little spic bitch he is.
the problem is that they could have chosen this matchup to basically say 'lol DC will never lose on this show unless it's joke/shit matchups/marvel' and have kyle win. the dramatic tension here being 'lol you expected the DC character to finally lose this time...? oh well! just will have to wait until next time!'
at that point even if they do 682 vs Doomsday I won't expect DC to lose, because they won't
Kyle after Simon traps the entire population of India and his entire fanbase in a multiversal labyrinth with universes where there are no designated shitting streets
I know it's a Hal thing, but do you think there's going to be a
Time, huh? Thanks for the tip
scene that ends up getting doing nothing?
Aieeeeeeeee
I don't think we're seeing the bigger picture here. Simon has a counter to the FUCKING SPEEDFORCE. PROBABILITY MANIPULATION SPECIFICALLY COUNTERS THE GOD DAMN
S P E E D F O R C E
Kill yourself, you dirty fucking streetshitter.
If Kyle wins what will happen?
Uh sorry nigger, but the streetshitters are on Kylespic's side.
A meltdown to eclipse Ben vs Hal happens.
oh well. Swank gonna Swank
Then Raj will go off his meds for the next week and spam cuckshit and this match will be remembered like Wally vs Sonic
Probably going to be a re-enactment of the infamous boot scene only for Simon to nodiff it by increasing his mech's size and saying something like "You think you can stomp ME? Just who the hell do you think I am?!"
AIEEEEEE
Counter for the Speed force
Fuck. what's left in DC that he doesn't counter?
Dumb faggot you're ALL streetshitters. Simonfags and Kylefags are actual subhumans that enjoy cuck, and gay nigger porn.
You lot disgust me. You even behave like jeets.
He can't counter DC's poor sales.
Fiction vs. Reality:
.>The key difference is that in fiction, "dimension" is often used as a narrative device to create alternate realities, while in physics, it's a more abstract concept related to the structure of space and time.
As a sciencefag I am still seething,
The cuckhold/NTR posters are literal streetshitters
KEKAROOO
DC has both of those and a third type.
y-yeah guys! there'll totally be a meltdown if kyle wins tomorrow! i-if simon wins? us DCbros will DEFINITELY be on our best behavior
No. Never bet against DC.
with Is mailey outer simon as a whole
the their.a Fan card to kyle
d'awww, the DC shitskinoids are trying to talk like real people, how cute
If Kyle loses I'm deleting my Reddit account
did a 7 year old write this
i wonder how many of those posters can give us their top 10 kyle moments
Leak is up on twitter. Kyle won.
post it
Leak is up on twitter. Simon won.
Leak is up on twitter. They both got cucked
Leak is up on twitter. Kratos won.
Leak is up on twitter. Kratos won.
Simon has better willpower, endurance, counters, and absorption feats
F
r/commentmitosis
how would these threads react if it ended in a draw?
which opponent would be more likely to turn their foe into a drone servant instead of killing them?
"copeout result"
or "swan did not let them say kyle loses"
third type.
what's that
I would assume everyone would hate it here and people on plebit and xitter willl be like oh muh wholsomerino they would be best buddies!!!! I hate death in a death battle show!!!!!
also all these posts? ALL ME
Ultron already did that to Sigma, Novel Kars also probably does that to AMAZO with Talk No Jutsu making it so they become friends
If Simon wins, these threads get Anon Babble'd
This also plays on loop
youtube.com
would actually probably be the best result to avoid a chimpout, but a draw is pretty much impossible in the context of the fight itself
even drawing against a high tier DC character would also probably set fags like off pretty bad since they need their shitty powerwank fantasies that they don't even read to stomp the competition
in 11 hours and 58 minutes the battle will begin
If they're using nu-kyle without pre-reboot feats he's getting fucked. hard.
Tick-tock.
the opera is today night
youtu.be
Tick-tock, little Simonfags.
SIMON CHINKASU
Why does anyone give a fuck about what death battle thinks? They've been so obviously wrong about so many fights.
Raj is getting cocky
KINGTOS places his bets with SIMON!!
Remember this Simonfags. Screenshot this Simonfags. The lion will always rape the small dog when it barks. And you have been barking.
someone points out a very specific weakness kyle has
jeets feel threatened all of a sudden
Tick-tock Simonfags. Tick-tock Kylefags. Counting down until you buy that rope and tie a knot.
Lord Shiva guides me!
TieGODS will win
I hope that the fight animation is good enough to make up for all this.
Tell lord shiva to clean up your rivers.
Simonfags you should have been humble and stuck to galaxy level. They you could have fought someone like Nova and gotten a small but respectful victory. Now you're gonna be the modern Ben 10. What do you think about that?
Kyle. Galaxy. NOW
I think it'd be funny if Simon actually did win. I wouldn't be surprised if Kyle won via swank, but I'd like to be proven wrong. I'm sorry you're getting worked up over this
Kill Simonfags behead Simonfags roundhouse kick a Simonfag into the concrete throw Simonfags into a drill
Just the other day they had Omni-Man beating a Super Saiyan. Death Battle actually thinks Nolan would make it out of Namek alive.
Other obviously wrong ones that come to mind are
Naruto vs Ichigo
Mewtwo vs Shadow
Hulk vs Broly
aiee
sooooo... got nothing to counter probability manipulation?
The same reason people care when they win a video game or some other bullshit that ultimately doesn't matter.
Kyle was drained and then ko'd by a city level explosion as white lantern. You should have stayed in city level little brother
Let's go over this one more time. which character has the overall better counters and is likely to win more often than not?
DCfags have been jerking themselves off for years about how unbeatable and epic they are for liking (not even actually reading) their characters who win every fight
finally get an opponent who can actually challenge them who isn't Goku (who's a joke at this point) and Sonic (who did not have nearly as strong of arguments as Simon does)
have an absolute fucking meltdown especially when their trusted blog turns against them
Anon Babble's old FUARKing hero scores one more decisive victory against the totality of comics battleboarding sperging then goes back to rest
Idk man it's just kinda cathartic
asura, kyle and yugi all losing in the same season
i think these threads would implode. the tripfags and copypasta faggots would never have a day of peace again
Kyle throws Simon behind the Source Wall
Watch as fades into a green light that fades into the darkness
Death Battle KO wall closes
It lingers for some reason
"WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!"
A drill comes through the wall, the camera pulling out to show Simon drilling through the Source Wall
Cringe or Kino? Call it
Would be kino, but only if they kept fighting and led to the final clash, the pacing would feel weird if he broke out and then immediately killed Kyle
reminder that whenever a character has multiple high end scaling and feats Death Battle usually only use the mid-ends
universal Sauron and Lich King? continent level
multiversal Doomguy? nuke level
5D wanked Kratos?? multi-universal
5D Lobo? Star level
Outerversal Dovahkiin? infinite universal
G1 also released Tarzan vs Kraven the Hunter
Disney Tarzan to be specific
g1-team.com
Simon unironically. Every time someone argues something for Kyle a comic panel magically appears with something that causes him to job that Simon has access to.
I'm enjoying this while it lasts, strong feeling we're about to get BTFO'd in 12 hours
Disney only
retarded, if Tarzan is getting stomped at least use all versions or at the very least all versions when he was a copyrighted character
CHADvel wins while DC takes an enormous loss
KEKYPOW!
Kino. Especially if Kyle says fuck it after seeing his win button no sold and flies straight at Simon to end the battle with a bear knuckle brawl between them(referencing how Simon did it to the anti spiral)
This is a rerun of Wally vs Sonic Ben vs Hal and Superman vs Goku. DC will win.
Difference is G1 sided with the DC characters
SIMON CHINKASU
Idk man this feels really. REALLY. REEAAALLY. close
x.com
"What happens when The King of the Monsters faces @marvel's God of Thunder? Could a version of Godzilla lift Mjolnir?"
Remember when Hulk vs Broly was a clean sweep?
Just how recent are Simon's argued wincons cause the episode was written months ago
No you see this time DC will lose
I'm sorry but I see a pattern.
Remember when Omnidock was a clean sweep?
and Hulk vs Godzilla is just going to be a rerun of this except better because it'd be against two chads beyond chads and it won't have listroon around crying about DC and posting his shit taste
really the only controversy I predict happening during the wait is if TOBA should be allowed or not
the episode was written months ago
Source?
How was the Wally vs Sonic and Ben 10 vs Hal G1?
? Could a version of Godzilla lift Mjolnir?"
I don't think Goji could even pick it up
Not because of worthiness or anything, I think he literally can't pick it up off the ground
It’s gonna be some sort of upset victory at a World Cup game where hooligans flip cars and light shit on fire if Kyle loses, expect it’ll be fat nerds furiously typing cuck memes and shitting on DC, the Death Battle sub is already mind broken at the 15-0 on G1 so it won’t just be here either
Basic production
Animation takes time, recording takes time, etc
Goji is worthy
Could you imagine they don't include Otoko and Kyle still loses with the Life Equation?
Solos your verse
Wally stomped 10-3 I think?
Hal looks like he won 8-0
I hope Simon wins but I know how DB works...
Do you mean guidebook/novelization/manga stuff like that? Just Otoko doesn't give Simon a lot beyond the 20D thing and 'lol burst through the manga panel'
Wow, Ben got zero votes? Crazy. I thought Alien X would at least get him a couple.
...of a beating
looks like Wally won 12-3, and some of the people who voted Wally worked on the Simon blog
Alien X's winning strategy is erasure....which Hal already resisted so it was rendered null
He's also much slower so he was gonna get blitzed
every single person thought Hal statstomped, outhaxed and or beat X in a straight fight kek
look I'm gonna be honest Ben was never going to win in the first place. He's the personification of "borrowed time".