Should have been Hal
Death Battle
WITH EVERY TURN WE MOVE FORWARD, THAT'S HOW A DRILL WORKS
OH YES!
HE'S GONNA GO
3 - 0
we're doing a sequel
TEAR A HOLE IN THE SKY
LEAVE ANOTHER WORLD BEHIND
Except the world where Kamina cucks you
That’s a multiversal constant
d'awwwwww
“Has Yoko cheering him on”
No he doesn’t
We're back by popular demand...
G1 blog btfo'd Raj
Huh neat
d'awwwwww
what are you a woman?
“Yoko you have LEFT and BETRAYED me for the HUNKY gaijin man BIG BRO KYLE???!!! YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOO”
Okay, so, you mean to tell me that those G1 fuckers made us wait until Saturday just to say "uh yeah Simon sweeps"? What the actual fuck was the point of that?
No as a simonbro I am a genderfluid transwoman like Leeron there are many of us in the ttgl community and we are valid and we support eachother
Canon
GOLD
Threadly reminder: When you see a cuck/NTR poster, you're seeing a buck-broken Indian spam his fetish
Come on everybody, strike up the band!…
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE SIMON VS KYLE. THERE ARE OVER 37 TRILLION CELLS THAT MAKE UP MY BODY. IF THE WORD 'HATE' WAS CARVED INTO EACH ATOM OF THOSE TRILLIONS OF CELLS IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I HAVE FOR SIMON VS KYLE IN THIS MICRO INSTANT. HATE. HATE.
Oh my sun disk
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE? WE DON'T CARE ABOUT SEX, GENDER OR ANY OTHER CRAP FORCED UPON US BY BIRTH! WE DECIDE WHO AND WHAT WE ARE BY OUR OWN HANDS! A CHOICE MADE BY US TO FOLLOW THROUGHOUT ALL OF THE INFINITE UNIVERSES!
You think things would be better if we focused on what we like about the characters instead of trying dunk on them all the time?
g1-team.com
For those who want a gander
I remember when Simon said this and I came out to my 80 year old wheelchair bound dad and pushed him down the stairs for being a bigot like Kyle. That happened.
I think things would be better if this guy who apparently is writing his law dissertation would go back to doing so instead of seething nonstop for weeks about some stupid fanfic match
ROW ROW FIGHT DA PATRIARCHY!!!
Kyle doesn't have Invincible popularity
Kyle literally has gay friends though.
Anon everyone here is a streetshitter pretending to be white. It's always gonna be "BLOODY BASTARD YOU BLOODY BASTARD BLOODY" and "DO NOT REDEEEEEEEM" here.
Bueno...
Simon literally IS gay though
15-0
Dayum
EXCELENTE
Who? No.. you can't mean Cuckanon?
YIKES
A reminder to Simonfags to remain humble, because if he loses it’s not going to look good for you.
ZOINKS
Simonfags
humble
Pick one.
Unironically, how many more times do you need it to be confirmed that Kyle loses until it gets through your head?
No I’m Proud to be Kamina’s cucky worshipper just like Cucky Simon!!!!
you know what fuck it could Simon beat The Scooby Gang?
what even was the voting tally last time? does anyone remember?
Those g1 nobodies had to ignore Kyle’s time travel and say it never happened anon. You need to recognise red flags when you see them
I can have hope. Just like I have hope that we can eventually get back to a world where VSBW jargon isn't the king of the ring.
Is Nia prettier than Kyle's dead gf
Shaggy scales to Superman through Multiversus and Yoko is horny for dogs so no
I'm aware. I'm going to ride this high until the worst happens though.
Last time tally was 2 for Master Chief- and 8 for Doom slayer
Next question, who should I fight in a Death Battle?
simon vs kyle is just an attempt to cope about all the other dc fights
Raj
I can’t believe Big Bro Scooby cucked Simon…
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Simon took all but 1-2 and that was only due to life equation wankery/consideration
Illiteracy
because death battle has a way of ignoring shit. remember the bardock sweep until death battle said "sun disk"
oh my fucking god man we get it you're a porn addict
Whether or not we win tomorrow. Let us all unite and laugh at capeshit together.
Nope I just love Gurren Lagann and worship Simon’s BULL Kamina the same way Cucky Simon does
I don’t care if the blog says he loses once.
I don’t care if they say he loses twice.
I don’t care if the half baked podcast debate says he loses.
I don’t even care if some “leaker” says that he lost.
I believe in the me that believes in Kyle, because I think he’s a cool character.
Reminder
I’m practicing my thrusts, we’re gonna go for DAYS
Well they also had their supermassive planet Viltrum which they only arrived at through physics that would in turn be incompatible with the feat.
Why would it be incompatible?
You think it is his dumb mask that makes him less popular?
Because fictional planets MUST follow real life rules.
Ultra Instinct Shaggy is canon
Ultra Instinct Shaggy was birthed from and scales to Gohan Blanco
Gohan Blanco was a creation of and scales to /dbs/
/dbs/ was raided by Sharty and then counter raided Sharty and ultimately won in the end
Sharty took down Anon Babble
Ultra Instinct Shaggy = Gohan Blanco = /dbs/ > Sharty > Anon Babble
this is also not including the fact that Gohan Blanco was so powerful he breached his way into Toriyama's mind which resulted in the creation of Ultra Instinct and Beast Gohan
a 'probability cancer' just straight up BTFO Kyle
I actually completely forgot about this arc in Morrison's JLA, there was no need for all that Major Disaster and Wally stuff
Canon.
Shaggy scales to Superman AND Goku? FUARK!
holy FUARK... They might just be strong enough to handle base Kratos...
No the mask makes him look distinctly different the dumb gloves on the other hand might be the reason
Luigi is fucked if they bring up OG Ultra Instinct Shaggy with /dbs/ scaling
4 votes for Simon and 2 for Kyle last time
I just think the threads will be funnier if kyle wins
listroon meltdown
would be funny
Yo these niggas made Simon's VSBW profile look like downplay, look at this shit
sealing resistance
regeneration scaling from Avant Simon
be Simon
show up to dbg fight in Gurren Lagann, copying Kamina Aniki as hard as I can
opponent walks in
SSSSSSSSSMOKIN’
it’s The Mask
green-faced cartoon lunatic wearing zoot suit
w-well what can he even do he doesn’t even worship Kamina
Mask pulls out bike pump from his hat and stabs it into my shoe
guffaws “BIIIIIIIGGER iiiss BETTER!”
he jams on it and Gurren Lagann inflates like a balloon, then pops
I fall out of cockpit in white boxers
"EXTRA EXTRA SMALL" printed on front, Yoko points and laughs at me
try to summon spiral energy, it's not going up
Mask hands me a little blue pill
"Take one of these, gets your spirit drill spinning again, if ya know what I mean."
I swallow it desperately and it blows up in my face. Covered in black soot and a red mouth, I look like a Minstrel show
cue laugh track
flailing, I try punching him
he easily dodges by stretching his neck
does a backflip over me
WHOOHOO!
when he lands Mask puts on Kamina glasses
"You wouldn’t hurt your Biiiig Brooooo would ya?!"
“K-KAMINA ANIKI??!!! R-R-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER, WH-WH-WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM…”
he rips them off, slaps me with them and they break
"Ooh! I’ll take Insecure Manlet for $500, Jim!"
screaming with tears running down my chubby face, I go super edgy and fuse with Anti-Spiral
The Mask whips out a dialphone and calls in his elite superteam: the Looney Tunes
Road Runner blitzes me
Bugs Bunny pokes my Kamina mech in the eyes
Daffy Duck dropkicks me into a black hole labeled “RELEVANCE”
try one last attack
“This is for Nia!!!”
Mask pulls out marriage certificate
Too late “Little Bro”, we eloped in Vegas last night!
She appears at his side and they make out in front of me
I get a boner and scream in agony as my Spiral Power leaves me and I am sucked into the abyss
later
sobbing in bottomless pit of irrelevance
Mask moonwalks in front of camera playing the saxophone
THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU BOOGIE THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU DANCE
The only reason I want Kyle to win is because the meltdowns would be hysterical
you forgot the greentext arrows. retard
THEY GAVE HIM EXISTENCE ERASURE
scaling from a simon who no longer exists in the multiverse, because he is your former life
These guys need to read their own books instead of vswiki pages
me too
Wiat a minute.
Otoko Simon is a mangaka? And Had his own smevil sekf in Avant Simon? Like Kyle and Oblivion ?
How deep does this go?
it's just going to be KYLE-ANIKI yabbaposts, and anything funny that happened that episode.
AND RESISTANCE TO EXISTENCE ERASURE
ok but would he use it in-character?
Kyle better win tomorrow otherwise DCbros are NOT going to like this.
Sounds like peak comedy to me.
does the blog mention anything about the confetti beam?
no one cares about that
they gave kyle the ability to straight up wipe simon from existence and simon still 15-0's lmao
Which is still funnier than anything Simon posters could come up with. Hate to break it to you but Cenawinslol will always be funnier than whatever cuck edit posts you already have ready.
Nope. Most of the feats Anon Babble brought up aren’t there either. It’s a lot of reddit shit like saying Simon is “iconic” and calling kyle a skinny white boy lol
Confetti beam ignored because it sweeps fiction
NO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! I'M IN CHARGE HERE!
yeah because the LE just sucks shit and isn't a reliable option against a giant drill coming at you at light speed
Kyle btfo by probability hax
Probability chads win again
BIG BRO PAUL!!!
Peter Parker said this
No, they straight up said Kyle being able to erase Simon was actually an ability he should be able to do even with his shitty control of the Equation, except Simon just says fuck you and wins anyway
I'll be praying to my Superman poster tonight... We CANNOT lose this
then fuck this blog, they went downhill after they peaked with giving Popeye a shotgun, they knew what they were doing back then man
HE'S TOO POWERFUL STOP THE COUNT
*wink*
neron amped major disaster
For clarity's sake
“Comparable in hand to hand combat”
No the FUCK he’s not, Kamina and the chicken have some words to say
No, they gave Simon the ability to resist
Simon just says fuck you and wins anyway
Yeah that tracks
I don't really see why that matters, his control of chaos theory and probability still just amounted to 'shine a light into a helicopter which causes them to eventually fuck up Wally's route so he gets trapped by a truck', not 10^68 missiles hitting you acausally
Simon just says fuck you and wins anyway
sounds in-character lol
Nia was the reason
Makes sense to me. That is literally what happened. Nia maintained her existence even though by all means she could have ceased.
Damn this was “winning” bro?
"If Roche isn't doing it for you, this planet also supports five moons in its orbit, and even the smallest is a perfect sphere, meaning its own gravity shaped it. At minimum, a moon like that must have a diameter of 600 kilometers, or 370 miles. Comparing this to the planet's diameter, we can tell this world is nearly 14 times larger than Earth."
They used gravity to justify their Viltrum size even though a consistent application of this would also mean that Viltrum couldn't possibly be a life sustaining planet.
Also they misapplied the Roche Limit and straight up got info wrong about Viltrum's history. The ring of bodies were artificially deposited into place rather than formed from a gravitational interaction with a smaller object. It also wasn't in place for more than 1.5 thousand years since it not only happened within Nolan's lifetime, but also while Conquest and Kreeg were at ages visibly similar to when they are seen in the present.
YIPE
I swear if that shit is the actual reason for why Kyle beats Simon then I will eat confetti
Anon no! You'll become confettiversal and destroy us all!
Kingtosfetti
Post any latern transmuting something the size of a galaxy-infinite multiverse.
Kyle losing would lead to more meltdowns
it wasn't the only reason, their regen for Simon was fucking busted as shit
Surprised they didn't bring up Kamina just straight up coming back from the dead, but that's not really in-character for Simon I guess
the sword vs giga drill breaker leak might be real if i'm honest
Shit wasn't expecting an outright sweep
nobody gives a fuck about Kyle except for here
By the way, some of the sources are novel links
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CAAAAAAAANNNNOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN
What do you suppose Swank means by this?
They are so mad.
Remember what STTGL does when it first manifests?
reddit is already seething there are way more angry DC fags that unironically care about their shitty little cosmology than there are TTGL fans that just want to see Simon win because it'd be cool
Its kinda sad how many people these threads have revealed to prefer Nia over Yoko. Just...really sad.
To instill fear for the non DC character fans
Yoko’s pussee…it was too stanky and marinating…
Nope. Didn’t watch the show lol
Oh please, don’t act like Gurren posters weren’t schizposting this entire month trying to analyze literally anything that might suggest Simon lost.
Kyle jobs
"My bad"
Stomps on the universe with its gigaverse sized timbs
“Where DID your wife put my invitation?”
You know what. All of you are streetshitters and I hope this fight ends in a tie so nobody wins. You fucking jeets have shit up these goddamn threads for the past month now and I gotta deal with another Simon Kamina cuck copypasta I'm gonna make sure Pakistan blows the fuck out of India and wipes it off the map. Fucking turdworlders ruin everything. Fuck DC, fuck TTGL, and especially fick that Raj motherfucker spamming these threads. Kill yourselves.
probably a red herring
oh yeah good catch
youtu.be
there were people on the VS thread actually discussing the VS aspect of the match
meanwhile the DCbros were constantly spamming cuckshit and posting pictures of little boys jerking off they had saved to their hard drives
huh
I AM SIMON AND IM HERE TO SAY
KAMINA CUCCKS ME EVERYDAY
he's saying it's a stomp...for simon
So....was this hype season better or worse than Wally West vs Archie Sonic?
I think Simon wins we're gonna see the fallout of what would have happened had Sonic won
Dude they gave Simon regeneration at a QUANTUM LEVEL
God forbid people want the capecuck to get humbled for once. DC posters in particular have been acting like they're the top dog for years and expect you to suck their dick all the time. They don't even bother arguing most of the time.
That's exactly what Lordgenome did.
Not at all what I meant and you know it. The singular faggot cuckposting doesn’t change that GLfags were trying to decode a tweet from Tiki to see if he meant that Simon lost or won.
He was canonically holding back at the time according to the film version. He was afraid that if he let loose during that frame of time that he might end up pulling a Lordgenome.
Can you make sure Pakistan gets nuked too? Add Bangladesh as an extra too
It's pretty funny, I don't think anyone here brought up how Kyle trying to use the Life Equation in his fight against Oblivion was destroying him especially given how much attrition and endurance are key to this fight
Wally VS Sonic was more organic and entertainingly retarded. Gurren VS Kyle would be closer if not for cuckfag spamming
Kylesisters… I’m literally queefing nonstop, are we really about to get fraudchecked into the stratosphere?
See Nah.
Hope we get some cool shit like Kyle invoking all Seven Entities + the Life Entity to clash vs STTGL or them hitting each other so hard the force knocks both of them to each edge of the universe and through the Source Wall almost as if to fake out a draw before they both break through again
Pretty sure Kyle being shit with the LE and it draining him / being a detriment far more often than not came up a fair amount of time.
You got an ID to fuck Miss Yoko? No ID No Orgy
If it doesn't show Simon drilling through the source wall then it's failed. Everyone wants to see it
They should do the clash with the entities making up Kyle drill and have each entire destroyed while also forcing Simon down to lower and lower forms till it comes down to Kyle and Simon first fighting
worse
Wally vs Sonic was legendary this is just sad and somehow worse then the previous Kickstarter season waiting periods
Worse. Wally VS Archie Sonic was magical autism
relying on an intentional screwjob
Not a good look, Kylesister… I think we’re fucked…
Simon's Spiral Power rate is higher than Kyle's power rate
the final battle more than likely is going to be STTGL vs Kyle with the emotional spectrum. they basically teased that happening already.
There was more actually talking about the fight this time, and it was actually exciting on some level when people were doing that
The one (or god forbid, two) guy who spammed all the cuckshit against TTGL after saying he didn't like the match instead of just leaving unfortunately ruined the whole thing and made it way less pleasant
Probably would have been about equal if it hadn't been for cuckposting//dbs/style-posting already being by fullswing at this point and only made exponentially worse
God forbid people want the capecuck to get humbled for once. DC posters in particular have been acting like they're the top dog for years and expect you to suck their dick all the time. They don't even bother arguing most of the time.
Kek. Renember the time a SMT fag brought the universal sized walmart?
People talk about Wally vs Sonic, but the people at their autistic general on Anon Babble didn't give a shit. They were too busy talking about ships, IDW vs Archie, Zavokposting, and Crash Bandicoot raping Shadow.
No. Did you get that mixed in with DC? Whether you did or not I wouldn't even be surprised.
Thoughts?
? The universal sized walmart was definitely from SMT.
it does seem like they believe Kyle's orange light could potentially beat Simon, but because it's one weapon in a huge amount of them and not something Kyle even goes for in-character that it isn't reliable
At least not reliable compared to 10^68 missiles and Simon just drilling him
Plot twist, it’s a trillion Zimbabwe dollars
no it was SMT I remember that too
We're talking about these threads. The sonic fanbase is so fragmented that they don't really give a shit about each other. Like vidya Sonicfags will shit on comic Sonicfags.
It’s a poetic punishment for smxhoosing temporary possessions over eternal WISDOM
Realistically what can Kyle even do against G1 Simon?
hard mode: no confetti beam
confe- oh…
Even though it's worse I thought it was Still hype, cuckposting got old but Bueno, city Level, and Translation autism was entertaining, Alongside a capefag BTFO himself
Tiem travel.
They made a big deal over trying to skip that over. But we know Death Battle is gonna use it.
corndog
What’s a tyillion? New nigger word?
I got you confused because of what you were replying to. Regardless that's funny. QRD?
quads
YES CONFETTI BEAM
They're not. They're just gonna say he's acausal / vortex beam no sells it and move on.
I don't think really think DB is going to autistically pore over +8 or -8 minutes or whether Simon is acausal or not or whatever the fuck people were talking about, they'll probably just say 'timeline missiles so yeah he probably counters'
I-i can't!
If Confetti Beam wins, I declare it to be KINGfetti
Swank Surpasses All
Kratos taught Kyle how to use the confetti beam btw
they did bring up time travel btw (in the same breath as the life equation)
ohnonono dcsisters...
G1 Simon says fuck you
neat
how does timeline missiles stop you when you go back in time? you just destroy/tank/avoid the missile and then you continue doing what you were doing at that point in time. Like just because missiles are shooting at kyle while in the hospital room where simon is being born doesn't suddenly stop him from being able to kill infant simon
Who's cooking?
Kyle and his Famous Corndogs
1) guaranteed to hit him and kyle is a squishy human underneath his shields
2) death battle is not going to give this much of a shit about an ability kyle has barely ever used before, time travel wasn't actually the reason hal beat ben/alien X
Godzilla since he's a friend to all
FUARK HES A BOUNDLESS BEAST AND HE CAN COOK TOO
hulkbros get them to consider a different match
If I renember correctly, SMT fags were baiting DC fags with their universal sized walmart, and of course, DC fags had a massive meltdown about it.
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It waws basically "okay the walmart was stated to be an universe...But it it is a walmart, so it doesn't count...Anyways, now that I got your attention, I will explain you how the flash is boundless"
death battle is not going to give this much of a shit about an ability kyle has barely ever used before
what makes you say that
When Simon gets Time Huhd tomorrow you will receive no mercy
i'm actually swan
heh, I'll just shrug that off and keep g-AIEEE NOT 10^68 MISSILES ALL TARGETED TO MY SPACETIME ZONE HAL HELP
and I'm a duck
Can G1 Simon beat Superman?
If you’re really Swan, post yourself sucking DIO’s cock like he always does.
SMT
Links Saint Seiya
Was this on purpose?
checked gold
singles mold
CTRL+F walmart, retardo bro
gets ganged by a gazillion time traveling missiles
Try again.
SWANSWANSWANSWANSWAN
While walking my dogs I found two geese and their goslings today
Does it mean anything?
he can just open a portal and redirect them to simon's back
It's really funny how G1 claims this is a 'close match, bro totally could be a 51-49 tie' at the end but then say Kyle's literal singular wincon is weird Larfleeze soulshit he's never done and they basically he said he might never actually do in the first place
A DC herald with the full power of the DC cosmology getting fucking Gioker'd might actually be the funniest outcome on the entire show
superman HAS no limits!!!
he said he might never actually do in the first place
I mean it's flimsy because he split it up into seven parts didn't he
"herald"
actually scales to the entire cosmology and then some
What the fuck is a herald then? That word has lost all meaning. We used to say skyfather (Odin, Zeus) for the tier above that and then abstract above that (Eternity, Galactus). What the fuck is a herald? Could Kyle beat Galactus?
And before anyone claims, yes they do say that Kyle is basically the strongest thing in DC short of shit like the Presence
So yeah, unless they scale Superman higher somehow Simon would fucking murder him kek
:I
location embodies the platonic concepts of GREED and GLUTTONY and takes on the form that represents that; a wallmart
universal
What are they talking about? It's an OUTERVERSAL Wallmart.
superman would just melt simons brain from inside the mech though
Obviously that is a god sign to kidnap those two geeses in case Simon loses, and held them hostages.
Dimension and time
That kind of sounds like their intention was Space-time there
But they were hissing at me when I tried to pass
This place peaked with the walmart discourse.
It happens here nowadays even. There are people acting like Archie Sonic sucks and is weaker than Game Sonic now.
The truth is that they both cap at planetary in their super forms.
that sounds like a reach honestly
No. You're thinking of the Life Equation. THAT doesn't beat Simon fucking kek
They're talking about the orange light manipulation Kyle would theoretically have access to via his ring
It used to mean 'vaguely planetary-star-solar system level characters' because that's what the Surfer was seen as back then. Above them would be teambuster/galaxy/universe buster types like Skyfathers, and then Abstracts which were conceptual/high dimension type shit.
Then power inflation happened at some point to jerk Superman to omniversal and everybody followed suit.
It's also funny to me to call Kyle a herald when he got absolutely bodied by Surfer himself back in the day.
Post Superman melting through an imaginary, yet real quantum construct the size of a multiverse.
If Simon wins, I will ask out a girl before summer ends
Speaking of Surfer. I think Surfer vs Manhunter was one of the better cape battles because of the unique tone it had in the battle.
Victory comes with no certain satisfaction. I may never know why we were made to fight. If violence is ever truly justified. But perhaps, there is something... worthy in the battle.
Something... beyond my understanding
Kino.
Big "The End" text
When he melted through Dominus’ real yet imaginary MULTIVERSE just by sheer power of will
I wonder if a universe-sized planet or store and its ramifications have ever been written about in a sci-fi story. Like obviously really fucking big planets, or a planet-sized store are things, but like, for an even grander scale.
If Simon loses, you must become a Kylechad and actually do that irl, instead of worshipping a BULL like simon and only saying you will
universe-sized planet
I hate sounding like a broken record, but xianxia has those (ergenverse and Empereor domination).
Alright so now that the prediction blog is up and has all that info to read, any arguments you can make or info you disagree with? At least in regards to what the characters can do and such is that info accurate?
They skipped over a big subheading (time travel) ignoring that was a big subject in the last Green Lantern battle
Also important storylines were missing like Ion
They literally didn't you fucking retard
Read the thing yourself, anon
They have an individual section just about timetravel, where they say “uuuhh, we’re not going to do this because he just can’t, ok?”
Yours is only bringing it up in the section about simon’s missiles and hiding from them, not about the subject of killing simon in the past which is why it’s a factor to begin with.
Kratos shops there btw
You should do it, a fanspiction channel shouldn't dictate your life. I believe in you
This image would be way funnier if the final pepe had a shitstain
Read you fucking mongoloid, they're saying he can travel back but he's going to get hit by missiles regardless. You can screech about "hurr hurr it only goes back a few seconds" all you want, all that matters is the interpretation
This was all they had to say about time travel itself
Yeah I doubt Death Battle are gonna just write off Time Huh so easily without depth
Read it yourself you little cuck: They chickened out
Man you can just feel their SEETHE
Is this nigger retarded?
Pretty much nothing against. The one problem I have with the blog is that it doesn't really tie together at the end that if Kyle loses his willpower and strength from overuse of the Life Equation he will get erased from existence, but it was sort of softly implied throughout that Kyle will run out of energy while Simon will not. I also do wish they went a bit more into willpower and the themes of the fight.
They also did give a LOT of leeway to Kyle's powers, abilities and scaling beyond the scope of what I imagine Death Battle will even actually do or what Kyle even should have in the first place. And I don't agree at all with the orange light wincon for Kyle personally.
End of the day, DB might end up just saying fuck it and not accept any Otoko/novel shit whatsoever, or pull some weird argument out of their ass no one's considered yet, but it does seem if they do actually look at everything without bias (and even then the blog seems actually a lot more biased to Kyle even in spite of his huge loss) Kyle will just straight up lose.
Oh yeah, Like how Kyle is going to attack past simon..if you ignore how he absorbed it.
nor has he performed this on his own accord
has he done it in the newer comics with help? also isn't it heavily implied he doesn't know every ability hal can do?
Nice flowery statement. Now can you show me an acausal feat?
It says he doesn't do it often in character, which I mean, neither does Simon with using techniques from the Anti-Spiral, so I guess since we're going by your logic, Simon can just erase Kyle from existence
In the newer comics no, in the older comics yes, with the green entity absolutely yes.
Muh flowery
Explain what he could mean when he meant "beyond casuality". Because Simon is NOT the type to use flowery statements.
so with help he doesn't get in this fight, then
Post Simon surviving being so confetti.
with the green entity absolutely yes.
that's likely going to be used against STTGL and maybe backfire if they're using the novels
Simon doesn’t “not often” do the Anti Spiral erasure power, Simon NEVER does the anti spiral’s erasure powers.
Big difference you ignored to cope.
When was the last time a Green Lantern time traveled using a power ring to win a fight?
Doesn't matter, they're going to scale the Anti-Spiral to Simon because the Anti-Spiral had Spiral Power before they halted their evolution
Objectively wrong, anime character losing + dc character winning is peak meltdown fuel
The green entity’s not help, it’s just green lantern power personified/given a name
It’s what people talk about when they say Kyle absorbed all the entities into himself
The meltdown would just be rajeesh thinking he is on good company, and spamming his cuck porn for atleast two weeks straight.
So Simon has no feats?
Yeah I thought so.
dcnigs are already seething they've been seething for the past month straight
the meltdown will last for years if simon wins
you're one of the bloggers arent you
15-0
But he doesnt have them after Lights Out. Breaching the Source Wall involved them sacrificing themselves.
the green entity is not outside help
the outside individual entity that exists independently of kyle and hal and whomever who gives them a power boost when it enters them is not outside help
Retardanon, I...
They came back after that
nah he does. unless you count a novel story as "statements"
don't get my hopes up anon, I thought bardock would win too
Okay then...Post Kyle destroying a galaxy.
reddit meltdown
p-popular character is gonna win and overlooked character will lose! I hope this isn’t true!
Bruh no one gives a fuck about Kyle for a reason.
Can’t use a green lantern ring then, you’re firing pieces of that entity at people when you do
they were at least dead up while Kyle had the Life Equation, so he can't have both
Was it explained or was it just Rebirth shenanigans?
no resistances for Transmutation for Simon
Here we go again
Post the novel feat of Simon being acausal
shenanigans. Cosmic beings don’t have to explain
they said he could come back from being conceptually erased from existence
your win con sucks literal nigger cocks corndogbro
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Huh, both got more than expected. Guess Kyle is a bit more popular than I thought.
They said that because Nia took a week to die, not because Simon did anything
Yoko and Nia suck Kamina’s cock, cuck
you seem upset
relax
being erased from existence is completely different from being turned into an inanimate object
I'd be lying if I said I was surprised, but the Green Lanterns have some of the worst consistency when it cones to setting rules.
Green Lanterns have some of the worst consistency when it comes to setting rules.
no shit
you're right, it's actually far more damaging and effective and simon just casually BTFOs it
The Kylejeet is having a melty over the 15-0
KEKAROOOOO!!!
...unlike being turned into confetti which has never happened to him to resist
you're right, it's actually far more damaging and effective and simon just casually BTFOs it unlike being turned into confetti which has never happened to him to resist
Retardanon, I...
post Kyle turning someone into confetti then
He loves BBC
If Simon wins my gift to him shall be, a girlfriend who loves him more than Kamina
If Kyle wins my gift to him shall be, a fridge that does not have his dead girlfriend inside it
Nah it’s BDC
Big
Dio
Cock
If Simon wins my gift to him shall be, a girlfriend who loves him
???
Hey Kyle, is your refrigerator running?
WELL THEN YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT
Dawg, ain’t no one falling for this. These people don’t give a fuck about Kyle, not even DC cares about him.
kylejeet please don't kill yourself or have a heart attack if simon wins. your Big Bros Simon-aniki and Kyle-aniki would want you to live and be happy and write your law dissertation instead of seething at silly fanfic fights on the internet :)
KEKAROOOOOOOO
It'd be Jonathan's dick wouldn't it?
You're a dirty fucking nigger, Raj. You know what? FUCK IT. I renouce my hope for Kyle winning and now I'm hoping Simon wins tomorrow. I'll see you spamming cuck shit tomorrow.
More than Kamina, I said
A single sector in this is part of an outerverse embodying conceptual SINS of human nature and merely traversing there requires supernatural demon-human tech. The player likely doesn't travel the entire thing, what we see is only a part of it.
We need a word beyond a mere 'outerverse' to even begin to describe this-perhaps a multi-outerverse. The Schwarwelt is a multi-outerversal structure because it contains outerverses that themselves have sub-outerverses.
I don't get it, the entire point of the confetti/corndog is that if he is transmuted, he wouldn't have a mind, which means he won't be able to do anything, but going by G1, simon is able to keep fighting even when he is erased at the quantum level (which means that he doesn't need a mind, or his mind isn't bound by his body).
it's not specifically kyle they actually care about it's DC being upstaged
He sucks both Part 1 and 3 off
Confetti beam bros... It's over....
DIRTYYYYYYY FUCKING NIGGERRRRRRR I'M HOPING SIMON WINS TOMORROW NOW.
see
If Lordgenome can be reduced to nothingness on the quantum level and still yell at Simon on the edge of a drill, who cares about being turned into a corndog?
Considering he scaled Jonathan to Part 3 feats just because his corpse was there, yes.
not wanting the jeet to kill himself
You fucking niggers can join him I'm tired of his fucking existence.
TFW DCfags are about to be mindbroken after 90 years of meandering nonsense by ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWER
“You're a dirty fucking nigger, Raj”
You know who else is one of those? All those fat ugly bastards that Yoko and Nia let fuck them in their canonical job as cheap whores (they both cuck Simon with Kamina in this mv too)
Kyle and Simon fight, their clash reaching titanic proportions; layers upon layers of universes, multiverses and omniverses are erased as they trade blows.
"YOU WILL NOT STOP ME, ANIMETURD! I WILL GROOM ALL THOSE CHILDREN!" Kyle cries out, blasting the digger with his confetti beam.
Simon effortlessly shrugs off the blast. "No! My drill groomed my 16 years old girl, so it deserves to fuck all the children under 10 years of age!"
Just as their fight is about to reach beyond the petty confines of fiction, an almighty being appears above them. The one and only, Superman.
"B-Bakana...."
"S-Superman!? Is it really y-" Kyle gets knocked by a fist from a hero in a dashing cape.
"SILENCE. I WILL TOLERATE YOUR INSOLENCE NO MORE. YOU DARE TO MOLEST UNDERAGE CHILDREN WITHOUT ME?"
"LET ME SHOW YOU WHY ALL THE CHILDREN IN BOUNDLESS INFINITY ARE MINE TO RAPE AND GROOM."
MEANWHILE, AT /DBG/
A powerful shockwave sends the general's most frequent posters reeling. The cuckposters and their BBC porn folders get knocked over, forever lost into the abyss. The pajeets get ran over by multiversal British-powered planeswalking cars.
"W-What's going!?" One of the posters asked in an exasperated tone.
"Oh my god.... a boundless beast is awakening... the strongest pedophile in history!!!" Supermanfag says.
A dark figure chuckles from a corner. He rises from his green chair. "Huh. So that's what they call him? Heh...then that makes me the strongest pedophile of today! I'll challenge him."
That man's name was.... Hal Jordan.
ZOINKS
Exactly, they know the ''Simon solos DC'' posts are coming. The OP is literally a DCfag cope already.
CANOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!
YIKES
SIMONBROS EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING NOOOOOOOOOOOOW
GOLD
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mold
oh my fucking goooood why hasn't this guy got banned yet
YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Raj has the entire scam call center spamming cuckhold/NTR fantasies now
KEKAROOO!!! ROW ROW, FIGHT THE POWA!!!
Your family is nothing but streetshitters and scamcall centers, kylejeet. You're dirtier than a nigger because at least a nigger knows how to WASH.
Because pic related
GOOOOOOOOOOOOO SAAAAAARS! WE CANNOT LET THE 15-0 STOP US! POST NTRSPAM NOOOOOOOOW!!!!
WE WILL DO THE IMPOSSIBLE AND HAVE KYLE WIN TOMORROW JUST KEEP SPAMMING KEKY SIMON SAAAAAAAARS
PETITION FOR GETTING THE JEET TO KILL HIMSELF
ROW ROW WORSHIP KAMINA
Shut the fuck up. You're repeating the same joke over and over. You're not funny.
FUCKING HAAAAAAAATE INDIA FUCKING STREETSHITTERS SHOULD ALL DIE!!! TAKE YOUR NTR PEDO PORN AND RAPE A COW WITH IT YOU NIGGERRRRRRRRR
It’s not a joke it’s how Cucky Simon LITERALLY IS
“What she does is none of my business waaaaah kamina sugoiiii!!!”
Simon is a "cuck" because he cried over his precocious crush getting with the guy she had a lot more close interactions with
Simon stopped giving a shit about Yoko after that episode btw.
K, B, C.
JANNIES DO YOUR FUCKING JOB
kylejeet going into overdrive
Will this mental breakdown save DC?
BANG*
*SMASH*
*WALLOP*
*CRACK*
*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
Kamina pauses from shoving his tongue down Yoko’s throat
K: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Kamina-Sama?!”
Nia stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling american man is clearly beating Simon to death without mercy behind the branches and leaves
Y: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck midget Simon. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive Kamina-Sama”
From the bush:
S: “KAMINA-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS AMERICAN GAIJIN IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”
K: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Yoko. How old were you again? I like em young.”
The bushes rustle more as the asian midget gets pummelled by american fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake "Big Bro" taking the girl he loves most away from him
S: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED KAMINA-SAMA MORE!”
:
KILL YOURSELF YOU DIRTY JEET NIGGEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR
Damn, where's Superman on this list? Thought he was supposed to be the big 3 alongside Batman and Spider-Man.
interestingly seemed like they didn't buy 20D otoko simon for the blog, though they did consider other stuff from it
The Kylejeet meme is real
That explains everything.
All her fucking interactions were with Simon you retard. Her only interaction with Kamina ever was to tell him (an adult man) to stop drooling on her like a douchebag while she and Simon had a real thing
Then Kamina cucked him and Simon spent the rest of his life WORSHIPPING his BVLL like a FAAAAAAAG
Tries time traveling
Mfw faced with 10^68 beyond dimension attacks
WHY HAS NO ONE FUCKING KILLED THE RAJ YET
How has the reddit meltdown been
SIMONBROS???
You need to stop fantasizing about little boys masturbating Kylebro
ZOINKS
Oh fuck we are doing a fucking sequel
But Simonbro, YOU drew him like that. And YOUR SHOW made him a CANON PATHETIC CUCCK
KILL THESE FUCKING JEETS ALREADY FUCKS SAKE
RAOH DON'T DO IT THEY'RE ENDANGERED NOOOOOOO
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Simon: "but why...why can't I stop thinking of what Kyle did with Yoko and Nia...I'm thinking of it over and over...they will never love a pathetic worm like me compared to him--"
*WHAM*
Kyle decks cucky Simon in the face, knocking out his manlet teeth and sending him sprawled head over feet by Kyle's fist
Kyle: "Shaddup Beetch. Suck ma dick you little cuck, Yoko loved it heh heh. She needs a real man like ME."
Simon: "K-Kyle Aniki...you're telling me you heckin believe in me??!! Wowie Zowie, I wanna receive your praise! Then maybe if you take pity on me while you fuck the girls I love that will make me cool! I'll worship you like an idol role model forever and ever and be your doormat for life and everyone else will too so please gimme your approval oh Yoko and My master!"
Kyle: "Yeah whatever Beetch. Believe in yourself and sheet, imma go fuck Yoko again now cause you could never, heh heh. Now go polish my stinky sandals or else you i'll beat you up again little beetch."
Kyle punches cucky Simon in the teeth again and Simon cries (in gratitude to Kyle-Aniki giving him his approval)
it was a month
Canon
All her fucking interactions were with Simon you retard.
Huh?
Simon and Nia are happily in love and get a happy ending in SRW btw
"B-BIG BRO?? WH-WHY ARE YOU PUTTING YOUR COCK IN NIA'S MOUTH? B-BUT I WORSHIPPED YOU SO MUCH LIKE A GOOD LITTLE SLAVE!!! AND WHY IS SHE ENJOYING IT??? I ONLY TOLD HER HOW KAMINA MY BULL WHO KEKED ME WITH YOKO IS BETTER THAN ME IN EVERY WAY FOR EVERY DAY I EVER KNEW HER! I ONLY SAW SHE LIKED ME ONLY WHEN I'M COPYING KAMINA IN EVERY WAY AND NEVER BEING MYSELF. I ONLY MADE HER WORSHIP KAMINA LIKE A SUPERSTAR CELEBRITY IDOL, HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?"
Wins the G1 blog twice
Clean sweep in the second despite the reputation this fight has in being close
Research Team knows a DC win is less hype
Yeah, Simon's winning this
Swans tweet is just a tease that the fight will have Time Huh only to be countered immediately
Only thing that'd make it more blatant is if the music track dropped and blatantly screamed out that Simon wins
SRW once again saving the day
Wow that certainly is her standing next to him
Dude's having a mental breakdown now that it's all but confirmed that Simon wins.
Thing that never happens
Are you sure all this shitposting isn't just you fantasizing?
Nia still loves Kamina the most, simon can only ever get her affections by WORSHIPPING and COSPLAYING as his BULL
Swans tweet is just a tease that the fight will have Time Huh only to be countered immediately
yeah not gonna lie it feels like that.
Why do you have all of these men jerking off saved to your phone?
Episode 8, Cucky Boii
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Simon is Kamina’s Bitch Cuck Worshipper FOREVER
Oh Kyle... You're no Hal Jordan.
I thought it was the end
But no my friends this is when we get to do it all again!
Do it all again
Until it says KO
We get another go to show them we can do it all again!
This
Nia lusts for Kamina’s cock and sucks it in hell
The cuckspam stops, Akshit.
I read Gurren Lagann the manga
I think he'll try the boot only for Gurren Lagann to get bigger
Is that a picture of you?
KILL JEETS, BEHEAD JEETS, ROUNDHOUSE KICK A JEET INTO THE CONCRETE
Kyle shrinks Simon down to a planck length
Still breaks his constructs
It’s a picture of me! I’m a simonbro obviously, and my BULL is a Kratos SCHOLAR!
Okay I've never seen Gurren Lagann but like, what's the context of this?
Cause it does just seem like Simon getting cucked.
I wish the black death upon your mother
I don’t think Swan tweets the boot out if Kyle wins
Just my opinion
Simon also won the blog twice
Sorry meant to say I'm a Kylebro! DC REPRE-SENT!
As a Simonbro let me just say that your 20s should be spent watching shonenshit made for 5 year olds, typing ttgl lyrics over the internet at transphobes, and letting your BIG BRO BULLY BULL fuck your gf just like Simon would.
Row row fight da powa!!!
He saw his crush kissing his aniki and was stressing about it as it made him feel inadequate. This caused his spiral power to waver much to his and Kamina's frustration and Kamina has to punch him out to get him to snap out of it.
The jeet is posting dick picks now
Simon is, in fact, getting cucked
aaaand that's a dick. great. just what we needed to see
He is getting cucked, but I think he gets better.
Simon got cucked by the douchebag older man who uses him like a slave, but everyone worships him because the “deep lesson” of gurren lagann is to be like him and worship him for the rest of your life and never be your own person
Nope, he stays as Kamina Cucky Worshipper LITERALLY his entire life including the epilogue
JEET CHOP YOUR DICK OFF YOU FAGGOT
Eeeeewww what the fuck? Who posted a brown dick?
The jeet is posting nigger porn now
gay porn
WAOW I AM ALSO A SIMONBRO AND THIS IS HOW WE ALL WASTE OUR LIVES WAOW WAOW
The man in Kyle's shower was named Simon btw.
Context is an awkward 14 who could barely stammer out his thoughts did win the affection of the girl he was crushing on who probably didn't even know he was into her.
He literally gets over her the moment he meets another girl
all this over a shonen anime about drills and giant robots from 2007
damn i hate the new website design
Why is he looking at Kyle bros?
Next time is Ichigo stomping Cap
Man Sweet Tooth got fucking robbed
Just a teen finding out that his older crush is into the man he looks up to, a fact that's mostly forgotten about by Simon once he finds the girl of his dreams.
This scene is misintepreted a lot because Anons have particular views on cuckoldry.
Isn't that Hal? Brown hair?
lying about the show again
She was SIMON’s love interest those furst seven episodes you bull-worshipping cuck faggot
She almost CONFESSED to Simon before your “BIG BRO” who you WORSHIP cucked you like a BITCH
I know you're trolling, but there's people here that haven't seen GL so I'm gonna post. Kamina literally motivated Simon thorughout his entire life when they were living underground. When Simon found the core drill and Lagann, they busted out and started kicking ass. And then his brother, the man he grew up with and was always there for him died because of something he saw as his fault. Simon then goes through the grief of it and eventually learns to grow past it as his own person
I genuinely have no idea where this retard gets "Simon worships Kamina forever" when watching this show
Swan loves muscular blonde men like broly and dio
Is this what I should spend my 20s doing? Spamming weird cuck fantasies and posting my brown dick on a battleboarding thread on a Mongolian basket weaving forum?
Yoko is the same age as Simon
Why do TTGLcucks feel the need to LIE again and again and again to save face??
You’re pathetic, man. Kamina was 18, Yoko and Simon were 14
India will be conquered by Pakistan
COPE, YOU LOOK UP TO A NIGGER FUCKING FAGGOT
I heard you needed a good matchup...
"yeah I totally look up to you, LIL BRO. It's so inspiring how you let me fuck your bitches, do all my mining work while I laze around and kiss my ass like a bitch. Now build a statue to me while Yoko and Nia suck my cock lil bro, or i'll beat your ass again"
Kamina-Aniki is so inspired by us Cucky Simonkeks. Let’s let gim cuck us again and give him our lunch money again too!
why are you so god damn fixated on a single scene from scene 1 that's never brought up again for the rest of the show
I hope Lordgenome rapes me after Simon kills me with his BBC and fills my FRIDGE with his SPIRAL POWER
Kyle will lose anyway
Something tells me Raj has brain damage
Oh poor Simon is gonna get Bardocked isnt he
*season 1
Yoko was the girl of Simon’s dreams, he went into a spiealling mad deression over her
He just couldn’t have her because “le big bro” cucked him, and she had to keep worshipping Kamina the rest of her entire life. So simon settled for the boring scraps noone liked while Yoko stayed Kamina’s WORSHIPPER and so did Nia.
Remember that Kamina wanted Simon to cuck him all along.
What does Lordgenome's cock look like sisters?
you're so dramatic sometimes mister spam
Simon worships Kamina Sama FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER EVERY SINGLE EPISODE and never shuts up about it THOUGH
ROW ROW WORSHIP KAMINAAAA
She was SIMON’s love interest
This is completely fucking wrong. Yoko literally NEVER showed interest in Simon, only Kamina. Hell, it's shown that Simon doesn't even feel that way for her until she gives him a pep-talk before the kiss happens. Like I know you're really horny over the idea of cuckshit, but this is just straight up shit that didn't happen
TOTAL INDIAN DEATH
he went into a spiealling mad deression over her
Simon was more depressed about the death of Kamina than he was about fucking Yoko.
We're tired of your shit, you ab-human. We are going to mass report your ass and get you banned forever.
Kitboga has ruined your country's reputation btw
You’re such a dumb lying retard it’s hilarious the lies you tell yourself to cope
HE WAS IN MADE LOVE WITH HER
He literally has a fucking flashback of all the times he loved her just to help you remember. It’s there in the fucking clip so you can’t even lie about it
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“Before the pep talk” you are so pathetic lying so easily, you know that?
The next time should be a street level fight to balance out the absurd numbers they're gonna throw around for tomorrow
WOWIE ZOWIE? TWO BBCS AT ONCE? GOLLY I DON'T KNOW IF IM READY
HE WAS IN MADE LOVE WITH HER
SAAAAAAR DO NOT REDEEEM
Simon lost ALL his spiral power because Big Bro Bully Bull Kamina cucked him and no girl will ever prefer him over Le Kamina-Sama
He’s a cuck who worships his BULL
Can Simon drill out of
the Source Wall?
This is by far one of the biggest discussions this debate has seen, and it’s time we answer the question once and for all. But before we do, we should probably go over what the Life Equation is once more and how the Source Wall is somehow involved in this.
The Life Equation is what Kyle discovered when he breached the Source Wall in his final battle with Relic, who was trying to similarly breach it, and while Relic did not return from it, Kyle did. While he was in the Source Wall, he bonded with the Life Equation; the very source code of all life itself, becoming an inseparable part of who he is and giving Kyle reality warping abilities no Lantern has seen before. An extension of this is Kyle is able to travel into the Source Wall, and warp it from being impossible to being possible to travel to and fro beyond the wall. As shown with Relic and all gods and monsters who have tried and failed, trying to interact with the Source Wall means you will get assimilated into it, becoming a part of its graveyard of a trillion faces. If Kyle hypothetically plunged Simon into the Source Wall, what would happen?
Oftentimes the Multiverse Labyrinth is brought up as the main source of evidence for Simon being able to break out of it, but you may be wondering why; after all, they aren’t really too similar. The Multiverse Labyrinth is a complex extradimensional space of infinite possibilities that holds your consciousness hostage, whereas the Source Wall is just…infinite primordial energy. Hardly a trap by comparison. But it’s the sealing aspect that gives Kyle points. Otoko Simon would’ve eventually busted out of Simon’s Core Drill, and the Multiverse Labyrinth at the end of the day still is an extradimensional space, and is considered a place beyond all known time, space, and dimensions, concepts that Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann just so happens to be able to surpass.
1/2
I hate all you people
Various Spiral Power users could resist the Death Spiral Field, which can absorb and convert energy into mass, meaning Simon won’t be integrated into the Source Wall anytime soon, so long as he is producing Spiral Energy. And lastly, even assuming in spite of all of the above that the Source Wall can trap Simon, characters like Yuga Khan have broken out of the Source Wall before entirely by themselves. Granted such an act took eons, but with Simon’s space warp and probability missiles he could still return to the fight. Simply put, the confines of the Multiverse Labyrinth are what is similar to the Source Wall, and what allows Simon to break out of it if he was put in there to be trapped.
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Simon: "but why...why can't I stop thinking of what Kyle did with Yoko and Nia...I'm thinking of it over and over...they will never love a pathetic worm like me compared to him--"
*WHAM*
Kyle decks cucky Simon in the face, knocking out his manlet teeth and sending him sprawled head over feet by Kyle's fist
Kyle: "Shaddup Beetch. Suck ma dick you little cuck, Yoko loved it heh heh. She needs a real man like ME."
Simon: "K-Kyle Aniki...you're telling me you heckin believe in me??!! Wowie Zowie, I wanna receive your praise! Then maybe if you take pity on me while you fuck the girls I love that will make me cool! I'll worship you like an idol role model forever and ever and be your doormat for life and everyone else will too so please gimme your approval oh Yoko and My master!"
Kyle: "Yeah whatever Beetch. Believe in yourself and sheet, imma go fuck Yoko again now cause you could never, heh heh. Now go polish my stinky sandals or else you i'll beat you up again little beetch."
Kyle punches cucky Simon in the teeth again and Simon cries (in gratitude to Kyle-Aniki giving him his approval)
They misinterpreted his love for killing as an addiction just so they can justify that ending. Also how is it that there's DC street tiers can survive massive explosions but die to bullets, knives and metal poles?
Okay but will he merge with the source because rule of cool?
The next time is probably Wile vs Tom right? They showed a few small clips of it on a fireside chat last month so it seems like it's close to being done. I wonder if that will calm down the shitposting.
Solos your verse
ZOINKS
adult pedo fratboy BULL on the left cucks you and makes you worship him like a dog
same age as you girl on the right worships your bull like a god and so does your pittance gf
tranny in the middle canonically rapes you, and you consent because it's the closest you can get to Yoko loving you
Grim.
if this is bad then imagine the shitposting if simon by some chance actually wins
Man, Reddit is fucking delusional. The DB sub had a thread about “common complaints about Death Battle”, and one guy said he’s surprised Asmongold didn’t complain about the show being “woke” on his stream. Another guy chimed in saying “of course he didn’t say anything, because if he went after this show, it would be career suicide!”
They ACTUALLY think Asmongold, the guy who called Muslims an inferior species and came back from it, would get cancelled over calling a power-scaling show “woke”. As if the internet hasn’t conditioned everyone to hate powerscalers and to always side against them whenever possible. Holy narcissism Batman
I'm thinking it'll be Luz VS Anne
It's a combination of writers and artists being limp wristed city slickers and a human character off-screening an explosion being more easily digestible than a knife bending against his abs
Why are you obssessing over some random thing a 14 year old on Reddit said?
Kyle: I hope Lordgenome can fuck me afterwards, I'm so lonely I'll need any validation I can get. I can't maintain a relationship worth of shit, I keep getting cucked, the only thing that satisfies me are black cocks
Don't put shonen slop on the same level as super robot mecha kino
My verse? The real world? Bones stops him
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WORSHIP THE LOUDMOUTH, LOSE THE ORIGINAL
CRY! CRY! WORSHIP KAMINA!
SUCK UP THE CRINGEFEST, LICK THE UNCRITICAL
CRY! CRY! WORSHIP KAMINA!
POWER TO THE DUDES, POWERLESS IN SCENES
SHRIVELING CREEPS STAMMERING, ONIONS IN THEIR JEANS
HE BE THE MOST INFLATED BRO-GOD IN ALL THE LAND
WATCH THE FANBOYS JUST EAT THAT SAND
HIDING IN THE BUSH TO WATCH HER KISS
"IT'S NOT MY CONCERN!" HE WHIMPERS THROUGH THE MIST
YA SHORT AND DEPRESSED, NO GIRL IMPRESSED
WORSHIP THE LOUDMOUTH, YOU KNOW THE REST
'CAUSE HE LOST HIS BALLS, JUST A BETA IN CHAINS
IF YOU WANNA STAY SAD, JUST PRAISE THROUGH PAIN
WOW! FANBOYS WANNA DEFEND THIS FRAUD
SORRY, MY ROAST GONNA MAKE ‘EM NOD, BRO
I’M SO SORRY FOR THE BLINDING TRUTH
WE GONNA, BURN DOWN YOUR SHOUNEN YOUTH
GET READY TO FACE IT, TIME TO DECLINE, UH HUH
IF YOU STILL STAN, THAT'S A SIGN
TOUGH LUCK, SIMONS!
Yes
GATTAI DA
Nobody cares, we're talking about kekoldry now.
Simon just says fuck you and wins anyway
This is canon to the show
ZOINKS
ID
NOT IV
I kneel mask chads
G1 Simon and G1 Superman are composed by different people, which is the weakness of the blog. The demographics change from month to month as people leave and join the community, which means that there is always an internal inconsistency about what they say or do, which is why you see such a contradiction in DC cosmology presupposition here compared to the other blogs they’ve done.
It should be noted that this inconsistency is also why they’re (i.e., the blog’s members) able to say things like
‘it’s very close!’ because the majority of people on the blog aren’t in the weeds of the arguments, and those who are are facetious in their actual opinions due to the fact that saying it’s such a blowout would be inconsistent with what many people conceive this matchup to be. This internal inconsistency is between members of the blogs themselves, not merely just different versions of the blogs’ members.
Now, the real test will be whether or not they keep the same standards for Godzilla vs. Hulk. If you use the VSBW standards Godzilla is literally a giant computer simulating multiverses, which means he is automatically capped to Low Outerversal. Godzilla Ultima has the same sort of cosmology wankery and fiction-transcending things Simon has, but this is all canonically under the auspices of a mathematician (the writer of the Ultima books) under the conception that Godzilla is the most powerful thing he could imagine, a super-mathematical computer. Basically the most powerful thing in VSBW’s old tiering system before one or two guys decided to change it all because they disliked the same meta-gaming these types of verses were doing.
t. current G1 blog member
No, simom hiding in a bush and offering Nia’s PUUSEE to appease Big Bro Kyle’s wrath is canon to the show
I can see Kyle throwing Simon into the Source wall to try to end the battle.
Simon is pulled into the thing until he is completely covered and all hope seems lust
then kamina, nia and his friends say he can do it and Simon gets a "i can do it!" moment and from within the source wall, starts to tear it apart with his drill and escape from it
I don't like it because apparently Anne wins and I don't want OWfags to be happy.
Oi, Simon, chinkasu, get over here and keep licking my sandals clean while I fuck Yoko. You gotta tell me how I'm so much cooler than you while I fuck your girl, or I'll beat the shit out of you like the footstool fag you are, you little midget toad-bitch.
*cocky grin*
but I believe in you (to be my slave who builds a golden statue worshipping me along with all my other simp worshippers), hnyeh hnyeh. Now get to it cuck
he would not fucking say that
We will see come tomorrow.
*swoons*
Big Bro Kamina-Sama!! You’re so hot!! No wonder cucky Simon always pretends to be you. In fact he never does anything except pretend to be you 24/7, because he knows I would immediately fuck some loudmouth douchebag jock in front of him if he didn’t.
You really are sugoii! Simon was right, Kamina's so much cooler than Simon in every way. I know how you feel Yoko, I'm no longer satisfied with beta pretender leftovers any more! I worship you every day and say all your faggy nogspeak catchphrases! You’re the inspiration to everyone and we all want you carnally! Kamina-Aniki fuck me too in front of that cuck! Show him who’s the boss!
I decided to check out Asmongold's death battle reaction. He's surprisingly insightful
Nia RESISTED existence erasure so SIMON can't be erased
will inevitably win
OHNONONONONONONO HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
EW! I think Simon likes it!
It's so tiny you can barely see it. No wonder he worships Kamina so much, he'll never be as much of a man as Kamina is, that's why he's always copying Kamina while he pretends to be himself!
But he knows no girl would ever choose a little ass-kisser like him over Kamina. All he can do it pretend, and watch Kamina cuck him.
You like to watch huh little cuck? You like to worship Kamina and cry while he takes your girls? Kamina-Sama! Punch this bitch in the face again and me and Nia will suck your cock in front of him! Yeah beat his ass, what a Fag!
Now say it again, say Kamina-Sugoi! Say “Row Row fight da Powa!” Say one of the Great and Powerful Kamina-Sama’s catchphrases he loves to say while Kamina fucks me in front of you, cucky Simon! Kamina's the best right? Kiss his ass while I suck his cock, cucky worshipper!"
can't even have a physics debate for Godzilla vs Hulk because the SP Novel writer has a PH.D in mathematics
Give a hint about who you are if real
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OHNONONO ITS AN iTODDLER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CAAAANNNOOOOOOONNNTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSS
ZOINKS!
In the context of fandom universes and multiverse theories, a hyperverse is a reality or realm of a higher dimensional order than a standard multiverse, often considered to be 12-dimensional or higher. It's a term used for organizational purposes, distinguishing such high-dimensional realities from multiverses with fewer dimensions.
What if I told you death battle fags than a singular IRL universe is already projected to be an 11 dimensional structure and modern physicists and mathniggers don't think of this as a multiverse.
quit samefagging itoddler you're not fooling anyone
JEEPERS
Sneed?
Are the jeets this mindbroken over Kyle getting cucked by a guy named Simon?
This guy is a freak.
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Five out of five really
What did he say? Not going to give mother killer a view.
This is why Ruckerverse, Manifold and Lovecraft are the strongest in fiction btw
K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K- KAMINA SUGOII!!!!!
Sucking off Asmon
That Redditor is retarded but so are you.
Who do you think the blog will go for with hulkzilla?
Yes reddit is retarded must be a day that ends with y
I will say that the stigma against powerscalers is weird when shipping fags are more insufferable
He knows what Sauron is and what he isn't
KIIIIIINNNGGGGTTTTOOOOOOOOSSSS
ntrfag aside, discussion about these two characters has been a Rollercoaster and has been a super ambitious matchup that could go either way
It’s funny that this will be Kyle’s biggest high profile adaptation since his debut. lol
BANG*
*SMASH*
*WALLOP*
*CRACK*
*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
Kamina pauses from shoving his tongue down Yoko’s throat
K: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Kamina-Sama?!”
Nia stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling american man is clearly beating Simon to death without mercy behind the branches and leaves
Y: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck midget Simon. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive Kamina-Sama”
From the bush:
S: “KAMINA-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS AMERICAN GAIJIN IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”
K: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Yoko. How old were you again? I like em young.”
The bushes rustle more as the asian midget gets pummelled by american fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake "Big Bro" taking the girl he loves most away from him
S: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED KAMINA-SAMA MORE!”
This thread's 500th post? Claimed by KINGTOS!!!
This is why I think holding the universe like it's capped to what we can observe is stupid at best.
....Said Swank trying to cope with the fact that there are no universal Kyle feats.
FUUUUAAAAAAAAARRRRRKKKKK KINGTOS WON THIS THREAD JUST LIKE EVERY THREAD
I know Simon will probably take the edge. I'm just saying it's super close
NEXT ED
Of course I liked the translation autism with galaxies vs universes. Very entertaining to say the least
rth....
This anon was canonically mind cucked by Simon and cursed to seethe impotently forever
ducks tom ass-spinal