Nobody cares about Coyote vs Tom, does Hulk get sent to the Ozone Club or does Hulk gif a chance to turn it around?
Death Battle
Tom is sexy
Can't Hulk fucking destroy the universe?
Post a scan of Hulk destroying the universe.
Can anyone?
Kek, fucking xianxia.
My money’s on the Lizard.
Also Captcha:
SEX4D
I-I CAAAAAAAAAAANT
So why was Kyle vs Simon a match up again? Did they really have that much in common or was it really made up just for the DC L?
Post Hulk winning a DB
Post Godzilla losing a DB
oh no poster vanished
It’s afraid…
They had some commonalities. But it did feel like a DC herald spite match.
Anon Babblenon from last thread here. I checked out the GL omnibus that was recommended, but I feel like I'm missing a big chunk of the plot still. People in the comic keep bringing up Hal going insane and murdering his own friends, in a bloody rampage. I want to read about that as well...
when you and your entire verse get no-diffed by a kid literally named “Semen the Nigger”
look up comic book character's galaxy/universal/multiversal feats
all of them are just fighting with other characters
Isn't parallax hal emerald twilight?
WAS it a spite match? Seems like even the people who wanted Simon to win were still expecting Kyle to take it because of DC’s history on the show
Hal murders a kid
Kyle loses to a kid
Our HEROES. The Anti-Feats.
ALL HAIL THE KING OF /DB/
Hal brutally murders a 10 year old boy
DC fans cry tears of joy and vomit into each other's mouths out of sheer, green ecstasy
Psychopaths
emerald twilight
Is that the name for the issue? Thanks!
Can' hulk just absorb all of Godzillas radiation? I'm pretty sure I remember him doing that.
Yup, Ben10bros, Marvelbros and Gokubros would've done the same.
…alongside his queen, and the royal jester!
Not him but that's the name of the arc. It should get started at around Green Lantern vol 3 #50, give or take a few issues prior
They both absorb radiation so that’s a moot point
any character that can write their own story like a book and turn their fiction into reality is life equation level
ALAN WAKEBROS WE SOLO DC
spongebob!
Alan Wake can do something any mid tier toon character can accomplish
Not that impressive
He didn't get no-diffed....I did. I love Gurran Lagann and DC comics up until a few weeks ago when it was proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that the two fan bases I'm apart of were both filled to the brim with brown people and massive faggots. Kyle didn't lose this battle, :( I did.
the personification of the indomitable human spirit loses to a crossdressing rabbit.
Simonsisters…
Hulk gets a chance to turn it around because he scales to the Ass Void!!!
Yes!!
Ash vs Yugi.
Atem plays change of heart and NTRs Ash by stealing Pikachu
youtu.be
indomitable human spirit
Jesus would never let that happen
This would’ve killed Kyle, btw
Bugs defeated mxy before
Speed Gonzales is faster than flash
I feel Hulk wins since his power just grows while Godzilla's will eventually drain. Not to mention Hulk regeneration is faster than Godzilla in any incarnation.
I could of swore Hulk was able to absorb it at a much faster rate compared to Godzilla.
Can my OC defeat Simon the Digger?
Flash is slower than every toonforce character
FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK
DCfags no avocating for humanity to give up and live in despair, dying scared and alone
made a perfectly scaled size TTGL
can’t even make Asura the Destructor bigger than mountain
One of the best part of Simon vs. Kyle is how it made Kratos vs Asura stand out more as being absolute dogshit. They couldn’t do the bare minimum for Asura and literally had to reduce his biggest form to the average GOW Titan size just so they don’t make Kratos beating him look more ridiculous. That and they didn’t apply the power growth for Asura to the point of ignoring 80% of his fight with Chakravartin. Simon vs Kyle was Kratos vs Asura if everything was actually done right.
Let's say the Anti-Spiral gets an MU next season since he's the only other viable TTGL character. Who's he fighting?
Are they gonna do other lanterns aside from the green ones?
It’s really cool how you can tell when someone has no idea about ultima. It’ll be fun once the episode is out and people learn about it en masse
No I’m just saying Simon loses to a cross dressing rabbit.
Context clues are important.
Well a spite match implies intention so...
Kratos is immune to being fraudchecked and his wank gets accepted even more easily than DC's, kratoswank easily scales above DC metanarratively.
Anti-Monitor, Unicron or Galactus
I want to see Sinestro, John Stewart and Newton in a DB one day. I could care less for the rest of the Lantern catalog.
Doctor Manhattan
WBshill so buttmad that he's now positing his AVGN victim could dethrone BEYONDFICTIONmon
L o l
Well I mean yeah, Even he could beat SPC and smugverse or whatever its called. Toonforce means screw the rules I do what I want. Bugz can go from human level to gigaoutermultiversal because its funny is just the nature of TOON.
Depends. What can he do?
Any by proxy demeaning the value of the indomitable human spirit
Good job asshole
*Nekron
Fuck autocorrect.
Kneel
solos the X-men, Avengers, AND the Justice League all at once
Explain him then? What makes him so different from other godzilla incarnations?
I'd like to see a crossover where Hal, Guy, Kyle and John fight Mar-Vell, Quasar, Nova and Adam Warlock. Not so sure how that would translate to a DB matchup
Dude Simon is just a cartoon. Calm your autism.
Who would be a good matchup for Sinestro though?
Erlang Shen?!
It is journey to the west.
He’s basically an extra-dimensional entity with a massive laundry list of abilities. Coincidentally including a bunch of things Simon has, like regen at the informational level and probability manipulation.
I'll tell you one thing and I'm not afraid to say it my estimation of Kyle Rayner as a Herald just fucking plummeted to lose to an anime character? It's a disgrace!
The TTGL thread on Anon Babble is fun
so they don’t make Kratos beating him look more ridiculous.
Honestly, the final shot of kratos bringing down a bigger Asura would have been cooler.
Youre kissing one.
Bring me Simon…
KBC
Simon-dono please don't throw my Entire Verse like a frisbee...
Post more DC meltdowns
Nobody cares about Coyote vs Tom
It's literally the only match up we care about.
Yeah, but there are inspired xianxia outfits.
Simon would deflect that and drill the aliens into oblivion btw
Pretty much even the people who were rooting for Simon to win didn't really expect Simon to win, given death battle's longstanding bias when it comes to cape shitters and the level of wank they typically get. They were positive death battle would pull out some obscure outlier to justify giving Kyle the w. The entire subreddit is in stunt silence right now. DCbros Are flabbergasted.
I can't believe the strongest character in all of fiction is some dumb, smelly, brat...
I mean sure but at that point you might as well have Kratos grow to planet+ size and fight Asura like that. That certainly wouldn’t contradict what they did for Kratos considering they gave him MOUNTAIN-SIZED Draupnir spears.
Just go to archives.
Godzilla appeared in Super Robot Wars which TTGL mechs also starred in
TTGL scales to Godzilla
Monsterverse Godzilla can solo the Justice League (that are as powerful as their canon counterparts on Prime Earth) despite being weaker than SRW Godzilla
TTGL scales to a version of Godzilla stronger than the Monsterverse Godzilla that destroyed canon strength versions of Superman and all the other characters Kyle scales to
TTGL is unfathomably more powerful than the entire Justice League on Prime Earth and would one shot Kyle with negative effort
Reminder everyone that appeared in SRW scales to Godzilla and Simon so they would solo DC btw
.......on opposite day.
He's like high 1C next to Neko-Arc
I can't believe the strongest character in all of fiction is some dumb, smelly, brat...
Coom!!!
Oh! The actual God Godzilla is the one who is a six-dimensional entity. I don't remember him being able to pull off many big feats like you're claiming here, though. Where are you getting this info? Maybe I miss something? I though Godzilla in Hell version was the strongest Godzilla incarnation.
Seriously, post something that can kill this thing.
Even I was surprised. That green lantern oath did spook me. I wonder if that Anon made those webms of those drill clashes yet?
Daffy victim
People have already posted Simon the Digger.
LelouchGODS we are POWERFUL
The two most downplayed characters in powerscaling.
100% they had Kyle lose so people don't realise how much DB sucks DC cock.
Will never get a death battle
Cat racists
A lot of people mention Yuki Terumi/Susanoo back in the day.
Are people seriously using non canon crossovers has canon for vsbattles now?
Kratos and Bearchad...
It's just a big willpower face off, not very complicated.
Reminder that Godzilla has canonically jobbed to the Ass Void!!! So you kaijufags better leave or suffer!!!
Just stay ITT and you'll see them.
tops out at universal, any mid-tier cape fodderizes the verse
correctly scaled submountain fodder and his rapist
This is Nikosissy’s final cope now that Godzilla doesn’t even need Ultima to assrape Hulk.
I do agree that humanity fuck yeah is obnoxious larper faggot shit and any race capable of traveling to Earth would be superior in every way
Hope he loses so that one tranny blazblue wanker from Reddit seethes for eternity
I do think it’s unironically funny. That the only thing the author could come with symbolize infinitely growing power is a fucking drill.
Not a sword, gun, cannon, hadron collider, black hole, etc. but a fucking drill. The same thing that gathers dust in my tool drawer unless I’m using it in a random project for 5 minutes out of the entire year.
It’s that kind of random autism that, even as a DCbro, puts a smile on my face.
Does he deserve a second chance?
A universe in Xeelee sequence is outerversal on vsbattle stats and effectively dwarfs capeshit hyperverses in cosmology. "Universe" jumping at the end of xeelee sequence is effective outerverse jumping.
In fact it amusingly contains sub-tiers of Transcendental on CSAP which get gaped by math.
Murata got salty over the ep so he increasingly upped the scale going forward
no lol
Roger Smith from Big O gets SRW scaling
Hilarious.
youtube.com
If OPMfags didn't insist he's a gag character he would stop being matched up against toon characters he has no chance winning against.
Remember when the cope was
They won’t use novel Ultima because it’s not translated!
And now they’ve translated a bunch of shit themselves for Simon lol
Hulkbros……….
This is why it's actually a clean sweep for imagination. Even Kyle had to copy Simon at the end of the fight.
WAS it a spite match?
Some people may see it as such. Ben vs. Hal really did a number on the community. We had our fair share of controversial matches and winners, but that particular one broke something throughout all of us. It also started the "DC Bias" with "DC winning all the time"
vsbw
csap
upped the scale
Yeah, Saitama went from planet level to…large planet level.
Kaijufags like you are going to cope and seethe hard when Hulk beats up CHUDzilla!!!
I'm merely putting into perspective that fiction jobbed at defining a "dimension"
So who actually wins this fight since they're making it blatantly obvious it's happening?
Who?
No.
Lucina vs Grovyle right?
Well I think it's stupid how capeshit can't distinguish between dimensional axes and actual universes but csap/vsbw are still rubbish.
Let me play the DS Mystery Dungeons first and then I’ll come back to you. I don’t think it’ll happen though, unless you believe Hatsune Miku is also getting a fight. Then again I was also wrong on them translating text so who knows.
DB calced that Saitama's max power based on the Serious Punch would be at besy enough to destroy Jupiter
Saitama then sneezed away specifically Jupiter effortlessly after the ep in the manga's version of Garou fight
It was pretty blatant
Either this and Homestuck general should be allowed or they should both be banned (as off-topic, discord brigade personal blog generals)
Change my view.
My joke was that Saitama’s barely gotten stronger since his fight.
Is there a word for underdog syndrome?
Wouldn't draw a dime
It SHOULD be Grovyle but they'll probably buy into misinterpreted Heroes wank and give it to Lucy. Look I love her and all but she has no business winning this.
That's because capeshit writers are notoriously stupid.
I mean, it’s Pokèmon.
Kyle lost.
India lost.
Yuki Terumi/Susanoo
...This feels like a bigger stomp than Optimus vs Gundam battle. Yuki is cooked it that ever happens.
same here
Why does Lucina vs Grovyle keep being oushed it’s a fantasy RPG character vs a fucking Pokemon species
So Kyle's going back to irrelevancy after this right?
What is Hulk's counter to the green door?
Why is dc death killing innocent people? Or are they separate beings?
who?
AIEEEEE! This much power is too much for me to handle!
It’s a specific Grovyle from the spinoff game, Pokèmon Mystery Dungeon where that Grov is a time traveling warrior from the future trying to stop a bad end.
exactly
this season is over
we still have DC continuing to job to furries and their movies flopping in the next few months
Lucy
Who?
Someone has to pay for the sins of fire emblem winning a death battle Edelgard getting Ryona'd by Kylo Ren will suffice
You’re really trying to make people root for Godzilla aren’t you
Big super cosmic willpower guys
Also Kyle made a gurren lagann reference once
Lucina
DCucks mad
I just like making fun of Sonicfags. See you when Mario goomba stomps the rodent.
Kek, We MARIOgods appreciates this.
John Stewart, Hal Jordan and Guy Gardner are the only relevant GLs.
Two dudes that have held godly abilities and been confronted with a potential bad future for their usage of X setting element. Kyle has always solved it by giving up the power, but Simon keeps the power but has the will to not use it.
2 pokemon fights this season
Interesting, too bad pokemon is probably going to lose
other verses trying to get clout from Simon’s victory
Take your stupid blue hedgehog somewhere else, he didn’t win his fight
Swanked Dio will fight Simon next
In terms of battleboarding Kyle is above Guy and John in relevance
The irony of this post
He posted a panel from a DC/Sonic crossover that has nothing to do with Simon tho
There's a better option
So it's currently
Mecha > DC > Vidya > Shounen
Fantasy Lit > Vidya
WRPG > JRPG
In terms of the completely arbitrary DB scoreboard powerscaling
DC was never the strongest western property on death battle anyways, that title goes to TES.
They have to do a re-run of Ryuko Vs Shadow but scaling Ryuko to her IF self and the Triggerverse and give Shadow Archie scaling
Funnily enough, Jorge Joestar DIO can evade the Probability Missiles due to author protection.
They should do more DBs with Gainax characters.
And that's why DIO will neg Simon and establish Jojo > TTGL > DC
I agree.
is this true?
Simon absorbed his writer/author
well so much for that
steals your popularity with zero effort at all
Heh, nothing personal kid.
EoH Dio will beat Otoko Simon.
Yeah it's sad when other franchises that lost their matches try to claim Simon's earned victory like the Bluerats, Tacokubros and Ben10hermanos.
I mean he's retarded so yeah that checks out.
Terumi from Blazblue for sure and it'd be another lantern loss
This is bullshit, Lucina should be fighting Saber
That's probably kyle without the LE
and you know this because you've read Jorge Joestar all the way through, right?
Shadow getting his only win revoked.
I still think Ghost Rider vs Spawn was the best this season. Feels like one of the only fights where both got good moments
Well then that just comes down to Real Life Simon Vs whoever writes DIO, and I’ve heard that that Swan guy can squat 300 pounds below the belt.
didn't they give that to him in the podcast?
Archie Shadow is weaker than game shadow thoughver
Even recently Bensissies were trying to claim their fraud could beat STTGL, this win wasn’t for to satiate their pathetic grudge, but to prove Simon DOES THE IMPOSSIBLE
Nah Terumi clowns on Sinestro. He's got Simon tier regen (arguably stronger) and his Susanoo form is broken
If you scale Ryuko to other triggerverse IPs then Shadow gets crossover scaling
Okay, guven they’re likely to equalize Hulk and Godzilla due to things like First Firmament and Ultina in the stat Trinity, what are going to be the 3-5 factors they’ll claim.
I think growth rate goes to Hulk. He went from base fo breaking Firmament Chains in less than an hour.
So if they start off equal, if Hulk can get to that level faster, gaht shohld be a factor.
But, where are we on regen. Because survivability was a big factor for Soawn vs Ghost Rider.
The thing with trying to scale Simon is that Gainax and friends just came up crazy pseudo-science that was crazy and over-the-top on purpose to explain thematic and storytelling choices. The multiverse labyrinth was meant to make the characters face the what-ifs of their lives, and the idea was "when faced with infinite possibilities, would you really be able to stick with the one you already have?", and thematically the conclusion means "yes, Simon is a man and decided to continue with the life he has already lived" but then to explain it in the story they went with "Simon a absorbed the energy of multiple universes to create TTGL." It's borderline toonforce.
Outerverse level (The Xeelee are also present in Configuration Space, an abstract and Platonic realm whose inhabitants share its characteristics and can manipulate it to an extent. The Xeelee seemingly have even more control of this realm in comparison to the other abstract consciousness present there, being able to create a "sea of chaos" to deal with them, and obliterate all possibilities[61][62])
I heard Swan has mastered every single martial art known to man and has an IQ of 500.
Battle boarding
Yep he's irrelevant
Y'know the funny part is Terumi/Susanoo would want to absolutely fucking murder the lanterns for doing pseudo illusion/construct hax in his presence so the fight would make sense.
Ultima regens at the informational level and negates the regen of others
Then why did Kyle lose
Agreed.
I want Hank Henshaw (Superman and GL villain) to fight The Maker.
This man speaks the truth.
Hmm… yeah. I see the fight lasting a while in that case. Now, does Ultinate have the same “manifests in ALL Godzillas” thing similar to how Otoko Simon had been canonically confirmed to be one the Prime Simon absorbed
Godzilla wins.
Ass void
You mean the weak void.
Because Author Simon kept dodging me I mean him.
Could've been worse. Ben would've been blasted through the skull instead of being stepped on.
Kills White Lantern Kyle amped by the entire DC Cosmology
Accidentally breaks the Source Wall in the process
Superman somehow scales above the LE...Which means that he scales above DC itself
??????
who grew into the man who would come to defy and create the very heavens itself
Superman does scale above a 2D cosmology yes
Prime literally became real and beat up his writers so yes.
just outerversal
cute, now witness a true god
YAWN DC has finally become Nigachan tier?
Who should Yoko fight?
Okay so according to the Audio CD translation, Avant Simon can BUFF himself even further with "Salivary Gland Power", which I guess works like adrenaline. It's through this power that he's capable of becoming Granzeboma.
Lordgenome: I see, this power... It's Salivary Gland Power!
Salivary Gland Power?
Lordgenome: That's right, a power that humans can only utilize rarely... Also called "superhuman strength in the face of danger," this max power can't be used unless you've overcome your limits... I'd heard rumors of it, but to think it truly existed...
Rossiu: Salivary Gland Power... What a ridiculous name. But when I hear you proclaim it like that, Master Lordgenome, I can somehow still believe it...!
Avant Simon: I see, so that's what you call it here in this world. But Salivary Gland Power, the power of inertia, whatever you want to call it - it doesn't matter! As long as I have this power, you can't match me.
Amusing power peasant. I will be taking it.
my dick
Earth-Prime is another universe in DC's multiverse, it isn't anymore real than the rest of them.
I don’t think anyone Yoko has any thematic similarities with scales remotely as high as her having a robot comparable in size to TTGL.
Simon just cucked me and will make me lose in the next episode
Based analysisbro comes to finally clear the air
our KING will WIN his battle
Well, if you do not care about Coyote Tom then how about some of these MUs?
just outerversal
High 1-A
That's literally outerveral
Moreover, their entire race was wiped out by 1,000 universe-busting bombs.
Can't travel through time
KWABAROO
what about the real world Myx and Batmite accidentally found themselves in?
You know that according to VSBW. Literally 10 babies from world of darkness can erase composite marvel, RIGHT?????
Tom will ALWAYS be the King of Anon Babble.
Doesnt coyote have a toon killing weapon?
Post retcon beyonders are cosmic jobbers like the rest of cosmic marvel
I meant SB Prime.
Wait they did 9/11?
Posting CLASSIC KINO
Tom has xianxia scaling, he has this in the bag.
>Can't travel through time
Is SRW the new Fortnite now?
Bring me Neko Arc
Can some one please explain the xianxia shit?
Like there's a Tom and Jerry Gacha? a Chink Gacha? What even is a xianxia
I am so confused
Didn't he do that twice?
Is death battle the domain of Anon Babbleen?
They can't travel within their own timeline
From all the female heroines shown in death battle, who would make great Star Sapphires? (based on love)
Wonder Woman obviously doesnt count.
vsautism actually doing something worthwhile
Never thought I'd see the day...
Gwen Tennyson, maybe?
SRW was Fortnite before Fortnite ever existed.
youtu.be
I know there are a couple of TNJ mobile games because for whatever reason TNJ is huge in China. It might be from one of those.
How do you feel about this development?
I'm assuming you already read the entire 17-book saga of the Xeelee Sequence, right? I mean, why else would you be posting about them incessantly in every single thread for the past three weeks?
Who's a good matchup for Yoko?
Otto you old fart nreak the silence your silence in the discord
Most self proclaimed xeeleefags in this general have never read any of Baxter's works.
If DC troons had stayed humble Simon wouldn't have had to humble them.
Bro, Gwen Tennyson’s power are not going to do anything to a robot roughly comparable in size to a galaxy.
Could Simon beat the Xeelee
Kratos downplayers will never understand how impressive this is.
For shits and giggles, any little girl thats actually a 1000 years old. Pick the most famous one.
My penis, but only against < EP 7 and Hag Yuko.
Kinda related to that. Wouldn't Simon just be an "honorary super white lantern" that picks the job temporarily when shit has gone fully fucked, then leaves the job when the emergency is over? Like some panic button
quiet metal gear or sinon SAO
If he does that's just bound to backfire on him making it an even easier win for Tom
I remember when Clark said this
well not according to VSBW who had to create some original God by splitting continuities like they did with DC
me.....
Hal's time travel powers got retconned too
I just realized none of the lanterns have any real wins
I guess he'd feel like, semi obligated to it? But he'd be a lousy green lantern since he hates authority and in the death battle context, i doubt he'd have a good impression of the guys that just tried to kill him and take gurren laggan.
Simon 100% the in case of emergency button. Probably yeets the ring into a black hole for safe keeping afterwards
If Xeelee entered TTGL they could prob rape it's cosmology but if Simon entered Xeelee Sequence his presence would probably blow up the universe including himself.
Nobody, there are characters Yoko can fight who she has thematic similarities with, but it would become a completely one sided stomp thanks to the movies giving her a robot comparable in size to TTGL.
Is that Micheal Jackson
EVERYONE KNEEL AND MAKE WAY FOR TEAM DAI-GURREN
youtube.com
quiet metal gear
No.
Sinon
How's that supposed to work?
You know I wonder if short animations depicting events post-DB match would draw in enough views to warrant it
Kratos won.
Princess Peach
Amy Rose
Debatably Lucy from Elfen Lied
Esdeath for
Work it like a boss fight in the VR game worlds where Simon doesn't instantly die
obviously it would have to be a rifle battle.
Otherwise... composite Asuka? With both of her versions merged into one, canon series, pachinkos, rebuild movies, super robot wars... (literally also giving her simon scaling)
there are characters Yoko can fight who she has thematic similarities with
Like whom?
but it would become a completely one sided stomp thanks to the movies giving her a robot comparable in size to TTGL.
Then don't give her her gunman.
I am pretty sure if STTGL showed up in the Xeelee universe everyone including the Photino Birds that gaped the Xeelee would shit themselves in terror at the sight of a robot larger than entire universes.
also to elaborate I know the latter two aren't heroines but the Star Sapphires aren't exactly all heroic
.......the FRAUD contest.
why not you fucker
rifle battle...?
indeed, they can just kidnap whoever and turn them into sapphires
Anon...That is for Marvel, retardo bro (and only applies to a certain cosmology).
Yes which means he would
"Divine Creator"
They even have a headcanon name for TOAA.
Either the quote is a typo or TOAA is a troon.
An "omnipotent being" forgetting, lol.
LMAO it's just fan fiction at this point.
According to death battle most toonforce users should gape DC by surpassing the life equation
wait a minute
If the Anti-Spiral did a fusion dance with the Xeelee and they all just became one being, could Simon beat them?
TTRPGs
LNs
Xianxia
VNs
Like most genres of high powered literature (Fantasy sans Tolkien, Sci-Fi, Lovecraftian Horror)
Anything else that has yet to achieve their Death Battle debut
Because I think it's funny yes
Youtubers / Youtube personalities ala Nostalgia Critic and AVGN which will probably happen at some point.
Also it isn't TOAA, or TOA, or bing bling boy. It is a different being who only exists in a certain cosmology.
Starlin makes me laugh sometimes. His Thanos wank was already horrible when he retconned some of his boy's losses to be "Thanosi", then the Heart of the Universe, then the Astral Regulator. Maybe this year he'll make an Omni-Gauntlet made up of every variation of the Infinity Gems in the entire multiverse into a gauntlet the size of the universe
I will only kneel once my true King returns
The REAL hero...
What's the point of Coyote vs Tom when everyone knows it's going to end with an ACME trap malfunctioning and blowing up both?
Could simon take on the endless?
The only good brony.
Defeats Swank twice in your path
Wouldn't be surprised if he was the one who brought Otoko to the team's attention
Simon could gape all the Chaos Gods in a fight let alone a Space Marine.
Man, sucks that my favorite character died, but at least he went out like a GOAT
HUH? Who the FUCK has Kyle as their favorite character? No TV show, no movie, no game, this guy is a complete literal who in the grand scheme of things. Chances are they never even heard of this guy until r/DeathBattleMatchups started shilling him
That fucking jobber? Of course he would
He still exists in comics which people can read online at any time with a wiki guide.
why not you fucker
She jobs to Yoko.
Nah the primarchs would gape kyle. Especially if they are in the warp. They could get even more big than kyle
GOAT basically means “I like them” at this point. Same with “peak”. I hate children and their retarded phrases
What do you think is going through his head right now?
TTGL seems to be a cosmology dick measuring contest and 40k caps out at galaxy
Chances are they never even heard of this guy until r/DeathBattleMatchups started shilling him
Or when Anita Sarkessian brought him up because of the whole "Women In Fridges" trope.
Hopefully happy thoughts at seeing the phenomenal reception the episode's received.
I wonder how many people got PTSD from the boot tweet
Doomkek? Shamed
Master Chad? Avenged
KEKtos? Fradulent
ChadAsura? Vindicated
KEKyle? Defeated
Simon? Winner
Either the episode doing numbers or about getting gaped during the cast still
KRATOS!!! KNEEL NOW!!!
Probably thinking about Columbo bodying Light considering he was am easter egg in Simon VS Kyle
You can also lorewank 40k's cosmology
I thought Gail Simone was the one to blame for the fridging meme?
then ask for matches yoko LOSES you fucker, you asked for matchups and i gave you just that.
It’s funny to me that people think that Swan isn’t constantly excited to show off his and the team’s work even if his guy loses.
Didnt he lose to a fucking normie?
...if it was anything worth to wank about in the first place...
BASED
Who would actually win this?
the one pleases the merchants more
Chuds will never forgive Anita for drawing first blood
Jokes aside, she's honestly the most prominent feminist of the 10s so I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of feminist talking heads we see now can be directly attributed to her popping up.
I think it's the dark side of parasocial relationships, wherein they assume that they're close enough to Swan to know what he really wants, and feel glee when they perceive him being defeated somehow. I think he just wants to help make a good show at the end of the day.
Plenty of franchises have their settings and characters being described as boundless, infinite in power, higher dimensional/extra dimensional/residing on a higher plane of existence, transcending space and time/being beyond time and space and whatever other buzzwords but if your setting's behavior isn't consistent with being infinite dimensional/beyond space and time/etc. and repeatedly has feats and statements that directly contradict the claims of it being infinite and transcendental then your verse's setting isn't infinite and transcending space-time in any capacity. It's that simple. This is no different than saying someone who was stated to be mountain level isn't mountain level after they failed to destroy a mountain which contradicts that flavor text lore.
Who would win? Decades of comic book history with bullshit feats? or a drill
He’s a fairly old character with a lot of comic books, it’s not impossible, granted him calling Kyle a GOAT means he’s a zoomer so the odds of him knowing about Kyle beforehand aren’t great, but I wouldn’t rule it out, I’m in my mid 20s and one of my favorite characters is from a niche 2000s anime that never got aired in America.
Jobs to Bueno
Nigga parasocial relationships are all dark sides
The comic book character as anime is shit
Who should my nigga Chinko Drill fight?
All those winless losers trying to claim Simon's well earned victory
Sad!
NTA but I just like it because most of fiction takes multiverse theory to be a set of 3d universes that are sort of in a box next to other 3d universes instead of treating the one universe we have as a lovecraftian hyper complex giga structure that it is.
They took the "11d" thing to be a sort box matrix rather than how quantum mechanics only works on a microscopic system that ultimately indicates nobody knows how anything fucking works and how 85% of matter is unobservable to us.
It's kind of what I consider as what should be the primary building block of a "universe" before you starting thinking about other universes.
Who's this and where is she from? I remember seeing her in an AMV back in the early 2010s.
doesn't want to see autists k!ll themselves because of retarded reasons like fanfic fights
Go back, faggot.
To be fair 40k lorewank is more consistent than DC's and I could buy the chaos gods being multiversal more than say Perpetua
Is so powerful that it’s actively used to HOLD BACK Kratos’ power
Holy fuck……
True, I meant more explicitly dark side. People in parasocial relationships tend to think "We'd be friends if only..." or "I understand her, we should be together..." whereas this is "I know Swan, and he must be seething! And coping!"
To where?
Diebuster... the one anime i still respect
FRAUDtos
Simonchads already side with the fellow featsbros like Asurachads
Tells people to “go back”
Is too pussy to type ‘kill’
Kill yourself.
Is Kyle’s girlfriend this hot?
No? Didn’t think so
Nono from Diebuster, you would like it if you enjoyed TTGL
Is there other character that can ACTUALLY beat Simon??
Nono from Diebuster, she’s not very subtle both in and out of her battle form. youtu.be
RTH
All you have Asurakek.
Have you at least read the whole thing?
Nono from diebuster
That's why he said Simon, not Kylejeet
She was, but she had a point with hers. Also, that's how I found out about the trope and Kyle himself.
thinking it's just "le chuds" mad at her and not literally everyone for essentially making gaming (and arguably some other media in general) worse and stale amongst other things
She's 14 pedophile
k!ll
Censoring yourself on Anon Babble of all places
Kratosbros I thought we bullied SimonKeks? Why are we jobbing to him then?
Calm down, Hal. She isn't a 100 year old alien for you to exploit loopholes with.
>RTH
All you have Asurakek.
Maybe not him specifically but I feel it's a shame at how many one-off fighters there are.
My favorite
Boundless Outerversal Potatoes, Sunday Roasts, Salads and Quiches!
K, b, c.
>TTRPGs
I would have said warhammer but Jews workshop legal team is high boundless, so no. Maybe DnD,MTG, or World of darkness?
LN'S
Definitely fate, Gilga vs the hag from 2hu is a somewhat popular matchup
Xianxia
Xianxia mentioned, yay. Anyways. Too niche, too fucking long, too retarded, too psycophatic, too overpowered, and too complex. Best candidats are lindon if Cradle gets its animated series, and it somehow becomes a hit...Unironically the best chance to get something xianxia related is klein (probably against the joker from persona). Somewhat easy to understand, is in a brittish setting so no nonsense daoist chink shit, and he is extremely EXTREMELY moral so no scaring normalfags with shit like 9 generations extermination, or mass canibalism for godhood (funnily enough, Klein is a xuanhuan, not a xianxia, but it kinda counts). Beyond that I eat tomatoes, seo from RTOC, and MAYBE Martial peak/ergen stuff (but even those have shit like rapist MC, or mass exterminations against (evil and demonic) minorities holy crusade style), and may allah forgive me if they want to go safe, R*yal R*ad shit (except for Jack, he is cool).
Most literature
Nah, it is hard to make entertaining cutaways when the only thing there is, is fucking text, I mean, for the love of god LOTR took a decade and some more to get in, even when it has one of the most expensive adaptions of literature ever. Also Wheel of time, or anything related with that fraud hack that is sanderson.
Also ARG'S,Crepypasta, and regular fanfic (ignoring red vs blue).
Simon won his fight because of lore instead of feats however
Behold someone who could beat your favorite DC character
I'm glad Simon won
I've never been a fan of Kyle
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If the Chaos Gods were multiversal they wouldn’t be dicking around with the Imperium and the Emperor who they see as a threat.
Featsbros...
LORE GENIUSES WIN AGAIN!
Why is multiversal Tzeentch afraid of the Well of Eternity is he retarded?
MY FUARKING HERO
Lore says that the chaos gods create and destroy the universe in an endless cycle. They willingly choose to limit themselves after the creation of each universe iirc
Is he retarded
Unironically yes
Beautiful
WHY LIZARD EVERYWHERE
Multiversal Khorne’s armor got chipped by planetary at best Skarbrand
Planet busting weapons in 40k could hurt Perpetua
Being on DC's high tiers isn't special
....I don't get it
Nia
Yoko
Hal would've been unstoppable in this verse
Possibly
Someone paid money to award that post
chaos gods are just embodiments of concepts
Kratos victims all of them.
kylefags were claiming the novels were no different from the GOW cookbook and that DB wasn't going to use anything with "flowery language."
the DB team paid for the translated versions of the novels specifically for research
GET DRILLLLLLED YOU FUCKING RETARDS. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
40k as a setting doesn’t work if you believe in multiversal Big E and Chaos Gods unless you think everyone is extremely retarded.
resorting to racism
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2 hours of cope
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What causes this level of seethe?
Pretty sure the first one is a joke, the second one is fucking hilarious though
not as beautiful as bernkastel, her one true MU
40k is literally a medieval setting forcibly converted to sci-fi for money.
kylejeets aren't posting here because they're too busy making youtube videos full of seething
Hulk destroyed Dark-Crawler's universe/dimension/whatever the fuck it was.
Madoka is far more beautiful (in a platonic sense) than the both of them.
Hal Jordan…
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Finally a match worthy of kratos
I don't think the video which features Simon introducing himself as "Simon the Poop Boy" was made seriously.
The turbo DCfag who thought Kyle would fridge Simon got btfo
Gotta love it
hard to believe
Bernkastel eats Hal alive
Hal Jordan…
Jojo owns death battle now
The first one is probably someone from here shitposting
boy Luke needs to return to the show man
Simon the NIYUUGGGERR!!!
Gets me every time
Kratos becomes a victim by each of them
Isn’t the biggest threat Danny (who Tucker got all of this retarded scaling from) faces a giant meteor that’s about to wipe out the Earth?
I SAID PLATONIC.
The Saber ryona will be worth the wait
Yes
Do you say drilla with the soft a or the hard r?
Huh, just realized that Death from Final Destination vs Wonder of U is almost a cool fight idea if not for how it would even work
Reggie claimed he would be seen as infinite multiversal by powerscalers if he could prove he wasn't gay so probably him
A multiversal ghost meteor thoughever
Sure Hal whatever you say
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I literally have the clip of that faggot seething
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I renember when the main supporter of Danny phantom fought tooth and nail to cap the verse at like city level for the absolute god tiers using ghost wall..
I feel like same-universe fights aren't discussed enough.
IE characters who haven't fought (Yet) but exist(d) in the same verse n' whatnot.
Examples
Agito vs Ohma (Kengan)
Blackbeard vs Kaido (OP)
Legion vs Irys (Gamera)
You get the gist
No one’s mentioning this, but it’s actually a pretty smart move to make Tom vs Wile the next fight. After Kyle vs Simon having probably the highest power levels in the entire show, switching over to a toonforce vs toonforce episode that probably won’t take itself seriously, or even have a real winner, is a good way to deescalate so that next time they do something like Aang vs Aether, it doesn’t feel like a massive downgrade compared to this episode.
Boros vs Monster Garou is pretty heavily talked about.
Props to him for being a fan of his series and not wanking it because he actually knows what he's talking about it.
It comes from the comics and multiple timelines, from what I understand.
He was on with the guy who did the "Simon would fridge Kyle" vid too which makes it even funnier
You mean the Invincible ryona
I feel like Monster Garou would win, even in the webcomic (The true way to do it)
Half the appeal of the show is the crossover shit. The only time people really want same-series matches are for battle royales (Pokemon) or alternate depictions (Mega Man, also a battle royale)
Is Aang vs Genshin going to be episode 200 then
Danny Phantom struggles to deal with a planet destroying meteor
Jenny destroys a planet destroying asteroid in her first episode with almost no effort
Ghost boy is lucky he’s intangible so he doesn’t get neg diffed.
Nah. He sucumbed, I don't know what happened.
No way unless they were being especially retarded.
Ohma curbstomps because he's gotten into PRINCIPLES garbage
Kaido mops the floor with Blackbeard, considering BB doesn't seem like much of a real fighter
Genuinely hard to think of because they both gave Gamera a REALLY hard time, but it's hard to say which one got him worse
invincible ryona
Just read comics for that lol
Luke after crushes Mark's internal organs (viltrumites have sub building durability btw)
Even the canon Luke that doesn't have gigaversal scaling can do this.
It’s not ryona if it’s a male dumbass.
Current Ohma would just stomp via all his years of wank
Kaido is on paper stronger than Blackbeard in everyway but Blackbeard would win via cutaway to then returning to see Kaido sprawled out in a pool of blood
Can't speak on Gamera scaling
Yoko
Nobara
Momo Yaoyorozu
Momo Ayase
Kanna Kamui
Sagiri
Madoka
Finally
Homura
Bernkastel
Sailor Moon
Karin Kurosaki
Yuzu Kurosaki
All my MOEwives as respect for beating Kyle back to irrelevancy I will never lay my eyes on Nia
Invicible ryona is gwen scissoring eve
I hope not lmao. I assume it’ll be Maka Vs Ruby. Even as someone who LIKES Aang Vs Aether I KNOW it doesn’t deserve to be the 200th episode.
His show and comics already do that
Kek
Doubt we are ever surpassing Bayonetta when it comes to ryona. Her death was just perfection.
Ready to pick up the bag Hal?
who?
Excuse me for not being an expert in the terminology for torturing women like sick fucks like you do.
Does the OP mangaka have Black Beard win offscreen so that the readers won’t know how his fight with Luffy will turn out or something because this sounds extremely retarded.
wasn't the meteor going to destroy The Ghost Zone which is a separate dimension which is why all the ghosts helped?
My hero...the strongest pedophile in fiction...
I mean, it's hard to think of which one between Legion and Irys is stronger because both make very strong cases
Irys was fighting a stronger version of Gamera than the one Legion did, due to Gamera being able to evolve over time to become stronger
At the same time it took Gamera only one fight to beat Irys and Legion forced him to use the Ultimate Plasma.
At the same time Irys did more damage to Gamera than Legion did, but Gamera was able to get up relatively quickly from being knocked out when fighting Irys while with Legion he took a good amount of time to get back up
Thanks simon for beating my Spic copycat
? Who are you
As a reward I won't fuck your wife.
What! Who the hell do you think I am!
Anyways, lets go moe squadron
*Hal flies a gazillion of light years away in a plank lenght with his harem, leaving Simon flabbergasted"
Funny interaction.
Deliveries
How is it wank?
Thanos' character arc was heading in this direction.
Not counting the Cosmic Cube, Thanos got ever closer to Godhood, and the question was always: Would it be different it he got to the next level?
So of course Thanos was going to reach true Godhood, absorbing even the One Above All.
Maybe this year he'll make an Omni-Gauntlet made up of every variation of the Infinity Gems in the entire multiverse into a gauntlet the size of the universe
The arc is concluded. Thanos at the very top of the Marvel Cosmology. There's no point in him revisiting that spot. It's already familiar to him.
Plus, Starlin is 75 now, well above retirement age. It was a feat just to cram out the last two sagas.
Yes, also aren't the new chapters bad at having suspense without feeling cheap. With memes like THAT guy and THAT event
Shadow gets Smash, Fortnite, DC and SMT scaling
kekposting is STILL going
Gauntlet the size of the universe
That's going to look hysterical
Jesus superman vs Super saiyan hitler
I remember some guy commissioned a bunch of Robin having sex with detective conan girls porn. A lot of sexual tension between cape and Shonen communties.
He's 75? Never knew that
He might actually be, his only competition is probably someone from umineko or an isekai
Would Kamina qualify as a Blue Lantern?
Guy Gardner is the best lantern.
Thanos
All Might victim.
I love how they used the cookbook to nerf the tree but can’t actually scale Kratos correctly to the tree at all, so literally it’s the most useless piece of “lore” for that battle.
Robin? Like, DC Robin?
Shut the fuck up Starlin. It was goofy when you made Thanos into a Megazord of abstracts with the Astral Regulator and had him overthrow TOAA. No amount of waxing poetic about how deep and prophetic his character arc is, is gonna make me think otherwise
Simon is now a lorewanker
It's over for featscels
I’m gonna ryona you if you don’t shut up.
Asura is the last one remaining...
German bro won
good for him
You need to stop worshiping comicbook gods and find Christ.
Atem's done this before in the pre-DM manga; his user was being such a cheating fag that his own monster BETRAYED him.
that director's cut alt ending where Ash fights Pikachu ends up being an anti-feat
Tryin' to think of who'd win in a battle royale between Optimus Prime analogues.
Transforming robot toyline with a story
Leader of the good-guy faction
Best feat doesn’t even get up to universal
It’s over.
Do we know if Ultima is valid for a composite or is it more in the line of using Archie for Sonic characters?
You don't know me or anything about me, you sanctimonious jerk. Take your own advice
I'd say so.
Can you do pic related please?
Kyle is...was the Greatest Lantern of All Time, and not even Swank could carry him against Simon.
I don’t think there’s that many Optimus Prime analogues who are actual robots.
can one shot DBZ, bleach, one piece, naruto, JJK, MHA, OPM, jojo, fairy tail, asura's wrath, and solo levelling
BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST
Post All Might going faster than Mach 10
He doesnt have the speed scaling even with his ap
No? He has lore, and feats. The latter supports the former into actually making sense.
Simon is so bullshit he actually forced Death Battle to embrace Dimensional Scaling
Kneel.
Post Thanos breaking handcuffs.
I know you think Starlin committed blasphemy for having Thanos defeat TOAA.
TOAA is not even a main character, he's D-list at best. Closer to a background element.
Anon Babble's boy breaking the barriers
my hero Hal is so humble...
yes he does
Speed: Varies, usually Sub-Relativistic+ (Comparable to Danny Phantom, who is capable of keeping up with the likes of Princess Dorathea in her dragon form,[10] which was fast enough to keep up with the Specter Speeder[Note 4]), up to Massively FTL+ at his peak (Comparable to Danny Phantom, who grew fast enough to keep pace with the Fright Knight[6][Note 5]) | Varies, usually FTL (Comparable to ghosts that can dodge Danny's ghost ray,[11], which are considered lightspeed[Note 6]), up to Massively FTL+ at his peak (Comparable to Danny Phantom, who is 10x slower than base Pariah Dark,[12] who preformed this feat) | Varies, usually FTL, up to Massively FTL+ at his peak (At least as fast as before), higher with Pandora's Box (When empowered by the box, he became faster than Danny Phantom)
You'd be surprised
Blue Cop (Metal Cardbot)
Leader-1 (The Gobots)
Slashcat (Attack Pack)
Tobot X (Tobot)
Boulder (Rock Lords)
Aerobot (Go-Bots)
Argus (Robotix)
Mobile Mortar (Robo Wheels)
Magna Rex (Neo Shifters)
Dino Tyranno (Dinozaurs)
There's more
Naraku (Inuyasha) vs Sukuna (Jujutsu Kaisen)
He won despite being weaker by dimensional scaling standards according to death battle.
How does he fare against this guy?
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DB maxwank scaling means that quote is 100% accurate.
He won because he could increase in dimensional tiers of strength near instantly.
no because any fight involving him will either be "YOU CAN'T HAVE A LOGICAL FIGHT WITH SAITAMA LOL HE'LL JUST ONE PUNCH AND WIN" or you throw him up against retardedly strong toonforce shit that he will ultimately lose to
You don't know about my religions affiliations, Jim. Just my opinion of your wank. Tell me how cool this looks...
Boundless deity. He has amazon scaling.
He won because they said he can grow +1D every second basically
At best they said Simon absorbed the power that contained 11 spatial dimensions.
At base. He could just keep going up
And then they said that he could immediately jump in power from that and surpass Kyle’s 12 dimensions over the course of the fight.
These two have varying level of quality, like pic, an actual super saiyan Hitler but looks like a deviantart post, or the Super Aryan manga Hitler. Did you have any particular pics in mind or could I use whatever?
Increasing dimensionality at will was never mentioned explicitly in the death battle or in TTGL's lore. At least not in the way that other characters like Bobobo have been specifically mentioned to be capable of.
Really, can any feat be portrayed as actually universal without using statements since we don’t know what a universe looks like? At max we can cap out Simon at multi-galaxy based purely on visual feats.
There's also Screechers and Turning Meccard but I can't really think of real "Leaders" for those besides Jayhawk and Evan respectively
the one above all was a non-pseudo-character that Starlin gave some agency and characterization to just to have him lose to Thanos. that is wank right there
The fuck is this
It's literally because Kyle summoned a GL construct once. That's literally the starting point of why it's a MU.
No thumbnail anon, I was just shitposting, I mean, I am not even the guy who requested it. Don't worry (:
Simon is the HERO of these threads.
TTGL humanity went from being cavemen to building futuristic cities in just 7 years
How the fuck did they manage that?
Chaos control is faster than guys who are supposed to be faster than instantaneous movement.
DC bros...
well for one thing.
Rossiu isn't American
Yes, he was picking mostly ran and haibara. I don't think it was cuck stuff either.
Spiral Power go BRRRRR
DRILL MOTHERFUCKER DRILL
Leeron went from being almost illiterate to knowing quantum bullshit in the same amount time. Spiral Power is fucking bullshit
It's mostly light novels and webcomics taking the thematics and lore of older asian mythology series and just going 100% self aware powerlevel bullshit with it, with characters playing chess with universes and shit.
The Tom and Jerry game just seems to be doing Journey to the West, which has similar aesthetics but isn't the same thing.
I'm more impressed they were able to fully integrate the beastmen into their new society with seemingly no racial tension or issues considering they were coming off the back of a multi-generational race war.
Chinese comics that apparently go wackier than LNs/VNs.
The evolution of the show turning it to Setting Battle fundamentally makes same-verse fights shit cos they'll usually just scale them to each other or people they both encounter. Gogeta vs Vegito was literally that.
sup
your wife is beautiful
the fact that Simon, by DB logic, dumpsters all of DC is so fucking funny to be because now DCtards are on 'Ben vs. Hal' levels of coping and seething that they've been fodderized
All of DC got fraudchecked by a fucking twink with a drill
Increasing dimensionality at will was never mentioned explicitly in the death battle
It's LITERALLY the reason they said he wins.
technically doesn't this outright make Simon in contention for the strongest character that's actually been on DB
depending on how you wank 'potential' does he outscale toonforce and beat Popeye or Spongebob?
if you give him Otoko then yes.
Simon's objectively the strongest character in DB so far.
Took fastest calculable feat from toonfags with JUST his lower mid tier form
Information tier giga regen and revive
Basically took down DC's entire cosmology solo
Forced them to bust out dimensionality and R>F bullshit
Not even technically. Simon's just outright the most powerful
Wile vs Tom is probably going to be top tier, toonkino always delivers.
Tom definitely has this in the bag unless they pull out tails gets trolled coyote