Sandy is black??!?!?!?!?

Sandy is black??!?!?!?!?

Black sassy Texan that knows karate

I'm just gonna say it. Based.

alien resident living in a world she doesn’t belong

I guess it fits

TIL: Spongebob is a manlet.

The squirrel jokes episode and the sea critters vs land critters one make it clear she’s a minority

Patrick is fat?

She is brown I suppose. if you want to represent her irl a brown person fits nicely.

Not the actual voice actors BTW.

Yeah, because she's a Texan in a different country/state.

Anon, he's consistently been one of the shortest characters on the show, only really beaten out by his "cat" and a literal micro-organism.

well yeah, shes Texan

chipper attitude

dat fro

dem hips

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This. It's a god tier combination.

I hate americans

continuity mastering at all

lazy

always sleeping

stupid unless he wears a special hat

Him being fat sounds about right.

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She has light brown hair and pink skin. A closer match would be someone with pink skin and light brown hair.

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she is from Texas, so it's not too crazy to imagine she'd be black

American website

those two aren't mutually exclusive

American Weebsite*

No wonder she left

If KOTH has taught me anything Texas can be very diverse.

I'm suprised no one else has said it but I like that the afro gives her the same silhouette that she'd have with the helmet. It's cute

Dex is Jewish?

jewway theater

Hard pass. Part of the problems the modern tv and film industry is the need to cater to faggy theater kids.

Has anybody seen the play? Is it good?

Never had put effort of imaginating how Sandy would look if she was human, and the characterization from this musical works perfectly

Of course

We've known for years

Sandy's a girl?!

Muh dick is pleased.

Patrick is a Himbo

Squirrel, anon. Squirrel.

Squigger

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Reminder that Spongebob is deep dicking Ariana Grande.

Do you think she makes him do the voice

This!

Literally anything you say someone is gonna say blacks can appropriate it. Literally anything.

But can blacks appropriate why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

black people can't be hillbillies

wasn't a war fought over black people in the south

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I like how they made the helmet look like a fro, that's nice.

What navy do you think they call in spongebob, Liechtenstein's?

I was looking for this reply lol. Everyone focusing on race and "miscasting" when it's obvious it's a hell of an easy way to mimic her helmet without having to build an enclosure or floating headgear. You couldn't ask for easier costuming.