Death Battle

Oh god, Mark. I didn’t mean to turn your brain off, I was just trying to project a funny meme I found into your head… I’m so sorry…

Dude, even a condom would be better than current Plastic Man

He’s a fart ballon for lesbians.

I'm more upset about the scaling they gave DC. 12 dimensions? Despite the numerous statements of infinite dimensions. Despite DB themselves literally giving Superman outerversal scaling in GVS3. It really doesn't make any sense.

Also I don't buy their arguments for Simons infinite potential. Not that Simon can't will himself to be more powerful. Sure can will himself to be stronger than his opponent anti spiral who explicitly stated to be 11D at the time. At best we can say he can will himself to be 12D, you could even argue 13D. (Based on what we've seen.) But to say he can infinitely transcend Kyle who would literally beyond dimensions by their own previous scaling of DC, is asking me to assume a lot.
So yeah, I'm not buying this result.

Inb4 butthurt DCfag lmao

No, all I'm asking for is consistency. Next thing you know, they put Simon against someone else whos 14D and says Simons loses because they capped him at 12D.

Ballot shit

Medaka vs Superman

They doubt if she's strong enough to fight Superman (more out of unfamiliarity). Her 120% copying power may put her over the edge if Superman doesn't obliterate her immeditaely.

Galvanic Mechamorph (Upgrade) vs Rotom

Fight depends on what tech will be available in the fight setting.

Felix the Cat vs Doraemon

Expects crazy stuff from both.

Leon Strohl vs Percival de Rolo

Rather uninformed in Metaphor. Leon is primarily a swordsman where Pericval uses guns. Vox would be neat to use.

Ziggs vs Trigger Happy

Fascinated by how many people still care about Skylanders.

Hat Kid vs Astro Bot

Ben likes it.

Vergil vs Sesshomaru

Chad thinks it would be cool to see Inuyasha on the show. It seems like they get more Sessh requests than Inuyasha.

Madoka vs Jade Harley

From what little Sam knows, Madoka vs Homesuck seems like a good pairing.

Wii Fit Guy vs Safety Sign Guy (both composite)

Safety Sign Guy would insane durability (working under the assumption that every sign has the same guy, who survived everything from electricity to Godzilla's atomic breath).

Sol Badguy vs Vash

Seems crazy that they haven't done Trigun yet. EoS Vash should be able to match up to Guilty Gear.

Travis Touchdown vs Scott Pilgrim

It's cool, but they've talked about it enough times to not go into much detail. It's either this or Travis vs Jack. Akuma suggested Travis vs Denji.

KR Gotchard vs Jaden Yuki

Joked that they could pull up any character and they could find a Kamen Rider matchup for them.

Krillin vs Bandana Dee

Sam knows Krillin doesn't stand a chance and that upsets him. The chat believes it to be more debatable.

Sentinels vs Daleks

A Dalek fight would HAVE to be an army fight. Throw in Nimrod and the Emperor Dalek. Ben wasn't sure how the Sentinels could even win, though they brought up that both can time travel.

Gold Saint tier

still waiting for you to provide the kaijufag's discord link, or are you making shit up again

Despite the numerous statements of infinite dimensions

Almost all completely bullshit and TTGL has a similarly 'beyond dimensions' stupid statement if you want to go that route

Despite DB themselves literally giving Superman outerversal

No they didn't

Also I don't buy their arguments for Simons infinite potential

Watch TTGL

Next thing you know, they put Simon against someone else whos 14D

Simon is probably never coming back but even if he did this would be retarded

DO THE IMPOSSIBLE SEE THE INVISIBLE
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
TOUCH THE UNTOUCHABLE BREAK THE UNBREAKABLE
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

Wow. Simonfags are literally gay.
Who would've thunk?

Barley contained seething
What are you talking about?

K, b, c.

Xhe doesn't know shit. I don't use discord.

Probably never coming back

He's obviously going to get a runback against a Hal variant.

you said kaijufag's a discord faggot in a server, post the link

You’re probably thinking of another anon, I haven’t been on since I posted the screencap of you sperging on Anon Babble

also, shame about your autism, laughter isn't a sign of anger

SeeAlso, Simon is being low balled whenever someone tries to cap him at 11D or 20D. Simon literally says they are above dimensions and all that bs in the show and this is backed up by all TTGL media.

U mad

never been to Anon Babble. you apparently have, and took screen shots on your mobile phone. also stop spamming Anon Babble

The Force >>>> The Majistry and Hal
prove me wrong

Krillin vs Bandana Dee

what is this matchup

u obsessed
god bless n keep u :)

Jedi are actually fucking weak lmao

Kakashi losing didn't make sense

gaslighting

Not gonna work fella

The Yuuzhan Vong kicked the Force’s ass

Nice try, Simon. But did you REALLY think that doing the impossible would make beating me possible?

The Force is a really weak power system mate, I don't know what you're trying to imply.

dude, that's kittan

T-there's totally more than one person posting my signature spam

Talk about falseflagging, holy shit.

Rimiru, or his AI anyways since it does everything for him, is more bullshit iirc

yeah you where totally playing dayz the entire time. drop the kaijufag's discord so i can report it for child porn so i can get rid of both of you

The Force is a really weak power system mate

Outerversal Force.

Legends.

Almost all completely bullshit

Are you not aware of the multiple scans posted in these threads saying DC is infinite dimensions?

TTGL has a similarly 'beyond dimensions' stupid statement if you want to go that route

dont car, if anything DC has more ground to stand on being infiniteD. They have far more instances and statements.

No they didn't

pic rel

Watch TTGL

don't need to. Post a scan of Simon transcending 14D.

if he did this would be retarded

Exactly. So lets ask for consistency

The only reason I’ve been using an inversion of (you)re spam is because it obviously pisses you off. You wouldn’t go through the effort of continually replying to me if it didn’t.

b-but you’re spamming too!!!!1!1!

Posting a few times in the last two days vs multiple times a day for seven months straight. Stop harassing kaiju threads across boards and I will probably stop.

This was the last thing DC and Marvel saw before being discontinued due to lack of sales.

nigger you've been posting oh no spam since august of 2023 lmfao are you really playing the victim card?

Fanfic

At best they'll do the Anti-Spiral or some pre-timeskip team fight, get real.

post the discord btw

Jobs to Ozriel

Oh shit I think you’re mistaking me for the guy who says

oh no

he’s not gonna go

3-0

I’ve been inverting his spam the last couple days. Also damn, he started THAT long ago?

Three DB related threads right now

Anon Babble
now

he's apparently been doing it since 2021 by responding to nikocados asshole pictures with god bless and keep you
so you're an imitation of a retarded church goer? sad

They already put Kyle above Hal while mentioning Spectre, Parallax, and all that. It's over. If Hal comes back its for a Ben rematch where he probably kills him again

dont car, if anything DC has more ground to stand on being infiniteD. They have far more instances and statements

NTA but this makes me less inclined to believe those statements, TTGL saved the TRANSCENDANT INFINITE DIMENSION UNBOUNDED talk for literally the last fight. Throwing it around like candy for every little event just makes the writers look retarded.

Pathetic.

Also DB themselves stated you can't use "infinite potential" as a win con. This was the same argument they used for GVS.

Quote: "What happens when you put a man with the power to break any limit, against a being with no limits in the first place? Only one has limits to give it all."

The Force has had massive power creep in the Expanded Universe and new Star Wars media. In the Original Trilogy, Force powers were subtle. That force users had any special powers at all was supposed be akin to a religious miracle. Luke just being able to lift a lightsaber was already considered to be special while Yoda being able to lift an X-Wing was supposed to be a seemingly impossible feat. But newer installments require greater and greater spectacles and force users are really powerful in modern Star Wars.

dont car, if anything DC has more ground to stand on being infiniteD. They have far more instances and statements.

LOL. DCfaggots, man. You can't make this shit up. Like what do you mean ''dont care'' you retard?

The whole point is to say the opposite of what he’s saying. And yes I knew about that other shit too. He also spams up Anon Babble and Anon Babble.

Uh i don't know, maybe they changed their minds after Simon did the impossible?

yeah sorry i don't keep track on these people so forgive me for getting you confused

Chainsaw Man shows the Fire Devil

Jogo victim?

Those other ones look like deliberate shitstirrers though. I won't say falseflags per se because there are definitely people that would do so as a form of 'support' for TTGL.

multiple scans posted in these threads

I'm aware of nearly every single one of them being either debunked or shown to be contradictory, yes

dont car, if anything DC has more ground to stand on being infiniteD

All DC has to stand on is being 6 dimensional with 52 finitely sized universes that are all weaker than a single universe as a whole with top tier characters engaging in planet-star level fights and only being able to destroy universes with a lot of prep or weird hax that doesn't scale to their physicals
Everything I've said is actually part of a genuinely major event that's part of the true and larger DC canon, unlike some random quote from a fucking Larfleeze book where some blue alien says some flowery shit that means nothing

pic rel

read your own scan moron

mxy is 5 dimensional

he can destroy all numbered dimensions

waow

don't need to. Post a scan of Simon transcending 14D

Don't need to, Simon transcended 8 dimensions in like 5 seconds and his entire thing is being able to grow stronger

Could DC tank a mango?

shit design
looks like that ben 10 alien
a ben 10 alien reject

DCfags will ignore their hated antifeats but praddle on that purely informational fluff and literal narrative text with zero room for interpretation don't count lol. Just enjoy the seethe.

Dude that's Boota

Nah Boota would body him no diff

You weren't supposed to post that!

FIGHT THE POWAH

Yes, just like the force.

Dude thats the srw scopedog

DCfags woke up last thread to niggerbabble about Morrison's fanfiction and Kyle's superior multiverse labyrinth feat

This is why battleboard against comicfags is pointless. Even if you beat them on their ground of "character with infinite potential that grows infinitely stronger", they'll just bring up a panel and claim it disqualifies everything. Even after DB basically claimed that Kyle is nigh omnipotent god that spins the whole cosmology on his rainbow cock.

Keep seething, faggots. The most you're getting is an Anti-Spiral vs Anti-Monitor match to help your hurt feelings.

I just got the context for this and it somehow feels stupider than if it was just the mango.

Simon, Superman, Kratos, who else are now part of the 'limitless potential' crowd?

DCbros, how is this '''''''''''Outerversal'''''''' character getting hurt by an attack like this? Please explain it to us, thanks.

YEET

I don't know why they are using Morrison. that guy is the last thing you would want to use for your arguments

DC bias

Never existed. Just gotta feed the tranimes a win every now and then to keep them paypigging, and Poochie Lantern was perfect to take the fall: everyone knows he wins, but nobody cares that he got screwed because, lmao, it’s Kyle.

WHERE IS BOOTA?!

WHERE IS HE?!

Keep seething, faggots. The most you're getting is an Anti-Spiral vs Anti-Monitor match to help your hurt feelings

And if they keep the same lowballed scaling that equaled Kyle with the Anti-Monitor then the Anti-Spiral just has to go "oh shit it wants to kill all life!? I need to get motivated and stop it!" and restart its evolution and spiral power growth again to drill him too. Imagine the seethe lol

This is why I hate dimensional/infinity bullshit. You start arguing about the legitimacy of feats being classified one way or another rather than just saying what it means.

MOTHMAAAAN! WHERE IS MOTHMAN?! WHERE IS HE?!

A DCfag will either tell you it's a metaphor or that it doesn't matter. Or better yet, they'll say that Superman has a gorillion other feats that cancel the antifeat.

Poochie Lantern

Uhhhh, they had him stronger than Hal DCkek...

There goes Marvel and DC... Looks like Image comics got hit!

Funnier outcome would be it just locking Anti Monitor in the ML

DCBROS WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS THIS? WHAT ARE THEY IMPLYING?

NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, HAL IS STRONGER..Just ignore how they gave him 6 dimensional scaling and a bunch of other retarded stuff...

But that's a special version of Superman that doesn't even scale to the other ones.
Hell, it loses the fight with Mandrakk and fails to vanquish him.
Its best calcuable feat is star level. Yet I'm supposed to buy an NLF that it "adapts" to anything? When they don't wanna do the same? Lol

If you don't apply some science to the dimensionalslop present in the comics, then most characters are going to scale to fucking planetary level. Like, the very concept of "Simon was able to beat Kyle's infinite growth with his infinite growth because his infinite growth has more dimensions" sounds so fucking retarded that you'd think it came out of mouth of a Kratosfag. They seriously need to stop with this infinity shit.

Post Kyle destroying a galaxy.

I....I CAN'T

I can't. The most he's ever destroyed is a planet, I think. And it wasn't Earth.

Infinite potential

Not inaccessible cardinal potential

This is why he is 1-C

ook ook

What's more is that STTGL and Super Granzeboma straight up hit infinite energy on screen, but Simon tanks that with Gurren alone an annihilates the entire drill which would be the closest to showcasing that kind of growth on screen.

Hal could've beaten SImon

Simon is getting wanked to 1-A actually now lmao. I'm not even kidding. There's a thread up for his upgrade.

DCBROS DON'T LOOK OR YOU'LL BE TRAUMATIZED FOR LIFE

I’m confused. Otoko Simon’s thing is affecting the real world.

But I’m DC, the real world is just another universe that can be destroyed in Crises. Doenst that mean anyone who can destroy a universe like Earth 33 is already past Simon

...in his dreams, which he will haunt till they are nightmares.

What are Ichigo and shinn even contributing to this pic?

I think the reason that Simon beats Kyle could be explained in very simple terms. Kyle could have the power to control the universe, but even the version that did was resisted by someone who was a lesser version of Simon. Without his trump card, Kyle gets massively outscaled by Simon.

Lemme guess: it’s because the Otoko CD just got translated?

Halkek...

They made Kyle Composite DC Man

Still couldn't beat anime

Yup, checks out.

Link?

Big deal. Hal Jordan has surpassed himself more times than Kyle has.

Hype i guess

You mess with Simon, you mess with ALL OF US

Can someone explain to me what the deal is with Grant Morrison and the material he wrote? I've downloaded the comic where CAS appears and most of the stuff explained about him seems to be some kind of flowery, hyperbolized shit about narrative. Like, he's supposed to be representing the "good" side of the narrative, though he loses to the bad guy? I genuinely don't get it.

You weren't supposed to say that.

I don't give a shit about Vsbw's retardation but I can't deny the seethe over his upgrade would be funny.

Ichigo's providing justice power.

He's a large star level jobber who'd lose to SS2 Gohan, that is all.

Yes.
vsbattles.com/threads/gurren-lagann-simon-the-digger-and-anti-spiral-upgrade.179355/

He can't understand comic books

It's alright. You can always go back to manga.

My god... T-that's boundless!

Like it’s even said only information is suppsoed or be able to pass through.

only information

weak

SIMONBROS...WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

It seems that way…. Until you realize ALL DC universe busters must be able to extend their power to a conceptual level to do damage to Eatarth 33

And therefore Kyle CAN destroy on the informational level

A jobber?

He tried to pull out a LotR about sheet papers by using jewish stuff

I am undefeated.

Miles ''Tails'' Prower...

Retconned by Morrison. this "real Earth" is in a 2D space. It's still fiction.

It makes no distinction between layman's "information" and scientific information though.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So is Otoko Simon, there’s a reason the CD doesn’t actually crack when you play it. None of these things ever REALLY happen.

Give Saint Seiya MUs that are not...

Seiya vs Moon

Athena vs Palutena

Ikki vs Magik

Hades vs Zamasu

Saga vs Sentry

Not true, I met Simon once.

Expecting Jobgo to win against anyone.

Won DBcast twice

Gaped Kyle 15-0 on G1

Stomped while lowballed to 11D on DB

Lives rentfree in DCfag heads

Simon...

No, you see, DC characters can destroy the real world! They even have feats!

Then how come we’re still alive?

Uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh…

Sukuna and Gojo kinda rape CSM’s Horsemen for now

Morrison (especially as he ventures into the cosmic) treats characters as beyond characters in a story and instead as stories unto themselves. In this sense, they do not have normal limitations like you would expect like a maximum strength or speed. Their main limitations are just their roles and ability they must or must not have to fulfill them.
This means that technically these stories depict versions of the characters that are literally capable of anything, so long as it fits the narrative.
To me this means you cannot really see these sorts of things as applicable to the characters as they are in the wider setting. Very very broad stokes versions of the events might have occured, but the rules of the setting will ultimately take precedence.

OUR FUARRRRKING HEROES

WB doesn't own these sons of a bitches anymore so they're free from the DC wank.

the CD is 3D...

big jiggly titties…

Goku vs Seiya, the battle for Latin America should be an actual DB.

We say the same for SCP and Kingvwrse and even 4D Saiyans. Why NOT DC?

So is the comic

Hades vs Beerus.

If only Asura had won his match. This wouldn've been the perfect season

You know what's scary? Tits have gotten bigger since Yoko. Hell, back in the 80s, this was considered a titty monster.

Simon is a Chad who lends his wives to fellow DB victors like Spawn, Bowser, and Fall Guy. Tom or Wile will join the group

No Chad played Kamina's cameo.

Part 2

Nobody cares, please stop posting that disgrace of a manga here

this is canon btw

Is this your hero?

Heh... Earth 33 is our earth, so it's otoko level!

Heh, the source is the blank page, so it's otoko level

Heh, the monitor sphere is the edge of the story, so it's otoko level!

And so on until DCfags run out of cope for Simon not surpassing their continually shrinking verse (adding more shit doesn't make it bigger there's just more separating the audience and the story)

SCP

That’s just potential powerlevels after a certain amount of growth, they’ve never claimed that 3812 has actual feats of IRL destruction, while ignoring that stuff not actually happening IRL.

Kingverse

Who?

4D Saiyans

WHO?!

is Plastic Man a cuck?

debunked

please debunk them lol

or shown to be contradictory,

Dude DC is contradictory all the time. Its better to go with whats consistent. And whenever dimensions is brought up, more often than not it's state to be infinite dimensional.

capping DC is only 6 dimensions

Mr Mxy is only 5D

lol "Dimension" has more than one meaning. DC has 6 realms of existence. They call them dimensions as in “a dimension”. It’s a realm of existence. Not a spacio temporo geometric dimension. When Mr Mxy or anyone reference dimensions, they're stating that they literally "exist" more than other characters. They're infinite dimensions that exist between each realm.
This is not that hard of a concept to understand.

Simon transcended 8 dimensions in like 5 seconds

Sure. But you expect me to believe he can transcend 9? 20? or 85? When he hasn't shown the ability to do so?

the Makimabro apparently didn't even like the manga the entire time

?

Jerry would solo TTGL and violate Nia

That's not Jerry, btw. If I remember, that's his cousin who was a thug?

but can they beat suggsverse?

no that was indeed jerry after drinking the botched poison tom gave him

That's easily a d cup that is a titty monster.

adding more shit doesn't make it bigger there's just more separating the audience and the story

Annihilated

No that's Jerry after he ate the super cheese. You're thinking of a different episode.

Ah, that's right. Damn you know Tom and Jerry lore.

Half of the horsemen are featless, only Makima (who rapes Sukuna and Jojo) has decent material to powerscale.
Yoru is also getting there, she has decent stuff but she still needs a bit more to reach Makima's level (I am talking about the amount of showings not power)

this is canon since Jerry never gets punishment for being a little shit

so is the comic

Morrison said otherwise. He said It's 2D.
Look man We can draw over Comics, We can edit then But It's hard to edit a CD without outside help (Apps.)
Disks hold the components for AI, a Comic can't. Disks can save and delete Comics. What can Comics do to a CD?. Simon has more Dimensionality.
Do you have problems with this? Then You have problems with Morrison.

I've always been pretty vocal about how awful part 2 is, anyone who genuinely enjoys Chainsawman would hate part 2.

Post where he said, the physical copy of a comic in holding is 2 dimensional

they're threatened by a drill lol

Guys...this is all kind of...well, stupid...

How can Simonfags comfortably live knowing DB had to literally nerf DC cosmology just give them them the win?

researchers said in the official discord that they want to do Superman vs Sentry and Thor vs Wonder Woman 2

DCbros.... are we about to take two more Ls to GODvel?

Our special snowflake dimensions are bigger because we say so

Capeshitters inventing these arbitrary terms to make their settings more complex doesn't mean simpler settings that just say they're at the top of everything already aren't more powerful. These niggers will invent a poopyverse above their pissyverse above their omniverse to pretend they are somehow less limited than other settings. In reality it's like putting up completely arbitrary walls for your own characters so you can shittalk about other fiction not caring about these made-up walls lol
Fictional cosmology beyond universes, timelines or multiverses is nonsense.

Simon is getting humbled by a mouse right now.

Sounds like they strengthened it quite a bit

bro the wall is super strong! I-It can trap Doctor Doom in it even! Salmon stands no chance!

they gave Kyle the full damn cosmology lol. they gave him everything to throw at Simon.

Grant says that Superman transcends us who transcends Superman who transcends us ad infinitum thoughbeit

plas wins and it's not even remotely close

Wait a minute...I'm a featsCHAD!

Source?

Because wanked DC cosmology is literal suggsverse level of brain damage, in terms of consistency and retardation.

Since when was Kyle a DC herald? Fucking nobody talks about this guy

If you listen closely you can hear the rattle of the pill bottle.

We are 1 dimensional.

WAKEY WAKEY DCFAGS

Luffy is fighting Mitsuke's friend's dad.

Everyon says he’s Martian ManhunterMs equal based off one comic.

Said comic has Infernus peak at city level, has Plastic Man unable to defeat him even when helped and needed Scorch to power drain him jjst so the League wouldn’t be burned alive in time for J’onn to save himself

Technically, it’s basically impossible to destroy Anos, even at a conceptual level considering how his source works. However, he’s not immune to higher order plot manipulation so characters like Featherine and funny enough Otoko Simon could beat him.

loses to Plastic Man

They also nerfed TTGL.

[Original from IGN]
sciencefiction.com/2019/10/15/superman-story-is-the-greatest-story-part-i/

In the case of comic book stories, it’s the war between white page and ink. And who’s to say that the page might want that particular story drawn on it? [laughs] What happens if the page is a bit pissed off at the story that’s drawn on it? So I thought of the page as God. The idea being that the Overvoid – as we called it in Final Crisis – of the white page as a space is sort of God.

any page is God according to Morrison.

Krillin vs Bandana Dee

homestuck

And people say my List is bad

I think he’s referring to they nerfed the scale of DC cosmology.

Always has been the writers just fucking hate him

Fuck off listtroon

Unless Luffy grabs the Moon out of the sky and hits Imu in the face with it, I think Luffy might be cooked.

Wait a second, Plasticman doesn't have haki!

NTA but the cosmology was always just nonsense extra steps to a multiverse. Who gives a fuck?

Do tranime’s forget scaling exist?

Am i wrong tho
Name any Mu here that is worse than Krillin vs Bandana Dee

I'M SIMON THE DIGGER! IF THERE'S A WALL IN MY WAY, I'LL SMASH IT DOWN!!!

Scale this

any page is God according to Morrison.

I'm being serious by the way

It then tries to protect itself from the seething contact with ‘story’ and imagines a race of beings, ‘angels’ or ‘monitors’ (another word for angel, of course) to function as an interface between its own giant eternal magnificence and this tiny, weird crawling anthill of life and significance that is the DC Multiverse.

Batgod moved eternity (w-what do you mean thats a term for time? S-shut up mangat tranime faggot! ) he beats anyone for sure.

Wow they nerfed at most a 20D verse to a 11D verse.

plastic man bounces the drill back

We dont say cooked around this parts, bitch. On the floor.

Pic related, I also saw one of the other researchers say they'd like to do Superman vs Sentry. I dug further back and saw an old 2023 message from Swan where he said he didn't understand how Sentry could lose to Superman too lol

DCfags take Morrison's schizophrenia seriously

Light vs Columbo

What a fucking joke.
Even if Columbo could outsmart Light somehow, Light can just bash his head in with his literal infinite page lifting strength.

Light Yagami shits on Superman since he failed to lift a book of infinite pages with help.

We all know Batgod is PIS. But also he sales and it’s funny.

But if you want me scale this. I’d say he one shots Simon.

it’s the war between white page and ink

Bring me the Monitor-Sphere.

Post what Swan said.

That is literally vsbw own metric

Inaccessible cardinal > Uncountable Infinity > Infinity

I'm gonna be honest, VSBW had consistent tiering, being very generous to statementfags is my only criticism.

He went to say that Art > Story. I think He is doing things for the Rule of Cool. Too bad He believes it a Religious Experience.

Is this because the audio CD got an actual translation btw?

ye

being very generous to statementfags is my only criticism.

Anon Babblebros...

young krillain vs a regular waddle dee

Figures, it was untranslated properly for ages. I wonder if the Otoko manga is too.

Seems like he was more just unfamiliar being fair

Cooked.

No internal imaging

Npcbro...

I'M SIMON THE DIGGER! IF THERE'S A BULL IN MY WAY, I LET HIM SMASH THE LOVE IF MY LIFE!

Based

Nice to hear, Kyle.

I'M SIMON THE DIGGER! IF THERE'S A BULL IN MY WAY, I LET HIM SMASH THE LOVE IF MY LIFE!

Kek he said this

imagine if they had made molecular man vs doctor manhattan before doomsday clock

TEAR A HOLE IN MY WIIIIIIFE

LEAVE ANOTHER, BABY BEHIND

Soon.......

Plastic man is more powerful... more capable... than you can imagine.

you lost, raj

I remember when Kyle said this.

Nigger they think that the black kid from danny phantom and Sanic can bust a gazillion universes at a brazillian times the speed of light, the fuck are you talking about?

20D is still nerfed. Simon said they were not bound by dimensions before he fought the Anti Spiral.

Simon the NIEEEGYUR

youtu.be/IT4bY2IbilQ?si=k9i3uMHXoV8QAWKG

black kid

BVLLterversal

I see no problem

It’s a bit embarrassing that DB’s ‘comic expert’ hasn’t gotten the memo that the New Avengers happened when Molecule Man was mindfucked and retconned over the period of two years. He used this argument against Superman in the podcast arguing for Sentry a few weeks ago.

Superman? Slaughtered.
Wonder Woman? Whipped.
Godzilla? Gaped.

KEKAROO!

NIA? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU’RE HAVING SEX WITH KYLE RAYNER, PLASTIC MAN, JERRY MOUSE, AND KAMINA???

he's back

DCshitters are so mindbroken they can't help but writefag their favorite DC writing tropes in the thread

Holy fucking kek

Molecule Man was mindfucked and retconned

They did him dirty. Why does Marvel hate him?

I can’t believe it, we got everything, we scaled Kyle to our entire cosmology, and I tried to downplay TTGL by ingenuously comparing the Anti-Spiral’s size to the planet on his head ad saying the universes were only 2D galaxies and spammed these threads with gay cuckoldry and AIslop porn for an entire month, yet we STILL LOST……………..

It was getting to hugboxy in here

Pathetic.

Vanish within my GALAXIAN EXPLOSIOOOON.

Are we all in agreement?
youtube.com/watch?v=0tcDwN5fA5U

and Sanic

Yes. This is from the official Sonic Encyclopedia btw. And Solaris is fodder for Super Sonic 2 and Cyber Super Sonic.

Superman typed this

I swear, I listened to their podcast and I can’t take them seriously. lol

How many times do you have to get the reminder Swan does not and has not ever actually read comics? He literally just browses RTs and whatever unhinged 'cosmology' blog is written by some VSBW retard and calls it a day

using yugi hair, a series about analysis, outsmarting your foes and overall being smart...and saying Kyle wins

Yeah, that the guy can't post Kyle destroying a galaxy.

I remember when Superman said this.

No different to the anons here then.

Atem would rape Kyle

ENOUGH. Bring me The Presence, who can't even surpass his own 2D page into audio form.

When?

I get the feeling anons being able to bring up Major Disaster screwing the Flash with probability manipulation or Kyle losing all of his energy, multiple times, or getting overexerted by mundane shit actually do read comics

Solaris is stronger than The End.

Simon is still fiction anon. He's not real, take your meds.

COPE Morrison…

R-right away sir!- Wait, I meant Lord! Abababa... *Skeddadles*

Counterpoint. Morrison genuinely believes that SuperFAG and his amazing boyfriends are real.

Anon Babble reads comics

I mean, give it enough time and a comic writer might post here anonymously
say Hi!
Hi!

Post simon drilling through infinity

Has he made any more comment? On twitter he posted Superman eating Archie Sonic like a cookie so he clearly has a high opinion of him.

"Attention, everyone! Attention! I'd like to say something real quick! It's important!"

Solaris gets hurt by Super Sonic's attacks.
The End does not get hurt by Super Sonic's attacks.
Done.

sample

uh oh

Mortal you would get gaped by random Beastmen of the week or early Viral.

"Check this 5 everybody"

Reminder that Kyle was the deliberately nerfed sacrificial lamb for tranimefags.

So we all agree Alien X is beyond Hal, right?

Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker

Just had gay sex. Character for this feel?

Reminder that Simon gaped all of DC’s cosmology whilst being downplayed.

Why was India in particular so invested in Kyle winning?

downplayed

downplayed to what

lmao, no.
Jon

I blame DB being scared of Kratosfags more than Asurafags

Presence is below white page and ink

Avant simon surpassed it and battled his author

Every other "2D" realm in DC is just an arbitrary extra 2D realm that's infinitely smaller than their 2Dverse, just like their in turn fictional universes and multiverses ("""monitor space""", """godsphere""" etc) are just extra steps to the larger multiverse that most verses don't bother with

Bejitabro...

Morrisonbros…

Nulybro btw

You know pages and ink are 3D, right? Their depth is just so flat retards pretend they’re 2D

He still doesn't know? After all these years? Why doesn't anyone in his discord tell him?

Naruto

Iceman

Zlybro btw

Superman, you let Lois Lane get fucked by Batman, Aquaman, Green Arrow, and the Flash

Gokek is barely 2-C btw

Yeah, because he's fucking insane. Simon didn't actually interact with reality. Just because a writer writes a character saying he's in the real world doesn't mean he's actually there. Don't be a schizo.

My favorite hero Kakarot, of course!

He broke the on-screen confirmed, novelization confirmed and artbook confirmed infinite drill on the left btw, surpassing any on-screen feat in DC.

Mark Grayson

Kratos literally killed his author though

a modern day Pygmalion

No one (with the exception of shitposters), is arguing that Simon, or any fictional character is acshually real...Except for DC fags (renember the faggot that tried to aruge that Constantine was real?).

I'd like everyone to know that I love my husband! And that if you try and stand in our way, we'll "kick your ass" as he says!

Reminder that Kyle was the deliberately nerfed sacrificial lamb for tranimefags.

Superman...

K,b,c.

Now post him drilling through an inaccessible cardinal infinity

Constantine literally IS real. We have numerous eye witness testimonies that he is real.

the only reason why people think DC is 'above multiversal' is because morrison thinks DC characters are real people you can go and talk to right now
this is not a route of argumentation you want to go down

Based

He just did.

Nia only loves and worships his BULL Kamina. All Simon can ever do is cosplay as Kamina and hope it entertains Nia long enough she won't leave him for Kittan

thinking Nia is better

This schizo author wrote a story were his character fought him

Its still fiction anon.

You have to take your meds...

lies detected

Can't post Kyle above galaxy tier

weak

Dude, even his “peak” comic needed him relying on Green Lantern to save him from the flames of a city busting blast.

Loses to Red Roc

no lies detected

Simon couldn’t beat an overworked, malnourished, more than likely below 5 foot 10 bugman with a 4 inch penis

Simon is 4D at best.

Reanimen vs Nomu?

Post it again.

Fodders for composite Rei and Asuka, specially if scaled to the anti universe from Rebuild of Eva

an overworked, malnourished, more than likely below 5 foot 10 bugman with a 4 inch penis

But enough about your mom

K, b, c.

GOLD
mold...

dimensional autists

FFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK

Scholars, is it safe here?

Plastic Man has no way of damaging Luffy

He's drilling infinity on screen. Post DC doing anything infinite on screen (they can't since they are star level at best)

Post Constantine not being a fraud, because otherwiwse he is sub Rei fodder

Scholars, is it safe here?

uh, did mods finally ban /dbs/?

Who actually wins Hulk vs Godzilla Ultima?

every scholar getting shot down because a pedo lost his mind

offtopic moeshit still allowed

Elise: Did you destroy it?

Sonic: No.. That is the true Solaris.

All Sonic and co achieved was using the purifying nature of the Chaos Emeralds to bring Solaris back to its natural state without the rage and pain it had built up from the Duke's experiments upon it.

t-this is b-beyond me

Canon in more than one instance

JOBgon JOBkeks fleeing to Simon’s halls

Surprised you actually called it lmao

>every scholar getting shot down because a pedo lost his mind

kek, no wa—
nevermind, I can see it. did he spam loli porn?

a local offtopic moeshitter got severely mocked and his favorite shows got crapped on

he got insane and spammed pizza

mods werent doing the job properly and people kept complaining

they banned everyone complaining

dead thread

pedo pajeet still kept posting horrors there

absolute lifeless thread now

somehow you get banned for making fun of DBS Broly

You know, all this talk about Morrison being a schizo is making me realize that the reason Lovecraft's universe is rated so highly(in power level debates) is because he's the biggest schizo of them all.

...since I already surpassed it during the Anti-Spiral fight.

WE EVOLVE BEYOND THE PERSON WE WERE A MOMENT BEFORE

LITTLE BY LITTLE WE ADVANCE FURTHER WITH EACH TURN

THAT'S HOW A DRILL WORKS

THE WISHES OF THOSE WHO HAVE FALLEN. THE HOPES OF THOSE WHO WILL FOLLOW!

THOSE TWO SETS OF DREAMS WEAVE TOGETHER INTO A DOUBLE HELIX, DRILLING A PATH TOWARDS TOMORROW!

THAT'S TENGEN TOPPA! THAT'S GURREN LAGANN!

MY DRILL IS THE DRILL THAT CREATES THE HEAVENS!!!!!!!

Friend of yours?

Favorite demon from SMT?

No lies detected.

loli

It was a the real deal.
Check under

I don't like any dimensions in death battle. Writers don't think about dimensionality and shit when they write, that's not what the writers think about when they're trying to show how strong a character is.

Welcome Spiral cousins. Remember that flecks of shit in the dirt are all DCfags ready to be drilled away by GODnime like GODGON GODBALL towards a brighter future

I-I almost got it that time!

Kino
Based
And canon

Kratos dogwalks him.

Doc's upset he missed the cp.

Well Kratos isn't DC so there!

Bu-bah

Anon I'm saying ANYONE who claims a fictional character is actually real because the author wrote a story were they interact with the real world is a fucking schizo. The only thing this kind argument proves is that your character is weaker than the author since he controls all of their actions at the end of the day.

...in his dreams as Kratos has nightmares from Avant Simon's lashings.

dctroons get so utterly assblasted by chadnime they begin spamming their cheese pizza folders in the original scholarly halls

KEKAROO

And the ''true'' Solaris is just a little flame that even Elise can destroy. Solaris at his max fighting power gets hurt by Super Sonic. The End does not get hurt by Super Sonic.

the real deal

jesus christ

>a local offtopic moeshitter got severely mocked and his favorite shows got crapped on

>he got insane and spammed pizza

>mods werent doing the job properly and people kept complaining

>they banned everyone complaining

bruh
at least Lovecraft's stuff comes from his Nightmares. Morrison is a LARPer.
ew, no.
Elohim then Mot.

Fraud of War

Simon

Bleeding

kekaroo

It's been a while since I saw /dbs/, man you guys never recovered after the Daipa finale

Also if your a real /dbs/ scholar post something funny

...in Simon's fanfiction he writes tearfully to distract himself from the sound of Kratos PLOWING Nia and Yoko (because Simon is a canon cuck and Kratos is a SEXBEAST)

Kratos would not waste his time with Shitia.

canoooon

Kratos would hand Nia the scraps to be part of Atreus' harem

Otoko Simon laughs and writes a fanfiction with Boota raping Kratos, making it real

kbc

Elohim

huh?

Mot

based

Surprised you didn't say Alice

Fave Morrigan MU?

Post Kratos destroying a mountain.

4D Saiyans

?!

Nah, Nia doesn't even factor in. Cuz she's dead.

...in Simon's fanfiction he writes tearfully to distract himself from the sound of Kratos PLOWING Nia and Yoko (because Simon is a canon cuck and Kratos is a SEXBEAST)

Luluco annihilates DC up to the The Void btw

...but in his fanfictions, unlike Kratos who literally stepped out into the real world in canon. And who fucked Yoko and Nia in canon. And who made Simon watch like a cuck from the bush in canon.

BU-BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!

Kratos fucked her.

CAANNNOOOOONNNNN
Kratos and Atreus can both revive the dead and score women, two things Simon cannot

No

WE EVOLVE BEYOND THE KEK WE WERE A MOMENT BEFORE

LITTLE BY LITTLE HE ADVANCES FURTHER WITH EACH TRUST

THAT'S HOW A BULL WORKS

THE DESIRE OF THE LIVE OF MY LIFE! THE HOPE OF THE BULL WHO WILL IMPREGNATE HER!

THOSE TWO WEAVE TOGETHER IN THE HOTEL BED, THE BULL DRILLS A PATH TOWARDS TOMORROW!

THAT'S TENGEN TOPPA! THAT'S GURREN LAGANN!

MY BULL IS THE BULL THAT PIERCES THE LOVE IF MY LIFE!!!!!!!

When Boota rapes you in base formin front of Atreus

...in Simon's fanfiction he writes tearfully to distract himself from the sound of Kratos PLOWING Nia and Yoko (because Simon is a canon cuck and Kratos is a SEXBEAST)

no lies detected

Hal Jordan molests her

This happened

Felecia is better than Morrigan.

KEKAROOOOOOOOOO

Why would Kratos say this? Wasn't he a better man?

It's hilarious because this is 100% in character for Cucky Simon
A CHADLY KING like Kratos would show the women of his world what a real man is like, since Real Men do not exist in Gurren Lagann slop

This is what 2 ''Outerversal'' DC characters fighting each other looks like btw.

kek
oh no. no the cp. aaahh
knowing Anon Babble, he won't get banned.
huh?
PRAISE

I dunno. Why?

Why waste time when they already have Yoko, the undisputed hottest anime redhead in history?

If Kratos is so strong, then how come Cuckanon uses him like a puppet?

He IS a better man
(a better man for Yoko and Nia)

Hello raj

SHARTos lost all his manliness after he got raped by a bear

Sub-kakeraversal.

Simon writes fanfiction of your favorite verse

non of it is canon do to international copyright laws

Are the jews the most powerful characters in fiction?

Kratos is so lucky...

Simon lost all his manliness after he let Kamina rape Yoko

Kratos just shit himself and exploded from this btw

you lost, raj. simon won. we saw you pussy out and stop posting when simon kicked kyle's ass.

John Wick is for Max Payne

No lies detected

I would love to keep arguing with you, but I don't want to wade through a wave of Cuckanon at the moment.

We get it. CP doesn't bother you because you watch it every day.

DC characters can overcome the jews by literally manifesting into the real world through Alan Moore's magic schizophrenia

"man" of cope had to hide behind KINGtos

KEKAROOOO CAN DC FAGS GET ANY LOWER?

I know who elohim is, just surprised anyone can like me. For me
If Hathor or Loki

kratos the vaporeon fucker

Are the jews the most powerful characters in fiction?

Jews didn't invent copyright, anon... right?

Chinks and vodkies have no limitations.

Ah, the canonical ending to the series. I love seeing it.

Meltdown over his 100 year old fodderverse getting clowned on after decades of gorging itself of anti-feats while proclaiming his verse the strongest fiction or something

Pic rel is UNFAIR to DC.

K, b, c.

What do these CHADS do for fun?

I HEREBY DECLARE BY ROYAL DECREE
NO MORE CUUCKS ARE ALLOWED ON /DBG/

I know who I'm voting for.

Odds of them actually using the Xianxia scaling for Tom?

ALL OF DC’S COSMOLOGY gets VAPORIZED by those TITS!?!?!?!?

SIMONBROS WE GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE BEFORE HE BEATS OUR ASS LIKE BIG BRO KAMINA

why are they in molag bal's rape dungeon?

Pierce the heavens and play Mario Party

watch other men rape their wives

very likely
it's so blatantly ridiculous and probably won't actually affect the real outcome (that wile's tech will just backfire) if tom wins

MY HEROES

BEASTS!!!

We did it, we finally assembled a team to take on base Kratos. Let's just pray it's enough...

Nia loves Kamina and sucks Kamina's cock in hell

Kratos would've killed Kamina if he was in that position

>We did it, we finally assembled a team to take on base Kratos. Let's just pray it's enough...

It’s schizo when your author believes his characters are beyond real, but not mine..

Do Simonfags really?

Simon...this is the team to take on Kratos' sled dog

With the COMBINED strength of these four we can take on......

you can just feel the tears coming down raj's face as he's typing

for-forgive me Kingtos, You are a better representation of HOPE then a raped fraud like me.

Kratos's son Atreus.

just surprised anyone can like me

come on, bruva. have more self-esteem. you are handsome

...And as such I will exile myself!

No way they won't bring it up just for how ridiculous it is. The verdict I think will just be if Wile is competent enough to actually use his anti-toon things properly.

tom gets xianxia scaling, the coyote gets DC scaling

Tom still wins, making it so DC got KEKED by something that isn't Marvel two times in a row

Xianxia in DB, and more DC meltdowns? It must be my birthday.

Yes and then he'd fuck Yoko and Nia in the same bed and then he'd make the Anti Spiral be a better man and then he'd WHUP simon for being a weak cucky bitch

This is literally canon btw

KWABAROO

They just returned as soon as Kratos came back, might be worth asking them about that coincidence.

fodderizes everything except Simonbin this thread

WE EVOLVE BEYOND THE KEK WE WERE A MOMENT BEFORE

LITTLE BY LITTLE HE ADVANCES FURTHER WITH EACH TRUST

THAT'S HOW A BULL WORKS

THE DESIRE OF THE LIVE OF MY LIFE! THE HOPE OF THE BULL WHO WILL IMPREGNATE HER!

THOSE TWO WEAVE TOGETHER IN THE HOTEL BED, THE BULL DRILLS A PATH TOWARDS TOMORROW!

THAT'S TENGEN TOPPA! THAT'S GURREN LAGANN!

MY BULL IS THE BULL THAT PIERCES THE LOVE IF MY LIFE!!!!!!!

...'s pet snake (baby form)

Morrison is a LARPer.

It's worse. He's a goddamn druggie

I'm not 10 but thanks, I meant to say him lol

This is what happened to superman after Kratos activated his Spartan Rage

I don’t know much about this match up. But this thread is hilarious. Keep it up. Solid entertainment.

And if it works on nonACME toons

What do you think the cuckposter was doing in the meantime for him to leave on Sunday and return two days later?

mindbreaks DCfags

BEAST

Kratos victim

He was coping with the fact his white BVLL got gaped by Simon with 0 effort

Watch episode

man DB was blatantly inconsistent with their DC scaling to give Simon the win

Fight was still cool tho, just that they really need to have better argumentation or give an explanation for the inconsistency

post in series general about complaint

HAHAHA U MAD KYLEKEK? YOU MAD THAT YOU LOST LITTLE BABY MAN

why are some people like this? Whenever a valid complaint about the fight is brought up its just a massive wave of retardation and disegenious nonsense.

Who counts as an ACMEtoon?

base Superman mook

wait what? he legit took drugs??
kek

DB gassed up Kyle as the strongest DC herald with antimonitor scaling and a lowballed Simon annihilated him. Cue DCjeet seethe

I jobbed.
I’m sorry.

…izer.

Base superman mook

Russian cock out of NOWHERE

Simonfags are mindbroken low iq shonenmanchildren. Everyone knows this

Kyle...

Alternatively, The coyote gets his sun busting feat yet he still jobs because he is too incompetent. Making it the 3th time in this session that someone loses because of jobbery.

Anti Spiral can't even beat a cuck like Simon.
CHADDY KINGTOS onepunches anti spiral

DC's entire cosmology....

Post Kyle destroying a galaxy.

DC’s entire cosmology…

kyle lost

Kylejeetbro...It's over...

Going by what the verdict argues I just don't see how Kyle can win. He can't kill Simon and his ring works on a time limit that's worse that Simon's stamina. The power escalation argument might as well just be flavour at that point.

Can ANYONE post Kratos destroying a planet?

DC’s entire cosmology…

Kratos…

I think it's time for me to admit that the Halls died for good and all that's left is our culture scattered across the internet snd refugees on other places like this. Time to finally move on after more than a decade.

Looney Tunes. Tom and Jerry are Hanna-Barbera.

You did your best, entire DC verse...

Goku said this

copyright

jobs to Doctor Deranged

The gayest super robot ever made, named Bravern, should be good for this feel.

Kyle said this.

All me btw

You're just realizing this?

FUARK, I can post him destroying a universe (GOW 1), The platonic concept of Fate itself (GOW 2), and multiple infinite omnipotent beings and their respective realms (GOW 3) but I can't post Kratos destroying something as small as a planet!

Kyle lost, man. Be humble and admit defeat already. Have a code of honor and let it go.

wait what? he legit took drugs??

At least he constantly brags about doing so, and recommends it to other comic book writers. Claims that invisibles was inspired by drug trips. It could be LARP, to keep up with image of le heckin creative author.

So glad he's canonically dead. They shoudl kill Gaiman too

Or a mountain...at least....

B-B-B-But then I’d have to hide behind Kratos to keep spamming my cuck fantasies……..

Anybody else want to see them make out?

...'s vassal Asura...

>HAHAHA U MAD KYLEKEK? YOU MAD THAT YOU LOST LITTLE BABY MAN

Yeah, DCfags were also posting like this after every big win. Guess you weren't here for Ben v Hal and Sonic v Wally.

it's not a fantasy when it literally happened in Episode 8 and every episode onwards lmao

Superman...

The entire Fraud of War cosmology...

Then Aslan said, “Now make an end.”

The giant threw his horn into the sea. Then he stretched out one arm - very black it looked, and thousands of miles long - across the sky till his hand reached the Sun. He took the Sun and squeezed it in his hand as you would squeeze an orange. And instantly there was total darkness.

BOWSER
FALL GUY
SPAWN
SIMON THE DIGGER
TOM CAT

…’s favorite punching bag Kratos…

Also has SRW scaling btw

Relax, Yoko

...are all Wile E. victims.

If Simon does the impossible why can't he post Kyle destroying a galaxy?

...Can Destroy DC's cosmology

Kratos…

...Doomslayer wasn't invited due to being a bitch...

Leeron....

ANNIHILATES DC's cosmology just like this guy.

Can't, Chaddy KINGtos made her too horny with his masculinity (a thing that does not exist in Gurren Lagann)

AAIIEE!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sorry my sides

Why are you squeezing oranges CS Lewis?

…are all Wile E. victimizers.

BOWSER
FALL GUY
SPAWN
SIMON THE DIGGER
WILE E. COYOTE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

squeezing oranges is something that is possible

FUARK, I can post [things he never did]

CANON!

Fanon..

You are gonna post Akane now, right?

False assumption and the wrong winner
The true and accurate verdict

Kyle would win because: *long detailed analysis of DC's conflicting universe and Lantern wank*

Simon would win because: "He's the guy."

I hope this clears everything up.

I was stubborn and still had hope. All good things dies one day, it seems.

Short list of characters who can beat Simon:

Azathoth

C’thulu

The Spectre

Kratos

Superman

God of Light Hal Jordan

Scarlet King

Bugs Bunny

Batkek

Kyle Rayner

God of Stories Loki

Almost anyone from the Thor side of Marvel

Galactus

Darkseid

Any of the Monitors

Silver Age Doctor Strange

Doctor Fate

Franklin Richards

Trigon

Raven

Archie Sonic

Saitama

Mr Mxy

Doctor Manhattan

The Beyonder

Molecule Man

Lucifer Morningstar

Spawn

The post those.

I'll admit, I wasn't here for either of those. I'm pretty sure I started coming here a little after Bowser vs Eggman. I checked out to Anon Babble for most of the Kratos v Asura stuff, and then came back when it (relatively) simmered down for SpwanRider and Shiggy vs Mahito.

a cuck is not my guy, cucky simon

Nah probably not.

At this point we can safely say

Triggervserse > all of DC

beyond platonic concepts

…GAPES Kratos alongside his bear rapist.

Short list of characters who can beat Simon:

>Azathoth

>C’thulu

>The Spectre

>Kratos

>Superman

>God of Light Hal Jordan

>Scarlet King

>Bugs Bunny

>Batkek

>Kyle Rayner

>God of Stories Loki

>Almost anyone from the Thor side of Marvel

>Galactus

>Darkseid

>Any of the Monitors

>Silver Age Doctor Strange

>Doctor Fate

>Franklin Richards

>Trigon

>Raven

>Archie Sonic

>Saitama

>Mr Mxy

>Doctor Manhattan

>The Beyonder

>Molecule Man

>Lucifer Morningstar

>Spawn

Well, I can't post DC annihilators all day, I've gotta sleep bro... But, just for you.

Sorry I meant beat Kratos, my bad

>Simon would win because: "He's the guy."

He does the impossible. he breaks the unbreakable. he sees the invisible. and he touches the untouchable. row row fight the powah

Sorry that happened but it was kind of obvious when offtopic moe was being spammed, welcome to /DBG/

C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL MYSTERY MEAT FACE LOOKING AT ME!

C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! YABBA DABBA...?

...

what

What?

WHAT. IN. TARNATION!

* Smashes camera replaying Spawn, Asura, Simon and Faye's sex session against wall in fit of anger*

EIGHT MAID'S A MILKING!! THIS IS A GREEK BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A GREEK BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH MY BVLLS!!?

HOLY GUACAMOLE!!! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY WHEN I CAME TO MIDGARD!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!

WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE KEKOLD CONTEST??! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE KEK KING IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING PALE HALF SPARTAN BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!

STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A GREEKBABY!!! AND HE'S GOT HAIR TOO!!! IF HE HAD NO HAIR I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS KRILLIN'S (who solos my verse btw) BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A BALDING KID NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING BACKBONED BULL NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!

GIVE ME THAT GREEK BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THATGREEKFUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY SONY LISCENSED FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!! GREAT CEASAR'S GHOST I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!

I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK!!!

Tell the class how could Kyle have killed Simon.

Spawn is joined with Simon as the CHADS of Death Battle, they wouldn’t fight.

Simonbrainlet...Kratos is written on that list.
As punishment I am fucking your girlfriend again, and you can't watch.

Damn, I guess they were wrong then. Since fate still exists.

omnivastance

below math

Ah, thats the stuff....I know you never dick crazy, but man...

Thank you, scholar. This is a nice colony.

He actually did this

Short list of characters who can beat Simon:

>Azathoth

>C’thulu

>The Spectre

>Kratos

>Superman

>God of Light Hal Jordan

>Scarlet King

>Bugs Bunny

>Batkek

>Kyle Rayner

>God of Stories Loki

>Almost anyone from the Thor side of Marvel

>Galactus

>Darkseid

>Any of the Monitors

>Silver Age Doctor Strange

>Doctor Fate

>Franklin Richards

>Trigon

>Raven

>Archie Sonic

>Saitama

>Mr Mxy

>Doctor Manhattan

>The Beyonder

>Molecule Man

>Lucifer Morningstar

>Spawn

WEAKtos

Yujiro rape victim.

k, b, c

two CANON cucks

ROW ROW FITE DA POWA

Azathoth

C’thulu

Doctor Fate

Archie Sonic

Doctor Manhattan

fixed desu

MechaKINO? 1
Capeshit? 0

Because I made one mistake it means I can't make two

Retardbro...

New thread

CHADnon

>Azathoth

Featless fraud

>C’thulu

Jobs to a wood boat

>The Spectre

Jobs to the jobber league

>Kratos

Bear, nuff said

>Superman

Lol

>God of Light Hal Jordan

Jobs to a planet

>Scarlet King

Jobs to trannies

>Bugs Bunny

Jobs to a dog

>Batkek

Jobs to a star

>Kyle Rayner

Jobs

>God of Stories Loki

Jobs

>Almost anyone from the Thor side of Marvel

Jobs to relevance

>Galactus

Jobs to a green faggot and time travel

>Darkseid

Jobs to sounds waves

>Any of the Monitors

Jobs to sanity and a furry

>Silver Age Doctor Strange

Jobs to infinite gender

>Doctor Fate

Jobs to two genders

>Franklin Richards

He is a kid

>Trigon

Jobs to a diaper fetishist show

>Raven

Jobs to my cock

>Archie Sonic

Jobs to a rock

>Saitama

Jobs to Popeye

>Mr Mxy

Jobs to 6D

>Doctor Manhattan

Jobs to Russia

>The Beyonder

Maybe?

>Molecule Man

Maybe?

>Lucifer Morningstar

Jobs to time travel

>Spawn

Maybe?

k,b,c.

The Last Word.

Sike

I don't think he got in SRW though several other Brave series have.

Godzilla beat two out of three in this image.

Oaky, I'll bite. What the fuck is KBC?