Homestuck^2 is good (pic related)
Homestuck^2 is good (pic related)
No its not.
But aradia is always good.
Robo dave is acceptable since he pisses off the fujos.
I like Aradia's outfit on the candy ship but I completely forgot what her story is. Worst part of the comic for sure
So we're really doing daily threads now, huh?
I mean whats there to even talk anymore for us to actually be having daily threads? There's like a monthly thread to keep pace with the sequel's comically long updates, and every single thread about HS since like 2018 has been practically the exact same shit. Mods can stop deleting the threads but nothing changes, pretty much everyone involved in HS on this board already ditched after the past decade of it being banned, all thats left is like 20 or so people bumping whatever thread comes out to max after 3 days max spewing a bunch of the same retarded negative shit about the comic they're still fixated about
how can Jade compete with her
By having screen time
How can Timmy from 4th grade compete with Mike Tyson
Homestuck’s format has a lot of potential for depicting hell scenes
DGJG4Y
Elaborate
Goomorning /hsg/
I would let Feferi have the water, she needs it more than I do
You can have all the power in the dynamic simply by withholding water from her
Realistically how could you fit Aradia, Feferi, or any of the other Trolls into the comic? The comic seems to care only about four right now: Meenah, Karkat, Terezi, and Vriska.
It would probably require a pretty large rewrite of the entire story. I would like to see more exploration of the troll's relation to Alternia and its culture, represented by the Condesce. Characters like Feferi, Eridan, Equius and also Karkat could have had really interesting arcs when it comes to their allegiances. I'd love for some of the trolls to maybe join the Condesce since they still believe that Alternia is great. Feferi and Jane interacting would have been awesome
Those four are the de facto popular trolls.
Aradia and Kanaya are side characters also by popularity though since they're not *as* popular with (whatever's left of) the fanbase, they're not getting any huge screentime
The other six got relegated to sprite status (AKA irrelevancy) because nobody liked them enough to lament their loss, which could have been avoided if Hussie actually put in the effort to flesh them out instead of killing them off because he's lazy. Sollux being a slight exception since he's still "alive" but his absence for most of BC is lampshaded by Aradia being forgetful
that works in real life too
Feferi and Jane interacting would have indeed been awesome. We could've seen some of Fef's inherent classism and unintentional hemophobia show up and steadily inserted into Jane's life, leading to... Whatever the fuck she's doing in Candy right now.
Why doesn't Aradia, the most stacked of the Trolls, simply overpower Vriska and smother her under her massive titties?
Hussie doesn't care about derse dreamer trolls
Pretty privilege
Hussie is a racist
Could it have worked?
I don't see the point since both have stronger relationships with other people
I think it's referencing that one Paradox Space comic?
This conversation was surprisingly engaging, and not even in a lewd sense.
Kind of makes me want to see a fanfic involving this premise.
homestuck^2
good
terrible bait
Glad you enjoyed it
Lessons in troll puberty
Will based Caliborn come back?
Need Aradave Anon Babble
No.
NepKat Anon Babble
JohnVris + Terezi triple Anon Babble, please and thank you
What about Mom+John Anon Babble?
Bonus points for jealous Rose.
I doubt they have the strength and vigor to write him.
So true
Homestuck 2 is literally so bad it ended up costing Hussie millions
Which is a good thing.
Especially if he ends up her new Dad.
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All this talk of MILFs makes me think of an old headcannon. Mom/Roxy when grown up sounds like Leela.
Domestic terrorist bitch wife
John has had enough of everything.
He doesn't eat the Candy or the Meat.
He has a sensible vegetable instead and decides to do the only thing he can.
He returns to the past, the far and deep past.
He grabs Caliborn after he enters the game.
He stomps him in the nuts.
He just keeps stomping until he's dead.
He then jumps again, beats the snot outta Jack and, once again, stomps him in the nuts.
He grabs the tumor, poofs, and ties Condy to it before poofing again.
He grabs Roxy, Jane, Dirk, and Jake after they enter the game, and brings them to his session he just fixed.
Mind you, he's screaming the entire time he's doing this.
What happens after that
He fucks Roxy and tells her that she doesn't have to change, that she's fine just how she is, and that she's a good person.
He introduced Jane to Dave.
hey dude I'm gonna fuck your mom but don't worry, you can fuck my mom, too
based
fucks his mom
fucks his sister
How can John compete
Easy. He'll fuck his mom, and then his sister.
Rose is gay!
Oh please, no one can resist the Egberto Charm
by fucking both Rose's mom and Roxy
I like to imagine my fankid or trollsona violently and voraciously fucking and impregnating my the girls from homestuck in AU situations and canon scenarios
Aradia can't die permanently, but she's a kinky bitch.
It started off with choking, but got... Weird.
Now she wants you to put her in a gigantic cube of jello face first and fuck her as she drowns in it.
She'll come back! But she NEEDS this.
Would you?
alien girl asks you to fuck her while drowning
kinda weird but she says she's immortal
you do it, kinda weird but good time
she doesn't get up
"just"
Fuck no.
I lob my empty beer at her dumb maid head then demand she heat me up a plate of nuggies and bend time to fetch me another pre-controversy Bud Light
I don't think I could bring myself to abuse creepy girl no matter how badly she wants it. Maybe if she manipulates me hard enough though.
What flavor of jello
Look up controversy
It's just people being mad at trannies
????????????
Raspberry.
I only get off to kinkshaming and denial. Wallahi, I will make her sexually frustrated, for a lustful harlot is no better than the dirt beneath your feet
The pauses killed the hype and popularity. Going from multiple updates a day to a month and a half long pause was recoverable but the over year long giga pause absolutely cemented the death of the fanbase at large.
I can kinda hear it
All this talk about headcannon voices made me remember a voice from the past, and now I assign it to Lord English.
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This but it also applies to Caliborn
Just higher pitched.
Deeper
Sounds like a Chipmunk.
Caliborn's voice: voca.ro
Didn't Dirk build a robot LE? Imagine it sounding like this
He better have given him a big dick so he could fuck the Handmaiden with.
Look at this bitch.
Built for BSC
She's such a baddie. There's a handmaid bot on janitor ai (I think she actually uses that exact image) and she does speak in (what I assume to be) shitty japanese. It's a fun bot
Ah, hello Botnon. How goes it in the world you inhabit?
How do you all pronounce her name? Word of Huss way back in the day was "a-RAD-ee-uh" but I've always thought "a-RAY-dee-uh" was way prettier.
Other troll names I had wrong:
Terezi, Nepeta, Kanaya, and Feferi I was emphasizing the first syllable instead of the second
Equius I was emphasizing the second syllable instead of the first
Was the end of [S] Make Her Pay not basically exactly this?
Anon Babble's own SIR (the Anon Babble new year's comics guy) did a video voice acting Doc Scratch and it's quite good youtu.be
I don't think I'm whatever anon you're thinking of lol
I pronounce the first syllable on Nepeta, Feferi and Equius but Terezi and Kanaya are second syllabe names
Lawrence of Aradia
A-rah-dee-uh if you're classy
Also pronounced "wife"
That's how you pronounce it? I use two syllables: ARA-deeya.
I call her "Slamhole"
i don't think so, because they'd be most compatible in the pale quadrant and equius is already taken there.
vriska's problem is that she has nobody to keep her grounded, nobody to keep her massive ego in check, and nobody to tell her "no" when she starts acting out of line. equius is all of these things.
she terrorizes the weak, the helpless, and the chronically insecure as a coping mechanism, and equius is none of those things.
he COULD fix her (and technically, he already has), but he wouldn't.
they lived right next to each other, and equius also built vriska's robot arm
Latina Megidos speak to me.
she terrorizes the weak, the helpless, and the chronically insecure
Flashback to the time she verbally btfo'd her dyke ghost self then immediately cucked her afterwards by stealing Meenah away
Good morning /hsg/
I'll never forgive Hussie for taking this away from me.
Put Terezi in a latex bodysuit and have her make Karkat take it off.
Shit shit is what happens when you pander to tumblr instead of just going with your intended story.
yeah yeah hussie wasted every single good chance for good things get in line
he wasn't pandering to tumblr, he was doing something much worse than that. he didn't care what tumblr said, or thought, or did; he had no opinions either way. all he felt was the cold wormy sensation of "This is a market I can capture and extract money from. Do everything to please this market and extract their wealth. Integrity is meaningless. Sell more shirts."
It's not enough, I need Grandpa Dave and his grandpups
Yiffy's too much of a prude despite her uncontrollable lactation to fulfill her destiny.
wrong she is 100% like her futa mother and will slowly be driven into a knotting breeding frenzy hopefully starting with Rose
could have gotten Yiffy fucking Meenkat's chad kid if Hussie wasn't a coward
The higher blood, the greater the tits, that is law
when you can't follow the conversation because you're retarded
Oof.
That's really cute actually
I don't give a shit about fantasies with Dave having a happy end, Dave stopped mattering as a person sometime in Act 5 and just faded into vapor
Yiffy would probably be more interested in raping Jane than her no-show not-mom
Despite me being a fan of big mommy meenah, I also kinda like the idea that Feferi is stacked while Meenah is flat
Jane can be in that line too, absolutely
It would be the best corrective punishment for every woman in that mess
Yiffy's got that Strider hangup in her. She WANTS to suck off every boy at school but is too flustered to do so.
Jealous Meenah is hilarious.
Naive Feferi is the best
Feferi spec'd into tits
Meenah dumped all her trait points into ass
No I'm the same. Meenah is super flat, Feferi is hyper-stacked.
I wonder if Andrew Hussie ever looked at the Nudestuck when it was around and was like, "Oh yeah that's definitely Jade, and that chick, that's Rose."
equius doesn't have a single moment that isn't a joke scene and absolutely none of his problems are ever taken seriously
that alone puts a big veil of mystery on his character since despite the exposure, we have no idea how he rolls outside the classism
Reminder for you Aradia simps that if she weren't god tier she'd be senile by 30, would be prone to being severely injured by otherwise minor or harmless accidents and would have her head explode like a gusher if you slugged her in the jaw
Here's a more funny one
Lemme see some Rose.
Of the big titty variety.
I cannot and will never accept Rose as anything but perfectly and eternally flat
Senile Sollux trying to optic blast: youtu.be
I want what they have, perfect friends with benefits Lots of Paps
He wasn't pandering to tumblr, he was pandering to tumblr but phrased differently
I figure she would get ninja training to counter those weaknesses
Aradia is your fragile precious porcelain doll yet insists you fuck her up brutally with no remorse
Hot
Do all Lalondes have luscious lips or is that just a Mom thing?
Yes? Some of you act like Hussie actually agreed with tumblr and believed in their ethos. He didn't. He was just a slimy middle-aged man looking for a quick buck, and abandoned any pretense of making a cool comic when shirt sales took over.
Nothing about the word "pandering" implies you are a member of the faith, anon.
In the comic, they all have the same lips. Though Roxy is more flirty than Rose so presumably Rose's mom would wear more makeup than Roxy's mom. Then again, Mom's whole science woman shtick is probably a trauma response so who knows
I 100% see Rose as having really damn big lips
As Kanye once said " No one man should have all that power "
He should have it . John has achieved it, in the good storyline
*Except John
Being called into work earlier than expected, Rose is on hold.
Does this look like a Lipbite? I rarely do them and I'm wondering if it can be easily distinguished as one.
Yes.
Will BC ever be good
No.
But it can become better.
We'll find out in the next act
will act 2 last 5 years too?
If it does, I'll barely turn 30.....oh god no.
No lol
it was doomed the moment the trash of the Epilogues was penned and forced upon the world, a living abortion we're waiting on to realize it's already dead
That's all I needed. Now to line.
I atleast am curious enough how the kids session will go and how the adults end up fucking it up inevitably, if theres also a good bit of the Agents doing their thing im fine with it.
You replied to my post to say he wasn't doing what I said he was doing, and that instead he was actually doing what I said he was doing.
Yeah that guy was retarded, seething just at being reminded of the basic fact of what a troll is
These characters are gods and their magic can already do anything, so no, your dipshit headcanon about trolls all secretly having human fertility is not a necessary or clever way to make the fanfic premise work
retarded
It's called autism, not retardation when somebody wants a justification for something that is self evident.
You're the one who is seething, he just stated some headcanon
vriska sounds like shoeonhead
Are Homestuck threads allowed once more on Anon Babble again?
Apparently
As long as we don't make daily threads or a general we should be fine.
nah ssniperwolf.
Harlot...
Who?
Ooh, ah. That's hot.
I deserve to be under that jacket
I miss how freely and easily cosplayers where convinced to do homesmut on tumblr... barely read homesick but pretty regularly fapped to Grey chics.
I knew two of them that became my staple headcannons for Vriska and Aradia.
The tumblr porn ban contributed to Homestuck's fanbase dwindling in size
I miss my Aradia cosplayer friend. She became a man and chopped off her fat tits.
kek
There is no justice in this cruel world...
The only thing that makes it better is that she's happy, and married. That's all, really.
The only way to balance the scale is to troon out too and become the new hot aradia cosplayer
I'd love to do hs cosplay smut, but the only people that would appreciate a dude would be the obnoxious kind of gay dudes and scary fujoshis.
I have to come to terms with the fact I will never be able to go to a convention with a HS group and participate in incredibly questionable activities, especially as the funny clown. I joined a dying fandom...
t. zoomer
fuck you, but you know what, we're entering a new final era of extreme genetic nightmares becoming common, so sure fine you'll become a hot Aradia one day with enough crispr cooking your DNA
I'd troon out in an instance if I could become a hot troll chick (or even just a hot chick in general, I'm not picky)
I feel you, man
you will never have a cute homestuck gf who paints herself grey and talk in quirks
I am still insanely made at myself for not getting into this series when it was at it's peak popularity. If I had a cute HS cosplay gf, my life would've been complete.
Please anons, do any of you knew what it was like?
There wouldn't be any need to troon out if men weren't constantly fed shit like "you can't show emotion or express your tastes because that's GAY" or "men's clothing MUST be boring and ugly".
I only ever cosplayed twice, once as Cronus, and once as John. Only for private get together, and only for dear friends that asked. While I cherish these memories, I wish I could've done more.
Post them?
Sometimes you just wanna be a cute girl, not much more than that to it
No. The laptop I saved those cosplays to died in a fire long ago.
Sssssssshhhhhhhhhhh... you are expressly NOT fucking allowed to discuss that, ever. People are trans because it's a woke mind virus and we must kill. It is NOT, has NEVER been, nor EVER will be because men suffer mass social abuse that makes them sick and deranged, leading to trans shit. You are dangerous for thinking too clearly.
It doesn't make you a tranny to want to fantasize about it now and again?
not really no, unless you're destroying your own biology you're not a 'tranny', crossdressing has existed for millennia but recently faggots have begun crowing that it means you're ACTUALLY a woman and become screaming mad if you tell them they're wrong and gross
I don't care what you call me. If I could use gene technology to become a pretty woman, I'd do it. But crossdressing and stuff isn't really my thing, makes me too self conscious
I just sometimes wonder how it would be if I could cosplay as a Jane, if I were a big titty nerd.
I'd rather go as Kanaya and then rail the shit out of a Rose
If I were a girl in the heyday of Homestuck, and I could be a Big Dick Jane, I would find the cutest John and give him the best Paizuri of his life.
He's never seen a buff dude rocking a maid dress and striking poses in it before
Blame w*men for gendering cool clothes.
Sorry, Big tit*.
This, men's clothing is dogshit generally.
It was funnier before
Brothers and Sisters are made for each other
Funnier yes, but imagine this.
Convention hall.
In the shadows, maybe in the corner where no one can see unless they're looking.
A John covering his mouth to keep his moans in.
A huge chested Jane squeezing him between her massive tits, kissing and sucking the tip.
Near a window, and a Roxy cosplayer sees us.
Wink as he pops his load on Jane's fat tiddies.
Lil Cal cosplayer staring through the window
He's staring in horror.
Reluctant Prostitute Aradia
Enthusiastic Prostitute Jade
Harem concubine trolls
ginger lalonde
Reluctant But Addicted To Being Violently Cum Inflated Prostitute Aradia
Just doesn't work for me. Dave can be the redhead, Rose HAS to be a 100% platinum blonde.
Excited new to the job prostitute Aradia hanging out with reluctant tired prostitute Handmaid
Aradia makes x10 the amount that Damara and the Handmaid make combined, she's just that psychotically enthusiastic and freakish in bed
I wonder if people realize the Candy and Meat metaphors just symbolize the choices John had to make there, which was to follow his given path and ensure canonicity remains true, or to eshew his duties and do something else instead, leaving fate up to chance. To advance or abscond.
This isn't some critical point where an infinite number of choices were available to him, it was either meet his destiny or not.
I don't know. I think in this scenario the Handmaid used to be even freakier than Aradia (since Damara is a canonical sex pest so in this heightened sexuality realm she's unstoppable) but she's been doing it for years. Eventually you do get tired of things
and yet neither way a destiny, a truth, or meaningful, both choices are dead and doomed and filled with awful people who hate themselves, hate each other, and will end in horror. the only legitimate ending for John is the one we can't see, and can never know, for his own safety and happiness - Pumpkin.
That's the problem. The Handmaid is a Damara, not an Aradia. She'd be old and jaded and just going through the masterful motions. Damara may be eager, but she's mean and cold and never really means it even if she's going at it like a tiger.
Aradia? She means it. ALL of it. She is unbearably and frighteningly enthusiastic, passionate, and crazed. She can't stop grinning, and NOTHING is off limits. She has something the two Damaras can never achieve in their bitterness.
How much to keep her?
AraDave is like the only ship throughout this shipping slop of a story that actually made sense. Same aspect, same hobbies, and their personalities match as Aradia is pretty much a more fun Rose while Dave is Sollux but less of a doomer bitch.
That's the other problem. You can buy to keep Damara, or even the Handmaid. Aradia? Nothing keeps her bound. She can't stop. Insatiable and unable to be kept.
her
If I cannot have her, no one can. Bring out the hacksaw
But even Aradia must get tired eventually after an eternity
no.
this is a safe place
I think you underestimate the madness of a hypersexual alien girl who is literally made of Time, she can just screw her brain up with time magics to make sex ALWAYS feel like the first time, he is unstoppable
raps
likes retarded humor
YouTube's symbol of irony during his peak years
Too bad he likes dogs, would've been perfect.
I may have said it before, but I don't care if it's "problematic" and "Abusive" in the eyes of hacks on twitter and tumblr
Tav-Vrisk is cute and wont stop shipping them. I like un-corruption, where a really fucked up dynamic slowly turns all gushy and sweet.
self-despising Turbo-bitch with mommy issues x Nervous guy with a heart of gold who wont stop seeing the best in her.
I don't know, that sounds like a pretty horrifying fate
everything in Homestuck is a horrifying fate, but I'd rather have Aradia's fate than anyone else's
Yeah, they're great. I remember a good while ago there was some guy on the Anon Babble thread who wrote a big ol post about the tavrisk ship, thought that was pretty interesting
Anon Babble tavvrisk poster
But Tavros hates her, the was part of their entire dynamic since the start. The Tavros that actually falls for her in the afterline got to spend god knows how long with a soft Vriska, and the second he gets reminded of the real Vriska, he fucks off to nowhere while flipping her off.
Well, what are the specific terms of this scenario? Are they forced to be prostitutes? Also I don't know if Aradia could change her brain like that. I also don't think she would? Having agency is kind of a big deal for her
I respect you and all but Tavros is such an incredibly boring character who stopped being interesting the second Act 5 started, pairing him with Vriska feels dull
That checks out
anon we're just shitposting weird erotic scenarios with hot alien babes with god powers, who fucking cares
and self-agency doesn't mean you can't rewind some neurons to make sex feel mindblowing every single time
The cognitive combination of every Dave Strider that has ever existed falling for the best girl who's already taken is the type of high quality shipping I wanna start seeing in this dead community
Sorry it's my autism
Alright real talking point about homestuck, which is your favorite soundtrack from this webcomic?
It's not the best but it is personal for me. It reminds me of early 2010s era for me, all the fun I had as a teenager and all the interactions I used to have online but aggrieve remix is still my favorite music and is the first track I ever listened from homestuck.
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Endless Climb was the first Homestuck song I ever heard, followed by Doctor, and it changed me; I started reading right when Act 4 was starting.
Off topic a bit but I'm still pissed that discount Alpha Dave fucking robbed Dave of all his best themes. Time on My Side and Unite Synchronization were robbed. Robbed.
I'm like 99% sure Robo Dave is supposed to be interpreted as pre-retcon Dave so this makes perfect sense.
Some of my favorites that I can't rank because they're all tied.
Sburban Jungle
Doctor
Black
Swing of the Clock
Let's All Rock the Heist
Moonsetter
The Blind Prophet
Cobalt Thief
Superego
Crystalanthemums
Crystalmethequins
Crystalanthology
Atomic Bonsai
Of Gods and Witches
Anbroids V2.0
Infinity Mechanism
Even in Death
Heir of Grief
Noirscape
Rectify
Blanc
My single favorite track is Skaian Skirmish, but I really love Sunsetter enough to give it an honorable mention as near-favorite.
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Sunsetter is what I imagine would be the ED theme if Homestuck were a show or movie or something..
reluctant kneepad troll
if Homestuck were a show or movie or something..
christ get that idea out of your head, do not tempt the timeline to keep dragging this out forever
A headcanon that better explains the existence of troll sexes at that. **The part about them originally reproducing conventionally I mean**
Wonder why it makes him so angry anyway?
with the way how modern anime industries seems to be adapting anything and everything they find the chances they gamble on something so retarded and foreign increases everyday
Wonder why it makes him so angry anyway?
because the internet is full of exhausting dull people with crippling hangups they have to spend hours frying their brains with
Hussie might be low on funds soon so you never know.
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Easy one, not like the music hasn´t been consistently great throughout reading it, but this is the one for me already without the context of it blasting as the whole set of final fights gets finished.
Would be one hell of a dumpsterfire to behold though.
that trust fund fuck is ALWAYS low on cash with his debt-riddled irresponsible ass
Meanwhile i'm playing a giant RPG that got made on a 10k kickstarter budget
stfu hussie you suck
the way he completely destroyed and mismanaged one of the most successful Kickstarters of that time is history-book worthy, never have I ever seen a man so confidently and swiftly snap defeat from the jaws of victory and then flush it all with an ego the size of planet-fucking-Jupiter
I want to to terrible things to this Aradia
13 years old
FNF's kickstarter is its spiritual successor
FNF's kickstarter is like Hussie's but way funnier, apparently there's a rumor that someone spent a heftly load of the 2 million+ funded on meth.
Its sad to think most people think that tumblr is the original fanbase, and aren’t aware that they were invasive parasites that usurped the original fans and eventually led to the degradation of the webcomic.
Never stop reminding them.
... out of ten!
Did anyone else thought Jade was Asian? If she was, what would her race be?
I thought so too, at least pacific islander.
When I first read it, I assumed she was filipino or something, idk. That's the vibe she gave me
Succubus
Jade as a lbfm
She does live in the Pacific ocean. She could be SEA.
How are we all coping with John’s inevitable Jooning out? Furthermore, why are any of us still here, considering that troons make up 90% of the remaking HS fandom?
Gopnika Latula.
aggrieve remix
Fuckin same anon, stuck that in playlists for years. I love how slow, wistful, almost mournful it is, like it was composed on some hazy afternoon by a dave and rose that know what they're in for
Other faves:
Even in Death, Ruins with strings, Candles and Clockwork (both versions), the Medium album (although I find Frost and Clockwork kind of weak) - but especially Shade Light and Heat, Derse side of the Prospit and Derse album, Jade Sylph, Indigo Heir, Gold Pilot, Power fantasy, unite synchronization, karkat's theme, blind justice investigation, flare, unsheath'd etc etc etc
Posting Shade because damn when it gets to that point in the middle where it sounds like windy pistons being worked in the dark:
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Menacingly honks in the distance
If they do June well, I don't mind. Also at this point we're all the same faggots that are also on twitter and maybe tumblr, it's all the same shit at this point
Also, even if you never intend to read Psycholonials, I recommend checking out the OST if you're a fan of plazmataz's work in homestuck. Atmospheric as hell
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hoping they'll make him genderfluid instead of full-troon as it'd fit better with his overall character theme, accepting that i'll never see new male-presenting john art ever again from the fandom even if my hopes become reality
there is nothing good about june
forcing a boy to become a girl for no narrative reason beyond "our fetish is forcing trans identity illness onto fictional characters who can't fight back" is demented shit, like porn without the fucking
Japanese.
nothing about psycolonials is worth supporting, the hell is wrong with you.
she was always lowborn Ukrainian in my head
I... what? Please explain yourself
Just realized something. Do the kids have belly buttons? They were never born, they were made through Ectobiology.
It's a good question. They probably do have them since otherwise they probably would have questioned it. I was actually thinking about this in relation to the kids foreskin. Would they have them? Technically speaking yes because that's just the default state. But if the ectobiology machine can give the kids bellybuttons to achieve a cultural state of normalcy, I could also see it automatically cutting the boys because americans are fucking weird
I don't know. When I was a kid, I read a book that said Ukrainian peasant women had straight black hair and green eyes, as opposed to the typical blonde ones.
So much fanart that will be rendered extra obsolete when she ends up being a robot. I only read the epilogues, but didn't Terezi have his body, and isn't Terezi with the robot maker? And will this be a positive for June fans when she comes out under the sketchy terms of a robo ultimate self?
How are we all coping with John’s inevitable Jooning out?
Same way >we did when Roach confined they were still doing it.
They were obviously going to go through with it. The homestuck team has been part of the obnoxious twitter **Bluesky now I guess** socialist crowd for a while now. For them It would be verboten sin not to go through with the jooning.
Why are any of us still here?
Just to suffer.
It's an album entirely made by one of homestuck's signature classic musicians, good music is good music
I thought it was silly before but Jade is a common asian name
Still, I just see all the humans as nerdy whites. If Jade was asian John would have to be asian and if he was asian he wouldn't have so much trouble with data structures
not entirely blank but hope its enjoyed.
Big melons. Great job
Enjoying
Now that that's done I can draw something else
Mom drunkenly trying to seduce Bro
No not that, I got something else planned.
Yessir, looking forward to it sir