When she sees the human willy

When she sees the human willy

And when she woke up in the morning he was making her coffee AAAAHHHH!

why is it so... tiny?

drew some nyx and claudia the other day.

Elf women only want BOC (Big Orc Cock).

mfw 17cm microdick

Well, post the drawing anon.
Let's see them

Sex with elves.

You aren't fooling anyone with this counter propaganda elf boy.
Elf women are made for human men's

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Its almost as big as mine!

I prefer orcs

they're sub af

this comic had better writing than the actual show after s3

I guess 5inches looks average when you're 5feet
apparently its the size ratio that matters
shortkings need to wake up

Virgins won't believe this, but 5 inches is more than enough.

Yeah, he's a bit unwhelming in comparison

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Nyx?

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the only good dp content is the smut. Specifically Callum, Claudia, and Nyx. keep those comin.

Where did this idea that Elven males have micro peens even stem from

human men and elven males should have sex

I think this idea came from to explain how all male elves are so effeminate

I was hoping for a Tdp thread, Anon Babble has been sucking lately

Male elves are effeminate and gay.

Long haired hippy faggots, the lot of em

Total human cultural victory.

The human lands and Xadia is open now

Elves flood in for tourism and vice versa

Humans learn eleven crafting techniques, perfect them and mass produce them putting elven blacksmiths out of business

The Moonshadow culture is put into question as no one needs assassins in peacetime.

Many elven women "experiment" with humans

Evrkynd quickly becomes a den of degeneracy without any clear or solid leadership

Humans are just naturally better at adapting and surviving due to years of it

Humans are more endowed naturally

More and more female elves are choosing not to breed with male elves.

Humans are exotic and new, many people think it's a fad.

Humans just love better

Human tradition and culture spreads into Xadia

Elven customs get hit hard, become nothing more than gimmicks and tchotchkes.

Humans typically have more kids on average and half elves are more and more common, mixed with the high rates of homosexuality among elves.

Humans industrialize, elves are still stagnated.

I know one of the voice actors irl on this show, terrible guy, total douche. I'm glad to hear it went to shit.

pics or it didn’t happen

Can't be Jason. That guy is a total bro.

If you actually think about it the humans are actually the one in powers after season 7

All the archdragons dead except for Zym which consider Ezran it's bigger brother

The Sunfire elf kingdom is destroyed and the queen abandoned her culture tradition to marry a human which is also the aunt of Ezran

Callum is probably the most powerful mage now in all the land and will probably keep learning more and more spell and connect to other sources and maybe even teach other humans

The biggest kingdom is now Evrkynd which is now controlled by Ezran

Ezran is also seducing Aanya so he will become also kind of During in the future

Rayla is the daughter of Runaan, the captain if the moonshadowl assassin, and she is in love with Callum. Which means that they assassin's will probably help Callum if he ever needs it

Scum port is probably controlled now by that golem which the gang helped so even the tidebound should see humans in a positive light

Humans now controls almost all the position of powers or have elf/dragons with strong ties to Ezran or Callum a in that positions.
Put it together with the fact that more and more human and elf's couple keep appearing in the show, which most are composed of human males and females elves, and you can really see how the kingdom of elves is crumbling.
Aaravos has won

I like to imagine they have big dicks, but enjoy bottoming more often than topping

it's just amateur pencil stuff, but I'll post it next time, I have to set up my pc

Aaravos is a 'Humaned' enjoyer I see...

He doesn't just want his enemies beat he wants them humiliated, destroyed, bred out of existence and subservient.

Imagine it something leaked and it was found out that Janai likes bottoming/power play.
How fucking humiliating for the Sunfire elves. Total fucking gutpunch.

I wish human girls were real.

She makes me so feral, I forgot how good her short hair looks.

*Long hair

Explains how they don't have hudreds of kids after living for millennia

she looks like she cucks elf women

I watched a couple episodes of this show with my cousin when I last visited her (she's 8), it didn't seem either kiddie enough for her or adult enough for Anon Babble. What's the deal with it?

adult enough for Anon Babble

Anon, we routinely have Bluey and Paw Patrol threads.

She definitely is crazy in the bed
She like Callum to punch her and shit

is it still limp?

Believe it or not, from the ancient Greeks.

Back in ancient times, the Greeks believed penis size was an indicator of animal savagery. The gods were believed to be very modestly endowed due to their being superior beings elevated above base carnality. On the other hand, brute creatures like satyrs were believed to have enormous schlongs.

Since Elves consider themselves to be a superior race than Men, it stands to reason they believe the human brutes have huge penises. Men, of course, scoff at this and assume elves are micro-dicks.

look inside tdp thread

Better analysis and critical response than reddit and Twitter. People aren't mindless kissing ass

Porn

Nice

Your hint is that they're small in stature, and creepy with women.

Aanya

She is for Callum!

Besides Callum she has a harem- I mean team of *ahem*
"Bodyguards"

Hating elves became a meme and therefore everything about them must suck.

euros have been coping about african cock since ancient times

Now you know what the greco-punic wars were about