Homestuck

Caliborn did nothing wrong

WRONG, w*men (astaghfirullah) ruined Homestuck. Girls can't see two guys being bros without shipping them romantically.

Vriska is a canker

Not Jade who got turned into the character equivalent of a big smelly turd

Fags RAPED Homestuck Lore

Ah, I just tried to make a different Hussie thread, but here we go!

No, Vriska is a fucking canker on the setting, she is to Homestuck what people memed Scrappy into being for Scooby Doo

I know people have long since resigned to the idea of “that’s just what the internet is!!!”, but can we just stop and question for a second why the actual fuck people feel the need to interject with something this demented at least once every Homestuck thread? Comparing Vriska to Scrappy Doo. Really. REALLY. That’s your pulse-pounding, searing intellectual profession that you pulled straight from the depths of your heart to wield Sabaton-esque against the haters? I bet no one in this thread could even quote a line from Scrappy in the original cartoon without looking it up.

vriska sucks you wordy fuckin' simp

"It's me. John "Doo" Scrappy. Bing Bing Wahoo"

Timeless character, really

You’re just another pillbug beneath the couch cushions scurrying to shit on Vriska the second we sit here to talk about her because she scares you for some baffling fucking reason.

Vriska sucks because she isn't real so I can't clear the cobwebs from her barren hag womb

When do they makeout.

even her cooch has spiders in it

Grand High Boob.
Would she wear a bra for fun?

No. They're implants anyways, and they honk if you squeeze and grope them.

There is at least one character in Homestuck who would wear a bra on her butt instead of underwear, but I don’t know who that is.

Feferi

Bra for her freak giant tits

Terezi

Bra for her huge dumptruck ass

Kanaya

Bra for her knee-knocking watermelon balls

A bra would NOT be able to contain Kanaya's nuts.

she is a fashion designer she'd find a way I trust her

I like how Terezi is the one who always gets pegged as having a huge booty when she’s also far and away the most likely troll to have a raging fart fetish.

You think anything would be able to survive those balls? I'm sure she could kill a person with them, if she wanted to. In at last 8 different ways.

He thinks Lord English lost

trust the plan. He had the epilogues and the rest happen to troll the fanbase as a whole and will return when they confront Dirk who is just another puppet

What do you think she does to her eternally-resurrecting wife every single night

You "people" are fucking disgusting.

She could probably fit in them, now that I think about it.

What no updates does to a fanbase

Lord English is going to turn Andrew Hussie into a puppet like in Goosebumps 2, then bring him to a Homestuck convention and make him confirm trans headcanons.

I don't think a lack of updates is the problem.

You mean, Kanaya forces Rose into her ball-bra and then wears it with her in it, forcing Rose to spend the day half-suffocated as she hugs and huffs her alien wife's enormous sweaty nuts?

No, anon. Into the balls themselves.

okay no you take that and throw it out the window, no retarded ballvore bullshit

Right, groomers, pederasts and coombrained porn addicts
Reminder that *the* June design was made by someone who identified as a MAP

Sauce?

Morbing into Kanaya's trollsticles

We're reaching levels of WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRposting the likes of which haven't been seen in years

I hope every person who has uttered the phrase ‘porn addicts’ gets raped to death by a thousand psych ward escapees.

t. Porn addict

Your brain is swiss cheese and your dopamine receptors are fried

You medicate and beat your kids because you’re a hurtcore pedophile.

Nuhomestuck fans are a fucking travesty.
And people thought 2012 were bad, they had no idea what would come next.

Implants are gross.

Headcanon

Erm, projection, chuddy?

can we just permanently hard-ban all homestuck shit and end this for good

Eh theirs far worse on this board

There literally cannot exist discussion of Homestuck anywhere on the internet without passive-aggressively making fun of Andrew Hussie. These fucking ‘IM TRASH IM TRASH’ people launched a coordinated effort to destroy his life and steal his IP ON PURPOSE, succeeded and they still can’t fucking help themselves. I hope Octopimp gets murdered by a crackhead on the way to fuck Sarah Z or something.

far worse yes, but nothing as undead and annoying as this shit has become
did the mod team get gutted and replaced by AI or something? because there's a SHITload of GPT bots spamming every thread now

What's your aspect anons?

What happened with Octopimp? I remember him for some troll voices

Godtier didn't become an excuse for everyone to start wearing outlandish hot/cool outfits based on their aspect

another BRILLIANT subversion into boredom by the master

The Vriska hypnosis guy had a thread open on Anon Babble earlier.

Heir of Rage

The one that lets me get closest to cute troll girls, duh

He got hit by the algo and threatened with takedowns, so he just burned it all because he's long since moved on.

The Vriska hypnosis guy had a thread open on Anon Babble earlier.

Did I?
Oh, shit, you’re right. No one posted there, though.

Mage of Space, according to that old quiz.

Page Of Void

Knight of Breath. Seems kind of redundant?

I dunno being a melee fighter with wind powers seems cool

Damn I never liked his stuff but that's a big nuke to a windows from the old times.

which one curious bout it

No, it was petty revenge against Andrew for his company sending him a legal threat and for spiting his leftist bitch friends.

he tried to save us bros.... we didn't listen

Everyone moves on.
Question is, why haven't you?

I'm autistic

Maid of Blood

Seer of Time

I have I just come around when messing at work to see if Homestuck^2 is dead yet, there is nothing left to this but bad memories and porn

Ha, you're a woman

Ain't even any good porn at this point

Nobody calls it that.

rogue, not sure of what yet

Genderbends. Post em.

... n-no......

"Hello anonymous. I want to play a game. In front of you is your computer and keyboard. Your test today is to type out the name of the one of twelve beta trolls in Homestuck that is the least appreciated across the fandom. If you fail to give the correct answer, your computer will explode, like in Homestuck."

I have to be honest, I think the worst aspect of Homestuck’s rape and pillage by the people it’s been destroyed by is the incredibly nihilistic and miserable feelings it’s given me about the world and how deeply it’s made me question nerd culture. Andrew Hussie, who is the only person in the world I’ve ever truly related to, is now a retarded clown communist who made an entire visual novel about how he hates video games and loves leftism and love will save your life and solipsism and it’s like I’m personally being trolled or something, but the consequences of the trolling are existential horror. Why are we here? What is the fucking point? Why do I feel completely empty even though my health is improving? Why does everyone hate me? I just want this to be over, genuinely. I’m so fucking over it.

Harry Anderson will be a Maid class, trust the plan

Ok transphobes explain to me where Junes character arc could have gone where the end goal isn't a transition

le character arc

le Hollywood writing standards

If Hussie had come up with it himself, sure. Just letting some random ass fan decide it? Retarded.

Feferi, duh. Every other character is included in some kind of popular gay ship except Fef

Not to be that person, but did any of the other toblerone headcanons stick around? Was this all a ploy to have June but not necessary have any of the team + huss claim it. Was a candy bar a fall guy

Who cares?

Me

Knight of Rage

Detransition

You’re only empowering them by caring about the stupid fucking Toblerone trannization bullshit, unfortunately.

John is currently searching for anything that will instantly fix his depression and mid life crisis (getting back into adventures, playing sburb, killing dirk) and part of that desire will manifest as June, who is a seperate trickster-like character representing this character flaw "Oh, John, if you just do this one thing, aaaaaalll your problems will be gone." Of course John will learn that this isn't the case and he will just have to learn to live with a mundane life and idk go to therapy bruh. And if he decided he wants to transition, that's fine but its not the large game changer that the fake trickster-like june presented herself as

Why do any of the old characters need a new character arc?

dont think

dont question

dont imply

just believe

absolutely wrong
they will SCREAM that becoming trans is some magic bullet for your every depression and problem, cult-like levels of demanding to be happy through transition while addressing absolutely nothing that caused the misery

Could've literally realized that life's shit and to accept and work through it.

Normally I would simply retort by saying you are biased because she is your favorite. I will retort this regardless, although I will also agree with this idea, since Feferi is very beautiful and very powerful, and I wouldn't mind if she raped me.

There is no timeline where Feferi rapes anyone, it's simply not in her genes
Meenah on the other hand...

I didn't say she's my favorite. The question was who is the least appreciated and its clearly Feferi because, let's be honest here, there isn't much to be appreciated

Feferi had devastating amounts of interesting character potential and cool design, being squandered so bad was a real wake-up "What the fuck is he doing" moment

(You) will never be raped by the beautiful and benevolent fish princess, would you like some ghetto retard instead?

Fuck you too, man.
She's beautiful, powerful, and very kind to others, while not being kind to an ignorant fault. She also says "retard" once. 10/10 fish wife.
I agree! It's a damn shame Vriska became the fan-service troll that gets all the love. Feferi deserved that metaphorical crown fair and square, as well as the literal crown of beating )(IC, but alas...

character arcs

lmao get a load of this chud
he actually thinks people have character arcs

hussie?

Most of what I'm reading is that Hussie pussied out and abandoned the franchise before most of them.

homestuck fan

doesn't grow as a person

Checks out.

I agree! It's a damn shame Vriska became the fan-service troll that gets all the love. Feferi deserved that metaphorical crown fair and square, as well as the literal crown of beating )(IC, but alas...

again, for the 1000th time, Hussie openly despises any girl who isn't an underaged teenager who is cruel and bullying, so every other girl is sent to the void

if i can't have a vriska gf then i'll die ALONE

It's because Feferi is boring as shit and never does anything of note.

Why is Homestuck fanart always such a gamble? Did they deliberately make drawings as fugly as possible just to be funny?

In Homestuck you either find the most beautiful thing in the world or the ugliest.

they rejected 'conventional' beauty the same way Hussie rejected conventional writing, turns out that we spent millions of years evolving to want beautiful things, and we also figured out "A story with no climax is a story that history throws in the trash", which leaves those artists and Hussie to die in unwanted obscurity; it's like the art equivalent of an evolutionary dead end

Im starting to see why a anon said only 1-2 threads once in a while is better, this is the 4th this week and its bordering on going from mostly just horny to Anon Babble.

it's gotta be tavros or equius
any female troll? bzzt, wrong. the room fills with gas.

Weekly thread supremacy. Daily threads are unsustainable, and only serve to be filled up with old art

it's bizarre how Feferi had nothing to do with Karkat, it's really clear just how little of Act 5 was planned beyond "Oh shit, I can make money from shirt sales, I better keep the camera on these assholes even though there's too many and I have NO idea what I'll use them for!"

just go back to calling it homestuck general already

All the sane artists left. All the insane but not hideous artists left.
Everyone left.

All things must come

That's just Karkat being kinky for Dave. It's not genderbent

Shut up, mini mod

you will never hold Feferi's hand as she screams and thrashes from hours of you edging her, until she finally loses control and erupts into a 2-minute long grunting expulsion of thick fushcia slurry

You simply aren't dreaming hard enough, anon. I have already done this. Multiple times, in fact.

Implying she doesn't just eject unfertilized eggs into the sediment and stays there pumping water through her gills waiting for you to assume the spawning position and fertilize the eggs with your seed

What? Did you forget the entire stupid way trolls reproduce?

I guess we're finally home.

I'm still here. I'm just not good and take a while.

Not canon. They fuck.

Buckets are for plebeians
An autocrat is free to reproduce the way she sees fit

Get a rope

Why is Terezi X Dave not that popular?
I wish there was a sunglasses x sunglasses ship out there for me to love...

Stupid shrimp wriggler
Little bitch should have been fried for being such a forgettable and irrelevant character
I want to bully Feferi and say mean things to her and put trash in her stupid hair

"H3Y D4V3 LOOK 1TS 4 D34D V3RS1ON OF YOU DO3SNT TH1S FR34K YOU OUT 4 LOT"
"yeah it does"
"anyway let me tonguepunch your fartbox later okay?"

Pure garbagio.

terezi belongs to karkchad
dave does too but we're not ready for that conversation yet sweaty

Because there are better alternatives for each character. Not Davekat though. Davekat is garbage.

This could have saved the comic if posted more during its peak.

Terezi is better with John or Karkat. Especially John since they compliment each other

Also

John is for Rose

...to look at while he fucks Terezi

Awful trolling attempt. Kill yourself.

TT: "John, shouldnt you be staring at her?"

GC: "SHUT UP L4LOND3 4ND B3 CUTE FOR MY M4N."

Looks like it worked perfectly to me. ;)

That just sounds hot to me. . .

Dating the person responsible for your first death and several other grievances

Doormat behavior

It was just a prank bro.

arguing about shipping in 2025

Cancel her

Ironic since John brushed that off by saying it was in an alternate timeline anyway, well at least the killing part.

It's not really arguing about shipping so much as one regular overdosing on copium and sobbing whenever someone doesn't play along.

If Dave felt abused by ((((Dirk)))) then Terezi down right raped him

Terezi down right raped him

and not me?????????????

but women are saints

Troll women are depraved lunatics, Saint John Egbert spoke of this

A lesson any male of his bloodline aside of both dads don't seem to learn.

((((Dirk))))

???

nature is healing

The person who invented the term “tonguepunch the fart box” is an evil bastard from the ninth circle of hell

Impossible. The tangled tale continues

people obsessed with the ass and licking up shit-sweat from it feel like they're meant to get sick and die so they don't pollute the gene pool

Where is Andrew Hussie?

hiding in a discord like a lump of mold in an abandoned basement

Hell

Prepping for SBURB happening

SBURBsday preppers aren’t a thing yet

Get on that.

I would do anything for an alchemiter.

Cowering in his bunker wondering why nobody appreciates his true masterpiece.

This guy continues to be the most relatable person I’ve ever known to exist, and that extends to his performative narcissistic behavior being an obvious feedback response to being abused

Hi hypnofag.

I've played enough games with my friends to know that we'd die before ever making it into the game -_-;

What do you want from me?

I kinda feel bad for him, ngl. His own creation really did fuck him up in the head in the end

What could you even prepare for that, booby trap your house in advance for Imps?

He is the result of all his own shitty decisions. Nobody told him to give Jade a dog dick, they tried to tell him to not do that in fact.

He deserves what he gets.

Anon Babble has to do a session

becomes a colossal shitshow with people making the mobs busted and everyone at each other's throats.

It’s funny that even after his attempted leftist heelturn, all of his Zhen-like fans still want him dead.

Alright guys, who the fuck prototyped a sex doll?

five anons raise their hand

I'll never forgive Hussie for taking this away from me.

We prototyped a hard drive full of Tushy Tuesday pics with the kernelsprite and now all the monsters are having brap tagging disputes

Because he's the kind of performative faggot who say he's for the working man and then busts his employee's attempts to unionize.

I’ve spent a lot of time worshipping him recently and it’s made people really mad, but I already feel really betrayed by him because of Psycholonials and it was just another attempt to salvage my fucked-up life through perspective. I don’t think there’s any chance of him ever coming around, regardless of whether or not I get to meet him in person. It all feels like a complete joke. I can’t even have a fucking webcomic to relate to.

cool story bro

Have you considered not basing your everything off "pieces of media/content"?

It’s also why I’m so reactive to unfair criticism of him here, because I know what happens to people like us if normalfags get the opportunity to have their way with us unfettered.

Have you considered not confining people to the shitsmear of an existence you call real life?

people will appreciate the epilogue

yes, i do appreciate rose's canon knotting

hypnofag making it all about him again

These threads made me reread homestuck again.

Man, I forgot just how comfy early homestuck was.

so eager for the knot...

I've always wondered if half of the assets are just max contrast filtered photographs pasted directly in.

Fuck you, fag. I hope next time you try to talk about your feelings, some gibbering retard pushes you into an oncoming train and blames you for it.

Nobody asked, now go hump your Hussie bodypillow.

I remember when it was good and funny.

WOMP
WOMP
WOMP
WOMP

read thing called homestuck

kid leaves his home in less than 100 pages

What were they thinking!?!?

HOM3STUCK 1S OV3R!!!
TH3 3P1LOGU3S W3R3 TH3 L4ST TH1NG HUSS13 W4S 1NVOLV3D 1N
JOHN HOOK3D UP W1TH TH3 B3ST G1RL 4ND TH3N D13D SO TH4T'S TH4T
G3T OV3R 1T

posts shitty non-Huss art to accentuate his point

Hussie was personally involved with three critical things about Beyond Canon.
He demanded that Jade and Rose had a secret child named Yiffany Longstocking "Yiffy" Lalonde Harley, and that she'd be critical to defeating Ultimate Dirk.
He also demanded that Vriska get ANOTHER redemption arc where she ascends to "Hell Tier" and gets an infinity symbol in her eye and the ability to literally conduct the concept of narrative relevancy.
There's also some third thing we don't know about yet.

Third thing is Sopranos esque ending

I’m so tired, dude.

The parenthesis indicate Bro is part of Dirk's ultimate self

Hussie also said that when Roach took over he couldn't retcon anything.

How will she beat him?

Who cares

Putting him to sleep?

Kick him in the balls

you know i've always wondered have any of u guys made like custom houses and OCs for homestuck, mostly focusing on houses and living environment tho

I'm sure at least half of the people here who are posting/lurking have at least one OC. Not sure about houses, though.

i thought about it, people say using sims as a reference is a good start so many when I hop on Ill make one

Castrate him and impregnate Rose herself, overthrowing him like Saturn did Uranus

I have one or two, but I never post them because I don't know anywhere to engage with others about this sort of shit that would let me actually use them.

I have a troll OC but I was mostly wondering about houses. Would be coo lif we had any anons who made cute human or troll living space interiors.
Fair
Ah neat, might be a fun project some time

Would be coo lif we had any anons who made cute human or troll living space interiors.

Anon 2 here, I actually do have one of these that I kind of half-assed.

cancel me all you want but i never liked dave

We know Jade

fuck dave

Dave does feel heavy handed at times

Just like your shitty Instagram meme.

are you mentally retarded

I haven't cared about Homestuck since Act 6, but I just took a scroll through the MSPA wiki. Man, I forgot how autistic Homestuck was. It might genuinely be worse than Sonic.

I'm sick of the Striders in general

Dave is terrible and HS2 needs to stop pretending like he's not at fault.

What is the fucking point?

sorry daddys self insert is being criticized, have you tried not being an whiny abused gayboy

Troll sex.

i love baby dave

baby dave > dave dave

John, Dave, Karkat, and Sollux form the new Icy Hot Stuntaz

youtube.com/watch?v=BIjEI0ZmWEo

You fucking buffoon. You are tearing apart this community

if only there was a dave baby

there is

Can you imagine an alternate universe where Dave wasn't meant to be an author's self-insert, meaning that he wouldn't get an excessive amount of screentime compared to the other kids for the sake of feeding Hussie's ego?
Can you imagine a timeline where Hussie never did a self-insert at all?
I wonder how much would things change...

There were only 3 Icy Hot Stuntaz, anon

/hsg/ won
2016 mods lost

I love all the babies. They're adorable. Look at all the little guys.

Are you actually trying to interpret this in the most incorrect way possible or are you just shitposting, anon

yiffy exists because Jade wanted to get as close to a dave baby as possible

according to the bonus comics even yiffy sees him as her dad

Lol

There was this one roleplay group I was a part of, we roleplayed out an entire session made up of of strange AU versions of any of the beta/alpha kids.

Here is the room of my AU dirk/dave that I made for shits and giggles. His name
is Dell Strider. Thoughts?

Just ban Homestuck, just like we banned ponies. Just let wojak/gigachad/Pepe proliferate in absolute perpetuity. Nothing bad will happen.

10/10

gnome lover

Deducting 10 points for MF Doom.

just like we banned ponies

They've got their own board and they do more shit than the Stuckies do.

I figured it would be a nice parallel to Dirks (definitely not sexual) obsession with horses

based half life enjoyer

Aradia using her telekinesis to give you a handjob.

How sexual do you think Andrew’s obsession with horses is?

definitely not sexual

Please we all know that he's the originator of IWTCIRD

This. If you're not getting into Homestuck for the first time in 2025 for the sole reason of new fap material, what's the point?

I know a zoomer who is getting into Homestuck because he unironically wants to feel what peak internet was like

Literally the most deserving fight in the entire franchise and it doesn't get its own flash. Apparently Hussie wanted to subvert expectations by putting peak in text form because he wanted the readers to know that Homestuck isn't about its fights, yet like damn near every single popular flash of his got fights in it so he's just retarded.

Ah, so "what's the point" is mental retardation. Thank you!

I thought it was because Caliborn/LE did it to troll the readers and not allowing them to see it

Makes me laugh how all the homestuck fans I've encountered are either 35 yo married guys who met their wives thru hs or gay 15 yo kids

sarcasam

Nah I read Hussie's notes, he purposely left it out because muh subvert subvert.

Final boss to end all final bosses

their entire lives and the story itself leading up to this point

Dave realizing his destiny is about to unfold, the only Dave Strider ever to fulfill that privilege

Bro's years of fucked up training just for this moment

Rose & Jade fucking dying instantly in front of them

Entire battlefield is completely empty, the landscape filled with sand is flowing everywhere due to the giant black hole filling up the pitch black sky that's about to engulf everything, only thing illuminating the land are the cracks in spacetime.

Everyone that has engaged in fighting Lord English have seemingly died already

Just you and your best bro

Fight's oozing with so much testosterone I can only imagine it going down with everyone involved being comically jacked and sweaty.

A friend of mine can't draw but knows I like Vriska.

She made me an AI Generated Vriska some time ago, and beeped me that she had made another.

What is the general consensus on AI in the hsg?

Fuck off.

ok

I don't like it.

AI sucks but your friend sounds nice, being interested in your interests and all

If Hussie was shonen based he would've spent the year-long animation budget for Act 7 on this fight.

I miss 2012.

If it makes you feel any better, there's probably a very small, almost invisible subsection of the internet dedicated to emulating 2012 internet, with very strict moderation regarding language used.

I'm a prince of light

Mage of Void.
I do nothing.

Oh, so you're responsible for all those dead lightbulbs in my house. Jerk

Bard of Space, so I’ve basically accepted that being a dead guarantee that whatever session I’m apart of might be a a dead one. It is what it is though!!!

Bards aren't always bad. They're wild cards but they might just be the key to winning, especially with the aspect of creation

knight of rage

I've got two fantrolls right now. Both Gamzee's level, none of them Juggalos.

The woman is tall, strong, and very cheerful.

The man is short, thin, and reserved.

Does anyone else have fantrolls?

character arcs are irrelevant to making babies/universe

character arcs are irrelevant to making babies

Good

mage of doom, which mostly sounds like depression

I want to force him to put on that miniskirt and rape him EVERY DAY UNTIL HE LOVES IT.

give me a QRD on homestuck

Imagine something that is really good
And then
It becomes really really bad.
And then it gets even worse.

Kids play an apocalyptic game that spans the entirety of existence and begun. Shenanigans ensue. Beautiful and terrible that has a special place in internet history

4 kids try to play it game, it gets silly.

california?

No, Homestuck.

He became known throughout the game as The Black Prick

implying commiefornia was ever good

mage of hope

lots of gold

lots of free land

lots of happy people

...and then jews came

this guy’s face

*strums guitar*
When you see a nice girl…

I think that’s definitely true, as it could be vital to passively destroy space in a session. I guess it’s mostly because of how it makes me think of a interesting premise of a bard of space realizing he’s destined to destroy the session after him and his team encounter a unbeatable enemy

these niggas so retarded...

Was this sincere, or was he just being a massive shitlord and trying to gain street cred with his new friend group?

He's a shithead unable to take responsibility for what he made.

Please let's not push our luck and fellatio the the mods.

a friend gave me the homestuck game but it looks weird and I don't see any of the funny characters

niggas in a homosuck thread over a decade after it died pretending they have the right to call anyone gay

Good men don't end up here anon.

stop liking Homestuck you freak

Isn't there a fucking massive Lord English battle flash complete with a Toby Fox song near the end? The way he actually gets killed is by just punting him out of reality, I don't really think that would be terribly interesting.

Kill Lord English by running him over with a steamroller then call him Floored English

Lord English isn't dead for he is always already there and thanks to the void hax from Eridan we just don't notice until its too late

/hsg/ is back

Holy shit. I barely touched the webcomic but even I'm nostalgic now.

It’s been back for a while, but mods and griefers have been fucking with it even though there’s nothing against Homestuck in the TOS. They just declared that they weren’t allowing /hsg/ any more. I made a bad impression trying to force discussion about Vriska hypnotizing people because I’m very depressed and mentally ill, so I’m going to stay anonymous now and keep it cool until I eventually lose my shit and quit the internet.

I wish hussie made cats as cool as dogs in this comic. Cats are fucking cool

Just excuse yourself and say you're autistic?

You can get the whole thing flashes and all, spoiler free and with the retractive continuity shit scrubbed off githup rn. Comes in a neat lil offline program. Highly recommend it, they even have a tick box to turn the Caucasian joke and the few other things the trannies that made it can't stomach back on.

Rose is killed immediately

I have no interest in this hypothetical flash

James Roach and HICU have that in their control now. So a new release will likely remove the Caucasian joke and replace John with June.

Fuck Jiz Media for giving us potato recordings as substitutes for flashes, if only they waited for Ruffle

lightbulb is knocked out

ohh that’s why we don’t get to see it

I used to be a pretty well-put-together artist with a promising future, but years of dealing with assholes online and the Trump campaign starting bullshit that caused my favorite online community to break down compounded on my extremely dark abusive childhood and current home life to make me completely snap. I’ve ruined my reputation with most online communities I could have a chance in, so it’s whatever at this point. I need to figure out what to do with my life next and it’s not going to be easy.

Thats how i read it this year, its really good.

The Alpha session's first guardian is a cat
The Lalondes are cat people
Nepeta and by proxy Meulin

When was this leaked? I want to put Homestuck vindication on my calendar for when the year comes.

I have a version from before, if necessary I will seed it and dump the magnet in here

Welcome to the club

Indeed

do you frequent any other threads on this site perchance?

That first ones not exactly generous on cat, that things a dick.

Okay, but you KNOW you're on Anon Babble, right? You can be anyone you want and nobody can tell you otherwise, so unless you go on some gaytranny journey of "self discovery" you can just, like, not

This wasn’t leaked. It’s actually on the Homestuck website in a custom CSS fake Discord browser that hosts every Discord message Andrew sent to a specific server in 2019.

Oh shit he still has a sense of humour

People still think Stonetoss is Shmorky and they’re complete opposites.

It's vestigial and almost nonexistent like a snake's legs

Shmorky

People *still* talk about that guy? Do Anon Babble users still think it's 2011?

Almost no generals. I tried to set up camp in /hyp/ and Homesmut but I *think* I got chased out. I should have just kept my mouth shut until I was feeling better. I’ve been talking about starting a larger art project for a decade, but no one could expect me to with the obstacles I’ve faced. Andrew got off really, really lucky to be able to create Homestuck unfettered; You can think of me as an example of what would have happened to Andrew if he was born into a world that was already aware of him. I’ve shifted my focus to trying to find new IRL people and get some rest.

I wore my Homestuck Trolls shirt today for fun and I only got 3 different double take stares and this fat fucking lard HIPPO FUCKING OBESE FAGGOT FAT FUCKING FUCK was the only one to get it and ask if that was Homestuck.

I live in a small town outside of america so nobody knows what a homestuck is when I wear my troll hoodie

Do Anon Babble users still think it's 2011?

t. guy in a homestuck thread

Truly homestucks are the most oppressed minority

I went to Anime Boston in 2015 back when the What Pumpkin booth was still a thing, and my most notable encounter was a huge obese guy in his 50s with a bedraggled grey beard and lisp talking about the merch with me. I had a good time and got the Dave statue. I still think those were okay.

That one old porn pic of Caliborn/Lord English defeating John and turning him into a woman to fuck for eternity is basically canon now.

Man, this comic sucks.

Face it, all the cute cosplayers are extinct.
Any girls left obsessing over this webcomic are either stinky femcel NEETS who hate your guts or hamplanets who you swear are just jabbering to you in huttese beneath their visceral facial folds. It's over...

One month without slop...I grow hungry...weary...

So we got 4 years until youtube gets flooded with videos about homestuck's epilogues were flawless and the audience at the time needlessly hated it.

If i had to guess those are running around as Hazbin/Helluva characters instead these days.

Good point I think its a bit of both.

I SHIT YOU NOT THE FAT FUCK LOOKED LIKE THIS....but with a long ponytail and was dark skinned hispanic.

You clearly don't use Tiktok. There's cute cosplayers by the dozen on there.

all these people talking about missing out on cosplayer sex

no one talking about missing out on Vriska cosplayers putting them to sleep

;_;
It’s really all I wanted.

hated vriska

started liking vriska

becomes favorite troll

retcon happens

hate vriska again

he somehow made it worse

and worse and worse and worse

Hussie's scrotum is gonna be hung on my mantle

I wouldn't dare say it if I knew I wasn't completely anonymous but my brother met his last gf via a goddamn vast error shitcord. She wasn't exactly much of a looker but she was a decent chick, so yeah they do exist you'd just have to talk to women enough to find one.

Checked, I know this pain all too well

You’re going to be hypnotized and draped over Vriska’s closet door like a towel.

I thank the gods that nobody has ever been able to tell what these two books are

personally I swap from hating her, thinking she’s alright, and wanting to fuck her on a daily basis

Gayfags know how to write gay characters. They would never ruin perfectly healthy platonic relationships outside of being spiteful. Women, astaghfirullah, are biologically inclined to get their socks off by inserting otherwise nonexistent sexual tension between two male characters because it appeals to the most primal aspect of their brains - the one that gets off to watching two males fight for dominance so that the victor may mate with her. It doesn't help that they made a Kabbalistic covenant with the Antichrist to cover up any mention of this, mind you, because XX chromosome havers are the ones actually controlling the distribution of information. Anyways that's why Caliborn and Truman were right, and it's incredibly gay to like women and think about pussy, and also why big oiled up buff black guys doing the thug shaker are straight.

i appreciate the honesty but by this point kinda unrelated to homestuck. Why tf did I reopen this thread lol

i just got to act 6 intermission 4 when does this thing start getting bad

Because (you)'re nostalgic and like seeing Homestuck activity a decade after its heyday
It's okay grandpanon, why do you think we're all here?

If you don’t think it’s bad yet, you can probably finish it with no problems.

Grandpanon

I'M ONLY THIRTYYYYYYY

sweet

NTA, but hearing shit like this does make me feel like an odd outlier. I honestly don’t really think there’s any other places I rather talk about homestuck than here, which either shows how bad it is on other sites or that this place has something more charming to it

He fights John Dave and the stain of existence that is Davepeta in a very short 1/2 page from the Epliogues that ends with him getting stabbed through the chest with Caledfwlch eating Dave's head, and then being dragged to the black hole by Davepeta. Concept of the fight can easily be made into a flash but Hussie avoided it.

I just like typing quirks and there's precisely zero other internet stories that aren't directly or tangentially connected to Homestuck that contains typing quirks.

All the other places are insufferable, Anon Babble has no filter for better or worse

You’re not an odd outlier. Any discussion on the internet involving a property that upsets normalfags is going to be filled with them pretending to be part of the fanbase and battering and deriding literally everything they can, from the property itself to the fandom to whatever else. This IS the only place on the internet you have a chance at unfettered Homestuck discussion and there’s a reason the threads always hit 500.

I'M ONLY THIRTYYYYYYY

Image related

Everywhere else to talk about homestuck is infested with """Women"""

and nowhere online that'll tolerate you using them either sadly

He's never seen Tiktok LARPers pretending to be severely mentally ill and have DID like it's a fandom of its own

Not even Anon Babble's occasional /hsg/ when the shitty sequel comic updates... FVVVVVVVVVVVVVVCK...
That's not what I'm talking about and you know it.

I saw one with a Nepeta alter once
On one hand, fuck it, they're not hurting anyone outside of actual DID haters probably
On the other, watching someone flanderize your favourite character and birth troll to be le quirky uwu is a personal 9/11

TRULY W3 4R3 TH3 MOST OPPR3SS3D M1NOR1TY

*DID Havers
The agents of the antichrist are onto me, vade retro satana

get ridiculed for even talking in 1337speak

What the fuck is even the point of the interwebz anymore...

I think the more important question is: what comes next? What is going to replace the internet now that it’s obviously dying?

please find a shotgun and point it to your temple

me and who

it’s obviously dying

According to who, exactly? It's not dying, and if it is, it'll probably just end up rebirthing itself. Preferably in the form of a more youthful internet experience, but that's wishful thinking on my part.

Get nothing in a decade outside of light teasing

Agony.

Gimmie some Big Nep and Smol Kar, for old times

All the worthwhile people have sloughed off regular internet usage. I’m trying to understand where they went.

its okay.. my imagination does the job better

this was the only ship i ever liked. Sad!

Drawfag machine broken, pureasu andasutando

Are you sad yet?

I want this girl to put me to sleep SOOOO MUCH

You just have to look harder. All the smart people started out using the internet, it's just that over time it's become more accessible to retards. See Sharty. You just have to filter your experience, sorry.

I would, but I spent all day drawing, next next thread

Someone made me this edit a while back on s4s and i like to look at it once in a while, it makes me smile.

She better get under the covers with me first

Always

Bury Pnik Jon

Erm, gemerald?

This. The internet in its current form is arguably dying, but what we are seeing is largely a return to smaller segregated communities like the old days.

Believe me, once Discord finally bites the dust after going public, we're heading right back to the world of forums and small websites. As it is, Discord is already largely just a centralized version of that. You'll probably still have your Tiktoks and Youtubes, but all the big social media sites outside of content sharing sites like those are either dead or in the process of slowly bleeding out like Twitter and especially Facebook.

:33 < why are we still here? just to suffpurr? every night, i can f33l my leg... and my arm... even my fingers... the body i've lost... the comrades i've lost... won't stop hurting... it's like they're all still there. you f33l it, too, don't you?

I hate to be the bearer of black pills but likely nothing, the early internet was a once in a lifetime experience you'll just have to morn it and move on.

Of course it ain't but most of it's completely unrecognizable compared to a decade ago, it's one of the reasons I love homestuck so much. It was made before all the politics crap of 2016 turned everyone's brains to sludge and it became cool to treat irony like a personality trait. those original 5 acts are so amazing to me not just for the novelty but how earnest they were, that's what makes it special.

this isn't real this never existed get this LIE OUT OF MY FACE FUCK OFF THIS ISN'T REAL

It came off as really nice how John got her to mellow atleast a bit out and actually end up contemplating the shit she was doing. Then she died and that was that, shame.

Hasn’t Anon Babble traffic dropped 400% in the last few months?

Yeah

Homestuck is directly responsible for why Zoomoids veil their opinions behind excessive layers of irony and metatextual humor

Nah, zoomers and even older gen alpha are starting to reject the modern internet and yearn for what they never knew. There's a big push for retro-styled internet shit now, analog horror and such is only the beginning.

whatever comes next won't be the same, but the next generation if nothing else idolizes what came before.

wat

It’s directly responsible in the sense that it made them feel targeted and made them feel the need to employ guilt/mental illness shielding as a way to anesthetize Andrew to what they ended up doing to him

i was so fucking pissed when she was killed i think i stopped reading for like a week afterwards
like i hated her the entire time and then she chills out and gets really likable and bam that's it gone

D --> Realistically speaking, if we were to "RETVRN," the brain sludge of which you speak of would still be prevalent to at least some degree. Modern slang is too STRONG a force to over100k, which is why the internet at large will never again have that nostalgic and "retro" feel

What’s wrong with Johnrezi.

It was fixed when she was brought back
Then they un-fixed her by having her learn nothing and thus undoing her character growth
Then they fixed her again by putting her in a sexy tank top

Modern internet is starting to buckle under the cost of running anything (especially AI) and heavily increased pushback on arbitrary enshittification of everything. When the likes of Google collapses under its own weight as people move the hell away from the increasingly worthless garbage shat out by AI, the glory days will return.

just has to put a dave there

I fucking hate fujos so much

putting her in a sexy tank top

genuinely, it’s like as soon as she has that on I want to grab her by the horns and force it down her throat

okay, that one too. i was just being a bit hyperbolic.

who cares, our own slang back then was just as retarded - and contrary to what people think, the kids who spew skibidi rizz no cap almost always know it's retarded and talk like that because they think it's funny. It's no different than when we kept using weeaboo and roody-poo after the word filters made us all sound like idiots.

For what its worth her basically now acting as the new kids weird aunt and taking off from the adult drama with them isn´t the worst idea out there.

The comic should just stop there, anything that comes after should be pure speculation on the basis that every headcanon is canon

Friend told me of a Russian SS13 that had troll and kid hairstyles and SBurb items.

I went on since I know some Russian and found a Security Officer Vriska bullying a botanist John into making her exploding lemons.

She collected these and threw them at Mime Karkat, who shot her with an invisible finger pistol.

At least it meant something, which is what I'm saying. "Modern slang" doesn't MEAN anything, it's just to "be funny," as you put it. And it sucks.

Ending on what is basically a cliffhanger? That kinda reminds me of another webcomic…

a botanist

wearing green gloves

is passionate for flowers

Maybe the bubble will pop, maybe not but we'll never go back. I'm of the opinion the best we can do is what we are rn, sit in our little niches and enjoy the last enclaves while we can.

This is another reason it's gone, even I use brainrot slang and niggerbable Ebonics phrases with my buddies cause it's funny to. Penguin of doom shit's sadly just old news

This but unironically, put HS^2 on hiatus a la HS proper and divert all resources into polishing Hiveswap

Not the most out there thing. Eridan was the Captain with a beard.

I’m quoting a Steampianist song.

youtu.be/SyNIDn8b8yk

Ah, I've never heard of this guy.
Thanks for giving me someone new to listen to.

His point still stands
I miss March!Eridan...

I think i heard about that one years ago at this point, way before i ever got around to read this, from the perspective of just being way too into SS13 i just assumed its the furry erp servers but less fur and more grey skinned weirdos.

Meanwhile in hindsight the whole part of Gamzee going Postal did read instead as the Meteor experiencing a SS13 session of their own.

Enough gay crossdressing Eridan
Time for manly captain eridan

Manliest of man

On hippie station we had a guy who played his own troll, he was the stations "musician" and took requests on the keytar and piano. Good dude.
I wonder where Sozane is now.

Troll Waluigi

Gross.

All the more reason to love him.

mage of time

I think he's lame. But I kinda like lame guys so. Maybe he's cool in a lame pitiful kind of way.

Be honest, we've all fantasized about being a troll girl at some point, right?

No.

When I first started properly reading the comic, I thought I wouldn’t after growing so accustomed to the kids and preferring them over the trolls. But as I got to act 6, I think I did start to fantasize a bit

i've fantasized about being inside one
in a non-vore way

No.
Being Jade has come to my thoughts plenty.
But no troll girls have called to me in that sort of way.

The troon rot has seeped into your soul, kill yourself now or go on to live a fate worse than death.

If I were to be a troll girl, I'd want to be a female Mituna or Sollux, since I'm basically them in real life, only 120% more depressed.

Like... you want to go through one of those episodes in shows where you're shrunk down to a cellular size and have to go into her bloodstream to cure her of some sickness?

Yeah but I don't want to admit it

Fantasies are perfectly fine so long as you don't begin a regimen of chemical atrocities upon your body. Thoughtcrime isn't real.

Never, but oh my god I desperately wanted to fuck Terezi so bad. I still do.

Thoughtcrime

so glad soldiereclipse decided to join the thread

No?

I can tell from context clues he's talking about his penis

Good take and honestly even I have thought about it in passing but you must always remember how dangerous that road is to tread

no, i’ve fantasized about my “weiner” (if you know what i mean) being inserted into a troll girl’s “holes” (if you know what i mean) ;) (wink (if you know what i mean))

(me)
…I just actually read what this was talking about and god no, I don’t want to be a troll girl. A guy, probably. But not some chick.
Does it look like I browse /GYWB/?

idgi

...yeah sometimes

Don't worry, anon, I get what wiener you're talking about

Okay. to the Femanons here, Did you try any amount of weird troll RP smut? Was it nice or did you cringe afterwards. One more thing, do I still have a shot for a HS gf??

it's called dark humor buddy

You’re not funny

There are no femanons here.
Hussie is a hack.
HS2/BC will never be good.
Caliborn was right and based and chudpilled.

not a foid but yes (nice) and no

can I fuck him

Deez McClussie

make sure to make the subject of the next thread "homestuck general" so i can find it easier
maybe make it right now, perhaps even link it in this thread. perchance even grant it an "edition" and add a link to the previous thread "this one" in the body.

the theme of the thread should be something like "We're 8ack!"

Nah, too much Homestuck for now. There's only so much you can talk about when it comes to this. Maybe next week.

that almost certainly will get it deleted, just ctrl+F "homestuck" you lazy ass

If you wanna speedrun getting thread instadeleted for five more years sure

Jane should be fatter.

SHE ALREADY IS TOO FAT.

clawed green fingers typed this post

All her fat goes to her tits.

Imagine Jane tied up in a straitjacket for her crimes

You know what? Fuck the mods. I’m doing it. I will have to make it from mobile to avoid the 15-minute captcha, though.

You're going to doom us all :o

i'm gonna be real i got a boner the first time i read the page where he's talking about her boobs growing in and wanting her to strip and wanting her to get fatter

Good luck maintaining this thread's momentum. Retard.

trips

it was fun while it lasted but now you've gotta commit to the bit

tfw no troll gf ever

It amuses me to no end that one page of insults did very little within the story but forever doomed jane till the end of time to be portrayed as fat fucking pig of a woman

You're playing with fire anon and you're gonna get burned

I'm not a girl but I could dress up as feferi for you but only if you finance my opulent fuchsia lifestyle

i'm poor

If you didn't, can you really call yourself straight?

…And her being a cute slampig is bad because…?

Yeah sorry, then no troll gf ever for you

I don't like fatties but damn this is good