Death Battle Thread
Who'd win between these two MANLY and FIT powerhouses
Death Battle
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
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Kratos won in the end.
Toguro because magic? Does he have magic?
You know, he's got a point
I don't know anything about YYH and Toguro but Armstrong isn't as strong as I was initially led to believe
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Natsu destroys Luffy these days.
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Winners don't seethe at random franchises. Be a better man.
Well how strong are they? If Armstrong punched a mountain, would it flatten? What about Toguro? I'm tired of feats like crushing the ribs of the pee pee poo poo man and blocking the niggernova 9000. Can they destroy mountains or can they not?
I should let other men fuck my wife like my hero KINGtos. I love my Sony brand estrogen pills btw.
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSS
I'm a woman, GoW is my favorite franchise and I hate the double standard
VALIDTRANSWOMANtos
He quite literally says all he can do is make his muscles grow big. Though at 85% he starts sucking energy from lesser demons
Alright, who can beat my team of villains?
Lex Luthor
Joker
Cheetah
Killer Frost
Green Goblin
Sinestro
Mentok the Mindtaker
Megatron
Skeletor
Mum-Ra
Bowser
Dr. Eggman
Neo Cortex
Ripto
Ganondorf
Gorilla Grodd
Black Adam
Dr. Forester (and TV's Frank)
Can overpower Raiden who just moments before their fight judo flipped a 10k+ ton robot and wield a 1k ton arm like a sword
Tanked his sword that can cut through pretty much any metal
Has low level regeneration
He's pretty fucking strong.
TRANSRIGHTStos
Even if Dr. Forester and TV's Frank show him the movie, Manos: The Hands of Fate?
makes everyone mad just from existing
HOLY FUARK
TRANStos
Why does his face look weird?
A TRUE HERO always supports the rights of his TRANS SISTERS
Manos is about an ancient god adding women to a harem and there's a 20 minute, jazz music backed, women wrestling segment.
10k+ ton
1k ton
Not canon; fan calcs.
Tanked his sword that can cut through pretty much any metal
Said sword isn't infallible and needs repeated strikes to cut through ceramics and heavy armor despite being swung by someone who could throw a Metal Gear RAY 8 stories into the air
Armstrong is hilariously strong and overqualified to be street tier but he's not the mach 100,000, island-sinker who can tank nukes that I was promised
HOLY FUARK... that's so TRANSCODED (TRANSGIRLS like me always wanted to have kinky sleepover parties with other lesbians)
the retarded kraturd spammers think they are women too
not sure if they can sink even deeper
no one cares about my MU and is just fucking shitposting again
fuck this make your own thread
you voted for this.
KratosGODDESSES own this general
ENTERRRRRRRRRR
My character HAS NO LIMITS and EFFORTLESSLY GOD-STOMP-SOLOS his entire verse
Check the character's medium
Struggles all the fucking time, loses just as often as he wins and the full range of his abilities isn't an infallible shield to everything
Name the character.
[CHARACTERIDON'TLIKE]....
the character that will be mentioned the most in this thread will canonically be the answer to this.
Not really. Luffy is immune to fire.
Kratos…
walter white...
Yup yup yup sounds like another KINGtos win
90% of the big two characters mentioned in these threads
do you really have fun spamming this retardation? people's opinions of kratos won't improve no matter how much you seethe about the "downplay"
Everyone itt except KINGtos…
Based PROTECTTRANSKIDStos
I think the model looks good. I'm just messing around with Twinmotion.
Planetary Piccolo
Don't worry, the episode comes out in a few days. Then, we'll have a new matchup to ignore in favor of more Kratos shitposting!
newfag to this general, why is everybody shitposting about Kratos of all people?
I feel like the DB was handled pretty well, even if I personally liked Asura more.
Ah, must've been the lighting in the first image. It looked like he had sunken in eyes.
What kind of match up is this?
Is that a black hole? That's unfair. Even Celestialsapiens are helpless against black holes.
Viltrumites, on the other hand...
So when are we commissioning someone to do a track for Kratos vs Koffing?
He actually had sunglasses on lol
This shit has so many rendering options. I feel like I'm in the Dark Souls' character creator of whatever the fuck Twinmotion is supposed to be.
because in the lore of GOW Kratos is Omnipotent+/Boundless, and that mindbreaks a lot of vitriolic characterfags who can't handle that Kratos is the official strongest character in fiction and would beat up theirs, as recognised by DB
...that was a galaxy sized black hole made of another celestialsapian, so your poot is moot.
It’s arguable that Armstrong is physically stronger via metal gear scaling but Toguro should outhax it by being able to fix his body and absorb his soul like he was doing to all those demons in the stadium
people make fun of kratos because of how he's blatantly wanked
GoW wankers seethe about this and flooded the thread with their shitposting
poot is moot
Fucking autocorrect
calm and canon
seething and coping
why is everybody shitposting about Kratos of all people
It’s just a featsman vs loreman war going on. Anons here don’t like that a submountain guy got an effortless win over a multi-galaxy+ destroyer. That and how DB treated and wanked Kratos gave a lot of material to shitpost about.
DB was handled pretty well
Their breakdown was fine but the actual fight was boring and post-battle analysis was a mess and comedic goldmine.
made by another celestialsapien or made by mcguyver using a cheesgrater and a crayon, a black hole is a black hole and btfoes them
spirit energy, it's not witchcraft but it's arguably mystical
Ha. Poot.
Alien Xisters……..
normal blaster fire
All this proves is they are glass cannons who lack passive defenses
i watched the episode and the galactic gladiator grew to about the size of the planetoid he got slammed into, but then his fingers were still about the size of alien x's body when he flew over to squish him. not good! totally shattered my immersion! cartoon perspective is a bitch
Post Kratos destroying a mountain.
Dante got to fondle this beauty before killing her.
Lucky bastard.
Autism
N-no… no more… he can’t…
Athena said "Zeus is Olympus". Olympus is a mountain. Kratos destroyed Zeus. Which destroyed Olympus. Olympus, the Mountain.
You're DONE.
Ben Tennyson vs Popeye who wins? Alien x is restricted.
But could Asura defeat the HORDE?
I'm not seeing a counterargument from you
The counterargument is the whole manga, we constantly see fodder curses like Jogo not give a shit about him
His birth changed the balance of power for curses, that doesn't imply everyone will instantly feel their assholes tingling when he is around.
Sukuna was stronger and had a bigger CE pool than him and his presence in the modern era never did shit to the balance, the actual reason for this is likely the combination of the Six eyes and the limitless Cursed technique inhabiting the same body
assassins shitting themselves just by getting looked at by Gojo
Cursed energy can inflict negative emotions, specially on non sorcerers, this alone is no proof of what they claim
Toji pussyfooting
Toji is a literal bum, trash, low tier fodder I'm his own verse, he knew he stood no chance in a 1v1 against Gojo and that's why he needed to play around him
after meeting him ONCE
Gojo was already a popular sorcerer at the time, Toji just knew what was he getting into
Makima would be like “oh this guy isn’t a pushover I’ll have to do some extra work to control him”
Which wouldn't happen because Gojo doesn't have the presence or some specific aura to inflict such thoughts, plus Makima can't detect Cursed energy so you can't even argue in favor of his big CE reserves for that (if you tried to make the argument)
AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE KRATOS SCHOLARS YAMETE I CAN'T EVEN OUTSMART 1 OF YOU LET ALONE A THOUSAND
Popeye turns the Omnitrix into a bowl of Trix. But then Popeye would smack Ben over the head because Trix are for kids and force feed him spinach, the universal food
DB took the scaling pill and feat fetishists dont like it
All my TRANSSISTERS feel safe now that our HEROES can protect us
Athena said "Zeus is Olympus".
not thinking she meant this as “Zeus rules Olympus so if you go against him you go against everyone on Olympus”
Post Zeus looking a like a mountain.
You're telling me.. MY PRESIDENTS scale above Zeus and Kratos?!
Star war legends has a jedi literally lift a fucking blackhole, that is quadrillions of times better than anything anyone has ever done in GOW.
FUUUUAAAARRRKKKK OUTERVERSAL KIIIIIIIIINNNGGG
I need to see those links.
in GOW 4 Thor literally breaks time itself. in GOW 2 novel Kratos destroys the abstract concept of Destiny/Fate destroying all determinism. in GOW 3 Kratos destroyed 3 beings confirmed to have higher than infinite power over infinitely sized dimensions.
Kratos literally trashes the entire star wars verse the same as he does random zombies in norway.
Put them all on an empty planet, then Asura the Destructor blows it up with a mantra blast. The end.
Good thing my favorite verse, CHADhou, is full of feats that surpass both God of Frauds and Fodder wars.
Here's Reimu surviving a black hole point blank btw
Kratos is some guy with decent hax and like...Peaks at town level, MAYBE Continental with scaling, but DB and lorewankers thinks he is some omniversal God that can reach the end of the universe in less than a plank second.
...in his braindamaged dreams after Kratos punched asura once rendering asura a cripple for life
That black hole is like twice the size of a little girl. Not as impressive as you think.
Canon
Hey speaking of YYH how did you guys ever feel about sasuke vs hiei?
I Don't know about that one.
I can see how Mr.MultiversalButMaybeNot may ruffle some jimmies
Yeah "This tree is beyond Time and Space" vs "I just destroyed 15,000 galaxies onscreen" is pretty funny in concept.
I'm not sure how to feel about this, because I would rather never have another Bardock vs Omni-Man again
also not absolutely shafting my boy Hulk, him losing to Broly lives in my head rent free
A coin sized black hole would obliterate the earth in minutes
Yeah, it is only like dwarf star level instead of solar system level.
Hey speaking of YYH how did you guys ever feel about sasuke vs hiei?
IIRC, the consensus is that Hiei should have lost, but because Sasuke is so hated, people don't mind the wrong outcome.
Not that anon but a black hole as small as a bowling ball could very well have the earth's mass 10-20 times over
KINGtos has the power to create Black Holes the size of large enemies as a basic weapon in Ghost of Sparta.
Canon.
FFFUUUUUAAAAAARRRRRKKKK
…only for Kratos to find out that it was a hallucination he conjured up to COPE in fear that Asura could destroy all 9 of his Scandinavias with a single punch.
The only aliens that's worth a damn at that point is Clockwork and Atomix, and even then, none of their powers would work/stop on Popeye.
...on opposite day, where Asura isn't his laundry boy
Here's how asura can still win
KINGtos won...
by throwing Kratos into space
Kratos can breathe and fly through space in GOW1. You're DONE.
Sasuke should've won but fuck Sasuke so Hiei winning is fine.
Kratos... Easy on the gyros...
Asura would lose to this Kratos btw
A class demons are low planetary by existing, s class are harder to scale because the fights happen in the demon realm and that's multiple planes of existence not a planet like earth. So depending on interpretation they're casually above planetary to multiversal. But these require reading so Naruto scalers don't count it.
"The author needs to tell me exact numbers or I won't believe anything!"
breathe and fly through space in GOW1
Post it, BITCH
inb4 he sends Kratos getting his mind raped by his daddy Ares
well that's not what was said now was it
I don't particularly care who wins I want an entertaining fight
p-post it!
b-but if you post it then it doesn't count!!!
I cachinnate at your cowardice. Confirmed to be real in both novel and game. You're DONE. Kratos broke you
‘s and his landlord, who Kratos has to pay rent in the form of begging for mercy in exchange for Asura letting him live a life where he isn’t one-shotted by Wyzen’s pinky.
Damn, their ride left them stranded in the middle of the ocean. I hope nothing bad happens to them.
...on bizarro world, where Kratos isn't boundless and didn't onepunch Sissysura in the db for the whole world to see
This should be how everybody thinks about an episode lmao. But i noticed around beerus vs galaxia that some people really really want an character to lose if they hate the opposing fanbase.
Kratos is the only reason I post here.
Natsu de...ACK! OH GOD NO! PLEASE DON'T TURN ME INTO A GAG CHARACTER LUFFY! NOOOO I DON'T WANNA MAKE STUPID FACES AS YOU BEAT ME TO DEATH! PLEASE DON...ACK!
G5 Luffy beats Natsu like a disobedient child.
So you can’t post it. You RAN like the BITCH you are. What’s so difficult about posting a scene of Kratos breathing and flying in space? Surely there’s a scene for that…
because Kratos being able to beat up a guy who shook the equivalent of NINE SCANDINAVIA's is not some outerversal+++++ unlimited beast
plus, they said Asura was able to dodge lasers the size of planet moving at 68 quadrillion times the speed of light, but then said Kratos was 'equal' to his speed because he... put his hand up after Helios began trying to give him a sun tan?
Oh SHIT Kratos, Hulk, Sonic, BEHIND YOU!
One Piece fans have become such obnoxious fags after gear 5th it doesn't even give him toon force
If anything via le scaling the Helios feat is far more impressive lol
This post was good bait for the anti kratos posters
There is, in GOW1. But that mindbroke you so hard you chickened out before it was even posted, LMAO
How? He put his hand over his eyes AFTER Helio's started using his light and then bumbled towards him.
He was literally making Kaido do cartoon wacky eye faces as he beat him up.
It gives him some low level toon shit at the very least.
What a fucking boring thread.
FUCK! MY FANS CALL THEMSELVES 'SCHOLARS' BUT I'M A BARELY LITERATE SPARTAN RETARD... WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?!?
Do you want to discuss the next match?
The kratos/asura posters tend to make actual vs battle discussion pretty far between each other...i really want to debate mordecai and rigby vs finn and jake but ill just get ignored...
So I know we generally default to applying General Relativity to most cases (like lightspeed not being a limit but a milestone), but how exactly do we square interactions like fusion and antimatter annihilation resolve without Special Relativity? Hell, I don't think Black Holes even work without SR.
Doesn't Finn and Jake kind of... just win hard?
I dont think so. If you give them the best shit they can do.
Mordecai and rigby are moon level gods.
predicting that the same shit spewed out by Kratosfags after it’s shown to be an illusion
y-you c-chickened out! y-you can’t call me out on my b-bullshit!
It’s simple, post the scene of Kratos breathing and flying in space. That’s all, surely you have an example that isn’t Ares trapping him in an illusion? I could post at least 3 scenes of Asura breathing in space no problem, you surely have at least one concrete scene of Kratos doing the same, don’t you?
Mordecai and rigby just have so many hax. What could finn and jake even do?
Toon force is breaking the laws of physics, nature, and reality usually for a comedic purpose within in the One Piece world everything Luffy does is still well within the laws of his reality since 99% of his powers are just him making himself, his enemies, or his surroundings more rubbery and the Kaido face thing is something every character does especially Usopp since his wacky face defeated a villain. Gear 5th hasn't really put him in a new tier of strength since all his abilities can still be countered by just raw strength and durability
There’s an entire blog about Mordecai and Rigby Vs Finn and Jake.
deathbyblog666.blogspot.com
In my opinion, unless you scale F&R to Golb and creatures like it (and even if you do scale them to that you can equally get M&R to the same level of power through Anti-Pops and comic baddies), Mordecai and Rigby can just think really hard and erase Finn and Jake from existence.
Just have benson to tell mord and rigby that if they dont defeat finn and jake they are fired. Its beyond a stomp then.
master chief...
SEE? I'M SO RETARDED I FORGOT I'M A GAYREEK SPARTAN! AND NOT THE SUPER HUMAN HIGH IQ SPARTANS FROM HALO!
GOD I'M SO FUCKING WORTHLESS! I WOULD BREAK A WALL BUT I FUCKING CANT!
Go back to school, Kratos. Start with kindergarten and work your way up the ranks.
What are the chances that we'll even get an actually worthwhile matchup in the next episode? Hell, even if we do, I'd bet that people would write off anyways.
what fight do you actually want to see? Not what fight has your favorite character win but what do you think would make an entertaining fight to watch?
Corvo vs Booker
Scp 096 vs Wonder of U
Godzilla vs Hulk
nobody cares about Spawn vs Ghost Rider after a day
resumes back to shitposting about Kratos immediately after
It’s a neverending cycle until DB does a battle worse than and more shitpost-worthy than Krasura.
Madoka Vs Sailor Moon, unironically. I want big fuck off laser blasts and bright, colorful magical attacks. I think that shit is cool.
Eh, honestly just Godzilla vs Hulk and Sonic vs Goku, I have no idea what to really think of
Finn and Jake vs Mordecai and Rigby
SCP 096 vs Wonder of U
that's a horrible fight idea most SCP fight ideas are really bad because most SCPs have no fighting style or techniques but this one is especially bad Wonder of U sits still and 096 runs
GENIUStos is a canon inhumanly intelligent SCHOLAR!
Corvo vs Booker
based as fuck.
Adam vs Whitebeard
GENIUSTOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSS
Kiryu Kazuma vs Shizuo Heiwajima
Agent 47 vs Golgo 13
Kira vs Adachi
Soldier vs Sarge
60s Batman vs 60s James Bond
Do they scale to anti pops?
R-9 vs Vic Viper
Captain Marvel vs Miraclemsn
Captain N vs Bob the Guardian
Batman vs Bond
In Bond's DB he got literally every gadget he ever so much as touched, whereas they illogically restrict Batman to like a batarang. Would this matchup fraudcheck Death Battle?
This. I'd also take Gordon Freeman vs Isaac Clarke.
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Who can fight Mr Peterson?
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This is incon af