Homestuck General

Act 2 (or: Quality Control Edition)

Previous thread:

IMG_0381.png - 650x450, 17.51K

8^y

/hsg/ is back for real

Anon Babble said it wouldn't happen

Aw you didn't do the "We're 8ack" edition like I wanted. Laaaaaaaame

Oh lord anon actually did it. Well I'm with you to the last, but I don't expect that to be very long..

Sorry, Vriska…I like that Flash too, I just got struck with inspiration and had to go with a shitty art/mind control joke.

Let this mark the day that we stood upon our own two feet, whether we are smote by tranny jannys or we rise from the ashes

i start reading homestuck for the first time

halfway through reading it homestuck threads start popping up on Anon Babble

i jokingly suggest we bring back the general

the general comes back

I can't stop winning!!!

sbahj3.png - 346x303, 94.12K

hs gets threads on Anon Babble and Anon Babble so frequently we've basically been a general for a while

today i put…JELLY on this hot god

Why does John beat women so much?

all we needed was some new blood...

Because troll women are all psychos who need correction

/hsg/ returns

Rampant shitposting in other threads

Anon Babble is healing...

... Why have we been allowed to have one thread more than once a year? Has the Moderator that has a hateboner for us left? Are we so irrelevant that it doesn't matter anymore?

ToT?

We back back for good?

Nice. Still, I'll never forgive Hussie for taking this away from me.

Maybe Vriska has seen my enthusiasm and dropped a few moderators from Earth-C to keep us afloat.

Sorry, but Karkuck deserves NOTHING.

yourewelcome.jpg - 443x700, 32.54K

Uohhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! ๐’…„ ๐’…„ ๐’…„

==> I give her some cheese.

We're great right now.

Hussie. sarah, carly and emma are calling you again for another pegging session.

We've amassed so many trannies that kin Roxy that we've created a similar aura of void that hides us from the mods

136627.png - 540x559, 144.37K

Vriska is lactose intolerant

Bro…IBS Vriska bot on Character.ai…

8ratty 8raps........

Where is that chain of edits

equius is literally me

Why is Vriska a hater of the dairy? Is it because shes flat?

Brapschizo infecting /hsg/ already

Not once she gets impregnated (see the discussion from two threads ago)

I'm going to quickly check the hs Anon Babble thread brb

Because of coomers

spidermilk.jpg - 1396x1320, 212.27K

All these Homestuck threads made me dig out my old laptop.

Over 10,000 images saved from a mix of Anon Babble, msparp, twitter, and tumblr when it comes to Homestuck alone.

Many of them are blank, or look like pic related.

The digital rot is real I guess.
Poetic.

holy smokes!

this image is ancient

OKAY BITCHES
To celebrate this moment, let's do something fun
spinthewheel.app/xWZ8n8J9JM

Spin and whatever it lands, draw a little doodle of the character you get!!

Can I draw them however I want?

Yeah, just have fun, could be shitty or of quality

but idk how to draw

Open mspaint and then you draw some lines

mindbreaks Andrew Hussie progressively over the course of 20 years

IMG_0403.jpg - 991x1000, 84.29K

How about fan-ventures, any good ones anyone read?

Is that you, Andrew? Is this me?

Is that you.jpg - 800x1068, 619.31K

No. Read KGTAC and SBURB.exe if you really want to. Neither of them are quite the same.

WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT

fan-ventures

good ones

In this economy?

i feel like being in this thread is just waiting for doomsday. i know that deletion is right around the corner. i can feel it.

I miss Heinoustuck.

WHO’S THE LITTLE SLIMY JUBILITE SHIT PRICK-PANNED NOOKSUCKER DOWN HERE WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN TERMINATION WARRANT

There's a few.
Pic releated; PrisouneBound
There's also Beneviolent

sexy_mama.png - 640x450, 57.65K

Not looking for the exact same feeling, but a good similarity of it. Let it have its own uniqueness.

On a personal note, I hope this means all the Vriska hypno anons are gonna come back…

ok i will try something

That’s not really what I mean. They both try to offer their own thing, but there’s something that’s fundamentally missing from both that you really just can’t describe with words. Maybe you’ll get it if you read them and look into their authors.

oh that's very nice

Someone mentioned Dumah from Soul Reaver a thread ago for Caliborn's voice.

Can't stop picturing the cut Priestess as Aradia.

Also can't stop imagining Vriska as some grotesque Spider-Vampire Monster like Zephon.

I'll miss Sburb.exe

file.png - 650x746, 169.98K

I’m sorry, for Caliborn’s voice? He’d be great for Lord English, but Caliborn needs to sound like a kid or young adult.

Is it dead? Lmao

the author got sent to fucking bootcamp

file.png - 855x717, 83.62K

I’m sure all the soldiers will appreciate his Arcane ship talk and Oney Plays references.

What they do to be sent there

Lord English was Dumah's regular voice.

A Chipmunk version was for Caliborn's.

voca.ro/16uvWmqkIsv1

compulsory military service dummy

some countries just make you go into the military for a bit. like georgia and south korea.

Samefag, I can't draw for shit, I spent more time thinking of a theme/pose than actually drawing

Saved.

Awesome rezi

I never did care too much for Nepeta
Maybe it's a sign

Nep a cute.png - 334x321, 6.81K

Fatty.

More cushion for the plapping.

Cute Nep

And the twerking.

Totes adorbs anon, would hug

Mr. pooplord, nice to meet you

Nepeta STINKS

She stinks GOOD

Duh? Do you think that bitch ever showered and washed her kitty once living in a dank cave?

She dissolves if you put her in a bathtub

mostly wants to see what happens this all breaks apart

Good night /hsg/
In the meantime, please vote for whether or not I should kill myself tomorrow
strawpoll.com/eNg6vXeBjgA

time for your bath, nep!

NOOOOOOOO

file.gif - 498x280, 2.69M

Letting Christine Weston Chandler outlive you

Rose is built for BDC

JadeRose

That's not a thing

Anon we relish crackships in /hsg/. Put two characters together immediately.

That's a NuFan ship, so maybe discord would be a better place for you than here

I resurrected /hsg/

I hope I have a little more respect in your collective eyes now.

Yiffy

Vriska in high-waisted jeans

Ngh

Bullshit. Revisionist history. Book-burner. War with eastasia has been declared.

every female character should be constantly smooching each other methinks

If we ever find Hussie, you will have the honor of killing him.

And then they all get SUPER pregnant the end

I know right?

That's what I'm talking about. IMAGINE the cacophony. Like a ringing belltower..

Not happy until I see her in a sundress

Jake and Feferi

Average tumblr/ao3 fic

Jake learning to appreciate a more ruddy hue..

I special summon Ruddy Rose Dragon on Jake’s dick.

Is /hsg/ back for real?
This has to be a joke right? The jannies must be playing a game.

Incest! :D

We put up a time stasis field like in Artemis Fowl 1. Plus, the janitors can’t enter the thread without asking or they’ll lose their magic.

I to this day do not know why this shitty female Microsoft Paint comic has a fandom
Also this is a definite Discord raid

It was one of the greatest fandoms in the internet in its heyday, like or not. Some stragglers are bound to have been left, especially here.

So what is hell tier anyways?

I will never understand the demented perspective nu-Anon Babble has on Andrew. Andrew was not a Tumble first; his old comics looked like this.

IMG_0406.gif - 1000x807, 119.24K

god i love the blind prophet
sollux ultra battle

Nah I've seen Homestuck threads on here for years (when allowed), 150 posts in a hour 30 is too obvious

Dreams... don't die!

"Bobby!"

someone is trying to start drama already

Welcome back, /hsg/.

I will reach my fist into Hussie's ass to his throat and work him like the shitty little puppet he is for ripping the greatest love story the world has ever known away from me like the HIDEOUS COCK he is

I don't think (you) understand how many Anon Babbleposters missed /hsg/

150 posts in a hour 30 is too obvious

Now, you might not realize it, but there’s a phrase that’s been in circulation on the internet for over a decade now that very clearly emphasizes the completely above-water, non-subversive reason that this happens. Five words. Extremely simple. Usually followed by the phrase ‘though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom’.

Fell for Jack after Spades Slick's death

No one missed this, and the ones who did posted in HS threads who would take 12 hours to get to 150 posts
Again, it's insanely obvious when something is being raided, and it only takes a few Discorders to do so

Shai'hulud

125114121111.jpg - 250x228, 18.23K

Bad bait o algo
Here's your (you)

Karkat Goes To A Convention is great, its got bitches you could drain your balls in.

Where were you during the prior HS threads?

Maybe in a decade and a half we might see Hauntswitch. Maybe. Begging for act 3 to be released on Homestuck day though

Nope.

And beleaguered commentary and character assassination of Karkat through a self-insert character who self-identifies as autistic.

tell me about it ive seen 3 voice cast lists mark olivia olson down for her
personally i think jamie marchi (panty) would be good as vriska

Sburb.exe is super funny

file.png - 858x822, 243.02K

and the ones who did posted in HS threads

Shut up ESL, /hsg/ is back and that's all I ever wanted. This was my home.

I've not seen Panty and Stocking but I've seen some clips online. I can hear it, though I feel her voice works better for Roxy. Vriska needs a deep voice, it feels appropriate, like how Equius should be voiced by Brenden Small.

That's shitty half-assed writting and you know it.
Theres no reason for the REAL Paint to not connect the dots (such as the lack of cybernetics on Jack) despite the comic implying that she took care of Slick for a long time.
It's also funny how the writers didn't realize that they paired her with the same guy who destroyed her home planet. It makes the half-assing more obvious than it already was

It's friday and posting speed can be influenced by a single poster with repliable enough posts

My ancestors :D

My Lusus’s Long, Long Legs

IMG_0407.jpg - 640x480, 36.25K

should be for an ultimate final battle between sollux and eridan i think
sollux gives the thumbs up at the end

Why did all the good aesthetics have to die early?

Be in a Battletech discord.

Out of nowhere someone posts that /hsg/ has reappeared.

For years I've known this guy to be a shitposter and good Anon Babble player. Had no idea he even read the comic.

Ask him who should pilot the Spider.

Him: "Vriska of course."

I like how you can't answer anything mentioned because you're a tourist
Should I just go to the discord and find where you're posting from?

now now i honestly dont hate what they did with karkat saying retard a bunch and a character getting mad at that, it was all about context and using words as personal venom against someone else
i say this as someone who thinks that "you cant say that" is a stupid rule

Kill Six Billion Demons started on the MSPA Forums as a quest thread.

"the" discord?

Tourist

Gb2/v/

Hi. I made this thread. Fuck this fag. He’s gay. Tell him to Skrill himself.

nah marchis voice can be deep and she knows how to sound like a bitch
i dont care for roxy and equius should be voiced by dan green

nah you ship it wrong like a nufan

Motherfucker it's not even been 2 hours
People were that keen about the general returning?

I find it insidious that the author has his self-insert meekly say “I don’t care for it, but don’t be mean to Karkat”, while his sister is the one that rants at Kark for being mean to her spergling. It’s not done innocently.

Vriska's an annoying character but the 8-pupil eye -> Infinity eye is based character design to power progression. You could never read Homestuck and still understand it's the same character after a lot of shit went down just from seeing the two next to one another.

Where doing it, man
Where MAKING A DIFFERENCE

Dan Green voice.

I can see it, especially if he pulls out the Yami.
Marceline's VA pulling a supreme bitch, though...

Yes.

suffr.png - 300x300, 13.13K

You don't gotta lie to be cool it's okay to admit you're a cancerous new fan who only started reading after it ended

The discord is laughing at him and me, but he promised to get a new Spider he'll paint in cerulean. He said he even has a sheet mock-up for how he thinks she'd customize it.
Thats dedication.

God Jack stealimg Slick's girl AND gang without even TRYING never mind being spared because ____ and there being no conclusion to the midnight vrew or derse agents as a whole makes my fucking head catch fire
Paint shouldve stabbed him to death to honor Slick
Or wait better yet, Karkat kills Jack, John kills HIC, and Slick kills LE. Slick marries Paint, everyone gets a happy regular life, the end.

/hsg/ already has schizos

/hsg/ already attracting people from outside Anon Babble

Ahh. It's good to be back.

Has anyone ever suggested Stephanie Sheh (Sailor Moon, Hinata Hyuga, Maria Robotnik) for Jade before?

hm fair point

And that's why generals aren't allowed and this is getting nuked when a janny wakes
It's like they don't get why they were banned in the first place

I learned about /hsg/ coming back from a DBZ server, now I'm here.

Goku Staring.png - 184x315, 63.57K

Olivia Olsen has a great voice but seems too afraid to be experimental/dramatic with it sometimes, she might make a Vriska performance fall a little flat.
And then her voice is too cool and sexy for base vriska

WELCOME BACK /HSG/

EPP Won.png - 717x699, 25.46K

especially if he pulls out the yamima boithat is the EXACT character voice of dan green's i had in mind for equius

commanding
booming
intimidating
STRONG.

Not for Jade, but I could see Sailor Moon for someone like Terezi, because of the whole Justice thing. Or heck, Aradia - ever seen Bee and Puppycat? She plays someone called "Toast" whose totally radical - and kinda insane.
youtube.com/watch?v=YkV4mEwvESM

It was a janny who was fucked by a karkat cosplayer

I gotta remember to add the slash title in the next one.

I remember the old internet. I remember discovering MSPA in 2009 off VGCats. You will never take this from me.

back then.png - 935x828, 165.04K

Grey DeLisle as Rose

Could it work?

called kill six billion demons

zero demons have been killed because they cant even die

unf

Too busy making shitty music for the worst pokemon games to work on the woke sequel to a decent game

Toby is worse than hussie

>zero demons have been killed because they cant even die

Nuh uh She killed mammon's husband who was a demon

hmmmm good choice anon i like it i do enjoy sheh's voice
personally, i choose melissa fahn for jade, her dendy voice specifically youtu.be/EqPG1T0OcT8?si=qWsduChg30VvQJ-K

K6BD is an aura and good art comic, the actual writing is pretty much all dogshit. It's good to skim through and save pages, that's pretty much it.

Caliborn is just Zim to me.

He snuck Baby Legend into the worst entry in the series. Homestuck is unironically a part of the world's highest grossing franchise now, and it's all thanks to an mpreg shitpost song.

an easy choice but a sensible one, i have her as white queen's voice (her jeanne from bayonetta voice mainly) youtu.be/gaxIXRf32wQ?si=bZfoDzk4m6tIrowP
yeah shes mandy

Richard Horvitz? I was thinking Michael Dorn.

Hell no, they aren't making my beloved Jude Tavros 4.0 by having that fag Dammek bully him as Dave 3.0.

Ugh…so cool. I know Andrew didn’t like anime when this was popular, but how could he not appreciate being featured here? Pure nostalgia.

Homestuck is part of hello kitty?

the actual writing is pretty much all dogshit.

nah

Richard Horvitz would be a great pick for Karkat, though, not Caliborn.

feels too deep/squeaky to me
I see something more like Daria's voice, but without the signature flatness of Daria. and Daria's mom for mom

Jade tends to have a lot dramatic breaks with lots a screaming and I can't really hear Dendy doing that sort thing

Also nice to see a OK KO fan outside of a KO thread

This has always been the peak example of media that people who can't think independently and need to be advertised what to like got into because it had a "fandom", especially for early 2010s culture

Neurotic

Shouty

Cranky

Sovl

He doesn't remember when Grey DeLisle had a Tumblr account, and decided to voice a few lines as both Vriska and Rose.

Luckily for you, I was incredibly autistic about cataloguing things back in the day.

voca.ro/1frrGWZauMXj <-- Grey playing Vriska.

voca.ro/18gN67H0q8MN <-- Grey playing Rose.

I rejected homestuck for years because of it's fandom and finally got into it when I found out it was actually interesting

My BALLS

00_081219.jpg - 1280x1046, 90.34K

that is a really good vriska

”Adios, Toreasnore.”

She actually mentions snoring

Hoo mama.

for terezi i see kari wahlgren's shannon as her voice youtu.be/fIOP51gexkQ?si=PLaRbb0Q6WNAn5S0
WHERE DID ALL THE SHANNON COMPILATIONS GO YOU HIDEOUS COCK oh wahtever
fair fair, but melissa fahn can scream like a banshee so i think she can make her dendy voice do the same
and yeah i really enjoy ok ko its a lotta fun and has BITCHES.

Eh... I find Zims reactions to humans and earth stuff to be closer to how caliborn reacts to stuff disgust and disinterest.

Why does this look like a Tamers12345 redraw?

250 posts in 2 hours

Totally organic guys

Wheres shaihalud it's not s Homestuck thread without shaihalud

This? This is fucking nothing. /hsg/ used to hit that in half an hour. We had multiple threads a day.

Replying to bait

Anon Babble never beating the allegations

Man I really should've watched OKKO. Thats a good voice. I don't remember who I picked for Terezi originally, just that shes now Millie from Helluva Boss.
I always knew who would voice Aranea though.
youtube.com/watch?v=g7_rSyRD8XM

anon you have blown my mind so hard its now orbiting neptune this is fucking incredible no exaggeration

This is the image board equivalent of getting accused of cheating in an FPS.

lisa and homestuck is such a strange far away combo but i wont complain because even clover could beat buddy and it would be so funny

It’s like you must be stroking up on a VIBRATOR to make you ERECT or something

Put some clothes on you harlot.

We are so back.

YEhciCDH-2o.jpg - 500x375, 27.56K

Gesundheit

Finally my autistic need to catalogue and save things has been a success. Now if only I can get my old hard drive working again.

Have a program on this current machine that allows me to screencap an entire page: For something like 500+ replies it breaks it into 3-4 images and savess them as a .pdf.

/hsg/ is suddenly back

active even in the dead of night

did you guys time travel here through a wormhole or is it going to be even faster in the day

Good pick for what it is, but I’m one of those people who likes the trolls to sound like actual 13-year-olds if possible, or at least cartoon 13-year-olds.

is it because the board is so slow that instead of erasing it, they're just trying out AI mods to train on it for bigger boards?

neat. I miss the old sprite work in general.

1628856616027.png - 1000x6775, 620.74K

Pic

Diamonds.

Who would have guessed my fetish would make more sense than june?

Anon Babble is one of the fastest boards on the site. it's activity is a bit higher than usual, though. probably because of this thread.

Roxy Anon Babble?

Sollux bros....

530.png - 650x450, 24.59K

holy shitamoly

Oviposit yourself into the current thread, please.

I really have slept on this show. I remember when Anon Babble blew up over the "Skeleton Gun" episode and then something about Korn being in it, but thats all I recall. Thats a good voice for her, I can't lie. Maybe her mom, the one thing I do know from this show, could voice Porrim.
youtube.com/watch?v=tZxCh7oigog&t=21s

roxy is so fucking hot, bros

They're a good pair.

525.png - 650x450, 12.11K

Are threads allowed for real, or are all of you tempting fate?

it's been up for 2 hours. if they wanted it gone it would be gone already.

Y'know for a Mage of Doom Sollux seems to be living a very fucking chill life for pretty much the entire story after Act 4 I think he's need for a severe cucking to make his title relevant.

Maybe the cucked janny is sleeping

So far so good, I hope /hsg/ is here to stay once more
If it is too good to be true though, it was fun knowing that it was real again, even if for a short time

We have successfully turned Broke Back Mountain into Hamburger Hill.

Real answer is that there really was a single mod who's been banning every and all homestuck threads like a 12 hr a day survelliance drone and something happened to him in the past two weeks. Hopefully its something permanent :)

we've had a ton of homestuck threads over the past week, i think the curse has been lifted.

Its good to be back

Sollux.gif - 800x600, 31.95K

Source?

Tits on a mule makes more sense than June.

check email

It's peak...

R.I.P[iss] Bozo.
He won't be missed.

I never hated the guy. I just wish he found peace and accepted that, sometimes, folk wanna talk about Homestuck beyond a single day or update.

Educated guesses, its either that or Beyond Canon's big flash + Act 1 ending convinced mods to let go.

where the FUCK is the update

johntemmie.png - 850x850, 683.9K

HOMESTUCK GENERAL

Absolute madman

Roach has it, he's withholding it from us

Get Vriska off the fucking opening post for the love of god

Why? Are you afraid she’s gonna put you to sleep, dork?

Eri raping the girls to stop them from going woke with his princely dick

Yeah, and put her in my bed instead.

If that Hypnosis guy hasn't been bullied out of here, I suggest you try some sleep hypnosis ASMR.
Unironically the best thing to help you fall asleep if you can't.

You're right. Needs more Aradia. If mods aren't gonna ban these threads anymore then they should at least enforce all opening posts to include an Aradia pic.

I always hated Calliope
I hope Lord English comes back and chops her dumb head off

It hasn’t helped me in the past. I usually just listen to a Caddicarus/Mandalore/Fully Ramblomatic video and have restless dreams.

Homestuck General

Fuck it, everyone's getting a reboot at this point

2.jpg - 449x336, 59.3K

Fully Ramblomatic.

My autistic ass saved the time he deleted that tranny exerpt from one of his videos, as well as the time he went ham on the N-Word.

I'm in their discord, right now.

I could drop it and leave, and never come back.

Lord English will kill 1 million characters including many fan versions

vriska just needs a good dicking

The comic will be redeemed if he kills June the moment she's shamelessly inserted

Heheheheh.

I swear I've been seeing more and more Homestuck related shit out of nowhere and now I'm finding out that /hsg/ has been (temporarily?) unbanned the past week. Feels really weird, I swear this community was completely fucking dead during the pandemic.

*opening chords to You Can’t Fight The Homestuck play*

i think it's because i started reading it for the first time a week ago and the universe just made it come back for everyone else because of that

It was dead because nearly everything was dead, but mostly because of the unwritten rule of basically banning /hsg/.
youtube.com/watch?v=jrhTB2Sij8c
Why the fuck did you make me REMEMBER THIS.

Too bad this is still single image is Homestuck's biggest legacy LOL

It was. Over time though, people started returning as other Anon Babble favorites ended, were cancelled by corpos or turned into shareholder slop

Despite all their flirting the only girl Calli has been inside is Jade

*Too bad this is single image is still holy fuck I had a stroke fuck this thread

people don't want to admit it but the last flash was good and now that it looks like there might be an actual game afoot there is hype back in the community

Toby.png - 382x378, 223.51K

Too bad that it takes a billion years for a fresh reader to catch up

I feel compelled to draw Vriska from a RP I've got with a friend.
Because no matter how depressed life makes me with bills, politics, relationships, and bullshit like that, coming back to Homestuck and RPing weird shit makes me smile.

Are they ever gonna do the other multimedia stuff they said they wanted to do like a animated show or was that like a joke?

Homestuck General

General

Are you trying to get it banned again? Generals aren't allowed, and the HS General was the reason why mods removed all HS discussions.

Draw.
Draw.
Draw.

shoosh

this is still single image is Homestuck's biggest legacy

You posted the wrong image.
Pic related is homestuck's REAL legacy. A reaction image of a guy pointing a gun at himself, that everyone uses as a reaction image without even knowing it's origins.
Now that i think about it, this image doesn't get posted a lot these days...

Yeah the last OP played it smart, generals are literally banned, it doesnt even have anything to do with Homestuck.

THE BETA

Generals aren't allowed

What about sergeants?

While we really shouldn't have generals - in general - there are reaccuring threads all over the board. Tushy Threads, RavenStarfire threads, Funbag Friday, Every. Single. Fucking. Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss thread. The list goes on. Theres unlisted generals all the damn time.
I think, personally, having a Homestuck thread now and again isn't such a bad idea, especially if nothing else will be done with the rest which has very little if anything to do with Comics or Cartoons outside of Cooming.

It doesn't get posted a lot these days because rage comics did it better.

I'm here because I don't like capeshit.

You can read the whole thing in a week tops.

Homestuck was allowed to have threads up for 4/13 funnily enough. Any other time of the year, threads would get 404'd unless you were in Anon Babble.
Although, this discussion came from another board but I think I have an idea why mods unbanned /hsg/ and that's got to do with board activity.
Anon Babble in 2025 is literally on par with Anon Babble from 2008 when it comes to activity.
While it is happening universally bar few boards, Anon Babble has been hit extremely hard and has lost more than 50% of its board activity these past few years.
So unbanning /hsg/ seemed to have been a wise decision to liven up this board a little.

First Homestuck thread post-ban that gets nuked is the one with Vriska in the opening

:)

just rename it to /hsrt/ (homestuck recurring thread) if you're so scared of it getting banned for being a general

they hardly have enough money to make 10 pages every month, anon

I’m not bending the knee to anyone.

Oh same dude. Even if I did, Marvel Movies and DC movies kinda suck. Not everything needs to be in a shared universe.

Spiderman, Dare Devil, and Blade were my favorite comicbook movies at one time.

Anon Babble in 2025 is literally on par with Anon Babble from 2008 when it comes to activity.

Anon I...

costats.png - 1372x503, 66.96K

/hrt/

Gross, ew, no.

Why has Anon Babble been losing steam lately? I know they removed the IP counter so who knows how many people are actually here, and then they made it so that if you remove cookies it takes 15 minutes to resync and be able to post. Something has happened, but I'm not sure what.

What if.....due to the "consistent" updates led to the mods and jannies finally discussing about if HS should be allowed here and these few days have been a test?

it's 2025 whatever fuck it, may as well, it's all coming apart anyways

end.jpg - 1000x707, 121.83K

He's not wrong...

Hello.

-Demi-Anon.

youtu.be/U9diFXyyjqI

this was more or less the last time Andrew Hussie really had contact with the public or his fandom

What do we think?

That is entirely possible. I'm erring on the side of "Maybe the mods had a falling out with this one Homestuck Hating Mod and stripped him of his powers."

VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE
BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAYYYYYY

I don't know what you're trying to prove but there is a decline

Why is he Canadian?

Anon I...

anon....png - 1372x503, 76.03K

To be fair, Anon Babble as a whole has been getting less and less active. Which is odd for some reason, I always thought it was more active due to the influx of newfags but this website is actually dying.
Probably the reason why they removed the IP counter is to hide all the bots and samefags.

It is actually.
Although the boards which have newfags are, and this shouldn't surprise anyone:

Anon Babble

Anon Babble

Anon Babble

Anon Babble

Anon Babble

and surprisingly enough

Anon Babble

What if the mods are doing this as some sort of test, so they can have proof to why Homestuck threads should remain banned as a "gotcha!"?

I think Anon Babble might actually be petering out and finally stabilizing. This seems to be what it was always designed for, something simple and not so humongous like before. But its not just Anon Babble. Facebook. Twitter. Tumblr. The major websites are slowing down too.

This thread was the tipping point to bringing it back honestly I don't know how it blew up the way it did but it hit 800+ bumps in less than 24 hours out of thin air. Thank you Aradia.

Remember that thread late last year that got 800 posts outta nowhere?

I remember that thread. I wonder if I have it saved somewhere on my end...

nepeta should be flat as a board

spit bucket video erasure

That was the video that kept me from trying homestuck for years

Anon Babble in 2025

activity of 2007-2008 Anon Babble

with none of the charm of 2008

this website is actually dying.

PLEASE LET THAT BE THE CASE
I finally off this website and finally look for other forums. Most forums nowadays are insanely slow.

No, this is

OP's rant is the saddest shit I've ever seen someone talk about Homestuck. That thread was beautiful.

Trvke. This one image of Toby is Homestuck's biggest legacy. If that image did not exist, it would be completely forgotten.

you missed out on hanging out with other HS cosplayers and doing whatever

how do I cope with this? I imagine being a HS fan back then you could make easy friends.

Can someone link a Homestuck thread that at least hit bump limit before this one because you might be onto something here.

You cope by posting here with everybody else who missed out
Now you're not missing out anymore

where did the people shilling Prisounebound go to?

Apparently the thread was perfectly timed with a BC update and it pretty much became the thread for it so if OP posted like a day early/late then his rant would've been deleted in a minute.

you cope with it by knowing that those people were utter freaks who would spit in buckets and whatnot. you may have missed out on the battle but at least you weren't around for the horrors of war.

The security guard's face took on a memetic life all its own.

I'm cosplaying for the event on 4/13 anon. Are you going?

Well shit, if we are feeling that nostalgic, I might as well dumb what i've got.

Metastuck 04.jpg - 698x440, 60.17K

We are so fucking back

413 is nigh.png - 1000x1500, 2.44M

I think we're leaving those in 2012 brother

:33 < good night anyanymouse ¦33

goodnight.png - 250x250, 3.94K

gn!

MSPA is dead

tumblr is around but she got rid of all her porn and lost a good chunk of her insanity (transferred to twitter after purging her porn)

deviantart is irrelevant, lost in Paradox Space

hsg was locked in prison for a decade by the Black Queen, woke up recently and found the door was unlocked

I'd like the megidochan fags taking the piss. But of well, if they are gonna let us oldfart a one thread with the old name...

oh no, we are going out in style today

HSG 09.jpg - 800x800, 65.21K

Goodnight, /hsg. I missed you.

JV_72.png - 900x675, 521.52K

...

I'm cosplaying for the event on 4/13 anon.

What's that?

Wasn't that from bard quest

I used to feel bad about that sometimes, but I get the most out of homestuck by ruminating it on privately. I'm not sure if I more want exterior influence than what I already get the internet

I knew one gamer guy from my burger job that told me his favorite was jade (clearly his waifu), one gay gamer guy from the same job that told me he used to cosplay gamzee, and then there was someone I met off tinder that psychoanalyzed and classpected me as we fucked for a few months.
Now there's a fat kid at the palestine protests I go to that's more of a problem sleuth fan. Smart kid

There are plenty of good ones, Like other anon said, Prisounebound is very good. Conjoined Session is a good one as well

Also Holy shit a prisounebound fan, based

0021.gif - 640x450, 198.53K

Has there ever been a fandom so huge and all encompassing that it more or less became the dictating force for the narrative?

The Dancestors being types of people (usually fans but not exclusively). The Cherubs, Calliborn being a Homestuck hater while Callie is a Homestuck fangirl. Etc

there was someone I met off tinder that psychoanalyzed and classpected me as we fucked for a few months.

You guys ever did it in cosplay? I feel like HS girls would be crazy in bed.

Look how /hsg/ came back

It was a Anon Babble thread

/hsg/ is back for good

this is it. our fight is over, after all these years. what now?

kind feels like Anon Babble used to have x4 more drawfags back in the day

Metastuck 02.jpg - 500x316, 36.19K

These past 3 threads have unironically been the least trite in the whole board.

Not sure if that says a lot about these threads, or a more about the rest of Anon Babble

We draw /hsg/'s very own mascot with a big old man beard.

No kek but they probably would have been into it
I'm saving shenanigans like that for someone I love

0_0.png - 331x149, 95.72K

Why thank you for the invitation.

Allow me to post all the notes I've compiled so far on this fascinating topic.

Look I draw Vriska with big tits because a friend of mine used to cosplay as her, and she had big tits. Thats it really.
Big tit energy.

I fumbled a big tiddy terezi cosplayer once. I got to cuddle and play with her boobs though but I was bad at sex.

Troll Gaston

nu-HS staff design an obnoxious music enthusiast character

just make him a generic stoner r/niceguys instead of using him to mock Anthony Fantano

Fucking figures.

You Are Dead.jpg - 1828x1014, 445.81K

Sorry to hear that anon, but at least you got some tiddy and cuddles. How'd you guys meet? How long did you know her before you got to do that?

there's so much i can't even begin to comprehend how it got started
no general i ever visited was like this

It all started when a boy and his friends decided to play a game

This is who ruined your fandom

FUCK OFF.png - 507x383, 404.82K

Boy I wish AraneaAnon could see this.

Dating app in college. Honestly I think on our first date she came over to my apartment and I made dinner, then we watched some movies and cuddled and then made out/fondled each other.

We did this a couple times before break, she drew a cute picture of me and her in bunny outfits and then spontaneously one day told me she was gay and that was it.

well wishes to you all, from the general about a game that was made by a guy who lived in hussie’s basement.

damn. life a shit sometimes

Thanks Tobro. I liked UT and Deltarune especially

Thanks for stopping by. I've slung a lot of shit at Toby recently for his abusive leftist schtick, but you're always welcome to hang out here if his game starts to make you feel unwelcome.

Is Hussie dead yet?

I was where when the modpost happened. We were patient for the slow purge of generals. It was a surprise because generals were still "normalized" and /hsg/ was practically dead already, nowhere near the speed of other generals.

and then spontaneously one day told me she was gay and that was it.

Fucking sheesh man, I feel bad.

I won't say who I fumbled, its been a lot, and they're all Homestuck gals.

Fem!Kankri

The Porrim.

The Vriska.

... Terezi.

At least I'm still friends with two of em.

I genuinely think he might be. That interview with the VE guy that just squeaked out a couple weeks ago was recorded probably over a year prior. It feels really sad.

I can see why these threads were banned. I can't lie, the band went on for too long, but I see why they were enacted in the first place.

*patient zero

and then spontaneously one day told me she was gay and that was it.

homestuck fan till the very end kek

the reddit homestuck started a reread event last month

Language
I ship it

She could have at least been cool and let you watch at least once

1e4.png - 680x413, 624.08K

Something like this happened to me but she transitioned. I'm just that undateable.

i have very fond memories of tumblr pre sjw wars. it wasn't even their war, tumblr's fandom culture basically got infected by early twitter/clickbait culture

The King is dead, long live the king.

holy shit how is this here
WHAT YEAR IS THIS

can you please put the ones that aren't fucked into a folder
please
PLEASE

THE SHOW HAS JUST BEGUN

Jake.png - 139x229, 1.78K

lul

nigga upload that immediately. make a torrent and i'll seed if necessary

now now, we are not even at page 10 yet.

If you adopt the name, you must respect the culture. Can OPs even delete threads today?

I am trying. Between talking to my friend, drawing for said friend, shitposting in that Battletech discord, and enjoying an honest to goodness /hsg/ for once(Never went to Anon Babble until 2014, was elsewhere), this hard drive is from 2010 and hasn't been turned on since 2018 when I got my current fixture. Its running so slow and every few minutes I hear the read head screaming.

Absolutely Flabbergasted

mom

My deepest condolences. Ouch
That scares me. Sometimes I think of printing and laminating my faves folders and burying them in a safe

As a boy, I never considered that all that I would come to know and love could ever disappear. That the internet was forever.
But the internet is not forever. Not anymore.
Anything posted here can, with the right amoutn of effort, be destroyed, purged, and obliterated, save of those who had the foresight to take a copy and keep it down.
That is why I screencap and catalogue threads of significance. That is why, for every piece of artwork in here that I have not had or seen before, such as yours, such as those made here like this flabbergasted Kanaya , I save it.
While this laptop has only a 250gb hard drive, I own several 256gb SD Cards and three 500 external Xbox 360 Hard Drives that I have converted for general all purpose use.
Nothing will be lost again, not if i can help it.

when did the modpost happen anyway

NTA 2015 if I recall.

Roach implied he's busy with "life stuff". I think he had a kid with his 20 something year old vriska cosplayer wife

three 500 external Xbox 360 Hard Drives

like picrel? why xbox 360?

61EqFZfD8gL.jpg - 1052x948, 64.97K

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING

She did date a girl for a while after she dumped me. But a year or two ago I saw she was with another dude, so much for being gay.

damn. i dont think i was even in high school then.

I fucking salute
The preservation of history is something within our grasp more than ever by those who take the steps to catch it
I copy my shit to different drives, but still, I worry about degradation

Literally two threads going at once with no falloff

I don't want to jinx it, but CHRIST, dude

Theres a gameshop nearby that has them in droves. They've got around 20-30 of them for about $20 bucks each. While incredibly slow to read, I can extract them from their cage, fill them up, and recage them for safety. Its a laptop hard drive in that clip-on, thats why you could originally take them apart and slide them into a 360 slim and why Microsoft sold those covers you could put them in.

Durable. I'd thrown these on my hard tile floor and reconnected them and found they still work.

Cost effective: Since I'm the only one buying them, he sells them to me for ten bucks instead. I'm making room and taking unwanted stock.

Numerous: Over 85 million Xbox 360 solds from the point they were made to the point they were discontinued, and approximately each one had two or more hard drives.

Is it possible for homestuck to get an cartoon adaptation kinda like Invincible?

If this was back in 20122013, I could see it happening.
Nowadays? Possibly. Maybe even through Amazon.
But one look at the fandom and they will bounce like a fat child down the stairs when they hear the ice cream truck outside.

The fans have spoken...

Have a shitty Equius doodle. His strength lies in his smile.

A fine addition to the hard drive.

I fucking love him

Scrape 'em all up, it's a new generation, the first drawings of /hsg/ anew

Why has Anon Babble been losing steam lately?

Because it’s moderation and userbase been degrading in quality from 2015 onwards. In comparison to the rest of the catalog, is thread isn’t that bad.

Most anons are like boiled frogs, unable to notice this.

I liked waterworks.

We are cutting the fat.

2016 election tourists only posted here becase they were deplatformed. now that they ARE the platforms, they are returning to social media and not looking back.
Finally, the newfags have left my yard.

1595532729961.gif - 1000x1000, 175.79K

it isn't a fanventure but it began on the MSPA Forums, i really like Fortuna but nobody ever talks about it

>Numerous: Over 85 million Xbox 360 solds from the point they were made to the point they were discontinued, and approximately each one had two or more hard drives.

yeah, but most of these are like 6 gigabytes big

The standard Xbox 360 hard drive was 20gbs large. By the time the slim came out, the majority of them were between 160-and-250gbs, with 500 being used for the high end special editions like the Star Wars, Gears of War, Halo 4 editions, or others. The ones the gameshop has vary from 80gb for five bucks up to a rare Final Fantasy XIII branded 250gb hard drive that was made for the FFXIII bundle, but that ones thirty and I don't think I'll be getting it.

I'm happy to see /hsg/ back (for now?). I never got to experience it during the heyday and I'll definitely be sticking around for a bit and posting more shitty doodles occasionally. Debating what I can or cannot post here so other people I interact with don't figure out I'm using this board. If they do though then they admit to using this board vice versa and I'm rapidly beginning to not care.

yeah, like tumblr says

I saw goody anonymous at the devil's sacrament!

>...but what were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament?

also new thread here