What lesson can we learn from the Recess reboot pitch?
What lesson can we learn from the Recess reboot pitch?
Reboots are bad.
Hollywood must be destroyed. This is not an exaggeration of hyperbole. The physical infrastructure of Hollywood in Los Angeles must be razed, and all who work for the studios must be killed. Again, not exaggerating.
why arent they white
From left to right
Artist girl is Gus but for art, think Edna Mode
Skater bro is a more laid back Vince.
Sassy Black girl is Spinelli but she's the leader instead of TJ
Tall black guy is Vince with a focus on music instead of singing
Hawaiian shirt kid is TJ but instead of being in charge he's just Hustler kid
Tall black guy is Mikey*
It's 2025. Not many white kids left.
We need to escape the cultural limbo we have been for the past 20 years.
It's not funny anymore. We hate the current world and we hate the future, but unlike other shitty eras like the 70's where people used the shittyness around them creatively, we've been regurgitating past culture over and over and over, retreating into a flanderized version of the past for comfort.
Every blockbuster is a franchise from the 80's. Every original movie is a period piece. Every indie project invokes PS1 graphics and VHS filters. People have a visceral reaction to seeing a character use a smartphone in a movie.
It's unhealthy.
Go woke go broke.
"If you ask me, the vast majority of rebooted franchises would have been far better off staying dead."-EmpLemon
Brown people are ugly and seeing too many at once spiritually drains people.
Vince married Spinelli
Fuck this bullshit
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dude if I just ignore niggers and trannies in the slop I consume then I won't care
Lmao can’t make this up folks. They really are just a cult.
I went into the Comics & Cartoons board and people are talking about Comics & Cartoons. Now I'm mad.
Sooo... I guess I'm the only person who thinks the black Spinelli clone is cute? Damn.
To let sleeping dogs lie.
Originality is long gone
Why aren't you?
Broody Main Character X Nerd Girl in her prime is untapped potential.
Just say you want to fuck her, dude.
Compare that cast with the original. The original cast look goofy and are supposed be funny, but they still feel like real kids. No one in the OP looks remotely real, and they also don't look funny.
I'm gay though :(
Just say you want to fuck him, dude.
I didn't like the Disney Channel to begin with, not gonna care now
Modern writers should be lined up and shot.
Mikey being fucking dead is really funny to me
I don't get why the west coast is always so fucked up. Even 1906 people were say San Francisco was destroyed for deviance and given what I know it makes sense. The Pacific Coast makes White People go crazy.
I truly would.
Why does every reboot have to completely fucking change the artstyle?
No actual kids like this artstyle.
I know everyone here is gonna focus on how much they hate minorities but I just can' get past why so many cartoons insist on the ugliest artstyle imaginable
Also I doubt it would have been written the same, cartoons now don't portray schools as prisons or teachers as shitty because everything has to be le heckin wholesome.
Also I doubt it would have been written the same, cartoons now don't portray schools as prisons or teachers as shitty because everything has to be le heckin wholesome.
Makes me wonder if we lost something in recent years, like could KND be made today with the world it has which is like a legit dystopia where kids are being fucked over in many ways.
The kid with the busted arm looks like a bunch of the skate rats I knew growing up and the black kid looks like a typical black nerd
Hey Mike here's my new pitch, what do you think?
Ah sorry Jack, for some reason beyond our comprehension, children are watching people with dyed hair play Minecraft instead of watching our shows. We're shutting down. See ya!
Has been since President Regan. There were a lot of "destroy america" decisions made.
Yet simultaneously, we are constantly being told nostalgia is bad and the olden times were awful
Well, at least they didn't just make her a lesbian.
This truly feels like fan fiction. I have never said that about anything before, and very scantly watched the original, but the cadence here is exactly like autistic schizo tumblr "head canon" tales that veer in random directions for fetishistic progressiveness.
cartoons now don't portray schools as prisons or teachers as shitty
Because modern cartoons are blatant propaganda.
The real question, is this the result of mindbroken creators who want their shows to look like BK Kids or is it the studios themselves demanding BK Kids to greenlight? Is it a known thing in the industry that you HAVE to have excessive diversity to make it, or are these really what these people are trying to make?
Recess always had BK Kids vibes to me.
Yes, it had diversity for its time. But look at what is expected of it now lmao wtf happened?
reboots are sometime good, and this is no exception. I LOVE WOKE
don't like the idea of the girl on the left and the boy on the right.
Girl looks like an artsy fucker, give me an environmentalist girl-next-door type instead, sort of like a modern day Betty Cooper. Don't know what to do about the boy on the right.
This is actual shit. Did the original creators make this?
i've heard some talk that the natives used to say the west coast was cursed somehow
makes some sense, every major settlement along it is full of the most cancerous people imaginable
Iconic fucking designs
Boring and shitty
i don't mind diversity but this couldn't read more like bait if it tried.
tj and spinelli are the closest thing to a canon couple
have her marry the guy she spoke to the least
We need more black people and legacy characters anon, who cares about the old show and its fans.
Don't know what to do about the boy on the right.
Make him taller, chubbier, and more of a party animal