Meanwhile, at the local Anon Babblemic book store . . .
Meanwhile, at the local Anon Babblemic book store
WHERE'S THE FUCKING MANGA??!
hello shopkeep, would you be so kind as to point me to the manga section?
banging the stinky nerdy "goth" chick (dude) at 2a.m. in the back room
its literally all manga. look around. why are you yelling
i dont know if i just spend too much time on Anon Babble or not but I feel like overall the world is becoming more and more open to the idea of being gay and/or banging men who dress like women. It scares me that its becoming commonplace
all these men in their mid-40s balding with gray hair and pouring through back issues
Maybe I should find some other place to hang out...
hold him down, boys
For me, it's the entire wall of Glup Shitto funko pops covered by an inch of dust
blackpill: shit was happening in ancient history aint nothing new. people were literally burning babies alive to their gods. the ammount of fucked up shit humanity is capable of will burn your soul. Im on the side of Jesus.
They don't let blacks in
..... I dont know what to do..... or buy.....
Oh wow, you got the new Battletech force packs!
Can I get the latest issue of the Incredible Hulk? I just love Klein's art.
but I feel like overall the world is becoming more and more open to the idea of being gay
Good. Nothing wrong with two consenting adults banging each other.
or banging men who dress like women.
Not good.
Anyways trannies are on the out, so they'll be gone soonish.
You'll never be satisfied with a mortal woman because the elf wenches are SOOOOOOOOO beautiful you'll spend you're whole life searching for that same beauty again. Yes.
Got any more copies of the Harley Quinn fart comic? And some tissues as well.
get in line, pal
Wow. Satan's an idiot.
is this an american comic book store
or a japenese comic book store?
sir this is a funko pop store
I SAW BOBA FETT FIRST ANON
Enter LCS
Owner is reading a comic, doesn't seem to notice me
Ask him if he can help me find something
At the sound of my voice, he looks up and does a double take
Notices I'm a gril
Tosses comic aside and pulls rope dangling from ceiling, lights turn from fluorescent white to harsh red and start flashing, siren blares
Screams over the din: 'GIIIRRRRRRRRRRRLLL'
Every guy in the store stops what they're doing and runs at me
They tackle me to the floor
One by one they take turns raping me
They each have at least two turns, all the while calling me a 'fake geek' and other slurs
Eventually they've tired of me and let me go
As I gather my torn, tattered clothes and stagger out of the store, the owner yells at my back: "OH YEAH, AND BITCH PLANET IS SHIT!"
Ever since then I just pick up my pull and leave.
Oh no, not a girl with similar interests as me!!!! Anything but that!!!!! Fucking poser bitch!!!!!!!
YOU ALREADY HAVE HAN SOLO AND CHEWBACCA, LET ME HAVE SOME ONE
Where are all the webtoon paperbacks?!
TRIVIA OFF
no thanks
I think i will buy....... hmm...... the....Comic about the guy.....? Who is a super hero I guess....?
Did you get pregnant?
busts through the back of the store and starts chasing customers out into the streets
Hey, so I got these boxes, you mind if I put em up on the register? Ok so I got all these old comics from the 90s, X-Men, like, X-Force, some Image, Superman, Ghost Rider, um, like holograms and number ones, I know they're worth money so I just wanted to see how much you'd give me for em.
Do you accept used funko pops? Don't mind the stains
Your standard is your own preference which is not a standard anyone's else needs to follow you dummy.
Hey. Hey! Excuse me? No photos. I said no photos. Do you see the sign? Ok, well no photos.
hot
do you need to think of this to get off now?
invades male space
gets conquered
surprised pikachu face
plays victim card
women are insufferable
walk in
damn it i forgot what issue i'm on for the 2 ongoings and the 2 miniseries i was following
spend 10 min looking around and on cell phone researching
none of it is there anyway because of various reason
you think that's weird? walk in to a yacht club and THEN see how it feels
walk in
start peeing
Okay but did you get pregnant?
Walks in blasting
youtube.com
Heads on to the manga section
Gets newest Monster Musume book
Walks over to the Comic clearance section
Buy whatever cheap comics with covers of big breasted women
Pays and leaves without saying a word.
more open to the idea of being gay and/or banging men who dress like women.
But… anon… traps are a staple of Anon Babble culture…
You may recognize classics such as: J̶u̶n̶W̶a̶t̶a̶r̶a̶s̶e̶, B̶r̶i̶d̶g̶e̶t̶, and Hibari Ozora.
I'm sure an oldfag can cite more, but wanting to have sex with a male whom resembles a female isn't a new phenomenon, especially here.
A nerd walks into a comic shop. Ow.
Yes on some sections of the internet like Anon Babble its been popular for forever but now its mass consumption/knowledge. it was a subculture or "niche". Nowadays its just out in the open. Femboy is a pop culture term now as is bussy.
Replace the word IDIOT with FAGGOT
Newfag detected
have a great LCS with super friendly owner
hosts weekly board game nights that are the highlight of everyone's week
one day owner gets into a car crash and almost dies
recovers, but is left with serious short-term memory issues and basically can't run the store any more
patrons all pitch in to help, but it's too much
store closes after almost a decade with one last big party/fire sale
And that's how I lost my LCS