All New Venom #5 Spoilers

Comic book people can do whatever job the writer feels like. If someone wanted she could be a submarine captain next year.

You think there's still going to be copers denying that it's MJ after this?

there is not enough for them to sniffle

The Gwenschizo will, but to him and his ilk all I can say is

SUCK IT FAGGOTS
PAUL WILL NEVER BE VENOM
PAUL WILL NEVER RAPE RESPECT INTO EDDIE'S SON WITH HIS 19 INCHES
IF PAUL HAS SEX WITH MJ HE WILL BE COCKVORED AT BEST AND DIE OF SEVERE ANAL RUPTURING AT WORST

Unbelievable and unrelatable. Becoming the host of a slime alien descended from an evil god makes far more sense.

MJ is stuck bonded to a slimy, disgusting, ugly, hateful, and vile alien.

Thank goodness the Symbiote is now here to protect her from the likes of Paul.

theyre already calling for Paul to be Toxin. FFffff Nooooooo

breaks up with Paul

hooks up with Felicia

Bisexual dream.

Symbiote impregnates both MJ and Felicia with Peter's stolen seed like it did to Annie with Eddie's.

I-i-if Paul guh-guh-gets a Symbiote Strap-On, he'd finally be able fuh-fuh-fuck people ah-ah-after his dad buh-buh-bit off his cock!

All posts like those do is give us more opportunities to belittle them and their favorite character.

Symbiote uses Dylan's because he was one of the last people it bonded to

MJ and Felicia now have a teenage baby daddy

Nooooo

Imagine the sex.

Phew, glad it's not Paul

People want Paul to be Toxin now. Fffffff No. Just No. Let it go, Marvel. Fridge him.

He's now a vegetable, but the proposed Peter/Felicia bastard happened.

I'm pretty sure the only people disappointed are the shitposters and a single Polish child molester.

Who is people?

Toxin is how you get get killed off-panel.

They're not going to make Paul toxin while he's under Al "I'm going to torture Nick Lowe by torturing this shitty self-insert he forced on me" Ewing's watch.

There was always a timelimit on shitposting and Carol/MODOK/Paulposters knew that.

If they fridged him it would be a good Great Power/Great Responsibility moment because shes kinda careless and happy go lucky.

Who the FUCK is Shay Marken?

I would've understood if it was Felicia, but who the fuck is this bitch?

Damn it, poor Peter looks really pent up and sexually frustrated.

Doesn't this bitch understand that sometimes you just need a hard fuck?

Got it. I'll just have to rape Shay into obedience with all 19 inches of Venom and then foist her off on that eunuch Paul, or something!

Just make him go mad and expose who he really is, a mind controlling sociopath the same as his father.

Please don't spoil the upcoming VenoMJ Impregnates the Marvel Universe #1.

And actress

Paul got 8 billion people killed because he was too lazy, careless, and greedy to monitor what his father was doing and foisted it all on a sick cancer patient.
Paul wanted to leave two children to die out in the woods, adopted them because it would give him a way to emotionally manipulate MJ, and didn't bother giving the girl a legal name meaning he never sent her to school. They both died on his watch and he barely cares.
Paul felt guilty about the genocide so he had MJ do all the dangerous work of being a superhero for him while he stayed safe and home and comfy as her guy in the chair, and pretended he was helping by giving MJ powers that he controlled and could only use with his permission.
Said powers included a random chance to kill her any time the slot machine rolled three skulls, for some fucking reason.
If you ask me, Paul is very irresponsible

He is very conscious of it, even the Green Goblin Demon and Norman was literally telling peter that he is worse than him.
And when norman says that is because we got the Joker here.

She's a nurse from Ravencroft. Peter dumped her when he went all nihilist. Now they may be hooking up and also hes hooking up with Black Cat?

Do people only like Paul because they're bitter incel manchildren who just like seeing a female character get forcibly dragged down by some nebbish pedophile with a manbun?

Like, there are people genuinely outraged that MJ is Venom instead of Paul, or that that Paul isn't going to be molesting Dylan Brock for his perceived disrespect in the earlier issues. What the fuck?

he is hooking with felicia after hobgoblin cuts some of his limbs in asm

wasnt he like a kid also? I dont see how his universe even works... he should be like a poor kid that aged in 616 days

That's literally the entirety of what we know about her, is the funny thing. We don't even know why she likes Peter. She just does.

I know Aunt Anna saved their ass from Electro. I think Peter talked down Sandman or something and saved her as himself?

Careful, MJ might end up getting addicted to going balls-deep in Peter's love interests.

No, its because they're women and they enjoy thinking about men being unhappy.

No, you're thinking of Marcus Immortus from Avengers 200. Basically the exact same concept, except Marcus was actually somewhat relevant and had more things going on than just being a creepy sex offender. While definitely a creepy sex offender, he wasn't just that.

How are the polish/pedophiles taking this

Do people only like Paul

Nobody likes Paul. If they say they do they're lying to shit post. The entire character is a shit post.

The funny thing is, the hosts being physically manipulated out of shape is fairly recent.

The first case of it was in the Unlimited show intro. It didnt happen in 616 until the last few years. Definitely some time AFTER Sentry ripped Cletus in half.

She's still got a pussy, anon, and needs to get that off too. Plus, the ol' biological clock is ticking, and unfortunately Paul's dick was bitten off by Ben Rabin during the ritual to summon Wayep...

At least Paul is taking care of Dylan. Marvel won’t even let 616 Peter marry and raise children, maybe because he’s a pedo?
All I know is you never see 616 Peter Parker anywhere near kids. Probably because he’s on a list.

There was cope before in the last thread, where they maintained denial and insisted Paul was still Venom. Since further leaks, total radio silence. This is like 9/11 for them. They don't know what to do. They don't know what to say.

Having to figure out the logistics of satisfying both halves of your full-package futa self simultaneously

MJ is lucky Felicia and Peter are talented and experienced lovers.

What about the demon girl who gave up her immortality and powers to bring him back to life

Paul

Taking care of someone

Dylan senses evil, and Paul is evil

Dr Kafka. She's died like twice and cloned once.

She's been around since Maximum Carnage.

Venomj vs Dark Gwenpool when?

Venom loves Paul dick now.

Venom has to make a fake one for Paul since he got mutilated by daddy

It will never be as good as Peter.

That dumbass half pint can’t even sense that the symbiote he’s looking for is in the next room in a small apartment.

No cyttoroks daughter who showed peter billions of deaths and became obsessed with him

Peter Parcuck

lmfao

Sorry anon, but Peter Parker is a proven successful father across multiple universes and timelines, no matter the child in question. 6160 Peter. RYV Peter. Even MC2 Peter, who is literally just "616 Peter but MJ didn't miscarry at the end of Clone Saga" was a success.

All of Paul's children are, adopted or biological, are either dead or hate him. He's had too many chances and fucked it all up. I'm afraid that child predators make for bad parents...

Next spider-event better be VenoMJ vs Misery Liz vs Spider-Gwen vs Dark Gwenpool vs Hallow’s Eve

Oh you're referring to the new one. I was referring to Queen Goblin.

and they're all competing for Paul.

More like Paul ass, nigga! HAHAHA!

He's shitting in a diaper now because he has to satisfy all 19 inches. His blood and his shit, EVERYWHERE.

Something happened that Dylan cant sense him and it was at the sewers when he and mary jane merged and the symbiote became gold.

All other Peter’s seem to be okay. I’m already warning children of 616 Peter.
A manchild weirdo who still depends on his old aunt.

and the symbiote slimes them all with Peter's seed it kept in all the times he and Felicia had fun while he wore it.

Here's your Peter and MJ bro

He senses evil, not Symbiotes. The Symbiote was good, and it just so happened its only reaction to Paul during Venom War when bonded to Peter was "Who the fuck is this retard and why are you permitting this absolute chode be a third wheel, my beloved Peter?"

The Symbiote WILL get its threesome with Peter and MJ, even if it has to bond itself to MJ and kill Paul in the process instead!

Paul is going to be a blood-stained smear on the floor, with only a bit of cum to mark his passing

He's just an ordinary guy. Trying to have sex with a superhuman is going to be fatal for him. He's better off, and safer jerking off in a corner. Lucky for him that Peter has the strength and the experience.

Well MJ is technically dead now, so maybe they've met while she still had her death powers.
Either way if that hussy tries to get in the way VenoMJ will deal with her too.

you never see 616 Peter Parker anywhere near kids.

this isn't true though, he's friends with Deadpool and helps look out for his kids the same way Taskmaster does.
Actually the really fucking funny thing is that both goddamn Moon Knight and Deadpool are allowed to be canonical fathers and that be a pretty major part of their identity and motivation for heroism but 616 Peter isn't despite his entire deal being "responsibility".

When Wade is less of a man child than Peter you fucking know something's wrong.

I'll say this as someone who was still expecting/thinking it was Paul in the last few threads, I'm happy it's not him, but I did kinda hope that if it was him, we'd have an accelerated timeline to MJ dumping him and Peter finally standing up for himself. Or something.

Now I'm worried about a few things: we get way too long of a run of "happy family" Paul, Dylan, and MJ. And/or we get a permanent superhero MJ with two power sets that just can't be put back in the box. And perhaps Paul is the one to leave MJ, so whenever she gets back with Peter, it feels like MJ did it because she didn't have any choice.

And lastly given that this is a monthly and the titular character was JUST revealed, we probably have at least another year or more in real time for them to tell whatever story they want to tell. So with ASM counting down to legacy #1000 and being released 2-3 times a month, we've only got a year and a half for MJ and Paul to break up and at least have some semblance that Peter can have the love of his life back for the fucking 1000th issue of the character's main title.

I'm worried we're still going to drag this shit out and by #1000, MJ's still fucking Paul.

Again 616 Peter is just a slightly less lucky MC2 Peter. I'm afraid that he'd be an excellent dad, the only problem is that the manchildren in editorial would rather artificially prop up a mass-murdering sex offender like Paulpedo!

She doesn't know why, but for some reason Betty feels a wave of relief about being normal.

Now I'm worried about a few things: we get way too long of a run of "happy family" Paul, Dylan, and MJ

Dylan holds him in contempt. So does Al Ewing and Carlos Gomez.

Because Peter sucks

permanent superhero MJ with two power sets that just can't be put back in the box

I mean this is something nobody has to worry about, symbiote powers are by definition temporary and can be removed at the drop of a hat whenever anyone feels like it

Don’t worry, In issue 1000th, it’s revealed Paul impregnated Mary Jane.

*yawns*

Is this the best the Paulbro can do? This is your big comeback? Your epic own? You lost, Paulfag. Come at us with something you haven't copy-pasted at random from your .txt file.

Dark Gwenpool will obviously end up good and living with Gwenpool and Kate seeing that She is the Clone Conspiracy Gwen that survived and was resurrected using gwen's own body to become the X-25
Only Peter will be more depressive and forced to stay with MUH SHAY because she will remember everything again and claim that she isn't ready to be with him again and that this is a new world for her, mainly now that there is a parallel version of hers living here too.

Okay. So how long until Ultimate MJ becomes symbiotized?

MORE LIKE MARY JANE IMPREGNATED PAUL HAHAHAHA

HEYOOOOO can you imagine him getting raped every night by this? His blood and his shit. Everywhere!

Never. She's going to find her own gimmick if she gets dragged into the super-life.

MARY JANE ISN'T DEAD you sickfuck polack

I'd seen so many guesses it was her that I can't say I'm very surprised. The most shocking thing right now is that her boobs look like they're each the size of her head.

I'd say her being venom accelerates it too. Since it means she's rejecting the powered he gave her.

MJ and Paul talk about her new life.

Sonics hit Venom while fighting girl Jury member lady and Carnage sees who she is.

Eddie Brock is knocked out by Carnage again and goes nuts attacking civilians to draw out Venom

Mary Jane comes home to find blood and gore all over the apartment.

She calls out to Paul as she hadnt heard from him trying to reach her in hours while she was out fighting Carnage.

She finds Paul's head in the bath, his eyes replaced with pool balls with a note pushed in his mouth.

"Anon made me do this. Next time don't tell anyone who you really are, Red. Carnage Rules! "

She realizes with Great power comes great responsibility

She's a serious hero now.

She also goes back to Peter for comfort

VenoMJ and Peter are in love again, and somtimes tagteam Felicia for kicks.

I'll take my Eisner and Kirby awards now, thanks.

He's been with MJ for like five years now (chronologically and not in universe). If he even could get her pregnant, he would've by now. Paul had his dick mutilated by his father in the ritual to summon Wayeb.

Instead, it's going to go like this:

Ultimate Venom is a nanotech spiderman suit with onboard AI, it's not really the same thing and Peter's son is currently using it to help dad as a sidekick

It kinda felt like Dylan was already softening on that in the past couple issues, when he was absolutely dunking on Paul in issue #2. That's why I was worried they were trying to soften the blow.

Ewing and Gomez might claim to dislike Paul, but I doubt 1) they hate him as much as the fanbase, 2) will be allowed to completely fridge him by editorial, and 3) get a say in the matter because at the end of the day it's a paycheck, and no one's going to quit their job over a fictional character.

I guess. But she's also got a magic bracelet. Maybe I'm just letting myself panic too much over nothing but after three years of this I just feel like editorial wants to do so much with her that she's basically stuck having some kind of powers and making her a standalone thing.

Maybe MJ is just barren after years of taking the Radioactive spider cum

I guess she'll have to satisfy her urge to reproduce by plowing Black Cat, Carlie Cooper, Shay Marken, Carol Danvers, Bobbie Morse et. al until they're all knocked up.

But she's also got a magic bracelet

again who gives a shit, tech and item based powers can always go away. The only thing you'd actually have to worry about for long-term hero MJ would be if she was revealed to be a Mutant and her X-Gene activated, but you don't have to worry about that because the X-Men office and every single other Marvel editorial (including both spiderman and venom) fucking loathe each other and would never do that. You're more likely to see MJ borrow an iron man suit or get turned into a vampire and wear white to rep Khonshu than her become a mutant

where this was ever mentioned that he did to paul what the nerd shitter did in legend of overfiend 1?

19 inches of VenoMJ

I guess. Is she? We've already seen her out and about as Jackpot while now bonded to the symbiote. But, your guess is good as any. By issue 6/7 she could discard the bracelet wholesale to stick with Venom powers unless they're going with the "the symbiote prevents the three skulls" approach.

Much like MC2 Peter, I'm afraid that Mary Jane is of proven fertility across multiple alternate timelines and universes. Once again, the only factor to blame is Paul.

616 Marvel has no Paul

Somehow Peter Parker was able to stop Ben Rabin and prevent billions of people from dying!

Only the dimension where Paul is born does a mass genocide happen

What a weird and silly tidbit! I wonder why Paul's existence is what determines whether the deaths of 8 billion people does, or does not happen?

Hmm

HMM

Hold it for Scorn or something to make a short jump between universes.

is al ewing finally based enough to give us the black cat/Peter/venoMJ throuple that's been decades in the making? imagine Peter banging his yandere symbiote girlfriend while she's got 19 inches of tongue inside black cat's muff.

How come Wolverine and Cyclops and Jean Grey can have the fucking cringiest cuckold open relationship love triangle ever but the two bisexual party girls can't have a threesome?

Think about it anon, five years together. And in the end, Ben's dad had to make fake children FOR Paul, out of math or some shit. Paul could not physically produce ANY children despite five years alone with her as the only man on earth.

Nigger, either Paul is dickless or sterile, or else he's legitimately pathetic and they just never even had any sex at all!

tongue

That's not what the 19 inches are, anon.

she has 19 inches of tongue and 19 inches of symbiote dick, but she can't get pregnant with the latter and we know for a fact symbiotes are baby crazy that's why Dylan exists

Peter's dick is for getting her pregnant, VenoMJ's dick is for Felicia

TRULY DIABOLICAL

Hehe our master plan is nearing completion! Now that Peter has married us, we are going to have at least SEVERAL children together. We are a criminal mastermind!

VenoMJ how does that in any way a crime it sounds weirdly wholesome

HEHEHE NOW THAT HE'S MARRIED TO US AND WE'LL HAVE CHILDREN TOGETHER, MR RESPONSIBILITY WILL NEVER FIND LOVE WITH A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT WOMAN! WE'LL TIE HIM DOWN AND KEEP HIM FROM ANYTHING BETTER THAT COMES ALONG!

VenoMJ that's the bare minimum expected in a marriage, and even then people still have affairs

OH MY GOD WHAT IF HE FALLS IN LOVE WITH ANOTHER ONE OF HIS VILLAINS YET AGAIN, WE HAVE TO PROTECT HIM FROM THOSE VILE HARLOTS

Peter: "I am living the best life."

throuple

We prefer triad.

Reign 2 has proven that Radioactive cum was fake and who murdered her before peter changed the timeline to save her was Fisk who poisoned her with radiation since he learned who Spider Man was and wanted to control him by killing Mary Jane the same way his wife was murdered.
Radioactive Sperm was fake, Kaare confirmed that Kingpin was the real murderer by poisoning her during a hospital check.

Marvel won’t allow that. They aren’t that based when in comes to Peter.

DID YOU FORGET TONIGHT IS OUR ANNIVERSARY WEB-SLINGER

Truths. Only Peter's mutate physiology is strong enough to overcome VenoMJ. I'm afraid any further attempts at intimacy on the lowly Paul's part will end with his intestines absolutely ravaged, and he will die vomiting up her cum and his blood in a sick and monstrous display. Only Peter has the strength and endurance to provide true satisfaction, pleasure, and intimacy...

Someone post the art of Venom dunking the basketball over Spider-Man.

Someone at Marvel definitely has a FTM fetish, only question is how long before people start requesting this stuff in the drawthread like they did with Carol....

The Spider Mandate and the OMD gang is losing their gig since they made people quit working at marvel thanks to them.
And Ultimate Spider Man is another editorial whom Hickman is in charge.

NOW I GET TO TOP TONIGHT, TIGER

*sigh* Yes dear.

She died by rolling three skulls and Venom is reviving her. I'm as confident in that as I was that MJ is the host.
I have already requested something truly degenerate in the alternative drawthread, you are too slow.

you know this could work for some MCU synergy in the funniest ways if movie-MJ is given a symbiote so she won't be a "damsel in distress" since Disney hates love interests who aren't badass girl bosses. If the movie status quo becomes spiderman banging symbiote MJ and editorial is forced to reflect that in the comics we could finally get them back together again

Man, usually the Polack is a lot more feisty, ornery, and unrelenting. Lately he's been gone. We even had an entire full USM storytime without him trying to shit it up or sabotage it somehow, and that's the first time in 15 issues.

Did he finally kill himself, or has he just been sent to prison for a little while?

I have already requested something truly degenerate in the alternative drawthread

Doing gods work anon

She died by rolling three skulls and Venom is reviving her. I'm as confident in that as I was that MJ is the host.

Paul fucking got another person killed through his sheer negligence like, you'd think people would have picked up on this after the first eight billion people he murdered

Paul will never rape Dylan for this

Billions must die

You think they prefer cowgirl with the 19 inches cumming on Peter's face as they orgasm, or just plain old plowing Peter's famous big bussy?

if she is dead, why the fuck they confirmed her as the future spider woman in timeless?
She is losing the symbiote soon by late 2026, but she isnt dead, but also Peter will go missing after Fighting Hellgate since both arcs are "where is spider man" and "beware the spider woman"
100% chance venom gave her peter's powers before changing back to Eddie or Dylan.

Go shill for Gwen, dude you lost the MJ war.

Gwenposter you keep bringing that up but a) that was the Timeless tease from two years ago, not the most recent one b) Even if they were planning that, MJ could just be Spider-Woman while the symbiote is keeping her alive

Need Gomez to draw the symbiote tightly wrapped around Mary Jane's big ass

Between Dylan being this based here, and his brief crossover with Moon Knight, he's definitely my favorite of the superhero kids

Has this new Venom killed anyone in panel yet?

Cowgirl. She has Felicia if she really wants to penetrate something.

No.
Weirdly, MJ went full-aggro and threatened it, but the symbiote is the one who held her back.

Kafka's been around since the start of JMD's run on Spec

They already had it so some of the stuff teased from timeless didn't happen or was changed at the last minute. Remember how Tombstone was gonna be Kingpin? That never even happened.

How come Wolverine and Cyclops and Jean Grey can have the fucking cringiest cuckold open relationship love triangle ever

I dunno but I kinda hate it. That triangle has been a tumor of a subplot for decades. And when they finally try to resolve it by letting Jean fuck both guys with no hard feelings from any side, it involves making Logan seem more shitty since he basically abandoned his actual family down on Earth so he could have immediate access to Jean's pussy in their treehouse on the moon. I don't even like Jean in the first place because every narrative warps around her to make all her teammates more garbage by association.

aahhh I jumped on around Maximum Carnage. So I guess I missed that detail.

Well go back and read it. It's one of the best Spider-Man runs of all time

I mean, her clone tried to rape her son and is a card carrying member of the Masters of Evil even after a supposed "redemption arc" that Zeb Wells tried to give her. Jean's just an awful person. I like unironically prefer Scott/Emma

DID YOU KNOCK UP LIZ, MJ?

Redheads are addictive.

I can confirm this. I married one.

So what is it like being the white one in this version of the matchup Thompson?

But Emma is also a terrible person. In fact she's one of the worst muties in the setting

Yeah same, whereas if you were ever gonna canonize a love triangle to just be "okay fine everyone is fucking" Felicia and MJ is the one to do it in. I guess it's too much of a "male power fantasy" but let's be honest Felicia is a bisexual icon who would gladly fuck them both too and MJ has always been written as a kinky party girl so the idea she'd be offended at being pole sisters with Black Cat is hard to believe. Hell, wasn't the whole deal with her characterization that she was afraid of committing and being miserable like her mother? Being in a menage a trois is "exciting" enough to keep her interested while still being a committed relationship between the 3 people.

man I just want more symbiote girls period

there is no fucking reason for that, is just feeding the polack shittery and wells faggotry
Just have paul die and the spell gone and she is back to ol mary jane and have her be happy with peter, but with Venom gifting her all of Peter's powers and have her be the super hero every other alt timeline she became spider-woman was meant to be once peter goes missing fighting hellgate.

unfortunately for you i am not, i am watching the tears of fags crying that she is venom, when i knew she would be by the AIPT interview.

Those stuff already happened and is still happening.
Tombstone was Kingpin, but he gave it back to Fisk in exchange for his freedom.
The avengers will die in World Under Doom and the Villains will take it over and fight the new champions
Miles is going to ultimate universe and be spared, while peter dies or goes missing facing Hellgate.
Bucky has already shot steve during this period
Black Panther is retiring in Imperium and a woman with a long white hair is taking his place and receive the blessing of the cat goddess.

That page is still happening as >pic is right now since Stryfe is the Wolverine and Deadpool comic

It begins!
litter.catbox.moe/x8fe72.jpg

Bold of you to assume Peter has never accepted the strap from MJ.

That 'Where is Spider-Man' thing might be referring to Miles.

It's pretty cool how USM is basically a total rebuke of One More Day and everything that followed. Seeing Peter all grown up, his shit mostly gotten together, married to MJ, and trying to navigate the adult responsibilities that come with family, is really like a big "fuck that shit" to the whole creative direction of Spider-Man of the past two decades. Good on Hickman for using his clout to do good.

That 'Where is Spider-Man' thing might be referring to Miles.

You're probably right. There's gonna be some story about his clone doing shit in Miles's book while Miles is busy ruining nuUltimate

Is not, since Miles is at Ultimate Incursion, that is Peter vs Hellgate aftermath now that they teased it in 8 deaths.
And Beware the spider woman isnt something akin to Jessica Drew seeing that the rumors of her dying to her son while killing him thanks to stevil in west coast avengers may be true.
And Duggan said he is bringing him back, and why she is with Tony.

I wouldn't go that far. Not to say she's not terrible in her own right, but there are a lot of absolutely vile mutant characters.

I'm just sick of the moral grandstanding about Genosha and all the retcons to try and make her not an awful person. She's an annoying cunt

Now you are behaving like Dan DiDio

WE'VE TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES TO PUT THE SEAT DOWN AFTER YOU'RE DONE

Is that even a problem for you anymore?

IT'S THE PRINCIPLE OF THE MATTER

Venom is now literelly inside of MJ bcuse that's what symbiotes do, that's not fair marywhorebros...

Venom got to be inside Peter more than once

It's not fair...

Yes and very soon Peter is going to be inside them both

Isn't she already Jackpot? Like why?

JAckpot was wells and lowe retarded idea off they projecting their divorce and lawsuit rage over the comic til now.
now Mary jane and paul are off the spider offices editorial, and Ewing can do whatever he pleases.

It's so stupid that symbiotes have their own editorial desk.

HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING ABOUT OUR NEW HAIRCUT. WE MUST RESORT TO DESPERATE MEASURES!

It's a subgroup of Spider editorial.

this decision saved them from OMD and Quesada

Not anymore ever since flash run.
it became big enough to be its own thanks to cates.

I'm with you on this. Why double down on super powers? Especially when Jackpot's powers are arguably superior.

DID YOU NEED US TO PATCH THIS, HONEY?

That might have been true at one point, but I doubt it. It's definitely not true now:

Lowe Group/SPIDER-MAN

Nick Lowe - Executive Editor

Tom Groneman - Associate Editor

Kaitlyn Lindtvedt - Assistant Editor

Jordan D. White- Senior Editor

Martin Biro - Associate Editor

Kaeden McGahey - Assistant Editor

Emerald Bensadoun - Assistant Editor

From someone who has the book
MJ gave up using the Jackpot tech

Because Venom is more popular and therefore stronger.

Kind of just feels like children arguing over who gets to play with their toy and the only way Ewing and Gomez could take MJ away from Lowe was to make her Venom

Neither is going to stop me from writing a letter that is only tangentially related to spiders or symbiotes on Wednesday instead of a relevant office.

aiptcomics.com/2024/04/01/venom-monday-1-jordan-d-white/

AIPT: X-Fan Ven-Fan Cajun Casanova wanted to know if she can expect any new romance on the horizon. Cajun Casanova said, “No offense to Orchis Carnage, but I read X-Men Venom comics for the soap opera and lovin’!”

Jordan: With a tongue that big, who isn’t tuning in to see some kissing happen? Now, listen…”Venom War” promises to make war, not love, so… probably not a lot of the ol’ romance happening in those pages… but it will share some things in common with ANOTHER type of soap opera storytelling. That said… the stuff we have planned for after “Venom War” ends might just lead itself to something SLIGHTLY more romance-inclined. Maybe. MAYBE.

VenoMJ x Spider-Man is happening. It can't be stopped.

you mean hardcore explicit on-screen venomj handholding and loving gazes with paul

So when does she hit his prostate with symbi-cock?

throuple

triad

Why are you motherfuckers allergic to the word trio? A word for couple as three has always existed. What is this 'throuple' shit? Why invent a word when multiple already exist? Fuck that shit.

But haven't we seen covers/etc. showing that Peter's going to have some big symbiote event that appears to be *in* ASM? And that's outside of Spider-Verse vs. Venomverse or whatever.

Feels like Lowe and the Spider-office still has a pretty firm hold on the character. That's what has me concerned that while MJ and Paul aren't immediately appearing in a book and Ewing was allowed to use them, he's still going to have to kowtow to keeping them together or something, even if he gets to shit on him a bit.

Can they fly? I was sure that panel in #1 was them flying
Trio doesn't imply romance, anon

A word for couple as three has always existed.

yeah it's called a menage a trois

trio

trio is not sexual lmao, the power puff girls are a trio.

Trio doesn't imply romance, anon

And Triad does? Shit sounds like chinese mafia.

>A word for couple as three has always existed.

yeah it's called a menage a trois

A phrase is not a word, lmao.

I feel like I am in a fresh new nightmare at an even deeper level of hell with how all this sexy shit is being described yet the monkey's paw has curled and it might not all involve She-VenoMJ. Would any fellow female symbiote anons please awake me from this nightmare? Maybe it will only last for two more issues and MJ will have her rockin' female symbiote body. But I dunno Marvel continues to torture me for liking everything that dared to come out before 2007 or under Nick Spencer or Venom before it was ruined by Ewing and Cates.

Dan DiDio plz

If VenoMJ knocked Felicia or somebody else up, would it be a daughter for sure or can the symbiote make Y chromosomes?

Sorry, what does that guy have to do with this?

desuarchive.org/co/thread/146805282/#146805312
Found it. I know what I am referencing.

I'd like to believe Gomez would never sign up if that weren't the case, but Marvel -is- staffed by complete faggots. We'll see.

What’s the False Metal?

We've been waiting 20 years for another FTM Venom, don't take it away from us.
Adamantium, Wolverine plotline.

Its the type of shit he would spill at social media or comic con

The Adamantium we know of if in fact a imitation of the real adamantium forged by Hephaestus, and it is the ongoing on the Wolverine comic.

Venom symbiote: “TAKE ALL NINETEEN INCHES!!!”
Mary Jane: “Yeeesss. Mmmmooorrreee”

You are completely right anon. Gomez is the only reason I am holding out hope. The man drew cheesecake kino before. Please for the love of god let that be the case.
Dan DiDio is a sex hound in love with amazonian monster women with tentacles and long tongues? Man what have I been missing at DC...But for real though what do you mean? Do you mean DiDio would openly say he doesn't like OMD at all? I mean that'd be based but I heard about all the bad shit he did to DC characters and I thought Quesada and him were buddies? Or did they fall out? I can't remember.
25 years since Anne fucking died before I was born and she was the last She-Venom. Mania somewhat counts but she didn't fit the same rockin' bod she had. Don't even try to compare.

Didio is very vocal over hating marriage and comics post the 1970's

What about Patricia Robertson?

Well you had Renew Your Vows at least.
She was the first FTM Venom, then Carol, then nothing.

I'm still not following your logic anon. I like the marriage and MJ. I just want MJ to have a She-VenoMJ body for me to go awooga at. I don't want it to be Paul.
I'm a picky bastard and the spider symbol wasn't too great of a design for that look. Also that still doesn't deter me from still being disgusted at what they are doing.

Deserved better

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Relax Gomez will draw plenty of cheesecake with MJ out of the suit too

lmao

out of the suit

It's not the same.

Spidershit Peter

Are you ready for VenoMJ?

I have doubt that kind of look will happen.

We’re not defeated yet.

That was a world of Gwen, so I'm not sure if that accomplishes anything.

SOON

Lame.

huh, that new Marvel Rivals twerking Venom gif kinda makes sense now, now all we need is the All New Venom skin to complete the circle

the bio says is Eddie Brock

Sai has some Betsy skins

Ewing managed to get Star-Lord bisexual and in a MMF threesome

Inshallah the madman has enough pull to have VenoMJ actually fuck Felicia

But it's still Sai. And Eddie is still Eddie.

Peter is wearing Ben, Kaine, and Hobbie suits now, but they're all still Peter.

it doesn't matte. they had the space knight and agent venom skins for him anyway. Same with Spiderman too since he has Ben Reilly's costumes as skins.

That's about all ol' dickless can do.

It's all he should do, unless he wants his innards ravaged and left bound to a wheelchair.

If he went for it and tried to take all that symbiote dick that'd be the first thing I could respect him for.

D-did VenoMJ kill the Gwenschizo too!?

this assclap will echo all over the world if that happen
youtube.com/watch?v=aHnlOD6bdXg&t=30s

I wasn't wrong, just early.

Symbiote Black Cat in Web of Shadows. Even has a sexy mode in the evilest ending

Gwenom

Carnage MJ in Spider-Gwen and Ultimte Spider-Man Cartoon

VenoMJ

Peter's girls MUST bond with Symbiotes!

The best ones do

youtube.com/shorts/ybGsc05sLCs [embed]

really wish mary jane would fuck off to california or something, terrible character since the paul fiasco

You think he'd be flipping out and randomly storytiming What if... Dark Spider-Gwen for the thousandth time but I guess he needed to let out some stress by preying on a few local Polish children. Hopefully he was caught, beating horrifically, and then lynched!

Ultimate MJ is great, Paulcucks hate her because she's too likable and supportive. Really as soon as you get rid of the Gwenschizo's pedophile friends Nick Lowe and Tom Brevoort, quality and sales skyrockets again.

ultimate is excellent, i'm just referring to 616

There is a West Coast Avengers, but then you have her under a high-risk writer.

Right, but the cancer killing 616 isn't MJ, just Nick Lowe.

She said the line!

Ooof, it's really looking rough Paulbros, I don't think old Paul "Rabid and Raping" Rabin is going to be able to walk out of this one with a gay little math equation or two this time!

Maybe... perhaps... we should RETVRN to Spider-Man's original Paul? Paul STACY??? He's got everything you need!

An asshole that nobody liked either

Racist against mutants, and superheroes

Literally related to THE Gwen Stacy, automatically exciting the gwenschizos

Is a character with far more legacy and real appeal compared to someone only championed by a single Polish retard.

No faggy manbun

Not a faggy basedboy numale liberal like Rabin

Probably has a functioning penis

Paulbros, it's time we reject nuPaul, and go back to embracing TRUE PAUL.

He is a very distinguished white supremacist and of clear aryan stock, unlike Rabin, whose blood and genetics are tainted by Jews and, even worse, Polacks.

'I already have a girlfriend'

'oh we know" *venomj unzips and flops out her huge tendril*

Legitimately, why should we even care?

Popular characters.

If it works, it works.

Wrong thread, but VenoMJ with Rivals Venom's build would go hard and make me hard.

Shit, I'd hoped to delete it before anyone saw it. Rivals threads have so much Venon gooning I got confused

Now put an Eddie Brock head on a Carnage and you'll have the full set.

Dylan will be Toxin to match Eddie as Carnage.

So VenoMJ is going to mindbreak all of Peter's love interests with their dick so they can have him to themselves but also simultaneously have a harem?
Based.

holy kino

So does anyone know why they do this?
I just really don't understand the thought process behind these decisions.

According to interviews they've, Jordan White and Al Ewing think that MJ is the perfect host for Venom.

MJ is the perfect host for Venom.

They both love Peter the most. It's perfect logic!

MJ has trauma with Venom, and the two could work together to get over that. And that could be interesting. And having an edgy MJ go on an adventure with Peter would be awesome.

But they're probably not going to do that. She's probably gonna be Venom for two minutes, and we'll all look back at this questioning what the fuck happened.

If they don't use the She Venom scene from the 1st movie as inspiration then I don't want it.

They desperately need to stop having this cunt say that line. It's basically Bazinga-tier at this point.

What repugnant little rat fuckers. Hope this issue hurts simply for entertaining the idea of dragging my boy through the mud even further just for their pathetic autistic grudge against the fictional redhead.
t. Toxinfag

Alright, but Paul ending up with the symbiote would be the funniest thing ever and you know it.

Apparently it isn't quite so terrible if you only include her in-story usages only. Becomes hell if you include things like covers and adaptations.

I don't care about funny things.

Ngl I only wanted it to be Paul for the sake of Dylan beating him up later

How could he not figure out it was MJ tho

no symbiote sense or some shit?

These two anons are expressing the same wants and dreams I had for She-VenoMJ. If it is corrupted or already done by Ewing here in that gaudy costume either as FtM or She-VenoMJ, I'll be as mad as when Slott wrote so many good story ideas but then executed them in abominable and hackneyed ways. I'll be less mad if it's She-VenoMJ but man that gold doesn't fit her or the costume. Maybe one day I'll get good enough at writing to bring these ideas to fruition. By then if Marvel is better when it comes to editorial then maybe I could get away with more. Also yep you best believe Patrick Mulligan would come back as Toxin. What a good idea wasted by Remender or editorial or whatever happened there.

Toxin is going to Dylan so he can fight Eddie.