Lisa, where's your bathing suit?

Lisa, where's your bathing suit?

I'm gonna swim nekkid.

What?

Oh sure, there'll be a few uptight beachgoers who won't dig the Lisa philosophy but I feel the human body is a thing of beauty.

hey wait that isn't the original line from the episode

Boomers were fucking retarded morons who used to do that to their kids no matter how goddamn uncomfortable it was for the children. A bunch of strangers saw my kid dick this way, and this is how I saw my first vagina. I am pissed the fuck off about all this, but at least I'm not the kid from that one Nirvana album cover.

He seems to be pretty okay about it

Homer, where are your gummy bears?

I'm gonna plant tomacco.

What?

Oh sure, there'll be a few sneed farmers who won't dig the gucci loafer wearin' city slicker that can't plant his own farm after a Park Avenue manicure but I feel the cigarette corporation is a thing of marketing.

Are you German? Because that sounds like something German boomers did back in the 70s FKK days.

S11E5

Just pedophile drivel.

You shouldn't be mad at that, you should be mad at whoever brainwashed you to be pissed about nudity. There's absolutely nothing wrong with it. Especially when it comes to children. This retarded anti-nature line of reasoning literally goes toward proclaiming that breastfeeding and birth are abuse. Embarrassment towards nudity is 100% a social construct with no basis in nature or human morality.

You are a projecting pedophile

What a crappy upscale.

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Most nude beaches ban kids nowadays cause there's no effective way of keeping out creeps.

It's Bart's line.

Seems counterproductive to the idea that it's not just a place to look at naked people of the opposite sex.

Why would Bart talk about the "Lisa philosophy"?

what? at least in USA they've always been an adults-only thing and are mostly gay pickup spots.

In Europe it's just for people who want to enjoy the sun. You'll mostly just find older people sun-tanning there, naturist eco-hippy types and the like too. Younger people who want to sunbathe nude in privacy usually just hike out to some spot without people. We have lots of public beach-front.

LisaMania 2025!

Is never naked even once in all of its show history.

The comics corrected this

Southern Europe.

I don't like feeling exposed to strangers. Nudity is intimacy.

anti-nature line of reasoning

Mate, I'm getting cybernetics as soon as I'm able.

I guess it counts when when she used the Tawanga tribal attire in the first episode.

the very first scene shes in

The fact that I know what LisaMania is scares me.

I'd let her swim naked

NTA but I was made to strip down outside/in public a couple times after fucking up my clothes and I was NOT cool about it, nobody needed to fucking brainwash me after the fact. It was pretty apparent to me even as a six year old that I was being treated like a fucking animal.

that generation of parents generally believed children were completely asexual beings with no sense of modesty or self-awareness

-anthropological documentaries with naked indigenous people aired on daytime television in the 80s and 90s. no one cared

-national geographic magazine had naked indigenous people on the rack where kids could read and look. no one cared.

Why would you say that?

gay farmers

I don't see naked children and get aroused so

who are you quoting?

Quoting

Nigga was my text green

Good because you ended up a normal straight person. Maybe you should do the same to your kids.

I was accusing the OP of being a pedophile, you dumb idiot.

well they were retarded. no shit i don't want strangers or even kids from school who happens to be at the beach that day seeing my junk. fuck boomers.

a normal straight person

on Anon Babble

she wasn't nude, the show's staff said she wasn't and it was an animation error because >Season 1 animation

But nudity isn't intimacy. Nudity is just a physical fact, intimacy is a socio-psychological feeling. I sure as hell don't feel intimacy in communal showers.

was undressed as a punishment in public

And that's why you hated it.

One of my earliest memories is being in a bath tub with my sister at my grandma's house, and being freaked out by her vagina, so she spread it open because she thought it was funny, and I started screaming. She got in a bit of trouble for that. I was maybe five or six, and she's a couple of years older than me.

are you gay now?

There's that French laundry detergent ad where we see a bit of her butt. This show has been going on for almost four decades and we still haven't gotten a canon booty shot of Lisa though.

I no longer think that vaginas are the result of someone's penis falling off.

there's been identified a gene that people who are comfortable with masturbating in public have. this is just genetics and you need to stop pushing this bullshit on others

and yet creeps go anyway, your point?

if we just act like this isn't a place for creeps the creeps won't come!

you are a marxist aren't you?

Only women say creep.

it smells funny in here

stop wanting naked children on nude beaches for you to stare at

Even in the comics, she's basically one of the extremely few people who apparently feels any sense of modesty.